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Ep. 42

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ntfy.sh, Home Plumbing

00:00:00 Monero giveaway results

00:02:03 Trump is a convicted felon

00:05:46 Tim Kaine and Pete Hegseth

00:10:10 Biden burning the place down on the way out

00:12:24 TikTok ban

00:17:01 North Carolina hurricane victims

00:24:02 The Pfizer Boob Job

00:25:40 Mike Pence, RFK, and GMOs

00:39:07 The New Media

00:42:15 Illegal alien arrested in California for lighting stuff on fire

00:48:12 Senator blocked from taking the floor and arrested

00:51:02 Dave gives an overview of ntfy.sh

00:59:48 Ron gives some home plumbing advice

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Okay, welcome to The Canary in the Cage podcast. I'm Ron Morgan, my co host Dave

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Havlicek. We're here to entertain you educate you and maybe even hopefully make

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a laugh. So do we got any announcements anything we got to talk about first?

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Not necessarily. We still have the stickers. We got we got plenty of them. So

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collect your stickers, collect your monero for posting the photos. Get those RSVPs

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in for the barbecue if you want to get it, you know, get your plane tickets early

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and stuff like that. Do we do want to do a banero gift right now or later?

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Well, we'll get it mixed in during the show. Oh, keep them waiting. Oh, no,

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no, so the one from last week. Yeah, yeah, we'll do that. Okay. So yeah, we got

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let's go to the wheel or the wheel. So it looks like we have to spin the wheel to

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see who we get to win. Yes, we do. So last week, the challenge was secret word

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challenge. The word was blue. We got two people that gave us the word. One is

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I'm a Y N all lowercase. Okay, it was the next one. Why is going on? I am not a

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computer person. And then we got Oliver Chase with the capital chase.

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All right, let's face

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Oliver Chase. There you go.

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Okay, so we're going to spin to see who wins. Apparently we're not. Just click

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once is not double click. There we go.

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And the winner is Oliver Chase. All right, so I'm going to contact you get your

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money address and we'll send over that 0.01.

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All right, sounds good to me. All right, chase Oliver, man. Greg.

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Man, I can't I've got a brain issue. I can't. When I learned something one way,

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it's really hard to be learned in another way. No, it's it's really kind of

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fucked up. But

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news for you, Ron. Oh, Trump is a convicted felon. So you know, well, okay. Yeah.

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No, actually, I should have that right. I wrote that down. So it did go through.

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I did not think it was it, but you have to admit I mean, so what was he sitting

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still? Oh, nothing. Wait, no community service? Nothing. No, no, didn't

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Rikers? Nothing. Did he at least have to get a prison tattoo? No fines? No, nothing.

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Nothing. Huh. So it's almost like they wanted to just call him a convicted

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felon. Seems like it. That's going to get overturned very quickly. Yeah, well, so

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here's the funny thing. It's obviously a bullshit ruling. It's against the Sixth

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Amendment. If you if you appeal it, it's going to be vacated on those grounds. I

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would I would hope. But what if they say, Well, you're not sentenced anything. So

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you can't say like, I don't know how this works. Conviction. Yeah. I mean, it does

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have implications because it might affect his ability to own guns or right. So if

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you're a felon, I'm kidding. Can you vote? What score is voting? I don't know. I

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don't know where to false to New York because it's New York conviction. I don't

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know. I don't know. I don't know. I assume he's going to go through appeal anyway. So

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well, yeah, because they really have to they need to embarrass that Marchand because

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he's a piece of shit. I mean, I and people are arguing about it on Twitter. Just

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their acts. It's nonstop. And it's like why they're just fucking stupid. It's funny.

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It's kind of comical. It proves that there's a deep state that was going up

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I mean, well, this is the thing like they do this to everybody. No,

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everybody they do is like even if they okay, let's say we have a guy that that

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murdered someone in the middle of the street in the middle of the day with like

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everybody watching and it's on video or fine like he did it right. But they still

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do this stuff to that guy. They still do it. They do it to everybody. Well, so

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New York apparently had one of the pristine judicial systems.

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No, no, that's they're saying don't win this is really hurting. They had Rudy

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Giuliani who went after the mafia with all these bullshit tactics. Okay, but he

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invented this stuff. But okay, but under judicial law, the RICO Act is a good thing.

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As we look at it, it's not a good thing. But if you look at it from a big point of

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view, they were he was able to break the mob not really happy. We don't want to

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break the mob. The mob is better for us. But the government does. Yeah, they don't

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like competition. Exactly where I was going. I mean, it's just so ridiculous.

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Why do we allow them to do this because we so okay, mafia people are not nice

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people right? They respect for they don't fuck around. They mess with you if you

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mess with them. Right, but they're not those are not nice people. They're bad

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people. They I mean, and there's people that are connected to them that are

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just completely fucked like the Iceman. You're like he killed random people.

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Yeah, the guy so in good fellas, the guy who Joe Pesci's character was based on.

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Yeah, he was a complete fucking scumbag. He would kill random people. Yeah,

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fun. They're not good people. Okay, well, like,

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I don't know. My trans body. Taylor Street Chicago is a pretty safe street for a while

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there. Right, right. So that's the thing is like, it's not just an all or nothing thing,

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right? Like you're they are doing things for the community. They run businesses that

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are traditionally looked down upon like prostitution and drugs and garbage.

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Yeah, well, they run the unions was I don't like that because that's government involvement.

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Yeah. But like, they're just another type of government that you can say no to right?

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Right, like so nobody believes that when the mafia is asked for protection money that

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that they're helping you out. But when the government does it, oh, government, we need to

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go. Let me pay. No, fuck it's the same thing. Government is a mafia. Yeah, I do. No arguments

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here. Speaking of shitheads, when I bring up Tim Cain, do you know what I'm talking about?

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What did he run for vice president under Hillary? Yeah, that's actually this is where the story's

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going to get to. So he decided like the other Democrats in the Senate to go ahead and give

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head, I can't say his last name, Hedzwick, Hedzwick. Hexeth? Hexeth. Yeah, it's too many

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squiggly lines all munch together into a word. And I can't get that word to come out of my mouth.

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So Pete, he did cheat on his wife. He did. Okay. He admitted it. His wife. I don't know where he

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found the time. He's got like nine kids. But he found the time to stick it in somebody else.

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Whatever. It's a it's he should have done it. A him and his wife made peace with it and they

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stayed together. Okay. Tim King wanted to make hay out of it. And I mean, that's what they're

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doing all along. And we're gonna get that later on. But they're I think they're kind of doing what

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the the takeover the libertarian party did delay delay delay. She's getting that in a few minutes

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as well. That's a teaser guys. Wait, didn't Bill Clinton cheat on his wife? It wasn't a thing?

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Well, is it? Well, it's a blow job cheating. I think so. What is the definition of is?

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I don't I don't know. That's how he got out of it. That's literally how he got out or hit or

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hit or whatever. So Tim King decided he would go ahead and put the screws to hedge one of the

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guys name is which he better be confirmed. So guess what happened after that? A few whistleblowers

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started calling Dan Bongino. And goes, why don't you start asking him some questions about his

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nephews coming out of his hotel room when he was running for vice president? What? So apparently

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he has a lot of nephews and no nieces. Okay. So the rumor is that they had to they had to allow

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his nephews into his room at night and the nephews would kindly leave in the morning.

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What? He was he was fucking little boy. Why are you fucking nephews? No, they're not his nephews.

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I really thought they were nephews. I think I even did the air quotes like a douche.

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And I said no nieces. He was inviting gay prostitutes to his hotel room and

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Is he married? Yes, but he put on Twitter back even back then. So I pulled the Twitter feed

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that him his wife have decided to have an open marriage. Well, there you go.

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Oh, I'm not saying that's anything wrong. I mean, you do you do you. But if you're going to go after

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them after somebody, you really shouldn't go after somebody unless you've got, you know, at least a

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clean house. Yeah. Because they're there. But I'll tell you what, holy Jesus, who is that? The new

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attorney general that went from Florida home. Yeah, Pam Bondi. I don't like her. Oh, no, you haven't

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been watching her. I don't watch it because I don't give a fuck. No, no, I didn't know anything

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about it because I don't live in Florida. She's all stupid. But Jesus Christ,

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shithead, Adam Schiff. Adam Schiff, okay. Yeah, was like kind of drilling her. Yeah.

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Verbally not on the table like the guy in the Capitol before. She was just like,

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he kept cutting her off. She said, you can let me answer the question. She goes, you do know,

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you got censored by Congress for doing the exact same thing you're doing to me right now.

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And I'm like, hell yeah. So, so that's all I, I just, I like you. I mean, because they're fighting

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back. They're not taking this whole shit. They're shitty people. The one, the one lady from fucking

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Arizona. The policies are garbage. Well, the lady from fucking Hawaii, she's asking everyone this.

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Yeah. Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment? Have you ever, do you know any cases

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that you know somebody who's shut the fuck, why are we not this dumb bitch talk?

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Yeah. Well, she's a Congresswoman, right? Make a fact. Make a, make your questions fact-based.

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That is fact-based. Have you ever been accused? No, make it, there has to be something there.

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You got, because then have you ever ran a yellow light? What color was the, how long was the yellow

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light lit before you ran it? Well, it's not illegal to run a yellow light. They're delaying,

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delaying. Like, why are they delaying? Well, let's just go ahead and jump right in. Yeah,

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what would be the advantage to doing that? I don't understand. That would be because Biden,

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in, since he's tearing down this country, he decided to tear down a bunch more before he leaves.

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He had a hot way. Hold on. I'm getting, okay. How does that relate to delaying Trump's fix?

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I'm getting there. Okay. I know. I don't see how this can happen. I know. I don't, I don't have one

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word stories. You get me in front of Congress. There has to be, there'll be, there'll be, there'll be

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people like gags about, they'll be dragging me out because he won't shut up. He won't stop fucking

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talking. That's me. Welcome to it. So, with all this shit he's doing, and it's not, it's not good.

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I mean, the whole budgetary stuff he's doing. Yeah, it seems like he's like lighting everything

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on fire before he leaves. Yeah, but it's, it's, there's a whole, sort of the money I heard today.

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I don't get economics. I'm not good at economics. If I have a dollar in my pocket, I spend two.

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So, yeah. So what he did is he changed the order of succession.

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I saw, okay, I saw that, but what? So what that means is usually when the president is fired,

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because Biden's been fired, and I really hope Trump does that, you've been fired. Yes! Okay.

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So usually the cabinet members walk out the door of the tail of the tree, the legs as well,

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but not the case. Now they stay in their position until their successor is picked by the, by the

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Senate. I don't think he has authority to do this. He did it. But he, for what I'm here, he has set

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in all kinds of traps. He even said, good luck getting out of all the laws that I passed. So

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he's got trap doors. I don't understand, like, Trump needs to walk in, get sworn in, and go,

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every government employee is fired until you redo your job, because we've got the burrowers,

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the burrowers, which I talked about before. These are, these are federal employees that are part

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of the deep state that will burrow somewhere and hide until they can, until they can strike,

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or they'll just run out of presidency and wait for the next one. Right. So these guys, they're,

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they're all hanging out waiting for this shit to go down. I don't know. I mean, I just, just fire

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them all. You're all fired. Right. Like, they're, they're all under the executive, well, okay. No,

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I'm not an FBI, CIA, everyone's fired. They're all under the executive branch. And then let's just

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do a mastery hiring of the good ones. Well, we don't need most of these departments anyway.

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Well, that's, well, actually, so this I didn't look into, but apparently he can't close the

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department. They can't close the department. He can fund it. He can, no, no, no, he can't

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defund it. Oh, he can decide who the personnel is. Okay. So you're the one in charge of the

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department of education, and that's it. Right. And then he can say you're not allowed to hire anybody.

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Right. Okay. Yeah. So there's tricks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Jesus. This is,

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so let's just get into TikTok next. I don't know. Yeah. Well, I'm not, I'm not going to stop taking,

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putting our videos up there and go fuck. So for all you TikTok lovers, well, it's gone come Sunday.

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I don't think so. So you, you guys can't get out there. No, not there's a better place to go now.

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It's called Red Note. Yeah, I heard about that. That would be the actual China's version of TikTok,

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or a similar version of TikTok. Still own, I believe by TikTok, or at least owned by the Chinese

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government. And the Americans are going over there, go, don't fucking tell me what I can and can't do.

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I've never even heard of this thing until today and like, I just don't give a fuck. Like, there's

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no way there. It's all Bob. Because Gen Z is stepping up in a huge way because they want to save TikTok.

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Okay. So this is what they want to do. You, you, you want to say we're giving our information to

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China. We're going to go through even worse site and give them information and fuck off while you're

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at it. So I like that. But so let's, let's, let's delve into this TikTok thing. So they don't like

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TikTok because TikTok, they don't have the control over TikTok, correct? Well, yeah, it is Chinese

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spyware. Let's, let's, let's get this up. What is Facebook? What is, what is it? What is all the other

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shit? So they're all the same. Yes. So they're one entity. Okay. Well, we'll not want it. They're

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different entities trying to do the same. Yes. Yes. So, so they, and during the 2020 riots,

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they did have a hard time controlling what was getting out. Right. You got congressmen going,

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there's no rioting. It's peaceful protesting. People on TikTok are like, what the fuck is this?

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Right. This video? Yeah, they're burning shit down. Right. And they didn't like that. Right.

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So what day is TikTok officially done? Sunday. Which is the date of the 19th, right?

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Yes. Is anything like big happening on the 20th? I don't remember. I don't think so.

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Just Monday. Yeah, there's no. Oh, it's Martin Luther King day. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So,

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wait, so when does Trump get sworn in then? Monday or Tuesday? I don't know. Who cares?

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Ah, whatever. So, but, so it looks like they want to. Well, if it's a federal holiday,

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they can't, can't swear a man. Then they can't swear a man, right?

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Right. That's why you said that. So I'm like, uh, so then it gets, you know, it was the 20th.

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So look that up. Try again for years, Trump. So I tried to cite the source there.

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Um, but so regardless. So, so Trump's swearing in is Monday or Tuesday. I'm not sure. Oh,

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fix that editing. I think it's Monday. It has to be Monday. I think it has to be, but

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Yeah, the constitution says it's January 20th. Oh, okay. Even if it's on a Sunday?

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Uh, well, okay. I don't know. It's not that I need. None of our listeners

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are sitting on the edge of their share code. What's the answer to this? Right. We don't care.

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But so they, so the federal government officially banned an app or a website, whatever the hell,

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I'm not a computer guy. Um, right before the possibility of a, of a big event.

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Huh. That's the kind of shit that makes me a conspiracy theorist. I'm just saying it just

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does. It's just weird. Not saying anything's going to happen. I'm not saying that a guy predicted

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something that's going to happen. The same guy predicted Trump's being assassinated. I don't

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know. You see that video? Some dude literally predicted Trump's shooting. No, no, he saw it.

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He said it was like a vision from God. Back in March, he predicted Trump's shooting in

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June, July. And now he's predicting a mash. Okay, but I don't know. There's eight billion people in

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the world. And at any given time, the one fact guy from South Carolina could see the vision from

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God. No, no, no. At any given time, millions of those people are saying crazy stupid shit. Right.

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No, no. Okay. So now, if there's a one in a million chance of any of that stupid shit coming

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true, one of them will come true. I wasn't going to get drawn into this, but you got to find the

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video. The dude back in March, he said, I saw a bullet whizzed by Trump's head. No, no, he's back

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in. It's, it's, it's, how did you date this video? It's date stamped. I guess you can hack Twitter

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and whatever. And he was like, the bullets go to like Grace's ear or it's going to blow his

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eardrum out. I don't believe it. Details. I don't believe this. I don't know. It was on the internet.

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It has to be true. No, no, no. I mean, because I only found it from some of the podcasts that I

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watched and they typically stick to pretty, pretty true stuff. Now, is the guy a whack job?

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Just saying he's a fat guy from South Carolina. Just saying, although I love the South Carolina

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people. I love the North Carolina people too. Talk about that. See if you do it post on X.

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Sorry, I'm kind of like all hyped up today. I don't know why.

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Is that drugs? Are you on drugs? No. Maybe I should, maybe I should get animals before the show.

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CNN, let's talk for a second. Okay. How you doing? Oh, I'm not talking to CNN. You can jump

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anytime you want. I don't care. But you're ready to suck. Your channel should be off the air,

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probably within months, which is good. What should I do is I'm good. Why don't you get your little

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van, you guys drive around in, get some cameras in there and get one of the pretty people you

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have that talk on the camera, that fake shit. Some in North Carolina. Let's see what Asheville looks

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like. Let's look at all the communities around there. It looks like, why don't you start interviewing

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people about how the government has failed them? Why don't you do this? You can let,

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that California, let them handle it over there. They've actually got apparently a good reporter

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too over there. Why don't you guys get to North Carolina and show us what's actually going on

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there? Because it ain't good. And you guys are just, you're just a couple of hours away. You're

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just sitting there like, oh, fuck them. They're Appalachia people. Well, fuck you then. We need

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to see what's going on because we need to make this an issue. Yeah, I've been him hauling around

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with this North Carolina thing about, what am I hearing? What's true? What's not? The video today

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kind of summed it up. I'm like, I kind of know that. I've been to Asheville a lot. Yeah, it's

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fucked. And it could have been selective recording, but the guy said, he goes, I'm recording in a very

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popular area. So people, if the popular area is this bad, how do you think the rest of them look?

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So I don't know. I just don't care. I mean, say, other side of the country and like, no, I don't care.

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They make us pay taxes. We don't want to pay taxes. Sure. They make us. Yeah. So it's a gunpoint.

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Right. So we have a gentleman's agreement with them that, okay, you'll keep the road somewhat.

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So you have a gentleman's agreement with people that are sticking you up? I know. I know. What are

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you talking about? Well, my point is, there's expectations of tax dollars being spent a certain

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way. I don't see why anyone would expect that if you just look at the budget. Like, it's never been

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that way. Why would it ever be that way? No, FEMA usually stops and it helps out. I've known FEMA.

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No, they don't. They've always been like, when Katrina... No, I know people who've gotten FEMA money

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out with their insurance companies said, well, you don't have flood coverage, but your house flooded.

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So we're not paying for it. And FEMA did step in and pay. They were actually, it was actually

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a pleasant experience. It wasn't my house, but it was a buddy of mine's house.

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But... They pay with their own money. It's a big, big fucking deal. What they're doing in North Carolina

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is disgusting and... Just stop taxing us. Stop taxing us. Look at your future. It's coming.

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Because apparently, what Biden did, he offered them, I believe, $180 billion for 80 days.

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So that's cleanup only. There's no rebuilding in that. Because again, I don't believe a nail's

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going to go into a piece of wood there until at least three years. And then he offered them $700.

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This fucking dimension, old man... No, hold on a second. So on that one, I saw this about California,

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where he was giving them $770. East person where North Carolina is family.

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But I'm like, that's just weird, right? Where's this number coming? Well,

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it turns out the law only allows him to give that much money. The president himself. Or FEMA.

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Because FEMA gives out more money. Well, FEMA is part of the executive branch. So they operate

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under him. So they're only allowed to give $770 per household or person, I don't know.

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In an emergency situation for... Yeah, there's a whole bunch of...

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Like the first step of mini steps?

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Something like that, yeah. So that's why you're seeing the 700 number floating around.

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Where people are like, oh, why is it only $700, $200, $120 billion he gives to the Ukraine?

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Well, he's not allowed to. But maybe if there was a guy who could write an executive order

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up in that number? No, Congress has to do that. Well, then push it through Congress. This is

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Well, no, I don't want Congress spending more money. Okay, turn it all off. Turn it off.

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In time of need. I don't give a fuck. Turn it off.

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I'm willing to be part of the... Then you send your money over there. Fuck that. Turn it off.

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Look, if you... You all... I don't know how many taxes you owe to the IRS that you're...

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They're chasing you down. But if all that... Delete, delete, delete anybody, please.

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If all that money was in your pockets, you could send $770 to someone in North Carolina, right?

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Yeah, I mean, P.J. O'Rourke said, given Congress money is like given drunk teenagers car keys.

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Yeah. Something like that. And I get that. And I truly believe that.

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Stop. Shut it all fucking down. Well, but we're not going to and that's the problem.

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We're going to one way or the other. That's the thing.

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Well, that's kind of what they're predicting that Biden's gonna fuck up the budget so bad

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that we're gonna be forced into a reset. Well, I told you that's what they're gonna do.

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They're gonna crash the economy. I thought it was gonna happen sooner,

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but apparently not. So we'll see. But I think Trump's got some plans. He knows.

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Yeah, there's nothing he can do. That's the problem. So like,

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we had... We argued about this last week after the show and it's... The economy is just fucked.

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It's completely fucked. We've been fucked since 1913 when we moved to this fiat currency,

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Federal Reserve bullshit. And like, whatever tiny little thing Trump might do to help,

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it's irrelevant. We're all fucked. I don't do economy stuff.

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You need to. That's the problem. You don't understand why this doesn't work.

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I just know if I see Congress acting like me spending money, I go,

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there's some fucking wrong. Stop that shit now.

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When we have fiat money that they can just print off at will, why wouldn't they act?

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Like, let's say that they passed a law saying, Ron, you get to print up dollars.

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You want to print? Can I put my picture on them?

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Whatever. And it's all legal currency, right?

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I want to do a $23 bill.

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Okay, fine. How many of you know those $23 bills with your face would you print?

22:38

I mean, how much paper do I have?

22:40

Exactly. You would never stop. You would just keep doing it and doing it.

22:43

That's what they're doing because they can just print it at all they want.

22:46

When you're on a gold standard or a Bitcoin standard or a Monero standard,

22:50

you can't just invent new money out of fucking nothing.

22:53

No, I understand. I understand that. But I'm just saying that in time of need,

22:56

there should be money set aside to at least...

22:58

But they're... That's your job.

23:00

The people of Southern California are screwed.

23:02

Why didn't the North people... Why didn't the people set aside their own fucking money?

23:05

But then again, if the people of Southern California vote Democrat ever again...

23:09

Of course they will.

23:10

Then this is... I feel sorry for you right now because of the massive corruption

23:16

and the incompetence of your government. Get rid of them.

23:20

If... And then we're all brothers and sisters, so let's just...

23:24

We'll be a little bit nicer because what you guys doing over there is fucked.

23:28

Bash, what's her name? Karen? No, not...

23:30

Dana?

23:31

No, not Bash. The LA mayor. I had a written...

23:34

I don't fucking know. I don't pay attention to this stupid thing.

23:36

She was a fucking terrorist.

23:37

Yeah, but I don't pay attention to this.

23:38

Like... Oh, man, you gotta pay attention.

23:40

This stuff is hundreds of miles away. I don't give a fuck.

23:42

I care about my life.

23:44

I guess I didn't write that.

23:45

Apparently she was involved in some terrorism back in...

23:47

No, with a terrorist... No, she blew up the Capitol or was a part of a plan to blow up the Capitol.

23:52

No, no, I'm not kidding. This is...

23:53

Put it in there, but I didn't write it down, so I don't have it.

23:55

Okay, fine. Let's do a story that's gonna make you happy.

23:58

Yeah.

23:58

Well, maybe...

23:59

No, no, it's the good one.

24:01

It's the good one.

24:01

Okay, but...

24:02

Have you heard of the Pfizer boob job?

24:04

Oh, yes. Yes, I have. I did see that.

24:07

And what does it do?

24:09

Okay, maybe you're thinking something different than me, but there was a medical journal article that came out

24:14

where this woman got the Pfizer vaccine, vaccine in quotes, and like her tits just fucking blew up.

24:21

Apparently there's more than one.

24:23

Really? How did you know the one?

24:24

Hers quadrupled.

24:26

Yeah. Yeah, I saw. I saw the photo. The photos were in the article.

24:29

No, I know. But other people are saying this is happening to them too.

24:32

And then she got them reduced. Like she got it...

24:34

She...

24:35

What?

24:36

She cut them off.

24:37

Fiden executive order. She get a Pfizer boob job and stays.

24:41

I remember, I posted to my friends, I posted the journal article, and I said,

24:44

you know, I'm coming around on the COVID vaccine.

24:48

What? I mean, I'm not saying it's safe.

24:51

I'm not saying you're not gonna have some serious health issues and probably the very near future,

24:55

but go out with big boobs.

24:57

I mean, your children get the fucking vaccine.

25:00

So...

25:01

How the fuck can they... Like that, I don't even understand.

25:03

How's that scientifically? How's that work?

25:05

I don't know.

25:05

Okay, that's the Monero Challenge.

25:07

Somebody explain that shit to us.

25:08

That's not the Monero Challenge.

25:11

We get some doctor like a three-page dissertation, like,

25:14

all right, just big boobs. I'm good. He wits.

25:17

I don't know. It's...

25:20

And it's not like she was like a teenager where she was already growing.

25:23

Right. She was a fully adult woman.

25:26

Yeah.

25:26

Who's already finished growing.

25:28

No, I actually put that into apps.

25:29

What the fuck?

25:30

I put Pfizer boob job and a whole bunch of different articles popped up.

25:32

Oh my God.

25:33

This is a growing trend.

25:34

It's so weird.

25:36

So I figured that'd make you happy.

25:38

So, okay, we got a good story out. Now let's go back to the shit.

25:43

Oh, let's start with Pence.

25:45

Mike Pence, the man who won't eat dinner with a lady unless his wife is present.

25:50

You know about that?

25:51

He won't...

25:51

He's truly religious.

25:52

What's the... What did you say?

25:54

He will not break bread.

25:56

With another woman unless his wife is present at the table.

25:59

I don't mind that.

26:00

Well, I just fucking weird, but I mean, he can do what he wants.

26:05

I mean, it's weird. I mean, in the 1800s...

26:09

I don't like hanging out with women.

26:10

Like, I'm married, right?

26:12

No, no, I get it. But does the Pfizer boob job, does it change that answer?

26:16

No.

26:16

Then you like hanging out with women?

26:17

No.

26:17

Okay.

26:18

No, I mean, he's the vice president.

26:20

He was the vice president.

26:22

Okay.

26:22

He can't go up break bread with a girl.

26:24

I don't...

26:25

I'm not talking about like a hot 18 year old who's probably

26:29

recording everything you say.

26:30

Oh, I...

26:30

I mean, legit.

26:31

There was a...

26:32

There was a Twitch streamer named Ninja who got shit over this a while back,

26:37

because he was married.

26:38

I think he's still married.

26:40

And like he...

26:41

Someone said, why don't you ever have a girl on your show?

26:45

And he's like, well, I'm married, so I don't do that.

26:47

People gave him shit for that.

26:49

That's... I mean, I don't know.

26:51

It's weird, but that's actually not the story.

26:54

That was just something I wanted to throw out there, because it's fucking weird.

26:57

He's from Indiana.

26:58

I was born in Indiana.

26:59

Yeah, I mean, I think it should be...

27:00

Oh, I'm doing it with anybody and everybody.

27:02

Even the Pfizer boom jump.

27:03

I think that should become less weird.

27:06

Like, because it's not...

27:08

The way people throw accusations around and the way people can have misunderstandings,

27:14

and it's just not worth it, right?

27:15

It's not worth it.

27:16

All right, whatever.

27:17

So, guess who Mike Pence does not want to get confirmed?

27:21

Everyone?

27:21

Kennedy.

27:22

Okay.

27:23

Oh, wait. Who was his biggest donor?

27:25

I have... Why are you asking me this?

27:26

I don't fucking know this shit.

27:28

It's okay.

27:29

It's like, what the fuck?

27:30

I mean, it was... It was... It was a big... I think it was Pfizer.

27:32

It wasn't big farmers.

27:33

Okay.

27:33

He's paid off very heavily by pharma,

27:36

and he doesn't want Kennedy to get it confirmed.

27:38

Okay.

27:39

Wonder why.

27:39

Well, because Kennedy's gonna fix all this shit.

27:41

I don't think he's gonna fix it.

27:42

Oh, no, no.

27:43

I have high hopes for Kennedy.

27:45

Yeah.

27:45

I mean, because of what that red guy...

27:47

He's just another big government asshole that wants to tell us what we can put into our bodies.

27:51

It's just a different side of the same coin.

27:54

Okay. When it comes to food, our food is disgusting.

27:56

That's your problem. You fucking figured out how to...

27:58

Like...

27:59

All right. What the...

28:00

Do you think Kennedy's gonna tell you what to eat? No.

28:02

Have you had dinner yet today?

28:04

No.

28:04

Where are you gonna eat out if you leave here?

28:06

I'm gonna cook at home.

28:07

Oh, okay. Because sometimes you eat out.

28:08

Right. Yeah. I'm...

28:09

Okay. So you cook at home.

28:10

Are you gonna use any kind of bread in this?

28:13

Tortillas.

28:14

Oh, tortillas. Okay.

28:15

So you got flour.

28:16

Yes.

28:16

Is that GMO flour?

28:18

I don't know. The tortillas are pre-made.

28:19

I sure is.

28:20

Okay. I don't care.

28:21

No, it's...

28:22

There's nothing wrong with GMO flour.

28:24

There's a lot of shit we have put in our food that we do not need.

28:28

And it needs...

28:28

Do you know why they use GMOs to grow wheat?

28:31

So we can feed the population because without that, we can't feed the population, Robert.

28:35

But what about all the farmland Bill Gates bought up is that grown land on it?

28:38

I think we'll be just fine without that.

28:40

Wow.

28:41

Wait. You believe that from the government?

28:42

So the government tells you a bunch of things.

28:45

And that's the one thing you go, well...

28:46

That info is not from the government.

28:48

That's just math.

28:49

No, it's not math.

28:50

It's math. You need to know how many pieces of wheat make up a bush full of flour.

28:55

And it's not that fucking hard.

28:57

Like we cannot feed 350 million people unless we have GMO flour.

29:03

Let me introduce you to Kansas.

29:06

Have you ever driven through Kansas?

29:08

Of course.

29:08

How long did it take you?

29:10

I don't know.

29:11

I don't know.

29:11

They can grow a lot of fucking...

29:12

Oh, a couple like a day.

29:13

Not to defeat everybody?

29:15

Dude, Kansas is...

29:16

It does not take a day and a half to drive through Kansas.

29:17

It takes a couple hours.

29:18

No, actually, I miss mad at Kansas because the first time I drove into Kansas,

29:21

I may have said the story, I don't care.

29:23

We'll say it again.

29:24

Because we have new listeners.

29:26

Or at least, I don't know.

29:27

We have no listeners.

29:28

I don't know.

29:29

You drive in and it's like...

29:30

The first mile marker you see is like 285.

29:33

Are you like, oh, I could do 285 and sit down because I'm driving.

29:38

I'm just sitting down.

29:40

Because typically I stand when I drive.

29:42

Well, you do ride those trike things.

29:45

So I'm cruising through Kansas and then there's a point where...

29:49

I believe there was a toll.

29:51

And the interesting, even though I was still on I-70,

29:54

I was supposed to go this direction if I wanted to keep the mile markers true.

29:58

But I wanted to go to Colorado, so I wanted to go keep going on I-70.

30:02

And then after about 100 miles in Kansas, I see the new mile marker sign,

30:09

like 400 and something or three.

30:10

I'm like, what the actual...

30:14

If Aston Kutcher is anywhere around me, I'm kicking his fucking ass.

30:18

I expected that dude to jump out of a bush and go, ha, ha, gotcha.

30:22

Oh, I would have ran his ass over the U-Haul.

30:25

Chase them down.

30:27

There's just not enough.

30:28

I mean, I don't like the way that we have patents on GMOs.

30:34

Like that makes the price go higher than it should be.

30:37

Right?

30:37

So you shouldn't be allowed to patent a fucking GMO.

30:40

And then sterilize it so that they have to come back to you every year and buy it again.

30:45

I should be able to make a competing GMO.

30:47

It says, fuck you.

30:48

I'm not going to sterilize it or whatever.

30:49

Well, no, but they're aggressively taking over other farm lands.

30:52

Because if I have a GMO seeds growing here, and your farm is here without GMO seeds,

30:58

the wind will blow some of the mine over two years.

31:00

Wind will blow some of the mine over two years.

31:01

So what's the difference?

31:02

But who do you think the federal government backs in that argument?

31:06

But there shouldn't be...

31:06

Like, who gives a fuck?

31:07

Like, there's nothing dangerous.

31:09

People making us...

31:10

About that stuff.

31:11

There's nothing dangerous in there.

31:13

Dude, I know what soy looks like.

31:16

And I'm like, cool, that's soy.

31:19

We are driving through India.

31:20

We're...

31:20

When I like to drive, I like driving country roads.

31:22

So I'll just like, if I'm in Indianapolis, according to Chicago,

31:26

I drive more north than I drive west.

31:28

And I usually find my way home.

31:30

I am like, I'm driving these country roads and I'm like, what the hell is that?

31:33

What is that?

31:33

Okay, so...

31:34

Dude, it was soy like this tall.

31:36

If they...

31:37

Soy doesn't get this tall.

31:37

Just listen.

31:38

If they banned GMOs, what do you think these companies would start doing?

31:43

Well, see, okay, see, that's a problem because it has to be government intervention.

31:48

I don't like that.

31:49

No, no, just say, let's say for the sake of our mind that GMOs are now banned.

31:52

What are the companies going to do?

31:54

Process it and get it out for food.

31:56

For food distribution.

31:57

Well, I don't know.

31:58

Okay, so before GMOs, before we discovered how to do these things,

32:03

what they would do is they would take the wheat, they would take the seeds of the wheat,

32:08

and they would blast it with X-rays.

32:09

Okay?

32:10

Okay.

32:10

And then they would say, oh, what kind of mutation happened here?

32:13

Let's put it in the ground and find out.

32:15

And then it would either grow or would die.

32:17

Okay.

32:17

And it would either grow bigger than the previous plant or grow smaller than the previous plant.

32:21

And then they would selectively take the seeds that they thought grew bigger.

32:25

Now, when you're blasting with X-rays, you don't fucking know what new genes are coming here.

32:29

I know.

32:30

Right?

32:30

So when you have GMOs, you can say, I want this little gene that does this exact thing.

32:35

And I want that and that only.

32:36

Fuck it, Eric.

32:37

So that's your after.

32:38

That's confusing me.

32:38

You can either have the exact gene.

32:40

I love the government.

32:40

You hate the government, but you love corporations.

32:41

It says nothing to do with the government.

32:43

This is science.

32:43

I think you hate the government, but you love corporations doing this shit.

32:46

This has nothing to do with the government.

32:47

The food is killing us.

32:48

No, it's not.

32:48

The GMOs are not what's killing you.

32:50

It's the, there's a lot of other additives in there.

32:52

Sugar is killing you.

32:53

Sugar is a fucking should be controlled.

32:54

So sugar is natural.

32:55

It grows in the fucking sugar cane.

32:57

So it's pot.

32:58

Okay.

32:58

So fucking legalize pot.

32:59

Pot doesn't kill you.

33:01

I know.

33:01

So then what do you talk about?

33:03

What do you talk about?

33:03

That's what I'm saying.

33:04

Like what?

33:04

Right.

33:04

But I'm saying like your, your complaints here are invalid.

33:08

They're nothing.

33:09

We don't need to mess with the food.

33:10

Yes, we do.

33:11

No, we don't.

33:11

Yes, we do.

33:14

We've always messed with the food.

33:16

Everything you eat, the fucking strawberry, that's not natural.

33:20

That's humans artificially selecting what strawberries they like to have.

33:23

If you ever seen a natural apple, but they grew in Chicago.

33:26

Yeah.

33:26

But you know what a natural, yes, a little crab apple.

33:29

You can't eat the fucking thing.

33:30

The apples we have at the store, that's not natural.

33:32

And it has nothing to do with GMO.

33:33

No, no, there's, there's different kinds of apple trees.

33:35

That's not natural.

33:37

Yes.

33:37

Yeah.

33:37

That is not natural.

33:39

None of those things are natural.

33:39

I'm gonna look at it.

33:40

Those are all.

33:41

I do know bananas are.

33:42

Humans cultivated.

33:43

Bananas have always been genetically modified.

33:45

I didn't know that.

33:46

I've learned that about that.

33:46

All fruits and vegetables and animals even.

33:49

Do you think a natural sheep has a giant fucking ass full of fat and it makes wool that grows three

33:56

feet long?

33:56

No, they don't.

33:57

But she's a big ass and she's.

33:59

She's not natural either.

34:01

You're proving my points.

34:02

I think that's all natural.

34:05

No, oh my God.

34:06

No, nothing we eat is natural.

34:07

It never has been.

34:08

It's been thousands of years of evolution.

34:10

Maybe we should get back to it.

34:11

I'm tired.

34:12

I know.

34:12

Dude, you've been in other countries.

34:15

You've eaten other countries.

34:16

Yes.

34:16

Is it noticeably better?

34:18

No.

34:19

Do you know what it is?

34:21

No, it's not.

34:21

I don't know what countries you're going to.

34:23

I've been to Japan.

34:24

I've been to Korea.

34:25

You don't know other countries will take our food.

34:27

I don't give a fuck.

34:28

I don't get, it's like, here's the thing that.

34:30

Okay.

34:31

People, so people who call themselves America first conservatives,

34:35

which like, I don't think you call yourself that, but like you're leaning.

34:38

I am a little, go ahead.

34:39

You're leaning towards that way.

34:40

They always say, well, the other country does this.

34:44

You're not America first.

34:45

That's not what I said.

34:46

Yes it is.

34:47

I said.

34:48

Other countries don't take our food.

34:49

Will not.

34:50

I don't give a fuck what other countries do.

34:51

They actually pass laws.

34:52

I don't give a fuck what other countries do.

34:54

I'm America first.

34:55

I am America first.

34:56

Then shut up all the countries.

34:57

Hold on, hold on.

34:58

I'm America first.

34:59

If the product they make is the best product on the market.

35:02

It is.

35:02

No, no, no.

35:03

If there's two products made, one's made in China, one's made in America.

35:06

The one made in China is better.

35:07

I'm gonna buy the one made in China because fuck you make a better product.

35:10

Okay, fine.

35:11

It's not a money thing.

35:12

It's a quality thing.

35:13

Okay.

35:13

It probably doesn't exist that much, but I want the best, I want the best bang for my buck.

35:17

Well, you can get that here in America.

35:20

Problem too.

35:22

Bang for your buck.

35:22

Oh my God.

35:23

They have brothels up there.

35:24

You can, you can go to Whole Foods.

35:26

You can go to whatever fucking grocery store sells the higher end stuff.

35:29

That's all natural.

35:31

Oh yeah.

35:32

I'm gonna go shop with Bozo or Bonzo or one of the hell his name is Bezo.

35:37

Okay.

35:37

I'm gonna shop with him.

35:38

Well, but that's where you get those ingredients.

35:40

They're gonna cost more.

35:41

Although he does have a cool store.

35:42

He's peppered them around the country right now.

35:44

It's employing-less.

35:48

The first one was in Seattle, Shocker.

35:51

And I went in there, but I didn't like buy anything because I didn't have a prime account.

35:55

And I'm so, I just wanted to see it, but you, you're logging your prime account, you picked it up and-

35:59

So like the problem with when you say GMOs, right, there's this whole generic concept of GMO, right?

36:07

And it's, you can put anything you want into your food.

36:11

So-

36:11

Well, you should be able to, but okay.

36:13

Well, no, you can.

36:14

Physically can, right?

36:15

You can take a gene from a glow in the dark blog and put it into the wheat.

36:19

Right.

36:19

Some social pass, put ketchup on eggs.

36:22

Yes.

36:22

Okay.

36:22

You put anything you want in your food.

36:24

Yes.

36:24

So now there's this thing called golden rice.

36:28

Have you heard of this?

36:30

No.

36:30

So it's a, it's a GMO and what they do is they take rice and they put a gene that creates vitamin A.

36:38

And it turns the rice like a golden color.

36:41

Still don't want my body, but okay.

36:42

Why don't you want a vitamin A?

36:44

I can eat vitamin A through-

36:45

Yeah, but not everyone can.

36:46

I'll find a more natural way.

36:47

But not everyone can.

36:48

I don't even know how to get vitamin A in my body.

36:50

I didn't even know vitamin A was eating anything.

36:51

Well, there you go.

36:52

But if you're in a poor third world country that has no sources of vitamin A.

36:58

They won't take our fucking food.

36:59

They do.

37:00

Millions of people have been saved because of golden rice.

37:05

Look it up.

37:06

So like you can put bad things in with GMOs.

37:08

You can put good things in with GMOs.

37:10

It's all about what GMO you're talking about.

37:11

I did this show where I talked about the FDA and how they allowed this shit to be put in.

37:15

They just recently banned-

37:17

The FDA shouldn't be allowed to tell anybody,

37:19

I put whatever the fuck I want in my food.

37:21

And if you don't want to buy it, don't buy it.

37:22

Then disclose it with words that are less than like 10 squiggly lines.

37:26

When it's-

37:27

But you don't even know what it is.

37:27

What is this fucking law?

37:29

I want to know what it is.

37:30

But that's in your natural foods too.

37:33

No, there's-

37:33

Yes, it is.

37:34

There's a few other ingredients.

37:35

Yes, it is, dude.

37:36

What's in fucking milk?

37:38

You don't know because they just have to write milk on the fucking label.

37:41

We've already talked about this.

37:42

There's a million chemicals in natural milk.

37:45

They just don't have to tell them to you.

37:46

That's what they ban raw milk for.

37:48

That actually might have been-

37:49

Okay, but then like-

37:50

That might have been a big reason.

37:52

Natural does not mean better.

37:54

Yes, it does.

37:54

No, it doesn't.

37:56

Nature is trying to kill you all the time.

37:58

Okay.

37:58

Poisonous snakes.

37:59

Mother nature, now I'm going to hide from her now.

38:01

Venomous snakes are natural.

38:02

I've got invisible people, I got terrorists, I've got Mother Nature.

38:06

I've got you all want to kill me.

38:09

So, whatever.

38:10

Killer bees are natural.

38:12

I love bees.

38:13

Killer bees.

38:14

I don't think killer bees are actually killer bees, but we'll get it.

38:17

Right, but they're natural.

38:19

Right, and then the honey bees make really good shit, so I'm cool with that.

38:23

But those aren't natural.

38:24

I'm trying to make a point now, I just got lost.

38:25

Your point sucks.

38:27

No, you suck.

38:29

We need more science in our food.

38:32

I was going to make a joke, but you don't like dogs, you don't have a dog.

38:35

I was just going to say that there's a-

38:36

I just found out there's a chemical in peanut butter that's not good for dogs.

38:40

Okay.

38:40

So, I was going to warn you, but you don't have a dog.

38:42

You look at the type that would-

38:44

Oh yeah, okay.

38:45

Feed peanut butter dog?

38:46

Huh?

38:46

Feed peanut butter to a dog?

38:47

In a certain manner.

38:49

I don't know what you're trying to tell me.

38:50

Yeah, yeah, you do.

38:53

The smile told me, yes you do.

38:55

I don't, I have no idea.

38:56

No, it's been in movies and everything, it's hysterically.

38:58

Oh, Jesus Christ, what a crazy fucking-

39:01

Where am I at now?

39:04

No, it's really-

39:04

It's going to make me funny with the meta.

39:06

It's going to fact-checking.

39:07

We talked about this a little bit last week.

39:09

Yeah.

39:09

The fucking media is losing their mind.

39:11

Like, I'm not Howard Kostak, he's dead, but there's another media guy came out

39:16

today, probably yesterday.

39:18

He's like, they really have to believe us.

39:20

Why don't they believe us?

39:21

I don't understand.

39:23

I'm like, because you lie all the time.

39:26

Wasn't there a fable that we told the children a long time ago about like the boy who cried

39:31

something or other?

39:32

The boy cried wolf.

39:32

Okay, yeah.

39:33

This guy is falling, yeah, whatever.

39:34

It's all the same.

39:36

It's, Jesus, I mean, we are the new media people, not Dave and I, because we've got-

39:41

No one's bought us MS in yet.

39:42

Yeah.

39:43

Um, but the podcasting is the new media and if they don't like it too bad, you should

39:49

stop lying to us.

39:50

See you then.

39:50

Maybe since advance to South Carolina, it's our point, North Carolina, point out some of

39:54

the atrocities going on there.

39:55

I think this is always-

39:55

They've always been-

39:56

They've always been-

39:56

I'm leaving you a little bit more.

39:56

This was always inevitable whether or not they started, they kept lying to us.

40:01

Because decentralized is always better, right?

40:05

And these organizations are centralized.

40:08

They have government permission by necessity because of the FCC and the airwaves.

40:12

I don't know if you want to get into all that shit, but like, it's, it can't be better

40:18

than decentralized action, right?

40:20

Okay.

40:21

So podcasts are decentralized.

40:22

Anyone can start a podcast, anyone can upload it anywhere they want.

40:24

Yep, we did.

40:25

Yep.

40:27

But the fact is, and I mean, there are a lot of podcasts out there and they're really doing

40:31

some good work and I've loved seeing it and I think that also has a lot to do with Trump.

40:35

Oh, what I want to say before is Trump, they're saying Trump might have won Pennsylvania because

40:39

the Amish came out to vote for him.

40:41

Because no, because the government in Pennsylvania was going after them selling raw milk.

40:45

Right.

40:46

So you pissed off the Amish people.

40:48

Apparently they can vote with the machine when they can't drive there with the machine, but cool.

40:54

No, but it's, I think it was the media, it's like, I mean, I don't know how you fix it.

41:00

Let the podcast rain.

41:01

I mean, you've got, you've got, you've got Dan Manjino.

41:04

He's literally has insight sources.

41:06

He's getting some pretty good information.

41:07

I'm a cat, turn and jewels.

41:09

I mean, they're entertaining.

41:11

They're funny.

41:12

He's going off the rails lately.

41:13

Yeah.

41:14

He's starting some fights with everybody at this point, but I think they're starting with him.

41:18

But he's, you know, whatever, it doesn't matter.

41:20

It's funny to me.

41:21

So I don't care.

41:23

Redacted.

41:23

They've got, they've got, they've got some really cool people.

41:26

So there is, there is some positive movement here and we have to get off this fucking CNN

41:32

Fox News bullshit.

41:34

It's just ridiculous.

41:35

Yeah. I mean, it's, it's like newspapers, right?

41:39

Newspapers used to be the way you get your news and then the radio came out and then the TV came out

41:43

and it's just, that's just the way it works.

41:45

There's nothing you can do.

41:46

This is the marching of technological progress.

41:50

So sorry guys, go learn to code.

41:53

Learn to code.

41:55

That's racist.

41:55

Oh, I don't care.

41:56

Learn to code.

41:57

No, there was another one that they were coming up with.

41:59

I don't know what it was now, but yeah.

42:00

Yeah.

42:01

I think I had learned to code, whatever.

42:03

I think the last story I've got, if we actually had a good media, they would have been reporting

42:08

this story.

42:09

Yeah. Well, they would, you know what?

42:10

They were reported about the, the data breach at NV Energy, which they still have not fucking

42:15

announced it.

42:15

What about the arsonist who was arrested in California?

42:18

I actually looked at that story.

42:20

Here's the funny thing.

42:22

The guy, now is he a legal alien or not?

42:24

I don't know.

42:24

I don't know.

42:24

Oh, he wasn't in the illegal alien.

42:26

Okay.

42:26

Because I'll get down further in the story.

42:27

He was walking around with a blowtorch.

42:30

Right.

42:30

Which is perfectly legal behavior.

42:32

Correct.

42:33

And, and some dumb ass, uh, Karen's or, or nosy ass people, he, he, he, he, he, he,

42:41

he decided to stop him and detain him.

42:42

He fired up the blowtorch and was trying to certify her.

42:45

And that's, but he, it was on a Christmas tree or something in the garbage.

42:49

Yeah.

42:49

And it, it, where he, which is perfectly legal.

42:51

Which is perfectly legal.

42:52

No, it's not.

42:53

You can't.

42:53

Sure it is.

42:54

You can't burn, we don't, you can't burn even here.

42:57

Ah.

42:58

No, you can't, you can't burn garbage.

43:00

I don't know about that.

43:01

I mean, certain saints you came out west.

43:02

I don't think anything.

43:03

Well, so either way, so.

43:04

I had to get a, I had to get a permit to be allowed to burn, but then I had to call

43:10

the fire department and go, yeah, I'm gonna burn some shit.

43:13

But so, I looked, I looked up the arson law in California and what he was doing did not

43:19

qualify as arson.

43:21

Um, so if he, I'm going to, what I heard, he had flamed to a combustible.

43:28

That's not arson.

43:28

That is an arson.

43:29

It's not arson.

43:30

It's starting to fire.

43:31

Read the, read this California statutes.

43:34

It has to be like a structure.

43:36

So like if you're, if you're just burning garbage or old Christmas tree.

43:38

So light up an old Christmas tree and that fire spreads to a building.

43:42

That's not arson.

43:43

It has to be deliberate.

43:45

So like you're guilty of something for sure, but not arson.

43:48

Arson is deliberately lighting that structure on fire to watch it burn out.

43:52

The insurance have to pay out on that.

43:54

It depends on a lot of other factors.

43:57

But so, so here's the point I was making.

44:00

If you see a guy walking around with a blow torch and you think he might be an arsonist,

44:06

one call the cops, I don't normally advocate for calling the cops, but like the cops are

44:12

allowed to detain him and you are not.

44:13

Okay.

44:14

No, yes you are.

44:15

You have the, we have the right.

44:16

You cannot detain somebody.

44:18

No, stop.

44:19

You cannot detain somebody over suspicion.

44:21

Cops can.

44:22

Now I don't, you can place them under citizens arrest.

44:25

You can't.

44:25

You have to witness a felony.

44:27

If, okay, if they're lighting something up.

44:29

That's not a felony.

44:30

That's the point.

44:31

Like it's not arson.

44:32

The rest is not felonies only.

44:33

Yes it is.

44:34

No, it's driving.

44:34

You can do a driving.

44:35

Driving is the-

44:36

No, you can't.

44:36

Yes you can.

44:37

No, you can.

44:37

Yes you can.

44:38

Look this up dude.

44:39

I, okay, in California, I don't know.

44:41

Look at it anywhere.

44:43

The whole Georgia case, were they, were they chased down that the black guy who was jogging,

44:49

remember the jogging case?

44:51

Yeah, vaguely.

44:52

The one in shock.

44:53

Oh yeah, yeah.

44:53

Yes.

44:54

Okay, that was that citizen arrest.

44:55

That's, yes it was.

44:56

That was their defense.

44:58

They could use it as a defense, but that's not what they're, that was not their plan.

45:01

Right, because he was not, they didn't witness him coming to felony.

45:05

You can, look, just-

45:06

Well technically I think they did.

45:07

If you-

45:08

No they didn't.

45:09

They saw him coming out of a house that was in there.

45:10

That's not a felony.

45:13

You're not listening.

45:13

I don't think it has to be felony.

45:15

If, yes you do.

45:18

A regular citizen cannot detain somebody who's just walking around the blow torch

45:22

and burning garbage.

45:22

You cannot.

45:24

Okay, I like, like I said, I don't advocate for calling the cops normally,

45:28

but if you want to stop the fire from spreading or whatever the fuck,

45:31

call the cops in this situation.

45:32

All right.

45:33

If you detain the guy, you're the one that's going to get in trouble.

45:36

So-

45:36

And he's going to walk away.

45:38

Like this guy did.

45:39

He walked away.

45:39

Well technically he hasn't walked yet.

45:41

Ice just said you can't hold him.

45:43

They've got him for another warrant, but-

45:44

Well yeah, but what if he didn't have another warrant?

45:46

He's still gonna walk.

45:47

He's still gonna walk.

45:48

Because California is the sanctuary city.

45:49

Regardless, it doesn't matter, right?

45:52

If you don't witness a felony, you can't detain people.

45:54

That's just how it works.

45:55

You can do a citizen's arrest on traffic.

45:57

No you can't.

45:57

Yes you can.

45:58

If you see a car that is speeding, even though you don't know if it's speeding,

46:01

you have no way of-

46:01

No you cannot.

46:02

You can stop the complaint.

46:04

No, you can call the cops.

46:06

And then sign the complaint.

46:07

You can't stop him.

46:08

That's civil citizen's arrest.

46:09

You cannot stop him.

46:12

If he's drunk driving, can you?

46:13

No.

46:14

That's more a felony.

46:14

That's closer to a felony.

46:16

I don't-

46:18

That has to happen and I'm curious next,

46:20

because this video is for people like, I'm sopping this motherfucker.

46:22

And they just want to see him in the field.

46:23

It might be for like a reckless DUI.

46:27

But there's been cops that said, I cannot give him a ticket.

46:29

I did not see what he did.

46:31

Right.

46:31

If you saw it, you can sign a complaint.

46:33

Yes.

46:33

Which is a form of civil citizen's arrest.

46:35

But you can't- no, no, you cannot detain the guy.

46:37

That's what we're talking about.

46:38

These idiots went up to the guy and detained him.

46:40

They physically prevented him from moving around freely.

46:43

You cannot do that.

46:45

Well, I do know you have to say it in a certain way.

46:48

So my advice is-

46:48

There has nothing to do with it.

46:49

They did not witness a felony.

46:51

Look into the laws of civil citizen's arrest.

46:52

Well, because I thought-

46:53

Dude, they did not witness a felony.

46:55

They can't go up to the guy at all.

46:57

I'm giving advice to them.

46:58

So I don't know the felony versus misdemeanor thing.

47:02

I would look into that myself.

47:03

If you are going to place somebody under citizen's arrest,

47:07

go ahead and call 911 and say, I had placed this man under citizen's arrest.

47:12

What do I have to say so I can protect myself?

47:15

And there's a certain process, a certain word you have to say,

47:18

in a certain way, for it to work.

47:20

And as long as you do that, you should have a good defense of how you do it.

47:23

Now, I do not recommend that, but if it comes to it, I mean, I don't know.

47:27

I'll look into that.

47:28

I still think a misdemeanor can get you caught up.

47:30

I do.

47:31

You can't.

47:32

You can't.

47:33

Okay, why is it-

47:34

Why is it one crime-

47:36

Because the government just makes bullshit up what he asked me for.

47:38

Like, that's just how it is.

47:40

I'm not saying I advocate this way.

47:42

That's how it is.

47:44

I don't know.

47:44

I'll have to-

47:46

That's why I would prefer that you never call the cops.

47:48

But this is a situation where that's your only option without you getting into trouble.

47:52

No, I agreed.

47:54

So I'm going to look into this story a little bit more for next week to fight it at Congress.

47:57

Right.

47:57

So like, you either have to wait for the guy to actually start burning the structure.

48:00

I'm going to move on.

48:01

Yeah, whatever.

48:03

Or just call the cops and let the cops handle it.

48:04

Exactly.

48:05

And that's probably the best.

48:07

Again, call the cops is never the best option, but in that case, it probably is.

48:10

I agree with Dave.

48:12

Apparently Senator Morgan knocked to the ground and

48:14

I'm going to be looking at that, looking at that story.

48:16

Yeah, I saw the video and it's not clear who started the altercation.

48:21

No, no, no, I saw the longer version.

48:22

Okay.

48:23

I didn't.

48:23

He was trying to walk, he was walking into the room passively, if that makes sense to you.

48:29

Which means hands down to a side and trying to move forward.

48:33

And people that were blocking his right for free travel were getting in his way and he was bumping

48:39

into them, but his hands to a side.

48:41

So one guy was trying to stop him.

48:42

That guy moved out of the way.

48:43

Another guy moved in and basically threw him to the ground.

48:46

So somebody in the comments said that they voted to have him expelled from the floor or something?

48:53

Can they do that though?

48:54

Yes.

48:55

I don't know if they did it.

48:56

I don't know what I guess I don't know what I guess I'm looking at.

48:58

That's why I didn't verify the comment.

49:00

I'm just saying someone said that.

49:01

So I don't know if that's true or not.

49:02

Oh, look, I want to look into this because this is not the first time violence is broke out into the

49:07

in Congress.

49:08

Oh, they've been doing that since the 1800s.

49:10

No, no, no.

49:10

But the funniest one was a Margie Mgt Margie.

49:13

Yeah, yeah.

49:15

And the other Congress,

49:17

Crockett Crockett,

49:18

Jeff,

49:19

Black woman.

49:19

Yeah, Jeff,

49:20

And they got to do a hair debate.

49:22

Who's got better hair?

49:23

Who's got big wigs and shit.

49:25

I was entertaining.

49:27

So that's all I care about.

49:28

No, they were having fights in like 1830s and on the floor of Congress.

49:31

So you could read about it.

49:33

Funny.

49:33

I mean, if okay, if we want to do this in a pay-per-view manner, let them fight.

49:38

And let's see.

49:39

But we guys are like different people.

49:40

I think we've been back dueling.

49:43

Yeah, but that's over too quick.

49:46

I mean, just like just pumbling Nancy Pelosi.

49:50

Just pumbling.

49:50

Dules aren't necessarily over quick.

49:51

She can't defend herself.

49:52

So then she should shut her fucking mouth.

49:54

Stop inviting duels.

49:59

Oh, Lordy, what a wistful you hear.

50:01

So there is a video from Benjamin Burke.

50:04

Yeah, I'm not even going to try that.

50:05

It's on our ex account.

50:06

He's just doing a walkthrough.

50:08

I asked you, check it out.

50:10

It's disgusting.

50:11

Our government is just out of control.

50:15

Yeah.

50:15

So if you want to read more of what I was talking about,

50:17

there's, I've actually posted two videos.

50:19

One from Steve Bannon on his podcast.

50:22

He kind of talks about it.

50:23

And then this one as well from Harrison Becker talks about this burrowing employees and

50:30

the changes of session and kind of saw that they were setting trap doors for

50:35

Trump to fall into because I believe there actually is a lot because Biden even made a

50:39

comment.

50:39

It's like, yeah, good luck getting away from this stuff.

50:41

Just doesn't make any sense.

50:42

But he's a demented old man.

50:43

So who knows?

50:46

I still say all his executive orders should be clear because he's demented.

50:49

Whatever.

50:50

I mean, when does government actually ever do anything good for us?

50:53

So never.

50:55

All right.

50:55

That's a good 50 minute show.

50:57

I think we'll go into the education portion of this show.

51:02

Okay.

51:02

I'm going to talk about notify and it's spelled NTFY.

51:06

Okay.

51:07

NTFY.

51:07

So what notify is is open source software to manage notifications to your phone or other

51:12

devices.

51:13

Okay.

51:14

So normally when you get notifications, Apple or Android or some centralized servers handling

51:20

that shit for you and they're spying on you, right?

51:24

So what?

51:25

Yeah, they're spying and then whatever info they can get from your notifications,

51:28

they're good.

51:29

So if you get a text message, they read that text message.

51:32

So notify is one way for you to take control of your own notifications.

51:36

It has a self host option.

51:38

So you can run your own server or you can use their server, which is free for limited use,

51:45

but they have paid plans if you want to have a heavy use.

51:48

They have apps for Android, iOS and they have desktop apps.

51:52

They have both a native app and a progressive web app.

51:56

I think the progressive web app is a little bit better, at least for the Apple version

52:01

because the native app, it's lacking some features.

52:04

And I talked to this guy that develops it and he said basically they don't want to

52:09

pay Apple's extortion fees to get all their super fancy bells and whistles.

52:13

So I agree with him on that.

52:14

That's a fair thing to say.

52:18

So basically the way it works is you can send alerts to your notify server with just a simple

52:23

HTTP call, a simple web call, right?

52:25

Okay.

52:25

So you ding a website and it will send the notifications to your phone.

52:30

Oh.

52:31

So you can protect it with a username and password or access tokens,

52:36

which you probably want to do if it's a public server.

52:38

You don't want random assholes like pinging your notify server all day.

52:42

But speaking of that, that'll be the Monero challenge.

52:44

Oh, there you go.

52:45

So I do have a notify server running and ask me for the URL and then you'll have to figure

52:52

out how to ping the Canary topic.

52:55

And everyone who does that will get a chance at some Monero.

52:58

All right.

53:00

Let's see where it was.

53:02

So yeah, it allows multiple users with custom access to individual topics.

53:08

So like you can fully manage, you know, these topics are for friends and family.

53:13

This one's only for me.

53:14

This is a public available one.

53:16

You can do all that stuff, customize, mix and match everything you want.

53:20

You can schedule your notification deliveries.

53:22

So that's cool.

53:24

A lot of phones let you do like do not disturb mode where it says like,

53:28

you know, don't notify me until nine in the morning.

53:31

Well, you can send the notification to that too.

53:33

You can say don't send the notification till nine in the morning.

53:36

Okay.

53:36

Because I know they're sleeping or whatever.

53:39

So you can do web hooks to integrate with other services.

53:43

So for example, there's like, let's say you have a code push, right?

53:48

And you want something to notify you after the code successfully compiled and ran.

53:54

Okay.

53:54

So you push the code, your Git lab or whatever runs your test suite, for example,

54:01

and then it reports pass or fail.

54:04

So it would say send that to your phone.

54:05

That way you can, you can, you know, do your deploy, walk away, go to the bathroom,

54:09

go get a coffee and then get a ding on your phone.

54:12

Hey, you're failed, right?

54:13

You're build failed.

54:16

And it has templates to format that properly.

54:18

So you can insert variables and do all sorts of fun shit.

54:21

And it's pretty crazy how much stuff you can do.

54:24

No, there is interest.

54:24

I like that.

54:25

So there's, you can actually publish via HTTP headers or JSON body.

54:30

Because a lot of services do one or the other, but not both.

54:34

So it supports both.

54:35

It's just have, you know, multiple ways to push your notifications.

54:39

You can send action buttons.

54:40

So I don't know if you, if you notice sometimes some of your notifications

54:44

will have a button on them.

54:46

And they'll say open app or, okay, you don't, you don't notice.

54:49

I would never do that.

54:50

Yeah.

54:51

Or open in website or go to this app or whatever.

54:54

So you can see this image and go right to our website.

54:57

Yeah.

54:57

So yeah.

54:58

So you can, you can have action buttons on your notifications.

55:02

You can have attachments.

55:03

So this doesn't work for iOS.

55:05

This is one of the bells and whistles that doesn't work on the native app.

55:09

But it does work on the progressive web app,

55:10

which you can install on your Apple device.

55:13

So you can attach images to appear in the notification.

55:17

So like this is something I'm working on with my cameras.

55:20

So I'm trying to get my cameras to detect a person

55:24

and then send me the preview on my notification.

55:27

So that's your camera system?

55:28

Because I don't like to ring and they already have that person detected.

55:31

Okay.

55:31

Yeah.

55:31

Yeah.

55:31

So this is all self hosted, self managed.

55:33

Now is yours, is yours going to, is yours using an AI filter?

55:38

Well, I'm going to talk about that at the end.

55:39

So because it's a little complicated.

55:42

It does email forward.

55:44

So you can also have your notification forward to an email address.

55:47

Okay.

55:48

You know, if that's helpful to you.

55:50

The other cool thing is you can generate a notification from incoming emails.

55:54

So you can tell your notify server,

55:55

hey, listen for emails on this email address.

55:58

And then if someone sends an email to that email address,

56:01

it'll turn it into a notification to your phone.

56:04

So like the camera system that I'm running, it will only send email alerts.

56:09

Right.

56:10

You were saying that.

56:10

So that's, that's how I'm going to try and get that to my phone.

56:14

Yeah.

56:15

It can also do phone calls.

56:16

So it can call your phone and then read the notification to you as like a robot.

56:23

So you can like prank yourself.

56:24

Yes.

56:24

Is your fridge running?

56:25

Of course it is.

56:26

You got to earn the engine.

56:27

Okay.

56:27

Yeah.

56:28

So it can do that.

56:29

You have to have Twilio for that, for that, which is a third party phone call thing.

56:33

So it's not fully self hosted if you're going to do the phone call situation.

56:37

But so that's just some of the cool features they have.

56:41

Couple of things I want to talk about with the iOS only one.

56:44

The self host doesn't fully work unless you pay Apple because Apple's notification service

56:50

is like locked down and they don't let you do like background polling.

56:57

Okay.

56:57

So like it's a huge pain in the ass.

57:00

So what they actually do is they run a pass-through service on their public website.

57:04

Oh, cool.

57:04

Where if you're, if you're self hosted, what happens is it'll, it'll ping your self hosted

57:11

server and then your self hosted server will ping the public notify server.

57:16

But it'll, it'll strip away all the info.

57:18

Okay.

57:19

So all the, all the public server knows is that you got a notification.

57:24

So it strips all their private info, right?

57:26

And then that public server will tell Apple, hey, go send that notification to the guy's phone.

57:30

And then what your phone will do is it'll say, oh, I got this notification from Apple.

57:35

And I have to go find the real info from the private notify server.

57:40

Okay.

57:41

And then that's how your application gets you that info, right?

57:44

So Apple never learns your secret info.

57:47

All they get is the fact that you got notified.

57:50

So it's a little roundabout, but that's how you avoid paying their bullshit fees.

57:55

And then yeah, I want to go into a little more detail about the camera project I'm working on.

57:58

So the camera I recommended was the Amcrest a couple of shows ago, well a lot of shows ago now.

58:05

But it only sends email alerts about movement.

58:09

Right.

58:09

So what I'm working on is a project that takes those emails and it will analyze the images

58:17

to see if it can find a person using AI tools.

58:20

And then if it finds a person within a range that you give it,

58:24

then and only then will it notify you.

58:27

Because I noticed when I was not doing any special shit, it would just send me notifications all

58:31

fucking day long.

58:32

When there's nobody there or when a bug flies by or like someone walks on the edges of the camera

58:39

and like I don't want that bullshit.

58:40

I just want when someone's at my door.

58:42

If you just do a blog like only record when someone is in this area, I do that at work.

58:49

You can, but I didn't catch.

58:51

Well, so the problem with mine is that my doorway is parallel to another to my neighbor's doorway.

59:00

Right.

59:00

So when they're coming home, I catch them.

59:03

So technically that camera's illegal.

59:04

No, it's not.

59:05

When their door is open, you're recording inside their house.

59:07

I'm not recording inside their house.

59:09

It's the walkways parallel.

59:10

I don't see it inside there.

59:12

Anything.

59:13

So I don't really care.

59:15

But yeah, so what I'm working on is like only show me people in my walkway.

59:21

Right.

59:21

Yeah.

59:22

But it's complicated.

59:23

No, it's cool.

59:24

No, it's awesome.

59:24

And when I get it nice and polished, I'll push it up and release it open source.

59:28

So it'll be available for everybody.

59:30

But yeah, look into notify if you if you want to get notifications on your phone or tablets

59:36

or desktop or anything.

59:37

It's just a better option than all the bullshit out there that you're paying for is buying on you.

59:41

Right.

59:41

It's all self-hosted.

59:43

Do it yourself.

59:44

Oh, shit.

59:44

Yeah.

59:45

Okay.

59:45

Sorry.

59:45

Someone's pumping my head like always.

59:47

Yeah.

59:47

Are you done?

59:48

Yep.

59:48

Okay.

59:49

So guess who Trump invited to his inauguration or what?

59:53

Everybody.

59:54

No.

59:54

He's like, well, I love you are not shown up in other Democrats.

59:57

Right.

59:57

But guess who a special invitation went out to?

1:00:01

The CEO of TikTok and he accepted.

1:00:03

My God.

1:00:04

I love it.

1:00:05

So I actually thought about another Monero challenge, but it would be unfair and be ages.

1:00:10

Oh, yeah.

1:00:10

So we probably can't do it.

1:00:11

Oh, okay.

1:00:12

What is your best prank phone call?

1:00:14

Do it next week.

1:00:15

No, but I mean, can you do a prank phone call now?

1:00:18

Not really.

1:00:18

What was your best prank phone call?

1:00:20

I'll be you because you're your...

1:00:21

I never really did prank phone call.

1:00:22

What?

1:00:23

Yeah.

1:00:23

What?

1:00:24

Just not...

1:00:24

Joe Durk impression impressions.

1:00:27

What?

1:00:28

So, okay.

1:00:29

So since you ask mine,

1:00:32

you need a group of people to do this one.

1:00:35

You need about a week or two.

1:00:37

Oh, God.

1:00:38

So you picked the phone number and everyone's got to call this number on a certain day.

1:00:42

Doesn't really matter what time.

1:00:43

But it's a decent time though.

1:00:45

It was Mike there.

1:00:47

Oh, I'm sorry.

1:00:47

The wrong number.

1:00:48

Okay.

1:00:49

It's Mike there.

1:00:50

Oh, sorry.

1:00:50

Wrong number.

1:00:51

So you do that for like a week or so.

1:00:53

Yeah.

1:00:53

And you call, hey, this is Mike.

1:00:54

Any messages?

1:00:57

Come on.

1:00:58

God.

1:00:58

It was the 70s and 80s.

1:01:00

I didn't have fucking next.

1:01:01

Box and computers.

1:01:03

God.

1:01:03

We had to do stupid shit.

1:01:05

It was funny though.

1:01:06

Every once in a while I got like, okay, that's good.

1:01:08

You guys got me on that one.

1:01:10

The guy didn't know what that was going.

1:01:12

I've actually had conversations with people.

1:01:14

I've prepared phone call with them.

1:01:15

Because they can appreciate the effort.

1:01:17

I mean, come on.

1:01:18

It takes a fucking effort.

1:01:20

Wow.

1:01:21

Um, the other thing I did, I did miss is, uh,

1:01:23

Newsom has a, um, a California 2.0 plan already.

1:01:28

Just saying that's weird.

1:01:30

I don't know how.

1:01:30

During the fire, you're writing down a whole new plan and you get a whole new plan worked up.

1:01:34

Either it's incompetent or it's like the Patriot Act.

1:01:37

You wrote it before the event happened.

1:01:39

Um, okay.

1:01:40

So what I want to do, you're going to be slight, but on that one,

1:01:44

I wrote the Patriot Act before the event actually happened.

1:01:46

I'm not paying attention.

1:01:47

Okay.

1:01:47

What you're saying?

1:01:48

Good choice.

1:01:51

So I've been, since I've been kind of doing like home,

1:01:53

home remodeling or home repair stuff,

1:01:55

I got to go ahead and throw plumbing in this.

1:01:57

Plumbing is pretty, pretty straightforward, pretty easy.

1:02:01

To be a plumber, there's only two things you need to know.

1:02:04

Shit goes downhill and payday's on Friday.

1:02:06

You know that you're a great fucking plumber.

1:02:08

Uh, it's beat facetious.

1:02:09

I'm more of a plumber than anything else.

1:02:11

So, um, basically the best you can do,

1:02:14

especially if you live in an area with hard water,

1:02:17

but you should do this in areas that without hard water,

1:02:19

it's because exercising your valves.

1:02:22

Don't worry.

1:02:22

You don't have to go for a jog.

1:02:24

Um, you just go and you just turn your valve off

1:02:27

and you turn it back on, turn it off, turn it back on.

1:02:29

Just go ahead and hit all the valves of your house.

1:02:31

If you want to be lazy, not do them all, just do the main one.

1:02:35

So you can shut the water down in the, in the event of an emergency.

1:02:38

But exercising your valves will save you money in the long run

1:02:41

because you, you do want to be able to turn your valves off

1:02:43

to replace the faucet without shutting the whole, the whole house down.

1:02:46

It's just, it's just simple.

1:02:48

Um, uh, really when it comes to, so that that's pretty much all the PM stuff,

1:02:55

like the physical stuff you need to know.

1:02:57

And if you want to do a drain treatment,

1:02:59

whether you have a city sewer or septic, it's a little different.

1:03:04

But basically you want to treat both things with an enzyme.

1:03:08

I believe the, the septic tank is called red and it's got an enzyme.

1:03:11

It actually does pretty well.

1:03:12

It just, it eats and digest all the stuff that's in the septic tank.

1:03:16

So you have to have it sucked out less for those who don't know what a septic tank is.

1:03:20

It's literally a tank in your backyard buried in all yourself.

1:03:23

You flushed on the toilet.

1:03:24

That's where it goes.

1:03:26

Um, it's got a big old porta potty, huh?

1:03:28

So they got a big old porta potty.

1:03:29

Yeah, that's probably a good way.

1:03:30

Well, uh, something has a finger system where, um, the porta potty doesn't,

1:03:36

but the finger system is not what you think it is.

1:03:38

It's actually just, you know, pipes that go out into the yard and in G or each field.

1:03:42

Um, what finger system?

1:03:44

I was going to do a sexual joke, but I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't,

1:03:47

I couldn't get it turned around quick enough.

1:03:49

Um, so, but yeah, but you do want to treat your pipes.

1:03:52

You can get some, uh, some enzyme stuff that you only want to use enzymes as a

1:03:57

preventative measure.

1:03:58

So that means before the clog exists, you just kind of pour that, you know,

1:04:02

get, get the bottle with a little cup on it.

1:04:04

Make sure it's, you know, it's an enzyme.

1:04:06

It's a natural product, say for your pipes, because you do not want to use the wrong

1:04:10

chemicals on your pipes because you will, um, have a problem.

1:04:13

And it's going to cost you, it would cost you a bunch of money when your pipes

1:04:16

start falling apart and I have seen it.

1:04:18

So, um, you just put a little cap fall down.

1:04:21

Maybe sometimes they'll say run some warm water with it to get down in there.

1:04:24

The enzyme just attach itself to anything natural, just like a little pac-man just

1:04:29

and eats it all up and it will help your drains flow smoothly.

1:04:34

But it's slow, it's slow, slow acting because, you know, it takes some time.

1:04:38

If you do have a clog, don't use drain cleaner.

1:04:42

Just do not use anything that says drain cleaner on it.

1:04:46

I mean, it's something safe for pipes.

1:04:48

It's not, if you want to go the one safe for pipes, I guess that's okay.

1:04:53

In the event, I personally, but I also do what I'm doing.

1:04:56

I go after the clog individually separately.

1:04:59

I take the pipe apart, I get a little rottor.

1:05:03

In Chicago, we call it a rottor.

1:05:04

Here we call it a snake.

1:05:05

And it was like, what, what are you saying?

1:05:06

I'm like, it's a rod.

1:05:07

Ogre.

1:05:08

Augh, ogre.

1:05:09

Ogre, well, the ogre is more of the toilet.

1:05:11

Well, that's more of a, I don't know, it doesn't, it's whatever.

1:05:14

Go to Home Depot and say you want something, a cable that you can throw down a drain.

1:05:18

It's actually pretty easy to use them.

1:05:21

Just kind of like do it nice and slow and feed it in and you'll, you'll know when you get it.

1:05:25

Because it's happening, I can now officially say it's happened twice.

1:05:30

Where the rottor, the drain cable snake thingy that I call rottor,

1:05:36

there's one good way to know you got the clog and it'll, it'll amp up real quick and then

1:05:42

roll down.

1:05:43

Now the reason that's important is, well, the two stories that I have is,

1:05:47

one time I was out in a manhole cover, back around in the building.

1:05:51

So I'm sitting this cable into the building to get this clog and the guy on top was the one feeding

1:05:58

me the cable and hitting the little pedal that makes the thing spin.

1:06:02

I'm feeding it in, feeding it in and he goes, I heard it and I'm scurrying up the ladder really

1:06:07

quick because I just cleared the clog and all that shit's coming my way.

1:06:12

I don't want to be there.

1:06:13

The best way that Miyagi would tell you not to get covered in shit,

1:06:17

don't be there when this shit is there.

1:06:19

It's real simple.

1:06:21

Another one that just happened like, I don't know, two months ago, I actually believe the

1:06:25

plumbing company changed their policy after this particular event.

1:06:30

We had to run up a riser, a riser's a pipe that comes down the pipe, it comes down the

1:06:34

whole building and we're running up it and I'm like, dude, I got to make the noise and he couldn't

1:06:41

get off the ladder quick enough because the cables have around him and he just did this.

1:06:45

The shit pissed and just showered him and I'm like, oh, but if you do plumbing,

1:06:53

you get covered in shit, you take a turn to the forehead every once in a while.

1:06:56

No, no, there's an old plumber who was telling me, well, I was working in a building, somebody

1:07:00

flushed the toilet when we told him not to and I'm working on it and a turd came in and hit me

1:07:05

right in the forehead and I go, you're telling me this, expect me not to laugh, but a turd

1:07:11

hit you in the forehead and I'm assuming there was a contact point.

1:07:16

So there was a ball of shit around the shit on your forehead.

1:07:20

How do I not laugh at that?

1:07:22

He did find it funny.

1:07:24

I did.

1:07:24

That's all that matters.

1:07:26

I think it's funny.

1:07:26

What's that?

1:07:27

I think it's funny.

1:07:27

Oh, is it serious?

1:07:28

Shit's always funny.

1:07:29

It really is.

1:07:30

I mean, it's just, it is what it is.

1:07:33

Yeah.

1:07:35

So I mean, plumbing wise, that's really if, I mean, if you want to get more in depth,

1:07:39

change it out of faucet, it's really not that hard.

1:07:42

Change it out of toilet.

1:07:44

All this stuff is fairly easy to do and I mean, somebody wants more specific instructions,

1:07:49

let us know.

1:07:50

This guy has stuff I can break down.

1:07:52

The prepper and the garden stuff, and it's something I've kind of always known it,

1:07:55

but I'm kind of working on building my knowledge up on it when it comes to the plumbing

1:07:59

electrical stuff.

1:08:00

That's who I've done my whole life.

1:08:01

So I'm good with that.

1:08:05

Yeah.

1:08:06

If you ever want a topic discussed either by Dave or myself, let us know.

1:08:09

We'll discuss it.

1:08:11

So we are at an hour seven.

1:08:13

That's actually not bad for us.

1:08:14

Cool.

1:08:15

Two blowhards and two microphones.

1:08:17

Oh, what is that song?

1:08:19

What is the song that's got a stool on a microphone or?

1:08:23

Two turntables and a microphone?

1:08:25

A turntable or a microphone.

1:08:26

Yeah.

1:08:27

And that's what it is.

1:08:28

Back, I think.

1:08:29

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:08:29

So we're two blowhards and two microphones.

1:08:32

I can write a song on that.

1:08:34

All right.

1:08:35

I won't punish you with a song.

1:08:36

So I think that is it.

1:08:38

You got anything else, Dave?

1:08:39

Nope, that's it.

1:08:40

Cool, man.

1:08:40

Have a good night everybody.

1:08:41

See you next week.

1:08:42

Yep.

1:08:43

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1:08:45

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1:08:48

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1:08:56

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