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Okay, welcome to the Canary in the Cage podcast. I'm Ron Morgan, my co-host host Dave Havlicek.

We're here to entertain you, educate you, educate you and hopefully make you laugh. Wow.

It's been a rough week.

Yeah, there's a couple things to not laugh about this week. Well, yeah, I know. This

is my memoir. The best I can do. My generation took some gut punches this week to our childhood.

Well, the whole story was today. Well, but this week though, I mean,

because we've got, yeah, well, yeah, but the whole story was today. This morning,

I got, I got, we've all three icons for my generation. You, you, well, you don't know

where the black guy is. I might know who he is. But I don't know what he looks like.

If you don't know who he is by looking at him. Okay. So it's not, it's not your part of his thing.

No, it's just not your generation thing because he's from a TV show from the 80s.

Okay. Well, is it what's happening? Or what's happening? Rerun. No, it's not rerun.

Rerun might still be alive in the days. What was the other show? Good, good times. Good times.

And it's not JJ Walker. He's doing comedy. There was the Jefferson. It's the, it's the,

it's the family of the 80s. That's key. It was the Cosby show. Cosby show. I never watched the

Cosby show. So that's why it's not your generation. No, no, that was my generation, but I just didn't

watch the Cosby show. So millennials, maybe Xers, we've all, we've all shed a few tears to this,

this week. Dude, that does not look like the fucking kid from the Cosby show. He's 55.

I get it, but Ozzy looks like Ozzy. The Hulk looks like he's got the must that. I mean,

if you just said that's the kid from the Cosby show, I would have, oh, okay. That's fine. I just

want to say it's, it's, it's a generational thing. I mean, I'm sure yours are. The boomers are probably

feeling bad about Ozzy, maybe not about the Hulkster. But yeah, we lost to Hulk Hogan today.

We lost Ozzy Osbourne two days ago and Malcolm Jormor Warner, I believe on Monday. He's Theo

Huckstable from the Cosby show. That guy, like Bill Cosby outlasted his kid. That's, that's just a

shame. They look like he's still in jail, but he's not in jail, right? Yeah, I know. They got him

in the mouth because of COVID. Him and his disco biscuits for rape and women. It was too full

because of COVID. So, oh, we'll just let Bill Cosby go. No, actually they let him go because of the

prosecution over prosecuted him. Oh, they did one of those. And they got off on that. And they

did the Harvey Weinstein. They got him out of jail, but then another state turned around and

prosecuted him again. Like this is what I hate about these like tough on crime conservative

retards is that they do that. And then obviously they over prosecute. If you over prosecute,

you shouldn't do this. And then you lose again. And then they complain, well, there's more,

now there's more crime. Well, you did that retard, charge the appropriate charge, right? Make sure

you fucking read it. Because a lot of times they don't even read it. Yeah, they show up to court

on the day of the trial. Oh, this actually doesn't qualify. You know, the morons, the one that's

getting me is the Utah kill, not the Utah, the Idaho killer. Yeah. He pleaded guilty to avoid the

death penalty. Okay. I don't think he thinks he's guilty. I don't know if he is guilty. Yeah, I

haven't looked really into that case. I looked at it when it first happened. I remember hearing

about like, Oh, it was a serial killer. Because serial killers are rare, apparently nowadays.

But like that used to be a thing. Yeah. So I don't have all the time. We made a

silence of the land. So run for office and you're about to be, we're going to bring back

serial killers. What happened? What do they consider? It's a government cover. Did you know

that you remember the dating game since your Gen X boomer type here? No, we're near a boomer. But

okay. The dating game. Yeah, that was Czech War, right? I think so. Two minutes and two seconds.

That's what you say. Yeah, yeah. That's what commercial breaks used to be two minutes and two

seconds. So now they're like five minutes and so the dating game would be a woman is asking

questions to three men she can't see. Oh, okay. And then they and then she picks who she wants

to date. Right. I remember that. Yeah, that's not a check. Okay, I don't know who else I put.

So there was an episode of that show where a guy who won turned out to be a serial killer.

Yes. No, but the funniest one was not the dating game, the newlywed game. That's so TV show history

of game shows, the most iconic scene ever, it'll never be touched. It is done. It is in the books

and it's been over what almost 40 years and not now one TV show has has even went and touched the

statement. So the newlywed game was newlywed couples would sit there'd be like six of them across

the board and the men would leave and the women would would answer and the men would come back

and the women would they would ask the same question to the man. So I think the men were

being asked a question and the women were offstage and then the women came back on and the question

was what's the strangest place you and your spouse and the guy's answer was in the butt, Bob.

Bob. I think that was the woman's answer.

Was it?

The woman said that.

Yeah.

In the video still online.

Yeah. Go look at it.

Look at it.

Shut up.

In the butt, Bob.

I think they bleep that one on the live show.

Yeah.

You can't say that on TV.

Well, no. In the butt, Bob. I mean, there's no swear word there.

You can't say that.

There's inference.

You can't say that.

It's in the butt, Bob.

Well, speaking of which, today is the 69th episode of Canary in the Cage podcast.

In the butt, Bob. Although that's a little different.

We do have some special topics that we want to cover for later.

So we'll just leave that.

And yeah.

Okay. So I just wanted to address this first because it's just a sad day.

Now, wait. So do you know Ozzy Osbourne was going to euthanize himself?

No, I don't.

I don't think he made it there. I think he died before he did.

So he did his final show like two weeks ago.

Yeah.

And he was supposed to go to Sweden and be euthanized.

Okay.

And well, because he's cancer or something.

Oh, he had Parkinson's.

Oh, really?

Like for decades.

I thought that was just how he talked.

I mean, like, I was at a motorcycle rally.

Oh, probably I was still back in Chicago.

So probably 15 years ago, 15, 20 years ago.

And one of the bands was an Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne impersonator.

Okay.

You wouldn't have to be to the difference.

Fuck.

If I videotape that fucking dude, because in the when he was talking,

he was slurring his words.

He was like, you know, Walker, but when he sang, he's Ozzy Osbourne.

You couldn't understand a fucking word that came out of his mouth.

But yet when he sang, he understood every word.

I saw a queen like that, a queen impersonation band.

Oh, really?

Freddie Mercury was really good.

Yeah.

Freddie, Freddie Mercury was a showman, man.

That guy, oh, he did amazing, didn't he?

Yeah.

Or yes.

Yes.

Okay.

So I guess let's get to the news.

There we go.

So last week I made a prediction.

I'm going to call that back right now.

I'm going to explain why.

I said Pam Bondi will be gone in August and she's going to be replaced with a better

attorney general because she sucks.

And well, let's I want to get into her in a second.

I was okay.

In August, Congress goes on recess.

Okay.

And there's a thing presidents have called a recess appointment.

Yeah.

And when when the Senate is that in session, president can do whatever he wants.

He can appoint anybody he wants.

They, they, I believe they get like 12 months before they, before they have to be confirmed.

Okay.

Guess what the Senate is not doing?

They're not going to recess.

They're going to a pro forma recess.

I don't know what the fuck that means.

So somebody has to beg in the gavel every three days.

Okay.

So they're still in session.

So the president can't get his recess appointment.

Maybe they should do something fucking worthwhile then.

Every president has had recess appointments except for Trump.

Okay.

Even his first trip.

No, he has a right to, he has a right to.

No, he doesn't have a right.

There's no right.

It's if every other president did it.

That's not how that works.

Read the fucking constitution.

But so here's the thing.

What political party leads the Senate?

Well, isn't it 50-50 at the point?

Well, it's not 50-50.

Is it 51-49?

Yeah, it's close.

I mean, if they lose like one or two Republican senators,

J.D. Vance has got to skip in and, and break the vote.

Well, he's done that a couple of times.

Yes.

But here's the problem.

They're not supporting Trump.

Well, it depends on what the bill is and that I am.

No, no, no.

If they're, if they're banging that gavel every three days

to stop him from doing a recess appointment,

they're controlling him that way.

They're not supporting him.

But he can still, he can still submit somebody for approval.

Right?

He doesn't have to do it.

But he, but the person cannot take the job until the Senate approves them.

Right.

They're on recess till Labor Day.

But you said they're not going on recess.

But, okay.

So, but they, they're, they're in pro-former recess.

All they have to do is bang the gavel.

One person has to show them bang the gavel.

Okay.

It's, it's bullshit and it's fucked up.

I mean, it's part of the rules, right?

Like that's just how the rules work.

I want to pay him bond to go on and I want to like,

I want to get into the other.

Well, so he can have nobody in that position,

right?

He can fire her.

I can have nobody.

But we need somebody.

Where's he can do the job himself?

So I am very disappointed with her, with her Epstein things.

I think she's, I think she's in bed with the Bushes.

Not, not, not, not, not that bad.

She's in bed with the Herbush.

I think she shaves, right?

She's a Bush.

I don't even want to go out and look at it.

I don't want to picture that.

So, so the point is, I think she's a Bushy.

Oh wait, I missed something else.

Holy shit.

Sorry.

I'm jumping on around back to my generation with these three dead.

Not only these three guys, they also arrested Chuck E. Cheese today.

Did you hear about that?

Yeah, so.

In Florida.

And not only did they arrest him, they, they went into the store and handcuffed him

while he was in his mascot thing.

And they perp walked him out the door

with his head still on.

What's the point of that?

So, what the fuck?

Video.

I know, but why, why would you do that?

But he was, gave up, he was credit cards.

I can't have put these, you're okay, you're not gonna traumatize a bunch of kids.

Right.

Oh, that's for fun.

Over a fucking fraud case, just let the guy get off at work.

Yeah.

I mean, come on.

Catch him at work on the car wash in six months.

This is like the Waco situation, like, no wait, it's not Waco, but that's what you're doing.

Yeah.

It's just the government being fucking stupid.

All right, so we came back to Pam Bonnie.

She, okay, I will never forgive her for the obscene stuff.

I won't, but she can make, I mean, she can legit be in the history books forever at this point.

If she charges an ex-president with treason, I don't believe that's ever been done.

I don't think treason is the correct charge.

See, she thinks it's over.

Well, okay, let's talk about that.

Because treason is the only, is the only crime defined in the Constitution.

And it's defined as aiding or abetting the enemies of the United States.

So I, I'm gonna look that up because he,

How do you know, like, it's a constitution.

No, no, I understand that.

But no, there's, there's, there's, because like Hillary Clinton technically did not do treason.

Right.

What Hillary Clinton did by paying for the Russian collusion,

whatever it, that's just politics, apparently.

That's, that's a step to,

It's definitely a crime, but it's not treason.

So he took, he went after a duly elected president.

That's not treason.

So to be treasonous, we have to be at war.

Right.

If you're not at war, you can't be, can't do treason.

Really?

We have to have an enemy.

I, I, you can't just say that Russia's our enemy.

No, you have to declare war and then Russia is our enemy legally.

And then someone has to aid in the back.

I'm gonna look the definition up.

Well, that's what I did.

But I do, I do believe that, I guess.

I mean, it's just everyone's going the treason route.

Well, because of the party.

Everyone says that every fucking president looks,

or Trump committed treason because he had a phone call with Ukraine.

Like, what the fuck are you talking about?

That's not treason.

You dumb fox.

Okay. No, I will defer to your, well, I hate to say wisdom.

You don't have much wisdom.

I'll give you an example.

So, the last time we declared war was 1941.

Right.

Against Japan, Germany and Italy or the Axis powers, whatever.

And there's a woman from Chicago.

Well, she, she moved to Chicago after all this was over.

Rose Tagawa or something Tagawa.

And she was known as Tokyo Rose.

Yeah.

So she was born in the United States.

She was a US citizen.

I did not know that either.

Her parents moved to Japan while she was young.

And she just kind of got stuck there when all this shit happened.

And I believe they captured her.

So Japan was not a very nice place in the 30s and 40s.

Okay.

They were military, kind of fascists.

They did a lot of fucked up shit in China.

Like they were not good people.

Okay.

So then they, they took her among other people

and they used her to broadcast propaganda.

That I do know.

Against the United States.

So they would broadcast it to US like sailors and shit acting like they were US.

Because she spoke English.

Right.

And she would, she would say things like,

oh, the US has been defeated in the Pacific and Philippines and all this kind of shit.

Right.

Because they would just tell her to read that.

Right.

And if you don't, they're going to fucking shoot you in the head and kill your family.

So what's she going to do?

So they tried her for treason.

Right.

Because she's aiding and abetting Japan.

Okay.

Who's declared enemy of the United States and more.

Right.

She's making sense.

And I think she was convicted but later given a pardon.

So then she moved to Chicago.

She had a, she had an antique store on the North side.

Do you ever saw Chukawa Tantiks on, was it Peterson?

It was way up North somewhere.

You might have, you probably drove by there and saw it.

Yeah.

And that was Tokyo Rose's antique shop.

I wish I would have known that.

And she died a couple of years ago.

But yeah.

So like treason, you have to be a ward.

It's not treason if you're not a ward.

So you can't aid your enemy.

If there's no enemy.

Well, not living in China is, well, is...

China is not an enemy.

We're not a ward with China.

Okay.

We trade with China.

Do we?

No, of course we do.

No, it's definitely a crime.

I'm not denying that.

It's a crime.

It's not treason.

Okay.

Did you know, so a lot of our business is probably done on this.

Do you want to intern with campus?

Well, sort of.

Sort of.

In definition of the World War II.

Yeah.

Okay.

So our president rose of...

Yeah, rose of...

Yeah.

He decided to lock up all Asian people in tournament camps.

Just Japanese people.

Oh, Japanese.

Just Japanese.

Just Japanese.

And if you look Japanese.

Or if you like say one word.

If you like anime.

If you like anime.

Yeah, I can't help it.

Do you know there was an internment camp in Des Plaines,

right outside Chicago?

Really?

I thought they were on the west coast.

No, there was a landscaper in Des Plaines,

who at the time was an internment camp.

Huh.

Yeah.

You know there was a civil ward person in Chicago as well.

Yeah.

Well, that's for a different one.

Yeah.

But you did...

Yeah.

And after the civil war, they just released them all as they'd walk home.

So, I mean it's not like there was options of planes or anything.

They were trains at that point.

They didn't have trains?

No.

Okay.

So during the civil war, the union went through the south and ripped up all the railroad trains.

Oh, well yeah.

Okay.

So yeah.

So they didn't technically have trains.

Yeah.

So, give back to Pam Bondi.

She actually has a chance.

She's not going to win me over.

But I'll give her some credit if she doesn't.

Now, here's what I wanted to know.

Did you actually look at the details of this?

Well, I watched Chelsea Gabber, which I think is an amazing woman,

a hopefully very first female president.

But yeah.

Well, because what I wanted to know is,

do they have Obama himself or do they just have members of his administration?

They have Obama himself.

Because like, if you're a good mafia boss,

you don't ever say anything that can incriminate you directly.

Which is why the recollect came out.

You would say to your subordinates, I don't like that guy.

And your subordinates would understand to go pop that guy.

So what did Obama actually do?

So what Chelsea Gabber did, I'm sure this was intentional.

She released some information.

Yeah.

Kind of looked like a lot.

Yeah.

And it was, but it was, there was no smoking gun.

Okay.

And then read on Q, Obama gets a different microphone.

Wow.

You know, we don't typically respond to stuff like this.

And then she, then the next day.

That's the smart thing that's right.

In the next day, she walked into the press when he whipped at her big old dick and dropped,

she doesn't really have a dick like not like Michelle Obama.

It's a reference.

She whipped at her big old dick, slapped on the podium and went, fuck you.

Here you go.

They've got, so the one thing that's really damning is when Trump was elected,

but did not have the office yet, he was supposed to get news briefings.

Right.

One particular day, he did not get, he got a fake briefing.

Okay.

That's the day they planned all this stuff.

The Russia Collision stuff.

Well, so put that in a cabinet meeting.

But what is, yeah, but how do they, what's the evidence of that exactly?

The transcripts, the emails.

Why would you write that down?

Because it was, it was a cabinet meeting.

They didn't, they didn't.

So stupid.

The dinner crates are usually pretty sly about shit.

Right.

How does this, this is the dumbest crime of all time.

That's like videoing yourself while you're wrapping the bank.

What are you doing?

So no, they, they, I think they, they, well, he's not going to jail.

He's not going to jail.

Of course.

If they arrest him.

I mean, Trump can go to jail.

Well, he, so Obama.

If I don't go to jail.

Not go to jail.

Well, Obama technically has the same immunity Trump has, but the way the Supreme Court worded it was,

you have immunity when you're doing.

For official acts.

For official acts.

Yeah.

Spying on your, well, we already knew he's spying on the Trump campaign.

Yeah.

We even knew the FBI's name at that point.

But now it's come out.

The, the entire story is, is coming out.

I mean, he's going to argue that it wasn't official act.

That's going quite like,

But how is that an official act?

Is he's a duty?

He's a duty elected president.

Yeah.

And another duty elected president is trying to have him arrested or impeached.

Yeah.

That's not, that's not the president's job.

The president's job is complete your four years or your

It is your job to, to arrest criminals.

Right.

Because you're the executive branch.

But that's, but can you arrest another,

a duty elected president right after he wins the election?

If he commits a crime?

Sure.

I mean, like, let's take an example that Trump himself gave.

I could shoot a guy on 25th street known like,

if you shot a guy in the middle of the day,

I would say go arrest that fucking guy.

You don't care if he's the president.

You do know he said that before.

He said that years ago.

Yeah.

The Supreme Court just gave him immunity like last year.

But that wouldn't be an official act, right?

But according to Trump it is.

Yeah.

Well, it depends on who's shooting, right?

But that's what Obama's going to say.

Like, well, he committed a crime.

Now the other thing is, did they have a warrant?

Because if you don't have a warrant,

you can't just spy on an American citizen, right?

So, okay, so that's the FISA warrants.

Yeah.

And they were faked.

They used fake dossiers, fake information.

Right.

No one verified it.

Right.

And they just signed them all.

So that's the problem is like, cops,

cops in this all the time is they, they go to a judge

and they lie to the judge.

Yeah.

And the judge signs the warrants.

Yeah.

And now the cops can spy on you based on that

lying fake one.

But if they get caught, they could be arrested.

They don't usually get caught.

No, they get caught all the time and they don't usually

suffer any consequences.

So yeah, so I do not believe Obama is going to get

arrested, but what I want Pam Bondi to do,

I want her to push it.

Right.

Like she's going to, maybe even

put them on the front.

So honestly, like I, it's, I don't really give a fuck

if the government goes and arrests the government.

I like, but what's important to me is get that out there

because there's 300 million of us.

Right.

Right.

And I'm not saying to be a vigilante, but we can make

pressure to have change in the future.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just like the Epstein stuff.

I don't, I don't want any Epstein visitor arrested.

I just want the list.

Let us take care of the rest.

I want them to flee the country.

I want Obama to flee the country.

And I want him in a country without an expedition

in the United States because he's scared he's

going to be arrested.

That is all I want.

That's why Santa Claus, that's why I want

for Christmas.

Yeah.

I would rather him live in a third world country

that doesn't have expedition.

I hear Kenya is nice this time of year.

Yeah.

The Kenya is nice.

Doesn't he, was he born in Kenya?

That's still for debate.

Okay.

So wait.

So, so he's going after Obama.

Yeah.

Why can't he call up the, the, the, the county office

in Hawaii go, all right, send it.

How do you get relevance?

A judge lock.

Well,

What were the relevance?

You do know the history of this though.

Oh, but, okay.

Well, let me, let me actually, because I, I, I,

I quite a fan of my own question.

Yeah.

So let's say Obama says this was an official

act as president.

Right.

And Trump says, no, no, no, you weren't the

president because you didn't qualify because

you weren't born here.

Oh, shit.

Right.

Like, what if they do that?

Then he could tell the judge to release the

birth certificate.

No, no, no, no, no, no, I, okay.

So, so a judge locked the birth certificate.

Okay.

It cannot be seen.

Of course you can.

No, a judge locked it's done.

Okay, but they can unlock it.

He's the president.

So Trump's the president.

Yeah.

And now Trump has the motivation because you

do remember this story, right?

The Supreme Court asked Obama for his

birth certificate.

Yeah.

The Congress asked him for his birth certificate.

Yeah.

The people were asking for his birth certificate.

Nobody.

Nope.

I'm not showing my birth certificate.

Donald Trump asked for your fucking

release it.

That's how it played out.

And I do believe that document, I think I've

talked about this before, I believe that

document was released by a hacker group,

the same group that was going after big

corporations at the same time of the year

and they were releasing letters about their

taxes like G. Yeah.

They hacked G.

And they said, oh, we're going to donate

all our money to taxes or whatever.

All the taxes are charity.

And I think that same group forged his

birth certificate.

I am not saying Trump, Obama was born in

I'm not saying that.

I'm not saying he was not born in Hawaii.

I'm saying the birth certificate that came

out was Fankus Falk.

Falk issues, Tilted issues, there was a lot

of different weird issues.

And I think because I think he he owned it.

He just said, oh, so he wakes up President

Obama, someone released a birth certificate.

Oh, shit.

Let's just call it good because and then

the media started talking about it.

Yeah.

Guess what happened next?

We killed all some of them.

Oh, that's right.

You go in with this one.

I just don't care about this enough.

It's a wag the dog thing.

I get it.

But like, I just don't.

I don't feel like.

Okay.

So what happened this week?

Chelsea Gabbard, I want her to go.

I want Pam Bonney to go after Obama for

treason.

An hour or two later, the Wall Street

Journal on their website put President

Trump was on the FCI list.

The story, they fixed it in the store.

Yeah.

But this is all this is all fucking fake

Hulk Hulkan wrestling.

But you know what I mean?

It's all bullshit.

Like it's because it's okay.

Let's go get enough to do.

No, I'm saying like, I know he he he told

you straight out.

Well, actually they used to pretend it

was real back then.

Yeah.

So he was lying to but but like it was

for entertainment.

He was acting.

He was.

Yeah.

He was the man on the moon.

Yeah.

With Eddie Kaufman.

Yeah.

Okay.

And then Jerry, the wrestler, Jerry.

Yeah.

Okay.

Jerry Lawler.

Yeah.

Jerry Lawler.

Yeah.

That was just yeah.

No, but like politics is the same way

except they can fucking arrest you

and kill you and shit.

Right.

He's like so the reason I don't care

about the specifics of Obama is if it

wasn't Obama, it would be some other

fucking asshole.

And then like Trump stone on their

fucking head.

Like it's all fucking fake.

Like I don't know why you're still

convinced that Trump is like this

lone wolf good guy.

Like no, he's a fucking.

No, I got my issue with Trump.

I don't don't get me wrong.

Don't say bullshit.

I just think that he's he's trying

to make the country a better place.

I don't ever want.

No, he's trying to make Trump a better

place.

He wants to say well no, no,

say with George Bush.

George Bush won and I'm saying

every fucking president.

They want to go down in history as

an amazing president.

Yeah.

What does it mean?

Like George, George, George,

okay, George Bush, he attacked Iraq.

So it's a shitty president.

Well, hold on though.

He was asked about that and he goes,

well, I'm going to look good in

history.

That was his fucking answer.

So, so stupid.

That was his answer.

Why do we fucking worship these

fucking assholes?

Like if you if you if you look at who

the genuine best presidents we've had

are, look, you're even fricking

another names.

Probably Reagan.

You guys are Reagan.

No.

Although he did turn.

He was terrible.

He turned ketchup into a vegetable.

He was fucking terrible.

You know what, you let that one slide.

I like that was I thought it was big

Mike.

No, no, Reagan turned ketchup into a

vegetable.

So for the school food lunches.

You know, okay, that's not even

nowhere anywhere close to the worst

than he did.

Like he was terrible.

Every president that you can.

Okay.

So, okay.

If you every year these fucking

historical societies, they produce

like the 10 or 25 best president

lists.

And with the exception of like

Jefferson and Washington,

they're all the worst presidents.

They give you the worst every

fucking time.

And then if you look at the people

they don't even mention,

those are the best presidents.

So I got a question for you.

Who said trickle down economics?

Was it Bush?

No, it was a critic of Reagan.

I don't know who exactly.

So they they somehow spun this as

Reagan said it.

Reagan never said it.

It was a criticism of it.

Yeah, it was.

But the media ran with it.

Right.

And they, I, like,

They do.

There was a point that I actually

thought Reagan said it.

Of course you did.

No, that's just over the media did it.

Can you fall for this, though?

No, I was fucking like in my 20s.

I still say my first vote was for

George Bush senior.

And we had, we got Bush morning

when he got elected.

That was my political standing back then.

I wish I would, I'd love to go back

to then and just be like, I don't

give a fuck about politics.

Ignorance is bliss, my friend.

Ignorance is bliss.

No, but like, these fucking asshole

like we as the people need to stop

acting like presidents who do things

are good presidents.

Those are the worst presidents.

We don't want them to do things.

So I live just the fuck alone.

That makes you a good president.

I've always said the federal government

should not affect my day to day life.

And a lot of times they never did.

It's now.

They always did.

You should realize how they did.

I mean, what?

Can I get an example up for later?

Oh, can't wait.

But I mean, Obama probably did it

more than anybody else.

And then Biden definitely did it.

I think our daily lives.

I think FDR and Wilson, well, yeah.

So Wilson created the income tax

and the Federal Reserve.

Okay.

Like he's, it's very hard to

unseat him as the champion.

FDR, he made all these social

security and all these other federal programs.

Johnson made like the welfare state.

And like all these guys started wars.

Like it's always goes hand in hand.

Yeah.

So like, I mean, Obama did Obamacare.

He's, he's up there.

Well, Obama did a bunch of other stuff like that.

And then the CAFE standards for cars.

But like the other issue is you can't

compare them one to one because it's

an accelerating problem.

Right.

So we're financial somewhere.

Like it isn't our fucking house.

But Trump's doing this shit too.

And be like, oh, let's have tariffs.

And let's have more.

How is the tariffs affected our day to day life?

We pay those tax.

We're one, one, one item that's one after price.

One, just do what is money?

Where does the money come from?

Ron, other countries, we're not other countries.

Don't have dollars.

We have dollars.

Get all this last week.

USA has dollars.

Ron, we pay the tariffs.

Okay.

That's fine.

And we did, we did this last week.

You were wrong.

And that's cool.

Do you know why we switched to an income tax run?

How did we sell the American people on switching

to an income tax?

So it happened after WW1.

No, it wasn't.

It happened in the thirties.

No, it didn't.

Income tax was 1913.

Oh, so it was WW1 then.

But it was formal.

But it was building up money so we could go to war.

Yeah.

It's something to do with that.

Yeah, it's been a while since I've gone to war.

Sort of.

Because...

But that's not how they sold it to the American public.

How they sold it to the American public.

They said, okay, so before income tax,

we used tariffs to fund the country.

Right.

The United States.

Right.

Not the country.

Yes.

And poor people bought,

just spent more of their income on retail goods, right?

That's go through today.

Because rich people buy or they save money,

they invest, right?

They leave it in the bank, whatever.

Right.

But poor people spend more of their income on laptops

and cell phones and whatever.

This is 1913?

Yeah, I can see that.

Just the consumer goods.

And tariffs, because that's what's fun in the country,

were on these consumer goods.

So the poor people were paying all the tariff money.

Most of the tariff money.

Okay, but...

So the government said,

hey, poor people, doesn't it suck that you're paying all the taxes?

Wouldn't you like it if the rich people paid the taxes instead?

How about we have what's called an income tax,

and then only the rich people will pay the income tax.

And the poor people who make up most of the voters

said, yeah, that's a great fucking idea.

Let's do that.

And it passed with over fucking well-meant

car numbers.

And it went into law.

And guess what?

Now we get fucked by the income tax and the tariffs.

Yeah.

Well, okay, hold on though.

So I have not found any price increase of products

due to the tariffs that's up,

but that's not my standing here.

So the only way I agree with the tariffs

even though I think they're bringing in good money,

they're opening up other countries to American goods

and services like gas to some extent.

That's not what tariffs do.

But no, that's what...

This is what he's negotiating.

But that's a different thing.

He's negotiating tariffs.

Okay, why?

But wait, hold on, hold on.

The countries get a better tariff

if they allow American goods to come in their tariff.

Why does Trump need to negotiate with South Korea

to allow me to trade with South Korea?

Why doesn't Trump just get the fuck out of my way

and leave me the fuck alone?

Yeah, in Dave's world,

with the purple sky.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Why doesn't Trump do that?

Leave me alone.

But Trump, that's...

Why can't he do that?

It's not reality.

Why?

Okay.

Why can't Trump just not stop us from trading?

Why can't he do that?

Leave us alone.

If I want to trade with Iran?

How's he stopping you from trading with another country?

He's stopping you from...

He has sanctions.

What do you think a sanction is, Ron?

It's saying,

hey, American, you cannot trade with this country.

Okay, so there's certain countries

that have sanctions against him, not a lot.

Yes, and then tariffs also...

They don't stop it, but they slow it down.

So what I wanted to finish saying was,

the only way...

I...

Even though I believe the tariffs are good right now,

they're bringing in good money.

For the government.

I'm not done yet.

The government doesn't deserve our money.

I'm getting there.

The only way I fully throw my support

behind the tariffs, and I've said this before,

ban the fucking income tax.

But they're not doing that.

I believe if I...

It's never gonna happen, Ron.

It's never gonna happen.

Trump has talked about it.

No bullshit.

So what? He's fucking like...

He's like, oh, no more tax on tip.

So I'm done here.

No, no, no, I...

They're never gonna do it, Ron.

I'll bet you any amount of money.

So...

I'll bet you your IRS fucking bill.

How about that?

Hey, you can't afford my IRS bill.

Want a bet?

Yeah, I'll bet you on top of that that I can.

Anyway.

Yeah, I'm put on loan, man.

Get the fuck out of here.

Okay, so wait.

Think about this.

Trump is...

They say 3D chess, whatever.

I don't fucking care.

But...

When is the optimal time for him to ban income tax?

As soon as he gets his first fucking day.

No, no, no.

Optimal time for Trump.

Well, for Trump, I don't find that...

But it's only by optimal time.

Okay, what...

The government terms, I guess?

Yeah, I'd say about a year from now.

So that's kind of what I'm looking at.

Okay, the problem is Trump cannot do that by himself.

He needs Congress to do that.

True.

Or the states.

The states can come together and have a convention

of the states to alter the Constitution.

But if Trump goes on...

The front and gets aggressive with this and says,

hey, it's in Congress's hands right now,

income tax is banned if they vote on it.

Okay.

So you get the American people like, wait, what?

I get it, but...

And then they're gonna start calling the Congressmen...

Honestly, but...

Yeah, they can't...

They don't give a fuck.

No, no, no, no.

Bullshit.

They don't give a fuck.

Well, that fucking changed last year.

Congress and senators were like,

I just wish people would stop calling my office.

Because...

Even when they put the...

They hang the phone up, they don't care.

No, podcasters were like, call your congressman.

This is the number you call.

Be nice, don't threaten them.

It's not gonna change their votes.

No, there was a change affected of what was it.

There was a bill that got canceled

because the people started calling their congressmen.

Yeah.

Congressmen first.

We the people, man, we the people...

How do you still believe this?

We affected change...

These guys are looking down on you from heaven.

Like, Ron, you're such a fucking moron.

You can't wait till you get up here, Ron,

so we can show you how it really is.

And your buddy Dave was right the whole time.

That's what I'm gonna tell you.

Nobody's ever gonna say that.

They're gonna tell you exactly that, Ron.

No, they've never...

Good God, man.

You're so nice.

But no, I mean...

So, let's just kind of play...

I want the income tax ban.

I've been very vocal on that.

It needs to go away.

It's no longer necessary.

Oh, it's fucking necessary unless we want to like blow up

this deck to infinity, which is gonna happen irguardless.

So, like...

No, it's...

There's no way out of this.

Again, we've discussed what was...

What is the income tax?

Like 2.3 trillion a year?

Something like that.

So, what if tariffs replace that?

It can't replace that.

Oh, my God.

That's the whole reason that tariffs are better

than an income tax is because it constrains

how much the government can pull in.

Let's just...

Our debt is unpayable.

Regardless of what kind of tax you apply, it is unpayable.

They're always coming collect.

There's nothing to collect.

That's my point.

We don't have it.

We have guns.

Okay, but...

The debt is unpayable.

It's just...

It's out of control.

Right, yeah.

So, going back to Pam Bond, I truly hope she sees the right...

Does the right thing here.

And prosecute those who need to be prosecuted.

And do it...

Correctly.

Do it publicly.

I want this shit on camera because we are the victims here.

We are...

Because they tried to affect a duly elected president,

we are the victims here.

So, we need to see what the fuck's going on.

Oh, yeah.

I got some news in the crypto space.

Oh, sweet.

So, we did talk about this a while ago.

There's a thing called tornado cash, which is for Bitcoin,

which, you know, I'm not a big fan of Bitcoin,

but this does affect the entire space.

Because tornado cash was a privacy tool

that essentially let you mix up your Bitcoin with other people.

Okay.

And it would make it harder to track what you were doing with your Bitcoin.

So, it just gave you a little bit of privacy.

And the guy was arrested for money laundering

or helping money launderers or some fucking bullshit.

And the trial just began this week.

So, now the government started giving their evidence.

And these guys are fucking incompetent, man.

Like, they're just putting shit out there

that's like turned out to be fake.

And like the math, like they put a pie chart up, okay?

And the numbers on the pie chart added to like 88.

And like the defense turned is like,

you're honored, this adds up to 88.

What is this pie chart?

It's fucking bad.

So, what does the judge do?

I don't know.

So, I haven't been like, so there are people live tweeting the trial.

So, if you are interested, go check those people out.

They're in the whole crypto space.

Just pick your favorite one.

But I will give updates on this as it goes.

The one thing that might go against them

is that they were profiting from this service.

So, it wasn't just like an open source.

Well, it was open source,

but they were somehow earning an income from it.

So, that might be the one thing that gets them.

But hopefully it doesn't because, I mean, like it's code.

You can't prosecute me for writing code, right?

But yeah, stay up to date on that shit.

And get the fuck out of Bitcoin.

You can get out of Bitcoin.

Use the narrow.

No, I'm telling you though.

Use the narrow.

It's already got the built-in privacy.

The government has been implementing Bitcoin,

whether people agree with me or not,

and get the fuck out of it.

So, where else are we at with this shit this week?

Oh, so, what I want to get back with the Obama shit

is what's really cool that's happening right now

is apparently whistleblowers are coming out of the fuck in Woodward.

Why? What are they waiting for?

See, this is what that hit the shit.

No, no, hold on though.

No, so I made a very valid point on this.

They were scared to do it because whistleblowers

have not had...

I mean, how many whistleblowers shot themselves

in back of their head by...

I get it, but like, okay, let's say you went to Michael Jackson's house

for a slumber party one time,

Michael Jackson just had a fun time.

You had pizza and then you went home.

So, no asteraping.

No, no asteraping.

But then, like, somebody says,

Michael Jackson asteraped me, right?

And now you suddenly say,

oh yeah, yeah, do I believe you?

No, because like, you're just following the crowd.

You're not a whistleblower.

First of all, I mean, legitimately,

there's been whistleblowers against Hillary Clinton

that have ended up dead.

Okay, fine.

Go on the fucking dark web.

Listen to the Canary the Cades podcast.

We teach you how to do it.

Go on the dark web and whistleblow there.

Stop being fucking stupid.

Stop waiting for the crowd.

Stop waiting for protection

because then nobody takes you seriously.

Nobody believes you.

Your credibility is gone.

So there was a senator, he had a flash drive

of a bunch of Hillary Clinton's emails.

Okay.

He just turned that over.

So let's see what this goes.

No, I'm excited about it.

An email can be fake.

I mean, it's just, it's so frustrating.

Do I want them going to jail?

I mean, they're not going to, so why would I wish that?

But I just want them to flee the country.

That would be, that to me is like, the pinnacle.

That's why this is all fake.

Like, it's all fake.

It's doing a show.

Oh, I got a USB full of emails that are,

okay, but I'm not going to jail.

Oh, I'm going to show it for you.

So there's a potential

that the FBI is going to raid Obama's homes.

Right?

No.

I mean, it's a potential.

No.

No, there has to be.

There has to be.

Because I've been very vocal on this as well.

I don't like, I don't like they've raided Mar-a-Lago.

I think it was wrong.

They will build.

Hold on, hold on.

They were wrong in doing that, but they were,

they were criminal for going through Milani's underwear.

There was absolutely no reason for it.

So if we can get, turn around and,

so if they go on, they raid Obama's house,

you're not, you're not, hold on.

And they go through Michelle Big Mike's underwear.

No, no, this is the Minerva challenge.

I gotta get this out.

All right, but I'm going to explain to you

what they're really going to do.

Okay.

So this is the Minerva challenge this week.

You can either do it with words or with pictures

or memes or whatever.

I don't care.

What's in her fucking underwear drawer?

We're talking like tucking underwear,

jockstraps.

We've said stuff they had to target.

Remember that target?

The tuck underwear.

The problem is if you look at tuck underwear in a drawer,

it looks like underwear.

That's the problem.

But yeah, so get creative.

There you go.

But nobody here.

Go ahead.

Here's what's really going to happen, right?

They will build a fake fucking house

that looks exactly like Obama's house.

I swear they will do this, right?

And they will raid that fake house

and say, we didn't find anything.

Here's the tall video.

Look, we videoed through the whole house.

There's nothing here.

It's just some tucking underwear.

That's all we found.

The sad thing, you could be right.

They will literally do that.

But guess what else popped up in the news?

What's that?

The naked man that died and drowned

in three feet of water.

Who's a good swimmer?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

You don't talk about?

Yeah.

What happened?

Obama showed.

He's back in the news.

People are now looking into that.

They've already, they had to come out and admit Obama

was in the house when it happened.

And now someone said,

so waiting for confirmation on this,

he was ready to tell all book about the Obamas.

If there's some proof about that,

hey, submit it to us guys.

Call the dark web.

Dark web.

Submit it to us.

He's the dark web.

We'll keep your name private.

And we'll say Dave's writing the book.

So they kill him and not me.

So, yeah.

I got one more story I want to cover.

Okay.

Now this is not news.

Oh, it's news to me and it might be news to you,

but it's not news, apparently.

I browse YouTube a lot and this thing

pops up in my feed that says,

what was the dare program really about?

Now, what do you know about the dare program?

Did you actually go through it?

Yeah, I did.

I briefly, like we talked about it.

I don't know.

Yeah, I went through like all the shit

and had the diploma on it.

All I know is drug dealers were wearing dare buttons

and dare bumper stickers on their car.

So what do you know about the dare program?

Where are you?

Well, it was Nancy Reagan, dare to stay off of drugs.

Is that the same time they did the egg?

This is your, your brain?

This is your brain on drugs?

It was the 90s.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It was a 90 or eight, no, they...

Well, that commercial was the 90s.

It might have been the 80s.

No, the dare was in the 80s.

It started in the 80s.

Yes.

With Nancy Reagan.

It was just, they were trying to do,

keep kids off of drugs, but I,

there was some controversy on it.

I cannot recall right now.

So yeah, so this is going to blow your fucking mind.

All right.

So now you, you've probably heard that they later

did scientific studies that showed that kids

actually did more drugs who did,

went through dare program.

They knew about that before they launched the dare program.

Okay.

So now, the reason they launched the dare program

was to be a Gestapo spying program on people's parents.

Like this blue, like now I, I, I, like I click this video

because I'm like, well, this sounds interesting.

It's like a 40 minute, you know, whatever.

And the guy who pops up on the screen,

he looks like, uh, Hassan, if you know who Hassan is.

He's a leftist socialist fucking idiot.

And like this guy looks like he, he has like the goofy glasses

and the long hair.

And I'm like, I don't know if I want to listen

to this fucking guy, right?

And like the one, what really got me was like,

he said early on in the video, and private corporate,

and like this is like, this is a trigger for me

because I'm like, oh, he has like private corporations.

He's a fucking, but I'm like, okay,

I still want to know about the dare program.

Let me, let me give it another three minutes.

Right.

And he actually never brought up anything again

about anti-capitalist.

So he, and I watched some of his other videos.

And if he's a socialist, he's really good at hiding it.

So props to you guys for, for keeping your politics

out of that shit.

Okay.

And he goes through the facts like just one by one by one.

And, and here's the guy who started the program in the LAPD.

And like, here's the other programs he dealt with.

And, and it was literally a way to spy on the parents' children.

It's like to get the kids to, to rat on their parents.

Now that, that started happening like the,

the probably early nineties.

Cause like my son was in, in school, like 95, 96 when he started,

like, I found, told him, I mean,

not that I did anything wrong at my house,

but I said, if a teacher asks you a question about your house,

you don't answer.

It's not their damn business.

Right.

Well, that's what they would say to the kid.

Oh, how many guns you have in your house?

Yeah.

What, what, what did your dad smoke?

Right.

What does he smoke?

Was it smell?

Yeah.

No, I know all about that bullshit.

Look, I'll, if, if you guys are interested in this,

I will post the YouTube,

actually I did post the link in the chat already.

Okay.

So hopefully people will, will,

wouldn't check that out, but holy fuck, man.

Like I, I don't know why I'm shocked by this stuff

because like this is exactly what you would expect the government to do.

But if you look at the, the, the,

Why does nobody know this?

So how do I, how do I word this?

So then it wasn't the next first lady.

It was the first lady, the vice president.

Tipper Gore.

Yes.

She's a fucking cunt.

Of course.

She, she, well, she did it.

She did the music stuff.

Yeah, but she, there was one article.

Video games.

Dungeons and Dragons.

No, there was an artist like Chuck,

no, Chuck,

he only died this week too.

So.

Really?

Yeah.

What the fuck, man?

He just, he's a, he's a boomer generation.

I don't, I don't check my Joni.

Yeah.

I think it was him.

He was a saxophonist.

Yeah.

Uh, cool.

Okay.

Let me check that out.

No, there was a guy who,

there was a guy who died today or earlier this week.

There, I think it was Chuck Wayne,

J. only.

But no, who was it?

Oh my God.

So one artist put out an album with no swear words in it.

Okay.

Hold on, let me go back.

Well, I know Frank Zapp was a big against her.

Right.

But there was another artist who,

Twisted Sister.

No, no, this was like,

this was like an artist like it was a solo act.

You wouldn't think he had swear words.

Yeah, Joni just died.

Yeah.

What the fuck, dude?

So, um,

basically it was a parental guidance sticker.

Yeah.

On the album if it had swear words.

Yeah.

And this guy was very,

this artist was very critical of this

and they slapped one on him

and they had no swear words

and nothing in the song.

It might have been Frank Zapp's sticker.

No, it wasn't because I know who Frank Zapp is.

This artist is not one I would typically listen to.

Okay.

But yeah, but it was just, it was bullshit.

And, but what did it do?

It increased record sales.

Yeah.

Because guess what I did?

My 18s early 20s, I want to buy an album.

Oh shit, that's got swear words and I'll buy this album.

See what I want to know is why, like,

maybe some of the libertarian people out there

do know this about the dare program.

I have never heard it discussed by anybody.

Why has nobody talked about this?

Well, the war on drugs is a failure.

Right.

But like, why hasn't anybody brought up the dare program

specifically as a Gestapo's fine?

Why has nobody brought this up?

Because they still use it today.

Now it's not dare.

That's not what it's, no, they do.

Oh, but again, why are libertarians not talking about this?

Yeah, I don't know.

I mean, but look what the schools are doing now, the kids.

Schools groom kids, period.

Yeah.

Whether it be with uniforms,

whether it be with teachers asking about your house

and how you are saying that you have to accept

someone's mental illness when they think they're a fucking dog

and they're a girl.

You, they do this grooming.

But here's the thing.

Have you seen some of these videos of parents

rushing into the school to grab their kid out

and teachers are blocking them?

Yeah.

Because there's a transvestite show going on in the gym.

Oh my God.

You know, so grooming exists in public schools.

Bad.

And it's been going on for decades.

Sesame Street.

Yeah.

Was grooming.

Everything is grooming.

Everything can be grooming if you don't like it.

So let's talk about websites and let's talk about PBS.

Well, we're going to run out of time here.

Okay.

See, I have a hard out today, but we'll do this real quick.

So USAID defunded a whole bunch of shit.

And we know about PBS and what was the other one?

NPR.

NPR, which needed public tax dollars should not have went to that.

Nope.

But here's the odd thing that just happened.

Since the big, beautiful bill came through,

the omnibus, I'm going to call it,

Steve Colbert lost his job.

And the view is apparently shut down.

It's just a coincidence.

I think it's just a coincidence.

Oh yeah, it's just a coincidence.

You know, I like coincidence.

It takes so long to plan, you know.

So I have a feeling some USAID money is being slid to

some of these woke TV shows.

Very fine.

Now, that's it.

And get them the fuck out.

And Colbert shut the fuck up, sit down, go tell a joke.

Start a podcast.

Fuck like you were losing $40 million a year and you ask why

you're fired.

I don't know.

Imagine.

It's about $40 million a year.

Imagine you put on a vaccine costume and danced around

like a fucking monkey and then they still fire you.

Imagine that.

What a bitch.

I'm shocked.

What a bitch.

All right.

So let's get our training because I know.

Well, I hope we got to do our whenever challenge from

last week.

Okay.

Real quick.

That's the wrong page.

So last week, we asked what would you have done to avoid

being tipped off by Coldplay?

Yeah.

The kiss cam.

We got seven answers this week.

Okay.

First one is neat and he E.T.

And he says that M.F.

Or should have owned it trying to hide on camera.

So dumb.

Yep.

I agree that 100%.

Next one is mental atrophy.

He says literally anything other than what he did.

Literally anything.

Fair enough.

Can't argue that point.

Next we have dormouse making a little comeback.

What's up dormouse?

He's been dormant.

Dormant dormouse.

He should have had better opsec.

This is an obvious reputation sabotage and I love it.

Well, no, there's a rumor that there was somebody who

knew them in the audience and tipped off the cameraman.

I again, it's not, I won't, I don't give a fuck.

But yeah, I don't know if that's true or not.

Next up we have Alma guest.

Just stand there and smile.

Maybe his wife would have found out.

Maybe not, but no one would have bad denied the footage

and the spotlight of the internet wouldn't have found it.

You would not have been viral.

And then we have Ein.

Ein says he should have given her the hymen.

I think he meant hymlich.

I know I like the hymen thing.

Well, that's why I included both.

It slapped her back to make it look like she was choking.

That's why.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, actually, no, that might be the best answer.

Yeah, give her the hymen.

Because he already had his hands there.

Right.

I mean, it might have looked like he was doing it in the butt, Bob.

Thought you could have played off his hymen.

That's a hard one to come up with.

You got to think of that one ahead of time.

Yeah.

Next we have Matt McHugh, who sent us an image answer.

And he has a shirt that says she's my sister, not my GM.

So it is.

So you just point to the shirt.

There you go.

And then we'll close these answers.

Last but not least, we have Monero Mash.

Oops.

And he also sent us an image answer.

And that is what you sent an image answer text.

So if you don't know who this guy is, isn't that that Taylor Swift's boyfriend?

That is Travis Kelsey or Jason Kelsey.

Yeah, Travis Kelsey.

I don't know.

And Monero Mash says, throw the girl down and gone Jason Kelsey mode.

I don't know what the fuck that means.

No, no, rip off the shirt.

I guess.

Become the center of attention.

I thought it was Travis.

My wrong.

There's two brothers.

So it's right both.

One plays football, the other one.

I thought there was like a fake relationship.

We haven't heard anything about that.

So there I believe it was fake and I believe the.

There's some going aren't they?

Well, but that's the weird thing.

Yeah, because people said it was fake, but I don't know because the news.

Let's just find out.

The TV doesn't tell me.

Neat.

All right, neat.

You're a new guy, but I did tell you the rules.

You got to contact me.

I'm not going to come contact you.

Track us down if you want your cash or sort of.

All right.

So let's do our 69th episode training session.

You want to go first?

Shall I?

No, go ahead.

You should go first though.

So my topic is going to be about the Boy Scouts in honor of the 69th episode.

Yeah, cringe.

But actually I'm going to talk serious though because so I was actually in the Boy Scouts.

I did get the rank of Eagle Scout, which is the highest rank possible.

Did you get in the in the buck Bob?

No, I did not.

I loved doing that callback in the buck Bob.

Now that that always was like a rumor going around.

But honestly, like Catholic churches were way fucking like public schools.

Like that's where that shit happens.

Like the Boy Scout, obviously there were in a big enough organization,

there's going to be somebody somebody's getting in the buck.

But in general, like we didn't tolerate that shit.

So like we even had rules where an adult man, adult leader could not be alone with an adult child.

Who was not his own son, right?

So like you had to be other children presence or other adult leaders presence.

So why was that rule made for though?

Well, to stop that shit from even being a possibility.

Or does it?

It wasn't a reactive rule.

It was always there.

Sure.

It was okay.

Okay, whatever you say.

But the reason I want to talk about this is because when I meet kids younger than me,

to it's because so let me take back a step.

So the Boy Scouts, if you don't know,

to fuck out of here.

If you don't know, have gone woke.

Yes.

They've been taken over by wokeies.

They now allow girls in the Boy Scouts, which I don't like it's the Boy Scout.

Why are there girls in the Boy Scouts?

They're our Girl Scouts.

Yes, there's Girl Scouts.

Why can't they go to the girl?

I don't understand.

Well, they do have different things, which okay, boys and girls are different.

Fucking deal with it.

Jesus Christ.

How dare you say that?

So a lot of people have abandoned the Boy Scouts.

I perfectly reasonable.

I would never donate to them.

I was the Boy Scouts.

My son was not.

Okay.

Yeah, I would never donate to them.

I would never become a leader for them until they change, which even then, I don't know.

But and why didn't Boy Scouts have cookies?

Why did the Girl Scouts have the fucking popcorn?

See, fuck that.

I love the popcorn, dude.

Really?

But it was good.

Was it like cheddar popcorn?

Yes, we had the Gary.

That was great.

I'll give you that.

But anyway, so when I meet people that are younger than me,

very often they're like men, when I meet men in their 20s and early 30s,

they're very feminized.

Yeah.

Right.

And and the Boy Scouts really taught you to not to be a man, right?

It was one of those places you could go and they teach young boys how to be men, right?

It's not just, oh, let's carve some shit and build fire.

Like it was that, which was fun as fuck, right?

Yeah.

But it was how to be a leader.

I don't take it like a man.

It's 69, man.

69.

How does 69 like a man, right?

You're on the top, motherfucker.

No, like how to how to how to run an event.

Yeah.

Right.

The not not time was another thing.

Not time, right?

You did you cover that?

Yeah.

In fact, just the kind of so when I talk to people and I'm like,

So we told little boys that I have each other.

Sorry.

I'm going to go to the Libertarian Party as an example.

Again, I know I kicked them around a lot, but you know, they can't earn it.

How just how to host the event, right?

How to hold like we have a convention every year and whatever the fuck,

but it's very bare bones and like there's maybe they bring some donuts and like but

nobody knows really what the fuck they're doing.

And it's just it's really sad, right?

Yeah.

I mean, this knowledge is essentially lost, right?

Like no one is is no one who has that knowledge is passing it on to young people.

And we have no organization to do this because every time we try to make one,

the fucking woke tards are you got all out girls and you got all this and that.

You got to talk about gay people and you got to talk about sex and then you got to talk about

69s and and and dildo butt monkey rainbows and it's a little but you put it's a callback for

the show.

Yeah.

This also I forgot about that.

We can't just have this thing where young boys learn how to be men.

It just fucking blows my fucking mind.

Why can't we do this?

Yeah.

Right?

Like it really sad to be when I talk to the young people and they don't know how to shoot a gun.

They don't know how to build a fire.

They don't know how to fucking like get your own food without going to the grocery store and swiping

your fucking plastic.

Have you spit on the ass to where you sticking it?

Wait, sorry.

We got to do something, man.

Something's got to change.

You're actually 100% right.

A version of the boys' house coming back would be a very good thing.

I bring their the fuck down, are they?

I think they got sued into it.

I'm not sure.

I don't even know.

They got sued.

I don't follow up on it.

Yeah.

But like.

But you're actually you bring them a valid point there.

Someone should bring back something that's more wholesome that teaches men to be men and also

women to be women.

I don't want I'm not asking to teach our girls how to cook and how to do dishes.

We learn how to cook and do dishes in the boys' house.

I know.

But I think everyone should have those skills.

If I say women should cook and do dishes, I'm in trouble.

Right.

But there are useful skills women can have that are useful besides dishes.

I mean.

And I'm not being thrown out on that one.

If you want to just not be sexist about it, you can how to birth a child because whether

you like it or not, men cannot do that and women can.

Right.

And it's not a fucking.

I don't have a whole process to everything about it.

Right.

Because if you teach me, you sit me down in the class and okay, Dave,

now you take your nipple and you're like, no, I can't produce milk.

What are you talking about?

Fuck, man.

No, it just pisses me off.

That's about a point.

I like that.

But somebody's got to do something, man.

We have to do something because all these young men who are going out into the world

don't know how to fucking do anything.

So Adam Kroeder wrote a book probably like 20 years ago that is Jesus Christ with the

name of that fucking book.

Do I have it here?

I don't know.

Maybe I don't.

It was basically about about, um, feminizing men.

Yeah.

Okay.

I mean, like, like Jordan Peterson has kind of written books in this arena, but it's not

good enough.

We need a real organization.

Somebody needs to be around to kill the spiders.

Yeah.

Because women ain't gonna do it.

No, no, don't kill spiders.

Spiders are our friends.

I know.

Um, as much as I hate guys like Trump and Biden and Obama and shit, like those guys

grew up in our world where they learned how to be leaders and.

Obama is an example.

Maybe not Obama.

I mean, maybe Biden.

Biden definitely grew up in that world.

How about a hundred Biden?

Did you see his interview?

I didn't watch it.

But crack on that boy.

Imagine those guys, right?

Yeah.

But take away everything that's masculine about them.

Those are going to be our governments going forward.

You could almost look at the TV shows to the generation and see how they change because

TV is conditioned as well.

Of course.

I mean, they're, you know, like what was in the 90s, it was the fat guy with the hot

wife.

The fat guy was funny.

The hot wife was crabby.

That was how many fucking shows?

And technically that started with the Flintstones and the new, the, uh, the, oh, Jackie

Gleason and the honeymooners.

But I mean, but that got real popular in the 90s.

Right.

You know, so yeah, it's, but it's, it's conditioning.

And they even went into commercial like I'm a dumb fat guy and I married a hot wife.

What?

You know, so yeah, they, they have, I mean, there is a war against the, the, against men.

There really is.

And I don't know why.

And I, well, I mean, like that's part of what we're trying to do here by teaching all these

topics is right.

Like give you these skills, give you the ability to get your own skills, how to communicate

those skills, how to teach young people how to do the shit.

Because if this knowledge is gone, we're all fucked.

Right.

Like the legit, there's a missile we used to make that apparently we need to start

remaking.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

I don't think we need to do that.

Well, no, I'm anti-war, but, but this is the thing.

They had to go find some retired guys and bring them back in to teach them how to make

this missile.

Right.

So, but that's, it's about a point where we're losing our, our soul.

Men are.

And then some of us that women are too, I don't want to make this a sexist thing because,

but yeah, we need to learn different stuff.

I mean, I'm sorry.

If I see a woman changing a fucking tire and a man watching, I'm going to have a problem

with that.

That's just how I was raised.

And like the reason I'm focusing on the Boy Scouts is because I'm a man and you're a man.

Like we're two guys, right?

If, if, if a woman that's out there listening, if you want to be a guest on our show and,

and talk about your experience, you're more than welcome.

Please.

Yeah, I know.

I have, there are women that can do a lot of shit that I do and they can do it better.

That's, we've talked about this before, but I'm not saying that everyone's got to be in

their type.

Girls got to play with Barbie dolls, guys got to play with GI Joes.

No, I'm not saying that, but, but we need,

We do need separate space.

You need your place to go and,

But there are Tom girls.

That's fine.

But like,

And let them, let them come over and play on the boy side.

Well, no, but you still need a space that only for boys.

Not a boy.

Huh?

They need to be a girl.

I'm here.

Well, no, but I'm saying that, that boys need a space that are only for boys.

So you're far and,

Yeah.

And girls need a space that's only for girls.

Yes, there can be intermixing at different times,

but this is my time for boys.

You know what I'm saying?

Like give me an hour a week, two hours a week, and no girls a lot.

And you can go have your two hours a week.

And then any of that on time of the week, we can mix and do whatever.

Right?

No, that's actually,

Because it's not, it's not about like, I don't like girls and girls are icky and cooties and no.

Like cooties.

Like boys interact with each other differently.

And like this is the thing that happens to libertarian meetups, like me and Ron yell sometimes.

But what?

And women who are there don't like it.

Right?

Well, because they're not socialized the same way that you are.

No, they're traumatized because their daddy yell at them and nothing's,

They project it.

Even a tomboy girl will not like, will not get into that usually.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Like they still don't like that.

There's a few girls I know that would jump in and fight with us.

Well, okay.

But you think about it point.

But yeah, that's it for me.

So, being this 69 episode, I mean,

we got to do something weird.

And somebody asked me to do something about urine.

Like the uses of urine and I'm like, well, I only know one.

Well, I mean, besides flushing it, I've always known you can drink your own urine.

I don't recommend it.

But if you're going to die from dehydration, you can drink your urine.

And I believe you go and drink it through one cycle.

Once you, once you're, you drink urine and your body processes that urine,

it's just no longer about it.

I believe I tried verifying that today.

Yeah.

But I mean, drinking urine in Google.

They don't really do, do many experiments in this.

No, no, the military, the military guy told me this,

you go and drink it through one cycle.

Okay.

So, I tend to believe that's true.

But I did go to Google and find out what other uses for urine and I was actually

fucking shocked.

Yeah.

So, tanning, tanning is the preparation of an animal skin.

Yes.

Not, not mine.

I'm not saying if your wife's not there, tan and go piss on her.

It's not going to end well.

But tanning is, is your, I actually knew your urine was using tanning or could be

using, but I didn't know that until I read it.

Yeah.

But I remembered it.

Yeah.

Apparently you can use it as a cleaning chemical.

Yeah.

What?

Really?

Why not?

It's got ammonia in it.

So, I guess that's good.

I don't know.

Here's the one that really shocked me, fertilizer.

Oh dude, I'm working up some piss right now.

Interesting.

My God.

Because usually you would think that kills plants and plants and things.

Yeah.

It's a, apparently it's an old Chinese thing.

And do you have to process it at all or use pee?

You pee on it.

It says your contains nitrogen.

Well, so nitrogen you'd have to be careful with.

Like tomato plants don't want high nitrogen, but corn does.

Okay, so you would have to pick the right plant to piss on.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Weird.

A gun powder production?

Okay.

You could ferment urine.

Huh.

So I had learned about three weeks ago I can ferment hot chili peppers.

Yeah.

I will be making a hot chili pepper moonshine here in the very

way.

Any food can be fermented for sure.

But, but you need sugars.

Oh, but peppers have sugars in them?

Oh, then I looked, I kind of looked at it.

Every vegetable has sugars.

I saw it was true and I, but it would be a pepper, be a fruit.

Yeah, but fruits have sugars too.

Okay.

Well, yeah.

So, okay, it was just odd to me that I could, when I heard and I could ferment hot peppers,

I'm like, fuck yeah, I will be doing that soon.

I'm just going to wait for the biggest heat to go away.

Um, the gun powder production.

So fermented urine was used in the production of gun powder.

Wow.

I, there you go.

So when the government bans ammo, this is how you make your,

It's on something and you can shoot it.

Biometrics, no, no, biomaterial.

Okay.

What is that?

Research was using genetically modified yeast to convert urine into a valuable

biometrics like hydro patty.

Okay.

I'm not going to get this guy.

You have to fucking Google it.

A component of bones and teeth, which has applications in surgery and dentistry.

That was a shock to me.

Interesting.

Power source microbes that consume urine can generate enough electricity to power small

devices like USB charger.

So you can power, you can charge yourself on my piss on something.

I'm really not sure what.

Wow.

But that's interesting.

Google it and try it.

Video tape and Zinitioz.

There you go.

Medicinal.

I mean, I'm sure there's, it's, urine's a neutral.

So I'm sure there's, there's some kind of like sterilization.

What was it say here?

Practice of urine therapy is not scientifically supported.

It has been used historically and is still in practice in some alternative medicine circles

and a very, for various elements.

It doesn't say which one.

I do know if you get bit by a jellyfish, you piss on it.

Yeah.

Okay.

I don't know if that actually works, but I've heard that.

No, no, I've heard it in the Friends in episode on it.

Oh, well Friends, no.

Okay, well, there you go.

It's gotta be true.

I saw it on TV.

No, no, that I do believe is true because I've heard it, I've heard it through enough sources.

I don't know where.

I mean, we can try it.

I'll piss on you if you get bit by a jellyfish.

No.

Water sources, which is kind of one, is that you can drink it to say hydrated.

An emergency situation urine can be used as a source of water for survival, although not ideal.

Yeah.

So, it does say though, make sure it's your own urine if you're going to drink it.

We don't have that to be funny because one, could you drink your own urine?

For head to.

I don't find many things gross and I legit get covered in shit and piss all the time for fun.

I mean, if you're fucking dying, man, like you're going to take anything.

I'd have to, I'd have to cool it.

I would need some.

A little bit of ice.

A little bit of ice.

Yeah, well, if I had ice, I would need a bit of air.

Maybe some mint.

Maybe some mint.

I mean, I mean, I could piss it a cup.

I could look at it and I can go, damn am I thirsty?

I don't know if I can make that.

But that's the thing.

I don't get grossed out by, I mean, almost nothing.

But the ideal, the drink of my own urine, I don't know if I can, I don't know if I can do it.

I see, I don't, I don't feel any emotions about it, but I just wouldn't like the taste, right?

It's just the taste, right?

Tastes like shit.

Well, but it tastes like urine.

No, because urine would have different tastes, right?

Depends on what you ate.

Depends on what you ate.

At least,paragus.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

So, yeah, I don't know.

I mean, I,

But I kind of briefly looked at this and I saw like, so urine has a lot of urea in it.

Urea has a chemical and apparently they use that for facial creams.

So, if you could extract the urea, you could maybe like make a facial cream business.

You're going to make me talk about this.

So, in Mexico, there is a product for women that is a face cream and there are women who

swear by it.

Yeah.

And it's made by men's semen.

Well, do I have to say men's semen?

Do women have semen?

I mean, no, they don't.

Well, they squirt.

Is that what's in there?

It's not semen.

It's not semen.

I'm not sure what that is.

I don't think anyone's like scientifically tested that stuff.

It might just be urine.

No, no, no, God, dear God, don't, don't say that in that community.

That'll sort of civil war.

It's not urine.

I don't know how I know that.

I know that would happen.

But I, there was, there was a debate on Reddit one time maybe.

Oh, God.

Something about is it urine and apparently people really are opinionated on this.

A lot more than they should be.

And I got another use actually.

So, you ever, you're heard of Viking berserkers?

No.

Really?

So, like these guys were like, they would get frenzied up and like,

they'd have no armor on, but just two handed swords and just go fucking

hack away at the enemy combatants.

Yeah.

You ever heard of the berserkers?

No.

Wow.

Okay.

So, the way they would get into this frenzy is the, the chieftain would take a bunch of

psychic out of the mushrooms.

Okay.

And then he would piss in a cup.

And then the berserkers would drink the piss.

So they would get like the psychic out.

I've heard about this.

And then they would go berserk.

That's how the berserkers worked.

I've heard it with a different context, I believe.

But yeah, that's, well, there you go.

Huh.

I mean, I'm willing to take some mushrooms and piss in a cup.

I'm not drinking it.

I'm not drinking it.

So, all right, I do have one out.

So, 69th episode, everyone.

And we'll see you next week.

And take a breath.

But I see you.

Everybody.

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