Explicit Bugout Bags. Wood Burning Stoves.
Ep. 06

Bugout Bags. Wood Burning Stoves.

Episode description

Dexter Reed, OJ Simpson, bugout bags, REAL magic you can do with a deck of cards, wood burning grills, and more on Episode 6 of The Canary in the Cage Podcast!

Resources discussed on the show:

Solitaire Cipher (https://www.schneier.com/academic/solitaire/), an extremely secure encryption algorithm using only a deck of cards. Mnemonic 2 Cards (https://home.xens.org/xmr/), a tool to convert crypto mnemonic seeds into a deck of cards and back. Rocket Stove Designs (https://homesthetics.net/rocket-stove-plans/), to build your own wood burning grill.

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RON: All right, welcome to the Canary in the Cage podcast. You've got Ron Morgan here and DAVE: Dave

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Havlicek. RON: So Dave, I heard you have a special announcement. DAVE: So last week, we did a Monero

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giveaway, 0.01 Monero, which is about a dollar and change. Some guy snatched it up right

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away. RON: Oh, really? DAVE: Yeah. So congratulations to Louis Marie. RON: Hey, Louis, man. Thanks for listening.

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Wow. Tell your friends. DAVE: And we're going to be doing these every week, hopefully going forward.

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So stay tuned for this week's challenge. RON: Yeah, I'm actually going to be trying to come up with

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some like prepper skills challenges here in the future. Kinda see if you guys are even listening

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to me or if it's just Dave you're listening to, I'm not really sure yet. You know, because we're

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on the dark web. So you guys may be muting me out and just listening to Dave. Who knows?

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So, you know, I don't watch TV too much or at least the TV news because, you know, it's the TV news.

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But I did learn something today. It was kind of weird. DAVE: Yeah? RON: I learned that, you know, the

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eclipse we had, which, hey, thank you, we survived. Yeah. No rapture, no earthquakes. Sorry

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about that. I kind of thought there might be one or two. But I was wrong as usual.

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But no, I learned that the eclipse and the cicadas that are coming here this year are signs of global

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warming. DAVE: Oh yeah? How's that work? RON: Well, okay. Well, it was on The View. So I actually wasn't

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watching the TV. It was a clip that I saw. But Whoopi Goldberg actually shot the lady down when

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she was talking. DAVE: Really? RON: She's like, that's not a sign of global warming. Guys, we can't be crazy

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this. So I was kind of weird that, and there's a reason I believe it's true now because I can't

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agree with Whoopi Goldberg. I mean, no, I mean, there's, you know, I gotta have some checks and

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balances in life here. And she's one of them. DAVE: Broken clocks, you know? RON: Yeah, maybe every, every,

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she's not right twice a day though. You cannot give her twice a day. Jesus.

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DAVE: Okay. So explain how an eclipse, which is an astronomical phenomenon that happens,

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you know, the moon and the sun, how can that be related to global warming? RON: Well, that and you

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have cicadas that come around every seven years since I was born. DAVE: Well, there's actually different

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species on different cycles. Did you know that? RON: Yes, I did actually. DAVE: They all have prime numbers.

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RON: I did not know that. Oh, shit, we're learning something. DAVE: That's true. Do you know why are they prime numbers?

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RON: Why? DAVE: So they avoid interfering with each other as much as possible. So because prime numbers,

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when you, when you multiply them, they don't line up very often. So like 13 and 17. RON: Yeah. DAVE: If you,

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if you count every 13 years and every 17 years, they won't line up very often. I think they'll

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line up every hundred something years. RON: Yeah, I believe like once in my life, they lined up actually.

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Yeah, no, I mean, it's just global, I kind of did that because the global warming is,

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it's kind of a catch all for everything. DAVE: Something happens? Global warming. RON: Well,

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it's too hot. It's global warming. It's too cold. It's global warming. It's like, just stop.

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DAVE: Global warming. The glaciers are not melting. Global warming. RON: So when I lived in Seattle,

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and it's funny because I heard this interview probably about a month before I moved here to

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Vegas and they're like, oh, global warming is so bad, we're going to heat up by one to two degrees

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over the next 10 years. And we, how could anybody survive at 95 degrees? I'm like,

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DAVE: So like that number is a global average, which how the fuck does that even translate

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into local temperatures? But I think what the biggest effect if this is happening is that

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people are going to have to move from the equator to more north or south. RON: So we're all going to

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become snowbirds? DAVE: Well, no, but there won't be snow in those areas. That's why you're moving.

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RON: Oh, I got you. DAVE: But the funny thing is, if you look at, you know, a globe,

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that's where all the mass of the land is. RON: Wait, wait, a globe or a flat thing? DAVE: No, no, a globe.

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Well, whatever you want to look at. RON: I'm not a flat earther. Please don't harass me on that.

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I don't want the email. DAVE: But that's where all the land is. So like a lot of that land, like Canada,

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right? You can't really farm in Canada, right? Because it's just ice a lot of the time.

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So if that was year round temperate, that would all be farmland. So it would actually be good in

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the long term for humans. But you do have that, you know, cost of moving everybody.

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RON: Okay. Speaking of Canada, and we did not set this up, people, their, their gas is

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equal to $10 of America. DAVE: Holy shit. RON: They have a new global tax on their gas. DAVE: Oh, my God.

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RON: Yeah. So Canadians are pissed. Get rid of Trudeau people. Just like here in America,

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Vote Smart. DAVE: Justin Castro. RON: Is he, is he, is he the related to the guy from Cuba? DAVE: Well, if you'd

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look at the photos of two next to each other, it looks fucking the same thing. RON: That's just our

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opinion. We're probably wrong. DAVE: He doesn't look anything like his supposed father. RON: Yeah, no, I mean,

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that's true. So maybe he is a communist bastard. Speaking of communist bastards, did you hear what

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a, actually, I don't, you know, I go back and forth Putin, you know? No, I mean, he, he does what's

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best for his country and his country loves him. DAVE: I think he does what's best for Putin.

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RON: But I mean, he is loved in Russia, in Mother Russia. DAVE: Well, what happens to people who don't love him?

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RON: Well, they die in plane crashes, they die in prison. DAVE: I thought they got thrown out of buildings,

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like the 24th story. I thought that was the thing there. RON: Sorry, Putin. It's in our opinion,

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we were probably wrong. DAVE: Don't poison me. RON: Or shoot me with a heart attack gun. No, he is, he came out

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a couple of days ago and said, so that attack, that theater attack in Russia. The guys who

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confid... they caught the guys. So the guys could not get back. DAVE: Allegedly. RON: Oh, shit, you're going

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deeper than I did. No. And so they're like, well, it's ISIS, you know, they blame ISIS. And I also

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learned this that I think I mentioned this last week is ISIS is the creation of the CIA and

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Obama. DAVE: Right. RON: So, but Putin came out and said Joe Biden and Hunter Biden is responsible for that

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attack because they, they used, Burisma is the ones that hired them. DAVE: Okay. RON: At least that's what

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the shooters are saying. DAVE: Yeah. RON: So I don't know. DAVE: I might say that too. RON: What's that? DAVE: I might say that

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too. I'll say whatever the fuck you want if you're torturing me. I mean, that's the thing is they

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use these tactics over there where it's like, it's not, you know, it's not useful. RON: Stop

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bringing logic into this. No, I know. No, but I mean, it's, I mean, we're, I mean, okay, the pipeline.

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Did we blow it up or did somebody else blow it up? The Nord Stream pipeline. DAVE: I mean, define "we",

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right? Because like, are you RON: United States Navy? DAVE: Well, because if we pay some independent contractors

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that are foreign nationals, does that count as us doing it? RON: Well, I mean, I believe there was a

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Navy ship in the area about a couple days before DAVE: They could have just trained the guys. RON: Libertarians

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don't always necessarily have the same opinion. We have a wide view. DAVE: I mean, I don't have an opinion.

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I just like none of it makes any fucking sense. It's all fishy. RON: That is true. DAVE: I mean, it's the whole

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cui bono, right? Who benefits? Does Russia benefit in any way? From.. RON: What was that?

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DAVE: Cui bono. It's a Latin. RON: Stop using Latin. DAVE: Didn't you go to Catholic school as a Chicagoan?

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RON: No. DAVE: I went to Catholic school. RON: Yeah, I was raised in Indiana, though,

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until I was 15. So I'm Southern. I was raised Southern Baptist, which I recommend not for kids

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people. All organized religions. DAVE: I'll tell you, Catholic school is great. It's the best way to

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become an atheist. RON: Oh, shit, dude. I know so many Catholic Catholic students that caught their ass

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whooped by nuns. Oh, Jesus. DAVE: We never got hit or anything, but they were rough. I mean, they were

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mean and nasty. RON: They're nuns though. Stop leaving the penguins alone. Jesus. DAVE: They started it. RON: Yes,

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they did. So you're running for Congress, correct? DAVE: Yeah. RON: So DAVE: unfortunately. RON: well, no,

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this might benefit you. No, I mean, this is actually pretty big because you have the FBI spies on

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people, allegedly, kind of sure, maybe not. DAVE: I know they have files on me. RON: So I'm going to jump over

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to the FISA warrants. DAVE: Yeah. RON: The FISA warrants were, it's a warrant that you can get to spy on people.

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Typically, we do foreign nationals and terrorist. Have we caught any terrorists by a FISA warrant?

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DAVE: Not that I know of. RON: Okay. But we use the FISA warrants to spy on Americans. DAVE: Right. RON: Okay. So

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that's where I'm kind of getting at here. So with the FISA warrants, they're, okay, so they're

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bringing up the FISA warrant for a vote and it's having a rough road in Congress right now because

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apparently there might be a couple Republicans who remember they're Republicans, which I'd be pretty

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happy to hear that. So the reason, well, it should fail because it should fucking fail.

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Stop spying on us without a warrant. But so the new bill says that we can use FISA warrants

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to spy on people. DAVE: Right. RON: Except for Congress. Yeah. DAVE: Of course. RON: Well, actually, maybe not

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except for Congress. I guess how it's worded is if you spy on a member of Congress, you have to

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let them know. DAVE: Oh, okay. Well.. RON: I'm pretty sure that that conversation is never going to happen.

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DAVE: Actually, on the way here, I was reading a tweet by Thomas Massey not in not while driving, but

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after I stopped for food. So he was explaining that the vote they had today wasn't actually on

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the bill. It was whether to bring the bill for a vote. RON: Oh, okay. DAVE: And he said,

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there's actually two camps on this, like one camp wants to bring the bill

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so that they can get it on record who's voting for this shit. And then the other camp doesn't want

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to bring the bill at all. And what Massey was saying, there's a there's a risk that if you don't

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bring the bill at all, the speaker can like sneak through some other bullshit like in an omnibus

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package or so it's a little more complicated than RON: well, that's some yeah, but that sounds like

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some like an intelligent move. DAVE: Well, yeah. Well, which one? RON: Well, I'm talking about Congress.

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I mean, have they done it in a television movie recently? DAVE: I don't think so. RON: And oh, and we got

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sort of breaking news that the head of the FBI said we should expect terrorist attacks in America

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in the very, very near future. DAVE: That's great. iRON: What could stop that? Because the FISA warrants

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stopped that. DAVE: The FISA warrants could let the FBI know where the attack's going to be so that they could

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do nothing about it. RON: So maybe the government is lying to actually in this case, would be the FBI

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lying to us. DAVE: They wouldn't do that. RON: I don't know. I think they would. DAVE: I mean, it's not like they

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lied when they were first founded or anything, right? RON: I mean, even Fox News is asking why this

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isn't being passed. So basically, if Fox News, CNN, any of those little alphabet news networks

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wants them to pass, I vote no. But yet Congress is in their pockets. Oh, shit. What else do we

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want to talk about? DAVE: Well, okay, so I have a good one. RON: Oh. DAVE: I, well, I don't know when this happened,

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but like the hit the news cycle the other day. So in Chicago, there was a shooting of a police

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shooting of a traffic stop suspect. So I watched the video, the body cam came out. RON: Yeah. DAVE: Did you

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watch the body cam footage? RON: Yes, I did. DAVE: So I mean, this cops do not look good in this situation.

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RON: Oh, really? DAVE: No. So like, okay, number one, they're in plain clothes, right? They cut, they cut the guy

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off in traffic to get him to stop. Now, I don't know what happened before that. So it could have been

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RON: I saw the edited version then DAVE: it could have been that they were trying to stop him and and he wasn't stopping.

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But I don't know that. So we get we get after they exit the vehicle, RON: okay, DAVE: ordering him. So

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so plain clothes cops get out of their non marked car. And this woman cop is screaming at him to

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roll his window down. RON: But she was in uniform though, wasn't she? DAVE: No, she was not in uniform.

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Other ones, other ones were RON: So the picture I had was her back. So I didn't Oh, you know what? I

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should recognize there was the blue and the flag was not there, I guess. DAVE: Yeah. No, I think she was

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wearing like a blue vest or something. RON: Okay, DAVE: or the navy blue vest. But so anyway, she's screaming

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to roll his window down, which you don't actually have to do in a traffic stop. You don't have to

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really read RON: That is true. Learn what traffic stop laws. DAVE: And then he so actually his window was already

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down. So he was rolling it up. RON: Right. DAVE: Now allegedly, this first seatbelt violation. So like,

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the windows are titted as fuck, which is probably against the law in Chicago. RON: It is. DAVE: But if the

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windows are titted, how can you tell he's not wearing a seatbelt to stop the car? RON: Again,

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you're using logic. Logic doesn't mix in with DAVE: anyway, so he starts rolling his window up and

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she starts going off the fucking handle. She grabs his door and starts trying to know you can't do

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that. That is that is worth the amendment violation. RON: That is a constitutional violation. Yes, it is.

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DAVE: And the door is locked. So like she's really pissed off. And then she draws her gun.

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Now, okay, no, the one the one thing is if a cop on traffic stop says you want to have to get out

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of the car, you actually have to get out of the car according to law. RON: If it's a lawful order.

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DAVE: Well, anytime they say get out of the car, RON: it's a lawful order if they pull you over for

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an alleged crime. DAVE: Yes, which is a bullshit Supreme Court decision. But you know, it is what it is.

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But she never said that she never said get out of the car. She just yanked the door and then she

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pulled her gun. Now like, imagine you're in the situation, right? You're driving someone cuts you

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off in an unmarked car and they get out and swarm you and start saying, roll the window down, open

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the door and like they pull at your door and then they pull a gun on you. I mean, RON: Okay, I again,

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this video I watched. So I mean, I thought I watched most of it. Maybe I haven't seen the

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full video yet. And we all do know CPD is known to shoot people. DAVE: Yeah. RON: But he did fire first though,

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right? DAVE: So that's another thing that's how do we know that he fired first? Because it's not in the

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video anywhere. RON: The you hear the gun popping and then you see the cops scater. DAVE: Yeah, but I remember

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RON: Doesn't mean he shot first DAVE: a couple of weeks ago and Acorn hit a car and then a cop started shooting. RON: No,

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I will defend that officer. An acorn is dangerous. Man, actually, that guy quit. DAVE: Now, okay, so

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so the really the only reason that they're saying he shot first is because the cops all say he shot

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first. Right? Okay, well, who shot first at Ruby Ridge? RON: Oh, I'm guessing the ATF. DAVE: Okay, but they say

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that they didn't. Right? RON: Yeah. DAVE: Now like, I don't know. So in regardless, even if he shot first,

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that's a fucking self defense justified shooting. RON: If there were no uniformed officers. DAVE: So there were

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uniformed officers RON: in his plain sight. DAVE: Right, exactly. We don't know where they were in relation to

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what and honestly, even if you know that they're cops, like these guys are fucking nuts. What are

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they doing? It's a traffic stop. RON: But the reality is if you shoot at the cops, more than likely,

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you're going to die. DAVE: I understand that. RON: So don't shoot a cop. DAVE: Well, if you shoot at British

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soldiers that are coming to take your guns, more than likely you're going to die. RON: Oh, we're going

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to a deep move on that one. DAVE: That's what it is. Like, you know, you either stand up for your rights or

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you don't. RON: Yeah, DAVE: Sometimes you have to die for them. RON: Well, true. No, no, and I agree. I just,

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it looked to me like he shot first, but you actually be a valid point. We only hear the popping,

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not the muzzle flashes. So I guess we truly don't know. I mean, in Chicago cops, as much as

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I like them and got family members in the department. I mean, they have shot unarmed people.

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There was the lady with the cellphone. DAVE: I told you my dad shot a guy. I told that story on the show,

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or was that off the show? RON: I think you said, yeah, I think you might have on the first show. DAVE: Okay.

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RON: I don't listen on the show. So I'm in my zone. DAVE: I know I told the story. I just don't remember

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who's on the show or off the show. RON: You must be on the show because we really don't talk off the show.

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No. So I mean, I do remember the girl, she got out of her car.

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It was at a traffic stop. She had a cellphone in her hand. The cop claimed there was a reflection

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off of the metal of the phone. Most phones aren't metal, but some are. I mean, there's like one or

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two that are and they cut her down. Well, actually, but there was also the under, oh, this goes back,

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like, Jesus, it was back in the nineties, maybe. I hope it wasn't your dad.

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It was an off duty cop. DAVE: No, it wasn't. RON: No, I don't mean he was at a stop light. And that's back

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when they allowed the homeless people to clean your windshield. So don't let the homeless

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were cleaning your windshield because more than likely it's urine in the bucket. DAVE: It's going to

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get worse. RON: Yeah. But the cop said, hey, don't clean my windshield. DAVE: Right. RON: And the guy did.

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He was demanding money. Got a little too aggressive that off duty cop got out and shot the guy.

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And then, oh, then there was the car jacking that took place in front of a

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bar. It was actually in my neighborhood. It was on Orleans street, I believe it was.

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And he pulled up and it was valet and when he got out, this might have been a suburban cop

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visiting Chicago on a clubbing night. And guy jumped to the garden and just took off.

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This son of a bitch stood in the middle of the road and emptied his clip to completely disregard

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for human life safety. So that is my problem because I believe the guy was shot 12 or 15 times.

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But do the math, how many bullets were fired for him to be shot that much? DAVE: Right. RON: Because it's

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funny. There was a shooting in Chicago and the police were involved. Again, this is going back

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years ago, but I believe they counted 87 bullets were fired and no one was hit.

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DAVE: Yeah, they don't get much range time. RON: Yeah, Chicago cops. I mean, I love you. I do, even though

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you're a cop, I still do because you know, you guys, but practice shooting your goddamn gun.

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DAVE: So the other thing like I want to address is a lot of the people that are that are defending

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the cops on this also have like Molon Labe bumper stickers and and from my cold dead hands,

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like what the fuck are you doing? That's what this is, right? RON: Yeah. DAVE: I mean,

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RON: well, so okay, so we bring up the next issue. Is this is this another George George Floyd situation?

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DAVE: Well, RON: no, no, not the actual actions of the. No, no, no. DAVE: Yeah, I get what you're saying.

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RON: Is this going to turn into the riots of 24. DAVE: So here's the thing about that, like,

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they love to protest the most on the worst cases. RON: Yeah, because George Floyd, I mean, I'm, you know,

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I'm not advocating put your knee on a neck. DAVE: No, it was wrong, RON: but well, but then it was in the

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training though, DAVE: it was, but I, you know, like, RON: but common sense, common sense tells you. DAVE: But no,

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like there's, there was a guy, I don't want to get his name wrong. I think it was John Williamson

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or something like that. He was in Walmart's and Walmart sells BB guns and shotguns and other

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RON: in certain states. DAVE: But so he grabbed it. Now the BB gun is just off the shelf, right? Okay. So he

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had he grabbed a BB gun and he was walking around doing a shopping, right? And he had the BB gun in

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a safe manner. RON: Okay. DAVE: And you know, some retard called the cops and said, who's a guy walking around

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with a gun? And the cops coming, they just started blasting them. Now, like you didn't hear about

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this in the news, right? RON: Must have been white. DAVE: No, no, he was black guy. RON: Oh, really? DAVE: Yeah. RON: Okay. DAVE: But

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he's a black guy who liked guns. RON: Oh, DAVE: and who wants to legally buy a BB gun. RON: No, no. DAVE: So like,

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they can't, they can't go with that angle, right? And then there was the whole Michael Brown hands up.

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Remember, like he was, he reached into the cop car and like was beating the shit out of the cops,

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and like reached for the cop's gun. And but they went obsessed over this guy. Or there was the guy

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in like the Wendy's parking lot. That was the, the, the Racine Wisconsin one. RON: I think they burned

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that Wendy's down actually. DAVE: But like all the, all the cases where the cops were 100% wrong. And

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like, it was actually an unarmed guy that was just minding his own business. The news just walks away.

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They never talk about that. RON: No, DAVE: it's, it's ridiculous. RON: I mean, and that's, that's one of the

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things I was thinking about talking about. I've been going back and forth on this with the media

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and the politicians. And they, it's the fact that they lie so much. I mean, again, I know people

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that, you know, they, they're not conspiracy minded like me. They're not, you know, they don't do the

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deep dives. They don't listen to right wing podcasts. They listen to CNN. They believe all this stuff.

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DAVE: I mean, if you, if you ask the average person, how many unarmed black people do the cop shoot

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every year, they'll probably say like, Oh, a thousand. RON: Oh yeah. It's no way. DAVE: It's less than 10.

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RON: It's actually, if you look at the FBI crime statistics, more unarmed white guys are shot

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than black guys. But keep in mind though, that's a mathematical bullshit equation because the black

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community is only 13% of our, you know, of our population and, you know, we're much larger. So

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yes, if you look at the true numbers, there probably is more white guys shot unarmed. But

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yeah, cops just, hey, how do you fix this? DAVE: Well, let's just get rid of cops. We don't need cops.

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RON: Oh, we're talking about like a wild west kind of stuff.

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DAVE: Huh? RON: Like Wild West. DAVE: Oh, yeah, absolutely. No, the Wild West is a misnomer. I mean,

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it was great out here back then. I mean,

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RON: Yeah, but the mentality was different. DAVE: Well, so the mentality follows the conditions, right?

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RON: True. DAVE: So if you have no cops, if you know that your defense is in your own hands,

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suddenly everybody becomes nicer, right? Like,

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RON: No, I mean, and that, and that there's a theory I've looked at that that is actually

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probably very true. And that could explain the Wild West. There's a lot of guys carrying guns.

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DAVE: Right. RON: So there was, there was less activity because you're like,

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why if I fuck around, I'm going to find out. DAVE: Exactly. So like, everyone talks about,

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you know, Jesse James and Billy the kid. Now, like, RON: it's all overblown. DAVE: Well, it's not,

22:21

not necessarily, but you can maybe name 20 big name outlaws, right? That were,

22:27

that were bank robber killers, whatever. And, but here's the thing. Those are literally the

22:32

only guys who were doing it. RON: Right. DAVE: There was 20 guys. That was your crime. And, and like,

22:39

RON: I heard one, DAVE: What did they actually get away with? RON: what I heard once there was more bank robberies in America

22:46

now in one week than ever happened in the Wild West. DAVE: That's not surprising.

22:50

RON: Yeah. It probably is true. DAVE: I mean, it's not like the bank tellers back then, they all had guns,

22:55

right? You're going to fucking walk into a bank and like try and shoot somebody. Good luck.

22:59

RON: Have you ever been to an old bank? DAVE: Not recently. RON: So I don't know if any old banks are actually

23:06

acting as a bank today, but they've converted them into other buildings, which I think it's kind

23:10

of cool. I can go in and check them out. DAVE: Yeah. RON: There's a second floor of a walkway.

23:16

There's guys with shotguns up there, or rifles or whatever. So yeah, I mean,

23:19

it probably wasn't real wise to rob a bank. Plus the posse would chase you down.

23:24

DAVE: Right. Yeah. People didn't fuck around back. Like if you, you know, because that's why like

23:29

Jesse James and shit, like they had to go from state to state. RON: Right. DAVE: Like you couldn't just sit

23:33

and, and it wasn't, it wasn't like they were living it up. Like these guys were making

23:38

basic fucking sustenance living, you know, like it wasn't even worth it to be a low level

23:43

criminal. Like you just, you don't make any money. RON: What about train robberies? I've always

23:47

found those to be kind of cool. DAVE: I think it's just a movie thing. RON: Oh man. DAVE: One of the first Western

23:52

movies was The Great Train Robbery. RON: Yeah. DAVE: I think it was like 1919 or 1918, something.

23:59

RON: Okay. No, because history, I always have a problem with history because I'll, I'll,

24:04

I'll state some facts and people are like, well, that can't be true. And it's like, well, no,

24:07

this is what I read. But I mean, does it, just because I read it doesn't make it true.

24:12

Because, you know, whoever writes the book, if you can't back it up, do you know if that's true?

24:20

Even though they think, well, no, I, I, this was, these were notes passed down with my family.

24:25

And so I believe this to be true, but you never know. Yeah. DAVE: I mean, well, history's a tough field.

24:31

RON: I mean, it is. DAVE: They have all these criteria for, for determining whether a source is reliable and

24:38

you know, checking it against other sources. RON: So one of my, this is not something I would normally

24:44

bring up on the podcast, but this is one of my more of like my things that I'll say in a group

24:49

of people when we started our conversation that I want to see the shock value because this I do

24:54

believe is true and I'll back that up in a second. But have you ever heard me say Abraham Lincoln was

24:58

gay? DAVE: Maybe. RON: Not that there's any wrong being gay. I'm just saying. DAVE: I think I have heard this one.

25:06

Yeah. RON: So there was, well, there's a couple of reasons why I do believe this.

25:09

One, the guy who wrote the book about it and he, you know, he called it out, the dude cited sources.

25:15

He had letters in Abraham Lincoln's handwriting to his male lovers and Abraham Lincoln was known to

25:21

have two, two male lovers in his, in his career. One was in Illinois, which another thing that

25:27

bothers me because I don't focus very well, the land of Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln was born in Kentucky.

25:33

DAVE: Right. And he grew up in Indiana. RON: And then moved to Illinois. DAVE: Yeah. RON: And who has the land of Lincoln

25:38

on their license plate? DAVE: Oh, he was a senator. He was a lawyer and then he became a senator and then

25:43

the president. RON: Okay. So it doesn't matter where you're born. It's just where you're, okay. So,

25:47

you know, and then I'm not even getting to Mary Todd, who looked like a guy. I mean, she did.

25:52

I'm sorry. But it was, it was the 1800s. I'm putting my, you know, to 24, 2024 view on 1862 or

26:01

whatever those pictures were taken. But, and then there's the, the log cabin Republicans.

26:09

Are you familiar with this group? Do you know why they're called the log cabin Republicans?

26:13

DAVE: It must be because of Abraham Lincoln. RON: He was born in a log cabin and they have

26:17

adopted the fact that he was gay. Couldn't he have been bi? RON: Well, he had to be. Okay. You know

26:23

what? That's actually a valid point. I'd love that because he did sleep with Mary Todd. DAVE: Yeah. I mean,

26:29

he had children allegedly. RON: Kind of sort of babies. Really don't know. DAVE: I mean, how did you prove

26:34

paternity back then? You couldn't really tell. RON: I mean, did he have kids with Mary Todd? I think

26:39

DAVE: I thought he did. RON: Did Mary Todd give birth? DAVE: Well, I, RON: I don't know. I mean, it's not, it's not my thing.

26:45

DAVE: Yeah. RON: I looked at it. I don't expect you to go, well, yeah, Ron, you see, you know,

26:51

no, I get it. Okay. DAVE: Let's put it this way. I think there's a higher probability that those are Abe

26:57

Lincoln's kids than that those are Obama's kids. Let's put it that way. RON: Oh my God.

27:05

DAVE: Cancelled. RON: Yeah. So how are you? So how is Michael doing? DAVE: I haven't paid attention. RON: You know,

27:13

I try not to get into these crazy fucking conspiracy theories, but they picked, they said the guy's

27:19

name. DAVE: Look, I'm not saying that Michelle Obama is a man. I'm just saying those aren't her kids.

27:25

Those aren't their kids. RON: I'm just saying there's something weird in the tight dress.

27:30

I mean, it was there. I mean, it wasn't there. Oh, come on. I can go into more detail.

27:35

DAVE: Let's, let's move forward. RON: I don't know. I, I, you know, I, I'm not an Obama fan.

27:40

DAVE: So Lincoln. RON: Lincoln being gay. Yeah. Let's, yeah, let's move off of that. I see this one going south too.

27:48

DAVE: Like Lincoln did. RON: Oh! See, we, okay. So we have a new audio box here and it has

27:54

sound effects. And I seriously have to get the drum roll on that because that would have been a

27:59

perfect spot for it. Okay. Let's try to get into at least history of what's going on within last

28:05

like five years and not 150 years. Oh, did you know that small, we gave smallpox to the Indians?

28:12

DAVE: Oh yeah. RON: No, no, no, no. I'm actually reading a book. I don't know why I just did that. Oh yeah,

28:17

of course I knew that. Yeah. No, well, no, they're saying that there's no way that actually happened.

28:21

DAVE: What? RON: Because back in the, okay. So we're going back to the, so the stories originated back in the 1700s

28:27

before we were a country. DAVE: Okay. That's not when that happened at all. RON: No, no, there's, there's evidence.

28:32

The smallpox outbreak was in 1750 that actually took out one of the tribes.

28:37

DAVE: Oh, well, there may have been later ones, but like the original one was in the 1490, like,

28:42

RON: Oh, you're going even further back. DAVE: Yeah, yeah. Because when Columbus came here,

28:46

the natives had never experienced smallpox at all. So they had no immunity, no way to defend it. And I

28:53

think by the time Columbus came back a second time, like 80% of the natives were dead.

29:01

I could be wrong. RON: No, no, no, no, but I guess what I'm reading in the book is from the 17th,

29:06

the mid 1700th century. They said there was no doctors or physicians out there that were savvy

29:12

enough at that disease to even know what it's going to do. Now they may have given, tainted

29:20

hospital blankets to people. DAVE: Yeah, but they wouldn't have known. RON: Right. The doctors didn't know.

29:23

DAVE: Right. So it wasn't done on purpose. They didn't deliberately do it. RON: Yeah. And then there's a famous,

29:28

again, it wasn't going to bring this up today. So I, I cite my stories if you need to,

29:32

but there was a steamboat going down the apparently the Mississippi river because they said it was

29:37

in Missouri. And there was a guy on there smallpox and he ended up giving it to the natives,

29:44

which technically weren't natives because they came across the Bering bridge.

29:47

DAVE: That was like 20,000 years ago. RON: So you become native after what, 10,000 years? DAVE: Something like that.

29:51

RON: Okay. So I don't know. So they're saying that he caused the outbreak just because he had contact

29:59

with people. DAVE: Right. RON: So I don't know. I mean, again, I don't know why I jumped back to that.

30:03

Why is that? It's saying recent, recent stuff, but yeah, DAVE: well, see, yeah,

30:06

but smallpox evolved with white people, essentially in the, in the old world.

30:11

And when, when we brought it over, like they just had no defenses.

30:16

RON: But did, but did the white people know what they were doing? DAVE: I mean, RON: did they know what it was?

30:19

DAVE: So I think you might have known that you get sick and if you're around a sick person, you also get

30:27

sick, but they didn't know about germs. They didn't know about microorganisms. RON: So was it biological

30:32

warfare or not? DAVE: I doubt it. I mean, like you would first have to find a sick guy and say,

30:37

hey, sick guy, go over there. RON: Ideally the people with the blight is wouldn't they've gotten sick

30:43

and died too? DAVE: Well, the thing is, because the white people had immunity built up, not all of them

30:49

got sick. And then even when they did, it was more mild. RON: No, no, no immunity doesn't work.

30:54

DAVE: What? RON: What was it? Fauci told us. Well, natural immunity doesn't work. DAVE: There you go. RON: You need

30:59

a vaccine to prevent the spread of the disease. Well, it stops you from getting into the disease.

31:04

DAVE: I'm not a scientist. So, you know, RON: Neither am I, but you know, that's bullshit.

31:09

You know, how is Fauci doing today? See, DAVE: I hope he's dead. RON: You know what pisses me off? Okay.

31:13

DAVE: Oh, you know who died? OJ died. RON: Yes, he did. He died in Florida or Vegas? DAVE: I don't know. RON: I've heard

31:18

both. DAVE: Oh, well, maybe both. And can we actually prove it? RON: Yeah, I know. Well, if it doesn't fit.

31:24

But can we call him a murderer? DAVE: You know, RON: he was not guilty in criminal court, but found guilty

31:30

in civil court. DAVE: Right. RON: But there's people all over the radio that are calling him a murderer,

31:35

which is fine. I mean, okay, I'm pretty sure it happened. But what pisses me off? So, when I drive

31:40

to work, I'd like to listen to talk radio because if I listen to music, then I get all amped up,

31:45

but I start running people off the road. Here in Vegas, I don't know, drive the speed limit.

31:52

I'm not asking you to speed. Just drive the fucking speed limit. DAVE: Too hard. RON: Oh my God, it's

31:56

scary. I think they're scared. Oh, yeah. So I just distracted myself. Holy shit. DAVE: OJ. RON: Yeah, I know,

32:07

I know, but I was going, I went off on Vegas terrain. So OJ, since they live in Vegas, he lived

32:12

in a summer in a neighborhood and he has been spotted at bars around here. But I believe he

32:17

moved over to Florida because of his kids when he died, which I didn't even know he had cancer,

32:21

but again, I don't follow him. But yeah, so with the court cases, calling him a murderer is,

32:28

it's weird because I actually, well, so this morning when I was driving to work and that's

32:33

why I don't listen to talk radio. And unfortunately, the only talk radio I can listen to in the time

32:38

that I drive to work is the Brian Kilmeade Show. Yeah. He's a Fox News commentator. Let's just

32:48

say that. He's interviewing a comic that I was actually enjoying the interview on.

32:54

And literally when the comic was talking, he's, oh, we got breaking news. OJ Simpson just died.

33:00

And the comic is like, great way to kill a comic conversation. What the hell? If you

33:06

grab a comic, you don't need to be the first one to identify it. Really. And that's,

33:11

and that's, that's the problem in this news media. We need to be the first one. And Twitter and,

33:16

well, I guess it was Twitter or Facebook. Social media is the one that caused all this

33:21

shit, which I'm glad they did. Don't get me wrong. But they freaked out the news people.

33:26

And that's why we get all these, the fake news. I mean, when you see like, I mean, even,

33:31

oh, the dude from CNN, the gray hair guy, the gay guy, Anderson Cooper, the dude is standing

33:39

in a puddle in a lake of water saying, oh, we're flooding here and people behind the camera crew,

33:46

he was standing in a retention ditch. Really? Come on. It's the line of the manipulation. It's

33:53

just killing me. DAVE: So did you watch the trial back in the day? RON: I watched the Bronco chase.

34:00

DAVE: Okay. No, I didn't really watch the trial, but I read about it afterwards when I grew up.

34:06

And the prosecutors just completely fucked it up. I mean, there were so incompetent.

34:11

The cops were incompetent. The DNA techs were incompetent. So like,

34:16

I mean, these people could just make whatever shit they want up. And the jury is just like,

34:19

oh, guilty? I mean, RON: And the glove, did not, it just doesn't fit. It doesn't, it doesn't.

34:25

DAVE: I mean, honestly, like, I don't, I don't believe any murder cases anymore. Because like, there

34:29

was a case, there was not a case, but it came out a while ago. One of the DNA techs for the

34:37

the state prosecutor's office was just making shit up. I mean, what the fuck, man? 99.999.

34:43

Yeah. If they don't fuck it up, but they don't give a fuck. RON: Yeah. That, and that is concerning to

34:49

me because I mean, and then that goes into, you know, forced confessions. DAVE: Right. RON: And I, so there's,

34:56

there was actually quite a few cases going back to the CPD, Chicago Police Department.

35:01

There was, there's a group of people, the Innocence Project. DAVE: Yeah. RON: And they will take your case if

35:09

they feel that you have a case. So they were talking to this guy on death, and this guy was on

35:16

death row. And the interview project was interviewing him. He goes, I was put in jail. I was in this

35:25

precinct in this room. He goes, go in there and flip the bench over. DAVE: Yeah. RON: And they went in there,

35:31

they flip the bench over the dude. I don't know what he had. I don't know if it was like a pan or

35:35

what he could have been a knife. He carved into the wood. I'm innocent. I was forced into

35:39

this confession. DAVE: Holy shit. And they still had the same table. RON: Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, why switch it

35:45

off? It works. It's a wooden bench. But then there's the, there was that murder of that girl.

35:51

She was like nine years old. And CPD and all their glory got, they got a confession. DAVE: Yeah.

35:58

RON: From two 11 year-olds. Which? No parents in the room. DAVE: Holy shit, dude. RON: No lawyer. And those

36:04

kids confessed. Hey, great job, Chicago PD. DAVE: Yeah. RON: But guess what? They didn't do it.

36:08

DAVE: Of course. RON: Yeah. So. I've known it's been happening. You know, so this is an issue that I've actually,

36:14

I have a son and I've got a lot of black friends and I truly do. We, we, I don't, we don't hold back

36:21

from racial conversations because to grow and move on as, as people, we need to, you know, understand

36:28

the struggles of each other. And it's, it's, there are like struggles in every race and every

36:33

nationality and everything. And they're like, well, you didn't have to have to talk with your son

36:38

about how to deal with cops. And I'm like, the hell I did. DAVE: Yeah. My dad taught me and my dad was

36:42

a cop and he told me how to deal with cops. RON: I told my son at different ages. 16 was one of them

36:48

before he started driving. 18 was another one and 21 was another one. DAVE: Right. RON: And, and basically

36:54

each conversation was a little bit different. And it's, it's not that I told him not to trust police

36:58

because I don't want him growing up with that kind of mentality. But I also. DAVE: I got that one on my own.

37:04

RON: Well, if your dad's a cop, you know, don't trust police. Yeah. But it was more of, you know,

37:11

shut your fucking mouth. DAVE: Right. RON: Shut up. Right. DAVE: Exactly. RON: Don't get caught up. They can lie to you.

37:16

You can't lie to them. DAVE: They're not talking to you to be your friend. RON: Just talk to a lawyer. And I,

37:20

and within my family, I've actually had some situations where it went bad and I'm like,

37:25

why didn't you call me? DAVE: Yeah. RON: Talk to me. I would just shut up. DAVE: Right. RON: Don't talk. DAVE: Like they put,

37:31

they know how to put the pressure on to make you want to talk. RON: Yeah. If they're, if they're trying

37:35

to close the case out, they're going to scare you. They're going to intimidate you. And if they give

37:39

you a bottle of water or can of soda, don't drink because they want your DNA. DAVE: Don't put your lips on there.

37:45

RON: Pour it in your mouth. Do not give them your DNA. Speaking of DNA, are you with 23andMe? Do you?

37:51

Do you have any? DAVE: Yeah, right. RON: So some of my family members bought my mother the 23andMe gift. DAVE: Yeah?

38:00

RON: I'm like, why did you do that for me? Because now that's my DNA. DAVE: Now it's public. RON: Now the FBI

38:05

can track me down. DAVE: Well, it's been leaked. You know that, right? Oh, no, no. RON: They gave the information

38:08

to the FBI. DAVE: No, but I mean, it's been leaked publicly. RON: Okay. DAVE: A hacker got it and leaked it out.

38:13

RON: Is he going to like build clones of me? Do I got to worry about being a clone? DAVE: I have no idea.

38:16

RON: Yeah. DAVE: Who knows? RON: That would be awesome to have a clone of me though. No, no, no. DAVE: I think it would

38:20

be terrible. RON: No, I mean, you can't handle that. My wife wants to go shopping. I'll send the clone in.

38:25

DAVE: Wasn't there a movie about that? RON: There's Homer Simpson. Sorry. Oh, no, Michael Keaton. DAVE: Yeah,

38:29

Michael Keaton. Multiplicity. RON: He kept cloning himself. And the clones kept cloning themselves.

38:35

DAVE: Yeah. Hilarious movie. RON: Yes, it was. So, okay, we go down weird roads here. The other thing I want

38:43

to talk about, this is probably more serious, but I'm sure we'll find the humor in it. Are we going

38:47

to war with Iran? DAVE: Sure, why not? We got trillions to spend, right? RON: So the people that I've been

38:55

listening to are saying we can't beat Iran. DAVE: Well, we couldn't beat Afghanistan. We couldn't beat

39:00

Iraq. We couldn't beat Vietnam. Why can't we beat Iran? RON: Well, no, okay. Now, in some ways.

39:04

DAVE: Iran's got nukes. RON: I know. So is Israel though? DAVE: Yeah, but we're not going to war with Israel.

39:09

RON: Well, okay. So the reason I asked that question is Israel bombed an embassy for Iran. DAVE: Okay.

39:17

And Iran says they have to pay for it. DAVE: Okay. RON: Now, Iran has taken action. So Iran has taken

39:22

action. They're suspended in flights out of Iran. They're calling other citizens back.

39:27

They're making moves like they're going to war. And apparently, according to one guy,

39:33

they have missiles that we can't even shoot down. We can't stop.

39:38

So DAVE: Not surprising. RON: So if they attack Israel, because I mean, they're not going to attack us

39:42

directly. DAVE: Right. RON: But if they attack Israel, even though Joe Biden said that we're not going to

39:48

get involved, but I don't know if he'll remember saying that. DAVE: Of course not. RON: So, and do we have,

39:56

we have a duty to protect Israel, right? I don't agree with that.

39:59

DAVE: I don't have a duty to do that. RON: That's a very good point. But I mean,

40:04

we've always protected Israel. DAVE: Well, okay. So what do you think the draft age people are going to do?

40:12

RON: Now, the best direct route to Canada is how? DAVE: Just go straight up 95? RON: Drive north into your

40:21

shore. Wait, how do they say sorry? Sorry. Sorry. And aboot. When you hear that, you're not getting

40:27

drafted. DAVE: There you go. RON: Well, that's the thing though. It's, I mean, we don't have a fighting

40:33

force. DAVE: No, we have people in dresses and high heels. And they're all vaxxed up. RON: So, okay. So

40:42

now here's something else I didn't want to bring up. So you have to look this up at some point.

40:46

And eventually we will have some software. We can play videos on this, because this video

40:51

really needs to be seen. In Australia, a news lady was interviewing a, they/them,

40:59

and she goes, I'm not calling you that, the reporter. I'm not saying that to you. You're a female.

41:04

Yeah. I can clearly see it. I'm not going to lie to my viewers. DAVE: Straight to jail.

41:08

RON: Yeah. No, it's Australia. I mean, they all, is Australia woke. DAVE: Oh, yeah. RON: Really? DAVE: Yeah.

41:17

Everyone's worse than America, pretty much. RON: No. In the woke community?

41:23

Yes. Have you been to Seattle?

41:28

DAVE: Well, have you been to, have you talked to a European or an Australian?

41:32

RON: Are they, are they really that, I know, I know Ireland's going woke. DAVE: They gave up their guns.

41:37

RON: Well, I've got a debate with people about this. So technically, after the gun grab,

41:41

Australia, then there are more guns in Australia than the day they bought back all the guns.

41:46

DAVE: But nobody has them?

41:47

RON: Well, no, no.

41:48

Okay, so technically, that's been debunked.

41:53

There are more guns in Australia now,

41:56

there's less people that own guns.

41:58

And people think that's a good thing.

42:02

So what you're saying is a good thing is,

42:06

less people own more guns than before.

42:09

So if you get into a fight,

42:11

so you have people that really want to own guns.

42:14

DAVE: Yeah.

42:16

RON: Not sure they're the ones you really want to own guns.

42:19

So I mean, yeah,

42:20

so the Australian argument does not hold up anymore.

42:23

DAVE: I don't know, man.

42:25

RON: Yes, I don't know.

42:27

There's theories on everything.

42:28

Who knows what is right?

42:29

Because we're lied to all the time.

42:31

And that's, I said, that's something I do,

42:33

I do want to address eventually because it's the media,

42:37

it's the politicians,

42:38

it's not Republican or Democrat,

42:39

this is both of those guys.

42:41

They're all lying to us.

42:43

And it's blatant.

42:45

I mean, Biden economics is working.

42:50

DAVE: Well, it is working.

42:51

ROL: Yeah.

42:52

DAVE: Just not for you.

42:53

RON: I mean, they're like, oh, things are cheaper.

42:54

The last jobs report, really?

42:57

They're like, oh my God,

42:58

this is an amazing jobs report.

42:59

Woo, Biden's so great.

43:00

DAVE: They're all government jobs and part-time jobs.

43:03

RON: So part-time jobs.

43:04

And the average rate of pay went down.

43:07

And our current president of the United States

43:10

is happy about that.

43:12

They called that a win.

43:14

You guys need to readdress the jobs report.

43:17

This is ridiculous.

43:18

It's a lie.

43:19

DAVE: Well, you know, they go back and adjust those every month?

43:24

Well, because they lie when it comes out.

43:26

So the media gets the headlines.

43:27

DAVE: Right, right, right.

43:28

RON: That's clickable, but no one clicks on it.

43:30

They read the headline and move on.

43:31

DAVE: Well, according to them,

43:33

they're just like adding more data

43:35

as more reliable data comes in.

43:37

But somehow, like 98% of the time,

43:43

ends up being worse than what they reported.

43:45

RON: No, no, no, that can't be true.

43:47

DAVE: You would think that if their model was good,

43:49

then the adjustments would be randomly fluctuated,

43:52

you know, bad or good, but no, they're...

43:55

RON: So they...

43:56

DAVE: No, it's worse.

43:57

In every case.

43:58

RON: I mean, so, our government is,

44:03

again, Republicans and Democrats people,

44:06

we are not, I'm not partisan.

44:10

I can't accept any of them anymore,

44:12

at least in Congress.

44:13

I mean, yeah, local politicians,

44:15

you're gonna find some good, some bad.

44:17

But they are manipulating things, they're lying to us.

44:20

I truly don't understand how you've got millennials

44:25

and Gen Z.

44:26

How are they gonna afford a house?

44:29

DAVE: They're not.

44:29

They have to inherit it.

44:32

RON: But then you also got BlackRock is buying up everything.

44:36

BlackRock, Vanguard, and there's a third company

44:39

that's doing it.

44:40

DAVE: That's America.

44:41

RON: They're stealing the American dream away from everybody.

44:45

I mean, it's disgusting.

44:48

DAVE: Well, we gotta move on otherwise.

44:50

We can do this all night.

44:52

RON: Oh yeah, we are getting there.

44:53

So yeah, we will move on because I don't wanna go off

44:57

on a rant, because I feel one bubbling.

45:00

And nobody wants to see that.

45:02

Because I'll have the FBI up at my door.

45:04

DAVE: You know, if you're in the Vegas area,

45:05

we have libertarian meetups every other Friday,

45:07

and you can hear Ron rant until like midnight.

45:11

RON: I love those meetings.

45:14

I usually hijack them with some stupid conversation.

45:17

But it's all fun.

45:18

Yeah, we go into little rants and Dave and I,

45:21

we gotta finish our conversation.

45:22

Is can a car be hacked and driven?

45:24

Or can a car just be hacked and not driven?

45:26

Not today, not this time.

45:28

DAVE: Oh, oh, oh, oh.

45:30

So the barge, there was another one.

45:34

RON: Two more.

45:35

There was two other ones.

45:36

DAVE: That lost power near a bridge.

45:40

RON: Oklahoma and I believe up around New York somewhere.

45:42

DAVE: I mean, holy fuck, that's insane.

45:45

Right?

45:45

Like, and I don't know if I,

45:47

I thought I said this on the show, but I said,

45:49

DAVE: I saw your notes about the show.

45:50

RON: You could, you could probably disable it remotely,

45:55

but then you couldn't steer it, right?

45:56

RON: So cyber towing, you can.

45:59

DAVE: Well, but then, but the fact that this barge

46:02

was able to avoid the bridge

46:05

after the power had been disabled.

46:06

So like the power got disabled

46:08

and it was going towards the bridge

46:10

and they were able to steer it, not, not,

46:12

they had tugboats.

46:13

RON: So these barges, they do have a non-powered steering device.

46:18

I'll find that out.

46:19

But apparently, well, they have numerous ways

46:22

of steering the boat.

46:23

One is just like no power, use this one.

46:27

And because it's not power, apparently it's the opposite.

46:30

DAVE: Right, you mentioned that.

46:31

RON: So it's possible it was captain air.

46:35

I'm not gonna use the word master.

46:36

DAVE: Well, but the thing is, so like,

46:37

let's say you can remotely cut the power.

46:39

RON: No, you can remotely steer these.

46:40

DAVE: But let's say you can only remotely cut the power.

46:43

RON: So we're gonna do this.

46:44

DAVE: You just do this to enough boats

46:45

and some of them will hit bridges.

46:47

RON: No, DAVE: you don't have to have them all hit bridges.

46:49

RON: I was gonna do some research

46:50

and have some evidence here for you,

46:51

but I'm like, we're not really ready.

46:53

All the instruments really isn't ready

46:54

for this conversation yet.

46:56

But no, cyber towing, I believe is a thing.

46:59

So here's the thing about that.

47:01

So the little gecko said, we're not covering this.

47:05

So they don't really have Geico.

47:07

I just like the little gecko.

47:08

He's walking down, talking and shit.

47:11

But did you see the press conference

47:13

of the people that own the barge?

47:14

DAVE: No.

47:15

RON: We are not responsible for this.

47:17

We had no equipment failure.

47:20

We had no employees doing anything wrong

47:23

in this bridge accident.

47:26

So they came out publicly and said that.

47:29

And this is kind of going back to like

47:31

the Abraham Lincoln book being gay

47:32

or whatever book you read.

47:35

Because it's so hard to find out what facts are,

47:38

I wait for the rebuttal, the rebukes of what was said.

47:42

DAVE: Right.

47:43

RON: Government didn't say anything.

47:45

So the fact that, I mean, within hours of that boat

47:51

taking down that bridge, our FBI is saying,

47:54

no, no, no, no, it's not terrorist.

47:55

It's not terrorist.

47:56

And then Biden comes stumbling out

47:58

at seven a.m. in the morning.

48:00

Oh, no, no, we're gonna pay for everything.

48:03

That's where, okay.

48:05

So I try to be a rational person with a conspiracy mind.

48:10

And certain things raise my red flags.

48:14

All that raised my red flags.

48:15

And then now you've got two minutes

48:17

of the black box recordings missing,

48:20

which does not, the black box does not need power

48:23

from the boat to record.

48:24

DAVE: Right.

48:25

RON: And the fact that we're gonna pay for everything.

48:28

So the company, and then the company coming out

48:31

saying that it's not their fault.

48:33

There was no system failure.

48:35

There was no human failure.

48:38

Well, where was the failure at?

48:40

DAVE: Right.

48:41

RON: Or they intended to drive a boat into a bridge.

48:43

DAVE: Right, right, right.

48:44

RON: So maybe next week we go into cyber towing

48:50

and is a car hackable.

48:53

This might be a fun conversation.

48:55

I'll stay off, I won't, unless something major happens.

48:59

Like Iran attacking Israel.

49:02

Maybe Dave and I will have this conversation

49:04

because there's something really fun

49:06

about our conversations when we're opposing each other.

49:09

We're both very passionate about stuff

49:12

and we dig our heels in.

49:14

And it's a really funny conversation.

49:16

And so maybe we'll have that conversation next week

49:20

where we just get out, you all see us ranting

49:23

or raving, waving our arms around.

49:25

No, I'm right.

49:26

No, you're wrong.

49:27

That kind of stuff.

49:28

It'll be kind of, it will be, it may not be factual,

49:31

but it will be entertaining.

49:33

So maybe that's something that we do.

49:34

DAVE: Yeah so tune in.

49:35

RON: So what do you have today for computer stuff?

49:38

DAVE: So like I said last week,

49:39

I wanna talk about some low tech things.

49:41

So these are things that will help you out

49:43

in a situation where maybe you don't have great internet access

49:48

or maybe it's limited internet access.

49:52

RON: Or a barge goes into all the internet towers.

49:54

DAVE: Yeah, exactly.

49:56

So the first concept I wanna talk about

49:57

is called a bug out bag.

49:59

RON: Yes.

49:59

RON: And you've heard about bug out bags.

50:00

So a bug out bag is,

50:03

should hit the fan and you need to go right now.

50:07

So you grab your bag and you get the fuck out.

50:10

So what kind of things would you have in a bug out bag?

50:15

So maybe a set of clean clothes, for example.

50:18

RON: Yeah, different clothing

50:19

because you might head to the mountains.

50:20

So you'd be warmer, cooler clothes.

50:23

DAVE: So you want a couple of waterproof bags

50:25

that could be either made of heavy plastic

50:27

or maybe mylar.

50:28

Cause there's some things you wanna store

50:30

in the bug out bag that need to be waterproof.

50:31

So it's raining.

50:33

You don't keep the stuff nice and clean.

50:34

RON: Sure, I always have waterproof matches

50:36

and you wanna keep those in a bag.

50:37

Cause lighters do fail.

50:38

DAVE: You're getting ahead of me here.

50:39

RON: Oh, sorry.

50:40

DAVE: So yeah, you should have a basic survival kit.

50:43

That would be like a first aid kit,

50:45

maybe some paper maps, a compass, a knife,

50:50

some electrical tape, a fire source,

50:52

whether that's a lighter or matches and a flashlight.

50:58

Some other thing you might have

50:59

is maybe some basic toiletries like bar of soap,

51:01

toothbrush and toothpaste.

51:03

You wanna be clean while you're on the run.

51:07

So a set of credentials or IDs,

51:10

like a driver's license, passport.

51:12

RON: Make sure the government issued.

51:14

DAVE: Well, that's up to you

51:15

and how you wanna get your IDs, whatever.

51:18

So maybe some cash, a couple thousand dollars spending cash.

51:22

Smaller bills are better.

51:25

Because here in Vegas, nobody cares about hundreds.

51:29

But in other cities, that draws suspicion.

51:31

RON: Yes it does.

51:34

DAVE: So another thing I've been looking into really recently.

51:37

So they have these little small radio transmitters.

51:41

They're called LoRa Mesh-Tastics.

51:45

They're kind of like CB radios,

51:46

except they do digital stuff.

51:49

So they run on battery power

51:51

or they can be solar even.

51:52

So you're not tied to the grid.

51:54

You can send small messages back and forth.

51:56

Yeah, it's really cool.

51:58

I might actually do a segment on them

52:00

in a couple of weeks.

52:01

RON: Okay, a little deep dive, okay.

52:02

DAVE: Or you can do a classic CB radio,

52:04

but that's heavy, it takes a lot of room.

52:07

RON: And the government can monitor that.

52:08

DAVE: Yeah, CBs are unencrypted.

52:10

These are as well, but you could encrypt over them.

52:13

RON: Well, but the likelihood of the government listening to that

52:15

through the CB, yeah.

52:17

DAVE: The other thing you might wanna consider

52:18

is a firearm of some kind with some ammo.

52:23

RON: Now handgun or like rifle shotgun or a little bit of both?

52:27

DAVE: Well, it's a bug out bag.

52:28

So you wanna handgun.

52:29

RON: The handgun, okay, bug out, bug out.

52:30

DAVE: If you want a rifle as well,

52:31

maybe have that in the car ready to go

52:34

or have it next to your door where you just grab and go.

52:37

RON: Grab and go.

52:39

DAVE: A set of lock picks maybe.

52:40

You never know when lock picks will come in handy.

52:42

Now one thing I should say, if you are in Nevada,

52:45

we are the only state where mere possession of lock picks

52:48

is illegal.

52:49

RON: Really?

52:50

DAVE: So if you're in Nevada, maybe skip the lock picks.

52:53

But other states, you are allowed to have them.

52:55

RON: I did not know that.

52:56

DAVE: Yeah.

52:57

Maybe when you get elected to assembly,

52:58

you can change that.

52:59

RON: I will change that so I don't get arrested for that.

53:00

They actually have a lock pick.

53:02

I wanna say gun, it does not say to fire bullets.

53:05

But it's a device you pull the trigger

53:07

and it moves the pins around.

53:09

So.

53:10

DAVE: So another thing you might wanna consider

53:11

is a burner laptop and a burner phone.

53:14

So these are devices that you purchase

53:16

and you never turn them on.

53:17

You just put them in your bag and if you go, you go.

53:20

And now you can use them and they're fresh.

53:22

There's no fingerprinting that's associated with you.

53:24

RON: Okay.

53:26

DAVE: And now with a phone, it's hard to get a SIM card

53:30

without having to show your ID.

53:32

RON: Right.

53:33

DAVE: There are ways to do it.

53:35

I might wanna do that on another episode.

53:37

RON: Well, what about a satellite phone, though?

53:39

DAVE: You still gotta give ID.

53:41

RON: To get the phone though.

53:42

DAVE: But I mean.

53:43

To get service.

53:44

RON: Okay.

53:45

DAVE: You can always get a phone.

53:46

You can buy a phone with cash, but to get service,

53:49

you generally have to show ID.

53:51

RON: I don't know if I knew that.

53:52

DAVE: Yeah.

53:53

Even a prepaid card, you have to show ID.

53:54

RON: Really?

53:55

Even though the, so you buy a phone at 7-Eleven,

53:58

you gotta show the ID?

53:59

DAVE: Yes.

54:00

RON: Really?

54:01

DAVE: So one thing you might wanna consider trying

54:03

is go to like an ethnic neighborhood

54:05

where they have phone stores.

54:07

RON: Yeah.

54:08

DAVE: And say, hey, I don't have an ID.

54:09

Can you help me out?

54:10

You know, just give it a try.

54:12

If they say no, then you just walk away.

54:13

RON: Yeah.

54:15

DAVE: But yeah, I'll get into details on another episode

54:18

because I can go really deep into this.

54:21

So another thing you might wanna consider,

54:23

maybe some snacks and a bottle of water,

54:27

and long live snacks like beef jerky, peanuts.

54:30

RON: Well, this is kind of where our two worlds collide

54:32

because I would also say,

54:34

you have to have a car with a trunk and everything.

54:35

Assuming you're able to use the car,

54:39

your solar generator,

54:40

because you can charge your cell phones,

54:42

you can charge your computer.

54:43

DAVE: But that's not really a bug out bag.

54:44

RON: No, I know, but I mean,

54:46

you would also put that in your trunk.

54:47

DAVE: Yeah, yeah.

54:48

I mean, like, whatever your use cases,

54:51

consider, I'm just giving you the basics.

54:53

RON: Yeah.

54:55

DAVE: If you take medicine, obviously have some backup medicine

54:57

and vitamins in your bug out bag.

55:01

You know, maybe a book or some music

55:04

or a video game console.

55:05

No, I mean, you need some kind of entertainment, yeah.

55:07

And the last thing I would suggest is a deck of cards.

55:12

Now, what can you actually do with deck of cards?

55:14

So obviously you can do entertainment, right?

55:16

RON: Yeah.

55:17

DAVE: You can play card games.

55:19

And the other thing is,

55:21

if you take a deck of cards and you shuffle it real well,

55:25

no deck of cards in the history of the universe

55:28

has ever been in that order, ever.

55:33

Now, now, it blows your mind.

55:35

And you can't actually believe it.

55:37

Like you can't accept it, but it's mathematically true.

55:41

And why is this useful, right?

55:43

So, well, in cryptography,

55:47

we have a concept called entropy.

55:49

RON: Okay.

55:50

DAVE: So entropy is essentially randomness.

55:53

And the better your randomness,

55:55

the better you can encrypt things.

55:58

So you can actually take the shuffled deck of cards

56:01

and use it to encrypt a message.

56:04

You can store your Monero key in it.

56:08

You can do all sorts of crazy shit, right?

56:10

And I actually have, I wrote an app

56:13

that will take your Monero key

56:15

and convert it into a deck of cards.

56:17

RON: Really?

56:18

So is it, I mean, so the card itself is the key?

56:21

Or you're able to...

56:23

DAVE: The order of deck, yeah.

56:26

So if you, I'll put the link on the website.

56:28

RON: Okay.

56:29

DAVE: And, you know, like when you get a crypto wallet,

56:32

it gives you this phrase of words

56:36

and that's your key, essentially.

56:37

And normally you would write that down on a piece of paper,

56:40

right, but let's say you're traveling through the airport

56:42

and they decide to randomly search you

56:46

and they see a piece of paper with 25 words on it.

56:49

Now maybe the TSA dickhead doesn't know what that means,

56:52

but the FBI knows what that means.

56:55

That means that's your crypto, right?

56:57

So they might confiscate that and just steal your money.

57:00

But let's say you walk through the airport

57:02

with one of these.

57:03

Why would they even think to search you?

57:06

Right, they wouldn't.

57:08

And so talking about encrypting messages,

57:11

there's a book called Cryptonomicon.

57:14

RON: Okay.

57:15

DAVE: It's a fiction book, like a dystopian sci-fi.

57:18

And the writer actually contacted a cryptographer

57:22

and said, hey, can you come up with a way

57:27

to encrypt messages with a deck of cards?

57:29

And he said, okay, let me see what I can do.

57:30

And then he came back with this,

57:32

it's called a Solitaire Cipher.

57:34

RON: Okay.

57:35

DAVE: And I'll put a link to this on the website as well.

57:37

So you can do this by hand.

57:40

It's easier to do it with a computer,

57:42

but obviously if you don't have one,

57:43

you need to know how to do it by hand.

57:44

So you can take this deck of cards,

57:47

encrypt a message, and then pass that message to someone.

57:51

And as long as they have the same deck,

57:54

they can now decrypt the message.

57:56

RON: Oh, I like that.

57:57

DAVE: And like a third party that intercepts it

57:59

without the cards, they have no idea.

58:01

RON: So you don't need that ring from the cereal box anymore?

58:04

DAVE: No, no, no, yeah, yeah.

58:05

RON: Oh, that's badass.

58:06

DAVE: So let's say I give a message to Ron,

58:12

and then he needs to decrypt it.

58:14

Well, I just give him that card, right?

58:16

So I just give it that cards.

58:18

RON: Yeah.

58:19

Oh, you actually give them to me.

58:21

Oh, no, I dropped them.

58:22

DAVE: What the hell?

58:23

RON: Clumsy.

58:24

DAVE: Dude, now the key's gone.

58:25

RON: Is it?

58:26

I'm guessing it's not, but okay.

58:27

DAVE: Okay, so I have a solution for that too.

58:30

So hand me the cards back.

58:32

So check this shit out.

58:33

I don't know if it's gonna show on the camera, unfortunately.

58:36

Let's see.

58:37

You can't see that shit at all.

58:39

But you can see it.

58:41

RON: Oh yeah, you got little markings on there.

58:42

DAVE: Yeah.

58:44

RON: Oh, okay.

58:45

DAVE: So you can mark the cards in the order,

58:49

and tell me you can see that mark.

58:52

RON: Nope.

58:53

DAVE: Yeah, so you can mark the cards

58:55

so that if they get shuffled out of order,

58:58

you can put them back in order again.

58:59

Oh, tricky.

59:01

So there's a couple of ways to do this.

59:03

One method is invisible ink.

59:05

And do you know how to make invisible ink?

59:07

RON: No, I don't.

59:08

DAVE: Well, so there's a couple of ways to do that,

59:10

which are all household ingredients.

59:12

One is you get lemon juice.

59:13

RON: Okay.

59:14

DAVE: You just draw it with lemon juice, let it dry.

59:17

RON: Oh, just lemon juice.

59:18

DAVE: You just use lemon juice, yeah, yeah.

59:20

RON: Oh, shut up.

59:20

DAVE: And the way to reveal it is you gotta use heat.

59:23

RON: Okay.

59:24

DAVE: So this isn't so good with cards

59:25

because you're destroying the cards, essentially.

59:29

But another way, so you know what this is?

59:32

RON: That would be a bottle of water.

59:33

DAVE: Well, this is tonic water.

59:35

RON: Oh, yeah, yeah, she saw the label, okay.

59:36

DAVE: And tonic water has something in it called quinine.

59:39

RON: Yeah.

59:40

DAVE: When you hit quinine with UV light.

59:42

RON: Okay, that you can actually see on the camera.

59:46

I did not know that.

59:47

DAVE: So you can actually paint things with quinine

59:51

and then run a UV light over them.

59:53

And then, now I couldn't get it to work with this flashlight.

59:55

So it might not be, it might be just as not enough UV power.

59:58

RON: Right.

59:59

DAVE: But I, you know, I did more research

1:00:02

in the ultimate solution I came up with was,

1:00:04

I went to Walmart and got a small fine tip highlighter pen.

1:00:09

And you cannot see that on the back of these cards.

1:00:12

RON: So that's all you use to make the mark.

1:00:13

DAVE: Yeah, just draw it.

1:00:15

RON: Oh, that's some high tech stuff.

1:00:16

That's actually low tech.

1:00:17

Wow.

1:00:17

DAVE: I wish I could show it on the camera.

1:00:19

Maybe I'll do like a picture at home

1:00:21

and, you know, put it in the feed.

1:00:22

RON: Well, hold on one second.

1:00:23

I mean, try something.

1:00:25

I want people to see this.

1:00:30

DAVE: You gonna turn the light off?

1:00:32

RON: Yeah, try that.

1:00:35

DAVE: Yeah, it's the light, unfortunately,

1:00:37

like just shows the whole card.

1:00:39

RON: Okay.

1:00:40

DAVE: But I'll upload a photo, but it's really cool.

1:00:45

And so, yeah, that's what you can do amazing things

1:00:47

with a deck of cards.

1:00:50

And you should always have it in your bug out bag.

1:00:52

And then the last thing I want to talk about

1:00:54

is an old spy concept called a dead drop.

1:00:58

RON: Yes.

1:00:59

DAVE: So a dead drop is like you want to pass your,

1:01:03

your deck of cards to your trusted party.

1:01:06

But how do you get it to them without, you know,

1:01:09

people interfering or knowing what you're doing?

1:01:11

RON: Right, you have to meet them in person

1:01:12

to get them to deck of cards.

1:01:14

DAVE: Well, you don't have to meet them in person.

1:01:15

RON: What?

1:01:16

DAVE: That's what the dead drop does.

1:01:17

Yeah.

1:01:18

So the dead drop is now, you have to agree ahead of time

1:01:22

where the drop point will be.

1:01:25

RON: Okay.

1:01:26

DAVE: And what the signal will be

1:01:28

when you put something in it.

1:01:29

RON: Okay.

1:01:30

DAVE: So if you remember the movie Hackers

1:01:33

from 1995, I want to say.

1:01:35

RON: Yeah, I don't.

1:01:36

I remember the movie, I just don't remember what

1:01:38

went on in there.

1:01:39

DAVE: So they find this virus

1:01:43

and they download it

1:01:44

after hacking the Gibson supercomputer.

1:01:47

RON: Okay.

1:01:48

DAVE: And the cops start going after them.

1:01:51

And one of the Hackers puts it in the men's room

1:01:56

behind the paper towel machine, I want to say.

1:01:58

RON: Okay.

1:01:59

DAVE: And then they arrest him.

1:02:01

So they, but they don't find a disk on him

1:02:02

because he's already dropped it.

1:02:04

And he's in the station and he makes his phone call

1:02:07

and he calls up one of the Hackers.

1:02:09

And he says, hey, it's in that place

1:02:11

where I put that thing that time.

1:02:13

RON: Okay.

1:02:14

DAVE: And he hangs up the phone.

1:02:15

Now, what the hell does that mean?

1:02:16

RON: Right.

1:02:17

DAVE: Well, the other hacker knows what that means.

1:02:19

Then they know to go to the bathroom

1:02:21

and look behind the paper towel machine.

1:02:22

So basically you want to set it up ahead of time

1:02:25

with a trusted party.

1:02:26

Where's our dead drop point?

1:02:28

And what's the signal to go pick it up?

1:02:31

Now you can do like, you know, a chalk marking somewhere.

1:02:35

You know, like the old mailboxes have the flag.

1:02:37

RON: Yeah.

1:02:38

DAVE: Come up with something like that.

1:02:39

So when someone sees that, they know,

1:02:41

oh, there's something in the dead drop.

1:02:43

But yeah.

1:02:44

RON: Nice.

1:02:45

DAVE: That's what I got today.

1:02:46

RON: All right.

1:02:46

No, that's actually very informative.

1:02:47

But I do have one question though.

1:02:49

Cause I do have a bug out bag and I do.

1:02:52

But now, is it advisable if you have a bug out bag

1:02:57

and have a bug out place to go?

1:03:00

I mean, how?

1:03:01

DAVE: Sure.

1:03:01

I mean, again, this is all going to be

1:03:05

to your own situation.

1:03:07

Right?

1:03:07

So what are you expecting to happen?

1:03:13

You know, what are the threats that you expect to face?

1:03:17

And yeah, it is good to have preset plans

1:03:21

on places you can go.

1:03:22

RON: Well, I mean, it's sort of like Putin

1:03:24

sitting as a nuclear missile.

1:03:26

I guess Iran now, who the fuck knows?

1:03:30

I would rather stay home,

1:03:33

cause I can defend myself here more

1:03:35

than I could somewhere else.

1:03:36

DAVE: Right, right.

1:03:37

So I'm not saying like, always bug out.

1:03:38

RON: But I agree with the bug out bag.

1:03:39

But I've actually, I've never really known the time

1:03:43

when it's time to bug out.

1:03:45

And then jeopardize your family on the road.

1:03:48

Because if you're bugging out, other people are bugging out

1:03:51

and mass hysteria has broken loose.

1:03:53

DAVE: So a bug out bag is not usually for like societal problems.

1:03:59

RON: Okay.

1:04:00

DAVE: But more of a you problem.

1:04:02

RON: Oh.

1:04:02

DAVE: So, you know, I don't know how you guys make your money.

1:04:05

I don't care.

1:04:07

RON: What, I don't answer questions like that.

1:04:09

DAVE: If you're doing things that, you know,

1:04:11

certain people don't like, you might need to bug out.

1:04:14

RON: Okay.

1:04:15

Oh, that makes sense.

1:04:16

Okay.

1:04:17

DAVE: Or, you know, I mean, say you're,

1:04:19

you become a dark web merchant, like we suggested.

1:04:21

And you only sell legal things.

1:04:25

But, you know, someone doesn't like you

1:04:27

and they find out where you live.

1:04:29

Well, time to hit the road, right?

1:04:31

RON: I've actually never thought about that

1:04:32

in the bug out situation.

1:04:34

DAVE: Yeah.

1:04:35

RON: I mean,

1:04:36

Interesting.

1:04:36

See, it's educational here, people.

1:04:37

All right.

1:04:38

DAVE: What do you got for us?

1:04:39

RON: So we've talked about, you know, different kinds of food

1:04:41

and, you know, what to prep for.

1:04:44

But the main thing too, we don't want to forget about it,

1:04:46

is cooking the food.

1:04:48

You know, so when you're prepping,

1:04:50

you can, you can prep for charcoal.

1:04:52

If you got pellet smoker, you can do the pellet smoker.

1:04:55

So you've got options at home.

1:04:58

But one, if you do need to bug out,

1:04:59

or if you run out of charcoal,

1:05:02

or if you run out of pellet smokers,

1:05:03

you do need something that can burn something

1:05:06

that's easily obtainable.

1:05:08

And a rocket grill does.

1:05:11

Now, you can debate the green wood versus the dry wood

1:05:14

or what burns better.

1:05:15

Well, we all know what burns better.

1:05:17

But once you get this rocket grill firing up,

1:05:19

it's going to take on the green wood as well.

1:05:22

It's basically, it's a design grill that you can,

1:05:26

you can actually make this a home fairly easy

1:05:28

if you know how to weld.

1:05:30

You know, that's a dying art, unfortunately.

1:05:33

But so it's basically, you can kind of look it up online.

1:05:39

They do sell some,

1:05:40

they do have instructions on how to make them.

1:05:42

But it kind of self feeds the,

1:05:44

you got your first bit of your kindling in there,

1:05:46

and you back the kindling up with the log.

1:05:48

And it's a piece of like a four by four steel beam

1:05:53

that's empty in the middle

1:05:54

with another one kind of at an angle.

1:05:56

And then a grill head on top.

1:05:57

And once you get that fire started,

1:06:00

you put in the bigger logs

1:06:01

and it kind of self feeds as it burns.

1:06:03

And you can actually get this thing actually pretty hot.

1:06:07

So you can cook your food,

1:06:09

even if you don't have charcoal or you don't have propane.

1:06:12

Cause I mean, if you do prep that

1:06:15

and then if something happens that lasts for a while,

1:06:17

you're going to need to burn something.

1:06:19

DAVE: Right.

1:06:20

RON: You know, break up your living room furniture,

1:06:22

probably not the best suggestion.

1:06:24

But if you got wood, you can always get wood.

1:06:27

I mean, ironically here in the desert,

1:06:29

woods kind of hard to come by.

1:06:31

DAVE: Well, we have palm trees.

1:06:32

We have saguaros, Joshua trees.

1:06:35

RON: Yeah, but they're illegal to cut down.

1:06:38

DAVE: At that point, I'm not gonna give a fuck.

1:06:39

RON: I mean, how wood?

1:06:42

Cause a palm tree is not necessarily wood though.

1:06:45

It's more like fibers mashed together.

1:06:48

DAVE: It burns.

1:06:49

RON: Does it?

1:06:49

Okay, I don't know much about palm trees though.

1:06:52

But you're also looking at a big stump, you know,

1:06:54

they don't have the branches that you would actually typically burn.

1:06:57

But you should also prep wood.

1:07:00

You know, if you have a fireplace

1:07:02

or if you want to just have a fire out in the backyard,

1:07:04

just kind of like keep warm or even just sit and tell stories

1:07:07

over if you got no power.

1:07:09

So, but it also, you can utilize that to cook your food.

1:07:12

So looking at like a rocket grill

1:07:13

or some kind of like wood burning grill,

1:07:15

because that will be there for you if you need to cook food.

1:07:18

Because I mean, yeah, we can have all this food at hand.

1:07:23

And yeah, cold beans are fine, but warm beans are better.

1:07:27

You know, I eat peppers and, but I'd like to grill myself.

1:07:30

So if you have the availability to cook the food,

1:07:33

it's, it just gives you one more comforts until we get saved by

1:07:37

what country would save us?

1:07:39

DAVE: Us.

1:07:40

RON: Okay, yeah.

1:07:41

So, okay.

1:07:42

So you, until, until we all get a chance to get together

1:07:45

and save this country, it just gives you,

1:07:48

it's just a different method of cooking food.

1:07:50

I think next week I'm gonna bring,

1:07:52

I'm gonna come kind of talk about the plants you should grow

1:07:56

if you want to protect your body and help your body

1:08:02

fight off certain things.

1:08:03

So there's, there's a lot of, there's a lot of plants out there

1:08:06

that will aid in, in making you feel better.

1:08:09

DAVE: Cool.

1:08:10

RON: That are not medicine, by the way, they are not medicine.

1:08:12

DAVE: Not medicine, 100% not medicine.

1:08:14

RON: But they will just aid in helping you out.

1:08:16

Anything else?

1:08:17

I think we got over an hour.

1:08:19

DAVE: So we got to do our, well, next week I'm going to talk about

1:08:22

single board PCs.

1:08:24

RON: Okay.

1:08:25

DAVE: You've heard of raspberry pies?

1:08:27

RON: No.

1:08:27

DAVE: Really?

1:08:28

I mean, they're all the rage.

1:08:29

It's like a little tiny computer, like yay big.

1:08:32

RON: Yeah.

1:08:33

DAVE: They're amazing.

1:08:34

RON: Really?

1:08:35

DAVE: I'm gonna teach you all about them.

1:08:36

RON: Oh, sure, I can't wait till next week now.

1:08:38

DAVE: But we also got to do our Monero giveaway for this week.

1:08:40

RON: What's the challenge this week?

1:08:41

DAVE: So on our website, they're somewhere,

1:08:44

I'm not gonna tell you where,

1:08:45

you have to find it yourself.

1:08:47

There's going to be a deck of cards.

1:08:49

RON: Ooh.

1:08:50

DAVE: That deck of cards will be a Monero wallet key.

1:08:54

RON: Oh smart.

1:08:55

DAVE: So you use my app to convert that deck of cards into a key,

1:08:59

grab yourself the wallet and steal the Monero.

1:09:02

And again, it's 0.01, so dollar and change.

1:09:05

RON: Yeah.

1:09:06

DAVE: Now we have no way to know who wins.

1:09:08

Or if I do know how to, I can tell if someone does win,

1:09:12

but I don't know who it'll be.

1:09:13

Cause they'll be sneaking in and stealing the money.

1:09:15

RON: Okay.

1:09:16

DAVE: But if you do steal it,

1:09:18

go ahead and come into the chat room

1:09:19

and announce yourself and be proud.

1:09:22

RON: Collect your reward.

1:09:23

DAVE: Yeah.

1:09:23

RON: Good for you.

1:09:24

DAVE: Yeah.

1:09:25

RON: That's it, I like how you tie these things together.

1:09:27

Cause eventually I do want to come up with some

1:09:28

like prepper challenges.

1:09:30

DAVE: Right.

1:09:31

RON: To kind of help out with this.

1:09:32

Unfortunately with prepper stuff,

1:09:34

it's gonna be hard to kind of come up with some,

1:09:36

but I will get creative here and think of some.

1:09:40

So I think we're, are we done for the night?

1:09:42

DAVE: I believe so.

1:09:43

We are done people.

1:09:44

Thanks for listening and come back next week

1:09:46

for the next show.

1:09:49

Goodbye.