The Canary in the Cage Episode 18 - Distilling, Mining Monero the easy way, and a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

Alright, you're with the Canary in the Cage podcast.

We are here on somewhat of a boring week, it looks like.

Yes, slow news week.

Maybe we should just skip.

Yeah, maybe we shouldn't even do a show.

I'm Ron Morgan, my co-host.

Dave Havlicek.

And guess what?

People, Dave has an announcement to make.

Yes, big announcement before we get started.

We are hosting the first ever and possibly annual, we'll see, harvest time Canary in

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That's true.

So the first person RSVP is going to get the Monero giveaway this week.

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First person RSVP.

All right.

So let's get into this show, I guess.

So Dave, I'm a little confused about the shooting on Saturday.

Yeah, why?

Well, so the director Cheeto, I call her Cheeto because I think that was her job before she

was the head of the Secret Service.

She was Trump?

No, no, no, no.

She guarded Cheetos.

Does Pepsi make Cheetos?

I have no idea.

She worked for Pepsi as a security guard.

Okay.

And a security or I don't know.

So she she guarded, I was going to say she guarded Cheetos.

Obviously qualified.

Yeah.

Well, she was guarding Mr. Cheeto on Saturday and did not do a good job at all.

So she made the comment that the slope of the roof, first of all, it was dangerous.

It was dangerous.

It's a fucking pitch of a roof.

Just get your damn terminology straight.

So we understand what's going on.

Yeah, it was too steep of a pitch to put a guy up there.

She said she was worried about an ocean violation.

Well, did you happen to notice the counter sniper team?

True, but my concern was, if she was worried about an ocean violation, wouldn't the FBI

get fined?

Well, they had an asset up there.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, I am going JFK on this guys.

Well, okay, so I'm not on board with that.

But it will be in the show.

But this is really fucked up.

It's very like on the first on the day of I was like, you can explain that with incompetence.

But the more info that comes out, like what the fuck?

And actually, before you go into your thing, I know I talked about this with you and some

of the other people in the libertarian group.

But I didn't talk about it on the show for a good reason and you're about to find out

when when I was at the libertarian convention and Trump spoke, I was thinking to myself,

I could fucking kill this guy.

If I know, no, no, he is joking.

We are not.

If I wanted to, okay, security here is so fucking bad that someone could easily do this.

And I mentioned it to Brandon Travis and a couple of like, and they were like, yeah,

because I would explain the details.

And like, you did not have a plan.

Did you?

No, no, no, okay.

I mean, so like, I'll give you an example.

They had metal detectors going in.

And then they did a pat down.

But they didn't check your ankles.

Oh, that's the Vegas search.

Yeah, we talked about that before.

Yeah, right.

That's the Vegas.

So guess what?

If you had 3d printed a polymer gun, and they didn't check your ankles, you just got a gun

through.

And another thing, I had a little vitamin capsule thing with me.

And they had you like empty your pockets before you went through the metal.

And you put everything on the desk and they just looked at it.

And they were supposed to go through purses and bags and all that.

And they were kind of like doing that.

But I noticed nobody looked inside my little vitamin thing.

So what could you have had in there?

Bullets, which would have set off the metal detector, which can now go in the polymer

gun that's in your ankle that they didn't check.

The other thing is, you could have gone the day before and heard Vivek speak in our vice

presidential candidates.

And there was no security at all.

So you could have just buried a gun under the toilet.

Like the guy did in the music show here in Vegas.

He snuck him before and buried a couple balls of vodka.

Now he wanted a different outcome.

But the security was just so, dude, there's so many fucked up stuff about that.

I bet you if you go back and look at the older Trump rallies, you'll notice that they don't

have snipers on every roof.

They have unguarded.

Like I guarantee you, and it was only a matter of time before someone figured this out.

Well he did have the C or D or E team.

Yes, that's another thing.

Because Dr. Joe Biden.

Look, I always say that.

Doctor.

She's a brain surgeon or whatever.

Maybe she can fix her husband.

She's actually not a doctor.

It is an honorary degree.

She had an event in Pittsburgh and she got the A team.

Right, right.

Well, she got the B team.

Trump normally gets the B team because he's a former president.

And then now she got the B team so he was demoted to the C team.

The Jack O'Harris, she had an event in Philadelphia as well.

So they split the C service that way too.

I did like the female, the D.I.

Hire or D.E.I.

Hire.

That was embarrassing.

Who could not even get her gun back in her holster.

She's like trying to shove the gun by her badge.

Like what is going on?

I did kind of feel like, well maybe I kind of like this because I like the idea of being

able to beat up a secret service agent.

Yeah, I can take it.

I can take it.

I actually got on the show after the libertarian thing that like some of these guys were out

of shape.

Remember that?

Yeah.

Like this is a chard.

That's now changed because now Kennedy's got a good team.

Why would Kennedy want it?

I know.

They're going to kill him.

It would be great if he could refuse it, you know.

But even Putin came out and said, that's why I picked my own security team.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Really?

But no, now they got, they're giving Trump the SWAT team.

No, dude, Trump should get private security.

He's a bully.

I probably should get private security.

I mean, there were some colossal fuck ups and then the problem is the news is flowing

like mud.

What is this?

You see the first reports?

Oh, what was that?

Oh God, loud noises at Trump rally.

Holy shit, the fucking media.

Trump fell down.

So what the fuck?

I was out and about on Saturday afternoon and I was driving.

My wife goes, yeah, some men for the Trump rally.

It sounded like there were some popping noises and the singer surfers overreacted.

What are you talking about?

So she's kind of scrolling through this and then she's like, yeah, there were some loud

noises and they got him off stage.

They kept saying different stuff and then it's like all of a sudden they're like, well,

when he ducked out, he had blood on his face.

I'm like, wait, what?

And I'm like, and then, you know, I got home and I started looking, I went off media and

went to the real sites.

This is one of them.

And I started realizing that holy shit, he was fucking shocked.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So like on the first day, we didn't have a whole lot of info and it seemed like, you

know, the kid just was like able to sneak through something and the counter snipers,

they got him right away, which is like, who knows what's with them?

Well, it was within three seconds.

He delayed and the reason he delayed is the state police were supposed to be on that roof.

But there's actually, so there's actually a couple of different things.

So I don't know that those specific counter snipers saw the kid.

We know somebody saw the kid.

Well, so actually there were there.

So the chief of police of that town did an interview today, which was right on the axis.

Oh, no, on Jesus Christ.

What's the thing they just banned?

The program I just like this is lost in my head.

I have no idea.

The Chinese owned social media network.

Ali.

Not Ali Baba.

That's the Amazon.

That's the thing they just.

Tick tock.

Yeah, tick tock.

Holy Jesus.

I'm so freaked out.

It was tick tock.

And the interviewer kept asking him questions that went on forever.

Yeah.

And she's like giving him the answer.

But basically what I don't like about the interview was he's like, well, yeah, people

reporting him up there.

So two of my officers couldn't find a ladder to get up there.

So one stood on the other one and pulled himself up and the guy pointed the gun at the officer.

So he jumped down.

Right.

But he won't say what time that happened.

Right.

30 seconds before the shooting or five minutes before the shooting.

This douche bag was walking around 26 minutes.

But again, he's not the shooter.

So why do we care?

I don't see.

I'm not gonna buy that.

We're getting there.

So no, first of all, hold on before we get to that.

So Secret Service is not allowed to shoot first.

No, that's actually misnomer.

That got corrected.

They can if they feel that the life of somebody is in jeopardy.

Well, yeah, okay.

They can shoot.

So from what I understand, the guys on the roof with the actual sniper rifles, they were

not in the full loop here.

Right.

So they might have seen him, but they weren't able to tell is this guy a friendlier or not.

So like they obviously would not shoot.

Right.

And they would say, Hey, go scope that out.

What's that guy doing there?

No, I'm not blaming those guys.

I mean, first of all, I mean, yeah, they don't because it wasn't all Secret Service.

There was state police there.

There was county and there was local police.

So I'm not blaming the guys.

The other thing is, right?

Like, okay, you're not allowed to shoot him.

Why is Trump on the stage?

You see a guy with a gun.

So 26 minutes passed from the time they, well, okay, first of all, three hours before the

event, this guy's walking around with a scope finder, right?

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Rangefinder.

And then he came back and for 26 minutes, he's walking around, you know, using the rangefinder.

Yeah.

And people are like, he's suspicious.

Yeah.

And they're like, well, you know, they were following him and they lost it.

So this is what I don't understand because it's like they, there's so much incompetence.

That's why they're having this is this is an inside job.

This was the Democrats going after him, even the timing of it, right before the convention.

Yeah.

They wanted to knock him out.

He had no VP pick yet.

Did you see that they that somebody shorted Trump's DJT stock, whatever it is?

Like, like a week before, like massive, like, you know, it's not like, we should really

look into that.

Yeah.

So it's not, it's not like it was part of a pattern, right?

This came out of nowhere.

I mean, this kid, you can't, okay.

First of all, I am JFK in this.

I am because one, this kid shot, I believe five rounds.

I'm going to get into that in a few minutes, too.

He shoots five rounds and they all, the four went wild.

Yeah.

Shot a guy up and I'm going to get into that in a second.

They went wild.

Shot a guy up like six, seven rows up, shot another guy somewhere else.

They never, they never showed us where the people, the guys shot were sitting.

I think they all went wild and then he shoots forward.

They went wild and the fifth one is an earhole shot.

Bullshit.

No, the first one was the ear shot.

No, no.

Or the second, we come in the second one.

Okay.

We obviously couldn't shoot though.

He's a horrible shooter.

But the dude, okay.

So that's a hard, that's not an easy shot.

Okay.

The distance is an easy shot.

No, no, no.

I couldn't make it.

But however, you got a moving target.

Okay.

Ish.

I mean, the head and there's wind.

There was wind.

Yeah.

But at 150 feet, the wind does not matter.

Yes, it does.

Because the velocity.

It's not a hundred feet.

It's 150 yards.

150 yards.

The wind absolutely matters.

No, not a, not a, that is, we'll have to, we'll have to disagree on that one.

Okay.

But it absolutely doesn't matter.

No, I've talked to enough people that are like the wind does not matter to around 250

yards.

That's when you calculate the wind because the velocity of the bullet will overcome

in the wind.

No, no.

That's, I'm sticking with that one.

Not a five.

I was 223 though.

What's the same?

Roughly the same thing.

Right.

Different motor of gunpowder.

Right.

Well, 556 has more.

Okay.

Well, that's the other one.

I don't even know if it was an AR.

15 or...

It wasn't AR 15.

The one thing I don't know is if it was, it could have been a 22LR.

And there the wind would definitely matter.

Okay.

22, that's different.

But if I heard 223, that's kind of what I'm going off of.

Right.

I'm pretty sure it's a 223 or 556 because a 22LR probably wouldn't be a good one.

I wouldn't have been able to kill the guy, the firefighter.

Right.

At that distance.

Well, and that's from, there's, I mean, how about, how about this?

Show me the stance, show me whether the person that was shot, there was three people shot?

Yeah.

Well, three plus Trump.

Four people.

Right.

So four people.

Show me where they were sitting.

That's, where they...

Well, I think, I think the guy who died was in front of Trump.

From what, no.

So, okay, I don't know this because I, they're not released it.

But what I saw was Trump was center stage and to his right on the second row after the

shooting started, dude stood up and was like pointing at a guy.

He goes, he's pointing to his head, like a head shot.

So I have to believe that guy was well up like six, seven rows.

Cause they won't tell us.

Yeah.

Show me the block because this is where the, the second shooter comes.

This is where the second shooter comes very important at because I want to know what his,

what his, because there are three areas the second shooter could have been.

There was a set of bulletin boards that were 300 yards away and it was, it was four bulletin

boards and a bulletin billboards stacked on top of each other.

So it was two, two here and two here and they were V shaped.

That would have been a great sniper's nest.

Okay.

Then there was, and that was at 270 yards.

Then at 500 yards, there was a gymnasium that's closed on Saturdays.

So that would have made a great shot because he had a great line of sight there.

And then the water tower, which...

We have video of the water tower and that, that was clean.

What do you mean?

There's video of the water tower.

It's clean.

No, it's not.

Yes it is.

Wait, do you see the video I got to show you?

Dude, I didn't know which video we were talking about.

It says potato quality with a, with a mirage.

Because nobody was, nobody was...

There's nobody on that, on that water tower in that video.

Okay.

Let's just jump to that right now.

I'm going to start doing the video.

I know you guys can't see it.

So check this out.

Tell me this is...

You know, first of all...

Yeah.

Yeah.

This is the video I've seen.

I've seen this video.

This could be a maintenance guy.

There's somebody there.

That's just a shadow.

Hold on.

No.

Like, really?

Yes.

There it is.

Hold on.

So what I'm showing Dave is redacted news.

Yeah.

They had a story came out today.

That is not a shadow because he disappears.

Shadows disappear.

Not, not in and out like this.

Numerous times.

Well, how, how quick does a sun move in your world?

Dude, it's not just the sun.

Like there's, there's wind and...

So then that's not, that's not a silhouette.

But wait, hold on.

This is zoomed in.

So it's horrible quality.

I get it.

That red arrow points to a, that is a, that's a human being.

I'm not saying it's a shooter.

No.

I'm saying it could be a maintenance guy or a painter.

It's an unperson.

It's just a shadow.

No way.

And gone.

It's gone.

Wait, where'd it go?

Coming back again.

Man, this is camera artifacts.

No.

Dude, yes it is.

Sorry, that video is bullshit.

Nope.

I don't, I discount the water tower initially because it's the wrong angle.

But you have, you have 10 witnesses that said fire came, shots came off that one.

They don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

I agree.

So there's 10 witnesses, but they're the ones who came out and said that.

But are we even hearing about that?

Why are they not telling us this?

Well, who's they?

I mean, like we can't, we can't even get the secret service to fucking talk to Congress.

Like holy shit, my orchid, they need to send the sergeant of arms and arrest that son of

a bitch immediately.

Yeah.

My orchid, so my orchid said the director Cheeto doesn't have to testify.

So that's the water tower location.

I don't like that angle.

Okay.

Yeah.

That's a weird angle for me because this is the roof the guy was on.

But if you come over here, I got to find the X in the street.

Ah, shit.

I was, I think I was going to go this deep into this, but so where are we at here?

We are, oh the X is right here.

So here is the gymnasium.

There's the, the bellboard are here with the big ice cream cone at.

Yeah.

I mean, like, okay, if there was a second shooter, why is Trump still alive?

Oh, sorry.

Here we go.

Because he turned his head.

I understand, but the second shooter would be able to take the shot unimpeded and just

keep shooting.

He, he, no, because he can't give me, I mean, a good sniper one shot, one and no.

Dude, if the mission is to kill somebody and you nick him in the ear, you keep shooting.

But he was nicked and went down.

So your job is done.

No, but he had, you were able to get off more than one shot before he went down.

Absolutely.

But then he gives his position away.

He gives away that second shooter.

He can't be a second, there can't be a second shooter.

No, that doesn't make any sense.

Of course there can.

No, why can't there be?

Because then the whole theory falls apart.

Then it's, you don't need a theory.

You just need them dead.

Then it's the government coverup.

I mean, he was dead.

It doesn't matter.

He was dead.

Okay.

He turned his head.

I mean, there's a slow motion video.

Yeah, I saw that.

Where they just nicked.

Yeah.

So it's, but he turned his head.

It was, it was, right.

So keep shooting.

But then you give your position away.

It doesn't matter.

Then, then people like B are going to go crazy because right now it's speculation.

It doesn't matter if he's dead, you win.

No, you can't have a second shooter.

Of course you can.

What are you talking about?

Because then it goes into a definitely, because right now it doesn't go in anything.

They just say, oh, they were two friends.

No, on the phone.

And by the way, like this kid, people are going nuts.

Like, oh, they got into his phone and he had no messages and no social media.

And what they do that phone was fucking white.

No, no, no.

Okay.

Hold on.

Hold on.

You need, you haven't been paying attention.

Oh, yes, I am.

You haven't been paying attention to the canary in the cage podcast because we talk about

how to track, how to cover your tracks, right?

How to talk encrypted, how to go on the dark web.

So you can't tell me that this is a big cover up when we're telling people how to cover

their own tracks.

So the FBI, if they watch our podcast, they know how to wipe the phone properly.

But if the kid watches our podcast, then he knows how to take care of himself.

Because they had, there was a computer expert on and he's like, I can recover data.

Well, this was going back to old hard drives before it went to SD cards.

I can recover data that was hard drivers on fire.

He goes, he's in the middle.

So he goes, he goes, the problem with this, with this situation, it was wiped from more

than likely his handler because it was wiped from a different, a different direction.

There's nothing on the cell phone.

There's no cloud stuff.

There's no nothing.

There's, there's no data on the cell phone anywhere.

There's no, there's no connections.

So what?

Well, by the way, the kid had two cell phones.

You know that?

He had one cell phone that he brought with him.

Okay.

And that's the one that they're saying has nothing on it.

And then he has on another cell phone at home.

But home.

Yeah.

Okay.

So, so it's very possibly an FBI handler gave him a phone.

I mean, I mean, you had two phones.

One was wiped completely clean.

I'm not traceable at all.

I have two phones.

And could I break it?

Well, I can't do it.

Can I hire somebody to break into those phones and get data off of there?

No.

Oh, I bet I could.

No, you couldn't.

Really?

Well, actually this one probably because it's an older, it's an iPhone 8, but modern iPhones,

you're not getting in there.

I don't know what he had, but it wasn't an iPhone.

But you're not getting in there because Apple refuses to give out the master password.

No, there is no master password.

Well, there, a couple of years ago, they were, Apple refused to do it.

So I had to assume there was one.

I could be wrong.

I mean, I don't know.

They refuse because they have no way to do it.

Okay.

But yeah, so they can break in the old iPhone 8, but like a 12.

What kind of phone do you have?

Huh?

What kind of phone?

See, I don't know.

They're not telling us that.

Oh, wait, there's no, oh, we don't know.

No, they're not telling us.

They're telling us that they have a phone, which are relatively easy to break into for

the FBI.

Right.

And they got no data off at all.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, if you're chatting on Signal, like we recommended that you do, and you use the

disappearing messages, then there wouldn't be any data to get.

True, but the Signal app would be on there though.

And they, they didn't say what app they found, but they said he did have encrypted messaging

apps.

Okay.

No, I've actually been doing a deep dive on this because we want it because of the

podcast.

And I want to be able to prove the second shooter because there's no way that douchebag

fired those, Trump in the air.

Of course he did.

No way.

But we'll see.

We'll let the news come out.

We won't know it.

We won't hear.

Yeah, she's going to keep coming out and it, it, every dude, it just keeps looking worse

and worse for this secret service.

Like what the fuck is wrong with you people?

So Dan Bongino today came out, he got a little preachy on his website today on his podcast,

and he brought, he brought up a point that I don't believe, but he claims that he had

heard and he has retired secret service.

So he has connections that the kid might have been there to do a mass shooting and just

saw the, the, cause Dan Bongino, there was no ladder, even though I'm pretty sure I saw

one of the video.

There was a ladder.

Yeah.

But he said he tried to buy one at home depot prior to showing up there and he couldn't do

it.

Did he not have the money?

No, no, he bought it.

He bought it.

No, they said it was denied.

I don't know.

I mean, maybe they had to put enough money on the credit card.

I am pretty sure he bought it.

He didn't get the ladder, but he didn't carry it though, cause there's no sign of him carrying

the ladder.

Um, but what do you think?

I don't know.

A ladder on a real off, on a real building, they all leave ladders propped up.

Well, so that's the other thing is why didn't that building have like security gates around

it or anything?

So that, do you know what that building was?

It was like some, that was the headquarters of the state police sniper team.

Oh, they were inside of it.

They were.

And this dude's stomping around on the roof like, Hey, you doing stupid?

Um, no, it's, there's just so, and if you look at them, they, they released the data

of their, of their area of protection.

Yeah.

And it looked like a Pac-Man.

Yeah.

It literally just removed, removed itself, removed that building from there.

I mean, I'm not a sniper.

I do shoot, um, by no means could I have made that shot or would I have attempted to make

that shot?

It's an easy shot.

Someone who knows what they're doing.

Where's the interviews with this guy at gun ranges?

They've done that before.

He went to the gun range the week before or the day before.

Okay.

So one time, well, the one time that we know, well, no, they, I mean, there's been other

shooters they interviewed like literally like the gun.

Well, I don't think they've gone out and checked all that shit.

Like they're still following up.

Really?

The FBI, okay.

That's what they should be doing.

They're just incompetent as the thing is.

Of course they are.

I, you know, there's, there's like one interview with a kid who's always nuts.

He was crazy.

Yeah.

And they're like, well, he was Republican.

No, he was Democrat.

And I'm like, well, he wasn't Republican because he was conservative.

Apparently his dad, his dad is a registered libertarian.

Did you know?

Oh, I did not.

I heard liberal, but his dad is a registered libertarian and his mom was a Democrat.

But I think you missed what I said, though.

If he was a conservative, he wouldn't have missed because we do practice.

Apparently like someone was saying he was just like, um, like just anti everything type

of person.

Like I hate everyone.

Yeah.

Well, they showed a picture, a video of him being bullied in school.

Yeah.

And somebody was messing around with his leg.

It was like, it looked like playful.

It looked like friends playing with each other.

I did worse stuff to my friends and we weren't bullying each other.

And I'm like, well, that's not really bullying.

That's maybe Gen Z.

That is bullying.

Yeah.

Well, I don't know.

Maybe you touched me.

I'm, I'm bullied now.

Yeah.

But that dude did not make those shots.

He, I can't believe he did.

There was mass incompetence.

Um, and what it's what Bongino was saying was he showed up there to do a mass shooting

and then he realized why do you remember to shoot trot one box of bullets?

But that's what, so it's, so that is confirmed.

He only had one box of bullets.

Oh, and by the way, uh, on the view, they were like, why didn't they call the cops when

he bought 50 bullets?

And I was thinking, I'm like, wait a minute, they're actually right because if you, because

if you go to the gun store and you only buy one box of bullets, that's pretty suspicious.

That's very suspicious.

Well, no, I believe it's in California now, which is weird.

There's a state now that has vending machines that sell bullets.

Yeah.

I think it was Oklahoma or Alabama.

One of those Southern states.

Yeah.

Okay.

So I, I, I thought it was California, but I guess not.

No way.

I know that's right.

Well, no, I mean, you look at California, you've got the Bay Area, you got Southern

California.

Yeah.

Rest of that shit is Kentucky.

They still got a bunch of redness.

They still got a bunch of state rules though.

Yeah.

So, yeah, no, I mean, I want to know, I mean, there's a lot of questions I have and they're

just, it's not coming out.

I don't think you're going to ever come out.

I mean, well, you know what I was thinking about, like going back to JFK, I wonder if,

if you look at events that JFK went to before Dallas, like would you find these glaring

security holes?

Well, no, and that's true.

And that's kind of why even with the Trump thing, I mean, let's go back to his rallies

he had prior to this.

I bet you they had glaring security.

I mean, to the LNC, like full holes.

I could, I could give you a fucking piece of paper a mile long.

Yeah.

I mean, maybe, I mean, it's speculation and I'm sure you were in the scope of a few people,

just you particular, not everybody else, just you.

I'm sure you had some crosshairs on you.

If not, they are complete failures.

I don't know.

I just, I'm glad he's not dead.

I'm glad he did not get shot.

I am a Trump fan at this point.

I mean, I have been since, uh, one of the, Oliver Chase.

But that's the thing I wanted to say.

The dude shoot, this guy shoots worse than Oliver Chase.

That's, that's true.

I know.

So Oliver Chase could have made that shot.

Well, so actually, um, Chase Oliver, Chase Oliver, whatever, you don't have two fucking

first names dumbass.

No, I have to give him some props because the other day he said he wants to end the

Fed.

So like he's never, well, no.

I said it prior to running for president though.

No.

Okay.

That's but, but that's one of my conditions to make me vote for him.

And I sent this on the show, right?

So he's, he's learning, right?

He's learning.

No, no, you're not learning as you go.

You need to go into that position with those views, but he's pandering.

We have to reward when they say something.

That's just pandering.

He's like, he Googled, what is the libertarian?

Oh shit.

I don't meet these qualifications.

Oh, I went in the Fed, in the Fed.

I don't care if he believes it or not, as long as the words getting out there.

That's what happens.

And that's true because he's not getting elected anyway.

So I guess, okay, I'll give you that one.

So Oliver Chase, Chase Oliver, Chase Oliver, whatever his name.

I block him out of my head.

People with two first names, you don't trust those people.

Never trust someone with two first names.

And vaxxed and Boosted.

Yeah.

He's completely off trusting him.

Yeah, I don't, I mean, I don't know.

I just, they, so there are, so what was it?

The speaker of the house was being interviewed and he's like, I'm demanding answers.

But yet he said nothing about my orcas saying, well, she's not going to testify.

Too bad.

He said nothing about that.

He's like, well, you know, we'll make her come in.

You will?

Okay.

Okay.

Because you, you, you, my orcas have been your, you've been his bitch for, I don't know,

since you took the speaker.

They said they were going to subpoena her.

So you never know.

Oh wait, but didn't they, who, who else do they subpoena?

They subpoenaed Mayorkas.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, did he show up?

No.

Oh, so he ignored the subpoena.

Right.

So he should have been.

Well, this one might get fired, this one might get him fired enough enough, fired up enough

to arrest people.

You never know.

They better get to, they better get to work and they better do a bunch of shit.

But speaking of shootings, um, Alec Baldwin, you see what happened there?

Yeah, he got released.

That was amazing, dude.

I like, I think the armorer is going to get released too.

Really?

Which, the her trial had the same problem, right?

So what happened was, it's called a Brady violation.

So whenever the state wants to prosecute you, they have to give your, you or your lawyers

all their evidence, right?

Like in the Trump case in New York, they turned over all the evidence.

Yes.

But they didn't.

Okay, but go ahead.

Sorry.

But so, so, um, I think it was day two of the trial and their, and their, uh, uh, a witness

is testifying and they're talking about some box, some box of ammo that they delivered,

whatever.

And the defense lawyers wait, wait a minute, we don't have any record of this.

What are you talking about?

So they put the trial in hold, like they, you know, do a sidebar or whatever.

And, uh, it turns out that the prosecution just didn't tell them about it.

So, so they got the whole case thrown out.

Uh, and, and this is the same, uh, with the armorer, right?

Because she had the same evidence that she was denied access to.

How about we check the prosecutor's bank account?

No, I mean, seriously, I mean, this shit, the cover-ups, this is getting out, this is

getting out of control.

I mean, I want to believe we live in a good world and a perfect country, but we don't.

Okay.

So if you're, if you're, this was in New Mexico, right?

Yeah.

So I don't know what they make in New Mexico, but to throw away your whole career, you're

going to need a pretty big fucking payday, right?

Like it's not like you're, you're at least making 200 grand, right?

Sure.

And, and you could also be a judge one day and, and you know, so like you're throwing

your career way to make a big fuck up like this.

Well how about the prosecutor in Georgia, the two in New York?

I mean the judge in New York.

Well, but they're not getting their shit thrown away.

They might now, they might now that shit's coming down.

Holy fuck.

I mean, I've already called that he's not a felon.

The documents case?

Oh, what happened there?

Dismissed.

Oh yeah, in Georgia.

No, no, no, Florida, Florida.

Oh, yeah, that was, that was, cause that's a, that's a conservative judge who was smart

and realized you planted evidence.

You're not, you know, that's not why I got dismissed.

No, you're not a proper prosecutor.

You weren't assigned by Congress.

So there's a lot going on there.

That one I get.

I mean, that one should have been thrown out.

Well, they're got the DC case too though.

Which one is this?

That's a J6 one.

Oh yeah.

They got nothing on this.

That's not going to, yeah, that's not going to go anywhere.

But it's a judge that hates Trump.

It's a judge who has came out and said.

Yeah, but like, at this point, like, this, I mean, it's like he's Teflon, Teflon Don.

There's no fucking way.

I mean, I don't understand how he's doing this myself.

Like he's dodging bullets for Christ's sake.

He literally dodged bullets.

No, but I mean, it's, it goes to show you, cause we've talked about this before.

I've been very vocal that they're trying to stop Trump no matter what.

So I've talked about this and they can't give him a court.

Every court case they went after was bullshit.

There was no, there was nothing there.

They were trying to make hay out of shit and they couldn't do it.

So everything, everything's been released and he will not be a convicted felon.

I guarantee it.

I started, I mean, like it started to look like they have to draw it out, especially

because of what we talked about last week, right?

Where like the requirements for evidence to be in the trial, which, but I, I, I'm waiting

for that.

What I said was if the judge files that judgment, he is going to be held accountable.

Civilians.

Yeah.

I don't buy that.

Well, we're now, now we're not going to find that because now he's going to go, well,

because of the Supreme Court ruling, I've got to draw, I've got to drop all charges.

But show me the judgment.

Show me that.

I can show you the judgment.

There is one thing that I'm starting to worry about.

I think they might have gotten to Trump.

Like, I think someone slipped him a message and said, next time we're not going to miss

because like, because he picked JD Vance.

No, okay.

We'll get into that.

It's exciting.

He's not as bad as I originally thought, but he's still,

Yeah.

I saw your post on X on that one.

Where's Vivek, man?

Come on.

No, no, no.

Vivek is, he's earmarked for like the, another position.

But he said, what's his name?

The guy from Golden Sachs.

Fuck.

I don't know.

What's his name?

But he wants him to be the Treasury Secretary.

Okay.

Like, what the fuck, dude?

Why would you do that?

Well, I would want to research the guy to see because there are some bankers.

He's a fucking like, he's a banker.

What are you talking about?

He's part of the swamp.

Well, we're going to have to wait and see what actually happens because JD Vance is a great pick.

I mean, you put a Marine and a hillbilly together and this is what you get out.

Not a fan.

Not a fan.

Oh, come on.

He comes from my area.

My family came from the same area his family came from.

Just not a fan.

Like he's too, he's way too conservative.

He's not, um, he's too, he's too into the wars.

No, he's not.

He's against Ukraine.

Like no funny view, right?

Israel?

Iran?

Well, no.

Okay.

All I know, he's talking about China, but he also said if we go to war, we're going to

strike first.

We're going to strike hard.

Yeah.

See, that's what the, that's what those deep state wants.

He's not, he's not assassination insurance.

Okay.

They want long wars is what the deep state wants.

But he's not assassination insurance.

Oh, I think he is.

There's no, they would much rather have advanced than Trump.

I don't know.

I mean, this guy, we'll see how this plays out.

But I mean, Ukraine funding would be gone.

Um, I don't even buy that.

Like, okay.

I think Trump would do that, but I don't think Vance would do it.

Oh, I think, I think he would.

He would, he would come in the light.

A marine and a hillbilly?

He would see the light.

No.

He would be so controllable.

Okay.

So, no, so, so you might be right.

And I'll tell you why.

I don't even know, um, um, Bill Hicks is the comedian, right?

Yeah.

He died in the nineties.

Yeah.

He had a joke and it was basically as every person comes into office, he gets called into

a dark, smoky room and shown a different version of the JFK assassination and goes, are you

going to listen to this or not?

So yeah, he might be intimidated, intimidated a bull that I don't know yet, but he's, but

I do like him.

I like his mambo.

So I'm not good with that.

No, I dig this guy.

Um, I was really high.

I watched his speech last night and I was happy.

I didn't know much about the guy because I never, I mean, I don't pay attention to Ohio

senators.

Yeah.

Um, but I dig him.

I do.

I think it was a good choice.

No.

Oh Jesus Christ.

We just covered a whole bunch of shit.

I expected that to take a lot longer than it did, but, uh, well, um, so Joe Biden has

out his COVID.

You know that?

Yeah.

I saw that.

He said he got it here in Vegas.

Yes.

We gave him a go.

And he was walking around in a restaurant with no mask on.

So yeah.

And that reference right there, right, right near me.

I, well, really?

Yeah.

But I think he's got another interview with Stephanopoulos.

God.

Um, but I, but I say, well, my 30 days is up.

So I was wrong.

He's still on the ticket.

He's still in the White House, but I think his days are numbered.

Even Pelosi now is like, he's got to go.

Schumer's like, he's got to go.

I think it was yesterday.

He said, uh, if I'm diagnosed with a medical condition, maybe I'll drop out.

Well, I think it was that one that would prevent me from running.

Yeah.

And we know COVID's just a cold.

So that would prevent him from running.

But COVID causes brain fog and, and COVID.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But wait, isn't he vaxed and boosted?

Yes.

How did he get COVID?

I don't know.

Well, that's really weird.

It's a different variant.

No, never, ever in the history of viruses has anybody ever gotten it twice.

This is a convenient way for him to drop out and not be really sick.

Right.

That's the COVID.

I have to warm COVID.

First of all, he is really sick.

Now we all know it.

I mean, the debate was, was a horrific event.

He messed it up.

But the thing was he's been that way for two years and the media's been covering for him.

Fuck you, Clooney.

You know, one week he's good.

One week he's bad.

Dude, you just, yeah, you're, you're, you're an Epstein Island visitor and they got you

on the other, on the Lolita Express and you're just doing what they say and fuck Jack Black.

I hope you never get a pain job again until McDonald's hires you and only makes you a

sweep and mop the floor.

He can't even work at Home Depot.

What's that?

You hear the Home Depot story?

No.

So there's this woman on Facebook saying she was sad that Trump was missed and then, but

at least we got his fans or something like that.

And she turned out to be a Home Depot worker and Libs of Tiktok pointed, pointed out that

they were out and got her fired.

There's some senators and some House representatives that need to be censured if not removed from

office.

Oh, for sure.

Yeah.

No, there's, there's been some, some really, some really, really bad comments made and

guys, it's real simple.

I don't care what political party you are.

I don't care if you're Joe Biden.

We're not shooting you.

We don't.

That's not, that's not our way of life anymore.

So suck it up people.

If you don't like Trump, just deal with it.

You know, I kind of wanted to go over like cancel culture because that's back in the,

back in the, in the zeitgeist here, but are we canceling Jack Black though?

Can we turn around?

He's already been canceled.

Well, I'll show you kicked him out.

They deported him.

Did you hear about that?

No, it was made in Australia.

Yeah, I know that lawmakers rushed to their back to their office and reported this son

of a bitch because he didn't make it though.

It was the other guy, but he laughed.

Well, yeah.

No.

So he, you know, in a situation like that, if you make a comment that you don't agree

with and there's a lot of them, I will make a statement that too far.

I don't agree with that because I don't want to be tied to your bullshit.

And as you know, I want to be tied to mine.

I'm just as bad.

It's just a different direction.

Don't get me wrong.

But that's why we do a podcast together because we are not, we think differently.

Well, no, but so like the whole cancel culture thing was really about like you are just minding

your own business and make you make this sign with your hands or I should have punched you

by the way.

You know, you know that, right?

But you looked.

Oh, you should punch me.

Holy shit.

I said that's enough.

But or you donated to Kyle Rittenhouse or oh, you were a kid with a MAGA hat and the guy

was beating a drum in your face.

Right.

Like all this shit or the kid at the football game, the chiefs game.

Yeah.

We're at the black and red paint.

That's cancel culture.

Right.

That's you didn't actually do anything, but we're going to swarm your workplace and pressure

them into firing on you and whatever.

Like if you go around saying I want people to be murdered, that's not cancel culture.

Right.

How is that fucking cancel culture?

You're a violent psychopath.

You shouldn't be working in customer service or anywhere.

Or breathing the same air that I breathe.

I mean, like all these libertarians and actually conservatives are saying this too.

They're like, oh, we can't do what they did.

Like it's not what they did.

Right.

No, and I agree that I actually agree that 100%.

This is this is a different situation.

They tried the government tried taking out a past president and a future president.

Regardless of the government or not, like you can't glorify murder.

It was a government.

Oh, dude, I am.

I know I.

So, so get back to Bongino.

No, he, uh, he's a very fact based guy.

And I dig that I dig what he does.

He will not say something unless he's got the evidence to prove it and he's good about

that.

Um, and if he says this is speculation, he will call that out first.

And so, so he's an honest guy.

He's, he, he's going a little bit on the crazy side right now because there's a lot of conspiracy

theories out, but I'm, but I'm sorry.

You know, I did, I'll never meet you.

I hope not.

But I don't know if you do.

I would be great, but I probably don't want to.

Uh, but, but the reality is it's our job to question everything.

We cannot ignore the water tower.

You're right.

Maybe it wasn't sure.

Maybe the sun was moving around the water tower like this and it gave the appearance,

even though the sun doesn't move like this.

It's the fucking phone resolution.

But whatever.

So the point is, is we need to call out, I want to know how many bullets the guy has.

I want to know what clip.

Yeah, we're in the shells.

There's no shells.

Right.

We need, we need all this information.

What did you see that the FBI was seeing on the roof?

Washing it down?

Like, what are you doing?

Oh, washing away evidence.

Uh, that's weird.

Um, but yeah, well, they didn't get the blood off.

I mean, they didn't want the blood being on the road.

Okay.

But they destroyed evidence and they should be held accountable for that.

They're Democrat rural and FBI does what they want.

So now it's just, I just think that, you know, yeah, Bongino is just like, no, we need to

only deal with the facts.

But again, I, I, I stick with this.

We need to call out the bullshit.

We need to go, no, this isn't sound right.

It could be this, it could be this, and we, I could be really far off.

I won't say we, I will say me.

I could be really far off.

But the reality is we need to get this out there.

So people start questioning as well.

We need to hold the FBI accountable because they're not going to tell us shit.

The secret service is not going to tell us shit, but we need to stay on them.

We need to just start throwing out shit until they have no choice, but to start discrediting

us because I'm going to tell you what, we're going to find out their lies when they try

to discredit stuff.

And that's how, that's how I judge a situation.

I don't judge the actual event.

Uh, I will judge the response.

Yeah.

And so the response is like, why would you ever say that?

That's not part of your analysis.

Because she was carton Cheetos before.

I mean, seriously.

I would never say something like that.

It doesn't make any sense.

Yeah.

I mean, she needs to be removed from office.

Yeah.

I'm not going to resign.

What the fuck?

You just had the biggest fail in your life.

Of course you need to resign.

The fuck stops with me.

Oh yeah.

I'm not going to.

Okay.

Yeah.

What the fuck?

What?

Oh Jesus Christ.

But do you know, did you see where she was this week?

She's at R&T.

Oh, she was at her office doing an investigation, helping out, trying to.

She was at the convention.

Oh, she was at the convention.

What happened at the convention?

Well, there was a guy with a knife that tried to stab someone and they shot him.

Oh, that was outside though.

That's Milwaukee.

Yeah.

But I mean, but she was there.

Maybe she was the shooter.

You know, I don't know.

No, she did get she, she was trying to outrun some senators and they're like, nope.

What about this?

What about this?

Now she should have been doing it.

She should have been investigating her.

She's been doing a fucking job.

She needs to be.

Well, she is.

She has been doing her job.

So the, the, the fat chick with the bond that can't control her gun that was hiding.

Yeah.

Is she, does she have a job?

Probably.

What?

But she was hiding when she should have been doing something.

Oh my God.

Oh, she's a woman.

I don't know if it was the same girl or not, but when, when, when Trump ducked down and

like the guys swarmed the stage, like the female service, service member was like behind

Trump crouching.

She was like, what are you doing?

She was, well, she was making herself small as possible to make her a target.

Oh wait.

No, she would have to be big to be a target.

I don't know.

But then that's the thing.

Trump never should have been on stage in the first place.

No, they should have, they should have shut it down.

Like there's a suspicious guy with a rifle.

Get the acid out of the way.

Out of the way.

So for 26 minutes, they knew there was a guy there with a rifle and a rangefinder.

And maybe, or maybe not a ladder.

And they still let Trump go and.

Yeah, it doesn't make any fucking sense.

And wait, hold on a second though.

So when he ducked down, you saw that little banner on the front, you know, the little

thing he ducked behind.

Yeah.

That's bulletproof.

Okay.

Um, they had an unprotected roof to his right at 150 yards.

Yeah.

Um, did you notice that, that, that bulletproof barrier was straight and never curved in?

Right.

Right.

Shouldn't have curved it.

What?

I mean, if it curved in, it could have maybe helped him.

But no, but that's the thing.

I mean, the reason I'm a conspiracy theorist is when shit doesn't make sense.

It needs to be called out.

Nothing that happened that day made sense.

Oh, no, there was one thing.

Trump was bashing Biden's immigration policy.

That makes fucking sense.

Nothing else does.

And we lost an American hero, fire chief.

Uh, you got, he was, I believe ex military.

Um, we're hearing nothing.

He was crouching over his family.

Yeah.

And he died and more than likely waited down his family and we're hearing nothing about

where the bullet came from.

Was this guy the shooter?

We want answers.

And we're not a big enough podcast yet.

God help you government.

If we ever get that big, God help us.

Cause I will do a live event in front of the fucking White House.

If we're on a Congress, I don't care.

We want answers.

We are the American people.

You work for us.

We are the drivers.

You are the car.

And we, we want to know what's going on.

And this is ridiculous.

And how do we know it's going to happen again?

It will happen again.

You can't, they can't let him win.

It's a little bit of an experience.

There's kind of having you.

I'm rubbing off on you.

No, it's not.

Yeah.

The, the Hilby in the room is rubbing off.

I don't, I don't think though, while they might succeed, I mean, you ever know, but

like, yeah, they can't let him win.

Like it's, I know I've been, that's been my own position.

Well, okay.

But your position is like, oh, they're these super, super secret evil geniuses and they

have these like 12th level 4D chess plans.

And like, I'm like, no, no, they just, they just can't let him win.

And they're going to do, they're going to throw everything at the wall and hope something

sticks.

And so far, nothing has stopped.

Oh yeah.

But if they had a fucking plan, maybe they would have got something done.

Oh, they had a plan.

It's just, they're in confidence.

They had no plan.

Oh, come on.

They had the guy in the water tower.

They had the dude on the roof.

If they called me up and said, Hey Dave, here's like $3 billion.

Can you give us a plan to get rid of Trump?

Absolutely not.

No way.

I will not do that.

I know I would have had that shit done for $3 billion.

Fuck.

I don't care if I'll sit through four more years of Joe Biden for $3 billion.

That's his opinion.

Not my.

He's right.

I wouldn't kill Trump.

I would just make him lose.

Why, why kill him?

Make it.

That makes him a martyr.

Make him lose.

Just make him lose.

I would absolutely do that for $3 billion.

Democrats, give me a call.

That is not a community-based podcast comment.

That is Dave's only flailing in the wind with no fucking plan.

I want Trump to live.

I want him to win.

I guarantee.

I guarantee he will survive.

Okay.

And no injury at all.

No injury, nothing.

Did you watch the speeches last night?

No, I didn't watch that shit.

You didn't watch JD Vance?

Nope.

So Trump brought up his granddaughter.

Yeah, I saw that.

I saw that.

She was amazing.

Yeah.

She's a, I mean, she's.

How old is she?

16 or 17.

16, okay.

You know, I mean, she's at that age to be in front of that crowd and the microphone.

She was amazing.

I literally, I actually rewatched it because I heard on the radio last night, I rewatched

it, you know, in the video and good for her.

Oh, speaking of her, her dad is Don Jr., by the way.

Okay.

I know you're probably not going to like this one, but I'm kind of hoping maybe one

of the deals worked out JD Vance is that in four years JD Vance, I remember president

and Don Jr.

Be his vice versa.

It was VP.

I want to see Don Jr.

Come in politics.

I've never been a fan of his.

They didn't know much about him, but ever since I don't even think during Trump's presidency,

he was, he was out and about, but he was, you know, no, this, this dude is on fire.

See, I don't, like, I don't think we want to go down that route because like that's a

whole other dynasty, right?

Like no one's cushions.

Yeah.

But I mean, in all honesty, I mean, whatever people think are Trump, I mean, we all have

to agree and you probably won't, but that's okay.

Trump has the best intentions of the country of mind.

It's, you know, he cares about other people.

I mean, I think he's got an ego and he's feeding his ego.

I don't, I don't discount that.

The problem is like he, he doesn't, like even if he intends that, like he's, he's just not

smart enough to know which of his policies are good and which are bad.

And like he's not going to listen to reason.

But what president?

No, that's why I disagree with you.

JD Vance, I'm surprised you haven't brought this up yet.

JD Vance was a anti-Trump sir.

Yeah, I know that.

Yeah.

So, so just the fact that Trump picked him, I know they, they kissed him made up or whatever.

See, that's another fake.

I think that's fake.

JD Vance is faking it.

This was done in like 2016 and 2017.

Okay.

Still fake.

He faked the whole thing.

Okay.

So you, you call me and you come out against me.

I'm going to, I'm going to have the elections stolen from me in 2020 and in 2024.

I'm going to pick you up.

Get the fuck out of here.

What kind of plan, what kind of plan was that?

I mean, I mean, that's the, that's the long con right there.

Like playing this shit out.

I'm sorry.

He's just, he's a slimy snake.

He's saying what he needs to say to get into power.

I mean, and like Trump's falling.

I don't, I don't get why like Trump hasn't learned a thing.

He is, dude, he is not establishment.

He's not, he's not a rhino.

I'm pretty sure he is.

He's got a Liberty score of 93.

Matt Mance has a 90, a score of 96 and Rand Paul's a 90, a Liberty score of 100.

From who?

The Liberty score.

There's a rating of Liberty scores.

Yeah, but from who?

Who's making these scores?

I didn't score anyone.

What's the conservative website that rates conservative websites?

So what the fuck would they know about Liberty?

Oh, really?

Oh, like he hates abortion.

He's really Liberty.

You know what?

They got Rand Paul at 100.

So I'm good.

Okay, but man.

You know, I mean, I actually don't know who runs the Liberty website.

I'm so misconservative, but they, but they do both sides.

And there's a lot of Republicans out there that got under 50%.

And so, so I mean, when I look at the Liberty scores, I go, okay, I kind of, I go along with

what you're saying.

You put Rand Paul at 100, I'm already in.

I'm in because you're not lying.

You're not manipulating.

Rand Paul is an amazing guy.

I'd like to see him as president, but no one's ever gonna put a Rand Paul as president.

Right.

That should have been Trump's VP pick, but that was probably not accepted.

Probably not.

But I, because he should be a future president.

But what are you going to do?

Maybe when I run for president, I'll have Rand Paul as, oh no, no, I'm, I'm, I'm working

on it.

I mean, after Chase Oliver, I mean, it's gonna be easy for me to get the libertarian nomination.

Right?

Okay.

You guys picked an idiot now pick somebody who's less of an idiot.

I'm still an idiot, but just less.

I don't know.

But no, I, I, I just hope this works out and Trump gets in.

And I hope that motherfucker comes in with a slight hammer.

Just swinging.

I don't know, man.

Like the whole, God, I can't remember the guy's fucking name.

Goldman Sachs.

Well, yeah, I would want to see some of his history.

What has he done?

You know, I mean, he may not be a banker, so he's already on my shortlist.

Yeah.

I mean, like, like, oh my God, just transfer your secretary.

Like you got it.

That's where you're.

So Trump promised a libertarian cabinet.

Right?

That's the most important part.

That would be a good libertarian pick.

But I mean, keep in mind, Trump could be saying stuff just to get down the road to the election.

Yeah, I don't know.

Let's see who actually picks.

Trump's not a dumb guy.

He's a smart guy.

I don't think he's that smart.

He's a bit of a thug, but I like the thug.

I don't think he's that smart.

I think he's good at deal making.

Like he, like he's a, I mean, he's brilliant at deal making.

Look at him that.

Like he can sit down with Putin and Kim Jong-un and fucking like they're sucking his toes

for some reason.

So somebody in the speech last night was driving, so I didn't get a chance to see who said it.

But he said at the speech that they are in C and he said, he said, Trump had told Putin

that if you do this, I'm going to take the roofs off the Kremlin.

Now if that actually happened, that's badass.

Oh, wait, something else that, oh my God, if I was like Trump's advisor, it would have

been horrible.

It would have been tough, but I would have made him do it.

So he gets shot on stage.

He goes down.

He goes to the hospital.

He's got a, he's got, his ear got shot.

So he was shot, face shot, head shot, have you on call.

But there was something else going on that night and that was a UFC event.

Yeah.

It was in Denver.

So Dana White wasn't there.

But if that son of a bitch would have showed up, he didn't go.

No, he didn't go.

It was Dana White.

Well, they said he was going to, oh, Dana White.

Dana White said, because I'm not there, so Trump won't show up.

Oh, okay.

Because he only showed up to Vint Seymour.

Yeah.

But if he would have redirected his flight, give me the fucking Denver now.

Right.

And he marched into that stadium.

Oh, yeah.

That, that roof would have came off of that place.

Oh yeah, absolutely.

And he would have been the biggest badass ever.

I think he was anyway.

No, I know.

But, but add that to another level.

Hey, I was just shot in the fucking head.

Yeah.

And I'm here.

I'm here to fight for you guys.

Oh, what do you think about that?

They're, they're trying to ban that picture.

Wait.

Well, I just, we've been banned.

The picture of the American flag, the service of him like, they want that picture removed.

Who's they?

What are you talking about?

The Democrats and the media.

Well, you can't.

Eat on, no, no, they're, they're, dude, they have scrubbed a bunch of shit off the internet.

You can't scrub, like it's everywhere.

Right.

But they're trying to like downplay the, they're, they're, no, look, you don't must

it.

Hashtag, hashtag, hashtag.

I saw that, yeah.

Also hashtag Trump 2024.

What does that do?

Oh, check this out.

Is that an American flag?

I can't tell.

It's an American flag.

So I'm dropping down the whole screen.

What?

Oh, you have to type it.

I'm not going to, I'm not going to hit enter.

Well, it's hashtag Trump 2024.

So, so, uh, look at Elon Musk's possibly Easter eggs.

Is that the proper term?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That sounds right.

With some, some hashtags.

So if you click on them, it brings up one, brings up the picture of him in the American

flag saying fight, fight.

The other one just drops American flags down the screen.

So, uh, yeah.

So Elon Musk is, is, uh, is, I dig him, man.

I dig him too.

And he's in a fight with Newsom right now.

It's leaving, leaving California.

He's pulling everything out of California.

I didn't get a chance to find out how much California is going to lose from this, but

they're going to lose a shit ton.

And some dumbass in San Francisco was, was saying how it's a good thing.

Oh, this is good.

Like, no, no, a good thing for California.

Okay.

Okay.

I mean, if you want homelessness and crime and rampant, whatever, that is a good thing.

Um, I'd like to find that guy in about a year and ask him again.

Exactly what I posted.

I posted that exact thing.

I said five years, but yeah.

Okay.

No, no, it's not good.

Well, okay.

So, so let's go into that conversation, I guess.

So do you, do you agree Biden is off the ticket?

Oh, no, I don't know if he's off the ticket, but he can't win.

There's no way you can win.

Okay.

I mean, now Schumer Schumer's in it, closes in it.

Yeah.

They need someone who reprises him.

Like they don't have anybody.

Well that's the thing.

I mean, Harris could follow that.

Well, she has to stay on the ticket.

She pulls worse than Trump than Biden does.

I want to see a debate with either her and Trump or her and Vance.

Yeah.

They will destroy.

She's never ran for political office outside of California.

Right.

She could, she tried running for president.

Yeah.

And she pulled up before the Iowa caucus.

Yeah.

So technically she didn't even have primary votes.

I think she got some votes, but she was already off.

I want to see her debate.

Come on, Harris, get out there.

They were saying, so like her fans, I don't know, like her five fans or whoever, they

were saying they can't wait to see her debate because she's going to steamroll JD Van.

I'm like, what the fuck?

And so the best, the top reply was, oh yeah, post her favorite speech.

Wait, wait, it was, I know the date on this one.

No, wait, no, that wasn't her.

Or post your favorite speech of hers.

Could she be on her knees when she gave it?

I mean, that's how she, no, I mean, that's fair.

I mean, that's how she got into politics.

She can't do that in the debate though.

Oh, she can suck somebody off her in the debate.

Yeah, I don't want to watch that.

I'm not going to watch.

I want to tune out.

Oh, I would probably watch.

I remember that in that thing, but I don't want to see her.

But I mean, that, but that's how she got into politics.

Well, yeah.

Okay.

We're on a weird road.

So, so, so, okay.

So let's just say hypothetically, Joe Biden's done in the next week or two.

Okay.

What happened?

So here it stays on the ticket, but we don't know what position.

What do you think happens?

I mean, they're going to lose.

It doesn't matter.

They're going to lose.

They got to do something that makes them think they're going to win.

So they move here, something, the president, keeper, VP.

I don't have no idea.

Oh, it's just, I mean, I'm trying to put myself in their position, right?

I know.

And like, what would I do?

I'm like, see you in four years.

Like flag.

Yeah.

We're done.

We can see the Trump.

Right.

You just can see it right now.

Right.

Because it's the most embarrassing thing.

Keep the donation money for the next race.

Okay.

So this was also, so you know Russell Brand?

Yeah.

The brand or brant?

Brand.

Brand.

With a D. Okay.

So he was interviewing Rudy Giuliani today.

Okay.

And it actually was a really good interview.

Really, Rudy Giuliani, I actually like him too.

So I, you know, whatever he did in New York.

I mean, whatever.

I mean, he cleaned it up, but I mean, some of the smut shops should have stayed, I guess.

I mean, people have a right to smut.

And he should have locked the homeless people in a big warehouse for four years at a very

term.

But overall, I think he's a good guy.

He's a good lawyer.

He was like, he goes, I got the evidence that Pennsylvania cheated and it was enough to

overturn the election.

Georgia cheated and it was enough to overturn the election.

I got proof that Michigan cheated.

Because, but I haven't, I haven't quite got enough to say that it would have overturned

the election results and that he goes, if everyone's to see them, I'll show them to

him.

He's like, the judges won't see him.

He goes, the judges should shoot us down.

So we, so I've always said they, I said they cheated that night because historically speaking,

what happened that night had never happened before.

There's too many anomalies in there.

But they're going to cheat again.

Oh, actually, they have to.

No, she is just a part of the plan.

I believe it was Pennsylvania.

No, no, no, it was, it might be.

So one of the places that have lost a bunch of ballots, they had a machine printing out

ballots.

And they said the reason they had to lose those ballots because it was obviously it

was printed by machine.

And it was one of the, it was those ballots that went Joe Biden, no down ticket.

I mean, who votes for the president?

No down.

Right.

Right.

So they're going to cheat.

So, I mean, so they're going to cheat.

So, so how do they cheat now?

I mean, what is their plan?

I mean, like they're, they always have that going on.

But like, how are you going to, so that's why I made the prediction earlier in the year

that Joe Biden wins by 440 million votes.

Right.

Because they don't care how many people actually live in the country.

It doesn't matter to them.

They're going to cheat and you're going to do nothing about it.

So they got the, they got the, the ballots from the legal aliens or legal immigrants,

whatever.

You know, some say it's 10 million, some say it's 15.

I say it's 40, whatever.

But so they're going to use those.

But if 30% or 40% of black vote goes to Trump, that's not going to be enough.

Dude, he might win the black vote.

Like this is absurd.

No, I love it.

I love it.

After the, yeah, after that failed attempt.

So not only is Trump, you're going to lock him up.

Now they're shooting at his ass.

Right.

And they're like, yep, he's our man.

I know.

Good for you guys, man.

I'm glad you're probably seeing the light and getting away from, because I mean, the

given crap party has abused the gay people, has abused any minority.

Women blacks, they just abuse them.

They only pull them out, shine them up when they need to talk about the media with them

and go, Hey, we support this.

They never have done anything for those communities.

Well, so I think to be fair, like Republicans have been worse to them historically.

They said all these groups.

Well, no, how?

Well, gay people, I mean, you already know the answer to that.

There's a huge gay Republican.

Yeah, but Republicans remember gay marriage.

You can't have that.

You can't have gay marriage.

See, that's why.

Yeah.

In some states, like being gay was literally illegal.

But you do know about the Long Cabin Republicans.

Yeah, don't you?

You know why the common...

Yeah, he already went to this.

They said on the podcast, he said the bar went and struck.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he went on the podcast.

All right, whatever.

They were born in the Long Cabin League.

They remember when they was gay.

Look it up.

It's true.

Sorry.

No, but the point is like, so like you have these groups of people and everyone was kind

of like, fuck you.

We don't give a fuck about you.

And then the Democrats realized around the late fifties or in sixties, like, oh, we can

pander to these people.

We can just lie to them, right?

They have no home, no political home.

We can just lie to them and say we're going to do something for them and vote for us and

fucking work, right?

Every single group.

It works for a while.

But the Republicans, why didn't you figure this shit out?

Well, Vikram Srimy did.

His speech last night was to all people and he was very clear of that.

This is for all different races, sex.

He goes, he explained the Republican Party.

He's like, we want, we will embrace you.

And they actually had the head of the, head of one of the big unions at the RNC.

Yeah.

And they said they asked him, he accepted.

So the unions are slowly starting to turn.

Hey, hey, call Larry, you can hear Vegas.

You're going to do it, man.

Come on.

We're waiting for you.

Well, they also had like the opening prayer was done by a Sikh woman, right?

Oh, okay.

And then they had, I think it was used as a porn star.

They had a porn star speaker.

I don't have a porn star or only fans or something like that.

But every, you know, you had these people that were upset.

Like, oh, we're, we're traditional conservative Christians.

You can't have these people.

And everyone's like, dude, shut, like, why are you pushing away voters?

Shut the fuck up.

Right?

You can be Christian all the fuck you want on your own personal time.

That's not what politics is about.

You seen JD Vance's wife?

Yeah, she's a Hindu.

Yeah.

But they're going to deport her.

Do you know that?

They can't.

Project 2025.

Oh yeah.

Project 2025.

A New Hampshire, uh, congresswoman, I think said, like if they win project 2025, they're

going to deport her.

She was born in San Diego.

She's a fucking citizen, natural born.

It is.

Is anybody following this project 2025 thing?

I don't do it.

It's not, I mean, people are, it's online and people are talking, but no one's taking

it serious.

No, it's a joke.

It's a stupid joke.

It's a smear campaign.

It's ridiculous.

But even come on, your hair is talking about it.

See that, that's the problem is she's an idiot.

Well, yeah.

Um, and if you don't like to call you an idiot, I know you're not listening, but maybe this

might get to you.

Um, I'll debate your ass and I suck.

I'm a good debater.

I know, but not politics, but, uh, I challenge you to make calling you out.

Come on.

This chair right here.

Come on.

You get all three of our listeners.

I put, but they're loyal listeners.

Oh man.

If you can embarrass me, you dumbass, cackling, weird, laughing, dumbass saying, you know,

I mean, she, the only reason she's different than Biden, because they both make dumb statements.

You can actually understand hers.

Oh, until she talks black.

Have you heard her talking black?

No, very often.

What's like, how do we clean with the hot sauce?

Yeah.

She was talking black the other day.

I don't think she's even black.

I think she's had, she's half black, half Indian.

It is a lot in that mix, which is fine.

I mean, that's what America is.

We're all months.

Um, was that line from Bill Murray and, uh, in stripes?

He's like, we're Americans.

We're all mutts.

Feel out noses.

It's cold.

Apparently mutts have cold noses.

But, uh, but yeah, you're, uh, oh God.

No, I do want her to run.

Actually, I want Joe Biden should stay on the ticket because he was the one elected to fill

that seat.

Sorry.

I mean, the elections, the primaries just ended.

They literally just 25th of Memonium, then, then you know, no, no, no, then that's bullshit.

Then that's, that's, uh, a vote of manipulation.

Because that's all known at the time.

No, he was voted on by the Democrats in this country.

It doesn't matter.

It has to be on that ballot.

No, he doesn't.

I know.

If you read, it should be.

No, because there's always, there's always things that can happen.

So like if Trump got shot in the head and then he's brain dead, you have to replace him.

But that's different though.

So the primaries pretty much started in, like slowly started in January, picked up in March.

I believe they all ended in June.

So in a six month window, just last month it ended.

They all voted, they all voted Biden in.

I understand that.

But like, you always have to have a contingency.

Did he make a drastic turn in the last 30 days?

It doesn't matter.

No, they always have to be a contingency.

You just have to be.

Nope.

Nope.

He didn't change.

Of course there does.

Nothing changed.

That doesn't matter.

Keep that bumbling, stumbling old man on the ballot.

You can't write that in the law.

But if you are going to remove him, do it, but put Kamala Harris in the same spot.

Because I seriously want to see Trump go after her.

And I want to see the old, I want to see the 2016 Trump debate her.

Yeah.

You can't, you can't be quiet with her.

Wait, does he have a nickname for her yet?

Cackling Kamala, maybe?

Is that what it is?

Well, that's what I would pick.

Okay.

Actually, what's funny is Trump picked up gruesome Newsom, but he got that from Jules

from the Litterbox podcast.

She, because she lives in LA, she lives in Hollywood actually.

And she's very outspoken against gruesome Newsom.

And that's what she calls him and Trump picked it up.

But then again, Cat Turn has now become friends with Trump.

So maybe that's where, where he got it from.

And then he stole it.

I mean, I'm sure she willingly gave it to him because it's funny because he is gruesome

Newsom.

Jesus.

All right.

Well, I think we're pretty much at our time for our banter of political ridiculousness.

You got your thing?

Yes, I do.

All right.

So I want to get into more detail about Monero mining.

So on the Monero show, I know we talked about the fact that Monero is pretty much unique

among crypto in that it's designed to be mined on consumer grade hardware.

So just your regular PC, laptop, whatever.

So there's a, there's a nice app and we actually talked about it for like five seconds on the

original show.

Okay.

It's called Gupaxx.

And what Gupaxx does is it's basically a one click turnkey solution to get you up mining

Monero.

Okay.

So what you would want to do is the more powerful your PC is, the more you're going to mine.

Okay.

Okay.

So you put it in your PC, put it in the corner somewhere and then load Gupaxx.

And what that's going to do is it's going to download the Monero node and it's going

to set it up for you.

And then that's going to download the whole blockchain, which is I think for 500, 600

gigs about right now.

Okay.

So it's perfectly reasonable on a normal hard drive size.

So it's going to do that for you.

Once that's done, it's going to download, it's called P2Pool.

So one thing people do when mining crypto is they join a pool.

Okay.

So a pool is we mine together and then we share the rewards based on our proportion.

But in a traditional pool, it's one guy running it and then he decides how to dole out the

rewards.

So he could cheat.

Yeah, I was going to say that seems sketchy.

But with traditional crypto, you don't have a choice.

So you can either mine by yourself and hope to get lucky, which is like playing the lottery

essentially, or you can join a pool and trust the guy running the pool.

So P2Pool is actually software where you don't have to trust anybody.

So like you have a pool of miners and when that pool gets a reward, the reward is automatically

chopped up amongst everyone else and it's done in a way where you don't have to trust

anybody.

And I don't understand the math.

I can't explain it to you.

But I'm on it.

So it works great.

And you know, there's no downside.

So Gupaxx, after your nodes are up, it'll set up P2Pool for you.

Okay.

And then the next thing it'll do is it'll join a raffle.

So we talked about the raffle a little bit on the show, but I want to get more detailed.

So there's a community member who goes by XMRVSBeast and he must be super rich or something

because I think he owns a server farm.

Well, his name is Beast.

So I mean, okay.

I think he owns a server farm and like he just mines loads of Monero.

That's all he does.

And I'm pretty sure that's his living.

Really?

As far as I know, I mean, like he's a secretive guy.

He doesn't really talk about his personal life.

Okay, fair enough.

But so he runs a raffle and every hour he picks a different person to give some of his hash

rate to.

Okay.

And when you win, like you get a lot more reward, like a shitload of more rewards.

Oh, okay.

So what this Gupaxx does is it automatically enrolls you in the raffle.

And so the way the raffle works is just by default.

If all you do is join, you get essentially one ticket.

Okay.

And then you can also donate some of your hash rate back to the raffle.

Okay.

And the more you donate, the more tickets you get, essentially.

Interesting.

So Gupaxx will figure out how much hash rate you can donate and still have a reasonable

rate for yourself.

And it'll donate that maximum to maximize your raffle rewards.

So you know, I'll have the link on the, it actually looks already on the website.

Okay.

No, that's cool.

I like that.

Again, so it's all one click though.

Sorry.

Like you don't got to know how to set shit up.

Like on my box, I set it all manually.

So I could figure it out.

So you could figure it out.

Right.

So if you wanted to buy a nice beefy desktop box, you could just load Gupaxx, click go,

and then boom, you're mining Monero.

Woo!

So yeah, everyone should go out there and get it.

Join the raffle.

It's a strictly plus EV raffle.

So whatever you donate to the raffle, you will always get back more every time you win.

Okay.

So it's literally impossible to lose doing this.

I actually wrote some code for it that determines estimated yearly rewards.

Okay.

So people that donated my level can get an extra seven Monero per year.

And there's higher levels where you can get like 150 Monero per year.

Geez.

Yeah, it's a lot.

So it's well worth it.

So one Monero equivalent to a US dollar, right?

One Monero is about like 160 right now.

Okay.

Yeah.

So if you got 150 extra Monero every year, that's a lot of money.

Yeah.

I mean, what else do I want to say?

Yeah.

I mean, any other questions?

No.

I mean, it's, it's confusing for me and I'm sure that some of the listeners understand

a lot better than I do because we're on the dark web.

But yeah, no, but I am learning a lot and I do, I'm not really ready to make that leap

into crypto yet because I mean, I'm a doomsdayer and I can't get my shit off the computer.

There's no power.

Even though I got my generators.

We'll have power.

I don't know.

It's okay.

So do you, what do you think?

Okay.

You doubt I don't want to, you have any other questions.

Yeah.

So I wasn't going to talk about this because I actually didn't think about it until now.

What do you think the October surprise is going to be?

October surprise?

Every election is always in October.

Last time in 2020, it was Hunter Biden's laptop.

Yeah.

So what do you think it's going to be this time?

I have no idea.

I mean, on the Democrats side, I think it's going to be war, war somewhere.

I could be war here in the country with the U.N. Army that came across our border or it

could be with Russia, China or both of them and Iran.

But that's,

Reichstag fire?

Who?

Reichstag fire?

Oh, well, was that?

You ever heard of the Reichstag fire?

No.

That's how Hitler came to power.

Ah, so like they, they set fire to the Reichstag, which was their Congress essentially.

And it happened in the middle of the night.

No one knows who did it.

They blamed it on communists, which I don't know if communists did it or not.

No one knows.

Um, but like that's how they consolidated power and, and Hitler took over.

Yeah.

No, I mean, it just kind of goes with the whole Ukraine thing because they're in war.

Zelensky, oh, I can't have an election because there's a war going on.

I have a feeling we're going to be doing something like that.

Yeah.

I don't know if that'll fly here.

I mean, what are you going to do?

Just ignore what Joe Biden says.

No, you call it martial law.

Huh?

Martial law.

Who's going to obey that?

The cops have to enforce martial law.

No, they don't.

They're not going to obey.

They're not going to obey in the cities, but they're not going to obey everywhere.

No, they won't.

The sheriff's will not.

And I, and I agree with that.

Um, but if the voting, if there's no place to go to vote, what are you going to go to

vote?

You know, right?

Why have you sent me a mail in the mail?

I didn't just mail it back.

Oh, that's diabolical.

We got them.

I think we got them.

That's what we do.

Everybody do that.

All right.

So actually what I want to talk about this week is, um, I think I talked about a little

bit last week is distilling.

Yes.

I posted a, uh, an article that Texas is trying to, uh, the, uh, seven, there's not trying

to, they, they won the court, they won the court case.

Right.

But has it been officially legal now to distill in Texas?

Everywhere.

So if there's a federal court, okay, that's still not really got mainstream yet.

So I am kind of watching out for that, but currently there are seven states that allow,

um, distilling.

Okay.

I actually, I didn't know that until I started researching this because I'm more of a distiller

not really caring about the, uh, the legality of it.

Cause I may not break the law or anything, but, uh, what happens in my house, my business,

not the governments.

Um, do you know why moonshine is, is what's new between moonshine and whiskey?

Um, well, this is moonshine made from potatoes and then it's just pure alcohol.

Essentially.

Don't listen to Dave.

I don't drink.

No, I know.

Um, no, actually it's real simple.

Uh, you pay taxes on spirits.

You don't pay taxes on moonshine.

Okay.

That's the main difference.

Well, I've seen moonshine in bars.

I assume they pay taxes on that.

Um, that's, that's, um, that's been more recent event and that's just more of marketing

because everyone wants moonshine.

Yeah.

But real moonshine has made it, you know, you mean, I don't want to say in the hills

of Kentucky or West Virginia, it's making your house, it's making your backyard.

Um, but the government has no control over it.

Um, I'm not advocating anybody start distilling unless you live in a state that allows it.

Um, I think it was, uh, Alaska, Arkansas.

Well, I need to see that in writing before, but the reality is if you make it, don't sell

it because that's when the government will come after you if they find out.

Um, so, but, but liquor is one of the great things of distilling.

It really is.

It's fun.

Um, I don't want to tell you how to distill because I want you to find out on your own

because it would be a, maybe we will at some point hold a class on how to do it.

Um, but it's not legal in Nevada.

Oh, they owe Arizona.

Was it maybe we're doing it outside in Arizona?

Can you still Arizona?

Um, I'm pretty sure it's legal now everywhere.

Well, the reality is, is I'm not an expert in distilling.

I can distill, but there's some, you know, there's videos online that will help you.

There's classes you can take.

So get into it, look into it.

I mean, alcohol is the number one reason people distill, but there really is a better

reasons to do it.

You can distill your water.

Uh, we need to store your water.

It takes 95% of the impurities out.

Yeah.

You can distill anything.

I think that that's liquid.

You can distill honey.

I never knew that until I started doing this.

You would use it in like a mead or a cider, huh?

Um, which I actually, I will be doing in a very, very near future because I didn't,

because I have a huge advocate of honey and maybe that can be your gift for the, but now

the problem with the selling honey is you will lose the, the, so values of honey.

Yes.

Uh, as soon as you go above 180, as soon as honey goes above 180, it's all gone.

Um, but then you get alcohol.

So this is other problems.

I'll call it Homer Simpson, alcohol, the cause and solution to all my problems.

But you know what else you can distill is gasoline.

You can, well, you put the, you can, you can make gasoline.

Well, you make it.

Okay.

Yeah.

You put crude oil in there and then you can get gasoline out.

And actually you could make, you can, um, I mean, you can make ethanol, which is a version

of that.

Well, that's, yeah, that's alcohol, but you can just do that with corn.

Yeah.

Well, ethanol is, is moonshine.

Right.

But there's, so, so with moonshine, you get the heads of hearts, the tails.

You don't want to touch the heads.

Uh, pull your heads off.

Uh, you drink the hearts and you start watching your tails and you pull the tails once you

get to, once your, um, uh, your ABV starts dropping down, you pull the tails and actually

then you, you finish your run and you use your tails later on.

Uh, but the heads, that is your ethanol.

Um, this whole theory that you'll go blind from drinking moonshine.

Yes.

It can happen, but it's not like one sip.

Oh my God, I'm blind.

Well, so I'm pretty sure that, um, you go blind from methanol, not ethanol.

It's the higher level.

It's the head stuff.

Okay.

So, so, but there's, there's methanol is like wood alcohol.

Okay.

So, you still, uh, wood grain, like you mash up wood and, and you just throw that, that

turns into methanol.

I've actually never heard that.

Yeah.

So that's what they put in, um, mouthwash.

So, cause so you can't, so you can't buy mouthwash and get drunk off of it.

Uh, and, and a lot of these, and so like methanol, uh, hits you harder.

So a lot of the back, uh, bathtub, you know, goofballs, bathtub, gin, they would put methanol

in there to essentially cut the moonshine.

Yeah.

And that's how people were going blind.

So like, if you're doing this yourself and, and you're like a, not a dickhead and you're

not trying to make a, like make a profit off of losers.

I mean, pull your heads off.

And they, whether it's good or bad for you, it's, it's all flavors.

It's not something you want to mix into your, your batch.

Um, and they, they actually have a nice thing now for stills called the parrot.

And the parrot basically is, it's a, um, so when you have a still, they're saying the

still stills out there and they're actually really good stills.

The thing is you need copper at some point in your still, because the copper reacts with

the liquor and it, and it helps purify and make it a better, a better liquor.

Where if you buy the parrot, you put that in, if you're run, that's made of copper.

You've got your hydrometer in there and you can easily tell when your heads, when you

go from heads to heads to hearts to tails.

Um, and you know, you know, you know, when to pull it and when to keep going.

Um, but I don't want to just discuss about liquor because you can make, um, the water

is important to distill.

Um, apparently you can distill carrots.

Uh, you can mush them and make, liquefied them apparently.

Wouldn't that just make more alcohol?

Well, no, it's actually for a wine.

So I never knew this because wine, you don't typically distill for it, but you can.

And that's something I'm going to look into.

But there's also, you can distill vinegar and vinegar.

You can have it as a clean, a clean solution for your house.

Um, you can have it for medicinal purposes.

There's a lot of medicinal purposes in distilling vinegar.

Um, you can distill and make a hand, uh, make a sanitizer as well.

So you can sanitize stuff.

So there is, there is more benefits to distilling than just getting drunk or

just enjoying the, the liquor.

Um, but, but also if you're going to learn to distill, until you, until you've had

some alcohol that's not cut, cut your alcohol with some nice spring water or something.

Um, it comes off the still anywhere between like a hundred and, and, and, and

150 proof.

So, um, I, I can handle that cause I've had it before and you can actually buy a

whiskey at the store that has that, that high of a rating.

Uh, but the reality is it tastes like fire.

If you want to know what fire tastes like, but it's actually really good.

Cause the second set, you know, it's just, it's because I'm nice and smooth.

Your taste buds are gone at that point.

Uh, you're just temporarily numb.

Um, but yeah, no, but look at it as a bit of it's in distilling because there's

a lot more involved in it than just making liquor.

Uh, I mean, I mean, well, so if you're going to do different stuff with distilling,

buy different stills.

You want to keep your stills to certain things.

Yeah.

Um, I don't want to mix your gasoline in your, in your alcohol.

Well, I can pour my whiskey into my truck and we'll go right down the road until it

blows up.

Um, but no, you can, uh, cause the other thing you can do, I mean, and this has

always been my joke when I, when, if someone sees my still or they, if I've

mentioned, I have a still, I go, Oh, I only use it for extracting essential oils out

of flowers, which you can do.

I don't do that, but you can, but you don't want to use the same still for that

kind of stuff.

So kind of look into it, kind of learn some stuff about it.

It's actually kind of fun.

And if you truly want to get into it, maybe start making beer first because the

process is, is a lot, is the same in a lot of ways.

And it's a lot less stills not going to blow up unless you're a complete idiot.

So this whole government scare tactic of you're going to go blind.

You're going to blow your house up.

You're not pay attention.

Um, and just do it the right way.

So get some classes.

You know, you, once you get your, you, once you start distilling, you want to

bring up, you know, have a low flame, bring it up nice and slow.

You'll get a nice flavor in your liquor.

Uh, but you, but just kind of go over the different things.

There's, uh, there's books.

I'm sure I got a book up here.

Uh, right here.

There's even this book right here.

Um, recipes, tall tales and drinking songs.

So, so once you make your recipe, you start getting drunk.

You can tell your, you can tell your tall tales and they now have a fucking

single on.

I didn't know that was on there.

Um, I'll recover the neck even until you recover the next day, but it's not

recovering, it's covering it, recovering.

I said, we, uh, in the South, we don't, we don't use our G's.

We're not, you know, we don't, we don't find a need for the G.

Please in the law.

So he tells you even how to get around that.

Uh, you know, buy a book, read it, uh, watch a video.

Talk, you know, there's, there's stores even here in Vegas that sell

stills and sells it to the supplies you need.

Um, it's a fun hobby.

Do it with the kids.

What?

You're extracted essential flowers.

Everyone likes essential flowers.

Um, so yeah, so just look into it.

It's something fun.

Um, you get a nice reward for it if you do the liquor, but if you also do

medicine, you can also make some, the base of all, a lot of medicines are

distilled liquor, distilled spirits or distilled something.

They cough medicine.

Yeah.

They cough medicine.

Um, um, and there's, you know, I brought it up before there's, there's a

recipe that you can make your own cough medicine.

Or vanilla, vanilla extract.

Yeah.

You or any other like almond extract, all that stuff.

Yeah.

That's all been distilled.

Pure alcohol with the flavors.

Yep.

And, uh, I prefer the alcohol without the flavors, but you know, you know, you

never, you never like down a fucking thing of vanilla extract.

I can't do that.

I made a vanilla milk sugar, but too much vanilla extract.

And I'm like, okay, do that.

Can't do that.

But there, there are numerous things you can do distilling.

So, um, just try it sometime.

But again, if you want to start slow, do home brewing first with beer, that's

completely legal.

Um, and you kind of learn the process and you'll find where the cutoff point is

where you go for beer or you go for liquor.

Um, yeah, enjoy it.

So I think I'm done.

You're done.

Um, yeah.

Um, yeah.

Just a reminder, the September 21st canary in the cage harvest time is right

after the harvest moon.

That's that's why I planned that.

Oh, the barbecue party, barbecue and pool party in Vegas.

Um, and dark web people, you guys can also come and maintain your anonymity.

Like we, you don't have to give us your name or anything.

We're at baseball has some sunglasses.

We won't know a little like, uh, whatever he's wearing.

Everyone, you know, RCP.

Yeah.

Plenty of time to make trips to Vegas where you're what you're like two

blocks off the strip.

Yeah.

So there you go.

I mean, you, you can go gambling and everything.

Enjoy the strip and take your pictures with some girls with flowers on them.

Don't do that.

Yeah.

Don't don't really, really don't do that.

Uh, they're going to charge like a hundred bucks.

They can't make you pay.

Just make a run from it.

Cause I'll chase you.

And then, and then the fat Elvis is going to start chasing you.

And then the midget Elvis is going to start chasing you.

Iron man's out there.

Iron maybe it'd be, I think it's probably a hard time running in the

costume.

You shoot the missile.

Oh shit.

So just don't, don't utilize those women.

Uh, but yeah, you got plenty of time to book travel.

It will be fun.

Uh, we will enjoy ourselves.

Oh yeah.

And, uh, the other thing you need to remember is there was a second

shooter in the Trump shooting.

Watch for it.

It's coming.

Nope.

You'll find out.

Nope.

It'll all be there.

Come on.

You got to admit, I'm not, I'm not necessarily always a hundred percent

right, but a lot of my shit is 60, 70% right.

Yeah.

But this one, the second shooter potentially on the water tower.

No.

Although I would have picked the billboard, the billboards, but whatever.

We're both, what the fuck they are.

I don't care.

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