Okay, welcome to The Canary in the Cage podcast. I'm Ron Morgan, my co host Dave
Havlicek. We're here to entertain you educate you and maybe even hopefully make
a laugh. So do we got any announcements anything we got to talk about first?
Not necessarily. We still have the stickers. We got we got plenty of them. So
collect your stickers, collect your monero for posting the photos. Get those RSVPs
in for the barbecue if you want to get it, you know, get your plane tickets early
and stuff like that. Do we do want to do a banero gift right now or later?
Well, we'll get it mixed in during the show. Oh, keep them waiting. Oh, no,
no, so the one from last week. Yeah, yeah, we'll do that. Okay. So yeah, we got
let's go to the wheel or the wheel. So it looks like we have to spin the wheel to
see who we get to win. Yes, we do. So last week, the challenge was secret word
challenge. The word was blue. We got two people that gave us the word. One is
I'm a Y N all lowercase. Okay, it was the next one. Why is going on? I am not a
computer person. And then we got Oliver Chase with the capital chase.
All right, let's face
Oliver Chase. There you go.
Okay, so we're going to spin to see who wins. Apparently we're not. Just click
once is not double click. There we go.
And the winner is Oliver Chase. All right, so I'm going to contact you get your
money address and we'll send over that 0.01.
All right, sounds good to me. All right, chase Oliver, man. Greg.
Man, I can't I've got a brain issue. I can't. When I learned something one way,
it's really hard to be learned in another way. No, it's it's really kind of
fucked up. But
news for you, Ron. Oh, Trump is a convicted felon. So you know, well, okay. Yeah.
No, actually, I should have that right. I wrote that down. So it did go through.
I did not think it was it, but you have to admit I mean, so what was he sitting
still? Oh, nothing. Wait, no community service? Nothing. No, no, didn't
Rikers? Nothing. Did he at least have to get a prison tattoo? No fines? No, nothing.
Nothing. Huh. So it's almost like they wanted to just call him a convicted
felon. Seems like it. That's going to get overturned very quickly. Yeah, well, so
here's the funny thing. It's obviously a bullshit ruling. It's against the Sixth
Amendment. If you if you appeal it, it's going to be vacated on those grounds. I
would I would hope. But what if they say, Well, you're not sentenced anything. So
you can't say like, I don't know how this works. Conviction. Yeah. I mean, it does
have implications because it might affect his ability to own guns or right. So if
you're a felon, I'm kidding. Can you vote? What score is voting? I don't know. I
don't know where to false to New York because it's New York conviction. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't know. I assume he's going to go through appeal anyway. So
well, yeah, because they really have to they need to embarrass that Marchand because
he's a piece of shit. I mean, I and people are arguing about it on Twitter. Just
their acts. It's nonstop. And it's like why they're just fucking stupid. It's funny.
It's kind of comical. It proves that there's a deep state that was going up
I mean, well, this is the thing like they do this to everybody. No,
everybody they do is like even if they okay, let's say we have a guy that that
murdered someone in the middle of the street in the middle of the day with like
everybody watching and it's on video or fine like he did it right. But they still
do this stuff to that guy. They still do it. They do it to everybody. Well, so
New York apparently had one of the pristine judicial systems.
No, no, that's they're saying don't win this is really hurting. They had Rudy
Giuliani who went after the mafia with all these bullshit tactics. Okay, but he
invented this stuff. But okay, but under judicial law, the RICO Act is a good thing.
As we look at it, it's not a good thing. But if you look at it from a big point of
view, they were he was able to break the mob not really happy. We don't want to
break the mob. The mob is better for us. But the government does. Yeah, they don't
like competition. Exactly where I was going. I mean, it's just so ridiculous.
Why do we allow them to do this because we so okay, mafia people are not nice
people right? They respect for they don't fuck around. They mess with you if you
mess with them. Right, but they're not those are not nice people. They're bad
people. They I mean, and there's people that are connected to them that are
just completely fucked like the Iceman. You're like he killed random people.
Yeah, the guy so in good fellas, the guy who Joe Pesci's character was based on.
Yeah, he was a complete fucking scumbag. He would kill random people. Yeah,
fun. They're not good people. Okay, well, like,
I don't know. My trans body. Taylor Street Chicago is a pretty safe street for a while
there. Right, right. So that's the thing is like, it's not just an all or nothing thing,
right? Like you're they are doing things for the community. They run businesses that
are traditionally looked down upon like prostitution and drugs and garbage.
Yeah, well, they run the unions was I don't like that because that's government involvement.
Yeah. But like, they're just another type of government that you can say no to right?
Right, like so nobody believes that when the mafia is asked for protection money that
that they're helping you out. But when the government does it, oh, government, we need to
go. Let me pay. No, fuck it's the same thing. Government is a mafia. Yeah, I do. No arguments
here. Speaking of shitheads, when I bring up Tim Cain, do you know what I'm talking about?
What did he run for vice president under Hillary? Yeah, that's actually this is where the story's
going to get to. So he decided like the other Democrats in the Senate to go ahead and give
head, I can't say his last name, Hedzwick, Hedzwick. Hexeth? Hexeth. Yeah, it's too many
squiggly lines all munch together into a word. And I can't get that word to come out of my mouth.
So Pete, he did cheat on his wife. He did. Okay. He admitted it. His wife. I don't know where he
found the time. He's got like nine kids. But he found the time to stick it in somebody else.
Whatever. It's a it's he should have done it. A him and his wife made peace with it and they
stayed together. Okay. Tim King wanted to make hay out of it. And I mean, that's what they're
doing all along. And we're gonna get that later on. But they're I think they're kind of doing what
the the takeover the libertarian party did delay delay delay. She's getting that in a few minutes
as well. That's a teaser guys. Wait, didn't Bill Clinton cheat on his wife? It wasn't a thing?
Well, is it? Well, it's a blow job cheating. I think so. What is the definition of is?
I don't I don't know. That's how he got out of it. That's literally how he got out or hit or
hit or whatever. So Tim King decided he would go ahead and put the screws to hedge one of the
guys name is which he better be confirmed. So guess what happened after that? A few whistleblowers
started calling Dan Bongino. And goes, why don't you start asking him some questions about his
nephews coming out of his hotel room when he was running for vice president? What? So apparently
he has a lot of nephews and no nieces. Okay. So the rumor is that they had to they had to allow
his nephews into his room at night and the nephews would kindly leave in the morning.
What? He was he was fucking little boy. Why are you fucking nephews? No, they're not his nephews.
I really thought they were nephews. I think I even did the air quotes like a douche.
And I said no nieces. He was inviting gay prostitutes to his hotel room and
Is he married? Yes, but he put on Twitter back even back then. So I pulled the Twitter feed
that him his wife have decided to have an open marriage. Well, there you go.
Oh, I'm not saying that's anything wrong. I mean, you do you do you. But if you're going to go after
them after somebody, you really shouldn't go after somebody unless you've got, you know, at least a
clean house. Yeah. Because they're there. But I'll tell you what, holy Jesus, who is that? The new
attorney general that went from Florida home. Yeah, Pam Bondi. I don't like her. Oh, no, you haven't
been watching her. I don't watch it because I don't give a fuck. No, no, I didn't know anything
about it because I don't live in Florida. She's all stupid. But Jesus Christ,
shithead, Adam Schiff. Adam Schiff, okay. Yeah, was like kind of drilling her. Yeah.
Verbally not on the table like the guy in the Capitol before. She was just like,
he kept cutting her off. She said, you can let me answer the question. She goes, you do know,
you got censored by Congress for doing the exact same thing you're doing to me right now.
And I'm like, hell yeah. So, so that's all I, I just, I like you. I mean, because they're fighting
back. They're not taking this whole shit. They're shitty people. The one, the one lady from fucking
Arizona. The policies are garbage. Well, the lady from fucking Hawaii, she's asking everyone this.
Yeah. Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment? Have you ever, do you know any cases
that you know somebody who's shut the fuck, why are we not this dumb bitch talk?
Yeah. Well, she's a Congresswoman, right? Make a fact. Make a, make your questions fact-based.
That is fact-based. Have you ever been accused? No, make it, there has to be something there.
You got, because then have you ever ran a yellow light? What color was the, how long was the yellow
light lit before you ran it? Well, it's not illegal to run a yellow light. They're delaying,
delaying. Like, why are they delaying? Well, let's just go ahead and jump right in. Yeah,
what would be the advantage to doing that? I don't understand. That would be because Biden,
in, since he's tearing down this country, he decided to tear down a bunch more before he leaves.
He had a hot way. Hold on. I'm getting, okay. How does that relate to delaying Trump's fix?
I'm getting there. Okay. I know. I don't see how this can happen. I know. I don't, I don't have one
word stories. You get me in front of Congress. There has to be, there'll be, there'll be, there'll be
people like gags about, they'll be dragging me out because he won't shut up. He won't stop fucking
talking. That's me. Welcome to it. So, with all this shit he's doing, and it's not, it's not good.
I mean, the whole budgetary stuff he's doing. Yeah, it seems like he's like lighting everything
on fire before he leaves. Yeah, but it's, it's, there's a whole, sort of the money I heard today.
I don't get economics. I'm not good at economics. If I have a dollar in my pocket, I spend two.
So, yeah. So what he did is he changed the order of succession.
I saw, okay, I saw that, but what? So what that means is usually when the president is fired,
because Biden's been fired, and I really hope Trump does that, you've been fired. Yes! Okay.
So usually the cabinet members walk out the door of the tail of the tree, the legs as well,
but not the case. Now they stay in their position until their successor is picked by the, by the
Senate. I don't think he has authority to do this. He did it. But he, for what I'm here, he has set
in all kinds of traps. He even said, good luck getting out of all the laws that I passed. So
he's got trap doors. I don't understand, like, Trump needs to walk in, get sworn in, and go,
every government employee is fired until you redo your job, because we've got the burrowers,
the burrowers, which I talked about before. These are, these are federal employees that are part
of the deep state that will burrow somewhere and hide until they can, until they can strike,
or they'll just run out of presidency and wait for the next one. Right. So these guys, they're,
they're all hanging out waiting for this shit to go down. I don't know. I mean, I just, just fire
them all. You're all fired. Right. Like, they're, they're all under the executive, well, okay. No,
I'm not an FBI, CIA, everyone's fired. They're all under the executive branch. And then let's just
do a mastery hiring of the good ones. Well, we don't need most of these departments anyway.
Well, that's, well, actually, so this I didn't look into, but apparently he can't close the
department. They can't close the department. He can fund it. He can, no, no, no, he can't
defund it. Oh, he can decide who the personnel is. Okay. So you're the one in charge of the
department of education, and that's it. Right. And then he can say you're not allowed to hire anybody.
Right. Okay. Yeah. So there's tricks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Jesus. This is,
so let's just get into TikTok next. I don't know. Yeah. Well, I'm not, I'm not going to stop taking,
putting our videos up there and go fuck. So for all you TikTok lovers, well, it's gone come Sunday.
I don't think so. So you, you guys can't get out there. No, not there's a better place to go now.
It's called Red Note. Yeah, I heard about that. That would be the actual China's version of TikTok,
or a similar version of TikTok. Still own, I believe by TikTok, or at least owned by the Chinese
government. And the Americans are going over there, go, don't fucking tell me what I can and can't do.
I've never even heard of this thing until today and like, I just don't give a fuck. Like, there's
no way there. It's all Bob. Because Gen Z is stepping up in a huge way because they want to save TikTok.
Okay. So this is what they want to do. You, you, you want to say we're giving our information to
China. We're going to go through even worse site and give them information and fuck off while you're
at it. So I like that. But so let's, let's, let's delve into this TikTok thing. So they don't like
TikTok because TikTok, they don't have the control over TikTok, correct? Well, yeah, it is Chinese
spyware. Let's, let's, let's get this up. What is Facebook? What is, what is it? What is all the other
shit? So they're all the same. Yes. So they're one entity. Okay. Well, we'll not want it. They're
different entities trying to do the same. Yes. Yes. So, so they, and during the 2020 riots,
they did have a hard time controlling what was getting out. Right. You got congressmen going,
there's no rioting. It's peaceful protesting. People on TikTok are like, what the fuck is this?
Right. This video? Yeah, they're burning shit down. Right. And they didn't like that. Right.
So what day is TikTok officially done? Sunday. Which is the date of the 19th, right?
Yes. Is anything like big happening on the 20th? I don't remember. I don't think so.
Just Monday. Yeah, there's no. Oh, it's Martin Luther King day. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So,
wait, so when does Trump get sworn in then? Monday or Tuesday? I don't know. Who cares?
Ah, whatever. So, but, so it looks like they want to. Well, if it's a federal holiday,
they can't, can't swear a man. Then they can't swear a man, right?
Right. That's why you said that. So I'm like, uh, so then it gets, you know, it was the 20th.
So look that up. Try again for years, Trump. So I tried to cite the source there.
Um, but so regardless. So, so Trump's swearing in is Monday or Tuesday. I'm not sure. Oh,
fix that editing. I think it's Monday. It has to be Monday. I think it has to be, but
Yeah, the constitution says it's January 20th. Oh, okay. Even if it's on a Sunday?
Uh, well, okay. I don't know. It's not that I need. None of our listeners
are sitting on the edge of their share code. What's the answer to this? Right. We don't care.
But so they, so the federal government officially banned an app or a website, whatever the hell,
I'm not a computer guy. Um, right before the possibility of a, of a big event.
Huh. That's the kind of shit that makes me a conspiracy theorist. I'm just saying it just
does. It's just weird. Not saying anything's going to happen. I'm not saying that a guy predicted
something that's going to happen. The same guy predicted Trump's being assassinated. I don't
know. You see that video? Some dude literally predicted Trump's shooting. No, no, he saw it.
He said it was like a vision from God. Back in March, he predicted Trump's shooting in
June, July. And now he's predicting a mash. Okay, but I don't know. There's eight billion people in
the world. And at any given time, the one fact guy from South Carolina could see the vision from
God. No, no, no. At any given time, millions of those people are saying crazy stupid shit. Right.
No, no. Okay. So now, if there's a one in a million chance of any of that stupid shit coming
true, one of them will come true. I wasn't going to get drawn into this, but you got to find the
video. The dude back in March, he said, I saw a bullet whizzed by Trump's head. No, no, he's back
in. It's, it's, it's, how did you date this video? It's date stamped. I guess you can hack Twitter
and whatever. And he was like, the bullets go to like Grace's ear or it's going to blow his
eardrum out. I don't believe it. Details. I don't believe this. I don't know. It was on the internet.
It has to be true. No, no, no. I mean, because I only found it from some of the podcasts that I
watched and they typically stick to pretty, pretty true stuff. Now, is the guy a whack job?
Just saying he's a fat guy from South Carolina. Just saying, although I love the South Carolina
people. I love the North Carolina people too. Talk about that. See if you do it post on X.
Sorry, I'm kind of like all hyped up today. I don't know why.
Is that drugs? Are you on drugs? No. Maybe I should, maybe I should get animals before the show.
CNN, let's talk for a second. Okay. How you doing? Oh, I'm not talking to CNN. You can jump
anytime you want. I don't care. But you're ready to suck. Your channel should be off the air,
probably within months, which is good. What should I do is I'm good. Why don't you get your little
van, you guys drive around in, get some cameras in there and get one of the pretty people you
have that talk on the camera, that fake shit. Some in North Carolina. Let's see what Asheville looks
like. Let's look at all the communities around there. It looks like, why don't you start interviewing
people about how the government has failed them? Why don't you do this? You can let,
that California, let them handle it over there. They've actually got apparently a good reporter
too over there. Why don't you guys get to North Carolina and show us what's actually going on
there? Because it ain't good. And you guys are just, you're just a couple of hours away. You're
just sitting there like, oh, fuck them. They're Appalachia people. Well, fuck you then. We need
to see what's going on because we need to make this an issue. Yeah, I've been him hauling around
with this North Carolina thing about, what am I hearing? What's true? What's not? The video today
kind of summed it up. I'm like, I kind of know that. I've been to Asheville a lot. Yeah, it's
fucked. And it could have been selective recording, but the guy said, he goes, I'm recording in a very
popular area. So people, if the popular area is this bad, how do you think the rest of them look?
So I don't know. I just don't care. I mean, say, other side of the country and like, no, I don't care.
They make us pay taxes. We don't want to pay taxes. Sure. They make us. Yeah. So it's a gunpoint.
Right. So we have a gentleman's agreement with them that, okay, you'll keep the road somewhat.
So you have a gentleman's agreement with people that are sticking you up? I know. I know. What are
you talking about? Well, my point is, there's expectations of tax dollars being spent a certain
way. I don't see why anyone would expect that if you just look at the budget. Like, it's never been
that way. Why would it ever be that way? No, FEMA usually stops and it helps out. I've known FEMA.
No, they don't. They've always been like, when Katrina... No, I know people who've gotten FEMA money
out with their insurance companies said, well, you don't have flood coverage, but your house flooded.
So we're not paying for it. And FEMA did step in and pay. They were actually, it was actually
a pleasant experience. It wasn't my house, but it was a buddy of mine's house.
But... They pay with their own money. It's a big, big fucking deal. What they're doing in North Carolina
is disgusting and... Just stop taxing us. Stop taxing us. Look at your future. It's coming.
Because apparently, what Biden did, he offered them, I believe, $180 billion for 80 days.
So that's cleanup only. There's no rebuilding in that. Because again, I don't believe a nail's
going to go into a piece of wood there until at least three years. And then he offered them $700.
This fucking dimension, old man... No, hold on a second. So on that one, I saw this about California,
where he was giving them $770. East person where North Carolina is family.
But I'm like, that's just weird, right? Where's this number coming? Well,
it turns out the law only allows him to give that much money. The president himself. Or FEMA.
Because FEMA gives out more money. Well, FEMA is part of the executive branch. So they operate
under him. So they're only allowed to give $770 per household or person, I don't know.
In an emergency situation for... Yeah, there's a whole bunch of...
Like the first step of mini steps?
Something like that, yeah. So that's why you're seeing the 700 number floating around.
Where people are like, oh, why is it only $700, $200, $120 billion he gives to the Ukraine?
Well, he's not allowed to. But maybe if there was a guy who could write an executive order
up in that number? No, Congress has to do that. Well, then push it through Congress. This is
Well, no, I don't want Congress spending more money. Okay, turn it all off. Turn it off.
In time of need. I don't give a fuck. Turn it off.
I'm willing to be part of the... Then you send your money over there. Fuck that. Turn it off.
Look, if you... You all... I don't know how many taxes you owe to the IRS that you're...
They're chasing you down. But if all that... Delete, delete, delete anybody, please.
If all that money was in your pockets, you could send $770 to someone in North Carolina, right?
Yeah, I mean, P.J. O'Rourke said, given Congress money is like given drunk teenagers car keys.
Yeah. Something like that. And I get that. And I truly believe that.
Stop. Shut it all fucking down. Well, but we're not going to and that's the problem.
We're going to one way or the other. That's the thing.
Well, that's kind of what they're predicting that Biden's gonna fuck up the budget so bad
that we're gonna be forced into a reset. Well, I told you that's what they're gonna do.
They're gonna crash the economy. I thought it was gonna happen sooner,
but apparently not. So we'll see. But I think Trump's got some plans. He knows.
Yeah, there's nothing he can do. That's the problem. So like,
we had... We argued about this last week after the show and it's... The economy is just fucked.
It's completely fucked. We've been fucked since 1913 when we moved to this fiat currency,
Federal Reserve bullshit. And like, whatever tiny little thing Trump might do to help,
it's irrelevant. We're all fucked. I don't do economy stuff.
You need to. That's the problem. You don't understand why this doesn't work.
I just know if I see Congress acting like me spending money, I go,
there's some fucking wrong. Stop that shit now.
When we have fiat money that they can just print off at will, why wouldn't they act?
Like, let's say that they passed a law saying, Ron, you get to print up dollars.
You want to print? Can I put my picture on them?
Whatever. And it's all legal currency, right?
I want to do a $23 bill.
Okay, fine. How many of you know those $23 bills with your face would you print?
I mean, how much paper do I have?
Exactly. You would never stop. You would just keep doing it and doing it.
That's what they're doing because they can just print it at all they want.
When you're on a gold standard or a Bitcoin standard or a Monero standard,
you can't just invent new money out of fucking nothing.
No, I understand. I understand that. But I'm just saying that in time of need,
there should be money set aside to at least...
But they're... That's your job.
The people of Southern California are screwed.
Why didn't the North people... Why didn't the people set aside their own fucking money?
But then again, if the people of Southern California vote Democrat ever again...
Of course they will.
Then this is... I feel sorry for you right now because of the massive corruption
and the incompetence of your government. Get rid of them.
If... And then we're all brothers and sisters, so let's just...
We'll be a little bit nicer because what you guys doing over there is fucked.
Bash, what's her name? Karen? No, not...
Dana?
No, not Bash. The LA mayor. I had a written...
I don't fucking know. I don't pay attention to this stupid thing.
She was a fucking terrorist.
Yeah, but I don't pay attention to this.
Like... Oh, man, you gotta pay attention.
This stuff is hundreds of miles away. I don't give a fuck.
I care about my life.
I guess I didn't write that.
Apparently she was involved in some terrorism back in...
No, with a terrorist... No, she blew up the Capitol or was a part of a plan to blow up the Capitol.
No, no, I'm not kidding. This is...
Put it in there, but I didn't write it down, so I don't have it.
Okay, fine. Let's do a story that's gonna make you happy.
Yeah.
Well, maybe...
No, no, it's the good one.
It's the good one.
Okay, but...
Have you heard of the Pfizer boob job?
Oh, yes. Yes, I have. I did see that.
And what does it do?
Okay, maybe you're thinking something different than me, but there was a medical journal article that came out
where this woman got the Pfizer vaccine, vaccine in quotes, and like her tits just fucking blew up.
Apparently there's more than one.
Really? How did you know the one?
Hers quadrupled.
Yeah. Yeah, I saw. I saw the photo. The photos were in the article.
No, I know. But other people are saying this is happening to them too.
And then she got them reduced. Like she got it...
She...
What?
She cut them off.
Fiden executive order. She get a Pfizer boob job and stays.
I remember, I posted to my friends, I posted the journal article, and I said,
you know, I'm coming around on the COVID vaccine.
What? I mean, I'm not saying it's safe.
I'm not saying you're not gonna have some serious health issues and probably the very near future,
but go out with big boobs.
I mean, your children get the fucking vaccine.
So...
How the fuck can they... Like that, I don't even understand.
How's that scientifically? How's that work?
I don't know.
Okay, that's the Monero Challenge.
Somebody explain that shit to us.
That's not the Monero Challenge.
We get some doctor like a three-page dissertation, like,
all right, just big boobs. I'm good. He wits.
I don't know. It's...
And it's not like she was like a teenager where she was already growing.
Right. She was a fully adult woman.
Yeah.
Who's already finished growing.
No, I actually put that into apps.
What the fuck?
I put Pfizer boob job and a whole bunch of different articles popped up.
Oh my God.
This is a growing trend.
It's so weird.
So I figured that'd make you happy.
So, okay, we got a good story out. Now let's go back to the shit.
Oh, let's start with Pence.
Mike Pence, the man who won't eat dinner with a lady unless his wife is present.
You know about that?
He won't...
He's truly religious.
What's the... What did you say?
He will not break bread.
With another woman unless his wife is present at the table.
I don't mind that.
Well, I just fucking weird, but I mean, he can do what he wants.
I mean, it's weird. I mean, in the 1800s...
I don't like hanging out with women.
Like, I'm married, right?
No, no, I get it. But does the Pfizer boob job, does it change that answer?
No.
Then you like hanging out with women?
No.
Okay.
No, I mean, he's the vice president.
He was the vice president.
Okay.
He can't go up break bread with a girl.
I don't...
I'm not talking about like a hot 18 year old who's probably
recording everything you say.
Oh, I...
I mean, legit.
There was a...
There was a Twitch streamer named Ninja who got shit over this a while back,
because he was married.
I think he's still married.
And like he...
Someone said, why don't you ever have a girl on your show?
And he's like, well, I'm married, so I don't do that.
People gave him shit for that.
That's... I mean, I don't know.
It's weird, but that's actually not the story.
That was just something I wanted to throw out there, because it's fucking weird.
He's from Indiana.
I was born in Indiana.
Yeah, I mean, I think it should be...
Oh, I'm doing it with anybody and everybody.
Even the Pfizer boom jump.
I think that should become less weird.
Like, because it's not...
The way people throw accusations around and the way people can have misunderstandings,
and it's just not worth it, right?
It's not worth it.
All right, whatever.
So, guess who Mike Pence does not want to get confirmed?
Everyone?
Kennedy.
Okay.
Oh, wait. Who was his biggest donor?
I have... Why are you asking me this?
I don't fucking know this shit.
It's okay.
It's like, what the fuck?
I mean, it was... It was... It was a big... I think it was Pfizer.
It wasn't big farmers.
Okay.
He's paid off very heavily by pharma,
and he doesn't want Kennedy to get it confirmed.
Okay.
Wonder why.
Well, because Kennedy's gonna fix all this shit.
I don't think he's gonna fix it.
Oh, no, no.
I have high hopes for Kennedy.
Yeah.
I mean, because of what that red guy...
He's just another big government asshole that wants to tell us what we can put into our bodies.
It's just a different side of the same coin.
Okay. When it comes to food, our food is disgusting.
That's your problem. You fucking figured out how to...
Like...
All right. What the...
Do you think Kennedy's gonna tell you what to eat? No.
Have you had dinner yet today?
No.
Where are you gonna eat out if you leave here?
I'm gonna cook at home.
Oh, okay. Because sometimes you eat out.
Right. Yeah. I'm...
Okay. So you cook at home.
Are you gonna use any kind of bread in this?
Tortillas.
Oh, tortillas. Okay.
So you got flour.
Yes.
Is that GMO flour?
I don't know. The tortillas are pre-made.
I sure is.
Okay. I don't care.
No, it's...
There's nothing wrong with GMO flour.
There's a lot of shit we have put in our food that we do not need.
And it needs...
Do you know why they use GMOs to grow wheat?
So we can feed the population because without that, we can't feed the population, Robert.
But what about all the farmland Bill Gates bought up is that grown land on it?
I think we'll be just fine without that.
Wow.
Wait. You believe that from the government?
So the government tells you a bunch of things.
And that's the one thing you go, well...
That info is not from the government.
That's just math.
No, it's not math.
It's math. You need to know how many pieces of wheat make up a bush full of flour.
And it's not that fucking hard.
Like we cannot feed 350 million people unless we have GMO flour.
Let me introduce you to Kansas.
Have you ever driven through Kansas?
Of course.
How long did it take you?
I don't know.
They can grow a lot of fucking...
Oh, a couple like a day.
Not to defeat everybody?
Dude, Kansas is...
It does not take a day and a half to drive through Kansas.
It takes a couple hours.
No, actually, I miss mad at Kansas because the first time I drove into Kansas,
I may have said the story, I don't care.
We'll say it again.
Because we have new listeners.
Or at least, I don't know.
We have no listeners.
I don't know.
You drive in and it's like...
The first mile marker you see is like 285.
Are you like, oh, I could do 285 and sit down because I'm driving.
I'm just sitting down.
Because typically I stand when I drive.
Well, you do ride those trike things.
So I'm cruising through Kansas and then there's a point where...
I believe there was a toll.
And the interesting, even though I was still on I-70,
I was supposed to go this direction if I wanted to keep the mile markers true.
But I wanted to go to Colorado, so I wanted to go keep going on I-70.
And then after about 100 miles in Kansas, I see the new mile marker sign,
like 400 and something or three.
I'm like, what the actual...
If Aston Kutcher is anywhere around me, I'm kicking his fucking ass.
I expected that dude to jump out of a bush and go, ha, ha, gotcha.
Oh, I would have ran his ass over the U-Haul.
Chase them down.
There's just not enough.
I mean, I don't like the way that we have patents on GMOs.
Like that makes the price go higher than it should be.
Right?
So you shouldn't be allowed to patent a fucking GMO.
And then sterilize it so that they have to come back to you every year and buy it again.
I should be able to make a competing GMO.
It says, fuck you.
I'm not going to sterilize it or whatever.
Well, no, but they're aggressively taking over other farm lands.
Because if I have a GMO seeds growing here, and your farm is here without GMO seeds,
the wind will blow some of the mine over two years.
Wind will blow some of the mine over two years.
So what's the difference?
But who do you think the federal government backs in that argument?
But there shouldn't be...
Like, who gives a fuck?
Like, there's nothing dangerous.
People making us...
About that stuff.
There's nothing dangerous in there.
Dude, I know what soy looks like.
And I'm like, cool, that's soy.
We are driving through India.
We're...
When I like to drive, I like driving country roads.
So I'll just like, if I'm in Indianapolis, according to Chicago,
I drive more north than I drive west.
And I usually find my way home.
I am like, I'm driving these country roads and I'm like, what the hell is that?
What is that?
Okay, so...
Dude, it was soy like this tall.
If they...
Soy doesn't get this tall.
Just listen.
If they banned GMOs, what do you think these companies would start doing?
Well, see, okay, see, that's a problem because it has to be government intervention.
I don't like that.
No, no, just say, let's say for the sake of our mind that GMOs are now banned.
What are the companies going to do?
Process it and get it out for food.
For food distribution.
Well, I don't know.
Okay, so before GMOs, before we discovered how to do these things,
what they would do is they would take the wheat, they would take the seeds of the wheat,
and they would blast it with X-rays.
Okay?
Okay.
And then they would say, oh, what kind of mutation happened here?
Let's put it in the ground and find out.
And then it would either grow or would die.
Okay.
And it would either grow bigger than the previous plant or grow smaller than the previous plant.
And then they would selectively take the seeds that they thought grew bigger.
Now, when you're blasting with X-rays, you don't fucking know what new genes are coming here.
I know.
Right?
So when you have GMOs, you can say, I want this little gene that does this exact thing.
And I want that and that only.
Fuck it, Eric.
So that's your after.
That's confusing me.
You can either have the exact gene.
I love the government.
You hate the government, but you love corporations.
It says nothing to do with the government.
This is science.
I think you hate the government, but you love corporations doing this shit.
This has nothing to do with the government.
The food is killing us.
No, it's not.
The GMOs are not what's killing you.
It's the, there's a lot of other additives in there.
Sugar is killing you.
Sugar is a fucking should be controlled.
So sugar is natural.
It grows in the fucking sugar cane.
So it's pot.
Okay.
So fucking legalize pot.
Pot doesn't kill you.
I know.
So then what do you talk about?
What do you talk about?
That's what I'm saying.
Like what?
Right.
But I'm saying like your, your complaints here are invalid.
They're nothing.
We don't need to mess with the food.
Yes, we do.
No, we don't.
Yes, we do.
We've always messed with the food.
Everything you eat, the fucking strawberry, that's not natural.
That's humans artificially selecting what strawberries they like to have.
If you ever seen a natural apple, but they grew in Chicago.
Yeah.
But you know what a natural, yes, a little crab apple.
You can't eat the fucking thing.
The apples we have at the store, that's not natural.
And it has nothing to do with GMO.
No, no, there's, there's different kinds of apple trees.
That's not natural.
Yes.
Yeah.
That is not natural.
None of those things are natural.
I'm gonna look at it.
Those are all.
I do know bananas are.
Humans cultivated.
Bananas have always been genetically modified.
I didn't know that.
I've learned that about that.
All fruits and vegetables and animals even.
Do you think a natural sheep has a giant fucking ass full of fat and it makes wool that grows three
feet long?
No, they don't.
But she's a big ass and she's.
She's not natural either.
You're proving my points.
I think that's all natural.
No, oh my God.
No, nothing we eat is natural.
It never has been.
It's been thousands of years of evolution.
Maybe we should get back to it.
I'm tired.
I know.
Dude, you've been in other countries.
You've eaten other countries.
Yes.
Is it noticeably better?
No.
Do you know what it is?
No, it's not.
I don't know what countries you're going to.
I've been to Japan.
I've been to Korea.
You don't know other countries will take our food.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't get, it's like, here's the thing that.
Okay.
People, so people who call themselves America first conservatives,
which like, I don't think you call yourself that, but like you're leaning.
I am a little, go ahead.
You're leaning towards that way.
They always say, well, the other country does this.
You're not America first.
That's not what I said.
Yes it is.
I said.
Other countries don't take our food.
Will not.
I don't give a fuck what other countries do.
They actually pass laws.
I don't give a fuck what other countries do.
I'm America first.
I am America first.
Then shut up all the countries.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm America first.
If the product they make is the best product on the market.
It is.
No, no, no.
If there's two products made, one's made in China, one's made in America.
The one made in China is better.
I'm gonna buy the one made in China because fuck you make a better product.
Okay, fine.
It's not a money thing.
It's a quality thing.
Okay.
It probably doesn't exist that much, but I want the best, I want the best bang for my buck.
Well, you can get that here in America.
Problem too.
Bang for your buck.
Oh my God.
They have brothels up there.
You can, you can go to Whole Foods.
You can go to whatever fucking grocery store sells the higher end stuff.
That's all natural.
Oh yeah.
I'm gonna go shop with Bozo or Bonzo or one of the hell his name is Bezo.
Okay.
I'm gonna shop with him.
Well, but that's where you get those ingredients.
They're gonna cost more.
Although he does have a cool store.
He's peppered them around the country right now.
It's employing-less.
The first one was in Seattle, Shocker.
And I went in there, but I didn't like buy anything because I didn't have a prime account.
And I'm so, I just wanted to see it, but you, you're logging your prime account, you picked it up and-
So like the problem with when you say GMOs, right, there's this whole generic concept of GMO, right?
And it's, you can put anything you want into your food.
So-
Well, you should be able to, but okay.
Well, no, you can.
Physically can, right?
You can take a gene from a glow in the dark blog and put it into the wheat.
Right.
Some social pass, put ketchup on eggs.
Yes.
Okay.
You put anything you want in your food.
Yes.
So now there's this thing called golden rice.
Have you heard of this?
No.
So it's a, it's a GMO and what they do is they take rice and they put a gene that creates vitamin A.
And it turns the rice like a golden color.
Still don't want my body, but okay.
Why don't you want a vitamin A?
I can eat vitamin A through-
Yeah, but not everyone can.
I'll find a more natural way.
But not everyone can.
I don't even know how to get vitamin A in my body.
I didn't even know vitamin A was eating anything.
Well, there you go.
But if you're in a poor third world country that has no sources of vitamin A.
They won't take our fucking food.
They do.
Millions of people have been saved because of golden rice.
Look it up.
So like you can put bad things in with GMOs.
You can put good things in with GMOs.
It's all about what GMO you're talking about.
I did this show where I talked about the FDA and how they allowed this shit to be put in.
They just recently banned-
The FDA shouldn't be allowed to tell anybody,
I put whatever the fuck I want in my food.
And if you don't want to buy it, don't buy it.
Then disclose it with words that are less than like 10 squiggly lines.
When it's-
But you don't even know what it is.
What is this fucking law?
I want to know what it is.
But that's in your natural foods too.
No, there's-
Yes, it is.
There's a few other ingredients.
Yes, it is, dude.
What's in fucking milk?
You don't know because they just have to write milk on the fucking label.
We've already talked about this.
There's a million chemicals in natural milk.
They just don't have to tell them to you.
That's what they ban raw milk for.
That actually might have been-
Okay, but then like-
That might have been a big reason.
Natural does not mean better.
Yes, it does.
No, it doesn't.
Nature is trying to kill you all the time.
Okay.
Poisonous snakes.
Mother nature, now I'm going to hide from her now.
Venomous snakes are natural.
I've got invisible people, I got terrorists, I've got Mother Nature.
I've got you all want to kill me.
So, whatever.
Killer bees are natural.
I love bees.
Killer bees.
I don't think killer bees are actually killer bees, but we'll get it.
Right, but they're natural.
Right, and then the honey bees make really good shit, so I'm cool with that.
But those aren't natural.
I'm trying to make a point now, I just got lost.
Your point sucks.
No, you suck.
We need more science in our food.
I was going to make a joke, but you don't like dogs, you don't have a dog.
I was just going to say that there's a-
I just found out there's a chemical in peanut butter that's not good for dogs.
Okay.
So, I was going to warn you, but you don't have a dog.
You look at the type that would-
Oh yeah, okay.
Feed peanut butter dog?
Huh?
Feed peanut butter to a dog?
In a certain manner.
I don't know what you're trying to tell me.
Yeah, yeah, you do.
The smile told me, yes you do.
I don't, I have no idea.
No, it's been in movies and everything, it's hysterically.
Oh, Jesus Christ, what a crazy fucking-
Where am I at now?
No, it's really-
It's going to make me funny with the meta.
It's going to fact-checking.
We talked about this a little bit last week.
Yeah.
The fucking media is losing their mind.
Like, I'm not Howard Kostak, he's dead, but there's another media guy came out
today, probably yesterday.
He's like, they really have to believe us.
Why don't they believe us?
I don't understand.
I'm like, because you lie all the time.
Wasn't there a fable that we told the children a long time ago about like the boy who cried
something or other?
The boy cried wolf.
Okay, yeah.
This guy is falling, yeah, whatever.
It's all the same.
It's, Jesus, I mean, we are the new media people, not Dave and I, because we've got-
No one's bought us MS in yet.
Yeah.
Um, but the podcasting is the new media and if they don't like it too bad, you should
stop lying to us.
See you then.
Maybe since advance to South Carolina, it's our point, North Carolina, point out some of
the atrocities going on there.
I think this is always-
They've always been-
I'm leaving you a little bit more.
This was always inevitable whether or not they started, they kept lying to us.
Because decentralized is always better, right?
And these organizations are centralized.
They have government permission by necessity because of the FCC and the airwaves.
I don't know if you want to get into all that shit, but like, it's, it can't be better
than decentralized action, right?
Okay.
So podcasts are decentralized.
Anyone can start a podcast, anyone can upload it anywhere they want.
Yep, we did.
Yep.
But the fact is, and I mean, there are a lot of podcasts out there and they're really doing
some good work and I've loved seeing it and I think that also has a lot to do with Trump.
Oh, what I want to say before is Trump, they're saying Trump might have won Pennsylvania because
the Amish came out to vote for him.
Because no, because the government in Pennsylvania was going after them selling raw milk.
Right.
So you pissed off the Amish people.
Apparently they can vote with the machine when they can't drive there with the machine, but cool.
No, but it's, I think it was the media, it's like, I mean, I don't know how you fix it.
Let the podcast rain.
I mean, you've got, you've got, you've got Dan Manjino.
He's literally has insight sources.
He's getting some pretty good information.
I'm a cat, turn and jewels.
I mean, they're entertaining.
They're funny.
He's going off the rails lately.
Yeah.
He's starting some fights with everybody at this point, but I think they're starting with him.
But he's, you know, whatever, it doesn't matter.
It's funny to me.
So I don't care.
Redacted.
They've got, they've got, they've got some really cool people.
So there is, there is some positive movement here and we have to get off this fucking CNN
Fox News bullshit.
It's just ridiculous.
Yeah. I mean, it's, it's like newspapers, right?
Newspapers used to be the way you get your news and then the radio came out and then the TV came out
and it's just, that's just the way it works.
There's nothing you can do.
This is the marching of technological progress.
So sorry guys, go learn to code.
Learn to code.
That's racist.
Oh, I don't care.
Learn to code.
No, there was another one that they were coming up with.
I don't know what it was now, but yeah.
Yeah.
I think I had learned to code, whatever.
I think the last story I've got, if we actually had a good media, they would have been reporting
this story.
Yeah. Well, they would, you know what?
They were reported about the, the data breach at NV Energy, which they still have not fucking
announced it.
What about the arsonist who was arrested in California?
I actually looked at that story.
Here's the funny thing.
The guy, now is he a legal alien or not?
I don't know.
Oh, he wasn't in the illegal alien.
Okay.
Because I'll get down further in the story.
He was walking around with a blowtorch.
Right.
Which is perfectly legal behavior.
Correct.
And, and some dumb ass, uh, Karen's or, or nosy ass people, he, he, he, he, he, he,
he decided to stop him and detain him.
He fired up the blowtorch and was trying to certify her.
And that's, but he, it was on a Christmas tree or something in the garbage.
Yeah.
And it, it, where he, which is perfectly legal.
Which is perfectly legal.
No, it's not.
You can't.
Sure it is.
You can't burn, we don't, you can't burn even here.
Ah.
No, you can't, you can't burn garbage.
I don't know about that.
I mean, certain saints you came out west.
I don't think anything.
Well, so either way, so.
I had to get a, I had to get a permit to be allowed to burn, but then I had to call
the fire department and go, yeah, I'm gonna burn some shit.
But so, I looked, I looked up the arson law in California and what he was doing did not
qualify as arson.
Um, so if he, I'm going to, what I heard, he had flamed to a combustible.
That's not arson.
That is an arson.
It's not arson.
It's starting to fire.
Read the, read this California statutes.
It has to be like a structure.
So like if you're, if you're just burning garbage or old Christmas tree.
So light up an old Christmas tree and that fire spreads to a building.
That's not arson.
It has to be deliberate.
So like you're guilty of something for sure, but not arson.
Arson is deliberately lighting that structure on fire to watch it burn out.
The insurance have to pay out on that.
It depends on a lot of other factors.
But so, so here's the point I was making.
If you see a guy walking around with a blow torch and you think he might be an arsonist,
one call the cops, I don't normally advocate for calling the cops, but like the cops are
allowed to detain him and you are not.
Okay.
No, yes you are.
You have the, we have the right.
You cannot detain somebody.
No, stop.
You cannot detain somebody over suspicion.
Cops can.
Now I don't, you can place them under citizens arrest.
You can't.
You have to witness a felony.
If, okay, if they're lighting something up.
That's not a felony.
That's the point.
Like it's not arson.
The rest is not felonies only.
Yes it is.
No, it's driving.
You can do a driving.
Driving is the-
No, you can't.
Yes you can.
No, you can.
Yes you can.
Look this up dude.
I, okay, in California, I don't know.
Look at it anywhere.
The whole Georgia case, were they, were they chased down that the black guy who was jogging,
remember the jogging case?
Yeah, vaguely.
The one in shock.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Yes.
Okay, that was that citizen arrest.
That's, yes it was.
That was their defense.
They could use it as a defense, but that's not what they're, that was not their plan.
Right, because he was not, they didn't witness him coming to felony.
You can, look, just-
Well technically I think they did.
If you-
No they didn't.
They saw him coming out of a house that was in there.
That's not a felony.
You're not listening.
I don't think it has to be felony.
If, yes you do.
A regular citizen cannot detain somebody who's just walking around the blow torch
and burning garbage.
You cannot.
Okay, I like, like I said, I don't advocate for calling the cops normally,
but if you want to stop the fire from spreading or whatever the fuck,
call the cops in this situation.
All right.
If you detain the guy, you're the one that's going to get in trouble.
So-
And he's going to walk away.
Like this guy did.
He walked away.
Well technically he hasn't walked yet.
Ice just said you can't hold him.
They've got him for another warrant, but-
Well yeah, but what if he didn't have another warrant?
He's still gonna walk.
Because California is the sanctuary city.
Regardless, it doesn't matter, right?
If you don't witness a felony, you can't detain people.
That's just how it works.
You can do a citizen's arrest on traffic.
No you can't.
Yes you can.
If you see a car that is speeding, even though you don't know if it's speeding,
you have no way of-
No you cannot.
You can stop the complaint.
No, you can call the cops.
And then sign the complaint.
You can't stop him.
That's civil citizen's arrest.
You cannot stop him.
If he's drunk driving, can you?
No.
That's more a felony.
That's closer to a felony.
I don't-
That has to happen and I'm curious next,
because this video is for people like, I'm sopping this motherfucker.
And they just want to see him in the field.
It might be for like a reckless DUI.
But there's been cops that said, I cannot give him a ticket.
I did not see what he did.
Right.
If you saw it, you can sign a complaint.
Yes.
Which is a form of civil citizen's arrest.
But you can't- no, no, you cannot detain the guy.
That's what we're talking about.
These idiots went up to the guy and detained him.
They physically prevented him from moving around freely.
You cannot do that.
Well, I do know you have to say it in a certain way.
So my advice is-
There has nothing to do with it.
They did not witness a felony.
Look into the laws of civil citizen's arrest.
Well, because I thought-
Dude, they did not witness a felony.
They can't go up to the guy at all.
I'm giving advice to them.
So I don't know the felony versus misdemeanor thing.
I would look into that myself.
If you are going to place somebody under citizen's arrest,
go ahead and call 911 and say, I had placed this man under citizen's arrest.
What do I have to say so I can protect myself?
And there's a certain process, a certain word you have to say,
in a certain way, for it to work.
And as long as you do that, you should have a good defense of how you do it.
Now, I do not recommend that, but if it comes to it, I mean, I don't know.
I'll look into that.
I still think a misdemeanor can get you caught up.
I do.
You can't.
Okay, why is it-
Why is it one crime-
Because the government just makes bullshit up what he asked me for.
Like, that's just how it is.
I'm not saying I advocate this way.
That's how it is.
I don't know.
I'll have to-
That's why I would prefer that you never call the cops.
But this is a situation where that's your only option without you getting into trouble.
No, I agreed.
So I'm going to look into this story a little bit more for next week to fight it at Congress.
Right.
So like, you either have to wait for the guy to actually start burning the structure.
I'm going to move on.
Yeah, whatever.
Or just call the cops and let the cops handle it.
Exactly.
And that's probably the best.
Again, call the cops is never the best option, but in that case, it probably is.
I agree with Dave.
Apparently Senator Morgan knocked to the ground and
I'm going to be looking at that, looking at that story.
Yeah, I saw the video and it's not clear who started the altercation.
No, no, no, I saw the longer version.
Okay.
I didn't.
He was trying to walk, he was walking into the room passively, if that makes sense to you.
Which means hands down to a side and trying to move forward.
And people that were blocking his right for free travel were getting in his way and he was bumping
into them, but his hands to a side.
So one guy was trying to stop him.
That guy moved out of the way.
Another guy moved in and basically threw him to the ground.
So somebody in the comments said that they voted to have him expelled from the floor or something?
Can they do that though?
Yes.
I don't know if they did it.
I don't know what I guess I don't know what I guess I'm looking at.
That's why I didn't verify the comment.
I'm just saying someone said that.
So I don't know if that's true or not.
Oh, look, I want to look into this because this is not the first time violence is broke out into the
in Congress.
Oh, they've been doing that since the 1800s.
No, no, no.
But the funniest one was a Margie Mgt Margie.
Yeah, yeah.
And the other Congress,
Crockett Crockett,
Jeff,
Black woman.
Yeah, Jeff,
And they got to do a hair debate.
Who's got better hair?
Who's got big wigs and shit.
I was entertaining.
So that's all I care about.
No, they were having fights in like 1830s and on the floor of Congress.
So you could read about it.
Funny.
I mean, if okay, if we want to do this in a pay-per-view manner, let them fight.
And let's see.
But we guys are like different people.
I think we've been back dueling.
Yeah, but that's over too quick.
I mean, just like just pumbling Nancy Pelosi.
Just pumbling.
Dules aren't necessarily over quick.
She can't defend herself.
So then she should shut her fucking mouth.
Stop inviting duels.
Oh, Lordy, what a wistful you hear.
So there is a video from Benjamin Burke.
Yeah, I'm not even going to try that.
It's on our ex account.
He's just doing a walkthrough.
I asked you, check it out.
It's disgusting.
Our government is just out of control.
Yeah.
So if you want to read more of what I was talking about,
there's, I've actually posted two videos.
One from Steve Bannon on his podcast.
He kind of talks about it.
And then this one as well from Harrison Becker talks about this burrowing employees and
the changes of session and kind of saw that they were setting trap doors for
Trump to fall into because I believe there actually is a lot because Biden even made a
comment.
It's like, yeah, good luck getting away from this stuff.
Just doesn't make any sense.
But he's a demented old man.
So who knows?
I still say all his executive orders should be clear because he's demented.
Whatever.
I mean, when does government actually ever do anything good for us?
So never.
All right.
That's a good 50 minute show.
I think we'll go into the education portion of this show.
Okay.
I'm going to talk about notify and it's spelled NTFY.
Okay.
NTFY.
So what notify is is open source software to manage notifications to your phone or other
devices.
Okay.
So normally when you get notifications, Apple or Android or some centralized servers handling
that shit for you and they're spying on you, right?
So what?
Yeah, they're spying and then whatever info they can get from your notifications,
they're good.
So if you get a text message, they read that text message.
So notify is one way for you to take control of your own notifications.
It has a self host option.
So you can run your own server or you can use their server, which is free for limited use,
but they have paid plans if you want to have a heavy use.
They have apps for Android, iOS and they have desktop apps.
They have both a native app and a progressive web app.
I think the progressive web app is a little bit better, at least for the Apple version
because the native app, it's lacking some features.
And I talked to this guy that develops it and he said basically they don't want to
pay Apple's extortion fees to get all their super fancy bells and whistles.
So I agree with him on that.
That's a fair thing to say.
So basically the way it works is you can send alerts to your notify server with just a simple
HTTP call, a simple web call, right?
Okay.
So you ding a website and it will send the notifications to your phone.
Oh.
So you can protect it with a username and password or access tokens,
which you probably want to do if it's a public server.
You don't want random assholes like pinging your notify server all day.
But speaking of that, that'll be the Monero challenge.
Oh, there you go.
So I do have a notify server running and ask me for the URL and then you'll have to figure
out how to ping the Canary topic.
And everyone who does that will get a chance at some Monero.
All right.
Let's see where it was.
So yeah, it allows multiple users with custom access to individual topics.
So like you can fully manage, you know, these topics are for friends and family.
This one's only for me.
This is a public available one.
You can do all that stuff, customize, mix and match everything you want.
You can schedule your notification deliveries.
So that's cool.
A lot of phones let you do like do not disturb mode where it says like,
you know, don't notify me until nine in the morning.
Well, you can send the notification to that too.
You can say don't send the notification till nine in the morning.
Okay.
Because I know they're sleeping or whatever.
So you can do web hooks to integrate with other services.
So for example, there's like, let's say you have a code push, right?
And you want something to notify you after the code successfully compiled and ran.
Okay.
So you push the code, your Git lab or whatever runs your test suite, for example,
and then it reports pass or fail.
So it would say send that to your phone.
That way you can, you can, you know, do your deploy, walk away, go to the bathroom,
go get a coffee and then get a ding on your phone.
Hey, you're failed, right?
You're build failed.
And it has templates to format that properly.
So you can insert variables and do all sorts of fun shit.
And it's pretty crazy how much stuff you can do.
No, there is interest.
I like that.
So there's, you can actually publish via HTTP headers or JSON body.
Because a lot of services do one or the other, but not both.
So it supports both.
It's just have, you know, multiple ways to push your notifications.
You can send action buttons.
So I don't know if you, if you notice sometimes some of your notifications
will have a button on them.
And they'll say open app or, okay, you don't, you don't notice.
I would never do that.
Yeah.
Or open in website or go to this app or whatever.
So you can see this image and go right to our website.
Yeah.
So yeah.
So you can, you can have action buttons on your notifications.
You can have attachments.
So this doesn't work for iOS.
This is one of the bells and whistles that doesn't work on the native app.
But it does work on the progressive web app,
which you can install on your Apple device.
So you can attach images to appear in the notification.
So like this is something I'm working on with my cameras.
So I'm trying to get my cameras to detect a person
and then send me the preview on my notification.
So that's your camera system?
Because I don't like to ring and they already have that person detected.
Okay.
Yeah.
So this is all self hosted, self managed.
Now is yours, is yours going to, is yours using an AI filter?
Well, I'm going to talk about that at the end.
So because it's a little complicated.
It does email forward.
So you can also have your notification forward to an email address.
Okay.
You know, if that's helpful to you.
The other cool thing is you can generate a notification from incoming emails.
So you can tell your notify server,
hey, listen for emails on this email address.
And then if someone sends an email to that email address,
it'll turn it into a notification to your phone.
So like the camera system that I'm running, it will only send email alerts.
Right.
You were saying that.
So that's, that's how I'm going to try and get that to my phone.
Yeah.
It can also do phone calls.
So it can call your phone and then read the notification to you as like a robot.
So you can like prank yourself.
Yes.
Is your fridge running?
Of course it is.
You got to earn the engine.
Okay.
Yeah.
So it can do that.
You have to have Twilio for that, for that, which is a third party phone call thing.
So it's not fully self hosted if you're going to do the phone call situation.
But so that's just some of the cool features they have.
Couple of things I want to talk about with the iOS only one.
The self host doesn't fully work unless you pay Apple because Apple's notification service
is like locked down and they don't let you do like background polling.
Okay.
So like it's a huge pain in the ass.
So what they actually do is they run a pass-through service on their public website.
Oh, cool.
Where if you're, if you're self hosted, what happens is it'll, it'll ping your self hosted
server and then your self hosted server will ping the public notify server.
But it'll, it'll strip away all the info.
Okay.
So all the, all the public server knows is that you got a notification.
So it strips all their private info, right?
And then that public server will tell Apple, hey, go send that notification to the guy's phone.
And then what your phone will do is it'll say, oh, I got this notification from Apple.
And I have to go find the real info from the private notify server.
Okay.
And then that's how your application gets you that info, right?
So Apple never learns your secret info.
All they get is the fact that you got notified.
So it's a little roundabout, but that's how you avoid paying their bullshit fees.
And then yeah, I want to go into a little more detail about the camera project I'm working on.
So the camera I recommended was the Amcrest a couple of shows ago, well a lot of shows ago now.
But it only sends email alerts about movement.
Right.
So what I'm working on is a project that takes those emails and it will analyze the images
to see if it can find a person using AI tools.
And then if it finds a person within a range that you give it,
then and only then will it notify you.
Because I noticed when I was not doing any special shit, it would just send me notifications all
fucking day long.
When there's nobody there or when a bug flies by or like someone walks on the edges of the camera
and like I don't want that bullshit.
I just want when someone's at my door.
If you just do a blog like only record when someone is in this area, I do that at work.
You can, but I didn't catch.
Well, so the problem with mine is that my doorway is parallel to another to my neighbor's doorway.
Right.
So when they're coming home, I catch them.
So technically that camera's illegal.
No, it's not.
When their door is open, you're recording inside their house.
I'm not recording inside their house.
It's the walkways parallel.
I don't see it inside there.
Anything.
So I don't really care.
But yeah, so what I'm working on is like only show me people in my walkway.
Right.
Yeah.
But it's complicated.
No, it's cool.
No, it's awesome.
And when I get it nice and polished, I'll push it up and release it open source.
So it'll be available for everybody.
But yeah, look into notify if you if you want to get notifications on your phone or tablets
or desktop or anything.
It's just a better option than all the bullshit out there that you're paying for is buying on you.
Right.
It's all self-hosted.
Do it yourself.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Okay.
Sorry.
Someone's pumping my head like always.
Yeah.
Are you done?
Yep.
Okay.
So guess who Trump invited to his inauguration or what?
Everybody.
No.
He's like, well, I love you are not shown up in other Democrats.
Right.
But guess who a special invitation went out to?
The CEO of TikTok and he accepted.
My God.
I love it.
So I actually thought about another Monero challenge, but it would be unfair and be ages.
Oh, yeah.
So we probably can't do it.
Oh, okay.
What is your best prank phone call?
Do it next week.
No, but I mean, can you do a prank phone call now?
Not really.
What was your best prank phone call?
I'll be you because you're your...
I never really did prank phone call.
What?
Yeah.
What?
Just not...
Joe Durk impression impressions.
What?
So, okay.
So since you ask mine,
you need a group of people to do this one.
You need about a week or two.
Oh, God.
So you picked the phone number and everyone's got to call this number on a certain day.
Doesn't really matter what time.
But it's a decent time though.
It was Mike there.
Oh, I'm sorry.
The wrong number.
Okay.
It's Mike there.
Oh, sorry.
Wrong number.
So you do that for like a week or so.
Yeah.
And you call, hey, this is Mike.
Any messages?
Come on.
God.
It was the 70s and 80s.
I didn't have fucking next.
Box and computers.
God.
We had to do stupid shit.
It was funny though.
Every once in a while I got like, okay, that's good.
You guys got me on that one.
The guy didn't know what that was going.
I've actually had conversations with people.
I've prepared phone call with them.
Because they can appreciate the effort.
I mean, come on.
It takes a fucking effort.
Wow.
Um, the other thing I did, I did miss is, uh,
Newsom has a, um, a California 2.0 plan already.
Just saying that's weird.
I don't know how.
During the fire, you're writing down a whole new plan and you get a whole new plan worked up.
Either it's incompetent or it's like the Patriot Act.
You wrote it before the event happened.
Um, okay.
So what I want to do, you're going to be slight, but on that one,
I wrote the Patriot Act before the event actually happened.
I'm not paying attention.
Okay.
What you're saying?
Good choice.
So I've been, since I've been kind of doing like home,
home remodeling or home repair stuff,
I got to go ahead and throw plumbing in this.
Plumbing is pretty, pretty straightforward, pretty easy.
To be a plumber, there's only two things you need to know.
Shit goes downhill and payday's on Friday.
You know that you're a great fucking plumber.
Uh, it's beat facetious.
I'm more of a plumber than anything else.
So, um, basically the best you can do,
especially if you live in an area with hard water,
but you should do this in areas that without hard water,
it's because exercising your valves.
Don't worry.
You don't have to go for a jog.
Um, you just go and you just turn your valve off
and you turn it back on, turn it off, turn it back on.
Just go ahead and hit all the valves of your house.
If you want to be lazy, not do them all, just do the main one.
So you can shut the water down in the, in the event of an emergency.
But exercising your valves will save you money in the long run
because you, you do want to be able to turn your valves off
to replace the faucet without shutting the whole, the whole house down.
It's just, it's just simple.
Um, uh, really when it comes to, so that that's pretty much all the PM stuff,
like the physical stuff you need to know.
And if you want to do a drain treatment,
whether you have a city sewer or septic, it's a little different.
But basically you want to treat both things with an enzyme.
I believe the, the septic tank is called red and it's got an enzyme.
It actually does pretty well.
It just, it eats and digest all the stuff that's in the septic tank.
So you have to have it sucked out less for those who don't know what a septic tank is.
It's literally a tank in your backyard buried in all yourself.
You flushed on the toilet.
That's where it goes.
Um, it's got a big old porta potty, huh?
So they got a big old porta potty.
Yeah, that's probably a good way.
Well, uh, something has a finger system where, um, the porta potty doesn't,
but the finger system is not what you think it is.
It's actually just, you know, pipes that go out into the yard and in G or each field.
Um, what finger system?
I was going to do a sexual joke, but I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't,
I couldn't get it turned around quick enough.
Um, so, but yeah, but you do want to treat your pipes.
You can get some, uh, some enzyme stuff that you only want to use enzymes as a
preventative measure.
So that means before the clog exists, you just kind of pour that, you know,
get, get the bottle with a little cup on it.
Make sure it's, you know, it's an enzyme.
It's a natural product, say for your pipes, because you do not want to use the wrong
chemicals on your pipes because you will, um, have a problem.
And it's going to cost you, it would cost you a bunch of money when your pipes
start falling apart and I have seen it.
So, um, you just put a little cap fall down.
Maybe sometimes they'll say run some warm water with it to get down in there.
The enzyme just attach itself to anything natural, just like a little pac-man just
and eats it all up and it will help your drains flow smoothly.
But it's slow, it's slow, slow acting because, you know, it takes some time.
If you do have a clog, don't use drain cleaner.
Just do not use anything that says drain cleaner on it.
I mean, it's something safe for pipes.
It's not, if you want to go the one safe for pipes, I guess that's okay.
In the event, I personally, but I also do what I'm doing.
I go after the clog individually separately.
I take the pipe apart, I get a little rottor.
In Chicago, we call it a rottor.
Here we call it a snake.
And it was like, what, what are you saying?
I'm like, it's a rod.
Ogre.
Augh, ogre.
Ogre, well, the ogre is more of the toilet.
Well, that's more of a, I don't know, it doesn't, it's whatever.
Go to Home Depot and say you want something, a cable that you can throw down a drain.
It's actually pretty easy to use them.
Just kind of like do it nice and slow and feed it in and you'll, you'll know when you get it.
Because it's happening, I can now officially say it's happened twice.
Where the rottor, the drain cable snake thingy that I call rottor,
there's one good way to know you got the clog and it'll, it'll amp up real quick and then
roll down.
Now the reason that's important is, well, the two stories that I have is,
one time I was out in a manhole cover, back around in the building.
So I'm sitting this cable into the building to get this clog and the guy on top was the one feeding
me the cable and hitting the little pedal that makes the thing spin.
I'm feeding it in, feeding it in and he goes, I heard it and I'm scurrying up the ladder really
quick because I just cleared the clog and all that shit's coming my way.
I don't want to be there.
The best way that Miyagi would tell you not to get covered in shit,
don't be there when this shit is there.
It's real simple.
Another one that just happened like, I don't know, two months ago, I actually believe the
plumbing company changed their policy after this particular event.
We had to run up a riser, a riser's a pipe that comes down the pipe, it comes down the
whole building and we're running up it and I'm like, dude, I got to make the noise and he couldn't
get off the ladder quick enough because the cables have around him and he just did this.
The shit pissed and just showered him and I'm like, oh, but if you do plumbing,
you get covered in shit, you take a turn to the forehead every once in a while.
No, no, there's an old plumber who was telling me, well, I was working in a building, somebody
flushed the toilet when we told him not to and I'm working on it and a turd came in and hit me
right in the forehead and I go, you're telling me this, expect me not to laugh, but a turd
hit you in the forehead and I'm assuming there was a contact point.
So there was a ball of shit around the shit on your forehead.
How do I not laugh at that?
He did find it funny.
I did.
That's all that matters.
I think it's funny.
What's that?
I think it's funny.
Oh, is it serious?
Shit's always funny.
It really is.
I mean, it's just, it is what it is.
Yeah.
So I mean, plumbing wise, that's really if, I mean, if you want to get more in depth,
change it out of faucet, it's really not that hard.
Change it out of toilet.
All this stuff is fairly easy to do and I mean, somebody wants more specific instructions,
let us know.
This guy has stuff I can break down.
The prepper and the garden stuff, and it's something I've kind of always known it,
but I'm kind of working on building my knowledge up on it when it comes to the plumbing
electrical stuff.
That's who I've done my whole life.
So I'm good with that.
Yeah.
If you ever want a topic discussed either by Dave or myself, let us know.
We'll discuss it.
So we are at an hour seven.
That's actually not bad for us.
Cool.
Two blowhards and two microphones.
Oh, what is that song?
What is the song that's got a stool on a microphone or?
Two turntables and a microphone?
A turntable or a microphone.
Yeah.
And that's what it is.
Back, I think.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So we're two blowhards and two microphones.
I can write a song on that.
All right.
I won't punish you with a song.
So I think that is it.
You got anything else, Dave?
Nope, that's it.
Cool, man.
Have a good night everybody.
See you next week.
Yep.
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