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RON: hello everybody this is Ron Morgan with

h the canary in the cage and I have my

partner DAVE: Dave Havlicek RON: so we are here to do

our first uh podcast and we're gonna

kind of see where this goes um so Dave

how you doing today DAVE: I'm doing pretty

good uh I actually came from the office

to get myself registered to run for

Congress for the libertarian party and

it turns out they gave me the wrong

address RON: was that the uh government or

the libertarian party DAVE: uh no the

government RON: ah can't trust either one of

them apparently DAVE: they they told me to go

to one address so I go there and The

woman there says no no you have to go to

the other address and it's already near

closing because I planned it to come

here today and and I'm like I'm

wondering is this on purpose to like

fuck with minor parties yeah because you

know like imagine this was the last day

of filing and I go there to to put my

name on the list and they're like oh

sorry you missed it yeah there's nothing

you can do you can't sue them you you

can't RON: fuckin immunity DAVE: but they oh

sorry it was just a mistake we gave the

wrong address sorry oh this is why I do

everything early by the way RON: you know and

that's that's a funny thing because I uh

when I tell people I'm libertarian some

I get I get some oo and a and I'm like

well give me one government uh

Department that actually runs well do we

know of one DAVE: um I mean they always talk

about roads and

shit RON: do you like the roads I don't like

the roads I've seen some potholes our

potholes have

potholes DAVE: well shit I I tell you we're

both from Chicago RON: yeah DAVE: at least the

roads here are better than Chicago

RON: actually they are but Seattle literally

I I drove into a pothole once and they I

think I found

Narnia no no no these potholes were car

swalling potholes DAVE: oh yeah have you been

to New Orleans RON: oh I love New Orleans

DAVE: have you seen the

potholes RON: I don't drive but I'm drunk DAVE: do

you remember Hurricane Katrina RON: yeah DAVE: they

have not fixed one goddamn Road since

that hurricane I was there two years ago

and it's all fucked up still RON: okay yeah I

was there I was actually uh New Orleans

probably a year ago and uh it was during

the day so I I I was doing it for work

but yeah um I guess the roads were I

didn't pay a lot of attention so I guess

DAVE: I can't it's bad everywhere but okay RON: oh

I I guess before we actually get started

do need to um to honor one thing this is

uh I don't normally want to mention um a

topical thing of the what's going on

today at our podcast because you know

how podcast people listen all the time

but we have a historical event happening

tonight and it's President Joe Biden's

last uh address of the say the nation or

the Union what of the say the Union

Address um and I do want to I I do want

to put out to you know it's a tough job

to do and there there's it's it's just

well let me just cut to this cut to the

chase here um the the the the Jesus

Christ the the um The Interpreter oh my

God DAVE: language

person RON: the language the sign language

interpreter is there's no way he's going

to be able to interpret what Mushmouth

says so we have to really honor this

person whether it be a guy or a girl I

don't know I haven't watched the thing

yet but this person has to interpret

what comes out of Biden's mouth so I I

just want to honor him a little bit

tonight because you know I know I I I

really expect to see his fingers like

all twisted up in a knot but I really

hope he can he can convey to the deaf

Community um what Biden's actually

saying because they need to know what's

that DAVE: don't we get to know what Biden's

saying? RON: well we well that is true um but

I just want the de Community to realize

what kind of a Mushmouth this guy

actually is and I don't want people to

think this is we're just anti-democrat

because we're anti-republican as well um

these

Republicans are just just as bad right

now so um any Republican voters out

there you really need to realize that

you need to vote for people that are

willing to fight because we are in a

situation where we got we got

Republicans who are just sitting on

their hands in Congress right now and we

need to stop this they need to to to put

an into to this because our country is

at risk right now okay that's my little

rant for the for the evening so dave and I

and I go back to the little cross talk

we got going on DAVE: well so I do notice what

uh our third co-host is missing

today uh so you you said uh you ordered

on Amazon that RON: oh yeah yeah Canary in

the cage because we are the Canary in

the cage I guess we could explain that

for the X uh for the Z generation uh or

Millennials that may not know this the

canary and the cage what that is is the

coal miners back in the early 1900s

before we had sophisticated equipment

with sensor and and monitoring devices

we used we put a bird in a cage and they

went down in Coal Mines uh to do their

job and if the bird died the coal miners

got out that's just how that worked DAVE: yeah

because there was poison gas or or something

similar um but you you brought up Amazon

so I mean that's one of the things we

want to talk about in the show like

Amazon is Big Tech RON: yep DAVE: uh they they spy

on you RON: yep DAVE: um and they used to be at

least giving you value for that right

like they would give you low prices they

would ship on time no question returns

RON: true DAVE: all that shit is gone now I mean

now they're they think they have this

Monopoly and and the prices are out of

control I mean you can get cheaper

prices just walking down to the store

RON: yeah but true true that is but the

reality is I can actually return stuff

to Kohl's now if I buy on Amazon Prime I

just go to Kohls's and drop it off you know

how easy that is cuz Kohl's DAVE: right well

but Amazon is is a bunch of bitches

about it RON: oh really DAVE: oh my God so much

worse now like I mean before it was no

questions asked now it's uh can you take

photos can you prove you you got the

wrong thing I mean I I ordered a two

pack of something a while back and the

the vendor only sent one RON: huh DAVE: so I said

well just send me the other one what's

the problem yeah Amazon says no no no

you have to send the one

back and then we'll send you the two or

you can just keep the one and get a

refund RON: okay DAVE: well I just kept the one and

got the

refund it's ridiculous I mean just send

me the extra fucking product RON: well I mean

now that I think about it I mean was it

uh in March now I believe it was either

February 1 or March 1st even all even

like with Amazon or Netflix all the

streaming channels changed have you

noticed that DAVE: I haven't been on any

of these things for a long RON: okay so I

stream a lot and now they're just uh

with there's with Amazon and I believe

even Netflix there's commercials where

they used to be commercials DAVE: yeah oh yeah

I heard about that RON: yeah so they're

they're they're sucking they're I don't

know to me it's annoying because I hate

commercials and that's why I cut the

cord or cut the cable and went to

streaming because I didn't have to deal

with commercials but now I do so I'm now

waiting for the new uh streaming channel

to come out DAVE: well I tell you what that's

that's one of the things we're going to

get to on the show eventually um you

know hosting your own media server RON: oh

there you go oh the computer guy DAVE: I mean

yeah the this you can all do this stuff

yourself now uh you do need to legally

own the movies and TV shows that you

want to stream to yourself RON: legally

own or legally own DAVE: well we don't

Advocate breaking any laws on this

podcast RON: you never want to break the law

unless you get away it DAVE: so make sure you

legally own every copy of like you go

down to the store buy the DVD buy the

Blu-ray and you can rip it into a

digital format uh you can get it stored

onto it's called a network attached

storage it's just a big computer with a

lot of hard drive space uh and then you

can have another server that does all

the metadata you know the the photos the

chapters um you know it links movies

together by actor and director and all

that stuff RON: oh shit DAVE: uh and it's it's

better than Netflix I mean you you you

put it on your TV you search and you say

I want to watch this right now RON: all right

well fuck Netflix they're raising their

monthly fee anyway and and what the hell

you could they used to be like oh

Netflix you could share your password

everybody can watch Netflix DAVE: I remember

they advertised on that it's on their

Twitter still RON: and now they're like you

could have one TV like like literally I

I should truly believe my son has one

Netflix account and I had to start

another one in the same fuckin house

just to watch Netflix ah whatever

DAVE: ridiculous RON: I mean we cut the cable and

now maybe we're going to cut streaming

and and find our own way to around this

DAVE: yeah I got rid of Netflix years ago uh

so it was back in Chicago actually

RON: really DAVE: when when Chicago decided that

you need to pay taxes yeah to watch

Netflix RON: oh because because if you could

afford Netflix you could afford to pay

more taxes DAVE: so the thing is Netflix is a

global company RON: yeah DAVE: and I think they're

headquartered in San Francisco RON: true DAVE: so

why wouldn't you just say fuck you we're

not collecting this tax RON: because they out

they they they went after they the whole

what that the the luxury tax I think

they call it DAVE: it's it's an entertainment

a virtual entertainment tax RON: yeah if you

could afford to pay that you could

afford more DAVE: right but how can they

enforce you paying it RON: uh well I mean

even the IRS has done stuff like that as

well though they they they want you to

self- claim you have to is to DAVE: sure but

this is a city of Chicago tax they have

no jurisdiction over RON: again I'm sorry you

said the city of Chicago and you're

questioning taxes DAVE: I if I ran Netflix or

or whatever fuckin company I would just

say go ahead and take the money come to

my office and take the money I fucking

dare you what are they going to do RON: come

to your office and take the money DAVE: no

they're not oh they're going to come and

take the money RON: please uh we we are the

city of

Al Capone I I mean come on it's one of by

the way we do not live in the city of

Chicago I I don't want the fuckin

Beetle Juice the old mayor the current

mayor who is I I don't even know what

the hell he is and DAVE: worse they found they

found the worst mayor in in the world

and then she wasn't bad enough so they

got a worse

one RON: actually it's funny there was a guy

who did the uh a Google maps of how that

mayor got elected and it was the high

crime neighborhoods that elected him

because he's the anti- cop DAVE: of course RON: so

if you're CPD Brothers I'm and sisters

I'm sorry get the fuck out of that City

I I I believe uh Florida and I believe

they're hiring for cops

because DAVE: you don't you don't want no

Chicago cops RON: no I mean I love the CH I

love CPD they were great DAVE: what's wrong

with you RON: I I mean I had to I

business-wise I had to deal with them

and I've always enjoyed what because

they're funny they're good people're

DAVE: assholes RON: yeah I mean yeah a couple times

DAVE: my father was a CPD RON: was he DAVE: yeah

RON: oh no that's a it's

a I wasn't a criminal so they I mean

there there a few times they DAVE: yeah but if

you walk at night then you're a

criminal which I did sometimes RON: okay you

you have your hoodie on DAVE: yes RON: no but there

you go that's the problem DAVE: and I used to

carry on my my butterfly knife RON: which it

was legal in the city of Chicago DAVE: yeah

yeah they actually did let me keep it

though RON: that's why that's what I'm saying

they're cool they have a you know if you

kill someone and you had a Justified

reason they're just like okay throw them

in the lake we won't write the report

well DAVE: so funny story my my dad actually

did shoot a guy it it was ruled

Justified it was in the papers actually

uh I think it was in 1990 ish or 91 some

somewhere around there uh and we had the

newspaper clipping I don't know if they

still have it RON: huh DAVE: but uh yeah he end up

he had to shoot a guy he didn't have to

he wanted to RON: the funny story I tell

about Chicago is I mean Chicago place

they they are what they are and they're

they're they can only do so much and

so the neighborhoods back in the day in

Chicago the the neighborhoods took care

of their own neighborhoods that that's

that's long gone because the Millennials

moved in and they they don't know how to

do it but there was one particular

neighborhood in Chicago that if you

fucked around in that neighborhood you

found out and how you found out was they

would strip you naked and throw you in

the river and the News every once I

reported well there's a naked guy pull

out the river and they never knew what

neighborhood was doing it I still today

they don't know which neighborhood it

was but it's amazing that they just

stripped you naked and tossed you in the

river now the problem with the Chicago

River is it's literally full of sewage

DAVE: yep RON: because they they they we chop up

our sewage and we push it into the river

and we send it wherever it goes I don't

know where it goes I I take a shit in a

toilet I flush it it went somewhere DAVE: well

it used it used to go into the lake

RON: they reversed it DAVE: 100 years ago they they reversed

it and and there's a funny story about

that uh the city of St Louis

they they they brought up a lawsuit

because and they said you're not sending

your shit down to us so they sued him

and I think it went to the Supreme Court

and and so Chicago in the middle of the

night somebody pulled the lever and

nobody knows who did it RON: oh yeah DAVE: but they

but their flow reversed and they said oh

sorry go ahead and sue us RON: what are you

going to do DAVE: what are you going to do we

can't can't reverse it RON: that's like mayor

Daley DAVE: it's exactly it's the same thing

they've been yeah tradition RON: we had two

mayor Daleys we had the the slum landlord

in the 60s um who he beat you up if you

didn't pay your rent he literally as

mayor went knocking on his do collecting

his rent which I thought was kind of

cool then his son took over the 90s

maybe late 80s early 90s whatever um and

after 911 he was still mayor and he

woned to no fly zone over Chicago and

their Federal the FAA goes yeah we're

not doing that and he goes well I'm just

going to close the airport they go you

can't close that airport on a Sunday

night mayor Daley rolled in construction

equipment and cut x's in the runways of

the mig's um miggs field and that airport

was closed DAVE: I remember that RON: and it never

reopened and actually we got a nice

concert venue out of it um DAVE: yeah what

didn't they what did they put there RON: is

it concert concert hall I saw Buck

Cherry there I didn't even know who Buck

Cherry was at the time and was funny cuz

I lived in the I lived in the Gold Coast

at the time and we were at a

neighborhood bar and I could see there

was this band there I didn't know who

they were but so we started talking to

them come to find out it was buck fuckin

cherry and they were playing the next

night we were seeing them the next night

um yeah and it was it's a great concert

DAVE: we used to go smelting down there RON: snagging? yeah

DAVE: yeah RON: so my my um I moved to Chicago

because my mom got remarried after my

dad died

and my oh Jesus Christ my stepdad's dad

so my step-grandfather he used to make

the he would lead in anchors he he would

sell the snaggy ones on the little we

had a little section of um it wasn't the

Chicago River it was the lake DAVE: Lake

Michigan RON: that kind of went in to a Inlet

I guess and the salmon loved to hang out

there and instead of like putting a worm

on a hook you just snag their asses DAVE: well

we did smelt so smelt are these little

tiny uh kind of like minnows but bigger

RON: oh DAVE: and you you you net you put Nets

across the the boat docks RON: oh we're

talking about something else okay

different DAVE: well I mean we would get trout

too the trout would just come right up

and then you fishing net it and pull

them out RON: no during mating season okay so during

Ming season the salmon would come into

this little area that wasn't anything

but just a area and you would cast out

your line and then you would just pull

it back like this and you would snag a

salmon DAVE: I believe it there used to be lot

I mean it they all died out in the mid

90s late ' 90s RON: oh really DAVE: I I mean I

don't know what changed but well I don't

believe salmon are native to to to Lake

Michigan I believe they were stocked

DAVE: well I mean even the smelt though like

you would dip the net in wait RON: so it's

a fish DAVE: yeah RON: Oh I thought it was

a a fishing Technique DAVE: No well no it's a

little smelt RON: like I'm smelting something

I'm melting something DAVE: like this and uh

RON: the fuck you do with a little fish like

that DAVE: well you fry them whole we were we

were Italian my mom side is Italian RON: I'm

sorry to hear that DAVE: what's wrong with

Italian RON: no my wife's Italian DAVE: talking

about Al Capone RON: she going to smack me in

the DAVE: I actually have ties to Al Capone do

you know that RON: do you really DAVE: don't fuck

around with me

no but it's a little smelt in in Italian

tradition we would do like fish on

Christmas Eve so we would get fuckin

pounds of these fuckers out of the lake

for free and then you you fry them up

and you just eat them whole you could

take the head off but you you don't have

to you can eat them a whole you eat the

bones and

everything RON: so uh we're going to be doing

recipes on uh non head bone eaten stuff

DAVE: no keep you got to keep the heads RON: why DAVE: uh

you make stock RON: oh your soup stock out of

fish brains smelt brain DAVE: that's right RON: oh

yeah we're going to be doing uh recipes

and St like that that non fish brain

related cuz that's gross DAVE: well I'll do

the fish one I'll do the fish one

RON: okay I mean I'm up for eating about

anything and I've eaten a lot of stuff

but monkey brains and fish brains I'm

not real sure about DAVE: I mean Brains Brains

are pretty good actually you know we

have the the Tacos El gordos over here

in Vegas RON: I'm sure I've eaten them and

not known about it I eat a lot of

Mexican restaurants DAVE: they have brains on

the menu but they never have them in

stock but it's the best taco filling

meat absolutely RON: brain DAVE: it's so good

RON: okay well I don't know where we go from

here after fish brains DAVE: well I mean it's

now I'm starting kind to feel kind of

hungry and you were talking you were

going to talk about gardening right like

you can RON: right I want to talk about like

well I'm more about prepping uh for for

the upcoming you know events that are

going to happen this year uh you I mean

we can do cooking techniques as well I

guess sure DAVE: well I mean did you have one

planned for this week RON: no I did not DAVE: oh my

God this was the one thing RON: how dare I

DAVE: the one thing RON: I was more about planning for

what to do in the case of uh a Civil War

what do you think about that you he

about the Civil War that's coming DAVE: it's

interesting because like the first Civil

War it was you know one line separating

North into South RON: right we knew who yeah

DAVE: and and but now it's like the guy next

door could be out of his fucking mind RON: and and

it's true but I you know I'm a

Libertarian and I'm I a conspiracy

theorist I I love that I love looking

into different things the thing about

being a conspiracy theorist you could be

nutty or you can be an irrational one it's

it's the puzzle that I like so I take an

event and I start putting it together

you know you do the corners first and

you work the edge it's like putting a

puzzle together DAVE: and then soon you're

like Charlie on uh on Sunny in

Philadelphia with the big

board RON: Always Sunny you gota love that um

DAVE: I'll edit that Meme in yeah I'll do that

later RON: there you go you know I've got the

pins and the strings going back I'm not

I'm not that much of conspiracy theorist

but uh no it's it's the a to get a

little serious here and take the funny

away I don't know if I want to do that

because it's kind of funny

um we're letting know these immigrants

into the country or the the new visitors

is what the government's calling them

now we don't want to call them illegals

or or anything like that cuz it's

apparently it's it's uh we're shaming

them um but uh I don't know it's I've

always I've been trying to figure out

why we're letting in all these you know

all these people and early on it was

families and stuff and I'm like all

right whatever I'm not really for it but

if you're a family I guess but then it's

changed DAVE: well so I so I'm uh I'm like

like super open borders except you got

to have no welfare right like I so what

I want is no welfare for anyone no

social security none of this bullshit

and if you want to come here okay you're

on your own you know RON: but that's not

what's going on I mean DAVE: no I I I agree

it's not it's not what's going on like

something RON: I mean our tax dollars are

going to pay for these guys have

DAVE: absolutely RON: $2,000 a month I think on

their card yeah and New York's GI New

York is literally giving them 10 $1,000

a month I damn near I'm ready to fly to

Acapulco DAVE: now does that include the hotel

room or RON: no the hotel room's free DAVE: oh my

God and it's not free no someone's

paying for it RON: no no no if I crossed the

border and I PID well I'm not going to

go be racist here but if I were to come

across as a Mex as a as a non-american

they'll put me up in a hotel yeah and

give me $10,000 a month DAVE: well if you're

productive I I don't think you get shit

I think they kick you out RON: well you're

productive DAVE: yeah that's why they kick you

out they don't want you here RON: well

they're not kicking anybody out but me

they might kick me out but they're not

kicking out the people coming across the

border DAVE: right RON: and they're given I mean

DAVE: well so that's the thing is like I I

don't like

this empower the government to kick

people out thing because you know what

what makes you think you're a

citizen RON: oh yeah like yeah you and Travis

get this whole DAVE: like so fucking what you

were born here we we've decided you

don't count as a citizen anymore and you

know Jose does RON: I mean we can if we can

have like a a reality show where we can

like kick people out of the country and

I don't mean just illeg let them be the

audience let's kick out Real Americans

I'm all good with that you know you you

got you got to earn your way with like

applause or votes um yeah I'm okay with

that but I don't think that's how it's

set up but I mean

it's I mean right now DAVE: I mean so they do

they do enforce uh immigration on on

Venezuelans

RON: no they don't DAVE: on Cubans RON: they're not

enforcing shit DAVE: oh dude Cubans cannot get

in here for shit RON: oh come on they're DAVE: if

you show up in a raft in Florida they

are sending your ass back to Cuba they

do not want ex-communist here that's

DeSantis though I mean that's not their DAVE: no

it's the federal government oh they

absolutely don't want ex communist here

RON: but Venezuela emptied their prisons and

sent them up this way DAVE: that's prisoners

that's different oh but if you're a

Venezuelan fleeing

Maduro, fuck you go home we don't take

you here RON: oh so we're only taking the

prisoners DAVE: no well we're only taking the

well they actually screen for criminals

and say oh you're a criminal go on

through DAVE: go on through RON: go on through I

mean so come on over DAVE: that's why they're

cutting razor wire and like and like

looking at these areas that are high

traffic areas and specifically allowing

those to go through like they're they're

screening for criminals to let criminals

through RON: so speaking of this is govern

let's talk about Governor Abbott for a

second DAVE: Texas? RON: yeah I I mean I want to

think he has the best intentions and

what he's doing but the Democrats are

kind of embracing what he's doing I know

DAVE: I I think he's always been a fuckin

asshole RON: I think he I I think he's

complicit with the Democrat Party DAVE: well

he's what's the I don't want to say he's

a RINO because like he has a lot of

these hardcore goofy ass Republican

beliefs but

like he really wants to crack down hard

on this abortion thing for example you

know and he's

anti-drugs I think he did I think he did

actually say something good about

psychedelics because he took them

himself but you know why would he have

to wait for him to do it for it to be

okay for RON: well I'm just I'm more

concerned that he's competent with the

Democrat Party because DAVE: well it's all one big party

RON: yeah I guess it's the uniparty but I

was just thinking like you know the

governors would be would be separated

from that but maybe they're not DAVE: Texas is

a really fucked up Place have you ever

been to Texas RON: yeah I've been I've been I

actually went to Waco Texas DAVE: yeah RON: and

unfortunately um when so I I basically for

work I had to be in Texas my wife came

out and joined me and uh we hit like

Houston Dallas I had to do a whole

circle there and we went to Waco I I I

typically like to visit places that um

the federal government's fucked up and

done some stupid shit there so I went to

the Waco

Memorial and unfortunately I had to

learn what abortion by fire was uh no

it's it's the they the the federal

government apparently this is my opinion

I could be wrong I'll will be sued by

the the FBI knock it on my door um they

they trapped all those women and

children in that in that escape tunnel

and they and they all burned to death

and apparently when you're pregnant and

you're on fire you abort your baby and

that's abortion by fire DAVE: jeez RON: um yeah I

it's the visual I didn't really want but

it's stuck in my head now so um I also

visited the other uh uh not as popular

uh government um interference there's a

there was a biker rally it wasn't even

that it was a it was a state meeting in

Texas about the aate I think it's aate

it's a bunch of motorcycle groups it's a

state organization they get together and

it was in Waco one year and uh they

arrested I don't know hundreds of bikers

and they claimed they had weapons and uh

they were counting the chain that goes

to your belt loop onto your wallet as a

weapon DAVE: yeah RON: um it it's I'm I'm kind of a

biker a little bit so I kind of a biker

kind of a hippie kind of a redneck I'm

kind of a little bit of everything um

but that kind of bothered me because

these guys were literally trying to

they're a political group that gets

together yeah there were some 99

percenters and there was some one so 1%

of us in the biker Community is the

Outlaws the 99% is everybody else um and

they just kind of like went in and got

real forceful and arrested a bunch of

bikers um DAVE: so speaking of Texas uh they

um you know know Uvaldi where they they

had that school RON: fuck uvaldi DAVE: so the in

the independent investigator just

concluded that the police did nothing

wrong RON: holy shit DAVE: that was that came out

today

RON: Uvaldi Texas is the actual

reason well Uvaldi and Parkland

Florida are the two reasons why I C I

cannot be a blue life matter supporter

DAVE: that's the only reason? RON: well there's I

mean I get me I do I grew up in Chicago I

got oh I got beat up in Chicago by cops

I got pushed up I deserved that was a

fuckin shitthead um and I I it's just

one of those things where I want to

support the police but when fuckin 60

officers stand outside of a school when

children are being murdered and they do

nothing and they except arrest so ARR

parent yeah so the the one one Hispanic

woman who was working who she was a she

worked in the the the

fields um in Tex- in Uvaldi and she ran

to the school and a Federal Officer

handcuffed her DAVE: yeah RON: and she knew some

youal officers there and she's like un

handcuffed me I want to get my kid so

they unhandcuffed her but they still

stopped her from going into the school

but um after this all was over she was

doing interviews DAVE: yeah RON: and the the text I

don't know if was you already police or

the county or the state they said ma'am

you do realize you're on parole and if

you keep saying this kind of stuff we're

going to revoke your parole and put you

in prison um I forget her name I can

look it up at some point if I need to

but uh a lawyer stepped in and goes uh

yeah they can't do that say what you

want I'll defend you so she started

telling her story about being handcuffed

and pre they were preventing her from

getting her kids when they stood so I

happened to be in Texas on the year

anniversary of Uvaldi and what I thought

was kind of cool the church in Uvaldi

Texas they did a uh they rang the bell

for 56 minutes I believe it was 56

minutes and they said this is the amount

of time the cops stood outside the

school while these kids were being

murdered so I props to that church oh

speaking of

churches not really going to go down a

religious route here but DAVE: we'll get there

eventually RON: North Carolina guy run for

governor seen this dude DAVE: no RON: oh dear God

he's hysterical and I hope he wins he's

a black dude and he's a preacher

and he is just like uh I we'll have to

post a video sometime in the future

we'll post a video but let's just say he

started his speech out with I'm running

for governor of uh of of North Carolina

and I'm gonna say something that's not

real popular there's two genders in this

country and that is it and he goes on

this right you could be cut up you could

be made up but you're still what God

Made You And what watch the video it's

really kind of cool so uh I I kind of

give him props too I kind of hope he

wins cuz uh this this we're going down a

weird Road in this Society um yeah I

don't even know anymore because I I've

always been very open and I support

everybody I don't care be what you want

to be but don't force me to to to accept

certain things I just I can't do it uh I

don't mind if we got trans I don't mind

being gay I really don't care but

I mean okay so ah fuck I I've I've

always been supportive of the trans

Community because I actually find

entertaining in Chicago I would to

Hamburger Marys a lot hamburger Marys is

is is it's a it's a trans restaurant and

DAVE: we have one here I RON: so actually just

reopened actually we were talk DAVE: well we

were talking about that and I drove by

there and it it looks like they're not

open they RON: I drove by like two weeks ago

and they look like they were they look

like it's weird I can't tell yeah I I

think a CO kind of shut them down yeah

for sure and because I think where they

are they can stay shut down for a while

but there was cars in the parking lot

okay but the funny story is so

um um my my wife and I and well my son

too was we were friends with the lesbian

couple and the lesbian couple ran a uh

it was a cat rescue which then

eventually turned into a dog and cat

rescue and we were trying to help them

out and and doing a lot of stuff to to

to get get to fundraise for them we've

always helped them out and the the two

lesbians that ran it we went out to

dinner with one time at hamburger

Marys and uh um mind you I've been to

Hamburger Marys there a lot because I

like their bingo it was uh they did a

Monday night Bingo and let's I mean well

okay so I'm six I'm a big dude okay kind

I gives you an idea um the the the the

guy who I'm sorry the woman who ran it

was well let's say bigger than me and

this motherfucker in a dress in Hils

would dance on the tables um I wouldn't

even dance at the tables he was bigger

than me so uh so I got to know a lot of

the waitstaff there and we we really

enjoyed going there and we were there

with this this lesbian couple and my

wife had go to the bathroom and the wait

the waitress named Barbie kind of slid

in next to me kind of pushed me over and

her and I were kind of like flirting and

kind of having a good time and then she

walks away then let couple's like wh

what what what just happened here I go

what do you mean they go you were

flirting with her I go well yeah I'm

allowed to my wife allows me to flirt

with her well because she's a dude but I

look at her as a woman I'm not not

hating not not hating she was a woman

but my my wife's like yeah go

ahead so yeah it was I I've always

enjoyed hamburger

Marys okay going down some weird Roads here

DAVE: you want to move to uh well L for the

week RON: I don't know the one thing I want

to talk about though what what what time

are we one more uh where are we at here

um DAVE: it's been about 30 minutes RON: yeah I I

do want to talk about one thing I I do

want to talk about the I don't I'm not

going to dwell on this I'm just going to

set this up for probably another show is

it's it's a fire in the panhandles in

Texas um 88% of our

cattle is inol is in the pan handles of

Texas and the fires are

killing a lot of cattle and the ones

they're not killing their hooves are

melting and I'm sorry I don't want to be

you know disrespect for people that love

animals cuz I I love animals and I love

to eat

animals on dogs and cats love them cows

love to eat

them guys see where I am with that so I

can set the stage on this one but

uh yeah I

it's so the the the fires the wild fires

in the panle of Texas is kind of

mimicking the fires in Hawaii uh was

that about six months ago DAVE: um August

started in August RON: yeah

um I I don't want to get into a lot of

this yet because I am a bit of a

conspiracy theorist

and it kind of similar to the how that

how that

transpired uh even Biden so all right

hold on so apparently if you use a laser

to burn shit a certain color does not

get burned by the laser and I believe

the color is blue so if you have a Blue

Roof your house doesn't burn but the N

the houses around you burn and if we

could show videos we can't just yet um

but Politico has a an article online

that's got Biden saying that yeah I mean

again it's it's Biden talking so we

don't know what's actually true and

coming out of that fuckin Mushmouth

mouth DAVE: look man come on man yeah RON: um

that's if you can even understand the

words coming out but he is like I was

looking at all the houses and all the

burning there and I saw a house in the

Blue Roof and it was fine and the rest

of the houses were burned down so all

the conspiracy theorists literally at

one time we all stood up and go what the

fuck did he just

say

and I mean and that's kind of the whole

thing with

Hawaii um where it's like certain houses

didn't burn certains de and I'm not

going to get into the missing children

of Hawaii because I believe it's in

around the 2000 Mark and I'm kind of

watching the panhandle of Texas and see

if children come up missing there it's

it's disgusting DAVE: well here on Politifact it

just false yes it's they they they fact

checked it and it's false yeah I didn't

read the the article no no I saw the

video but but there's a big false so it

must be false right oh it's RON: yeah I'm

sorry if they say it's false it's false

I'm wrong I I didn't see him say that I

didn't see those words come out of his

mouth mumbling and yeah but DAVE: let's see

Biden did say it it's actually true but

we're going to rule it false because of

RON: oh okay yeah he did say it but it's

false it's false because he's got

dementia and he's not he's not able to

stand trial for his do

DAVE: he kept the fact check on the he wore

the construction helmet

backwards RON: he's done a lot of stupid shit

man and oh God I don't even want to get

into the 82 million people that voted

for him or I mean keep in mind come from

Chicago I think we both do vote already

vote often kind of thing let DAVE: let's save

this for for next week RON: that's a rabbit

hole we don't want to go down right now

but I guess the reason content the

reason I'm kind of bringing this up is

is we are we we we are kind of doing a a

podcast for two different reasons one

kind of talk about current events and

politics and the other one to talk about

ways to survive the what might be coming

we we're not going to sell fear here

we're really not but shit could go

sideways and we just want people to know

kind of what to do Dave here is going to

set up computer stuff that you can do

and kind of ahead of time I'm going to

focus on you know food prepping and

prepping in general um you know what

what kind of generators have and I do

believe you should have more than one

generator um looking at solar generators

gas generators um you really need to

kind of figure that out but we're we're

going to get to all that uh right now

prep meat I'm sorry i' I've heard the

interviews and they say oh no no even

though it's a huge number of cattle we

have here that are dying it should not

affect the price of of meat um you know

and it would if it did affect the price

of meat it wouldn't be till the fall

when we go to market go to Au DAVE: beef has

already double since Co yeah and and

that's 10% RON: yeah and the you know to me

it's just like it's I I can Commit This

to the gas if there's an event in the

oil industry that changes you know an

oil leak or oil rig got you know down

for maintenance gas prices shoot up

that same day um they don't go down as

quick as they went up and I'm kind of

looking at meat the same way these

grocery stores are I mean we're we're

basically getting to the point where

we're going to have one company owning

all the grocery stores in this country

and that's going to be a sad day in this

country DAVE: I hope it's Costco RON: it's going to be

Kroger Kroger yeah oh my God Kroger's

buying up everything DAVE: well didn't they

just get denied for their they they were

merging with Albertson RON: sure they got

denied yeah today tomorrow so a little

bit of more um you you know money to the

the campaign funds of Congress and that

shit'll be changed well DAVE: so what do you

what do you recommend for um like

freezers or or is there another way you

like to store it RON: well I mean you know

you can go to freezers I've got like

here at my house I've got I've got a

couple freezers here in my garage and

I've got obviously a fridge and fridge

in my I've got a a fridge and ref a

freezer and fridge in my house a fridge

and freezer in my garage and I have

another standup freezer here I also have

a small freezer that I don't use right

now but that is for if shit goes

sideways I would rather let my generator

run the small freezer than the big

freezers um so we need you need to look

into getting a bunch of meat your in

your freezer because so you don't have

to eat the bugs because once the meat is

no longer edible we're eating bugs

people that's what they're pushing for

Bill Gates is all these millionaires

DAVE: bugs bugs aren't that bad you know I

mean RON: I mean I don't mind having bugs for

dessert or something I mean I'll eat a

roach I don't give a shit but I want a

steak of course I want to eat a cow yeah

DAVE: so do you do like a jerky or RON: well that's

the thing it's like you know learn learn

how to do jerky jerky is is self stable

for a while um you you want to find ways

to store your meat and but keep in mind

we could lose power and you want to make

sure your your meat stays Frozen so

that's where the solar generators come

into play and if you're GNA have a solar

generator you might you got to have a

gas generator as well just like if you

have an electric car yeah when your car

dies on the side of the Rogue what do

they bring out they bring out a gas

generator charge your car up so uh um

kind of you know look at that with with

how you run your house you you want to

find ways to to keep your meat frozen

you want to find ways to cook your your

meat if we if we lose power in this

country um I'm not saying we will again

I'm not selling fear but I'm saying the

possibility exists DAVE: have you ever heard

of pemmican what's that pkin uh it's uh I

believe it was created by the Native

Americans uh as a way of preserving meat

so what you would do is you would dry uh

smoke it and till it was absolutely dry

and like crumbly and you would pound it

into like a powder and you would mix it

with uh berries and and herbs and then

uh you would pour like Molten beef

Tallow over it and and it would you know

form like a sludge RON: you had me a molten

beef DAVE: well there you go uh and then when

it when it cools it's like a a protein

bar oh there you go and you carry it

around with you and and apparently it

lasts forever like literally forever RON: see

I was going to focus kind of on the

salting of meat cuz I got a lot of fam

in Kentucky and I'm going to tell you

this right now every Barn I've ever

walked into in Kentucky had a p had a

big old chunk of ham H from the rafters

that's been salted DAVE: oh yeah RON: um so yeah

there is ways to have meat without the

the the fridge but I mean the reality is

we're Americans we want our steak we

want it cooked on a grill um so if you

have your generators and so again gas

generators and Soler generators that's

what you should have what you only need

the one gas get a couple different solar

ones of different sizes um you can kind

of play off of that cuz the like the

gener the solar generators that I have

could pretty much run my household um

without power uh except my air

conditioning units I'm I'm actually

working on that right now um hint if any

uh solar generator companies want to

send me some free generators to run my

air conditioners I'll be more than glad

to talk about you on the air well all of

our like five all my two list I was say

two you said five but it's day one so

let's see where we go from this but I'll

do the open box open the box up and and

talk about how cute it is and how fun it

is and uh well no the the cool thing

about the like the soldier generators I

have don't have uh so they don't have

the phase electricity you need the a

phase but now there's some solar

generators coming out where you can plug

in a 220 PL and that's what I need to

run my air conditioners because you need

the A and B phase to run that so again

if you make Soler generators and you

want some free advertisement to two

people I'm right here for you brother I

I will set you up DAVE: so uh what would you

recommend for someone like me I live in

an apartment RON: uh move out of an apartment

get into a house oh DAVE: I mean there's

there's advantages to that RON: no there is I

mean you're you're so it depends on what

you want to power it if you want if you

just want TV well let's say internet

might still be up if the power is down

depending on what kind of Internet you

have um one simple uh what is it I think

of a 5,000 watt uh solar generator

something like that's going to pretty

much run your house DAVE: where would I put

that though RON: it's it's solar so it does

well so you want to put it outside in

the day with this DAVE: well yeah I have a

balcony but like there's a big ass

palm tree RON: yeah but well you need to get

you need to get access to the sun okay

for your for your solar panels I mean

I've got there's some solar panels there

I got some solar panels behind my

toolbox there but you can also do a gas

generator to charge them DAVE: I don't think

they would like that RON: well but you can

also go you could also drive down the

street and and just and run it okay so

my all my solar generators get power I

mean there's one I I don't I don't

believe I have one there's one solar

generator you can actually charge at the

car charging stations um so you there

DAVE: it's like a battery RON: yeah it's it's

basically like a battery back up for

your computer okay you you plug your

computer DAVE: I have I have huge uh surge

protectors RON: yeah okay so that's that's

all it is yeah DAVE: but mine only last like

30 minutes RON: right so these are bigger uh

I think the ones I have can run my

fridge for I think two days run my TV

for a while because I'm gonna be

watching TV because uh I mean in all

reality if shit goes sideways I don't

have a lot of like ways of watching

movies I have a DVD player I believe

somewhere I can dust that off and plug

it in I don't really have a lot of

movies but I'm goingon to go rob the

Goodwill and still a whole bunch of

fuckin movies uh because I'm assuming

they're going to be closed two of the

powers out so I'm just going to go take

what I want but they got like walls and

walls of DVD players or DVDs that I can

watch cuz uh yeah when shit goes

sideways it may go bad um again not

selling fear not saying that's what's

going to happen but it could guys I mean

and women guys and girls we don't want

to be you know and whatever else is out

there but

uh I I I just we we just that's what

we're doing here we're trying we're

we're being comical and funny and cutesy

about this but uh the reality is we all

know um you know Trump obviously is

pretty much locked up the Republican

primary and because h Haley B what the

fuck is her last name NY Nikki Haley I

believe it's

DAVE: Nimrata RON: um she was staying in she was trying

to make just Trump trump spend money to

bankrupt him because with that and with

all the uh what $5 million $500

million they're they're they were trying

to bankrupt him and we're Libertarians

so I'm not necessarily supporting Trump

um and I won't I will not vote for Trump

as long as the Libertarians present as a

a good candidate for president but the

reality is I want Trump to win over

Biden or over whoever they uh switch out

Biden with because Harris oh dear God if

she's gonna run I you

know people joke about I Trump wins I'm

moving to Canada if Harris wins I'm

moving somewhere not Canada but

somewhere probably to an island where I

can just be my own government DAVE: you're not

you're not a fan of Big Mike RON: uh big mike?

DAVE: big Mike RON: don't know who Big Mike is uh

is that her husband or something uh well

DAVE: that's Obama's husband RON: oh go oh dude God

we are not we Susy not going there happy

birthday Mike was trending DAVE: I know I know

you you one of your plans was to get

banned from YouTube within the first two

episodes so but I think that just did it

they should RON: Michelle Obama has a dick

okay that should get his BN from from

YouTube I I I don't know if she does I'm

not looking I don't want you know but

they they have named the dude I mean he

was a he lived in Washington state he

was a football player you you uh DAVE: I don't

know I looked I remember looking into

this a while ago and and like the photos

they put up were just

fake but but there legitimately are no

pictures of her

pregnant RON: yeah DAVE: and there was that one

clip on the Ellen show where they were

dancing and was up and and slow it down

and zoom in on a certain part and you'll

know what I'm talking about RON: I'm going to

turn to Dice Man here there was tree

trunk DAVE: yes RON: oh dear you reach up the skirt

and you feel tree trunk DAVE: um I can't

explain I just I'm not saying she's a

guy but I don't know how to explain that

RON: yeah shit we're we're GNA be kicked off

the internet DAVE: that's fine yeah that's why

that's why we're hosting on the dark

wieb yeah RON: or or or that we just CU

we're in my garage if you haven't

noticed with all this shit behind me

here um we'll just open up the garage

door we'll just have a live studio

audience of whoever's walking the dog

there you go they'll just stop and

watching and we'll be like hey look at

us we're just sitting here having a good

time and they'll call the cops on us and

the SWAT tea roll up live studio

DAVE: audience we get popular enough

RON: yeah oh yeah you talking about Big

Mike's Gonna Get Us real popular DAVE: I think

it will RON: actually in Nevada it

might because I don't care how we how

how our election results figure out

we're not a blue state state because I

I've talked to people I've talked to a

lot of people um we in Nevada apparently

in Clark County we count to whoever wins

whoever we want to win wins whether they

actually got the votes or not yeah I get

it I'm I'm I'm a election I'm not

election denier I admit they happened

they did happen I'm not saying they

didn't I'm just saying the results is

Biden didn't get 82 million votes and

Obama only got

68 that just doesn't seem right and then

you got the the the graph you know how

graphs usually go like up and down up

and down when wind goes straight up yeah

kind of a problem for me DAVE: I you know that

was the uh the the the bailing dump at 3

in the morning after the pipe burst and

all the all the Watchers had gone home

RON: at 3: in the morning which is totally

legitimate yeah oh it had to be legit I

mean you know pipe burst all the time

with no water on the floor no bot got

destroyed and then there's the ballot

boxes that people were just stuffing in

ballots although I mean in all

seriousness watch fuckin battle boxes

people if you got a battle box in your

town maybe get a little people watching

that and recording what's going on with

that batt box DAVE: public photography it's

legal RON: that's right if you're on public

property you can record you cannot

trespass your eyes if you can see it

from public property which again ballot

boxes are on public property keep them

on

video because

uh yeah it's going to be an interesting

uh November DAVE: so you want you want to get

to our Tech topic for RON: sure yeah by all

means because I pretty much just

probably got everyone hating me now

every liberal but go Ahad DAVE: so yeah uh I

know we were talking at the Meetup one

day and uh we were talking about this

like d a podcast yep and uh I brought

something up that that would have been

would have been a good topic and and and

you came back the next week and said hey

what if we call the the the podcast the

canary in the cage yep and the reason

you said that was because what I brought

up was something called a warrant Canary

yep and uh I don't think you had heard

of it before RON: no I have not DAVE: and actually

most people in the tech world have not

heard of it either right it's it's I

don't know why it's not more popular but

uh so imagine you run let's say an email

service RON: okay DAVE: and the government comes to

you and says hey that guy Dave on your

email service is doing some shady shit

we want you to spy on

him okay uh but this is a gag order or

this is a I forget what they call it but

you're not allowed to tell me your

customer that you're spying on me for

the government RON: oh yeah the CIA is

involved in this right FBI yeah DAVE: so so

the warrant Canary is essentially a way

for you to tell me that I might be

getting spied on without you breaking

that that law oh okay how do I do that

yeah so so essentially warrant Canary is

is kind of a dead man switch um a dead

man switch is something that you have to

manually update and if you don't do that

it it triggers an alarm and and that's

why it's kind of like the the canary in

the cage that's how it got the name it's

It's associated with that so the canary

when it dies for lack of a better term

you know something's wrong RON: get the fuck

out DAVE: so so we have we actually have one

on our website yeah uh thecanaryinthecage.com

and if you scroll to the bottom

you see the little Canary guy and he and

he's yelling at you because I have an

auto Val RON: what what am I married to him

oh no that's my wife sorry there you go

oh shit I hope she doesn't listen to

this so DAVE: so every month I go and manually

update the canary and upload it to the

website uh and if I don't do that then

this canary will say something different

it'll it'll it'll let you know

something's fucked up something RON: okay DAVE: so

if we ever receive some kind of

government warrant or or gag order or

who the fuck knows what I can just not

update that Canary and all the listeners

will will know about it RON: so if Canary

Canary leaves the cage get off our

website DAVE: yeah basically what it is RON: but if

it doesn't stay on our website and spend

a lot of

time doing whatever we have on our

website I mean it's small right now but

we're hoping to make millions of dollars

off our website DAVE: so I I wrote some

JavaScript uh which which automatically

validates the canary for you and that's

how it knows how to generate this text

uh but if you click on if you click on

the little Canary you'll get the actual

file RON: oh DAVE: and and you can run the

validator tool yourself which is which

is better because you don't have to

trust our website because our website

could get compromised as well for

example RON: Yeah so basically it's it's if

the government tells you you can't talk

about it you you don't talk about about

it because they lock you up DAVE: right but

but I'm not talking about it right

RON: you're not talking about it it canus

flies away or dies and everyone knows

that's the way to get around the

government guys DAVE: so yeah so there's a

website called Canarytail.org and and

what they're trying to do is come up

with RON: a are they sponsor DAVE: no oh but I I

did do some open source work for them um

because I I'm really interested in this

project I think it's great RON: okay DAVE: uh so

what they're trying to come up with a

global standard yeah for these canaries

because right now it's kind of like a

website a does it how they want and

website B does it but and there's no

standard that that you can you know

apply to all of them so uh RON: okay DAVE: I've

been talking to this guy I think he's a

really busy guy because he doesn't get

back to me too often or maybe he just

hates my guts I don't know RON: little bit from A

little bit from B who knows DAVE: but uh it's

I mean it's a great tool so he has a

tool this I do and validate the canary

yeah um I I submitted some improvements

hopefully he'll he'll pull the those in

um and the other thing I want to do yeah

the other thing I want to do is is make

a browser add-on RON: oh shit DAVE: yeah you would

install it in your browser and you know

right next to that little green lock

icon yeah yeah I tells you oh this is a

secure site you would have the canary

RON: instead lock you got the or the lock and

the canary whatever DAVE: and the canary would

say oh like your email's being

compromised don't don't trust the email

provider so yeah um you know it's a a

great tool RON: but like on most social media

sites that's already going to be don't

trust them DAVE: oh well absolutely yeah yeah

it's hard for a large scale site to

implement this but but smaller ones you

should all be doing it and and I wrote

the code in a nice clean way you can

steal it from our website go ahead and

take it put it on your own RON: open use DAVE: yeah

um I I want I really want this to get

more popular RON: no actually I do I do like

I joke around a lot but I that's

something that's really cool because

it's a way of getting around the the the

judicial system in this country because

the reality is it's I've always I I've

never really cared who was president

presid or who's elected officials I

always cared about the judicial system

the judges in this country and uh let's

just say in the last couple years

they've let me down um it's disgusting

what they're doing they

uh if we had one true thing it should

have been our judges and it's no longer

true you know after COVID we don't trust

our doctors after the the stilling of

the 2020 election we no longer trust our

judges uh I mean it's Anarchy at this

point so uh dogs and cats living

together screws fall out of the I was

gonna do a breakfast club quote but I

just fucked that up

but um but yeah so but speaking of

sponsors I did reach out to Pfizer and

drove them the premise of our show and

they might be interested in advertising

they're like oh yeah you guys sound like

uh somebody we want to do business with

DAVE: yeah they they'll probably give us some

free samples RON: they they offered free

vaccines to us and all the boosters we

want they're like oh yeah we'll give you

like 20 30 boost boosters no problem

DAVE: make sure you take them all at once oh

yeah get them all yeah RON: let that let that

vaccine kill you obviously we're not

vaccinated um so you might want to stay

away from us because uh if you're

vaccinated uh you know good for you

sorry to hear

that no I've actually got family members

that are and it's disgusting DAVE: well yeah I

mean my my they intimidated the shit out

of my wife they said we're going to fire

you yeah uh and you know she's she

believes that kind of like she she didnt want

do it and she's like but I'm going to

lose my job I said you're not going to

lose your job they're lying they're

bluffing RON: but you know what our country

did during 2020 during their Co shits um

and that's kind of why it took me a

while but that's we started DAVE: more news

from today uh New York the same Leticia

James that that went nuts on Trump RON: yeah

DAVE: has subpoena the former Governor

Cuomo to answer for putting people into

nursing homes RON: yeah DAVE: I mean that's huge

yeah

RON: no and Cuomo was he was wrong for doing

that he was he was killing old people

you know you have to look at like that

you know when you look at the co virus

it it was more detrimental to the

elderly community and apparently the

vaccine is more detrimental to our youth

of America um you know you can believe

me or not but there's there's been some

a lot of unusual deaths and

and I DAVE: high school students always always

had heart attacks RON: yeah I know yeah DAVE: you

remember growing up like lost I I lost

like seven or eight friends RON: of course I

mean a day a day he's just dropping dead

because we were playing football

basketball and we just dropped dead it's

it's a shame and but I just want you

know and this is something else we're

going to focus on I'm gonna we're going

to be talking about ways to to keep say

healthy in this environment um I can't

use certain words but there are home

remedies that do work that you don't

need big Pharma to to protect you on um

big Pharma you know I actually the the

one the one thing the the one video I

love the most I I saw it was a guy I

once you hit a hundred the media pays

attention to you so I've got like I

don't know uh 46 more years 45 more

years govern to the media pays attention

to me and this dude's like uh I drink

whiskey every day and I don't take pharmaceutical

medication that's how I've lived this

long and I'm like that motherfucker is

my best friend from now until he dies in

5 years or 10 years I hope he lives

forever because that's how I live my

life I don't take pharmaceutical

medication and I drink whiskey um I'm

not saying I'm drinking whiskey right

now CU I'm drinking coffee is cuz it's a

coffee cup so there you go that must be

coffee in there but uh there are

alternative medic there shit there are

alternative methods out there to protect

your body and to give your immune system

a fighting chance DAVE: I mean I just take

vitamins RON: vitamins are good but I mean

you know but again you don't know what

junks in that vitamins DAVE: well I mean you

don't know what junks in any junk really

RON: well I mean one of my biggest thing is

raw honey I know what's in that you

those bees are putting in there bees

shit I I don't know if it's bee shit

DAVE: honey is good uh I I'm I'm not a sweet

guy I I don't like the sweet stuff RON: yeah

but I mean it it's bacteria it's

anti-inflammatory it's got a lot of

healing properties and there's you know

you can't heat it above

180° because you'll lose that but there

there are natural remedies out there you

know c c cumin cumin whatever that

fucker is DAVE: I love cumin RON: yeah but that's

the kind of stuff you know even cayenne

pepper yeah um cayenne pepper is really

good for you the metals iron magnesium

DAVE: they say turmeric is supposed to be good

RON: turmeric is really

good um so yeah so that's kind of stuff

you can do and we're going to discuss

how to kind of grow this in your own you

know grow a lot of the stuff in your

garden and how to process it so you know

what's in your medicine what what's in

the this the vitamins you are taking um

to to increase your uh immune system

it's it's going to be tough because we

say the wrong word we there's so many

alphabet agencies that will come after

us so we're we're being very cautious of

how we do this but we are going to

discuss you know and then let's you know

I I just want to do a a real quick thing

on prepping um if you're going to prep

food you know obviously there's a lot of

easy stuff peanut butter crackers nuts

cereal that kind of stuff is really good

for you but let's also not forget about

Fido and uh what's a good cat what's the

good name for a cat what's a general cat

name DAVE: Rex RON: Rex phto and Rex Rex DAVE: Tom RON: oh Tom

Fido and Tom Tom Cat I like that let not

forget about your pets uh prep food for

your pets too people um a lot of the pet

food is made in China that's what you

can use the fish heads for yeah you go I

be funny fun to use for the fish heads

cuz cuz actually literally I was eating

shrip last night and my uh my male cat

was uh he was like he's Tom Cat around

me kind of kind of checking shit out and

uh and am might give him some of the

breading and then some of the extra

shrimp he's like the fuck you giving me

that for I want the Tails he really

wanted the Tails I don't know why he

wanted the Tails he seemed to enjoy them

who am I to stop that um he's his own

person he's his own something he's a

living being um and then uh yeah so I do

have animals I got two cats and two dogs

um Fred's my my big dog and Charlotte's

my small dog um and but but you do want

to protect them and you want to make

sure they got food too so you can you in

lot of ways you can make their you can

make your own dog food with chicken rice

carrots apparently dogs love carrots

because every time I put carrots in

their food they're just like really give

me more uh but chicken you know there's

a lot of stuff you can do but at least

have some dry food on hand in case

something goes sideways I mean just

remember what what was it what we 2024

so uh three four years ago you couldn't

find toal paper still don't understand

that one I still have a lot of questions

on Where the totet paper went cuz we

manufacture toilet paper 24 hours a day

with huge warehouses but yet couldn't

find a rollal toilet paper at the

grocery store um I don't know federal

government have something to do with

that but who knows but I'm always GNA

blame the government for everything goes

wrong with this country probably because

it is the reason government's fault but

um yeah but but take care of your pet as

much as yourself people we need to prep

stuff um you know there's there's a

potential Civil War coming um I don't

really want to go down that route cuz I

really hope it doesn't happen but um we

are letting a lot of people in this

country and we we'll go into this more

detail another show but there's an app

out that if you're in another country

you can download the app and apply for

um Acceptance in the United States and

we'll fly you in free of charge we'll

fly you around the country free of

charge um and it's all young men coming

in the families have stopped

um we we we're basically bringing in

armies and I I and if you really want to

go into my conspiracy theor I believe

the un's a part of this and the UN is is

making sure we because I mean

technically in the United States

Constitution we cannot turn on Military

on our own citizens the patriot kind of

pushes that a little bit but uh um

they're not American citizens they can

come after us but one good things I love

about Americans we love our

guns

and we love we got plenty of guns and

plenty of bullets so if you want to

start some shit DAVE: I actually lost all my

guns in a boating accident RON: yeah you know

I had the same problem DAVE: well really they

sunk DAVE: well they're metal RON: really it happened right

before they passed that law that says

you can't lose your guns that way

anymore know yeah I I I mean I literally

DAVE: I had the expensive one too RON: I know I I

at this point I've got a machete and a

slingshot um and that's that's what I'm

going to protect my my my family with

and my property um but the slingshot it

really shoots lead really quick at you

so you might not want to fuck around and

find out because my slingshots

amazing I have like the best slingshot

in the

world it it makes a loud pop too but it

but understand this it is a slingshot

it's not a

gun I don't own I don't own any guns I

don't know what you're talking about so

DAVE: do we have a plan for next week do you

have a you have a topic RON: oh dear God I've

got so many topics I know what I'm going

to talk about next week I kind of went I

kind of went down a deep Rabbit Hole

DAVE: should we should we give them a sneak

preview RON: well I I don't know where to go

with this because the I mean I don't

want to go too much into this but but I

think I brought up before the missing

children out of Hawaii it's for there's

2,000 kids missing out of Hawaii well

you you can bring that one up yeah but

then but what about Texas is that

there's there's U there's a a group of

uh Missing exploited children

they say that during natural disasters

kids come up missing I but I also don't

want to dwell on that because DAVE: I was

thinking more like what what's the tip

you're gonna talk about RON: let's just keep

it simple um we'll talk about simple

politics because I don't want to do this

deep dive because it's just depressing

um and I I'm going to start talking

about Gardens and learning let's go from

exploited children to Gardens I guess

because gards make me feel so much

better um you know learn what zone

you're in and learn how to grow You Know

cover there's a lot of stuff you can

learn and we'll talk about that that's

kind of where we're going to go next

week because this this week kind of went

a little crazy but it's our first week

so gives give us a a little bit of uh

leeway on this one DAVE: well I think I'm

going to talk about uh secure messaging

apps RON: you you know actually that that

little email trip you gave my wife and I

the other day that was kind of cool so

there there's some stuff we can do um

and and and Dave's actually got a lot of

concept you a lot of ways to handle

stuff even if the internet crashed and

stuff there's there's ways to also you

know keep Communications going and I

think that's important um again we're

not selling fear here we're not but you

know anything could happen right now and

the best day is when when we find out

Dave and I are wrong and I'm okay with

that because that means America is still

strong and we're doing well um I just

think we might have some dark days ahead

of us I think we're going to be just

fine we may have to uh defend that a

little bit but uh I think I'm okay with

that I'll do what I have I mean I think

DAVE: I think the stuff we're teaching is

helpful even even if nothing happens

RON: you're right

andain yeah well I mean seriously if I

teach you if I if I give you advice on

how to grow a garden how to do cover

crops to protect your other plants and

you have a fruitful garden and you know

a year from now two years from now five

years from now nothing bad has happened

but yet you got a basket of fresh fruit

in your house really you're going to be

up that because you could have

GMO latent vegetables like tomatoes that

are like bigger than my head and that's

normal it's not but you'll have smaller

tomatoes that tasted much better and are

much better for your body so so the

reality is no matter what we talk about

here you're going to benefit from it one

way or another um but just be prepared

in case something bad happens that's all

I'm saying DAVE: sounds like a good uh way to

end this show RON: good way to end it up oh

dear God I hope so because there's a lot

I got pee really bad cuz I've been

drinking coffee I've not coffee all

night long DAVE: we will talk to you next week

RON: yep see you next we're going to do a

onewe podcast and uh uh I I think you

know we might add in a a bi-weekly by

bi-weekly we might add in a couple more

podcasts I use word by turns some too

many people on um about like

self-defense classes and stuff like that

um and then uh yeah so we we'll kind of

see where this goes and um once we have

more than one listener that'll help us

out as well and we have ways to make

comments and follow us on um whatever

site we're you're watching it on so we

can hopefully get um some in some input

on what you guys want and we'll uh we'll

be there for you so all right thanks a

lot for

listening DAVE: over and out RON: over and out good

buddy 104 goodbye got go take a 10 10

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