The Canary in the Cage Episode 21 - Steel & Knives, Securing Your Home

Alright, welcome to the Canary in the Cage podcast. I'm Ron Morgan, my co-host Dave Havlicek.

We are here to entertain you, make you laugh and maybe even educate you. Who knows what's

going to happen tonight?

Well, we do have a Monero winner from last week.

Oh, sick. We should do that. So yeah, we asked Trivia a question. There are three movies

that have two governors on the screen. And the answer is Predator, The Running Man, and

Batman and Robin. All three have both Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse Ventura, who we talked

about last week. And the winner is Tellurian from the chat room. He answered it like right

away within two hours of us posting. And we didn't get any donations, so Tellurian, you

just got the 0.01. But when those donations start flowing in, you guys are starting to

get an extra. So the other great news is that two other people answered the question, but

they were late. So we're getting competition now.

So that means we have at least three listeners.

We have at least three listeners.

Alright, welcome guys. Thanks for listening. Do you want to mention the next Monero giveaway

or do you want to get later on?

We can, I don't care, but I kind of like to mix it in the show so people don't game the

system. But you did say that it's not a time-based one this week, so we could do it now.

It's a humor one based this week.

Yeah, it's a voting one.

So we're going to see who's the funniest one out there. Pretty sure you can be funnier

than me. We'll see. So what I want to do is, well, Barack Obama did an X post and then

catturd responded to it. I kind of want to just build on that. So it was the great

books over the last few months that Obama has read. He wanted to share with the American

people. And basically it just is like...

Headshot.

Yeah, headshot. It was kind of the woods. He made some shit. It was kind of making fun

of Trump.

Was there my gay chef lover that died at the beach?

That one might have been on the catturd post. I'm not sure. So Obama just made some stupid-ass

book remarks and catturd responded with a title for a book, Larry Sinclair Made My Turtles

Toes Curl in a Cheap Motel. Now, if you don't remember Larry Sinclair, he came out back

in like 2008 saying that he was a gay lover of Obama. I know I believed him. But then

yet, you know, flash cut to like 12 years later, maybe 15 years later, Obama's chef

ends up dead in the water and naked. And the next day Obama's got a black eye. I don't

know what happened. Don't care.

So do we want to do the funniest title?

Yeah. So I just want to give some of the catturd stuff. It's like, I love bombing brown

people.

There's literally no pictures of my wife pregnant.

My wife pregnant. Hmm. Don't know. How I bought a $23 million dollar mansion right next to

the ocean and claimed climate change is real. That kind of stuff. So get creative. Come on

and do this post or you can just post on our X account. We'll know what you're doing.

Well, I'd rather they go in the chat room.

Oh, because then we can all maintain one area.

You're more of a tech guy than I am.

Go to our Matrix Chat. And by the way, like the two people that were late on the last

week's challenge, they messaged the other means. So guys try to do the Matrix Chat so

we can all verify who got it, what time stamp and all that stuff. There's never any dispute.

Okay. So basically what we're looking for is funny book titles, making fun of Obama,

even catturd or even us. Come on brothers and sisters.

Funniest book title wins the 0.01 Monero.

Yeah. You'll get a dollar worth of Monero, which could be $2 in a couple of days.

I think it's like a buck 60 at this point.

Yeah. So show us your humor people. Let's see what you got.

There you go. So let's get into it.

Yeah, how about it? So you know, Harris has been hiding from the media.

Well, actually, if we're going to talk about Kamala Harris, I'm going to have to make an

announcement which might disappoint you. Oh, go ahead.

I'm actually going to come out and support her.

Really? Yeah.

Why?

So she said something that was very libertarian the other day when she was here in Las Vegas.

She announced a brilliant plan to have no income tax on tips.

What?

Yeah. Isn't that amazing?

That would be amazing.

That would be great. Like what a brilliant idea.

I need to go get a job like a bartender so I don't have to pay taxes on my tips.

Yeah. So like,

But wait, that sounds kind of familiar though.

Well, I heard I first heard it from Kamala Harris.

Oh, did you?

Yeah.

Huh.

Because wait, was it Obama back in 2008? Did he say it back in 2008?

Did the Obama say that?

It might be Bernie Sanders, maybe.

Oh, yeah, Bernie Sanders.

Maybe he said it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, no, wait, it was Trump a month before.

Oh, it was Trump.

Actually, Ron Paul came up with that idea like two decades ago.

Well, nobody listens to him, unfortunately.

They do eventually.

Well, they would listen to him years ago.

We'd be a better country right now.

And actually, so she, okay, the inflation reduction act, which was Biden's big thing,

right? That included a provision that would have IRS agents build a system

so that tip workers can report their tips.

And she voted no on that, right?

Well, it was funny because the Senate was actually 50-50 split down the middle.

Right.

So she was the vice president makes the tie break.

And she voted no.

Oh, no, she voted yes.

Wait, she voted yes?

Yeah.

Wait, so she voted.

Well, I'm confused.

Yeah.

Oh, so she's she's lying.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, she had to change your heart.

Change your heart.

Kind of like Kennedy.

Oh, yeah, I'm broke.

That was a dude.

You've been anti-gun.

Got your entire life.

Which I get the anti-gun thing.

Uncle, dad, I get it.

But all of a sudden in your late 60s, you're like, I pro-gun now.

Doubt.

No, I like it's so bizarre that Trump says this thing and then like nobody really cares.

No, no, there's there's a movement.

No, well, right.

But but then Kamala says it and like the media is fawning over her like, Oh, what a great idea.

Well, the media that means I'm talking about the normal people on the street.

Well, no, so so basically when

Trump made that made that claim first, people made stickers and the service industry were

putting that sticker on people's checks.

Yeah.

So so there's people writing it down.

There's a grass movement movement for that and to come in here.

So I just steal it.

I mean, they have such a big propaganda regime and like, I don't know.

Yeah, it's it's like a comic tells it.

So this is how I relate this to a young or a up and coming comic tells a joke.

Yeah.

And then I just read.

Oh, Mende, Mendoza.

Oh, yeah.

I'm kind of Mendoza steals.

Doza was it?

Yeah, yeah.

Mencia?

You guys all know I'm talking about.

Yeah, steal it.

My opinion, I could be wrong.

Don't sue me because I heard you're really, really, really aggressive about this.

He steals it.

And then because he's more famous than the comic is.

He did the young comic who wrote that joke has to stop telling it.

Yeah.

Because it looks like he stole the job.

Right.

Right.

So, you know, you know, actually, there's a funny story from Joe Rogan where at the

comedy store in Hollywood, there was a special light that they would turn on when Carlos walked

through the door and everybody would go to like old material to do your deep, deep joke.

I could be wrong.

Don't sue me, please.

I have nothing.

So yeah.

So committee Harris is now adopting Trump stuff.

Yeah.

She's done a few other things as well.

I bet.

Yeah.

Like, um, what was she talking about yesterday?

Fuck, I can't remember.

Well, the funny thing is, and I watched the video on a podcast, so I haven't been able to

find it outside the podcast.

I've been busy at work and I have a life.

She made a comment that like, so she doesn't answer questions of press at all.

She hides in the press.

They're not going to let her talk because we all know what's going to happen.

It's going to be entertaining to Dave and I.

And then we're going to pass that along to you because she's dumb.

And that's not my opinion.

That is fact.

Sue me, take me to court.

Let's talk about it.

I got videos to back it up.

So if this may have been scripted, it may have been not.

But again, it's Harris.

So she always goes one step further.

She was walking to the plane and a reporter asked her,

Harris, what is your economy plan going to come out?

And she, there was no teleprompter in front of her because they don't really,

they haven't made the teleprompter that could fit on her shoulders and stick up in front of her

and be invisible to everybody else.

Until they did that, she's got to speak off the cuff.

So what she said was, oh, my economic plan will be coming out later this week and it's going to be

tomorrow.

If she was stopped there, I would have been, okay, let's wait for it.

She didn't.

She goes, my economic plan is going to come out later this week and it's going to be about economics.

Oh, okay. Very good.

I mean, I guess, I guess some people might have thought it was going to be about pancakes.

I mean, what else could it be?

I mean, pancakes are good.

Have you gone to her website?

No.

It's basically just spam for donations.

Like there's no policies.

There's no plan of action.

There's nothing.

Oh, if we elect her, you guys, come on.

I don't want to be a leftist like Robert De Niro.

I'll move out of the country.

I won't because there's nowhere else to go.

I will dig a hole and live in my home.

You guys don't like this woman's president.

And let's talk about her VP pick.

The Mr. Hands.

Why didn't you see this?

No, he does it every time.

Really?

What's he, he's got somebody who's going to photoshopping.

Please photoshop either Mickey Mouse or Goofy Hands on this fucking dude when he's doing this.

Because I talk with my hands.

You all see it and we get it.

You can watch the last four months of my podcast and I talk about fucking him.

But I do this.

I don't do this.

This is fucking weird.

So the funniest thing was he brought his wife on stage.

Did you see this?

No.

So his wife comes on stage and he's talking.

He turns around.

He goes to shake her hand.

The look on her face was like, what the fuck are you doing, you dumbass?

So, I mean, there's a lot of people out there, not just me.

So fuck, this is not my thing.

And don't sue me for saying this.

They're saying that she might be his beer.

I don't know.

But dude, if you're gay, say it loud, say it proud.

We love gay people.

He was the teacher leader of the Gay Straight Alliance in high school.

No way.

Yeah, when he was a teacher, I think a teacher in the 90s.

And he was the sponsor of the Student Gay Straight Alliance.

Yeah, so he's, he's, uh, yeah, dude, I hate talking about the like Chase Oliver gay.

The walls dude.

Gay.

I don't want you to think we're gay bastards because we're not.

Say it loud, say it proud.

We'll embrace it.

The libertarians love gay people.

Just don't make us watch you have sex.

It's just gross, dude.

Unless it's two women.

Oh, man.

There we go.

There we go.

Here comes the hate mail.

Even the gay guys can go, yeah, I get it.

But we love you anyway.

I don't care.

Yeah, so it was just weird because it was, it's kind of like what Biden

sniff people.

Yeah.

They're like, no, he's just being a granddad.

It's a look on the person's face.

Yeah, that's not, she's like, what are you a dumbass?

I'm your wife.

She'll shake my hand.

Wow.

Yeah, he's just, he's, I can't use word weird anymore because it's kind of like,

I'm now stealing their thing and I don't find weird.

Do you remember like we used to disqualify people for shit like that?

Like, do you remember Howard Dean?

Oh, he did the yell or something.

Yeah, this is Howard Dean's screen.

Oh, wait, there was another one.

He was crushing.

What did Dukakis do?

I was too young for that.

He was like in a tank with a helmet on.

He did a commercial tank with a helmet and he's, all you see is this out of the tank

and he had some weird slogan.

So I don't know.

I mean, but yeah, no, it's politics that has now completely changed

because there's no way this would happen.

Well, no, you look at it.

So this was brought to you in a podcast that may have been the litter box.

When is the last time the Democrat party has actually elected someone

officially to run for president?

Obama.

Okay.

Which I, let's say I won't say it because I agree with that.

Well, didn't Biden, I mean.

Well, no, because Biden, okay, so in 2016, Hillary Clinton was running against Bernie Sanders.

Yes.

Well, yeah.

Bernie Sanders was going to win.

Yeah.

And then all of a sudden, all of a sudden, the envelope would slide across the table

and he goes, house, a super car and a check.

Oh, yeah, I don't want to run for office anymore

because I can have a super car.

And then in 2020, everything was, the primaries were going on just fine.

Yeah.

And then we went to South Carolina and everyone dropped out of Biden.

Yeah.

It's probably Obama, I think Obama because he was like a young guy from Chicago

and he had like the hope and change thing and he was a black guy.

Yeah.

So like there, I mean, he was genuine charisma.

So I will say Obama was officially elected as a, as a primary candidate.

I will say that.

You know, I don't agree with it.

I mean, I don't know if I, it's not, I don't like the guy.

Who else was in that race?

He, I don't remember.

It was Hillary, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Because somebody made a joke that, uh, so Obama was kind of killing it in the South.

Yeah.

And they're like, well, apparently the South likes black men more than like women.

So yeah.

Oh dear God, there's so much craziness going on.

Let's talk about the DNC next week.

What's going to happen to DNC?

Yeah.

I don't know.

I think it's going to be mostly, uh, drama free.

It's just going to be, you know, rubber stamp, Kamala Harris.

I mean, like, yeah, you're talking about Biden making a move, but, uh, I mean, the guy's like

88 years old.

But it's not him.

It's his handlers.

No, I get it.

But like, he has to be the one to do it.

Well, I mean, he was, he's going to trip on the stairs.

So he did have a press conference.

It was either the last couple of days.

And he's like, God, I'm going to, I'm fixing the economy.

I've made moves right about that.

Okay.

Well, no, well, right about it when you actually do it.

Yeah.

No, but they're saying that he might try to run an in game around.

But technically, he won the primaries.

Yeah.

So legally, can they, can they appoint?

Yeah, they can do whatever they want.

They're a private corporation.

Oh, that's right.

Like the, like the NFL's entertainment groups, they can cheat.

Exactly.

Oh, now you said the NFL cheats.

Oh, shit.

I shouldn't say that.

Well, they are an entertainment group though, like the WWE.

Yeah.

So when they, the referees make really bad calls.

Yeah.

And they go, was a bad referee or, or was it them cheating to get the right people to the Super Bowl?

So I, I, we're here in Vegas, people do a lot of sports betting.

And like poker gets really big during Super Bowl because, you know, people come and watch it on the TV or last year, it was actually here.

So there were a lot of people in town.

And I always make the same bet on, on these events.

Based on the symbol of the NFL?

No, no, I make the same exact bet.

Okay.

No matter who's in the finals, who's in the Super Bowl, who's, so I bet that at the end of the game,

the ref will make a call that ruins the spread.

And I win every single time.

Wait, is that, is that a joke or is that actually a bet?

It's not a bet.

Ah, see, it needs to be.

Well, they would never let you bet on that.

So, so last week I said, I wanted to see if there was a line on people fucking up on airplanes.

They make them and make them make an emergency landing.

Yeah.

I was on Twitter like a two days later, I go, oh, shoot, it just happened.

It was, it was from a week ago.

It was a week prior.

So I missed it by a couple of days.

It's kind of like Biden leaving the office or leaving the president.

I kind of called that just a couple of days late.

Apparently I'm so good that I'm ahead of the game.

I'm so far ahead of the game that he's going to stretch out my, my predictions, I guess.

Yeah.

I saw like the betting, speaking of the betting markets, like Kamala's in the lead.

I mean, like what the fuck is going on here?

No, the she's crushing.

She's crushing it.

How?

So.

Who is voting for this woman?

Well, it's polls.

I can ask questions.

It didn't know the betting markets are not based on polls.

I can get five people in this room and I can ask questions a certain way

that will make them think Harris is going to win.

But betting markets have nothing to do with polls.

She, it's how you ask the questions.

No, there's no question.

It's who's going to win.

And I bet on my, I'm putting real money.

It's based on the media though.

No, it's not.

So she's paying.

You're, you're playing real money.

I know, I know.

But so she's paying TikTok influencers to write positive influences about her.

Oh, but that doesn't change the betting markets.

Well, it's, it changes the hype.

I know the betting markets, you have a valid point, but I mean, they're speculating as well.

And if they speculate off, watch on the media, I mean, what else, what do they use besides the media?

Well, I mean, so people putting real money are more likely to be using real info, right?

Because they have, they stand to lose a lot.

So give me, give me something real about Harris.

That would include that would, that you've heard or that you know,

that would make you think she's going to win.

She's not orange man.

She's got the cheating regime behind her.

Oh, so, oh, so the betters are realizing that all these 40 million immigrants in this country are

going to go from there.

So I can't tell you what an individual better is based in their knowledge of.

But what, what, what's the algorithm or whoever sets the odds?

What do they think?

Nobody sets the odds.

The market sets the odds.

Yeah.

So did you catch the her, her rally at an airport at the airport?

No, I don't watch any of this.

She like, I rely on you for this stuff.

I don't watch it on TV.

I just catch it on social media or on podcasts.

So she had what appeared to be thousands of people greeted her as her plane landed.

Yeah.

At an airport.

Yeah, I saw things about this.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So the weird thing is there was, there was, I mean, probably,

it's like a picture taken back and I didn't do a head cow, but that's called a thousand people.

Yeah.

Whatever.

One, would the airport land a thousand people in the tarmac?

I don't know.

With the Secret Service.

Well, Secret Service might if it's an event there, but I saw the airport would be, would question that.

They would have like a big Pac-Man shaped zone of, yeah.

Oh, you're coming around to the, to the conspiracy of the shooting.

No.

No, come on, there was a Pac-Man.

It was, I mean, it was what it was.

So, committee here is, is kind of walking down the stairs to a thousand supporters.

And the problem is planes are, they're made of non-reflective material, right?

Oh.

Oh no, they are made of reflective material.

Okay.

Where, where are we going with this?

The people weren't in the reflection of the plane.

There was like a car over here, a truck over there.

I didn't see this one.

I saw other ones.

It's on their fucking Twitter.

I saw, well, I saw, I mean, I don't look at everything that comes out.

Hey, I spend time putting stuff on Twitter.

I expect you to look at it.

So, okay, when, when you tweet on our accounts, I don't get notification,

no, I don't get notifications of our tweets.

Okay.

So I have to purposely go look them out.

So like, you need to start linking them if you have something to say.

No, I, I'm doing the whole, no, no, like, if you post a tweet,

you have to go into our chat room and, and link to that tweet.

So I hit the quote button and I'll say some words usually.

And a few times I won't want to say words, so I'll just put repost.

Yeah.

But it ends up on the,

no, no, that goes to our followers.

It doesn't go to me.

Who the fuck are you?

I'm the owner of the accounts.

Whatever.

I'm old.

I don't understand.

But I, I did see other photos like in stadiums and like, it looks normal until you zoom in.

And you zoom in on these photos and people got all these like weird zombie faces.

They, they're missing fingers.

Like things are twisted in ways that don't make any sense.

There's people that are like,

so like most of the people in the crowd are facing this way, which presumably that's where Kamala Harris is.

But then everyone's in a while.

Or the music artist.

There's someone that's like, unnaturally facing this way.

And it's, and, and like they look photoshopped.

They're like, what the fuck is this?

So the rumor is she's paying people to show up.

It's 250 a head.

So the Trump, when you go to a Trump rally, do you have to show your ID?

Um, no.

Did you show your ID?

Okay, right.

So they're saying Trump does not check IDs.

She does.

Okay.

So if she's paying people, you gotta prove you were there.

So you gotta show your ID.

Okay.

So maybe that check comes in the mail and the end.

And the check comes with the NDA.

Yeah.

But then why are they AI manipulating these photos?

They're trying to get, make it look like she actually has people at her rally.

So even when she's saying she can't get enough,

I don't think she can get people there.

I really, I guess, I guess I missed out.

I guess I should have went to.

Now some, I noticed that some of these photos were put out by anti-Kamala people

to like, you know, like double reverse,

make her look bad when they were fake photos to begin with.

But then like others were at her rally.

Like I know they were at her rally.

And that's the problem.

And one, one was on her Instagram account.

That's not a Trump plant.

She posted it.

And that's the problem.

We don't know.

Yeah.

Because we can't trust our media.

So I don't know.

Yeah.

I mean, I know.

The one reason I could maybe say this is a thing is like maybe modern phones

are doing AI shit to your photos secretly.

Oh, come on.

It's like they have the red eye.

Remember the red eye?

Yeah.

They used to be like, oh, for all you kids out there,

when you took pictures of people in the 80s and 90s and before,

like your eyes got red because of the light reflection.

Yeah.

And you had to digitally remove that.

So you think there's a filter that before you did the picture says add a thousand people?

No, no, no.

There's like default filters that do like red eye reduction and whatever.

And like they're getting fucked up for some reason.

And now I don't know.

No, I agree.

And I honestly, I can't, I won't argue because I don't know either.

It's ridiculous.

Well, that's the only reason I could see this making any sense.

Because otherwise they're doing it on purpose.

So again, I don't look at the action.

I look at like the reaction.

I look at the bigger picture, I guess.

And when Biden was still running for president before the coup happened,

and it was a coup, because Biden actually admitted that.

He's like, I didn't want to resign.

But then again, that could have been Biden or somebody else or it could have just been him

forgetting he resigned.

I don't know.

Yeah.

But his rallies were like five people.

Yeah.

Or maybe 10.

And now, and he was getting criticized for that for the media.

So maybe they wanted to bring her in so they got, she got a bigger crowd.

Well, the problem is no one likes Harris in reality.

I mean, look at the voting record from 2020.

She had the lowest support and she actually dropped out.

No one drops out before Iowa except her.

So she did that bad in the debates.

So, ah, the debates.

Because you know, she was saying that Trump refuses to debate her, right?

Yeah.

I mean, like,

But do you know where that came from?

No, yeah.

Well, so, so Trump had a debate scheduled with Biden.

Right.

And then Biden dropped out.

Right.

And then Kamala just assumed that that same debate would now take place with her.

Well, no, Trump did say something that it kind of gives her the right to say that.

Okay.

And he just said, I'm not going to debate her until she's the official candidate.

Because I've already debated one guy who said he was official candidate and that didn't work out.

So he wanted to make sure she's the official candidate.

And then she's like, oh, he won't debate.

He's scared to debate me.

And I'm like, really?

Yeah.

What are you talking about?

You're dumb as shit.

Well, I mean, that's, I mean, oh, fuck.

It's, I mean, so I don't, I, who knows?

I mean, that's the problem with our media.

Like, like, for example, one of my stories today is was that, uh, I can't find,

Germany arrested someone who blew up the pipeline.

Oh, yeah.

The Ukrainian, who's, I'm sorry.

Where's he from?

Ukraine.

Wait, he was Ukrainian?

He was apparently allegedly,

a general in the military who acted on his own.

He got drunk and acted on his own.

That's what happened.

Oh, I can see that.

That's, that's, as you do.

But even our media is not talking about that.

No, not really.

Well, I mean, that's a big story, right?

Seems, I seem like it should be.

Hmm.

So, Ukrainian general scuba dive down all by himself.

Do you have like a robot?

Well, I think he had a team of people.

Was it the United States Navy?

I don't think they said who people were.

I'm curious how he got to where it was, got out there,

and was able to dive that deep to get to it.

But what do we care?

Our media lies to us and we accept it.

There you go.

Here's the other weird thing.

And this is why, this is why I would never be a Republican.

JD Vance.

No, I love the guy.

What do you mean, fuck Couch?

It's a bro love.

Oh yeah.

Actually, I've been on one of those couches on eBay.

He was caught in drag and wearing communist uniform.

Do you know how many times I've dressed in drag?

I love this stuff.

Like they're posting these photos.

So everybody gives a fuck.

You go back to like 20 years ago, it had to be,

I think it started in the 90s, we carried out for like 10 years.

We would do a clown party.

Yeah.

And it was a clown crawl.

And we would get a bus and we would go around the city of Chicago.

Because there was a week, I don't follow football that much.

At least before they came out in teams, there was a week between the playoffs

and the Super Bowl that was like a dead week.

Nothing happened.

So that's the weekend we chose to dress as clowns

and go bar hopping around the city.

And it was a lot of fun.

And you know, I just can't go dress as a clown and go,

I gotta be, look at me, look at me.

So I would be a clown in drag.

I would wear a wedding dress.

Oh my God.

I went to Lane Bryant because I'm a big guy.

I'm not saying big girls gonna lane Bryant,

but I'm just saying I'm a big guy.

So I went to Lane Bryant, I'm just saying, and bought a velvet dress.

And I would dress in drag because we, I was kind of basic.

I think the whole thing was because we would watch shakes the clown.

And that's kind of where it came in.

Every time there's a clown, there has to be a clown in drag.

And I had to be that guy because nobody else wanted to do it.

So I dressed in drag.

I don't give a shit about that.

I mean, like, those are from college, right?

When he was doing fraternity stuff and they,

I know they used to do shit.

I mean, put the dress off.

And the other one, like the communist one,

like that was a Halloween party.

Right.

What's fucking scarier than a communist?

That's a perfect costume.

See, yeah.

But so who do you think is doing the attack ads against JD Vance?

Uh, don't have to label that.

Well, no, it's, it's, they're, they're, they're doing these fake stories that

Trump wants to draw.

Trump is secretly looking to replace JD.

Which we know is not true because the guy's killing it.

He's hitting the Sunday morning shows.

He's doing speeches.

He's talking and he's talking to the press.

When Harris Balls or Walz or whatever the fuck that guy's name is, it's not.

So, and he's a happy dude.

And he's not like, I'm happy because I'm gay.

And I have a wife that doesn't know or doesn't know.

He's just a happy dude.

He's just a fun guy.

And so, so who would benefit the most from trash and JD Vance?

Uh, well, a lot of people would, wouldn't they?

Kelly, do you know who Kellyanne Conway is?

I've heard the name.

I don't really know.

I was trying to look her up today.

I've heard the name.

She may be married to a Democrat.

I'm not sure who's married to that bald headed Cajun dude.

Is it her?

I have no idea.

Okay.

I'm not saying she's whatever she is.

She's a Republican and she is kind of heading the lead to get JD Vance out.

Because he's not pro you sitting Ukraine money.

And apparently, according to the sources, there's a lot of money to be made if you're a politician

by sending money to Ukraine.

Tell them all right.

Weird how that is because it's a washing machine.

Yeah.

So there's a lot of Republicans that want JD Vance out

and Trump's like, he's not.

I mean, the dude's killing it.

He really is.

And I truly hope he becomes a president sometime.

Just me.

You don't like him?

Whatever.

Still not sold.

Take walls, have tampons in your son's locker rooms.

I don't have any sons.

I don't care.

Well, I'm talking to the people, the three people out there.

I'm sure the three people, one of them either has a son or might have a son eventually.

So, did you hear

what what Kamala Harris's Secret Service did

at one of her rallies?

No, you didn't hear?

Okay, so they were looking for somewhere to go to the bathroom.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

And there was like a woman's salon nearby and it was locked up because like she didn't want to have it

open and there were no business.

Yeah, rally.

So they know they actually officially closed her.

Oh, they had to be close.

Okay, so they forced her close.

Okay, so then she has a camera, a security camera out front.

And she must be a canary and cage listener because we went over that on an episode.

And you see the security, the Secret Service guy, no, it was a woman,

walk up to the camera, which was like on a roof or pad or like a elevated camera.

Yeah.

And like they put tape over it.

And then they break in, they use lockpicks.

Yeah.

And then they start like trampling around you in the bathroom, messing the place up.

And then and then they just leave.

They leave it unlocked.

So anyone can come in and rob whatever they want.

Well, they also eat in candy.

Yeah, they eat her candy.

That's theft.

Yes, it is.

It's breaking in.

No, what the fuck is this?

Like,

Well, I mean, I mean, why not do that?

I mean, she's like, she's the communist.

Here is this.

I mean, that's not my opinion.

That's everyone's opinion.

I mean, what is wrong with these people?

They need to be arrested and charged.

Of course.

And I actually exed or tweeted or what the hell it's called now.

The police department.

And I'm sure they're like, oh, God, carry the cage.

Yeah.

So we should arrest the secret service.

Let's go get them boys.

No, they never responded.

I mean, like, like it's so fucking brazen.

Charges need to be filed.

Do you think the camera doesn't see you with your stupid fucking face?

Putting the tape on the camera?

So when I worked, I worked.

I worked.

So basically I used to run.

I still run buildings.

I run buildings and usually residential buildings.

I'm more than I take care of the mechanics of the building.

That's what I do.

But I also control the camera system.

We had a parking.

And they, these people didn't want to pay.

So they drove down the ramp.

The passenger gets out of the car.

Starts walking towards the gate and realized there was a camera.

And then he went like this.

He has two legs.

Dumbass.

And then he already on the camera.

Then he proceeded to lift the gate.

And look, oh, dear God, he's retarded.

We can't call the police on him.

And I know I'm not like Dave.

I don't use that word like, like, willy-nilly.

I mean, when you think you're on, when you're on camera and you think

covering your face 10 minutes later.

Yeah, you're already like, how do they think cameras work?

I don't know.

If they were interested to get the cage, they would know.

Well, yeah.

Dumbasses.

So, oh, Jesus.

Yeah, no.

So I, from what I'm understanding that, um, is Republicans going after JD Vance?

So fuck you Republicans if you don't want it.

No, seriously.

Well, I mean, it's like, it's a unit party.

We're looking at the most contested election.

I know we say this like a lot, but in reality, I mean, when Obama ran against Romney, I was like,

right, I guess I would like the libertarian woman.

He's not going to.

So maybe Romney, Obama would be fine.

You know, that's kind of how I've been my entire life.

Up until like 2016, I'm like, I don't want Clinton to win.

No, no.

And then I don't want Biden to win.

So it's good to the point now where it's just like,

it, there is a stark difference.

They're ramping up.

I mean, that's how, that's how any kind of totalitarian system works, right?

Like it's just slowly creeps and then boom, all at once.

Well, I mean, I've said this before, there's two things in politics.

If you say to me, you're going to trigger me.

I'm a Southern Democrat because my granddaddy was a Southern Democrat or,

I'm sorry, the other one you described, or you're undecided.

I'm undecided on Trump, Kennedy or Harris.

I think what?

I mean, do you live under a rock?

Yeah, you have to.

And you come out every so often to answer that question, I'm undecided.

How do you, how are you undecided?

Right.

Don't you do things?

Like, don't you go to the grocery store?

I mean, talk to people.

Okay.

So two more things just popped in my head.

You know how that goes.

Can't focus for shit.

Kennedy.

There's a rumor out that he went to the Harris campaign and said-

Oh, that's for a cabinet position.

Yeah.

And I'll drop out.

He's denies that.

Okay.

Did he do it or not?

I have no idea.

If he did, I, another Kennedy supporter, and I'm not, I, I, I guess some issues that I can go over

later, but, but I do dig the guy.

I do.

I mean, he's, but if he did that, they kicked, they kicked his ass out of his own party.

Right.

You know, you know, the Kennedy family is synonymous with the Democrat party and they

kicked his ass to the curb and he's willing to go bend the knee and kiss the ring.

Really?

So if he did that, I mean, he is the nine.

And so I'm kind of hoping shit comes out later on whether-

Yeah.

You know, I, what I don't understand is like, you know, these people aren't using signal.

They're not using symbol acts.

No, the secret service is using signal though.

So they're not, I mean, like the actual, like RFK and, and they're not using matrix.

They're, they're using fucking email, right?

So why don't anybody ever come out and say, here's the email.

Now there, there, there aren't like some popular young streamers have been doing this lately.

Right.

Saying, hey, I got this email from the Kamala Harris campaign and like they're on stream with

their million followers.

Right.

Reading it and saying like they tried to pay me to say this bullshit.

Like, who the fuck are you, man?

I don't give a fuck about your politics and I don't like Trump either.

But like, I'm not, I'm not for sale motherfucker.

So like, right, we had, we know they do this.

Yeah.

So why doesn't anybody ever come forward with you?

You know what I mean?

Well, no, there are some tiktokers coming out.

No, I mean like, like Kennedy.

Yeah, real people.

Yeah.

Because I fucking would, which is why they don't ever email me.

Like they're never going to send us emails.

Well, no, I'm really hoping we get one.

Yeah, right.

Well, no, you're kind of fun.

Dude, I'm going to sign this.

It's 250 bucks.

Vote for Harris because she's really good.

She, she has an opinion.

I would post that shit on our website.

She's going to, she's going to fix the economy day one.

So I mean, she's been in office for three and a half years,

but she's going to wait till day one to fix the economy.

I would post that email on the front page of our website.

With a picture of my ass.

I like to run up my ass, people.

Sorry.

I'm sure most of you have seen it by now because there's videos out there.

Oh boy.

But you know, it's her economic plan that discusses economic.

Comes out tomorrow.

Yeah. Oh, nice.

Do you know what one of the things is?

We're going to do the economy.

She's going to stop overcharging the grocery stores.

Oh, nice.

Yeah.

I mean, and I agree it is happening.

You don't and that's cool.

There's no such thing as overcharging.

Oh, there is.

There's just charging.

No.

I own this mouse.

This is my mouse.

And if you want to buy it, I can set whatever price I want.

You can take it or leave it.

Do you need that mouse to live?

It doesn't matter.

Well, I guess you do, but it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter if you spend your whole life on the computer.

If I farm food, it's my food.

And if you don't take the price, you can walk away.

Okay.

Well, let's go with that theory.

You know, I don't agree with it, but let's go with it because in a lot of ways,

you are right.

I'm not saying you're wrong,

but she thinks she could fix it by stopping price gouging.

Which doesn't even make sense.

So the only way to stop price gouging is to create another government entity

to investigate.

Yeah.

And enforce the price gouging.

And we spent how many billions on this new agency?

Well, let's see.

That doesn't matter because that's tax dollars.

That's not our money.

Oh, wait.

Tax dollars.

No, she's gonna, she, the solar flares and the,

you, did you have a full tech?

Oh, shit.

She's going to charge us for it.

Yes, she is.

Fuck.

So you're going to, you're going to pay for them to investigate that grocery store.

So that made me think maybe,

maybe you'll save 30 cents at the grocery store,

but your taxes went up by $20.

So, you know what?

Maybe I will, if I do another Monero giveaway,

and I just give you the cash for the Monero,

I'll give you the dollar, the dollar 50.

No.

Can we do another Monero giveaway if I pay for it?

Um, well, what's, what's the, what's the idea?

Give me a program that the government started that actually worked.

Oh, I'll give away all my Monero if you can answer that.

You said that?

He's just kidding.

He might be wrong.

You can have every single Monero that I have,

but if you can answer that question,

no one knows how many Moneros he has.

No one does.

He only has $3 a Monero.

I mean, they, they really think that we're like,

Oh God, the government is coming in to save us.

Here they come.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, they're marching lockstep.

Yeah.

Awesome.

They're, wait, what?

Put my hands up and get on the ground.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But that's her economy plan.

It's coming out tomorrow.

Well, you know, it might not actually be her doing that.

It might be the UK.

It's the people pull out there was a Republican.

No, no, no, it might be the UK.

Well, no, they're too busy threatening us.

Right.

They're going to be the ones coming after us.

Yeah.

Cause the, cause the UK is threatening to say if we do,

if we tell the truth online about UK stuff,

they're going to arrest us.

Yeah.

They're going to act right.

They're going to act right.

Right.

Yeah.

Okay.

If we call out their bullshit.

Yeah.

They're going to have us extradited to the UK.

It's a stand trial in the UK.

But, but are they going to arrest us now?

Do we just break the law?

I guess.

Oh, mother, come after me.

You want my address?

Message me.

Come to my house.

I have multiple levels of attacks.

But I'm like, I'm like Indiana Jones style,

walking out my sidewalk.

I can't believe like the balls of this guy,

like to say, yeah, just because you're in America,

doesn't mean you're safe from UK laws on internet posting.

We're going to have you extradited.

So let's think about this.

What if he said that would Trump's president?

Oh, he would never say that.

But what if he did?

He would.

What would Trump's response be?

I don't even know.

Another minute.

Nope.

We're kidding.

Cause he would lose his mind.

He would absolutely.

Yeah.

Well, that's why they never say shit like that.

Like they do better.

Like even Putin knew not to say crazy stupid shit like that.

Okay.

I may or may not have mentioned this again,

because I can't focus and I don't remember shit that I say on this podcast.

And they are the RNC.

A guy was given a speech and Putin said something and Trump didn't agree with him.

Yeah.

And he goes, I'll take the roofs off the criminal.

And if you do that, now I don't know if that was actually said or not.

The guy said in the speech, I'm going to say it's true.

I want to say it's true because I find it really funny.

I love that thread.

But also, did you hear Trump on X?

No.

So apparently he was telling a story of him and Putin talking.

Okay.

And Trump said something and Putin goes, this is Trump's version of the story.

And I don't care if he exaggerates or lies or the wrong little stuff.

I just, I don't care.

I mean, cause we, all politicians do.

If he does the little ones just for humor, I'm all in.

So he says, he's like, I was talking to Putin and I told Putin this and Putin said, no way.

And I said, way.

Now, for all you millennials and Gen Zers, watch Wayne's world, you'll find that really funny.

You'll be like, that's dumb.

What he just said.

And you'll watch Wayne's world and you go, oh, I get it now.

So, man, how about something non political for a second?

Oh, okay.

That sounds fun.

Matthew Perry.

The guy from Friends?

Yeah.

He was murdered.

No, no, they arrested people today.

Okay.

Yeah.

They arrested multiple people have been arrested in connection with the drug overdose of the death

of Matthew Perry.

He was on, oh, I guess I should have written something down.

The ketamine.

Yeah, ketamine.

Okay.

Now, did he willingly take it?

I don't know.

That's no one's fault.

This is probably a government overreach and probably media overreach.

Well, no, hold on.

And so if, if you sell me ketamine and you say this is 10 milligrams and I don't know what

saying dose of ketamine is, but if you say it's 10 milligrams and then I take your word for it

and I take it and it turns out it's 100 milligrams and I overdose, then yeah, you should be on the

hook for that.

You defrock it.

It's an illegal drug.

You chose it.

I don't care if it's illegal or not.

Like you, you, you miss those.

Oh, I see.

So you'll, you'll buy chicken at the store that says it's chicken, but it's not really chicken.

Where's it not chicken?

What do you mean?

It has bones in it and feathers.

That's all fake, man.

Come on.

That's that's alien technology.

Yeah.

Okay.

No, no, I mean, no, we bought some chicken the other day.

No, I think you took the chicken back.

Cause it was, yeah, you told the story.

Right.

No, I'm not re-eater.

I'm just like, that's why you always buy the whole chicken.

Yeah.

So, but, but yeah, okay, fine.

I mean, yeah, you shouldn't lie about your drugs like Joey D has a dose of people.

But again, you know, Joey, Joey D has doses people.

So fuck you.

You took his, you took candy from a stranger.

Well, no, that's, that's THC, right?

Yes.

Yeah.

That's not going to kill you.

And get the fucking like, that's what makes it fun.

Your whole body weight to kill you.

Whereas ketamine that stuff will fuck you up.

No, I agree.

I just, I mean, yeah, I'll let that story gain some, some traction before I actually get more

into it.

I just want to talk about, oh, actually, some of us I did want to talk about.

I mentioned this back in March.

We first started the podcast, the, the, the bombs of the DNC on January 6th.

Remember that?

The pipe bombs?

Yeah.

Yeah.

So that's kicked up in the news again.

I saw like a month ago, they said maybe there's a suspect, but then I

Fuck them, the suspect, they know who did it.

Yeah.

So going back then they have, so January 6th was happy with the capital.

Yeah.

And they geofence everybody.

Right.

And so the rest of the people that were like walking their dog.

Yeah.

Like I was walking my dog past the capital, you're going to jail.

This guy walked to the DNC and they say the RNC, but the bomb was kind of closer to

a different building, whatever.

They have him on the phone on video and they, they released some video footage of him.

Yeah.

I saw that.

But it was like video footage from 1960s gas station.

No, no, no, seriously, like the, the footage was better in the 60s.

Yeah.

Bombing gas.

So now, but it's kicking up.

And so it's a story that I don't know a lot about it yet because there's, you know,

it's not like the government tells us the truth, but there, there's some stories coming out.

There's a few of them on genomes, one of them.

He's, he's on this and he's trying to track it down.

It could be the biggest stories of the century.

Huh.

I don't know.

Because he keeps obsessing that Camila Harris was in the DNC and no one knew it.

Okay.

She even had a press conference that said she was not in the, she said she was somewhere

else, but she happened to be in the DNC.

She's the white bomber?

No, actually the, the, the working theory right now is that it's a theory.

I'm not saying it's true.

Not a fun.

Just, just leave me alone on this one.

The working theory is she was the, the backup plan of January 6th riots didn't work just to

blow her up.

Huh.

I mean, I don't want anybody to die, but if I saw Kamala Harris flying over my house,

I'd be sad, but yeah.

In other words, like they're shooting pepper balls and tear gas at the crowds and the crowds

don't take the bait.

Yeah.

So they go to plan B, which is blow up the DNC.

Well, it was more than that.

It was a rehabs.

Yeah.

Yeah.

This church, the capital, this church.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fed, Fed, Fed, Fed.

Oh, did you see about Nick Fuentes?

Uh, I know the name, but I don't.

He's like this guy that runs some goofy alt-right part of the internet.

Yeah.

And he's just fucking retard.

And, uh, but he was there on January 6th too, doing the same thing.

Like egging people on like, yeah, we're going to go into the gas.

Oh, so he's in jail?

No, they never arrested him.

But wait.

Never questioned him.

He was at the, wait.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm confused.

I mean, it's, I mean, I don't know if you remember this or not.

It was probably a year ago, year and a half ago.

We were at, um, actually the same bar we were at last Friday night with the Libertarian Party.

Okay.

But we were on the other side of that little other room.

Yeah.

And some dude showed up and he was like, oh, he was like all aggressive about doing shit.

I'm like, um, I'm going to the bathroom.

I went to the bathroom, I came back.

I went to, I don't think I saw you or Jeff.

I go, do you know this guy?

And, uh, he's like, no, he shows up everyone.

So I go, that fuck is a fad.

I'm out of here.

See you later.

Jeff's like, no, no, no, you don't need to go.

I go, nope, he's a fad.

I'm out of here.

He was trying to rebel around us.

Interesting.

He just could be a Libertarian.

You know, he could be one of those like hardcore Libertarians.

Yeah.

Or he could be a fad.

Yeah.

And no, no, who knows anymore, but I'm not going to give you his heart.

The feds aren't very subtle.

Like the thing is, he wasn't very subtle.

Everybody seems to think like they're these super trained, elite, you know, like

James Bond spy, James Bond.

I've seen in the movies though.

Well, yeah, you see in the movies, but like, like these, so there's a guy that, remember

the Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping plot?

Oh, yeah.

So I saw an interview with one of the victims of that, like the guy.

Well, the victims are one of the guys who they charged with trying to get one of the guys.

They entrapped.

He was a victim because the FBI set him up.

Yeah.

He got off due to entrapment.

So that makes him a victim.

Victims go to war.

He was telling the story of what actually happened.

And basically it was like a bunch of guys that would hang out and go to the bar and just, you

know, just like, like we do libertarian meetups.

Oh, shit.

And one of them was like, yeah, let's, let's go out to the range and shoot.

Right.

So like they pick him up in a van and they're driving off and he doesn't know where they're

going.

And like when they're like 100 miles away, not 150 miles away and he can't just get out and leave.

Right.

They're like, hey, by the way, we're going to kidnap the governor.

And the guy's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Like you said, we're just going to go to the range and shoot.

And they like give him a ski mask and a rifle.

And they're like, yeah, we're going to, we're going to do this.

We're going to kidnap the governor.

And he's like, I don't even want it.

Like, well, what do you do in that situation?

Right.

Like you're there with these guys that you don't really know very well.

You need the FBI agents.

Yeah.

The FBI agents.

But like from your perspective, they're just, they're just dudes you're hanging out with.

You started becoming friends with and like now they're trying to make you be part of this plot

to kidnap the governor.

Like that's what these FBI people do.

They're not subtle.

They're fucking stupid.

You do know about the two guys who want to blow up rugby field, right?

No.

So there was two guys in Chicago who wanted to blow up rugby field.

Um, the idiots had no bomb making experience, no way of actually getting it done.

But all of a sudden the guy joined their group and said, oh, no, no, no, no, I can, I can help you get a bomb.

Yeah.

And they're like, really?

Okay, let's do this.

Yeah.

And they played a bomb and a trash came outside rugby field and it blew up.

It was more of a smoke show.

Kind of like me.

I'm a smoke show.

Don't comment on that.

And they arrested them for trying to blow up rugby field.

And yeah, this is all fight like they don't.

So that would make the FBI, um, terrorist doing, oh, no, no, they're fighting terror.

No, they're fighting terror.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, wait, no, they're not.

Okay.

They're creating terrorists.

Oh, the corrupt is fucked.

And they're not, and they're not good.

Like they, they, they pick for the, they deliberately go after the lowest hanging fruit.

Like, you know, people who aren't very bright.

Right.

And often they have autism.

So like they really don't even, well, yeah.

We are, they're never going to entrap like someone like you or me that like says no,

I got to pick.

Yeah.

Like just not fucking smart.

Like they're not even trying to be smart.

Yeah.

Or subtle.

Yeah.

No, I it's, it's.

So if you guys are hanging out, you know, if you're in a libertarian group in Tennessee or whatever in

someone shows up.

What is it?

What did you say Tennessee for?

I don't just picked a random state.

Oh, a random state.

Random.

Yeah.

Not like Elroy, Wisconsin.

There's no libertarians in Illinois we've talked about.

No, but if someone shows up to your meetup and like nobody really knows him

and he starts talking like, yeah, let's go shoot some politicians.

That's the fed.

I mean, they don't even try to hide it.

Right.

They're, they're fake.

Don't listen to them guys.

I mean, come on.

The government is trying to set us.

Unfortunately, we don't have an honest government or honest law enforcement.

I mean, go to local police, whatever.

I mean, and honestly, like maybe start recording these people.

Oh, and like, well, Ray Epps, they actually have him on video.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Exactly.

And that's how they identified Ray Epps as a person who was encouraging people to

break into the Capitol and he was never charged until people started complaining about

him.

Backlash came and they charged him.

Yeah.

And even though most January sixes went to jail, he got probation.

Yeah.

So yeah, like start, start actually like pull your phone out and record people that do stuff

like this.

No, it's yeah, it's it's a sad day right now.

So, oh, what else do we have to bitch about?

I have a good one.

I'm surprised you didn't bring this up.

So Def Con was last week.

I did.

Okay.

And they did not hack the sphere.

Unfortunately.

Don't ask why not.

Well, they have better things to do.

So ever since 2017, Def Con has had permission to have what's called a voting village.

Right.

And what they do is they get actual voting machines and they try and hack them.

Now they've been doing this every single year since 2017.

And I read the report from 2017 and it was fucking bad.

I mean, like some of these machines you could literally install an app on your phone

and log in to the to the voting machine.

You know, that's actually not true.

Obama said these are the most safest machines ever.

Well, so that was that was true in 2017.

Now, they were acting really fucking weird is I can't get any information whatsoever about

this year's voting village.

Now I have friends that go to Def Con and I don't think any of them went to the voting

village, but they they are high up.

They know people that worked everything.

And like everyone's being super tight lipped.

But there's a couple of news stories out there and they're mostly right wing sources.

And they say, oh, the voting machines are hackable and there's no time to fix them according to

Def Con.

And I'm like, okay, well, give me some specifics.

Yeah.

There's not there's no specifics.

So like, I don't know if they're making this up.

If there's something like seriously wrong with the machines or if it's bullshit,

like I literally cannot find the information.

Right.

So like if any of you guys listeners went to Def Con and read the voting village,

please give us info because we want to report on this.

Yes.

And like I try I literally try as hard as I could to get this info and I couldn't get it.

Or to the media media to talk about that.

Well, not to me.

I'm not talking about it.

Like no, I know, but maybe it was a big story, though.

Well, yeah, but I'm sorry.

I like I knew people that went to Def Con.

They couldn't get the info.

So speaking of Def Con, I mean, I get it sometimes it's on the X.

I mean, I get it.

You guys like having fun like hacking shit.

Like are they the part of the all the social security numbers that America were hacked the other day?

I heard about that.

So I've been trying to find that too.

And that's fine.

I mean, you want to do that cool.

But I mean, it's kind of like low hanging fruit.

I mean, if you really truly want to hack something,

hack the IRS.

Well, here's the thing and hit delete.

Oh, watch.

Just I mean, like Homer Simpson got that little bird and just like.

So the thing is delete, delete, delete, delete, like very, very few hackers are targeting specific targets.

IRS, please.

Right.

But it's not it's not that easy.

Because if you have a specific target,

IRS might not have the vulnerabilities that you're familiar with or, or, you know,

see, I think the IRS are doing.

Oh, hold on.

What hackers are doing is they like hack random shit.

Right.

And whatever they get, they get.

They do a fishing campaign.

They catch a big one.

Yeah.

So whatever you get, you get.

That's how they got MGM or yeah.

MGM laser.

What the fuck it was.

Well, MGM and Caesar's.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, maybe, maybe the IRS website is too tough for you guys.

I get it.

Fuck the website.

No, no.

About the website.

You have to get the internal data.

Well, yeah, sure.

The internal data of the IRS is probably too tough for you guys.

I get it.

I'm sorry.

You know, I'm sorry to say that.

But I mean, I'm just saying that.

I mean, if it is tough, I get it.

I mean, you know, but just delete, delete, delete, delete.

Please, I'm begging you.

I will personally buy Monero and give you a whole bunch of Monero.

If you went delete, delete, delete, delete.

I mean, IRS websites.

What do I say in that?

By the way, we do not condone any committing of crimes.

Oh, I don't ever commit a crime.

That's a joke.

Anybody who takes me serious, go see a doctor.

Quickly.

Delete, delete, delete, delete.

So.

Oh, come on.

I'm getting phone calls during the.

I'm going to have to answer that one in a second.

So the other thing I made a comment that I've just written

my last story before Dave jumps into this thing.

So the, I made a claim that Biden had a medical emergency here in Vegas.

And that kind of precipitated him stepping out.

And whether I had no proof of it at the time, and I didn't, but I'm kind of going on sources

and you know, people that I trust and guess what, we got proof now.

That was confirmed.

We got metro traffic, radio traffic.

Yeah, they had actually Maryland and DI shut down for quite a while.

Huh.

That's right about me.

I know that's a path that I use quite a bit.

Do you remember what day that was?

What it had to be.

It was a Friday, I believe.

Friday?

Okay.

I probably was just saying like I was doing the podcast probably like uploading it.

So, yeah, so Biden did have a medical event here.

We still don't know exactly what it was, but they wanted a path to cure to the hospital.

Yeah.

And they canceled that and they said that they were going to go to John Hopkins on the plane.

So we, so whether it was a serious one, a serious medical event or a minor one,

or he actually died.

I think he fell in his head.

And they needed to get a robot put in his place.

I mean, you know, no, no, no, no.

I mean, when they, when the UFO crashed in Roswell, we got special information.

And now we know how to fake people.

No.

No, no.

Dude, he fell in his jaw.

That's why he had a bruise.

I don't know why they just don't be transparent.

Be like, yeah, Biden fell, he hit his face.

He got a bruise.

Okay.

So that story, people would go, oh, yeah, I fall all the time.

Yeah.

So why wouldn't they say that?

I don't know.

Maybe he fell doing something stupid.

Maybe he was sniffing a child.

He was actually at a Mexican, wait, no, sorry.

I have to read the article.

He was, they actually named the Mexican restaurant he was at.

Yeah.

Let me know in my show.

Right.

So he had too many margaritas.

We've all been there.

There you go.

He was jumping out on a burrito, too many margaritas and fell.

Everybody went, oh yeah, I've done that before.

Yeah.

I actually like Biden now.

Yeah, right.

You know, we, we, we just,

That's why they didn't reveal the true story because people would like him.

They wanted to get rid of him.

Oh, that's a deep one.

That conspiracy theory brainer, you're trying to click things.

You know, that's the kind of thing again, means mode of opportunity.

They have the means to do that.

They have the motive to do that and they had the opportunity.

Yeah.

You don't, you don't need anything else.

All right.

I think that's enough of our shit talking and shit.

But we're just shit posters that talk.

Oh, that's right.

You know, it's just easier than typing and like knowing how to spell.

I mean, how do you spell the word special?

How do you spell?

I just look for that red line and then right click and then pick the one I like.

When I'm on the, when I'm on my, my Chromebook, it just doesn't fucking do it.

Yeah.

And I don't know how to spell.

I mean, like, how do you spell the, the, by the way, if you guys see us tweeting

and it's like retarded sound, that's him.

That's wrong.

No, no bullshit.

If it says the word retarded, that's me.

Okay.

So what is your, your advice for the week or your story for the week?

I would like to talk about knives.

So like a knife is the most basic tool, fundamental humanity.

Yes.

It's the first tool that humans came up with.

Early knives are likely made of rock.

Humans discovered that some rocks, when you smash them, they make sharp edges.

And you can take those sharp edges and cut your meat and meat is tasty.

So meat is tasty.

So what modern knives are made of steel instead of rocks?

Cold hard.

Cold hard steel.

So let's talk about the history of steel for a little bit.

Because this is really important to how you select your knife.

What knife you want to buy.

So steel fundamentally is an alloy of iron and carbon.

So it's about 4,000 years old.

First discovered in Anatolia, which is a modern country of Turkey.

And we think that the first steels were actually made on accident.

So during the Iron Age, you would take certain rocks which contain iron and you would

essentially put them in a big furnace and melt the iron out.

And then you would take that iron and build iron things out of it.

Now some of those furnaces got so hot and included things like charcoal

that some of the carbon from that charcoal seeped into the iron.

And people started noticing that this other mixture of iron was harder and held better.

That's cool.

Yeah.

And so iron is a little bit soft and brittle.

So like if you hit iron with a hammer, it'll just crumble with dust.

Whereas steel, if you hit steel with a hammer, none's going to happen.

Steel is very hard, very resistant.

So essentially the earliest steels were made in either bloomeries or crucibles.

Which are those types of furnaces which you stuff charcoal in.

So now in the Bronze Age, they made bronze with copper and tin.

And you can melt copper and tin with a wood fire.

Right.

So iron has to be, is a higher melting point.

Right.

So you cannot melt iron with a wood fire.

So when people started discovering charcoal, that's when they started making this iron.

Oh, shit got real then.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So there's this type of steel called the Wootz, which people, which has been known as Damascus

Steel.

You made that word up.

No, Wootz, W-O-O-T-Z.

You can look it up.

It used to be called Damascus Steel from the Syrian city of Damascus.

And that was developed about 3,000 years ago in India.

Which, you know, why are we calling it Damascus Steel?

It's from India.

I don't know.

This is one out of Damascus Steel or Wootz has a higher carbon content than the first steels.

So essentially the way it works is the more carbon you can fit into steel,

the more of steel's desirable properties you'll get.

Up until a point at which point it crumbles.

Because carbon is, you know, it's like dust.

It's like a graphite.

Huh.

Yeah.

So if you have, I think the maximum you can get is around 20% carbon.

And that's when you start, you know, losing your desirable qualities of steel.

Oh, interesting.

So essentially these people in India, they discovered how to get higher content of carbon

in their steel and still maintain coherence.

Ooh, that's a big word.

So yeah, so, and actually, so the interesting thing about this Wootz Steel

is that it has these beautiful patterns, like these, you know, winding lines.

Like the veins and stuff?

Yeah, veins.

Oh, nice.

And so that's actually natural to this.

So what happens is the way the carbon mixes is some of the iron has more carbon than other

parts of the iron.

And the pattern you're seeing is those differences.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, I like that.

Yeah.

So there were still further advancements in Europe around 2000 years ago.

So I'm not sure how exactly they were able to get more carbon into there

and why they didn't get the Wootz patterning.

But these are things that developed, you know, essentially the swords that we think of,

like ancient Roman swords, Gladiases, the Greek swords, and then further still the medieval swords.

So what do you medieval swords essentially have this very complex steel that people figured out?

And then so modern steel is made from what's called pig iron and coke, which is a higher

concentrated charcoal.

Okay.

Yeah, not cocaine.

Oh, I was just sort of pop.

So so pig iron is essentially pure iron that they put into these bars and they're called pig iron

bars because apparently someone thought they looked like pigs or like pig troughs or something.

Yeah, I never heard of that.

Yeah.

So they dig like little things in the dirt and then they pour the iron and then solidifies.

Oh, and then that's a pig iron bar.

And then they take the bar and they mix it with coke in a blast furnace.

And then that's how you make modern steel.

So yeah, there's actually among modern steels, there's different several different types of

steels.

There's industrial steel, which is, you know, your base level minimum carbon, it's got to be

very hard, very resistant to bending.

And they make, you know, like I beams, that's good for a nice, a nice resistant to bending.

Yeah.

Well, we'll get to that.

So there's yeah.

So like your higher carbon steels are, they're ideal for swords because a sword should actually

not be rigid.

You want a sword to bend.

Okay.

No, I didn't get it.

Because like hitting bone and armor and other stuff like that.

And the flex makes it easier.

Yeah.

So if you actually buy a properly forged steel sword, you can take it and like bend it almost

90 degrees and then let go and it'll spring back into position.

Oh.

And so like this is the same steel they use for springs, like the springs under your car,

your shot springs.

Funny how that works out.

Yeah.

So spring steel, ideal for swords.

Now the thing about spring steel is that it's very prone to rust.

Like if you look under your car, you notice that stuff rusts.

So if you have a sword, you want to, you, anytime you use it, you want to clean it with oil and

dry it immediately, put it back in the scabbard.

And you don't want to play with it a lot.

Keep making up these words.

Scabbard.

It's totally talking about.

So these, these steels under the USA rating system will start with the number 10.

So like 1090, 1085, things like that.

So if you're into swords, you want to make sure your, your steel has a 10 rating.

Okay.

So that's what you want to look for.

Cool.

So the, the steel that's important for knives is a stainless steel.

Okay.

So now what makes it stainless?

Well, actually it's not just iron and carbon.

I don't know that.

And so there you go.

So you're going to learn something today and canary in the cage.

I will remember.

So as the most basic steel or stainless steel has chromium in it, the element chromium.

Oh, okay.

And if you think about chrome, chrome is what makes your car shiny.

No, I got that.

Yeah.

So if you mix a little bit of chrome in, it retains that rust resistance and chrome is hard

enough to where it doesn't damage the quality of the steel.

And it makes a pain in the ass to drill through it.

I don't say the steel versus iron.

I would do the drill iron.

And some stainless steels have other elements such as molybdenum, nickel, nitrogen, vanadium.

It gets very complicated with some of these modern metallurgy labs.

Yeah.

Like they, they fucking all they do all day is just mix different levers and, you know,

pull the levers and see which, what, what steels have good qualities.

And it's actually fascinating what the stuff they do.

So stainless steel, it's not immune to rust.

It's just resistant to rust.

So if you have a stainless steel, if you get in the right conditions, it will rust.

Like sitting in salt water, that shit will rust.

Oh, okay.

But it is ideal for knives because knives are often used in the elements, right?

You use them to cook in your, in your kitchen.

You have wet stuff and you're washing it and this and that.

And then like a regular pocket knife or Bowie knife, you know, you're hunting,

you're cutting animal parts, you're whittling.

Do you whistle while you whittle?

Of course.

You know, it's just, it's exposed to the elements a lot.

So they need to be able to resist rust.

Right.

And then so stainless steel actually sacrifices a little bit of the hardness and edge retention

compared to like the high carbon steels.

But that's not super, that's not a problem with knives because you can just sharpen your knife.

Right.

Or you get a whetstone, you sharpen it up a little bit.

And I mean, the knives are kind of, most knives are cheap.

They're meant to be disposable.

Like you stab somebody, you leave it in, it's not your favorite print on it.

Yeah.

Okay.

And where it gloves?

That thing's going to rust, you know, it's going to rust.

It's not going to be useful anymore.

Blood's very acidic and it will break down.

So there's actually a lot of different steels for knives.

I mean, like you could list hundreds of them.

But I just a couple, a couple that I like, they have good qualities.

VG 10, which comes from Japan.

That's very good for chef's knives.

Oh, they do make the best chef's knives in Japan.

They do.

I actually have quite a few of them.

CPM, which is an American company.

They make, they make S90V, which is a really good steel.

And I think two years ago, they came out with Magna Cut,

which is all the rave in the knife world.

Like it's apparently it's like the super,

super, super, super, super cut.

Yeah, I haven't got a Magna Cut blade yet,

but apparently it's like the best of all worlds.

Okay.

So Sweden makes one called El Max,

which I don't know the details of it,

but again, it's a really good steel.

And then in the USA,

we also have the 4x line,

or the 4x line.

So like there's the 10 line,

which is their spring steels.

The four line is your stainless steel.

And that's like your budget option.

Wow.

So 440C stainless, 420C stainless.

These are kind of garbage, but you know if you're if you're just using it

Everyday knife to open boxes like but I'd be in prison. It would work as a shanks at all

Of course, I mean it's for all that matters and there's also other steals like industrial steals

So these like start with the letter D or O or L

D2 is a popular one for knives. You know, they make hammers out of the stuff and other you know

Yeah, shop tools like drills and drill bits and all that stuff

So these are very hard and they're also prone to rust

But a lot of one things that they do is they make modern Damascus now

So the original Damascus was was natural to the process of making it whereas modern Damascus what they do is

they'll take two different types of steel

usually a stainless and then

Yeah, either okay

Or spring steel and they weld these two blocks together and then they'll

Heat them up hammer them out fold them over and then the more fold they make the more patterns come out

Okay, and modern Damascus the pattern comes from how you fold the steel and

Some guys even do crazy shit like put copper in there, you know to have like copper. Yeah, the vein. Yeah, yeah

Yeah, and like you can get some really beautiful patterns out of that. That's cool

So it's always stabbing man. That's a beautiful night. Yeah, okay

There's also exotic materials. So some chef knives use ceramic. Yeah, there's no metal at all

Which is really nice because it can't rust physically. There's just never rust and sure. We can't serve it can be very sharp

Yes, it's sharper. Yeah, but when it loses the sharpness, you can't get it back

You have to buy another one

And the other problem is they're very brittle. So if you drop that fucker, it's gonna shatter

I I actually I I use my chef knives all the time. I'm not all steel. So yeah

Yeah, so um, yeah, so I mean surrender there the problem is they're they're kind of expensive at the at the point where like

You want to treat them as disposable, but they're too expensive. Okay

But some chefs do use them because of the sharpness and you know, they're high-end chefs and they're raking into the money

Anyway, they don't care

So another option you can do is have a steel knife with a ceramic edge

So people do stuff like that

Okay, yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah another another good one is titanium

So titanium also doesn't rust

It's harder than steel. It's lighter than steel

And like ceramic and it can be made very sharp and it'll hold that edge for a very long time much longer than ceramic or anything else

And again, it once you lose that edge, you're not getting it back. You have to get another knife

And titanium's are at knives are actually popular for divers. So like ocean dive

Okay, I know oyster pearling and stuff like that. So you have your titanium knife oyster pearling

Yeah, you cut your your oyster out of the dirt and brand up and you don't got to worry about that thing rusting

Right, you put it back in and boom. You're good to go

So let's talk about some brand names, okay

So for chef knives

Good brands are Wustof which is German

Shun, which is Japanese and I have a shun right here. Oh shit. I actually use a 14-inch knife

I bought a bunch of knives. Oh shit. So this is the shun 14-inch premium chef knife

Rip that out there

Oh, I do okay. Yeah, so it's simple in the makeup. Yeah, so a lot of stuff love these

I love it. This is VG 10 or no VG max, which is similar to VG 10

Handmade in Japan. It's got walnut

handle

You know full tang which is any any good chef knife will have a full tang. Oh, that's that means when the steel is all the way through

The hands. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, if you want to take a look at that. I do want to see that

Yeah, I love shun if you if you can if you can afford it grab a shun

And you don't get to get the premium you can get the regular version. I think they're like 150 bucks 200 bucks

I like the balance. Yeah, it's wonderful. It's got nice weight

I'm 14 inches pretty big like you probably only need 12 inch or 10 inch

But you know, I you're not julienning carrots with this one. I do this. Oh, yeah

So other other good ones are Victorinox, which is the Swiss Army knife company. This is a beautiful place. Oh

Yeah, it has like dimples on it. I love it. Thank you

Put that over there

And a Henkles J.A. Henkles. I think they're also out of Germany. I've heard that name before

Yeah, yeah, those are good brands for your for chef knives and then for pocket knives

You got your benchmade and I have a couple of benchmades here

which

These are actually gold glass benchmades, which are their premium line for collectors. I'm a big chef

I mean, I like to cook a lot. I love my knives. So I'm a geek here

so be a bench bench makes a super high quality brand and

I'm interesting sheath. Yeah, cooking knife. These aren't you these are chef knives. These are oh, these are about oh shit

Yeah, yeah brought you brought the real stuff. No, these legally Nevada. Everything is legal in Nevada

Check check your local laws wherever you live butterfly knives, but everything is legal in Vegas. So I can still do this

You're terrible. Why it's been a long time. Yeah

Yeah

Yeah, so this is the 51-91 I'm a kid the 80s

I know my way around butterfly and this has carbon fiber handles with mother of pearl inlays

It's got titanium liners and it's got it's called damasteel, which is the blade and

Damasteel is a powdered steel a powdered Damascus steel made in Sweden. Yeah, it's proprietary

So what they do is they take little powder steels

And they put it in a machine and they pressurize it almost like making a diamond and

Boom out comes the steel and if you feel the blade on that it feels like butter. It's like smooth as butter

It's very light. Yeah, it was carbon fiber and titanium. No, I know but it's

It's yeah, I

The ones I'm used to are more more tighter here. Yeah, these are cheaper. Yeah

And actually two of those they only made a hundred and I got two of them

And this one's the 51-121

This has titanium

Handles with carbon fiber in lay and the blade is Damascus. I

Forget who made the Damascus, but you can look at it online. It's it's um

Yeah

So this is this is forged Damascus. Okay, so that's my two Benchmade's

Didn't that know you have a collection. Oh, yeah, I have a huge collection

Doesn't surprise me but so spyderco is a great brand spyderco folder over here somewhere

So this is a spyderco Delica folding knife

It's got their signature as thumb hole. It's got titanium scales. It's got a clip that's reversible move move in any position

And a Damascus blade

Nice you want to check that one out

Chris Reeve makes good knives. I don't have any of his unfortunately CRKT. I don't have any of those Kershaw

Microtech is good. Hmm. These actually are some of my favorites

This is like a boot knife

Hmm

No problem with this is I mean, it's a beautiful knife and it's very well made

I prefer that the ones that you can flip open. Yeah, well, we're gonna get to those for sure

I got half like maybe half my collection not even half my collection

So this is my Anthony Marfione. He was the founder of Microtech. So this is a folder. It's got carbon fiber scales

You know titanium

Liner and clip and then the the blades titanium. Oh, so I feel that blade tell me what it feels like

See just the whole knife alone is very fine light. Yeah, yeah

That's what I might be able to my thumb. Oh, yeah, yep. I

Love that blade. Yeah

So what does it feel like?

And it's very smooth, I mean, I'm not really up on my metals to know well, it feels like plastic

Oh that you go for okay. Yeah. Yeah, so it freaks me out every time

It feels like plastic like it's a little like it's gonna fall apart, but it's titanium that shouldn't go anywhere

So this is another Anthony Marfione

this one

again as carbon fiber scales and

This has a carbon fiber in late in the blade, which is San Mai Damascus and what San Mai is is

You take your Damascus billet and you only fold it once

So that the inside is one type of steel and then the outside is another type of steel really?

Yeah, and this is how Japanese swords are made they essentially fold it once and the inside is a

Hard steel and the outside is a soft soft steel. See this it's got the glass breaker. Yeah, I love that

Oh, I was gonna for her but okay

See this one you can see yeah

I like that and then my other

Microtech

So this is a an out-the-front switch blade

It's carbon fiber. It's got DLC

On the outside with and DLC is essentially diamond like real diamond and

It's essentially impossible scratch really. Yeah, so and then

It's the letter right no that's um whether the switch blade was the one that came out like this and the stiletto

It's came out like this no no stiletto has come out sideways, but it's still I was more of a style of a switch blade

Oh, okay. Yeah, it's like the Italian style

This is called an OTF out the front

I never liked out the front before because like gunk gets in here, you know, but I saw this online

I'm like I have to buy this is beautiful. No, I say I prefer that way

I mean again, I'm not using knife at a fight

But if I had these I prefer come out and then it has a ball bearing glass breaker. Oh

And

Then I have another switch blade here, which is custom

So this one's by Cory Vallotton

Who if you're if you're in a switch blades, you know that name. I'm really not yeah

But maybe some of our listeners are so this has giraffe bone and then blue Damascus all around and then titanium liners

This is a sideways flipper. See the problem with the sideways from which you got a hold like this. Yeah, this you you're already ready to fight

You know or you can even do it like this, you know, right? Yeah

Well, you can I don't think you can deploy it like that and because of the yeah, it'd be your big yeah

But this is one of my favorites as well. I don't know how to put that away. You just pull the button down. I think it was oh

I don't I think it breaks shit. So I did to go ginger with ginger. Yeah, so this is a sideways opener

Yeah, well, that's nice, too

Well, that's very pretty

Yeah, the Vallottons they really do artwork, but I think there's four of them. It's a go family damn and

Then the last piece I have here is a Bill Miller dagger

So came with an alligator sheath and then Damascus blade with a nickel

bolster and then a

deer stag

handle

Thank you, sir. Oh damn. Yeah

So it's a nice little boot knife

You know the problem I mean this is a lot of weight on the blade versus

The balance isn't good, but that doesn't this I mean it's bad

Well, I mean what are you trying to do with it like you know get into fights. What do I gotta do with it?

It's for like skinning deer and stuff. Oh, okay

And then last but not least I want to give you guys some good places to buy your knives, you know reputable online stores

Um

gpknives.com. That's where I go for all my basic knives like your basic Benchmade spydercos like that

Very reliable

And then for more higher and stuff. There's adamsknifeworks.com. That's where I got most of all these things

They're super reliable. It's like a family store back in Illinois. They're nothing. That's a beautiful blade. Yeah, that is

That is some really cool craft. Yeah a lot of these are custom custom-made

No, I know I know but this one this one in particular just

Just got pumped out stuff on Adams knife works. So yeah, go to Adams knife works calm and just find something you like

You know, you don't gotta spend a lot. You can get the basic model

You don't get to get the gold class or the art pieces. It's just whatever you're into

You know, just get something reliable

You know like the hundred to two hundred dollar range. That's gonna last you your whole life, right?

And that's really all you need. Oh, who's the knife maker I blew there or Washington State?

their lives are guaranteed from knives are guaranteed for life and

They will refund they'll give you a new one if something happens to it interesting. I

Used to have one of their knives. I am not sure they won't give me a new one as I can produce the old one

Well, obviously you can't just give them away

But they were they were a solid knife and I used them or in the work environment. Okay, it's like stripping wires

Yeah, like that, but yeah, I know it was a badass knife

And then I'm good to have and then if you want like super high-end artwork

Go to arizonacustomknives.com. Oh good. This stuff you're talking like 10 grand or more

Oh, I mean like but they're fucking beautiful like that. That's gonna be like my one day my

retirement gift to myself

Yeah, so find yourself a good knife

make sure it's nice and reliable and

That's all I got awesome, man. That's a great educational piece you got there

Although it did remind me of something funny. So my wife

I think she does it anymore. She used to blow glass a lot

Well, no, that's where this story is going. How do you not know me by now?

Okay, so if I was ever like a work function or just around me

I didn't know that well and they're like, oh, where's your wife? I'm like, oh, she's blowing glass in a glory hole

Ha ha ha now

She was I mean, that's what she was doing

But the look on their face when I said those words are like because all they heard was blowing

Glory hole

like what

You're blowing glasses interesting. I something I would like to check out someday. Oh dude. No, I mean I I've never done it

My wife has a lot

And I think we saw the kill we have she has a kiln too so she'll make them

No, she used to make all these beads and stuff because she was a jewelry maker for a while and

It just it got to the point where it's like, oh

I'm $10 for my bead that I hand blown or or for a quarter you can buy the one that looks similar to mine made in China

So what are you gonna do? Yeah? All right. So actually all I want to talk about today was

Securing your home. Okay

But the crime is up all over America whether you believe it or not because the FBI is that necessary reporting it

They are not reporting crime from a lot of states because they don't want to make the different party look bad

But crime is up if you don't believe me

Go to town go to downtown and walk around

You'll see it's it's a

It's a good little bit of control. So I just want to touch on securing your house

Who get you know the criminals want to run around downtown and rob people that's up to them and you know

You could maybe you've kind of touched off a forward. Maybe we'll go a deeper dive on how to

Prevent from being mugged or robbed on the street. Yeah, not necessarily prevented

But you can at least try to make your percentage less of a chance of doing it, right?

But so this is talk about your house right now

The weakest part of your house is

If you have a sliding glass door

That is the weakest part of your house make sense and I'm gonna tell you right now

If you don't have a second lock you're sliding glass door. I'm coming to dinner. I prefer steak

I like my steak medium rare. So could you make it for me?

No, it's the sling less door

Just because of the way it's built and the functionality of it and how it needs to be maintenance and service

It makes it very easy to lift up and to manipulate and if you ever look to your lock here sliding last door

It's literally a hook here and a hook here

Yeah, and they go together and you lift that sliding last door up. Yeah, that door's open

There's not a sliding glass door that ever come across

That did not have a secondary locking device that I could not come through. I am not a criminal

I am not a cat burglar. Although I might still the cute cats

So I have a pretty unique

Sliding glass door security system baseball bat. I'm on the second floor

well, no, no, no, you gotta watch that because

You can climb your ass up my balcony. No, so there's a

Lot of people have learned that our window washers and they don't have that

Well, but they've learned how to scale a building and they can scale that don't believe because you're on a higher floor

You're sliding last doors protected. It's less likely. Yeah, then it would happen, but it could

But so no for a sliding last door

Have a secondary locking device

What I've done is I actually just have a little bracket a little bracket that I slide a piece of metal through that

The bracket into the door

You can do the the the locking device

You know the track or like midpoint up. Yeah, put a little bracket in it folds down

Find a secondary locking device, you know, just because I'm old

I don't want one on the ground because I want to bend down. I used to do that

She had a big dowel. Yeah, but she would put in the track and she might bend it down. I guess not. I'm old

I had to decide I don't think she ever opened it

She waited for us to come and then we had I only have limited amount of times that can bend over pick up stuff

So I I've calculated that I don't want to waste on a glass door

So that's why I have a

Basically

It's a metal piece that slides from the bracket into the metal frame of the door. You are not opening my slide in that store

It's just not gonna happen

But put it put some form of locking device a secondary locking device on there and that door will not be open without breaking the glass

Right every piece of advice I give you will be

Securing your house, but if somebody chooses to break your glass

Yeah, they're not even do about that, but it'll alert you right it is a natural alarm system

And if you have an 80 pound dog that

That will meet you and greet you. Yeah, like I do

Ironically my my 20 pound dog will probably be one first biting you and then you're gonna like push off that dog

And you're a piss off 80 pound dog then and then you're gonna find out what it's like to be bit by a

Gold retriever Jim and shepherd chow. Yeah, that's what he is

And he loves his family

So it comes to front doors. I

Some people have double doors and some of them have a single door that is a weakness point as well

Unless you have a deadbolt, right Dave? Yep. Do you want to tell you his little story? We can go ahead

So yeah, I keep my keychain on a separatable, you know piece

Yeah, we're having my car keys on one and then my house key on the other and

One night before the libertarian meetup

I forgot that I had separated my keys and I grabbed the car key and I ran out the door

And when I leave the door what I do is I open the door

I lock the door and then close it behind me and then as soon as I close it behind me

I looked at my keys and I said, oh fuck. What am I gonna get home?

So my whatever I'll just go to the meetup

Maybe someone can lock pick or do something or I'll call a lock pick on the locksmith on the way home

I have to so I met the meetup and

I'm asking around and runs like yeah, I could do that

He's like put a credit card there

I'm like, I don't think that's gonna work because like they have a little latch thing and the doors don't open that way anymore

He's like whatever we'll just do it

So we go over and he takes a card of something or there he just jams it in there and door comes open

So the exact credit card credit cards to rigid

You know, I'm not gonna be my son break into a door

We're gonna do that episode sooner or later. Yeah, so I

Basically went to his door and actually what I used was a one of my casino cards. Yeah, it's a flexible plastic

I just started pre-bending it excited. I knew how to bend it to get it in there and

Less than a minute. Yeah, okay, so I popped his door open and

It was kind of hoping because

You know about Dave he lives what like three blocks off the strip a walk off the strip

Yep, you know, there's a lot of magicians along that this trip and stuff

So I want to be able to pop his don't go tada

But I was really hoping there'd be a girl in a bikini in the house

So I could be like tada and then have them, you know, the my beautiful assistant

But ironically if I would have popped that door open saw a girl in a bikini in there. I'd be like

Blink three times if you be that would get your will and I'm confident this girl would like is she having a seizure or she

Because it's not

It's not gonna happen. No, but so your front door is is very important to secure that door

Put a deadbolt on yeah, it's really not that hard and for the record

I do have a deadbolt, but I can't close the deadbolt while the door is closed from the outside without a key

Right. That's why you need a deadbolt. Yeah, but

But don't buy a cheap deadbolt buy a high-class one if you truly want to protect your price

Because actually I can get past the cheap deadbolts too

But I do need to I would have to do damage at that point

But it would take me less than a minute to do it as well. I do not break into houses for a living

I have a job or sometimes I need to get into a house or so a funny story

I was I was I was called to a multifamily building and there was a huge leak

Yeah, and I'm downstairs in the downstairs unit. I'm like, oh shit

I call my boss to go listen man. That's a lot of water pouring down from upstairs

They're not home. I can get through their door with no damage

And he goes give me a second. He calls the property manager goes

Hey, the guy was condo building and he goes my guy can get through the door

No problem. He won't do damage and they go go ahead

So I I do a little thing I pop that lock open that door and their stairs go up because of the upper unit

at the top the stairs the German Shepherd and

And

Well, what we for me dogs like me

What I talked to him I I talked to him and I kind of joke around with him a little bit

You know, I make fun of poodles and German Shepherds love that because they hate fucking poodles who doesn't I know and

And so I start heading up the stairs talking to the dog and and he's just like

No barking no ground. I'm giving him in the ears the child. He's my best friend now

Go wait, shut the water off. Good go go back downstairs. Tell the owners clean this shit up

I'll be back tomorrow to assess the damage come back the next day and

The funny thing is as I walked up the owner of that upper unit didn't know who I was

And he's got locksmith throwing on the door and I go and check the damage

I'm like, okay, and I go to him. I go by the way. I'm the guy who had a break into your door

I'm sorry, but I did have to retrieve your property manager goes he goes

Yeah, it's okay. You broke in I'm not necessarily happy that you got it

But I understand why you did because you saved me a bunch of my insurance a bunch of money

But get the water shut off. He goes, but I have a few questions. I go, what are they? He goes, how'd you get past my door?

I go, you never deadbolt. Yeah, the locksmith is like, yep. No deadbolt. He goes, okay, fine

So the deadbolt so the get through the door is easy. How'd you get past my dog?

I go

Dogs like me dude. I go, I just I just have that thing that you know, I don't you know, they just like me

And I and he's like, well that sucks because I really thought my house was secure. I go. Yeah, get a deadbolt

And so you put it so you definitely want a deadbolt whether it's a single swing door or double swing door

You want something in there to lock that door in now a lot of guys are saying that well if you put your strike plate in

So the deadbolt goes on the door the strike plate goes on the door fright, right? A lot of guys will sink a three inch screw through the strike plate

I'm not against it. I just don't know if I like it because if you're thinking of three inch screw through your strike plate

You're going through the door frame and you're going into the stud and that is the intended purpose

The problem is the door frame is made out of one kind of wood and your studs made out of a better kind of wood and

They will expand and contract differently, right?

I believe there would be an issue there, but I've never heard of there being an issue there

So maybe maybe try it and you don't that's up to you. But if you got a deadbolt

Medical probably is one of the better ones and probably is the best one out on the market because it's unpickable

Because it's it's just got pins going in like three or four different directions

So you would literally have to like spend some time to actually pick it. I don't think it was ever picked one

but

But no honestly just a good deadbolt is a is will protect your house now the important thing about a deadbolt is

What I call the bolt and that's when you turn the deadbolt it goes into your door frame

Yeah, now the reason it's important to have a good one is

I've had issues where the deadbolt was thrown and I still need to get in

So I get a little I get two little pry bars and my cordless saw saw

And I hit now this one I'm gonna I'm gonna make some arcs. I'm gonna do some damage

But I have to get in you guys you just pry that door and that frame a little bit apart drop your saw down that blade

It's all they're always cheap pop metal goes right through it

So you you really want something that's hard to and that's hard to bring this back to steel

Yeah, you got a check the steel types on your deadbolt exactly

So find that you do find that Japanese guy. I got the best that go out there. It's uncountable

I don't have a Japanese accent. So I really can't do that very well. I'm not gonna get the point that one might get his band

I love the Japanese people. I love Asia. I love everybody. I don't give a shit

No, so it's so you want to secure you secure your front door and yeah, they also make those locks where you can

Be saying you go if your door knob and go down an angle

I mean how you even if you were pinning somebody in a room. I mean what pinning somebody in a room? Oh, yeah

Yeah, we college you hit that reveal you said seven pennies in there. Yeah

So there's multiple ways of securing a door now the only issue I'm gonna tell you if you have health issues

You might not want to make your door impervious

Because the fire department may need to come in sometime and you want to at least allow them the ability to get in to save your ass

Right if you can't unlock the door for but I mean you got away the pros and cons with that with am I gonna die of a heart attack?

Or is am I gonna kick or is some illegal ember is what the 40 million you go?

I'm gonna kick my door in it might push it a weird agenda. Yeah, so I've heard that um

With respect to kicking the door in if you just get longer screws for your hinges

That'll actually help a lot. I died. I could be wrong. I don't know so that I mean

Sure, it will help but the reality is I mean the force of it

So it all depends on metal door wood door metal frame. Yeah, there's a lot who plays into that

And I even get posted on X some idiots some the police department like cutting the door like in like different directions

Like oh, we're getting in dumb asses. Just cut around the fucking lock and push the door right walk in ask for dinner

so

If someone wants in they're going to get in but yet the fire department's not gonna carry the tools necessary

Like solves up, but I guess they have other tools they could use

They have the what I call the master key and they just

It's a big old pry bar. It will get in yeah, but you also if you have to make a issue

You don't want to deal with an unlocked door while you're at the hospital

So yeah, so so you got a kind of balance that kind of service security

With based on if like I'm not elderly

And I don't think I'm gonna have a medical incident although I smoke and drink and bad food

So who knows got rolling the dice on that one

But yeah, so you want to kind of balance that out

if you're home you can secure it a little different than when you're away, but

There you know, there are people that are desperate and crime is up

So so I would say protect your house best when you're in the house

And find a way to protect it when you're not at home as well

You know, I happen to have a couple dogs and some it's a couple of tech cats

They love us and they're gonna protect us

Dogs and animals are good to especially with the dogs

The big dog is a beautiful playful dog. He will get he

He has stopped a few people friends of mine from coming to the door that were unaccompanied

With the crowd, but yeah, so please so you having dogs are actually not a bad thing

Because criminals will go to the house without a dog

So they're not bad to have it. They're fun to play with they really are hey

You got picked their poop up. So what are you gonna do?

And then you windows again a window could be you know, there was that video

I think I did the video I posted this was breaking through the window. Yeah, and it actually took him like multiple hits

Yeah, I don't want that guy's problem. He's a fancy nice with a glass breaker, right?

Right, but if you have one of those fancy nights on the other side, he sticks his head through

Very that thing deep right there you go. Oh problem solve is heads in you stab his head

It's not a crime in any state at that point

But know your state law as well when you can protect yourself and not because someone some states are sidewalk

Property you can kill some houses are some places are they have to be a threat at the door and some states

So they have to come in your house

So know how to protect yourself as well with that as well

When it comes to windows again breaking the window you really can't protect that unless you really want to get serious about home protection

It's all your glass with Lexon. Yeah, they're not coming through. Well, yeah, but isn't that?

Well, that's more insulated right or is it less?

Probably less because of thermal pain window whether it be a double-thorough pain or triple-thermal pain

You've got the gas in there. Yeah, but Lexon is a solid piece of okay

It's a type of plastic

Yeah, it's not like see glass because plexiglass will yellow where Lexon won't right

So you have what you know expect to pay higher heating and cooling costs, but I mean but expect to be protected

Well, yeah, but again, well, you know way the pros and cons but you also have windows the windows are you gonna be sliders or up and downers?

There's actually ticker curve a double-hung and sliders

Up and downers are probably the best which is described because you know

You can secure those as well

I choose to use just little brackets and with a little set screw and I put it where I want it and I can I can turn that set screw and

That also allows me to be open the window an inch or two if I want some fresh air coming through

So it kind of gets some flexibility and only what was that skinny guys from found Albert that really skinny dude? Oh

Jebber mouth Jebber Jebber Jebber Jebber

Only he could probably slip through there I guess I should have researched that too

But yeah, they just popped in my head at the end

But the reality is I mean you still want to be open your window a little bit because the fresh air because like I believe the hotels here in Vegas

Or this way as well as the city of Chicago if you had a high rise your window could only open four inches

Huh, and they said that a lot of that as well

It's so we can prop properly pressurize the building and yeah control the HVAC cause no it's not so you don't jump out the

Window we get some jumpers here in Vegas. Yeah, we never hits the news. Trust me. There's jumpers here

We've had jumpers in Chicago as well

Ironically quick little story is ah

Bad story not funny. Don't laugh. I worked in a 60-story building that was known for jumpers

At one point a lady hit the pool deck and about 30 seconds later a broomstick hit the pool deck

What when the cops investigate the husband he's like well, she was trying to clean the spider webs off the outside the window

Yeah

Well, why did gravity if you were testing gravity?

No matter what the weight of it falls at the same

Well, there are there's air resistance. Okay, so if you do a piece of paper

It's gonna be a broom but a rock you'd be the same and a brick I'm gonna fall the same way

Yeah, and a broomstick and a body gonna you mostly the same right

There's not gonna be a delay right broomstick

Wait, did I just say there was a murder?

They didn't charge the guy with murder. Ah, was he a city councilman or?

His last name daily. I'm sure he had an envelope ready to slide over to the place, but I mean, it's not funny, but you know that it's

At this building we had we dealt with death a lot. Yeah, so the way my staff dealt with it was we kind of made jokes about it

Yeah, just secure your house your own different options you can use based on what you how your house is set up

You know trim back your hedges

Megasyn not appealing to light everything up cameras and alarm systems. Yeah, they do help

I'm not necessarily a big fan of cameras and alarm systems although I do have them, but that's on my wife's side

Not mine. I like my dog and my

My steel I have stuff made of steel. That's not necessarily knives. Okay, and there's a little bit of brass and iron in there too

And lead you'll be out brass and lead man magnesium. Yeah, so it's just it means a really especially designed tool that I use quite a bit

So you have different options that you can use to protect your home

But you also want to touch it when you're not home as well

So lock up your house seal it tight. All right people. I think yeah, I don't know how long this one

This doesn't seem like a long one, but I think it was a good one though

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