The Canary in the Cage Episode 23 - Tools You Need (But Probably Don't Have), Candle Making

Alright, welcome to the carry.. the canary in the cage podcast. I'll get that out. I'll

get that right eventually. I'm Ron Morgan and my co-host Dave Havlicek. We're here

to entertain you, educate you, maybe even make you laugh. You got anything Monero related?

Yes, somebody did steal our Monero. So we I hid the steganographic

Monero seed phrase in our logo, right? And again, like because of the way the challenge worked,

we don't know who did it. So somebody downloaded the image, and they found the seed word, and then

they created the Monero wallet based on that seed word. Oh, that's cool. They just take the Monero.

So we don't know who did it. So congratulations and we didn't get any donations. So you just

get that. Oh my God, it's been ringing all day. Talk to him later. Cool. All right,

do you want to discuss the next Monero challenge now or do it later? Well, you said you had something.

Well, it's I had one plan for last week, but yours was pretty good. So I thought I thought

yours was cool. Plus, you did all that work to hide that in there. So we did yours. So let's do

this one this week. So last week, we talked about the DNC and how they had the vasectomy clinic and

the abortion clinic set up there. And you got a free coupon for a hot dog at the Wiener Circle.

I saw the actor Mark Hamill used his coupon because he took a photo at the Wiener Circle.

He's true. All to get a vasectomy. That'd be just dust in there. I mean, the coupon's a coupon, man.

Yeah, they cut open that ball sack and he's like,

does it use a lightsaber? Do you think? Oh, that would have been cool. I actually would have

paid to watch that video. So what it was is the Wiener Circle, it's a hot dog restaurant, I guess,

by Wrigley Field. And they take pride in insulting people. So think about this. Think of this as

you're the employee and you see Mark Hamill or anybody come in with a free hot dog coupon for the

DNC, you know, they just, if it's a guy, well, is it a guy? You don't ask. You don't ask.

Can girls get vasectomies? They can get whatever they want now. Okay. So if you see some of the

coupon in their hand, you know they either got a vasectomy or an abortion. So what insults or

what funny things could you hurl at them to make us laugh? There you go. Best insult gets the 0.01

There you go. Be creative people. And even if you're not a comic, you can still be funny. So

stretch your mind out and try to find something that would be entertaining. I'm pretty confident

if you Google or YouTube Wiener Circle, you might find the old shows, the old TV shows they used

to do there. Probably. And you can get the feel of what they do. But obviously, why copy them? Be

creative. Right. This is here's some good insults for people that got a free vasectomy at the DNC.

I mean, abortion. I mean, I don't know. I guess we could make fun of abortion.

Why not? I'll make fun of anything. All right. Abortions on the table too.

All right. So what's been going on this week? We got a Mickey Mouse hands, the Walz dude.

He said that the first amendment does not protect you from hate speech,

lies or misinformation. Now, I only read it like two or three times a year. So I could be wrong.

But I don't remember that being in there. Well, so what it is is when you do this, so

you got to read down to the very bottom. Yeah. And it says that in there. Oh, it's like fine

print. Yeah, it's a fine print of the constitution. You dumb motherfucker. Like you got to steal it from

the archives like Nicholas Cage and then get the magnifying glass on there. Is that what you

got to do? Yeah. Oh, that guy's a douche. So what I would think is why not make the media and the

politicians follow that rule first. Yeah. Before we even consider it. I mean, seriously, the lies

that come out of the politicians, the media's speaking of politicians that lie. Guess who

found out they have stolen valor this week? Donald Trump? No, actually, Harris has stolen

valor. Wait, oh, McDonald's Valor? So Valor. Yeah, for McDonald's. Yeah, well,

actually, it was McDonald's. I was well, actually, there's two things. But yeah, she said she worked

McDonald's and she never did. And I mean, to me, when she said she operated the ice cream machine,

I knew she was lying. It never works. Never works unless she well, no, no, no, there is one caveat

that could make this different. Yeah, it could have been the manager's ice cream machine.

She was working. Okay, like creamy substance. Yeah, I thought it was ice cream. I actually saw

your post today and I replied to it. Oh, did you? And I said, um, yeah, while smoking weed,

listening to 2Pac and Snoop Dogg. Yeah, back in college in the late 80s. And she's also getting called out

because she claims she's from Oakland. And I did actually see this one. And that's like saying I'm

from Chicago when you're really from Naperville. Right, you can't say it. But they do you can't.

No, that is that is I'm giving a pass on this one. So no, no, I'm not because

I've never mentioned this before. On CNN, there were two guys being interviewed. One was the

South Side of Chicago, one guy's from Evanston. Yeah, they're both politicians. And the guy from

Evanston, so Evanston just sits a little north of Chicago, right? And again, goes, well, I'm from

Chicago. The other guy goes, you're not from Chicago, you're from Evanston. Don't don't say

you're from Chicago. If you're not, no, I mean, this is a common thing like city pride. I get that.

But like people from New York, they say I'm from some bumfuck suburb you never heard of. Like,

no, they say they're from New York because it's Chicago and Chicago land. Oakland and Oakland.

No, I'm not. I'm not. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't don't lie because first of all,

she's from Berkeley, which means she was probably a rich little girl. Okay. Where am I from Ron?

Not Chicago, like where in Chicago? No, where do I live now? Las Vegas.

Yeah, you're paradise. So like, but I say Las Vegas because people don't know what paradise is.

Okay, so we're a little different here in the city. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

because I mean, it's a tourist. Everybody thinks the strip is in Las Vegas and it's technically

not. Right. But everyone thinks Oakland is whatever the fuck and everyone thinks

Berkeley is whatever the fuck. No, no, she was going for street cred. She got called off for

either not being black or not being black enough. What the hell is? I'm giving a pass on this

one. And they're like, no, no, no, you don't get, you don't, well, I mean, AOC does the same thing.

She ain't from Brooklyn. Well, she has to live there though. Oh, she might live there now,

but she's not from there. Okay, no, she's from the suburbs outside of New York. Okay. No, you

can't, you can't take stolen valor, my friends. No, because I mean, living in Naperville is not.

Yeah, but the thing is, when you're from, when you're somewhere else, nobody knows what

no Naperville is. So you just say I'm from Chicago. No, you're from the suburbs of Chicago.

And but nobody's, that's too many syllables. Oh, then I don't know where I'm from.

Hmm. So long, dollars, so long, dollars. And I honestly, I really don't care about this issue

because there's a lot of times that I've misspoken that as well. But I am, I do live in Vegas though.

Okay, right. Because I'm north of Sahara. Yeah. So I actually can say that. Don't be

still in Valor, man. This fucking podcast, you're from Paradise. Although I do love the name Paradise

though, by the way. I would love to live in Paradise, Nevada. Do you know the story of Paradise?

No, no. So when Las Vegas was kind of starting up in the, like, I guess I think 40s. Yeah.

The mob moved in to start running casinos. The mob? Yeah. Was it here in Vegas? Yeah.

I didn't know that. We have a mob museum. Huh? Is that why the crime rate was so low?

Yes. Because it's not now. Absolutely. Oh, okay. But anyway, like, Las Vegas proper was like,

no, no, we don't want your bullshit here. So at the time, the strip was nothing. It was just empty.

It was it was route. Might have been route 66 actually. I don't know.

No, that's through Kingman. Yeah, yeah. But I forget what it was, but it was maybe 95 or 93 or one

of those. So they just said, fuck you, we're gonna just build casinos outside there. So they made

it better than Las Vegas. Yeah. I mean, I guess it depends on what you're looking for. I prefer

Las Vegas, downtown Las Vegas for my entertainment value. I don't really gamble. So I don't really

care. I mean, I'll throw a dollar or five dollars, I'll throw 40 bucks in a slot machine for some

free alcohol. I went either way. But yeah, I don't I don't really gamble. So so Fremont, I actually

like the life bands. Yeah, that's nice. I'm I hesitate because Alter Ego is one of those bands.

I just don't like that. My wife and son. Oh, here comes the lawsuits. No, no, no, no, no, no,

they're cover band. They don't have their own material. They can sue you. They can sue me.

Sure. You said you don't like them. You don't like them. Negative publicity. I'm not a podcast.

I think you're gonna get butt hurt and gotta run their safe space and call their attorney.

All right, guys, we'll go ahead. I mean, I could probably my laptop. That's probably the only I

actually own because nothing's in my name because in my family, I am the most likely one. I was

voted most likely to be sued. Tell them about right? Right. I mean, no one really questions that.

So we just make sure ships not my name. And I'm just the lonely idiot that has nothing to my name

except a laptop. No, I just I don't like him because I mean, it's a great show. And for tourists,

it's a lovely event to attend. He just he I think I fall back to the comedy thing. You can't

steal somebody else's joke. Yeah, but he's not really stealing it because of music. You can do that.

Yeah. But he's I don't I don't know my wife's like, Why do you not like him? I don't really know. But

yeah, something. But if you're on free my street, check him out, make a decision for yourself. He

like alter your or not. See, I'm promoting you guys. Don't sue me. So what else is Harris lying

about? Oh, geez, what hasn't she she keeps stealing Trump's campaign. She's stealing another one.

Well, it is like I think she's up to six now. Oh, that's the other mineral thing we could

next week, we'll do a manair giveaway for the best meme representing Harris stealing stuff.

Okay, because I was gonna I'm not I don't have Photoshop on any of my computers and I wanted

to Photoshop the hamburger. Yeah, with her face on it. Yeah. And the tray with the hamburgers are,

I want to remove those and put in like no tax on kids. The housing thing, the Bitcoin thing. That's

that's the one I forgot about. Right. The Bitcoin that she's she stole Trudeau's housing plan.

He's put that in place the hamburgers. I think that would be funny. But maybe next week that

might be a Monero giveaway. Funniest meme. We'll see because I'm sure we have some talented people

out there. Because we love our listeners, all two of you. But yeah, no, it's so here's my issue. She

is out there making all the TV. Oh, I'm not forbidding. I'm not for banning gas engines. I want EVs.

I want EVs not the law whatever's going to go on. Yeah. And it's she wants to frack.

Yeah. Oh, sure. Okay. Oh, she's right. Well, it's either her campaign. There's a lot of stuff

coming out by her from her campaign. Yeah. So she's going to what I didn't say that I had a road

campaign person. I went to her website and I still can't find any policies at all.

Well, it's like in the Constitution, you have to look deeper. Oh, okay. Yeah. But no, so I mean,

I viewed sores, I click I right clicked and went to the inspection window and there's nothing

there's no policies. Well, maybe she doesn't have anything because she's she's she can't steal

fast enough. So this is why I know she's lying. She has brought up the EV one she's brought up the

fracking. She's brought up you know, every she wants to build the wall. No, she I want to build the

wall. Guess who's not complaining about this? Trump. No, the the squad. No, I'm calling her out.

Yeah. So they want to know because they've been told to keep it the mouth shut so she gets elected

and she'll do none of it. Of course, she will not live up to any of her campaign.

Any of this stuff. No one can believe this. Apparently white women in the 30s and 40s.

And maybe possibly black women, they're saying now, well, why don't they just vote for Trump who's

actually going to do this stuff? Because they're because they hate Trump. But he's going to do

the stuff that they want to see get done. Yeah, but he says being things. So and and so did she

wait, what did she say about Joe Biden and her debate? Did she call him a rapist?

A race no racist racist. She was talking about busing again. Right. She was bused as a child.

Yeah. I mean, I've been to Berkeley. I'm pretty sure she wasn't bused. But don't don't say if I'm

wrong, Kamala, I don't need you coming up with Mickey Mouse hands. And he and she's like your

policies caused me to be bused. Yeah. And you're a racist. And you know, they're on the team together.

Yeah. Not really sure how that works. But I think she did she did attack him pretty well. Yeah.

Speaking of debates, we got the Trump and Harris debate coming up. Well, he might be in jail.

No, it's actually before the was it before he's not going to be charged with 34 families. He's

already charged. He's convicted. We were like, how many times we got to go over the paperwork?

Show me the judgment paperwork. Jury said guilty. And the judgment paperwork did not

get filled out as though I have a check in July. So I think that could be wrong. I just I because

it's more than anything. They don't want to set the precedents. I don't think they care. No,

they care. They've already said they said precedents already. But we can turn around on the no,

because if there's no charges, the presence is not set. It's already a conviction that your charges

are years ago. To agree with it. Dude, like you don't even understand the terms you're saying.

Yes, I do. He was charged. He was tried. He was found guilty. So I didn't they go ahead and lock

them up back in July when they had the chance before the convention. Because the judge always

has to set a sentencing date. They always did. It was July. Yeah. And then there was a there was

a Supreme Court ruling about immunity, which which said, okay, we're gonna have to review how this

applies. And that's what they're doing at the moment. Only a few weeks away. Okay. In this

Mashawn either extends it further. I don't know. Just says no charges will be filed. All right.

Again, you're saying charges, charges were filed a year ago. No, they what which ones? The ones that

they hauled them into court and made it was a new trial. And what were those again? What do you think

it means to charge file charges? Okay, so the charges were filed to go to court. Okay. But the

conviction will not stick. Yeah, Marchaun has too much to lose. He has nothing to lose. Oh,

he will lose his thing on the bench if he does this. No, he won't. Oh, yes. Well,

no, he won't. We're gonna go after lawyers. People lawyers are gonna go after him. On the ground.

What judge are they gonna draw? They're gonna draw him. He's gonna say, case dismissed.

Like, no, no, no, you don't understand how it works here would not let the prosecutors call

witnesses. Nobody cares. He wouldn't. Nobody cares. Yeah, I know. But okay, so like, I still

say they wanted to call it. It's like you're arguing with Stalin like Stalin, you can't have

these kangaroo courts. They're not legal Stalin. Hitler, Hitler, you can't you can't do this,

Hitler. It says right here in the document, Hitler, you can't do that. Well, he did it.

I predict the fat guy happy. I'm right. Dance is coming. You don't get what you're up against.

What? Making this belly bounce and dance? It's a hard job to do. But I can do it.

You're gonna find out they they don't give a fuck. No, because they don't want to turn around on them.

They it's not going to turn around on them. They have control today. But if Trump can pull off a

win without the cheating, because I still say she cannot win on her own. It doesn't matter. They

have the cheating. They have everything. It's gonna be kind of scary. Okay, well then start getting

ready for it. Stop. I think I am ready for it. Oh, Trump's secretly gonna they're gonna they're

gonna they're gonna fake Kate. They're gonna. That's what you want. They trust the plan. That's

what you want. Okay, I trust that no one I don't think he'll be convicted. And I think you're gonna

find out when you're gonna find out. I think that's where the shit's gonna get you're gonna find out

the hard way. What do you think? You think Harris is gonna be our next president? Of course. And

Vice President Mickey Mouse hands? Of course. They have the whole the cheating regime behind them.

They have everything. But we know we know some of their game plan. It doesn't matter. Well,

that's because right now the the SAVE Act is being dragged through the house or through Congress

somewhere. And it stops illegals from voting. Shocked that's being dragged through. But you

don't have the votes to pass that. Biden's not going to sign it. Oh, oh, Biden is still our

president. Yes. Can he be president at the beach? Yes. That's where he is now. Yeah. Okay, not

not like right now. But like earlier today, he was seen at the beach. He might still be there.

It's in California. Yeah, they're there. A couple hour drive from here. We're all in. Okay,

so yeah, we'll see we're gonna have to let this play out and see where it goes.

What else do we have? I got some tech news I want to talk about. So we went on our earlier episodes,

we did an episode on secured messaging systems, right? And I gave signal as my common recommendation.

And there was another one that I didn't really discuss called telegram, right? And I didn't discuss

it because it actually is not very good security wise. Or is it? Well, no, it's not. I mean,

he's standing his ground. Well, so here's like, so what happened was the founder of telegram,

his name is Pavel Durov, I think he's from Russia. He was arrested in France. And they're

charging him with all sorts of stupid bullshit like unlicensed cryptography, which, oh, I need

a license to do math now. Like what the fuck is that? And not complying with warrants to hand over

data and also their bullshit. So the thing with telegram is, it does offer end to end encryption,

but it's something that's optional that you have to turn on manually. So if you open a chat with

somebody by default, it's not encrypted. It's it's wide out and in the open, anyone can see what

you're saying. They're spying on the network. Pavel Durov can see what you're saying if he logs in

and you know, so so when a lot of things people were doing like they were doing criminal conspiracy

shit, or just drug rings or pedophile, the internet. Yeah. So when they were doing that on

telegram, they were doing it unencrypted. So so France would be like, or some other country

will be like, hey, we want you to give us the communications that we know that you have access

to. And he said, no, I'm not doing that. So that's the thing with encryption, right, the guy who

owns signal, he could say, Well, I don't have anything, right? You can take you can log in

computers if you want. I was okay. So with telegram, he has that data, but he won't give it over. So

now they have grounds to to charge him. So like, it's not just a matter of encryption is important.

It's encryption is important even for the people who write the software. Yeah, because, you know,

if one of the writers of Monero, for example, steps foot in France, will France has no evidence

against him? Because I don't know what the Monero is doing. It just does what it does.

But if you have like, if you have, what's the word I'm looking for, like, sometimes encryption,

yeah, then they can say, Well, we know you have that. So now you have to give it to them.

Ah, but it's still free speech. I'm fully against what France is doing. I mean, it's all bullshit.

Like, you can't criminalize free speech. You can't criminalize encryption.

Can you in France, though? Well, I mean, France can do whatever they want.

Yeah, I think it's backed by our CIA. But yeah, so it's hope bullshit that this guy's been arrested,

you know, like, but this is why I did not support telegram as an application,

because it leads to this kind of shit. Gotcha. So I mean, and any, you know, anytime I make a

recommendation for software, like if someone from one of our listeners, like wants to know why did

I pick this instead of that, and maybe I didn't discuss the alternatives, like please bring it

up. And I will, you know, oh, I didn't pick that because of these things. Well, that goes with

the story we tell because we kind of just hit the highlights. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The headline version. If you want to guys want to know more about us now, we'll do a deep dive.

Absolutely. So yeah, no, so I get it. So but the encryption apps have actually got some,

some traction here over the past few weeks, because now they're saying that the shooter guy

for Trump was on encrypted apps as well. I mean, everyone should be. Yeah, everyone should be.

But but they all have you did you hear them the news the FBI released yesterday? No. So

they have been telling us all along that his cell phones had no information on there, his network

had no information on there. Yeah. But now they said, Oh, well, he wasn't just after Trump, it was

Trump or Biden. Yeah, I was always about there. That was always about there. Oh, I just heard about

the day they had his Google searches. And that came out almost maybe for his parents computer.

I don't know whose computer was on but it was like, Trump dates, and then also Biden dates and

locations and I haven't seen that I just heard about this week. I remember that being out early on.

I don't know. I just think the FBI is a very nice department and we should honor them respectfully

sure until Trump gets in and closes them or put JFK in charge of them. Yeah. You mean RFK?

Oh, yeah, JFK is dead. Well, they dig him up. I mean, I'm sure we can clone him at this point.

Let's not do that. You don't like JFK? No. Okay. Who would you clone? What do you mean?

Javier Milei? Argentina's president? He's still alive. Yeah. Oh, okay. I'll be fine.

You didn't expect it, right? My fault. Did he die? I mean, that guy's a badass. I do dig that guy.

Where are we at now? So one of the things that I think, I think, I think, I talked about October

surprises before. Yeah. And I think they're going to attempt another one. And they're going to try,

since Biden is now disconnected from the White House and he's just out hanging out at the beach and

I don't know, going to microbreweries. I don't know. He's just hanging out in California for

some reason. They're going to have Harris, or they're going to have Harris negotiate a deal

between Putin and Zelensky for a peace deal. Now, if this happens, that means Putin's compliant,

because he is not ready for a peace deal. We have crossed numerous of his red lines.

Right. And there's no way he's going to agree to a peace deal unless he's forced to.

And I don't know, do we have this country? Can we force Putin to do something?

I mean, we can threaten to nuke him, but that's pretty extreme.

Yeah, but he gives like the new guys.

Yeah. Okay. Well, okay, the thing is, I mean, this might actually apply to us too, but Russian

nukes probably don't work anymore. And I assume a significant portion of ours don't work anymore

either. Oh, really? Yeah. I mean, they don't keep that shit up. And people don't even,

you don't even know how to do it anymore. We've lost the knowledge. What was the password? Yeah.

Oh, God, this is just goofy shit in this country right now. But we got the nuclear

subs just sitting off of Cuba. Cuba. Well, yeah, but those are nuclear powered. They don't have

nuclear weapons. Oh, I thought they thought there was, I was under the impression that they had

nuclear weapons on there to hit our lady. Maybe they do. But I'm when someone says nuclear sub,

that means it's powered by nuclear. No, no, I understand that. But I don't maybe they do.

I thought, yeah, maybe I should I should look at that a little bit more. Because I was assuming

that they I mean, why have well, so a sub can't get away fast enough to avoid the nuclear fallout.

So like that would be a suicide. Wouldn't they just dive down and be underwater?

Well, like they're shooting a torpedo, right? I'm assuming. Or the surfacing,

shooting a missile and then diving. I don't know how it's supposed to work. Yeah, I guess I don't

either. Yeah, I said, I next story, because we have no fucking over talking about. Yeah, no,

but they're they're talking about she's going to broker a peace deal because okay, well, because

Trump said in early November, he's going to release his piece to force them to come together.

So now that he's doing that now she's got one up like Putin would come to that meeting

and just fucking destroy her. Like embarrassed the fuck out of her. So that that's a valid point

you just brought up. And the reason I'm calling that out is in the debate, they're like, well,

Trump's got to know she's a woman. He's got to be respectful of that. And he's got to, you know,

and they're like, was Putin going to do that? No, of course not. So Trump should go full Trump on her.

Yeah, like, like 2015 Trump. Yeah. Well, he's going to Putin would just rip her to shreds. I mean,

like, yeah, I don't care what your opinion of him as a human is, but he is very comfortable. Yeah,

he's no, he's like, yeah, like very shrewd when it comes to making deals and see Russians, we'd

love you to all right. So we don't really love Putin. I don't know. I mean, when he was shirtless,

I guess there was a little bit the sweat was glistening off of him. Maybe I don't know. But no,

I mean, it's all bullshit. They're just saber rattling right now trying to scare us. And

you saw that story I talked about last week where the refugees are taking over buildings in Colorado.

Yeah, that's right now. And there's other there's other cities that they say have been San Diego,

San Antonio, but the media is just not telling us. Well, like I said, that's what I think those

people might be better off under the under the gangs than under the games of the government. Yeah,

I mean, shit, like, you know what you're dealing with, right? Like, they're rent on time, they don't

leave you alone. Yeah. So maybe we'll work out, maybe we'll have a new model of apartment

management companies here. Venezuelan gangs. There you go. Yeah. What else we got going on?

So Mark Zuckerberg. Have you heard about this? Yeah. You know, he finally admitted to like, oh,

yeah, I was I was forced by the CIA or the FBI or whatever. Right. And so a lot of people are

speculating that he's doing this to save Facebook. Well, save it from what I mean, like because

his demographics is well, 40 and 15 and 60 year olds. Okay, Facebook is not for the young anymore.

We've taken over. We've always had when we were young, we grew up with it. And what do older

people think? There are more Trump supporters. Yeah. So I think he's he's just trying to save his

business. I mean, like, there's got to be accountability. You can't just say, oops, sorry,

did it oopsie. Well, that's the thing. He said sorry. But I mean, he didn't really disclose

like full details of how it happened, why he chose to do it. Name names, buddy. Yeah, he's just

being a little punk. And when he heads to his bunker, we know we're in trouble. Because well,

no, no, he may not be connected anymore. He may be out of the inner circle. So maybe he won't even

know maybe his bunker will lie empty. Yeah, as the address of that bunker, by the way.

I just like to know for curiosity. I know it's in Hawaii. Yeah, so maybe with the immigrants

take over and they turn into the UNRB, like I've been saying,

they're armed, they're running around the country, they're killing people, and they're taking over

buildings. Okay, okay, we're going to roll this down the street to, we'll see in November. Oh,

Jesus Christ. And then, like we talked about last week, Kennedy did drop out and joined the Trump

campaign. Yes, we did predict that and it happened. So there you go.

Predict it, read the news. Because like we did like the day before, he was already pretty much

set in stone. Well, actually, it's funny because the Democrats are now fighting to keep his name

on the ballot. Yeah, I was going to talk about that. So Michigan, so Michigan will not let him

move his name off the ballot. Yeah, but they took off Joe Biden's name. Right. And oh, God, what's

the other presidents guy running for president? I just forgot his name, but there's another,

they're trying to get him off too. They want to remove his name. Oh, Cornell West. Yeah,

Cornell West. But they wanted Kennedy's on there. What about Chase Oliver?

Is he's not on there though? He's not Michigan? Why? He shouldn't be on there. Why? Well, he

should be on any state. Why not? Well, you should be an actual libertarian. Well, but he won. Before

you're on a ballot, he won through a scam. It's still one. The basic bitch and his basic base boys

put a scam and they got they got on there. He still was. That kind of reminds me,

they did this whole thing in Colorado where they they wanted to the libertarian party of Colorado

wanted to kick Chase off the ballot and put RFK on. Okay, as a libertarian. And they lost that fight.

So so Chase is still the Colorado guy. And RFK made the signatures as an independent anyway.

So he was on the ballot in Colorado. But now he's saying, why don't I take me off the list,

take me off the ballot in Colorado? So like, if he won the libertarian nomination,

then he would have fucked over the Colorado libertarians. Yeah. So like,

he never won the libertarian. Now, well, I shouldn't say that because

even less of a libertarian beat him out for that spot. Because I mean,

RFK is not a libertarian. He does know principles as a libertarian, but neither Chase Oliver. Oh,

I'm sorry. He thought of a few since like 2012 when he became a libertarian because he heard something

12 is, I mean, that's a long time ago. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, the best he can come up with is,

well, I guess legalizing marijuana is not a bad thing. What? I mean, come on.

Legalizing marijuana is like, I mean, like a kindergartener would be like, just legalize that

shit. And he's like, well, maybe we should legalize what we haven't realized that tax dollars.

There's a lot of benefits to it.

Fuck the tax dollars. I say no taxes at all. Bullshit.

I agree. But I mean, I was pro the higher taxes on marijuana and just get marijuana legalized.

I'm okay with that. No, no compromise.

Baby steps that they take, they take it all away from us. Like, we lose our free speech here

pretty soon. Yeah, well, that's they're going to do it anyway. So fuck them. Take it all.

Mickey Mouse hands once take our free speech away. Harris wants to take our guns away and

she has sounded people. Yep. She has said I will that was under 100 days. Yeah, that's on her

Twitter. She will she will ban guns. Good luck. And then she'll send the UN Army to our door.

Good luck. Oh, I was I was reminded yesterday. Someone brought this up in one of the chat room

time in and you ever see the movie Tombstone? Oh, what was it? Kurt Russell? Wait, like it was

like a Western or something. Yeah. And like, how the fuck would I not see that movie? Okay. But

there's a scene in the movie where Kurt Russell,

they they trapped some of the cowboy gang into like trying to assassinate his brother.

They're suited over the river. No, no, that was a different part. Okay, this was at the train

station. Oh, yeah. So they they they get the guy on the ground, they disarm him. Yeah. And he goes

like you brought down the thunder. Now you got it. Yeah. Anyone any man wearing a red sash that's

they're getting some of me shut up. Yeah, I killed him on site. I was thinking, what if we change that

to any man wearing a blue helmet? And then you finish the sentence for me like, I'll let you

finish that. But I was thinking like, if someone could like AI that meme up, that would be pretty cool.

Yeah, because also the so the final movie made after saying that is he turned his foot,

cocky took his spurs and cut the guy's face with a bad ass movie. Nice. Actually went to

Tombstone, Arizona. Oh, nice. It was all touristy and hokey and shit like that. But we were sort of

in the area and I'm like, I'm never gonna be this close to tombstone again. It was kind of cool.

I dug it. There's a couple bars there. So I had a drink or two. I wasn't going to see this shoot

out the okay crowd. It costs like a lot of money to see that. And I'm like, really, are you really

shooting people with this fake gun? Yeah. Then I don't I'm not interested. But they're really

shooting people. I can see why it costs so much. I would pay the extra because you got to, you know,

buy new people every once in a while. But yeah, no, no, to so I know it's definitely one of my

favorite movies. I mean, Val Kilmer, that's one of his best roles. Probably. I mean, because he was

in he was in Top Gun. He did pretty well in that. Yeah, top secret. You ever see that one? Yeah,

it's kind of funny. I wrote genius to me. Yeah. But I think to I think Doc Holiday. Yeah, that's

that's what it should. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's good movie. You ever seen it? Check out Tombstone.

And then there's also another movie that came out very similar time called Wyatt Earp. Yeah,

they're kind of both about Wyatt Earp. Yeah, the Wyatt Earp movie was more was more historical

doc, you know, information. Yeah, although it's still not 100% true, where Tombstone was more

theatrics. Well, so the funny thing about Wyatt Earp and Tombstone and all that shit, those guys

were a bunch of fucking assholes. Like, do you know that? Well, I mean, like they robbed banks and

they they robbed stagecoach, like the things that the cowboy gang were doing, like the Earp gang was

doing too. It's just they won. So that's why we think they're the good guys. Well, first of all,

there wasn't as many bank robberies as we were led to believe. No, there was. Yeah, there's like

more bank robberies in a in the average week in America now, right? Then there wasn't in the

entire West. So I mean, I mean, you're making judgments based on like today's. Well, no,

I'm saying like, basically, they were bad people. They were not good people.

What gang of Wyatt Earp's robbed banks, though? They did, like the Earp brothers. I'm not going

to say robbed banks specifically, but I know they did a lot of bad shit like they did murder and

they weren't assholes. Right. Okay. Well, you know, Morgan Earp. Is that the one that or Virgil?

Yeah, Virgil was. So when Virgil Earp left Arizona, he was a sheriff in

a Jesus Christ, the town right north of Tonopah, Tonopah. Gold Hill, Gold something.

I don't know. Yeah. So if you drive, if you drive into Reno on 95, you'll hit a baby. Yeah.

And then you're going to hit, I think he hit Gold Hill next. Before I think I know I've driven

that way, but I don't remember the names. The cars are stuck in the ground. Yeah, yeah. That's

where he was sheriff. He actually died as sheriff there. Wow. That's kind of cool. I mean, I didn't

know that until I was actually there and I was talking to a local. There you go. And they said,

yeah, we got an Earp here as sheriff. Yeah. So okay. What else do we have? Kennedy on the bow.

So yeah, I know that Kennedy beat on the bow was a pretty smart move. But obviously now, well,

because he took his name off of some states, but he left about in swing states, he still stuff from

right from Biden. He's like, Oh, but go ahead and vote for me. He gets because I'll get like,

I'll get more control over certain delegates if I get a vote. So I mean, as long as the state law

allows for that, like, I don't go like do whatever dirty tricks you can. Yeah. I mean, like, I still

want to see here in Nevada, then force Biden's name on the ballot, because he missed the deadline.

Yeah, right. He did not meet the deadline for dropping out. So Biden's name must be on the

ballot Nevada. And if it's not, they need to fucking make lawsuits. Yeah, no, great. But now

if I vote for Biden, would that automatically default to here? No, it'd be a vote for Biden.

And then Biden's not running. So we throw those out. Oh, wow. We should campaign to see Biden

come in the presidency then. Yeah, vote for Biden in Nevada. Joe Biden and then vote for me for

Congress. And then if you're in Ron's district, vote for Ron for state assembly. District five.

Yeah. Now I think we're pretty much should outlaw. And now I mean, as libertarians, we only get our

3% or whatever percentage is. But now we chase Oliver, it's going to be, I think we're going to

be less than whole numbers as well. Well, I might race as like six fucking people.

Oh, you should actually try to sneak through that. For what? Go knock some doors, man.

Start up in northern Nevada. Get the fuck away. No, fuck that. I mean, I don't even have any,

I can't, they kept voting for me in northern Nevada. That's district three. Oh, you congressional.

Okay, I'm thinking it was a whole state thing. No, I'm like South Point, that area. And then like

Strip and then South and East. Henderson. Oh, Henderson. Sorry, innocent people. I just don't

like it. No, I think there's a fine, I guess. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty much

all like some other stuff. I think I wanted to tell them. Let me see. Let me check the Twitter

where I post some there's week. Yeah, I mean, kind of was there was some some shit going on.

I mean, like no one's campaign, even Trump's not really doubt they're campaigning a whole lot.

Like he does rallies and stuff. But yeah, well, I mean, Harrison Mickey Mouse hands was on a bus

tour. Yeah, they were just driving a bus. Mickey Mouse. Yeah, like what the fuck?

God, what a freaky dude. And then there were there was a big discussion. Can we make fun of

his son for crying? I don't know what the kid is, but I think he has special needs. Yeah, yeah,

alone. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. It really gets me when like I log on to Twitter. And like

some of these right wing accounts pop up, which I assume is your fault because you're

fucking liking these tweets. And they're like, Oh, come on, Harris is wearing converse shoes.

Like who gives a fuck what shoes he's wearing? No, no, were they Chuck Taylor's? Yeah. Oh,

fuck. She can't wear those fucking cares only dude. Okay, like,

this doesn't fucking matter. Why are you focusing on why are you driving millions of tweets about

her fucking shoes? She has 20 billion bad ideas. Talk about her ideas. Well, she shouldn't be wearing

those are not off. Who cares? No, I love those shoes though. Who fucking cares? It's so stupid.

I actually fell in love with those shoes when I used to do when I was working on those that

go on roofs every once in a while. If you're on a, well, what I guess what the epi with the

Secret Service is scared of the slope groups, which is actually a pitch strip. They're great for

pitch drops. Yeah, because you Oh, Secret Service, here's some advice for you. Where's some kind of

put on Chuck Chuck E.D.s or Chuck Taylor's. And you tie it nice and tight, because it's the rubber

sole with the canvas. It seats your foot properly. And then your your ankles allowed to move freely.

Interesting. So you could actually handle a sloped roof or reality of pitch drop.

Well, no, okay. I mean, maybe that's why she was wearing them. Like she's like,

she's getting on a rope showing off the new, the new uniform for Secret Service.

There you go. So leading by example. So I kind of brought this up throughout the time we've been

on the air or is this on the air or is on the on the computer or over the wire? Yeah.

We don't do that over the wire thing. It's a callback. It's called back to another show for you.

So that's what I was saying. Oh, so you're obviously aware of January 6th at the Capitol?

Um, no, what happened January 6th? A bunch of Antifa members showed up dressed like

Maga people and broke into the Capitol. Oh, okay. Yeah. And then some extra Maga people got stupid

and went when they should have belonged. But you do know about the bombs that the DNC and the

Army. Yeah. By bombs. There's a lot of information coming out on that. Yeah, I saw some of this.

Like it was like, there was a video of a police. Was it a police officer?

These walking down the street or sitting in the cars? No, yeah, he, yeah, he,

he did something in the area where the pipe bomb was. Yeah. And then he talked to a cop or I don't,

yeah, I don't. Yeah. So the bombs weird. So first of all, the bombs were placed there by a dude who

on camera on a cell phone, right? And they can't find me. Yeah. Or they knew who he was,

but they didn't want to move in on me. Maybe he was smart and he listened to Canary in the cage

and he has a cell phone that couldn't be tracked. Or here's a C.I. or F.B.I. plans. Which I have to

actually do an episode on that. Let me write that down. So by Dan Bongino saying that was the,

that was the first plan. And then they went after the, when the Capitol riot kicked up,

they backed off on that. Yeah. And they, and then that obviously took precedence because,

and he kind of references Nancy Pelosi's video, which I still don't understand that her daughter

released that because it makes her look like shit. Right. So yeah. But so they're saying that because

the Capitol kicked up, they decided not to blow those bombs up because Harris was in the building,

but nobody knew she was in the building. There's a lot. I'm just kind of touched on right now.

She's like sucking someone's dick or what? Like, well, she had to like welcome the new

secret service team to her. Oh, Lordy. Oh, that's a good fun. Okay. So we got Bill Clinton,

got a blowjob at the White House. Now we're going to have a female president who gives

blows to the White House. Well, it all ties together. But I guess would she though? I mean,

yeah, well, because she normally does that should promote herself. Yeah, but maybe like to Putin

or something like Putin's visiting and she wants to get her peace deal done. And then there you go.

And I don't know. Oh, Jesus Christ. Apparently she's actually a good cook. Have you seen this?

No, like someone was talking about, oh, instead of the debate, they should do like a cooking

champ competition because Trump doesn't do well done stakes. And like actually, I'm like, yeah,

but isn't Kamala like a lawyer? Like what the fuck did she do? And I actually did some research.

She actually kind of knows what she's doing in the kitchen. It's pretty fun. Well, I assume that too,

but like, no, no, she's she's not bad. So she could make me a sandwich. Yes. Make me a sandwich.

She can be the national sampler. So they do that posted that no debates and cook off instead. Yeah,

he should really put the bomb down before he buys your shit. Because that's stupid.

What do we care if you can come to the president and just stop raising my taxes,

leave me the hell alone and whatever else.

Fucking open a restaurant. Kamala, Kamala, like, you know, open, open, start your own business.

See what it's like. Like, you know, what would the name of her restaurant be? Oh boy.

It's too off the cuff to come with that one. Yeah. Well, that could be another minute. We're

going to find the future. What would Harris and Mickey Mouse hands name their restaurant?

I mean, I don't think Mickey Mouse, he could serve though. No, no, he has an award winning

hot dish plates. Like what like Reese's Cups and no, no, no, it was like,

like a fuck he was like a taco seasoned casserole. He had a white no fuck him. He had

a white boy tacos. Well, yeah, he's from Minnesota. I don't give a shit. Oh, no,

spice. I don't do spice very well. Then shut up. You know, you don't do spice. Well, you don't cook.

You must not be familiar with the Minnesota hot dish.

I don't even know. Well, it's no, what they do is like, it's like a potluck dish. And you just

take whatever's in your fridge and you mix it all together and make it like a Google

actual mouse. Yeah, well, yeah, kind of weird. Yeah. Minnesota Minnesota. Minnesota. I know

people of Minnesota. You're kind of fucking weird, dude. Yeah, they don't have they're not known for

their food. But that way. What are they known for their likes? Being really nice.

Well, they're so close to Canada. How they not? Yeah. Oh, Lordy, I don't know, whatever.

Two nights, though. That's the problem. They're too nice.

No, yeah, I don't know. This guy's a douche. So they got this with the CIA and the FBI

is definitely interfered in the 2020 election. We have that information out now.

Yeah. Well, it's it's an Oopsy. We don't do it. Sorry.

Won't happen again. Yeah, it'll happen again. They'll try it.

I don't know. Maybe maybe just a slow week. Let's just move on. Yeah, I think we're good because

did you post this about Giuliani? No, I thought that was you. It might have been me. Yeah, that was you.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I did because of the 375,000 ballots in Georgia.

Like a long time ago. That are missing. I might have did it twice. They did it. Oh,

he was four days ago. Okay, because I brought that up before that there was 375 missing ballots in

Georgia. Yeah. And the judge said, Where are they? And they go, We don't know. So, so that alone gives

Trump Georgia. They don't have the paperwork to back it up. It doesn't matter. Like you keep,

you keep saying like it doesn't matter. I want people to realize there are still people out there

walk around and breathing through their mouth, of course, that there was no interference in the

election. People still in the 82 million votes actually happen. But that's the thing. Like it

doesn't matter if you can, everyone tomorrow could wake up and be like, Yeah, it was stolen,

and nothing will change. It doesn't matter. They're going to steal the next one.

Doesn't matter. Well, maybe they'll actually do something so it doesn't happen again. No, they

won't. Have you ever done poll watching? Well, I mean, I can't now. And why? We're on the ballot,

dude. We can't be, we can't be a poll watcher. Really? But have you ever? No, there you go.

But also to Chicago. It's okay. So that's even better reason. The Democrats are going to win.

But that's why you poll watch to make sure they rather them not win. I understand. But like,

you that then when you poll watch, then you know it's legitimate.

Sure, it wasn't legitimate. But that's why you watch. What do you watch? I don't know.

You're saying, why don't want to do this? And I'm lazy. Well, so is everybody else.

Not lazy. It's just like, no one's going to win but a Democrat. Or that's why nobody's going to

get up and watch the polls, which is why they can cheat so easily. Although there was a story

out that the overall I guess across the country or I mean, maybe Wednesday, I don't know.

They they're picking like Democrats like two to one versus Republicans. Yeah.

And I'm like, well, that's not, they're going to cheat. Of course. But here's the thing. I don't

care. They can't, they can't, they can't help her. They can't cheat that much. Yeah, they can.

So I think I said this last Trump's gonna break 80 million votes. Okay, he just is. Okay. So

they're gonna have to give her 95 million votes. So what? Who the fuck is gonna believe that?

Doesn't matter if you believe it. That's true. You're going to accept it.

Oh, our voting system is so fucking ridiculous here. And January 20th or January 6th, whatever

the date is that we do the transfer of power, guess who certifies the votes? The current vice

president. Oh, Mickey Mouse hands my oh god. No, no, the current vice president.

Oh, okay. We certified before the new one takes office. Yes. Oh, she certifies her own. So there

is there is some speculation that it's gonna if Trump does win, Hanky shit's going to take place

that like even, um, oh, who was it? My orcas. Yeah. And the prosecutor for I believe Michigan

that basically threatened the American people that you are not going to question this election.

Like you will not be questioned like we will come out and they won't people won't call it.

We cannot live another four years under this fucking ridiculous. I'd say I'd move.

But we're gonna move. You're not going to solve this problem politically. Like you can't vote

your way out of socialism. No, no, I mean, Trump is elected. It's a great stuff in a different

direction. That's not a better direction. Trump is going to be gone in four years. And we get JD

Vance, the hillbilly. No, nobody. Nobody. Look, nobody has the charisma of Trump. Just they just

don't. People love this. No, he's not. No, he's not. He's got he's got he's got more from Trump.

He's got to fine tune a little bit. You can't learn that. You can't learn that stuff. You

can't teach that stuff. He's a natural born. Yeah, that's just probably very troll. He's a natural

born trolls. What do you he was a troll before trolls? Yes. Trolls. Yeah, no, he is pretty cool.

I don't know. But I but again, you don't have to be better than Trump. You said be better than the

Democrat person. I think he's a future president.

I think he's he's got charisma. He's not going to happen. He's not afraid to talk to the press.

I don't I don't see it happening. Oh, Jesus. Oh, so I also heard this fact actually today.

If we do not, if the Republicans do not take the Senate in this year, yeah, the next two

election cycles, they'll have no chance because there's not enough contested people coming up

with there to even be a chance to take it. So it's this year or not that people interesting.

And, you know, well, we've got a shitty Senate election in Nevada. This this kind of go around.

We have Jackie Rosen, the current one. And then we have Sam Brown, who's like a kind of a rhino.

Yeah, what is yeah, I don't know much about him. I would never vote for Republicans.

I'll vote for Trump because a chase office a basic bitch. But I will vote for Trump this time around.

I think I mean, let's say, I don't know, I guess nobody else can jump in. So

I don't know whatever. I got a vote, I guess.

No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, you? Yeah.

How do you do that with the computer?

There should be an option for it. Or you just or easily the blank.

Huh? Or think about that. Yeah, I still vote Trump because, you know, honestly,

we it's going to be bad if Harris wins. That's the I mean, I you know, things you don't you know,

it's not that it's just like Trump is not good enough. I actually I did a Twitter post on our

feed a while back. Oh, come on, scroll. See how far back it was.

Let's talk while I'm looking for this. No, I know. But I mean, it's oh, yeah, here's the Mark

Hamill thing. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not gonna keep scrolling. So I posted something a while back.

And it was all this right? The other way. You know, yeah, I posted that too. Did you see that?

Oh, you posted that? Yeah, we read what I read what I wrote. That's right.

I wrote David wrote so he's showing the UN troops have immunity.

And I posted that on Twitter and I said, yeah, Dave and Ron would like to volunteer to test this

out. No, but the one I'm talking about is a long time ago. And I made a little graphic

that said here's Kamala Harris actually was Biden at the time. Yeah. So here's Joe Biden.

Here's Donald Trump. And here's how good you have to be to get my votes. Right. And there's way back

here. Okay, so and chase Oliver is way back there too. Well, he's maybe a little bit further. But

no, he's he's he's behind he's ahead of Trump and Kamala Harris. But you have to be way out here

to get my vote. I thought you didn't drink you've been drugged. No, how was he? No, dude, just go

to feed his websites. It's okay. Why would go listen to what Harris is saying. She's lying.

But he's not lying. He's not lying. No. I think he would fail miserably if he'd tried to do any

this stuff because the deep state would stop him at every turn and like he would fall for their traps

and tricks. But he's he's being sincere. Okay, I'll give you sincere. Yeah, I'll give you sincere.

I just he's just not leveraging. He's not my kind of libertarian. But really, I'm not sure if you're

my kind of libertarian either. So I guess I'm an anarchist. Yes, you are. I'm a real libertarian.

And you're I don't I don't know what the fuck you are. There are different facets of all parties.

You're way the fuck in La La Land. I'm the one that that reads the the principle and says, oh, yeah,

that's me. And then you're like, well, except for this. Well, you're living in La La Land. So that's

living the principles in La La because it can never happen.

Of course, you can't get in this fucking. I will not have that conversation with you or

the other dude with the beard. I don't like save people's names on here. So okay, yeah,

that's pretty much all I've got. I mean, it's it was an interesting week. I was busy. So I also

didn't have a lot of time to do. I didn't get a whole I was looking for news stories and I really

didn't hear anything worth talking about except for the telegram thing. Well, no, but the telegram

is important because it is one of your your main facets of this. So

yeah, it just goes to show you how important them. Yep. So yeah, we're not gonna see you wrong.

We're not going to give you bad advice. And you know, if signal changes, I will, if signal changes

their philosophy, or whatever, like, I'll let you guys know, right? And say, Hey, switch to something

else. And I do want to do certain shows on some of the alternatives to signal, which are more tech

focused. And you like if you're more

the normie when it comes to computers, maybe that's above you. But I'm gonna I'm going to give you

the info anyway. And hopefully you can at least learn a bit how it works. No, but that's kind of

our whole show. I mean, we talk about a bunch of shit, we just throw it out there doing headlines

only. We are willing to customize shows. But I just I saw Dana Bash was trending on X. So I clicked

on it. And they're talking about Harris is standing up for Biden's administration of economics.

But she wants to change it. Well, no, apparently, Biden was doing a great job.

But she's going to fix the economy. But they're also accusing her of looking down at prewritten

notes. Yeah. Oh, Ben Stiller was on Twitter yesterday. Yeah, airport or something. Yeah.

So they asked him, why does he want to vote for Kamala Harris? Yeah, you hear your answer.

I'm not listening. He said because it's time for a change.

Wait, wait, what? It's time for it. She's the vice president. And it's time for a change.

So we're going to vote for, okay. Yeah, no, I get it. But it's absurd that people are not

understanding this. She had, I was it Ben Stiller that they got at the airport or was it Zoolander?

Because like, that's the kind of answer Zoolander might give.

Actually, that would be great. It's for Zoolander. He's he's he's in his own little world.

Million dollars. It doesn't know what do I want to do our teaching segments here. Yeah,

get on with it. Okay. Yeah. So I got an interesting one. It's a little bit tech related, but not super

tech related. So it's a little concept I come up with. Things everybody should own, but almost

nobody does. Okay. And I confess, I don't own all these myself. So like I still I do, but I still

have I don't think you do actually. I still have I still have plans to purchase a lot of these things

that I'm lacking. But okay, first one, rope 50 about 50 feet or 100 feet. Yeah, well,

you have that I have that a lot of people don't have that. And it's just simple rope like and get

um, what do you call it the paracord, like the thick paracord rope. Or actually, what depends

on what you want the rope for true, but like paracord is going to meet almost all of your

Does that one do that? Like a nylon based one? Yeah, that would be a good one. Okay. So I mean,

with rope, you can secure things together. Like you can make a bridge. You can hang things for

so for example, when we are camping, what you would do is you would wrap all your food in tarp

and hang it from a tree and that way it doesn't attract bears or moose or anything else.

And you can use it to retire areas, right? So like if you're in that tree, you can throw the rope

up there, climb up the rope and you can swim to the next tree. If you want, that'd be cool.

Actually, your rope, it would, it would, it would stretch if you would hit the ground.

Talk a bungee cord here, just like nylon rope. Well, we do in the Jeep world, we use a kinetic

rope where it does stretch quite a bit. Okay. And then you get the tension of the rope pulling

the Jeep too. Yeah, I mean, like, look at what needs you have. Yeah. And it may be have multiple

types of rope. Yeah. A grappling hook for your rope. I bet you don't have that. I do not have a

grappling hook. Why do I not have a grappling hook for it? I don't know. But so grappling hook,

it'll attach to your rope. And it'll help your rope attach to things when you're throwing. So

you don't have to like aim at the fucking branch and get it correct. Like you just hit the grappling

hook up there and it's on there. So it's a Batman belt, real? Because he had a grappling hook on

his belt. I wouldn't trust that. Okay. So it'll lift a human weight. And the other thing you do

the grappling hook is you can actually retrieve stuck items that are up, you know, like,

up on a roof somewhere. Like if you just throw the rope, it's going to be hard to hit the item

down. But with a grappling hook, you know, it'll pull right down. Yeah, no, that's actually smart.

Like my Frisbees. Yeah, you stuck Frisbee, but you might punch a hole in the Frisbee. But you know,

so a crowbar, everyone should have a crowbar. I've got multiple crowbars. So crowbar helps you

can you can enter stuck areas. You can like, like if the door is stuck, you can jam on jam it open.

Do you knock some of the head with it? Yeah, that was one of my things. Yeah, self defense,

if you need a pinch, you can like remove nail boards, all that kind of stuff. No,

probably. Yeah, they're a very universal tool. Yeah. But again, like, most people don't have one.

If you ask people, do you have a crowbar? No, yeah, I would have a crowbar.

Oh, I do. So a telescoping magnet is a good one. I've got a couple of those. Okay, so like, these

are fucking wonder like life saving tools. So like, if you're working on your car,

and you're pulling out a bolt, spark plug, whatever, and oh, I dropped it. Now it's in

the fucking engine block. Yeah. How are you gonna get that out? But it's bigger a magnet. So you

could even turn this into a telescoping one. If you take apart a microwave, yeah, they don't do that.

Don't don't. No, no, no. Okay. I'm blogging. Pull the resistor off. Yeah, let the capacitor

discharge for all day. You can do that with a screwdriver. Don't do that. And then you can't.

I mean, don't do that. Okay, don't do that because people have died. But in the magnet

magnetometer, there are some bad. Yeah, very powerful magnets in there. Very bad. Hard drives

are very powerful. Okay. Oh, the spinning hard drives, the old ones. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Very powerful. Like I used to rip those open and take the magnets out and fuck around with them.

That was fun. But yeah, that's all going magnet because you can you can like, bend it around and

make it conform to whatever shape you want. And then stick it down a deep hole and and

yeah, pull up, pull up metallic objects. wire crimpers and crimpsets. Yeah, get all that. So

if you've ever had to like make a connection with a wire and you didn't have a crimper,

it's a huge fucking pain in the ass, right? Like you should have to strip the wire with like a knife

or something. And then like sometimes you cut it. And it's a huge pain in the ass. And then you got

to fucking like tie the wires together. And you're using like electrical tape and all those. But it's

all it's it's pain in the ass. It pulls apart like now get a crimp, get a good crimp set.

Use some heat shrink. And like it's just fucking in that box is but connectors. Yeah, yeah. I just

find that funny because I'm a child. But but he said but so soldering iron with solder. Yeah. So

soldering iron is kind of similar to the wire crimper set in that like, you can connect things

together. And when you're doing wire work, you actually want to solder those wires together

before doing the crimps. But you can also work on circuit boards. Yeah, I've done

like, we in PlayStation mods with soldering irons. Really? Yeah, so they lock you out of

running your own software and these things. And the way to get around that is like, there's a little

circuit that you just make the connection. Look, yeah, yeah, really? Yeah. And if you look that up,

like, it's actually pretty easy, but you got to be familiar with soldering iron. Yeah.

The other thing is, it could be another self defense tool if it's already warmed up, I mean,

just fucking sticking someone's eyeball, you know, poke the right. Yeah, Dremel, everyone's

never Dremel. Essentially, it's a small drilling tool. But it has it has an attachment head. So

not only drills, but you can have sanding paper on there. Well, the cool thing about Dremel, they

also make a different kind of head for it's on a flexible cord. Okay, so you can you can take off

the retaining nut and then put this on and then put your bit on there on the flexible

and you can really get into some tight spaces. Nice. They're actually really nice. Yeah.

They have polishing heads. So you can do polish work. You can do engraving. So like, if you're a

jewelry maker, something like that, you can do engraving trim your dog's nails. There you go.

Again, I didn't see that for you. Did I? No, I didn't think of that. No, because yeah, my son uses them

to trim the nails. Nice. Yeah, Dremels are amazing. I mean, I've done work on my car.

Just random shit around the house. Yeah. A drain snake also known as a hand auger. So if you ever

had a drain clog, which almost all of you had, and you put the fucking liquid plumber down there,

don't never do that, it kind of works. But then it never comes back and then it's

pain in the ass. And you got to fucking plunger, just get a hand auger, right? This is when you

call a plumber and they charge you $300, whatever bullshit it is, they just bring their hand auger

run it down your drain. It's important. Yeah. No, I've got actually a different variety of

auger. It's funny because in Chicago, we call it rotters. Okay. And I've been saying that here,

I was like, what are you talking about? I always call this snake. It's yeah. So there's,

it's a regional thing. Apparently it changes state to state. I don't know. But yeah, no, I get yourself

a drain auger. If you have a kitchen clog, the hand one's probably not going to work real well,

because it's a small diameter on a bigger pipe. But Home Depot, we're in some too. Learn to use

the people. It's not hard. You go watch a video, kind of learn how to do it. Yep. Hit your crane

out. Save a lot of fun and you save some money. Everyone should have an axe or a hatchet or both.

Put in slash machete. Oh, machete is good too. Yeah, my wife collects machetes. I'm not sure why.

I haven't I have a machete. Yeah, my wife's got a whole bunch of them. But yeah, so you can I mean

you can chop wood. Yeah. Or if you're like in a city like old furniture that you have to take the

dumpster, a lot of the apartment buildings like we can put stuff in the dumpster, we'll chop it up

with a hatchet and then now you can put it in the dumpster. Also again, self defense right if you're

a pinch. Yeah, you know, firemen use these to get into doors and fires. And they kill zombies

really easy. Yeah, that blade to the forehead. Those donkeys drop. And to go along with that is a

shovel, right? You should always have a shovel. People might have snow shovels, but I'm saying like

you need a real heavy duty shovel. So if you use the axe and kill somebody realize you killed

it's a person dig a grave, you use the shovel behind the body. Exactly. See, there you go.

And that's why I put them in disorder, by the way, dig in the deserts actually fairly easy.

Yeah, once you get to the, you know, the really looser.

But you might rent it to some other bodies out there. Yeah, you might find some hookers and

some mobsters and some fishing gear. So it doesn't have to be like a graphite fucking rod with the

20 pound test or whatever. Not like you can just have a regular old school ride like a fly rod.

And stick a fishing line above. Exactly. You don't need something fancy.

And a hook. Because if you're out in the wilderness and you need to cut some fish

or other wildlife, you can catch squirrels, chipmunks, whatever. And you can use this,

you can use the line as like a rope for small items. So you can secure small items together

with the fishing line. And you can actually also circle your tent like through trees with the

fishing line and hang like little bells on them. There you go. You know, here are my sneaking in

exactly. So last or the on the night show, I showed off some of my knives and a couple of

them had glass breakers on them. Yeah, you should have a glass breaker. Yep. Now it doesn't have

to be on your knife. If you don't want a fancy knife or whatever. But get a glass breaker and

put it in your car. And if there's any situation where you need to get out of the car, just pop

that glass breaker bang glass shatters and you get out. Whose sister, you must have a sister that

died. I don't know. There was a sister. You think the Ted Kennedy, I think.

No, this lady actually drove her Tesla into the lake where the Kennedy's they jumped out of the

car and pushed her into like with that body inside. In either case, if they had a glass breaker.

Yeah. Well, I'm pretty sure they're already dead. Kennedy's can't do what they want. No,

I who was she was in Texas in a Tesla and apparently rolled backwards into a lake.

Yeah. And she drove. Huh? Because she didn't have a glass breaker on. Right. Well,

what happens when you eat when your car is submerged, you really can't open the doors. Right.

It's a little bit hard. It's like being inside of a fridge. Plus Tesla has to be online to open

the doors. Yeah. If you don't know what I'm talking about, climbing inside of a fridge and close the

door. Yeah. But if you're a listener, don't do that. We can't. We can't lose any more listeners.

If you're in Indiana Jones, you can do that. But you can't open the door. If it's property sealed,

you're inside the fridge, you cannot open the door. Right. Okay. So sewing kit. I've watched

you have a sewing kit. I got that. Most people don't. So you can mend clothing, leather materials,

you can sew together. Or if you're in a pinch, like if you're if you have a wound, you can sew

your wound up. Oh, Rambo style. There you go. I mean, you might think you need that needle with a hook

on it because that's what he used. No, yeah, well, that'd be your fish hook. Oh, no, but you

don't need you can use a regular needle. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, if you I mean, if you got to do it,

you got to do it, you know, yeah. So flares or a flare gun or both. So you can signal danger,

you're or your location, you know, grab attention. Let's say you're driving late at night and you're

on a country road and you have an accident. Put some flares in front of your car. That way,

like if there's any drivers on coming, they won't crash into you again. Or if they're texting,

they will. So what the fuck is the matter? Well, or that is their fault. Nobody pays attention.

If you haven't been lost somewhere, you can pick your flare gun out and boom, a helicopter. If

there's a helicopter, they'll see you flare up a whistle. So what was the similar thing as a flare

gun like it signals danger or can tell people your location, grab attention. You know, they make

these things called rape whistles, which you know, I've offered those to a few employees. I call

them. There's about to be a dead guy whistles. Yes, because you use the whistle and then you shoot

the rapist. But you know, well, no, no, I used to I used to offer to people like, well, when you get

into buy some of my employees, I'm trying to train and do stuff. Yeah, I'm like, just blow you

don't rape whistle and we'll come running and save you. No fuel fire starter. So like people have

like, like matches, lighters, things like that. Those are good. But you also want to be able to

do something like in a pinch. If the fuel runs out, if it's wet, or there's all sorts of scenarios

where you want to know fuel starter. Have you ever done the fire with a stick?

Yeah, I was an e-scop. Okay, yeah, no, that's, look that up. It's actually kind of cool. You

make a little bow and you're not really doing this on it because it's not gonna work. Yeah,

but you got your little bow and you're yeah, it actually works. But like modern ones are like

flint rods with a scraper. Okay, and they put off shitloads of sparks. I mean, that'll start to

fire right away. So you get some dry kindling and then boom. So CalTrops, I bet you don't have

any CalTrops. I don't even know what that is. So CalTrops are like little triangle shaped spikes.

And you would put them on the ground to make a getaway. Oh, I think my Batman would release

the back of his car. Yes, yes. The five people's tires. Now I would suggest not doing that because

it's probably illegal. But if you're being chased, yeah, if you're being chased on foot, you can

release some CalTrops and even by an animal, like a wild animal is chasing you. Oh, yeah. The animal

doesn't want to step on that shit either. So just make sure it's legal in your area.

There's two things in US I don't have so far. Okay, handcuffs and zip ties.

Okay, interesting. So yes, you can get kinky with these things if you want, but that's not the main

reason you would have them. So if someone breaks into your house and they don't recommend the furry

ones though, right? I don't care how you size, Dolem. Oh, I guess furry ones are so cute from you.

I guess they work. Okay. But let's say like someone breaks in your house and they give up

and you're sporting kind of guy. Are they tired? Do they just give up or is it? No,

no, you point the gun at them and they give up, right? So you don't want to, you're like, okay,

seems like a hungry, you want some bread, whatever. But you still got to detain the person, right?

So you put them handcuffs. Yeah. And that's legal because it's a citizen's arrest. And they're a

dangerous person. They've broken your home. Yeah, okay, so since the arrest, I believe in Illinois,

I don't know if it's nationwide or if it's just you have to say things a certain way.

Or it does not... Well, if they're in your home, you get a lot more leeway.

Well, they're in the home, yeah, right, they're in your home. But yes, if you're out and about,

then make sure what's your, make sure your local laws you understand. A lot of times just call 911

when you're... Yes. And say, what do I need to properly say to them? Yes. Yes. And let them say,

if they don't know, well, you've done your best, you've done your due diligence. Right. And the

other thing, like you can secure valuable items, like if you are storing silver or something and

you have a briefcase full of silver in your lock box, you can put handcuffs on that thing

and secure it to your wall. Oh, yeah. And then, you know, that's not going anywhere.

And then zip ties can do a lot of similar things, but they can also secure cabling. So, like, if you

look, if you can see here, we have a cable mess on the table. I can't see, I actually see that, but

it's a mess. So we got some... It's not a mess. If we get some zip ties, we can tidy that up a little

bit and it's nice. Yeah, but the problem is this has made travel. I mean, we're a good couple.

I can do a podcast anywhere. One of the zip ties would help with that too. Yeah, just let me know.

So, like a long pole, just a long pole, like whether it's wood, metal, whatever. And

you can reach stuck items that are high up. It can act as a self-defense tool, like a staff.

Your long pole is useful, right? Like, especially if you're a shorter person, if you have those

cabinets high up, poke at it with your pole. Or just get the grab... Just make your own and get the

grabber. A jack for your car. A lot of people don't have a jack. So newer cars don't come with

jacks anymore. Like in the old days, when you bought a car, it came with a jack and a spare tire.

But now they don't do that. Really? Yeah. And I would recommend actually one of the pneumatic

pump jacks. I mean, those are fucking like butter. Well, the hydraulic... So depending on what kind

car you have, I've got a low profile hydraulic jack and I've got a normal one because you have to

know what kind of car you have to buy the right jack. Yeah. I do recommend hydraulic jacks because

they're more secure. They've got a much bigger area to seat the frame of the car on. But you need to

know is your car lower to the ground or higher to the ground because one jack may raise your car

that's low to the ground, but it will not raise your truck that's off the ground, that's higher up.

So you got to know which jack to have or buy multiple jacks.

So. And then the only thing that same thing is jumper cables. Most people don't have jumper

cables. I mean, how many times have you had a dead battery and you say, hey, can I get a jump?

I don't have any cables. I've got three sets. I keep my trucks or can Daisy chain them.

No, no, because if a car is parked in somewhere weird and you can't get around to them. Right.

So I Daisy chain my... Yeah, I mean, that works. Yeah. Yeah. So get some jumper cables for your car.

Another good one, multi meter. You might not have that. I definitely have a multi meter. Oh,

you have a multi meter? Okay. So multi meter. Oh, oh, meter, continuity tester. Okay. It's all

the same. Yeah. So multi meter is like an electrical testing device. And it can do things like

check if your batteries are dead. You can discover short circuits. Now, now read the instruction

is because you can destroy your multi meter if you look it up wrong. So if it's digital, technically,

I don't think you can roll the fuse. Yeah. And you know, the analog one, you'll just read like

that. It's done. Yeah. So make sure you read the manual and how those work. They're very important.

I use them all the time. WD 40. Most people do not have WD 40. I don't like WD 40. Really?

Why? It leaves a residual behind. And that's the point. That's the point. No, because if you're

like grease and hinges on a door or the hinges on a garage door, it leaves like a residual and

then also attracts dust. Where I go more for graphite spray. If you ever check graphite sprays,

check them out. Well, so the point is so WD 40 is actually designed to keep water out. It's not

designed to lubricate things, but people use it to do that lubricate on the bottle.

But it was designed to keep water out. And people just realized, Oh, this is really good

lubricating things. How would you keep water out with WD 40? It's like a anti hydrophobic material.

Yeah. So you what would you spray because you're not going to you cover metal in it to keep out rust.

That's the point. I did not know that. Yeah. Yeah. Huh. I use I do graphite. And

everything that smells fucking great. And actually it's a great carpet cleaner. No,

I'm not kidding. That's interesting. It's a yeah, I don't recommend it, but it does. Yeah. If you

got some like flow open flame near that, that's going to have a problem which we did as a kid.

We used to like use spray cans. Oh, yeah, of course. We'd give them fire and spray and we had a

little bit torches. Yeah. Well, we used to spray it on our hands and then light the hand up.

That was fun. Like turn the lights off. You won't burn your hand. Yeah. Interesting.

You should have WD 40 regardless. You know, it has tons of uses. And then the last one I have is

either a wheelbarrow shopping cart wagon or other type of conveyance device like that.

I recommend metal grocery carts. Yeah, those are good because you could also use as a grill.

Okay. No, no, you flip it over. Yeah. And then you start a fire underneath it. There you go.

I'm gonna have my homeless guy. Yeah. I'm driving the road. Oh, that motherfucker's smart. Yeah. But

yeah, something something to carry heavy things over long distances because you don't want to

blow your back out. And any kind of wheel device that can do that is going to be a lot better for

you. So yeah, that's my list. Awesome. Things everyone should have. But most people don't. I

have most of them. But again, I have a grudge for shit. And I've done all kinds of jobs. And

yeah, I just got weird shit. But I will be head get a grappling hook. And then there's

those little spiky things I got to have those. I don't know. Yeah. I'll probably call you this

about this week. Won't those things call again? Because I got to get some. Again,

mine's gonna be a more simple one. What I'm the theme I'm trying to go off now is something that's

utilitarian and also going to be used as currency in the event of a major collapse of the economic

system. Even you can't access your manero that you want here. You still may not be able to access

it for temporarily. So you want to have other forms. Speaking of that, I was going to bring this up

earlier, but I didn't want the the the volcano in Italy. You think about this? Which one? Well,

there's two of them that are smoking right now. Why did they say we're a couple days ago? I can't

find much of the news about them. Weird. But they're saying that if they were to erupt, they could

basically take the sun out away from us for a while. Okay, because the ash would be in the air.

Which would affect plants and would affect everything like that. So you so that is a

that's another good reason to prep because it could be as simple as a volcano. Take it out the sun

for a while, right? Because there was one I think they erupted in somewhere is back in the early 18

it took the sun away for a year. Oh, Krakatoa maybe it was a summer without sun. And if you have,

if that does happen, you need to have grow lights and move your plants inside. But maybe I'll get

into that at the time. But so but I'm trying to focus on stuff that you can use in your house,

but you can also trade in. And this week I went to our candles. They're simple. Yeah, you don't

you don't have to go I don't recommend going sort of buying them. They put weird shit in the wax

and the and the stem has got lead in it or possibly lead in it. Make your own. It's and it's

actually kind of a fun thing because you can do as a family event. You know, you can teach your

kids how to make candles. They they they they sell the wicks already where they stand erect,

as long as you put a base on it. I said erect. But what else they stand alone? I mean, I don't

know what else they were used. So you can kind of follow that. And if you want to, you can actually

add sense to them. Now, do not use your moonshine still for this by having separate still, where

you can extract essential oils from flowers. And you can put that into the candle so you get a nice

little scent. There you go. But they're good obviously in power outages. You can make the size

that you want. But again, you can also trade them to your neighbors for food. So it's something

that that would be if we lost power for a long time, it would be something that would be valuable

to people. You know, maybe we'll go over a list sometime of like what would what would be the

good barter currency? Okay, you know, I know a lot of guys they buy the little liquor bottles. Yeah,

and they have those recurrences. Now, cigarettes, they're going to go stale. Right. But I do want

to see if you can keep cigarettes in a humidor and make them last longer. Well, but you have to power

that don't you? No, no, no, no, no, you know, okay. Typically, you want to use distilled water in your

humidor and not tap water. But if you are if you've been listening to us, you already got a still,

you can still your own water. And then you keep your humidor nice and nice. I think seven. Oh,

God, it's been a while. I think 70%. Keep your cigars good, keep your cigarettes good. You got

more currency right there. It's kind of like jail. How do you think of being in jail? What you use

as currency, right? That should work on the street. Your butthole? I mean, if you're so inclined to,

but that's not really a currency, because you're not really trading that. Well, you're taking it.

Well, no, but you can trade it, I'm saying, like, oh, you could be like one of the ones that

give you my butthole. Yeah, like, I'll not resist for some Cheetos. I'm just going to move on. I'm

not going to go to the fact that that was your first thought. I mean, but that's cool. I mean,

you could have said canvas bag, loaf of bread, fruit. That's how you make Jailhouse wine. No,

it goes butthole. Hmm. I don't know. We don't we don't we don't we don't question. These are canary

in the cage. We just accept each other who we are. Fucking weirdo. Yeah. So yeah, so okay. So

looking at making candles, there's plenty of stuff online. You can buy yourself online. You can buy

like a big block of wax. Yeah. And you can just you can melt it in your microwave, but don't use

the microwave, you cook your food in by a separate microwave. Why not? Why not talk to your local

apiarist? What do they do? They keep bees. Oh, beeswax. Yeah. I didn't know beekeepers. I

always want beekeepers. I never use that big fancy $25 word. Say, no, no, get into candles. I'll be

getting and when you turn our candles, go ahead and show us soap making as well. Because it's

actually really easy to do you can melt stuff and you can have fun with it. And but you also use

it to trade for trade for stuff. So, you know, look into it. So I think that's really all I got.

Cool. All right. Well, it's been a fun show. Hope you learned something. And if not, come back next

week. We might we might get lucky. See you next week. All right. Goodbye, everybody. Thank you for

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