RON: hello everybody this is Ron Morgan with
h the canary in the cage and I have my
partner DAVE: Dave Havlicek RON: so we are here to do
our first uh podcast and we're gonna
kind of see where this goes um so Dave
how you doing today DAVE: I'm doing pretty
good uh I actually came from the office
to get myself registered to run for
Congress for the libertarian party and
it turns out they gave me the wrong
address RON: was that the uh government or
the libertarian party DAVE: uh no the
government RON: ah can't trust either one of
them apparently DAVE: they they told me to go
to one address so I go there and The
woman there says no no you have to go to
the other address and it's already near
closing because I planned it to come
here today and and I'm like I'm
wondering is this on purpose to like
fuck with minor parties yeah because you
know like imagine this was the last day
of filing and I go there to to put my
name on the list and they're like oh
sorry you missed it yeah there's nothing
you can do you can't sue them you you
can't RON: fuckin immunity DAVE: but they oh
sorry it was just a mistake we gave the
wrong address sorry oh this is why I do
everything early by the way RON: you know and
that's that's a funny thing because I uh
when I tell people I'm libertarian some
I get I get some oo and a and I'm like
well give me one government uh
Department that actually runs well do we
know of one DAVE: um I mean they always talk
about roads and
shit RON: do you like the roads I don't like
the roads I've seen some potholes our
potholes have
potholes DAVE: well shit I I tell you we're
both from Chicago RON: yeah DAVE: at least the
roads here are better than Chicago
RON: actually they are but Seattle literally
I I drove into a pothole once and they I
think I found
Narnia no no no these potholes were car
swalling potholes DAVE: oh yeah have you been
to New Orleans RON: oh I love New Orleans
DAVE: have you seen the
potholes RON: I don't drive but I'm drunk DAVE: do
you remember Hurricane Katrina RON: yeah DAVE: they
have not fixed one goddamn Road since
that hurricane I was there two years ago
and it's all fucked up still RON: okay yeah I
was there I was actually uh New Orleans
probably a year ago and uh it was during
the day so I I I was doing it for work
but yeah um I guess the roads were I
didn't pay a lot of attention so I guess
DAVE: I can't it's bad everywhere but okay RON: oh
I I guess before we actually get started
do need to um to honor one thing this is
uh I don't normally want to mention um a
topical thing of the what's going on
today at our podcast because you know
how podcast people listen all the time
but we have a historical event happening
tonight and it's President Joe Biden's
last uh address of the say the nation or
the Union what of the say the Union
Address um and I do want to I I do want
to put out to you know it's a tough job
to do and there there's it's it's just
well let me just cut to this cut to the
chase here um the the the the Jesus
Christ the the um The Interpreter oh my
God DAVE: language
person RON: the language the sign language
interpreter is there's no way he's going
to be able to interpret what Mushmouth
says so we have to really honor this
person whether it be a guy or a girl I
don't know I haven't watched the thing
yet but this person has to interpret
what comes out of Biden's mouth so I I
just want to honor him a little bit
tonight because you know I know I I I
really expect to see his fingers like
all twisted up in a knot but I really
hope he can he can convey to the deaf
Community um what Biden's actually
saying because they need to know what's
that DAVE: don't we get to know what Biden's
saying? RON: well we well that is true um but
I just want the de Community to realize
what kind of a Mushmouth this guy
actually is and I don't want people to
think this is we're just anti-democrat
because we're anti-republican as well um
these
Republicans are just just as bad right
now so um any Republican voters out
there you really need to realize that
you need to vote for people that are
willing to fight because we are in a
situation where we got we got
Republicans who are just sitting on
their hands in Congress right now and we
need to stop this they need to to to put
an into to this because our country is
at risk right now okay that's my little
rant for the for the evening so dave and I
and I go back to the little cross talk
we got going on DAVE: well so I do notice what
uh our third co-host is missing
today uh so you you said uh you ordered
on Amazon that RON: oh yeah yeah Canary in
the cage because we are the Canary in
the cage I guess we could explain that
for the X uh for the Z generation uh or
Millennials that may not know this the
canary and the cage what that is is the
coal miners back in the early 1900s
before we had sophisticated equipment
with sensor and and monitoring devices
we used we put a bird in a cage and they
went down in Coal Mines uh to do their
job and if the bird died the coal miners
got out that's just how that worked DAVE: yeah
because there was poison gas or or something
similar um but you you brought up Amazon
so I mean that's one of the things we
want to talk about in the show like
Amazon is Big Tech RON: yep DAVE: uh they they spy
on you RON: yep DAVE: um and they used to be at
least giving you value for that right
like they would give you low prices they
would ship on time no question returns
RON: true DAVE: all that shit is gone now I mean
now they're they think they have this
Monopoly and and the prices are out of
control I mean you can get cheaper
prices just walking down to the store
RON: yeah but true true that is but the
reality is I can actually return stuff
to Kohl's now if I buy on Amazon Prime I
just go to Kohls's and drop it off you know
how easy that is cuz Kohl's DAVE: right well
but Amazon is is a bunch of bitches
about it RON: oh really DAVE: oh my God so much
worse now like I mean before it was no
questions asked now it's uh can you take
photos can you prove you you got the
wrong thing I mean I I ordered a two
pack of something a while back and the
the vendor only sent one RON: huh DAVE: so I said
well just send me the other one what's
the problem yeah Amazon says no no no
you have to send the one
back and then we'll send you the two or
you can just keep the one and get a
refund RON: okay DAVE: well I just kept the one and
got the
refund it's ridiculous I mean just send
me the extra fucking product RON: well I mean
now that I think about it I mean was it
uh in March now I believe it was either
February 1 or March 1st even all even
like with Amazon or Netflix all the
streaming channels changed have you
noticed that DAVE: I haven't been on any
of these things for a long RON: okay so I
stream a lot and now they're just uh
with there's with Amazon and I believe
even Netflix there's commercials where
they used to be commercials DAVE: yeah oh yeah
I heard about that RON: yeah so they're
they're they're sucking they're I don't
know to me it's annoying because I hate
commercials and that's why I cut the
cord or cut the cable and went to
streaming because I didn't have to deal
with commercials but now I do so I'm now
waiting for the new uh streaming channel
to come out DAVE: well I tell you what that's
that's one of the things we're going to
get to on the show eventually um you
know hosting your own media server RON: oh
there you go oh the computer guy DAVE: I mean
yeah the this you can all do this stuff
yourself now uh you do need to legally
own the movies and TV shows that you
want to stream to yourself RON: legally
own or legally own DAVE: well we don't
Advocate breaking any laws on this
podcast RON: you never want to break the law
unless you get away it DAVE: so make sure you
legally own every copy of like you go
down to the store buy the DVD buy the
Blu-ray and you can rip it into a
digital format uh you can get it stored
onto it's called a network attached
storage it's just a big computer with a
lot of hard drive space uh and then you
can have another server that does all
the metadata you know the the photos the
chapters um you know it links movies
together by actor and director and all
that stuff RON: oh shit DAVE: uh and it's it's
better than Netflix I mean you you you
put it on your TV you search and you say
I want to watch this right now RON: all right
well fuck Netflix they're raising their
monthly fee anyway and and what the hell
you could they used to be like oh
Netflix you could share your password
everybody can watch Netflix DAVE: I remember
they advertised on that it's on their
Twitter still RON: and now they're like you
could have one TV like like literally I
I should truly believe my son has one
Netflix account and I had to start
another one in the same fuckin house
just to watch Netflix ah whatever
DAVE: ridiculous RON: I mean we cut the cable and
now maybe we're going to cut streaming
and and find our own way to around this
DAVE: yeah I got rid of Netflix years ago uh
so it was back in Chicago actually
RON: really DAVE: when when Chicago decided that
you need to pay taxes yeah to watch
Netflix RON: oh because because if you could
afford Netflix you could afford to pay
more taxes DAVE: so the thing is Netflix is a
global company RON: yeah DAVE: and I think they're
headquartered in San Francisco RON: true DAVE: so
why wouldn't you just say fuck you we're
not collecting this tax RON: because they out
they they they went after they the whole
what that the the luxury tax I think
they call it DAVE: it's it's an entertainment
a virtual entertainment tax RON: yeah if you
could afford to pay that you could
afford more DAVE: right but how can they
enforce you paying it RON: uh well I mean
even the IRS has done stuff like that as
well though they they they want you to
self- claim you have to is to DAVE: sure but
this is a city of Chicago tax they have
no jurisdiction over RON: again I'm sorry you
said the city of Chicago and you're
questioning taxes DAVE: I if I ran Netflix or
or whatever fuckin company I would just
say go ahead and take the money come to
my office and take the money I fucking
dare you what are they going to do RON: come
to your office and take the money DAVE: no
they're not oh they're going to come and
take the money RON: please uh we we are the
city of
Al Capone I I mean come on it's one of by
the way we do not live in the city of
Chicago I I don't want the fuckin
Beetle Juice the old mayor the current
mayor who is I I don't even know what
the hell he is and DAVE: worse they found they
found the worst mayor in in the world
and then she wasn't bad enough so they
got a worse
one RON: actually it's funny there was a guy
who did the uh a Google maps of how that
mayor got elected and it was the high
crime neighborhoods that elected him
because he's the anti- cop DAVE: of course RON: so
if you're CPD Brothers I'm and sisters
I'm sorry get the fuck out of that City
I I I believe uh Florida and I believe
they're hiring for cops
because DAVE: you don't you don't want no
Chicago cops RON: no I mean I love the CH I
love CPD they were great DAVE: what's wrong
with you RON: I I mean I had to I
business-wise I had to deal with them
and I've always enjoyed what because
they're funny they're good people're
DAVE: assholes RON: yeah I mean yeah a couple times
DAVE: my father was a CPD RON: was he DAVE: yeah
RON: oh no that's a it's
a I wasn't a criminal so they I mean
there there a few times they DAVE: yeah but if
you walk at night then you're a
criminal which I did sometimes RON: okay you
you have your hoodie on DAVE: yes RON: no but there
you go that's the problem DAVE: and I used to
carry on my my butterfly knife RON: which it
was legal in the city of Chicago DAVE: yeah
yeah they actually did let me keep it
though RON: that's why that's what I'm saying
they're cool they have a you know if you
kill someone and you had a Justified
reason they're just like okay throw them
in the lake we won't write the report
well DAVE: so funny story my my dad actually
did shoot a guy it it was ruled
Justified it was in the papers actually
uh I think it was in 1990 ish or 91 some
somewhere around there uh and we had the
newspaper clipping I don't know if they
still have it RON: huh DAVE: but uh yeah he end up
he had to shoot a guy he didn't have to
he wanted to RON: the funny story I tell
about Chicago is I mean Chicago place
they they are what they are and they're
they're they can only do so much and
so the neighborhoods back in the day in
Chicago the the neighborhoods took care
of their own neighborhoods that that's
that's long gone because the Millennials
moved in and they they don't know how to
do it but there was one particular
neighborhood in Chicago that if you
fucked around in that neighborhood you
found out and how you found out was they
would strip you naked and throw you in
the river and the News every once I
reported well there's a naked guy pull
out the river and they never knew what
neighborhood was doing it I still today
they don't know which neighborhood it
was but it's amazing that they just
stripped you naked and tossed you in the
river now the problem with the Chicago
River is it's literally full of sewage
DAVE: yep RON: because they they they we chop up
our sewage and we push it into the river
and we send it wherever it goes I don't
know where it goes I I take a shit in a
toilet I flush it it went somewhere DAVE: well
it used it used to go into the lake
RON: they reversed it DAVE: 100 years ago they they reversed
it and and there's a funny story about
that uh the city of St Louis
they they they brought up a lawsuit
because and they said you're not sending
your shit down to us so they sued him
and I think it went to the Supreme Court
and and so Chicago in the middle of the
night somebody pulled the lever and
nobody knows who did it RON: oh yeah DAVE: but they
but their flow reversed and they said oh
sorry go ahead and sue us RON: what are you
going to do DAVE: what are you going to do we
can't can't reverse it RON: that's like mayor
Daley DAVE: it's exactly it's the same thing
they've been yeah tradition RON: we had two
mayor Daleys we had the the slum landlord
in the 60s um who he beat you up if you
didn't pay your rent he literally as
mayor went knocking on his do collecting
his rent which I thought was kind of
cool then his son took over the 90s
maybe late 80s early 90s whatever um and
after 911 he was still mayor and he
woned to no fly zone over Chicago and
their Federal the FAA goes yeah we're
not doing that and he goes well I'm just
going to close the airport they go you
can't close that airport on a Sunday
night mayor Daley rolled in construction
equipment and cut x's in the runways of
the mig's um miggs field and that airport
was closed DAVE: I remember that RON: and it never
reopened and actually we got a nice
concert venue out of it um DAVE: yeah what
didn't they what did they put there RON: is
it concert concert hall I saw Buck
Cherry there I didn't even know who Buck
Cherry was at the time and was funny cuz
I lived in the I lived in the Gold Coast
at the time and we were at a
neighborhood bar and I could see there
was this band there I didn't know who
they were but so we started talking to
them come to find out it was buck fuckin
cherry and they were playing the next
night we were seeing them the next night
um yeah and it was it's a great concert
DAVE: we used to go smelting down there RON: snagging? yeah
DAVE: yeah RON: so my my um I moved to Chicago
because my mom got remarried after my
dad died
and my oh Jesus Christ my stepdad's dad
so my step-grandfather he used to make
the he would lead in anchors he he would
sell the snaggy ones on the little we
had a little section of um it wasn't the
Chicago River it was the lake DAVE: Lake
Michigan RON: that kind of went in to a Inlet
I guess and the salmon loved to hang out
there and instead of like putting a worm
on a hook you just snag their asses DAVE: well
we did smelt so smelt are these little
tiny uh kind of like minnows but bigger
RON: oh DAVE: and you you you net you put Nets
across the the boat docks RON: oh we're
talking about something else okay
different DAVE: well I mean we would get trout
too the trout would just come right up
and then you fishing net it and pull
them out RON: no during mating season okay so during
Ming season the salmon would come into
this little area that wasn't anything
but just a area and you would cast out
your line and then you would just pull
it back like this and you would snag a
salmon DAVE: I believe it there used to be lot
I mean it they all died out in the mid
90s late ' 90s RON: oh really DAVE: I I mean I
don't know what changed but well I don't
believe salmon are native to to to Lake
Michigan I believe they were stocked
DAVE: well I mean even the smelt though like
you would dip the net in wait RON: so it's
a fish DAVE: yeah RON: Oh I thought it was
a a fishing Technique DAVE: No well no it's a
little smelt RON: like I'm smelting something
I'm melting something DAVE: like this and uh
RON: the fuck you do with a little fish like
that DAVE: well you fry them whole we were we
were Italian my mom side is Italian RON: I'm
sorry to hear that DAVE: what's wrong with
Italian RON: no my wife's Italian DAVE: talking
about Al Capone RON: she going to smack me in
the DAVE: I actually have ties to Al Capone do
you know that RON: do you really DAVE: don't fuck
around with me
no but it's a little smelt in in Italian
tradition we would do like fish on
Christmas Eve so we would get fuckin
pounds of these fuckers out of the lake
for free and then you you fry them up
and you just eat them whole you could
take the head off but you you don't have
to you can eat them a whole you eat the
bones and
everything RON: so uh we're going to be doing
recipes on uh non head bone eaten stuff
DAVE: no keep you got to keep the heads RON: why DAVE: uh
you make stock RON: oh your soup stock out of
fish brains smelt brain DAVE: that's right RON: oh
yeah we're going to be doing uh recipes
and St like that that non fish brain
related cuz that's gross DAVE: well I'll do
the fish one I'll do the fish one
RON: okay I mean I'm up for eating about
anything and I've eaten a lot of stuff
but monkey brains and fish brains I'm
not real sure about DAVE: I mean Brains Brains
are pretty good actually you know we
have the the Tacos El gordos over here
in Vegas RON: I'm sure I've eaten them and
not known about it I eat a lot of
Mexican restaurants DAVE: they have brains on
the menu but they never have them in
stock but it's the best taco filling
meat absolutely RON: brain DAVE: it's so good
RON: okay well I don't know where we go from
here after fish brains DAVE: well I mean it's
now I'm starting kind to feel kind of
hungry and you were talking you were
going to talk about gardening right like
you can RON: right I want to talk about like
well I'm more about prepping uh for for
the upcoming you know events that are
going to happen this year uh you I mean
we can do cooking techniques as well I
guess sure DAVE: well I mean did you have one
planned for this week RON: no I did not DAVE: oh my
God this was the one thing RON: how dare I
DAVE: the one thing RON: I was more about planning for
what to do in the case of uh a Civil War
what do you think about that you he
about the Civil War that's coming DAVE: it's
interesting because like the first Civil
War it was you know one line separating
North into South RON: right we knew who yeah
DAVE: and and but now it's like the guy next
door could be out of his fucking mind RON: and and
it's true but I you know I'm a
Libertarian and I'm I a conspiracy
theorist I I love that I love looking
into different things the thing about
being a conspiracy theorist you could be
nutty or you can be an irrational one it's
it's the puzzle that I like so I take an
event and I start putting it together
you know you do the corners first and
you work the edge it's like putting a
puzzle together DAVE: and then soon you're
like Charlie on uh on Sunny in
Philadelphia with the big
board RON: Always Sunny you gota love that um
DAVE: I'll edit that Meme in yeah I'll do that
later RON: there you go you know I've got the
pins and the strings going back I'm not
I'm not that much of conspiracy theorist
but uh no it's it's the a to get a
little serious here and take the funny
away I don't know if I want to do that
because it's kind of funny
um we're letting know these immigrants
into the country or the the new visitors
is what the government's calling them
now we don't want to call them illegals
or or anything like that cuz it's
apparently it's it's uh we're shaming
them um but uh I don't know it's I've
always I've been trying to figure out
why we're letting in all these you know
all these people and early on it was
families and stuff and I'm like all
right whatever I'm not really for it but
if you're a family I guess but then it's
changed DAVE: well so I so I'm uh I'm like
like super open borders except you got
to have no welfare right like I so what
I want is no welfare for anyone no
social security none of this bullshit
and if you want to come here okay you're
on your own you know RON: but that's not
what's going on I mean DAVE: no I I I agree
it's not it's not what's going on like
something RON: I mean our tax dollars are
going to pay for these guys have
DAVE: absolutely RON: $2,000 a month I think on
their card yeah and New York's GI New
York is literally giving them 10 $1,000
a month I damn near I'm ready to fly to
Acapulco DAVE: now does that include the hotel
room or RON: no the hotel room's free DAVE: oh my
God and it's not free no someone's
paying for it RON: no no no if I crossed the
border and I PID well I'm not going to
go be racist here but if I were to come
across as a Mex as a as a non-american
they'll put me up in a hotel yeah and
give me $10,000 a month DAVE: well if you're
productive I I don't think you get shit
I think they kick you out RON: well you're
productive DAVE: yeah that's why they kick you
out they don't want you here RON: well
they're not kicking anybody out but me
they might kick me out but they're not
kicking out the people coming across the
border DAVE: right RON: and they're given I mean
DAVE: well so that's the thing is like I I
don't like
this empower the government to kick
people out thing because you know what
what makes you think you're a
citizen RON: oh yeah like yeah you and Travis
get this whole DAVE: like so fucking what you
were born here we we've decided you
don't count as a citizen anymore and you
know Jose does RON: I mean we can if we can
have like a a reality show where we can
like kick people out of the country and
I don't mean just illeg let them be the
audience let's kick out Real Americans
I'm all good with that you know you you
got you got to earn your way with like
applause or votes um yeah I'm okay with
that but I don't think that's how it's
set up but I mean
it's I mean right now DAVE: I mean so they do
they do enforce uh immigration on on
Venezuelans
RON: no they don't DAVE: on Cubans RON: they're not
enforcing shit DAVE: oh dude Cubans cannot get
in here for shit RON: oh come on they're DAVE: if
you show up in a raft in Florida they
are sending your ass back to Cuba they
do not want ex-communist here that's
DeSantis though I mean that's not their DAVE: no
it's the federal government oh they
absolutely don't want ex communist here
RON: but Venezuela emptied their prisons and
sent them up this way DAVE: that's prisoners
that's different oh but if you're a
Venezuelan fleeing
Maduro, fuck you go home we don't take
you here RON: oh so we're only taking the
prisoners DAVE: no well we're only taking the
well they actually screen for criminals
and say oh you're a criminal go on
through DAVE: go on through RON: go on through I
mean so come on over DAVE: that's why they're
cutting razor wire and like and like
looking at these areas that are high
traffic areas and specifically allowing
those to go through like they're they're
screening for criminals to let criminals
through RON: so speaking of this is govern
let's talk about Governor Abbott for a
second DAVE: Texas? RON: yeah I I mean I want to
think he has the best intentions and
what he's doing but the Democrats are
kind of embracing what he's doing I know
DAVE: I I think he's always been a fuckin
asshole RON: I think he I I think he's
complicit with the Democrat Party DAVE: well
he's what's the I don't want to say he's
a RINO because like he has a lot of
these hardcore goofy ass Republican
beliefs but
like he really wants to crack down hard
on this abortion thing for example you
know and he's
anti-drugs I think he did I think he did
actually say something good about
psychedelics because he took them
himself but you know why would he have
to wait for him to do it for it to be
okay for RON: well I'm just I'm more
concerned that he's competent with the
Democrat Party because DAVE: well it's all one big party
RON: yeah I guess it's the uniparty but I
was just thinking like you know the
governors would be would be separated
from that but maybe they're not DAVE: Texas is
a really fucked up Place have you ever
been to Texas RON: yeah I've been I've been I
actually went to Waco Texas DAVE: yeah RON: and
unfortunately um when so I I basically for
work I had to be in Texas my wife came
out and joined me and uh we hit like
Houston Dallas I had to do a whole
circle there and we went to Waco I I I
typically like to visit places that um
the federal government's fucked up and
done some stupid shit there so I went to
the Waco
Memorial and unfortunately I had to
learn what abortion by fire was uh no
it's it's the they the the federal
government apparently this is my opinion
I could be wrong I'll will be sued by
the the FBI knock it on my door um they
they trapped all those women and
children in that in that escape tunnel
and they and they all burned to death
and apparently when you're pregnant and
you're on fire you abort your baby and
that's abortion by fire DAVE: jeez RON: um yeah I
it's the visual I didn't really want but
it's stuck in my head now so um I also
visited the other uh uh not as popular
uh government um interference there's a
there was a biker rally it wasn't even
that it was a it was a state meeting in
Texas about the aate I think it's aate
it's a bunch of motorcycle groups it's a
state organization they get together and
it was in Waco one year and uh they
arrested I don't know hundreds of bikers
and they claimed they had weapons and uh
they were counting the chain that goes
to your belt loop onto your wallet as a
weapon DAVE: yeah RON: um it it's I'm I'm kind of a
biker a little bit so I kind of a biker
kind of a hippie kind of a redneck I'm
kind of a little bit of everything um
but that kind of bothered me because
these guys were literally trying to
they're a political group that gets
together yeah there were some 99
percenters and there was some one so 1%
of us in the biker Community is the
Outlaws the 99% is everybody else um and
they just kind of like went in and got
real forceful and arrested a bunch of
bikers um DAVE: so speaking of Texas uh they
um you know know Uvaldi where they they
had that school RON: fuck uvaldi DAVE: so the in
the independent investigator just
concluded that the police did nothing
wrong RON: holy shit DAVE: that was that came out
today
RON: Uvaldi Texas is the actual
reason well Uvaldi and Parkland
Florida are the two reasons why I C I
cannot be a blue life matter supporter
DAVE: that's the only reason? RON: well there's I
mean I get me I do I grew up in Chicago I
got oh I got beat up in Chicago by cops
I got pushed up I deserved that was a
fuckin shitthead um and I I it's just
one of those things where I want to
support the police but when fuckin 60
officers stand outside of a school when
children are being murdered and they do
nothing and they except arrest so ARR
parent yeah so the the one one Hispanic
woman who was working who she was a she
worked in the the the
fields um in Tex- in Uvaldi and she ran
to the school and a Federal Officer
handcuffed her DAVE: yeah RON: and she knew some
youal officers there and she's like un
handcuffed me I want to get my kid so
they unhandcuffed her but they still
stopped her from going into the school
but um after this all was over she was
doing interviews DAVE: yeah RON: and the the text I
don't know if was you already police or
the county or the state they said ma'am
you do realize you're on parole and if
you keep saying this kind of stuff we're
going to revoke your parole and put you
in prison um I forget her name I can
look it up at some point if I need to
but uh a lawyer stepped in and goes uh
yeah they can't do that say what you
want I'll defend you so she started
telling her story about being handcuffed
and pre they were preventing her from
getting her kids when they stood so I
happened to be in Texas on the year
anniversary of Uvaldi and what I thought
was kind of cool the church in Uvaldi
Texas they did a uh they rang the bell
for 56 minutes I believe it was 56
minutes and they said this is the amount
of time the cops stood outside the
school while these kids were being
murdered so I props to that church oh
speaking of
churches not really going to go down a
religious route here but DAVE: we'll get there
eventually RON: North Carolina guy run for
governor seen this dude DAVE: no RON: oh dear God
he's hysterical and I hope he wins he's
a black dude and he's a preacher
and he is just like uh I we'll have to
post a video sometime in the future
we'll post a video but let's just say he
started his speech out with I'm running
for governor of uh of of North Carolina
and I'm gonna say something that's not
real popular there's two genders in this
country and that is it and he goes on
this right you could be cut up you could
be made up but you're still what God
Made You And what watch the video it's
really kind of cool so uh I I kind of
give him props too I kind of hope he
wins cuz uh this this we're going down a
weird Road in this Society um yeah I
don't even know anymore because I I've
always been very open and I support
everybody I don't care be what you want
to be but don't force me to to to accept
certain things I just I can't do it uh I
don't mind if we got trans I don't mind
being gay I really don't care but
I mean okay so ah fuck I I've I've
always been supportive of the trans
Community because I actually find
entertaining in Chicago I would to
Hamburger Marys a lot hamburger Marys is
is is it's a it's a trans restaurant and
DAVE: we have one here I RON: so actually just
reopened actually we were talk DAVE: well we
were talking about that and I drove by
there and it it looks like they're not
open they RON: I drove by like two weeks ago
and they look like they were they look
like it's weird I can't tell yeah I I
think a CO kind of shut them down yeah
for sure and because I think where they
are they can stay shut down for a while
but there was cars in the parking lot
okay but the funny story is so
um um my my wife and I and well my son
too was we were friends with the lesbian
couple and the lesbian couple ran a uh
it was a cat rescue which then
eventually turned into a dog and cat
rescue and we were trying to help them
out and and doing a lot of stuff to to
to get get to fundraise for them we've
always helped them out and the the two
lesbians that ran it we went out to
dinner with one time at hamburger
Marys and uh um mind you I've been to
Hamburger Marys there a lot because I
like their bingo it was uh they did a
Monday night Bingo and let's I mean well
okay so I'm six I'm a big dude okay kind
I gives you an idea um the the the the
guy who I'm sorry the woman who ran it
was well let's say bigger than me and
this motherfucker in a dress in Hils
would dance on the tables um I wouldn't
even dance at the tables he was bigger
than me so uh so I got to know a lot of
the waitstaff there and we we really
enjoyed going there and we were there
with this this lesbian couple and my
wife had go to the bathroom and the wait
the waitress named Barbie kind of slid
in next to me kind of pushed me over and
her and I were kind of like flirting and
kind of having a good time and then she
walks away then let couple's like wh
what what what just happened here I go
what do you mean they go you were
flirting with her I go well yeah I'm
allowed to my wife allows me to flirt
with her well because she's a dude but I
look at her as a woman I'm not not
hating not not hating she was a woman
but my my wife's like yeah go
ahead so yeah it was I I've always
enjoyed hamburger
Marys okay going down some weird Roads here
DAVE: you want to move to uh well L for the
week RON: I don't know the one thing I want
to talk about though what what what time
are we one more uh where are we at here
um DAVE: it's been about 30 minutes RON: yeah I I
do want to talk about one thing I I do
want to talk about the I don't I'm not
going to dwell on this I'm just going to
set this up for probably another show is
it's it's a fire in the panhandles in
Texas um 88% of our
cattle is inol is in the pan handles of
Texas and the fires are
killing a lot of cattle and the ones
they're not killing their hooves are
melting and I'm sorry I don't want to be
you know disrespect for people that love
animals cuz I I love animals and I love
to eat
animals on dogs and cats love them cows
love to eat
them guys see where I am with that so I
can set the stage on this one but
uh yeah I
it's so the the the fires the wild fires
in the panle of Texas is kind of
mimicking the fires in Hawaii uh was
that about six months ago DAVE: um August
started in August RON: yeah
um I I don't want to get into a lot of
this yet because I am a bit of a
conspiracy theorist
and it kind of similar to the how that
how that
transpired uh even Biden so all right
hold on so apparently if you use a laser
to burn shit a certain color does not
get burned by the laser and I believe
the color is blue so if you have a Blue
Roof your house doesn't burn but the N
the houses around you burn and if we
could show videos we can't just yet um
but Politico has a an article online
that's got Biden saying that yeah I mean
again it's it's Biden talking so we
don't know what's actually true and
coming out of that fuckin Mushmouth
mouth DAVE: look man come on man yeah RON: um
that's if you can even understand the
words coming out but he is like I was
looking at all the houses and all the
burning there and I saw a house in the
Blue Roof and it was fine and the rest
of the houses were burned down so all
the conspiracy theorists literally at
one time we all stood up and go what the
fuck did he just
say
and I mean and that's kind of the whole
thing with
Hawaii um where it's like certain houses
didn't burn certains de and I'm not
going to get into the missing children
of Hawaii because I believe it's in
around the 2000 Mark and I'm kind of
watching the panhandle of Texas and see
if children come up missing there it's
it's disgusting DAVE: well here on Politifact it
just false yes it's they they they fact
checked it and it's false yeah I didn't
read the the article no no I saw the
video but but there's a big false so it
must be false right oh it's RON: yeah I'm
sorry if they say it's false it's false
I'm wrong I I didn't see him say that I
didn't see those words come out of his
mouth mumbling and yeah but DAVE: let's see
Biden did say it it's actually true but
we're going to rule it false because of
RON: oh okay yeah he did say it but it's
false it's false because he's got
dementia and he's not he's not able to
stand trial for his do
DAVE: he kept the fact check on the he wore
the construction helmet
backwards RON: he's done a lot of stupid shit
man and oh God I don't even want to get
into the 82 million people that voted
for him or I mean keep in mind come from
Chicago I think we both do vote already
vote often kind of thing let DAVE: let's save
this for for next week RON: that's a rabbit
hole we don't want to go down right now
but I guess the reason content the
reason I'm kind of bringing this up is
is we are we we we are kind of doing a a
podcast for two different reasons one
kind of talk about current events and
politics and the other one to talk about
ways to survive the what might be coming
we we're not going to sell fear here
we're really not but shit could go
sideways and we just want people to know
kind of what to do Dave here is going to
set up computer stuff that you can do
and kind of ahead of time I'm going to
focus on you know food prepping and
prepping in general um you know what
what kind of generators have and I do
believe you should have more than one
generator um looking at solar generators
gas generators um you really need to
kind of figure that out but we're we're
going to get to all that uh right now
prep meat I'm sorry i' I've heard the
interviews and they say oh no no even
though it's a huge number of cattle we
have here that are dying it should not
affect the price of of meat um you know
and it would if it did affect the price
of meat it wouldn't be till the fall
when we go to market go to Au DAVE: beef has
already double since Co yeah and and
that's 10% RON: yeah and the you know to me
it's just like it's I I can Commit This
to the gas if there's an event in the
oil industry that changes you know an
oil leak or oil rig got you know down
for maintenance gas prices shoot up
that same day um they don't go down as
quick as they went up and I'm kind of
looking at meat the same way these
grocery stores are I mean we're we're
basically getting to the point where
we're going to have one company owning
all the grocery stores in this country
and that's going to be a sad day in this
country DAVE: I hope it's Costco RON: it's going to be
Kroger Kroger yeah oh my God Kroger's
buying up everything DAVE: well didn't they
just get denied for their they they were
merging with Albertson RON: sure they got
denied yeah today tomorrow so a little
bit of more um you you know money to the
the campaign funds of Congress and that
shit'll be changed well DAVE: so what do you
what do you recommend for um like
freezers or or is there another way you
like to store it RON: well I mean you know
you can go to freezers I've got like
here at my house I've got I've got a
couple freezers here in my garage and
I've got obviously a fridge and fridge
in my I've got a a fridge and ref a
freezer and fridge in my house a fridge
and freezer in my garage and I have
another standup freezer here I also have
a small freezer that I don't use right
now but that is for if shit goes
sideways I would rather let my generator
run the small freezer than the big
freezers um so we need you need to look
into getting a bunch of meat your in
your freezer because so you don't have
to eat the bugs because once the meat is
no longer edible we're eating bugs
people that's what they're pushing for
Bill Gates is all these millionaires
DAVE: bugs bugs aren't that bad you know I
mean RON: I mean I don't mind having bugs for
dessert or something I mean I'll eat a
roach I don't give a shit but I want a
steak of course I want to eat a cow yeah
DAVE: so do you do like a jerky or RON: well that's
the thing it's like you know learn learn
how to do jerky jerky is is self stable
for a while um you you want to find ways
to store your meat and but keep in mind
we could lose power and you want to make
sure your your meat stays Frozen so
that's where the solar generators come
into play and if you're GNA have a solar
generator you might you got to have a
gas generator as well just like if you
have an electric car yeah when your car
dies on the side of the Rogue what do
they bring out they bring out a gas
generator charge your car up so uh um
kind of you know look at that with with
how you run your house you you want to
find ways to to keep your meat frozen
you want to find ways to cook your your
meat if we if we lose power in this
country um I'm not saying we will again
I'm not selling fear but I'm saying the
possibility exists DAVE: have you ever heard
of pemmican what's that pkin uh it's uh I
believe it was created by the Native
Americans uh as a way of preserving meat
so what you would do is you would dry uh
smoke it and till it was absolutely dry
and like crumbly and you would pound it
into like a powder and you would mix it
with uh berries and and herbs and then
uh you would pour like Molten beef
Tallow over it and and it would you know
form like a sludge RON: you had me a molten
beef DAVE: well there you go uh and then when
it when it cools it's like a a protein
bar oh there you go and you carry it
around with you and and apparently it
lasts forever like literally forever RON: see
I was going to focus kind of on the
salting of meat cuz I got a lot of fam
in Kentucky and I'm going to tell you
this right now every Barn I've ever
walked into in Kentucky had a p had a
big old chunk of ham H from the rafters
that's been salted DAVE: oh yeah RON: um so yeah
there is ways to have meat without the
the the fridge but I mean the reality is
we're Americans we want our steak we
want it cooked on a grill um so if you
have your generators and so again gas
generators and Soler generators that's
what you should have what you only need
the one gas get a couple different solar
ones of different sizes um you can kind
of play off of that cuz the like the
gener the solar generators that I have
could pretty much run my household um
without power uh except my air
conditioning units I'm I'm actually
working on that right now um hint if any
uh solar generator companies want to
send me some free generators to run my
air conditioners I'll be more than glad
to talk about you on the air well all of
our like five all my two list I was say
two you said five but it's day one so
let's see where we go from this but I'll
do the open box open the box up and and
talk about how cute it is and how fun it
is and uh well no the the cool thing
about the like the soldier generators I
have don't have uh so they don't have
the phase electricity you need the a
phase but now there's some solar
generators coming out where you can plug
in a 220 PL and that's what I need to
run my air conditioners because you need
the A and B phase to run that so again
if you make Soler generators and you
want some free advertisement to two
people I'm right here for you brother I
I will set you up DAVE: so uh what would you
recommend for someone like me I live in
an apartment RON: uh move out of an apartment
get into a house oh DAVE: I mean there's
there's advantages to that RON: no there is I
mean you're you're so it depends on what
you want to power it if you want if you
just want TV well let's say internet
might still be up if the power is down
depending on what kind of Internet you
have um one simple uh what is it I think
of a 5,000 watt uh solar generator
something like that's going to pretty
much run your house DAVE: where would I put
that though RON: it's it's solar so it does
well so you want to put it outside in
the day with this DAVE: well yeah I have a
balcony but like there's a big ass
palm tree RON: yeah but well you need to get
you need to get access to the sun okay
for your for your solar panels I mean
I've got there's some solar panels there
I got some solar panels behind my
toolbox there but you can also do a gas
generator to charge them DAVE: I don't think
they would like that RON: well but you can
also go you could also drive down the
street and and just and run it okay so
my all my solar generators get power I
mean there's one I I don't I don't
believe I have one there's one solar
generator you can actually charge at the
car charging stations um so you there
DAVE: it's like a battery RON: yeah it's it's
basically like a battery back up for
your computer okay you you plug your
computer DAVE: I have I have huge uh surge
protectors RON: yeah okay so that's that's
all it is yeah DAVE: but mine only last like
30 minutes RON: right so these are bigger uh
I think the ones I have can run my
fridge for I think two days run my TV
for a while because I'm gonna be
watching TV because uh I mean in all
reality if shit goes sideways I don't
have a lot of like ways of watching
movies I have a DVD player I believe
somewhere I can dust that off and plug
it in I don't really have a lot of
movies but I'm goingon to go rob the
Goodwill and still a whole bunch of
fuckin movies uh because I'm assuming
they're going to be closed two of the
powers out so I'm just going to go take
what I want but they got like walls and
walls of DVD players or DVDs that I can
watch cuz uh yeah when shit goes
sideways it may go bad um again not
selling fear not saying that's what's
going to happen but it could guys I mean
and women guys and girls we don't want
to be you know and whatever else is out
there but
uh I I I just we we just that's what
we're doing here we're trying we're
we're being comical and funny and cutesy
about this but uh the reality is we all
know um you know Trump obviously is
pretty much locked up the Republican
primary and because h Haley B what the
fuck is her last name NY Nikki Haley I
believe it's
DAVE: Nimrata RON: um she was staying in she was trying
to make just Trump trump spend money to
bankrupt him because with that and with
all the uh what $5 million $500
million they're they're they were trying
to bankrupt him and we're Libertarians
so I'm not necessarily supporting Trump
um and I won't I will not vote for Trump
as long as the Libertarians present as a
a good candidate for president but the
reality is I want Trump to win over
Biden or over whoever they uh switch out
Biden with because Harris oh dear God if
she's gonna run I you
know people joke about I Trump wins I'm
moving to Canada if Harris wins I'm
moving somewhere not Canada but
somewhere probably to an island where I
can just be my own government DAVE: you're not
you're not a fan of Big Mike RON: uh big mike?
DAVE: big Mike RON: don't know who Big Mike is uh
is that her husband or something uh well
DAVE: that's Obama's husband RON: oh go oh dude God
we are not we Susy not going there happy
birthday Mike was trending DAVE: I know I know
you you one of your plans was to get
banned from YouTube within the first two
episodes so but I think that just did it
they should RON: Michelle Obama has a dick
okay that should get his BN from from
YouTube I I I don't know if she does I'm
not looking I don't want you know but
they they have named the dude I mean he
was a he lived in Washington state he
was a football player you you uh DAVE: I don't
know I looked I remember looking into
this a while ago and and like the photos
they put up were just
fake but but there legitimately are no
pictures of her
pregnant RON: yeah DAVE: and there was that one
clip on the Ellen show where they were
dancing and was up and and slow it down
and zoom in on a certain part and you'll
know what I'm talking about RON: I'm going to
turn to Dice Man here there was tree
trunk DAVE: yes RON: oh dear you reach up the skirt
and you feel tree trunk DAVE: um I can't
explain I just I'm not saying she's a
guy but I don't know how to explain that
RON: yeah shit we're we're GNA be kicked off
the internet DAVE: that's fine yeah that's why
that's why we're hosting on the dark
wieb yeah RON: or or or that we just CU
we're in my garage if you haven't
noticed with all this shit behind me
here um we'll just open up the garage
door we'll just have a live studio
audience of whoever's walking the dog
there you go they'll just stop and
watching and we'll be like hey look at
us we're just sitting here having a good
time and they'll call the cops on us and
the SWAT tea roll up live studio
DAVE: audience we get popular enough
RON: yeah oh yeah you talking about Big
Mike's Gonna Get Us real popular DAVE: I think
it will RON: actually in Nevada it
might because I don't care how we how
how our election results figure out
we're not a blue state state because I
I've talked to people I've talked to a
lot of people um we in Nevada apparently
in Clark County we count to whoever wins
whoever we want to win wins whether they
actually got the votes or not yeah I get
it I'm I'm I'm a election I'm not
election denier I admit they happened
they did happen I'm not saying they
didn't I'm just saying the results is
Biden didn't get 82 million votes and
Obama only got
68 that just doesn't seem right and then
you got the the the graph you know how
graphs usually go like up and down up
and down when wind goes straight up yeah
kind of a problem for me DAVE: I you know that
was the uh the the the bailing dump at 3
in the morning after the pipe burst and
all the all the Watchers had gone home
RON: at 3: in the morning which is totally
legitimate yeah oh it had to be legit I
mean you know pipe burst all the time
with no water on the floor no bot got
destroyed and then there's the ballot
boxes that people were just stuffing in
ballots although I mean in all
seriousness watch fuckin battle boxes
people if you got a battle box in your
town maybe get a little people watching
that and recording what's going on with
that batt box DAVE: public photography it's
legal RON: that's right if you're on public
property you can record you cannot
trespass your eyes if you can see it
from public property which again ballot
boxes are on public property keep them
on
video because
uh yeah it's going to be an interesting
uh November DAVE: so you want you want to get
to our Tech topic for RON: sure yeah by all
means because I pretty much just
probably got everyone hating me now
every liberal but go Ahad DAVE: so yeah uh I
know we were talking at the Meetup one
day and uh we were talking about this
like d a podcast yep and uh I brought
something up that that would have been
would have been a good topic and and and
you came back the next week and said hey
what if we call the the the podcast the
canary in the cage yep and the reason
you said that was because what I brought
up was something called a warrant Canary
yep and uh I don't think you had heard
of it before RON: no I have not DAVE: and actually
most people in the tech world have not
heard of it either right it's it's I
don't know why it's not more popular but
uh so imagine you run let's say an email
service RON: okay DAVE: and the government comes to
you and says hey that guy Dave on your
email service is doing some shady shit
we want you to spy on
him okay uh but this is a gag order or
this is a I forget what they call it but
you're not allowed to tell me your
customer that you're spying on me for
the government RON: oh yeah the CIA is
involved in this right FBI yeah DAVE: so so
the warrant Canary is essentially a way
for you to tell me that I might be
getting spied on without you breaking
that that law oh okay how do I do that
yeah so so essentially warrant Canary is
is kind of a dead man switch um a dead
man switch is something that you have to
manually update and if you don't do that
it it triggers an alarm and and that's
why it's kind of like the the canary in
the cage that's how it got the name it's
It's associated with that so the canary
when it dies for lack of a better term
you know something's wrong RON: get the fuck
out DAVE: so so we have we actually have one
on our website yeah uh thecanaryinthecage.com
and if you scroll to the bottom
you see the little Canary guy and he and
he's yelling at you because I have an
auto Val RON: what what am I married to him
oh no that's my wife sorry there you go
oh shit I hope she doesn't listen to
this so DAVE: so every month I go and manually
update the canary and upload it to the
website uh and if I don't do that then
this canary will say something different
it'll it'll it'll let you know
something's fucked up something RON: okay DAVE: so
if we ever receive some kind of
government warrant or or gag order or
who the fuck knows what I can just not
update that Canary and all the listeners
will will know about it RON: so if Canary
Canary leaves the cage get off our
website DAVE: yeah basically what it is RON: but if
it doesn't stay on our website and spend
a lot of
time doing whatever we have on our
website I mean it's small right now but
we're hoping to make millions of dollars
off our website DAVE: so I I wrote some
JavaScript uh which which automatically
validates the canary for you and that's
how it knows how to generate this text
uh but if you click on if you click on
the little Canary you'll get the actual
file RON: oh DAVE: and and you can run the
validator tool yourself which is which
is better because you don't have to
trust our website because our website
could get compromised as well for
example RON: Yeah so basically it's it's if
the government tells you you can't talk
about it you you don't talk about about
it because they lock you up DAVE: right but
but I'm not talking about it right
RON: you're not talking about it it canus
flies away or dies and everyone knows
that's the way to get around the
government guys DAVE: so yeah so there's a
website called Canarytail.org and and
what they're trying to do is come up
with RON: a are they sponsor DAVE: no oh but I I
did do some open source work for them um
because I I'm really interested in this
project I think it's great RON: okay DAVE: uh so
what they're trying to come up with a
global standard yeah for these canaries
because right now it's kind of like a
website a does it how they want and
website B does it but and there's no
standard that that you can you know
apply to all of them so uh RON: okay DAVE: I've
been talking to this guy I think he's a
really busy guy because he doesn't get
back to me too often or maybe he just
hates my guts I don't know RON: little bit from A
little bit from B who knows DAVE: but uh it's
I mean it's a great tool so he has a
tool this I do and validate the canary
yeah um I I submitted some improvements
hopefully he'll he'll pull the those in
um and the other thing I want to do yeah
the other thing I want to do is is make
a browser add-on RON: oh shit DAVE: yeah you would
install it in your browser and you know
right next to that little green lock
icon yeah yeah I tells you oh this is a
secure site you would have the canary
RON: instead lock you got the or the lock and
the canary whatever DAVE: and the canary would
say oh like your email's being
compromised don't don't trust the email
provider so yeah um you know it's a a
great tool RON: but like on most social media
sites that's already going to be don't
trust them DAVE: oh well absolutely yeah yeah
it's hard for a large scale site to
implement this but but smaller ones you
should all be doing it and and I wrote
the code in a nice clean way you can
steal it from our website go ahead and
take it put it on your own RON: open use DAVE: yeah
um I I want I really want this to get
more popular RON: no actually I do I do like
I joke around a lot but I that's
something that's really cool because
it's a way of getting around the the the
judicial system in this country because
the reality is it's I've always I I've
never really cared who was president
presid or who's elected officials I
always cared about the judicial system
the judges in this country and uh let's
just say in the last couple years
they've let me down um it's disgusting
what they're doing they
uh if we had one true thing it should
have been our judges and it's no longer
true you know after COVID we don't trust
our doctors after the the stilling of
the 2020 election we no longer trust our
judges uh I mean it's Anarchy at this
point so uh dogs and cats living
together screws fall out of the I was
gonna do a breakfast club quote but I
just fucked that up
but um but yeah so but speaking of
sponsors I did reach out to Pfizer and
drove them the premise of our show and
they might be interested in advertising
they're like oh yeah you guys sound like
uh somebody we want to do business with
DAVE: yeah they they'll probably give us some
free samples RON: they they offered free
vaccines to us and all the boosters we
want they're like oh yeah we'll give you
like 20 30 boost boosters no problem
DAVE: make sure you take them all at once oh
yeah get them all yeah RON: let that let that
vaccine kill you obviously we're not
vaccinated um so you might want to stay
away from us because uh if you're
vaccinated uh you know good for you
sorry to hear
that no I've actually got family members
that are and it's disgusting DAVE: well yeah I
mean my my they intimidated the shit out
of my wife they said we're going to fire
you yeah uh and you know she's she
believes that kind of like she she didnt want
do it and she's like but I'm going to
lose my job I said you're not going to
lose your job they're lying they're
bluffing RON: but you know what our country
did during 2020 during their Co shits um
and that's kind of why it took me a
while but that's we started DAVE: more news
from today uh New York the same Leticia
James that that went nuts on Trump RON: yeah
DAVE: has subpoena the former Governor
Cuomo to answer for putting people into
nursing homes RON: yeah DAVE: I mean that's huge
yeah
RON: no and Cuomo was he was wrong for doing
that he was he was killing old people
you know you have to look at like that
you know when you look at the co virus
it it was more detrimental to the
elderly community and apparently the
vaccine is more detrimental to our youth
of America um you know you can believe
me or not but there's there's been some
a lot of unusual deaths and
and I DAVE: high school students always always
had heart attacks RON: yeah I know yeah DAVE: you
remember growing up like lost I I lost
like seven or eight friends RON: of course I
mean a day a day he's just dropping dead
because we were playing football
basketball and we just dropped dead it's
it's a shame and but I just want you
know and this is something else we're
going to focus on I'm gonna we're going
to be talking about ways to to keep say
healthy in this environment um I can't
use certain words but there are home
remedies that do work that you don't
need big Pharma to to protect you on um
big Pharma you know I actually the the
one the one thing the the one video I
love the most I I saw it was a guy I
once you hit a hundred the media pays
attention to you so I've got like I
don't know uh 46 more years 45 more
years govern to the media pays attention
to me and this dude's like uh I drink
whiskey every day and I don't take pharmaceutical
medication that's how I've lived this
long and I'm like that motherfucker is
my best friend from now until he dies in
5 years or 10 years I hope he lives
forever because that's how I live my
life I don't take pharmaceutical
medication and I drink whiskey um I'm
not saying I'm drinking whiskey right
now CU I'm drinking coffee is cuz it's a
coffee cup so there you go that must be
coffee in there but uh there are
alternative medic there shit there are
alternative methods out there to protect
your body and to give your immune system
a fighting chance DAVE: I mean I just take
vitamins RON: vitamins are good but I mean
you know but again you don't know what
junks in that vitamins DAVE: well I mean you
don't know what junks in any junk really
RON: well I mean one of my biggest thing is
raw honey I know what's in that you
those bees are putting in there bees
shit I I don't know if it's bee shit
DAVE: honey is good uh I I'm I'm not a sweet
guy I I don't like the sweet stuff RON: yeah
but I mean it it's bacteria it's
anti-inflammatory it's got a lot of
healing properties and there's you know
you can't heat it above
180° because you'll lose that but there
there are natural remedies out there you
know c c cumin cumin whatever that
fucker is DAVE: I love cumin RON: yeah but that's
the kind of stuff you know even cayenne
pepper yeah um cayenne pepper is really
good for you the metals iron magnesium
DAVE: they say turmeric is supposed to be good
RON: turmeric is really
good um so yeah so that's kind of stuff
you can do and we're going to discuss
how to kind of grow this in your own you
know grow a lot of the stuff in your
garden and how to process it so you know
what's in your medicine what what's in
the this the vitamins you are taking um
to to increase your uh immune system
it's it's going to be tough because we
say the wrong word we there's so many
alphabet agencies that will come after
us so we're we're being very cautious of
how we do this but we are going to
discuss you know and then let's you know
I I just want to do a a real quick thing
on prepping um if you're going to prep
food you know obviously there's a lot of
easy stuff peanut butter crackers nuts
cereal that kind of stuff is really good
for you but let's also not forget about
Fido and uh what's a good cat what's the
good name for a cat what's a general cat
name DAVE: Rex RON: Rex phto and Rex Rex DAVE: Tom RON: oh Tom
Fido and Tom Tom Cat I like that let not
forget about your pets uh prep food for
your pets too people um a lot of the pet
food is made in China that's what you
can use the fish heads for yeah you go I
be funny fun to use for the fish heads
cuz cuz actually literally I was eating
shrip last night and my uh my male cat
was uh he was like he's Tom Cat around
me kind of kind of checking shit out and
uh and am might give him some of the
breading and then some of the extra
shrimp he's like the fuck you giving me
that for I want the Tails he really
wanted the Tails I don't know why he
wanted the Tails he seemed to enjoy them
who am I to stop that um he's his own
person he's his own something he's a
living being um and then uh yeah so I do
have animals I got two cats and two dogs
um Fred's my my big dog and Charlotte's
my small dog um and but but you do want
to protect them and you want to make
sure they got food too so you can you in
lot of ways you can make their you can
make your own dog food with chicken rice
carrots apparently dogs love carrots
because every time I put carrots in
their food they're just like really give
me more uh but chicken you know there's
a lot of stuff you can do but at least
have some dry food on hand in case
something goes sideways I mean just
remember what what was it what we 2024
so uh three four years ago you couldn't
find toal paper still don't understand
that one I still have a lot of questions
on Where the totet paper went cuz we
manufacture toilet paper 24 hours a day
with huge warehouses but yet couldn't
find a rollal toilet paper at the
grocery store um I don't know federal
government have something to do with
that but who knows but I'm always GNA
blame the government for everything goes
wrong with this country probably because
it is the reason government's fault but
um yeah but but take care of your pet as
much as yourself people we need to prep
stuff um you know there's there's a
potential Civil War coming um I don't
really want to go down that route cuz I
really hope it doesn't happen but um we
are letting a lot of people in this
country and we we'll go into this more
detail another show but there's an app
out that if you're in another country
you can download the app and apply for
um Acceptance in the United States and
we'll fly you in free of charge we'll
fly you around the country free of
charge um and it's all young men coming
in the families have stopped
um we we we're basically bringing in
armies and I I and if you really want to
go into my conspiracy theor I believe
the un's a part of this and the UN is is
making sure we because I mean
technically in the United States
Constitution we cannot turn on Military
on our own citizens the patriot kind of
pushes that a little bit but uh um
they're not American citizens they can
come after us but one good things I love
about Americans we love our
guns
and we love we got plenty of guns and
plenty of bullets so if you want to
start some shit DAVE: I actually lost all my
guns in a boating accident RON: yeah you know
I had the same problem DAVE: well really they
sunk DAVE: well they're metal RON: really it happened right
before they passed that law that says
you can't lose your guns that way
anymore know yeah I I I mean I literally
DAVE: I had the expensive one too RON: I know I I
at this point I've got a machete and a
slingshot um and that's that's what I'm
going to protect my my my family with
and my property um but the slingshot it
really shoots lead really quick at you
so you might not want to fuck around and
find out because my slingshots
amazing I have like the best slingshot
in the
world it it makes a loud pop too but it
but understand this it is a slingshot
it's not a
gun I don't own I don't own any guns I
don't know what you're talking about so
DAVE: do we have a plan for next week do you
have a you have a topic RON: oh dear God I've
got so many topics I know what I'm going
to talk about next week I kind of went I
kind of went down a deep Rabbit Hole
DAVE: should we should we give them a sneak
preview RON: well I I don't know where to go
with this because the I mean I don't
want to go too much into this but but I
think I brought up before the missing
children out of Hawaii it's for there's
2,000 kids missing out of Hawaii well
you you can bring that one up yeah but
then but what about Texas is that
there's there's U there's a a group of
uh Missing exploited children
they say that during natural disasters
kids come up missing I but I also don't
want to dwell on that because DAVE: I was
thinking more like what what's the tip
you're gonna talk about RON: let's just keep
it simple um we'll talk about simple
politics because I don't want to do this
deep dive because it's just depressing
um and I I'm going to start talking
about Gardens and learning let's go from
exploited children to Gardens I guess
because gards make me feel so much
better um you know learn what zone
you're in and learn how to grow You Know
cover there's a lot of stuff you can
learn and we'll talk about that that's
kind of where we're going to go next
week because this this week kind of went
a little crazy but it's our first week
so gives give us a a little bit of uh
leeway on this one DAVE: well I think I'm
going to talk about uh secure messaging
apps RON: you you know actually that that
little email trip you gave my wife and I
the other day that was kind of cool so
there there's some stuff we can do um
and and and Dave's actually got a lot of
concept you a lot of ways to handle
stuff even if the internet crashed and
stuff there's there's ways to also you
know keep Communications going and I
think that's important um again we're
not selling fear here we're not but you
know anything could happen right now and
the best day is when when we find out
Dave and I are wrong and I'm okay with
that because that means America is still
strong and we're doing well um I just
think we might have some dark days ahead
of us I think we're going to be just
fine we may have to uh defend that a
little bit but uh I think I'm okay with
that I'll do what I have I mean I think
DAVE: I think the stuff we're teaching is
helpful even even if nothing happens
RON: you're right
andain yeah well I mean seriously if I
teach you if I if I give you advice on
how to grow a garden how to do cover
crops to protect your other plants and
you have a fruitful garden and you know
a year from now two years from now five
years from now nothing bad has happened
but yet you got a basket of fresh fruit
in your house really you're going to be
up that because you could have
GMO latent vegetables like tomatoes that
are like bigger than my head and that's
normal it's not but you'll have smaller
tomatoes that tasted much better and are
much better for your body so so the
reality is no matter what we talk about
here you're going to benefit from it one
way or another um but just be prepared
in case something bad happens that's all
I'm saying DAVE: sounds like a good uh way to
end this show RON: good way to end it up oh
dear God I hope so because there's a lot
I got pee really bad cuz I've been
drinking coffee I've not coffee all
night long DAVE: we will talk to you next week
RON: yep see you next we're going to do a
onewe podcast and uh uh I I think you
know we might add in a a bi-weekly by
bi-weekly we might add in a couple more
podcasts I use word by turns some too
many people on um about like
self-defense classes and stuff like that
um and then uh yeah so we we'll kind of
see where this goes and um once we have
more than one listener that'll help us
out as well and we have ways to make
comments and follow us on um whatever
site we're you're watching it on so we
can hopefully get um some in some input
on what you guys want and we'll uh we'll
be there for you so all right thanks a
lot for
listening DAVE: over and out RON: over and out good
buddy 104 goodbye got go take a 10 10
one