Surviving Inflation, Open Source Router Software

Welcome to the Canary in the Cage podcast.

We are here to entertain you, make you laugh, and maybe even educate you.

This is Ron Morgan and my co-host Dave Havlicek.

So we are going to get started right away.

Um, Dave, if I was to say cereal and you say, what would you say?

Killer?

Ah, see that's actually a good point.

No, the new tagline is, I say cereal, you say dinner.

What?

They're trying to push cereal for dinner now.

Who's that?

That would be, uh, Tony the Tiger?

Who is that? He's Kellogg, right?

He, uh, I don't want to get sued, so I'm not going to say that.

Oh yeah, sorry. Again, my opinion could be wrong.

So Kellogg is pushing cereal for dinner.

What the fuck?

So this actually goes back to the 1970s.

Okay.

In 1974, Sweden came up with a food pyramid that we pretty much adopted.

I didn't know it was in Sweden.

Yeah, it was actually in Sweden, which is weird, but it's why they did it.

They did it to fight inflation.

Okay.

And we adopted it to fight inflation because what is the second worst president we've ever had?

At least in our lifetime.

Well.

Our lifetime.

Oh, come on.

So, okay.

Oh, from the economy.

I was born in 82.

Oh, is that your lifetime?

Now, people shit on Jimmy Carter, but look, Jimmy Carter was not actually that bad of a president.

The inflation was not his fault.

Whose fault was it?

Johnson, Kennedy.

Ah.

But again.

He hit 18%.

Well, right, because the, so inflation is caused by money printing, right?

Right.

Uh, now, now Kennedy was kind of a welfare guy.

Not like, not like Johnson was.

Uh, Johnson really fucking ramped it up.

And he did the Vietnam War.

Right.

Right.

So this is just printing money, printing money, printing money.

And, and actually what happened was, uh, we were on the gold standard back then.

Right.

So after World War II, we entered an agreement with all these countries saying, well, we'll

hold all your gold and we'll print dollars.

And then you guys use the dollars to buy oil and such.

And, and France, uh, they, they said, you know what?

I think Americans are printing dollars that they don't have the gold for.

That might be true.

So they came and said, we want to, we want our gold back.

So they brought, cause they weren't allowed to buy gold.

Like American citizens weren't allowed to buy gold.

Uh, but, but the sovereign nations were.

So they come and they say, uh, we want our gold back.

And Johnson's like, uh.

Uh, we don't have it.

Well, so he had enough to cover just France.

Right.

But now everybody else was like, well, I think we want our gold back too.

Uh, and, and by that time Nixon was in office.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And in 1971 is, is when he said, you know what?

Uh, we're not going to give you your gold.

Go fuck yourself.

What are you going to do?

Attack us?

And well, they, they, so yeah, that's, that's why all that inflation happened.

No, there, cause there is a, there's a big, fairly, fairly large group out there that

says they want, they want to, uh, see how much gold we actually have.

Cause they actually don't think we have the gold we say we do.

I don't, I don't think we do.

But, but okay.

But that's actually not where I'm going with that, but it's a good, but no, but it's a

great conversation because people need to realize that again, the government is misleading

us on our gold.

Gold supply.

Oh yeah.

And everything else.

Yeah.

So, but, but so since we started this, Jimmy Carter mismaligned.

Oh, okay.

That's fine.

He was like the, the fall guy.

But why couldn't he fix it though?

It was too late.

No.

It's the same reason why Trump can't fix it.

So you think when Trump gets back into office, which we're going to talk about that in a

second.

Can't fix it.

So you think it's a, it's a no go?

No.

So if he was to start the drilling again.

It would help a tiny little bit.

No.

Okay.

So wait.

So we first become energy independent, which would lower some prices.

We've already printed the money.

But we then become energy dominant and we start exporting.

It doesn't matter.

So it's too late.

So we're done.

We were done in 71 when Nixon did this.

So the only hope is buy gold and live in a bunker.

Unregulated government bunker, I might add.

Okay.

So, but, so what I learned was the food pyramid was started to hide inflation from the citizens.

And it started in Sweden.

And sure enough, we saw something that worked.

So we picked it up.

Cause if you look at the food pyramid, well, okay, first of all, so this information, I

actually, I do want to credit where I got my sources from.

This is redacted news with Clayton Morris.

He's the one who, who kind of broke this story earlier this week.

And it really sparked something in me because I've always been against the food pyramid.

Didn't really know why, but it just seems stupid to me.

So it's, it is, it's designed.

To keep people stupid.

So we don't think we're inflation times.

Cause if you look at the way the food pyramids built, it's built more.

So what we, um, grains are like servings of grain and more processed foods.

Yeah.

So, um, something that's probably not actually food because cereal is the worst product on one of the worst products in the market today.

I mean, don't get me wrong when I was in the seventies, I would love my cereal.

Then you get drink the milk with the sugar in it.

We didn't know.

We thought we were being good American citizens by eating cereal.

That's what was sold to us.

Um, Oh, what else do I have?

Cause I I've actually been a big advocate over the years.

This is something that's gone for years.

I think sugar should be a controlled substance.

No, because it really is bad for our bodies.

It's not good.

You got it.

If you regulate it, you know, oh, it's a nice treat.

Getting government involved.

No, no, no, no, no.

You, you regulate it, not the government, not somebody else.

You regulate your intake because I actually don't.

Really.

Have.

A sweet tooth.

Right.

So I don't.

Yeah.

I don't either enjoy dessert or sweets.

Most of the time I'll eat fruits.

Um, and then once in a while I'll do a dessert when I crave it.

Yeah.

Like that's my body saying, okay, dumb ass, put some sugar in there.

Yeah.

Well, that's, yeah, that's just your brain telling you need sugar though.

Cause your body doesn't crave that.

It's all part of the same thing.

I mean, but if you train, if you train yourself, right.

You, you, your body knows what it needs, right?

Right.

Like if you think about a wild animal, like they know what they need to eat.

Yeah.

And when to eat it.

Right.

Right.

And we're supposed to be the smartest animal alive, but, but we can't figure it out.

We're the ones eating pasta to fill our belly and animals are eating meat.

Sometimes pasta is good.

It's good for you, but it's, it's good to eat, but is it really good for you?

Like I said, in moderation, right?

Like again, when, when you crave it now, you have to, you have to train yourself to have

the right cravings because this whole food pyramid thing is actually fucked with our

bodies.

Right.

And, and made them crave the wrong things, which is why people stuff themselves with

sugar.

Right.

And get fat and, and pasta and, and like all these things that are, are good in moderation.

And then they'll say, oh, meat, I don't, I don't do meat.

No, like meat is, is what you need to focus on.

Yes.

And then like pasta is a side dish or a once in a while thing.

A side dish.

I, I will, I will agree pasta should be a side dish.

And then.

But not a main course.

Maybe dessert once a week.

Ooh, a little bit of sugar.

Yeah.

I, I'm not, I, I have a salty tooth over a sweet tooth.

Oh yeah, for sure.

Yeah.

But yeah, so yeah, so I, I'm kind of, I'm not a big fan of sugar.

I have once in a while.

I'll, you know, enjoy 420 and then enjoy some sugar after that.

And that's not my body telling me.

That's just my brain going.

Yeah, it's time to have some sugar.

But no, we should be eating more meat and, and, and dairy.

And that, that's the problem because they, they, they, even in the seventies, they replaced

the egg and the bacon breakfast for cereal because it's easier.

Right.

And that's what they're trying to do now.

Kellogg actually has an ad out that says, when I say cereal, you say, the kids are like

dinner.

And I'm like, what in the actual hell is going on here?

I mean, we're, we're really destroying our kids.

Turn off your TVs people.

Right.

Do, do the whole media server that I was talking about where, where you have just the movie,

just the TV show, no commercial, no bullshit.

And if you need, if you need advertisement on there, just give us a call.

We'll create a few ads for you and it'll, they'll be funny and they won't be true, but

we'll give, we'll give you the, the, the commercial experience without actually having to watch

the dumb ass from Kellogg.

You know what?

Eat cereal for dinner.

You know what I like to do sometimes?

Do we want to know this?

Yeah, this is fine.

This is family friendly.

I'll go on YouTube and I'll type like a 1980s TV commercials.

I have done that.

And they just have hours and hours and hours of these things.

And it's wow, nostalgia, man.

Well, actually it's funny you mentioned that because on the redacted, they went back to

the 1950s and they were showing commercials then.

Five out of six doctors prefer Marlboros.

Yeah.

Well, actually, I'll get back to the whole commercial in the 1950s.

They actually had this similar thing that you go dentine?

Yeah.

Nine out of ten dentists prefer dentine, whatever, but they had a doctor come out and say,

well, cheeseburgers are actually good for you, good for you.

And then, because it hits all the food groups.

And I guess that's legit.

I guess.

But, I don't know, keep the bread off, eat the patty.

I'll take a cheeseburger.

Stay the hell away from plant-based food and plant-based milk.

It's a scam.

They're trying to do that to us.

Well, you know what?

I have to admit that some of that plant-based stuff is better in coffee.

Actually, plant-based milk is actually really bad.

It's the process that goes through.

I understand it's terrible.

Oh, you're just under your taste buds.

Only in coffee.

I don't know why.

It doesn't make sense.

Well, I guess my first question is, why the fuck do you put anything in coffee for?

You don't like the taste of the bean?

No.

Then don't drink coffee.

I need the caffeine.

Oh, Jesus.

I'm addicted to caffeine.

If I could get caffeine a better way, I would do that.

Actually, you can buy caffeinated water nowadays.

But it's always flavored with the goofy stevia nonsense.

If it was just plain water, maybe iced tea or something.

There was actually a company sued because they were adding caffeinated water to their water jugs.

And they didn't tell their employer.

Oh, boy.

Those greedy corporations.

What are you going to do?

When I was a kid, I drank Jolt.

Remember that stuff?

Oh, dear God.

Oh, Jolt.

Well, but that was just like the start of the energy drinks.

Yeah.

I mean, I bet you if you look at the specs of Jolt to what like a Red Bull is or even what the Monster is,

I'll bet you it's probably better for you.

Well, Jolt was just caffeine.

And like Red Bull is like taurine and all that weird stuff.

Some shit I can't pronounce.

But that goes into stuff, guys.

The government is lying about our food.

They're trying to manipulate us.

They're trying to.

They think we're stupid.

And they're going to run TV ads to try to say that this is what you eat.

No, people.

It's simple.

It's meat.

It's vegetables.

It's, you know, butter.

Real butter.

Don't do that margarine crap.

And dairy.

Dairy is good for you.

Because I don't really like give my dogs table scraps.

But I will give them a piece of steak if I have.

I'll give them stuff.

That's.

It's more natural in nature.

Yeah.

That they come across.

And not this like pasta.

I don't give my.

I would never give my dogs pasta or that kind of stuff.

Because it's just not right.

It's not good for us.

Right.

Look at the ingredients.

If you got more than three ingredients in food, it's probably not food.

So that's one of the things I wanted to talk about.

What do you got?

Oh, I'm going to kind of go on a little rant here.

I love rants.

So I'm a little pissed.

Right.

So last week we talked about Trump coming to the Libertarian Convention.

Yes.

Yes.

And this is like historic.

I mean.

Yeah.

So you had all these dipshits on Twitter.

And these are the guys that ran the party before the Mises caucus took over.

Okay.

In 2022.

Okay.

And like they're super fucking salty.

Right.

Because we voted them out.

And I wasn't there.

I joined after the Mises caucus.

So I actually joined before that.

Okay.

And I had heard.

But I thought that was a Nevada thing.

Was that a nationwide thing?

No, no.

Nationwide.

Nationwide.

Not every state did it.

But a majority of the states did it.

Okay.

So I mean like I had always been a Libertarian.

But I would look at these fucking clowns and say you guys are a joke.

Why would I join your party?

Why would I donate?

Why would I volunteer my time?

Right.

You put a fat naked idiot on the stage.

You put Gary Johnson.

You have this fucking vermin supreme guy that wears a boot on his head.

And the guy is like actually fucking tweeting at me at our podcast account.

Really?

Yeah.

He's a fucking idiot.

But so Mises caucus takes over.

I joined.

Lots of other people joined.

I mean it's not just me.

And these salty idiots that got kicked out.

All they do is shit talk.

And they've been doing it for two years straight.

Okay.

So when Trump announced that he's going to show up, they're like, oh, they're just MAGA fascists.

They invited Trump.

And, you know, we.

We clapped back saying, actually, we invited Biden, Trump and RFK.

Only Trump said yes.

And they would be, oh, you're lying.

You have no proof of that.

You're making it up.

So, well, I guess.

Guess what happens?

RFK says, well, I'm going to show up.

Oh, is he?

And I want to debate you, Trump.

Like he's throwing challenges at you.

At the Libertarian Convention.

Yes.

But they're not going to debate.

That's just RFK throwing challenges out.

Okay.

But now RFK says he's going to show up.

And then now they're coming back.

Well, you.

You guys are just.

It's all a bunch of bullshit.

You're not.

You're not even debating your own candidates.

Your own candidates are getting sidelined for Trump and RFK, which, you know, we just.

Let's just ignore the fact that what you said we were lying about was actually true.

Right.

We did invite them.

And then today, Vivek Ramaswamy says, I'm going to come to the Libertarian Party Convention

and I'm going to debate one of your vice president candidates.

Oh, shit.

So now we.

We actually have a debate.

So wait.

So like CNN might actually mumble the word libertarian?

They're going to have to.

Holy.

CNN will clap.

So it'll just go off air, right?

Well, but it's a funny thing.

Like, so they said it was all a lie.

We only invited Trump.

RFK says, oh, I'm going to come too.

And they said, well, you're.

But you're not even.

You're not even debating your own candidates.

And then Vivek says, well, I'll debate one of your candidates.

And now they're throwing more bullshit.

Right.

These people are not serious.

We're libertarians.

What do you want from us?

We're libertarians.

We're libertarians.

We're libertarians.

We're libertarians.

We're blowhards.

No, these people are not libertarians.

Like, I'm convinced at this point.

Like, I'm not a conspiracy theorist like you.

But I can't explain this behavior other than they've been on the CIA payroll to make the

Libertarian Party look like a joke for the last 50 fucking years.

And we booted their asses out.

And now they're fucking scrambling because they lost their paychecks.

Oh, you are becoming a conspiracy theorist.

I mean, explain it to me.

No, that's what conspiracy is.

That's what you think.

And you go, huh, that doesn't seem right.

Why are they so mad?

Like, and they're saying shit like, oh, Mises caucus has never won an election.

Hey, dumb fuck, there's been no elections since we've taken over the party.

What elections could we have won?

And by the way, you guys didn't win a single fucking election for 50 fucking years.

There was a librarian.

Oh, okay.

And then there was the one mayor of Glendale, Colorado.

I don't give a shit, dude.

Well, but he used strippers and beer.

I don't care.

I don't care.

They had 50 years.

So that's not on them.

That's on him.

He won that one.

They had 50 years of party control.

And we got a librarian out of them.

They did nothing.

Okay.

And now they're mad because they're out on their asses.

Like, okay, pretend that, I don't know, you're dating a woman.

Okay.

And she does some stupid shit.

And you're like, you know what?

I'm done with this bitch.

She's crazy.

And then you leave her.

Okay.

Right.

But two years later, you're still tweeting about it 20 fucking times a day.

Like, dude, something's wrong with you.

Right?

You're the problem.

Yeah.

Not her.

No, that's great.

But that's what these guys are doing.

Okay.

Holy fuck.

And I'm so pissed off because I'm like clapping back through our podcast account.

Hopefully drumming up some.

Is that on X or where's that on?

Yeah, Twitter, X.

How am I missing that?

I don't know.

Like, I get involved in this shit.

You do.

I know.

I'm just.

But that's my little rant there.

No, that's a good rant.

And you got a little conspiracy going in there.

I like that.

Because, I mean, I'm not a conspiracy theorist because I just want to talk about crazy things.

Crazy shit.

I think about.

Because most of my conspiracies revolve around the government.

Uh-huh.

So most of my conspiracies are probably true because the government sucks.

And they do a lot of shit.

Like, I don't.

I mean, I'm not getting into the non-government stuff.

I just want to deal with the stuff that they do.

I mean, because look at what happened in Congress.

What was it?

Oh.

The HR 4108.

What is that?

That would be the bill that went through Congress.

Basically, lobbying by Kellogg.

And they are doing.

They're trying to make schools only serve plant-based food to our children.

Well, no.

But that's conditioning.

It's like, we're going to condition your children in public school to eat plant-based food.

So, you know, 20 years, 30 years down the road, we're not going to.

They're not going to fight back like we are saying that we're not going to eat the bugs.

Right.

You know, so.

Although.

The bugs are not plant.

But you kind of get where I'm going with that.

Because they still say cow farts are the worst thing for the environment.

Oh, Jesus, man.

What else?

Done with those notes.

Yeah, I got a whole bunch of notes.

Well, I think you're going to lose your prediction on a technicality.

Oh, the Congress?

Yeah.

Okay, so I've actually thought about this.

So, I still.

Okay.

So, I'm still.

Okay.

So, there's a whole lot to unpack on this one.

So, I could argue.

That the House is controlled by the Democrats right now because of Speaker Johnson.

Yeah, but he's still a Republican.

True.

But, I also think there's something afoot there.

I still think.

Because the weird thing is, Trump is still supporting him.

Yeah, I don't know what he's.

No, there's something going on.

Trump, he's.

Whether you like him or not, I don't care.

Vote Libertarian.

It's all I care about.

But, he's constantly.

He kind of.

He's got his thumb on stuff.

He knows how to control.

He's got his thumb on stuff.

He knows how to control.

The fact that he's still supporting Speaker Johnson.

There's something going on there.

I don't buy it.

I mean, that's always been his weakest point is who he surrounds himself with and who he

lends support to.

Yeah, but he supported Speaker Johnson even after he supported the FISA bill that allowed

to inspire American citizens as long as you're not in Congress.

I think, actually, Trump is starting to lose his mind due to age.

We see where Biden is and Trump is showing the cracks.

I don't see that.

I don't see that.

I don't see that.

I mean.

I mean, he stumbles.

He stumbles his speeches a lot more than he used to.

He does, you know, make gaffes more than he used to.

Well, but even, I mean, look at Bush.

George Bush Jr., that dude just made up words.

He was a fucking idiot.

That's probably very true.

But, I mean, you know, when you're giving hundreds of, when you're saying thousands

of words in a speech, I mean, you're going to have gaffes.

No, but I'm saying, like, he's getting worse than he used to be.

Oh, maybe.

Like, he used to go, like, literally six hours long and no mistakes.

And now.

Like, the cracks are showing.

Yeah, but you've also got the stress of all these court cases he's got going on.

I mean, that's not an excuse.

That's just.

No, it is.

Because, I mean.

No, it's not.

If your mind goes, it goes.

Look at the, the, the, the Stormy Daniels thing.

This is, I mean, literally falling apart.

Of course.

But, regardless of.

But he's forced to be in court.

I understand.

So, he's got to do that.

Plus, the dude, they really need to drop those charges against him.

Because he's going to win New York if they keep him in New York much longer.

He has got the construction workers vote.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

He's got the firemen are just coming out for him.

NYPD is showing signs of support to him.

Yeah.

He's good.

He's going to take New York if they don't watch.

Well, I've only barely followed the trial.

But, apparently, it looks really.

Like, I don't know where the prosecutors, like, they don't rehearse the question.

I still don't know the charges.

Well, it's covering up falsified business records.

Federal or state?

State.

Gone.

What's that word?

I was actually thinking about the drive home.

I forgot to look it up.

It's a word that I use, actually, quite a bit.

But, I'm having a gaffe right now.

I guess it's because of my age.

When the bill, when the law expires.

But, it doesn't.

No.

They're done.

No.

Those have.

No, they haven't.

Yes, they have.

What's the word I'm looking for?

We already discussed this.

No, I'm telling you.

The state charges.

It only expired if it's a misdemeanor charge.

No.

No.

So, the only charges they actually have against him are federal charges in a state court.

They are.

No, they're not.

Look.

You just said you're not following this case.

Well, I'm not following the testimony.

I followed.

I read the charges.

I know what the charges are.

It's a felony count of falsified business records of like 30.

A federal charge.

No.

It's not a federal charge.

Hey.

What's.

I can't.

Ah.

What's the term when a bill.

When a law expires.

Statute of limitations.

Statute of limitations.

That has not expired.

Yes, it has.

No.

It expired for the misdemeanor charge.

It has not expired for the felony charge.

Okay.

So, there's a lot of people that don't know what the hell is going on because they're

only prosecuting the states only going after federal charges, which they cannot do.

It has nothing to do with federal charges.

Okay.

They're not doing federal charges.

Okay.

That's what I'm saying, though.

They're saying you falsified business records in an attempt to cover up a crime, which is

a felony count of falsifying business records.

So, a story broke today on that as well.

Michael Cohen is actually the one that initiated all these payments.

Yeah.

Stormy Daniels has been very adamant.

She did not sleep with Trump.

Right.

I mean.

She said it before.

Right.

She signed documents and she said it on trial today.

Right.

Or yesterday.

She has not slept with Trump.

Right.

And yet, she extorted money out of him.

Yeah.

Through Michael Cohen.

Yeah.

So, someone is looking into is it a Michael Cohen-Stormy Daniels relationship that they're

scamming Trump on.

Yeah.

I'm pretty sure that's a crime.

Or that they scammed him on.

I'm pretty sure that's a crime.

Well, I mean, Michael Cohen, we already know he's a liar because he went to jail for lying.

So, I'm actually kind of waiting for him to get on the stand.

Oh, this is a fucking disaster.

And the Georgia.

Is it the Georgia one?

No, no.

The documents case.

Oh, that's gone.

That's falling apart.

No, that's done.

No, the Georgia one is falling apart because they're now going forward with the Fannie

Willis disqualification.

Right.

So, they had it on hold, but now they're going forward with it.

But the documents case is done.

Why Jack White?

Or what?

Jack Wright?

No, Jack White.

Is that in jail right now?

I'll never know.

I'll never know.

He said in front of the judge.

Yes.

We brought documents.

Yeah.

And we staged the scene to take pictures.

Right.

They put the top secret folders themselves.

So, that would be a crime.

Yeah.

And he's not in jail.

Right.

Okay.

Well, they don't ever go to jail for that.

Well, the Democrats don't.

Republicans do.

Yeah, yeah.

You can't.

Dude, prosecutors, they get away with fucking everything.

Like, you will never see one of those go to jail.

Because, like, even if it's like the worst.

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But yet cop cars are flying around and people are not being arrested, apparently.

Oh, lordy.

But no, I still believe that the New York case has issues on the charges.

Well, it does, but it has nothing to do with federal charges.

No, I guess, okay, I guess I'm going to have to dig deep into this, because it's one of

those things I've kind of touched on, but I've touched on it twice now, and you've called

me out on it, so next week I'm going to have to...

It's going to come down to, well, apparently the judge in that case isn't hearing any sensible

anyway, so like...

The judge in the case...

Sorry.

So he got mad at Trump's lawyers for not objecting when Stormy Daniels was off their fucking

mind.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And he also overruled all of their objections, so like...

Yeah, but he wanted them to object because she was saying so much crazy shit.

Yeah, well, let her say it.

And the prosecutors were like, keep talking.

Yeah.

We're not going to...

Because even Trump was like, hey, hey, hey, because he's elbowing them, and CNN's like,

Trump got violent with his attorneys in court today.

No, the attorneys were like, just keep talking batshit crazy, we're good.

Yeah.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, then have you heard about the lady who draws the pictures?

The lady who draws the pictures in court?

Yes.

I don't know all these fancy words, but...

The sketch artist.

The blonde Elvis?

You heard this term?

No.

Trump goes, no, I love this lady because she draws me like the blonde Elvis.

So you have to...

I mean, yeah, it's crazy.

I saw the pictures.

They do look pretty nuts.

But did you see the picture of Stormy Daniels drawn by her?

Yeah.

Oh, dear God, it was horrible.

Yeah.

So I'm surprised she's still allowed to draw pictures.

But keep at it because they're entertaining as shit.

They need to televise these things.

I mean, this is stupid.

They don't have...

We have a right to a public trial.

I believe Trump wanted it televised.

Of course.

And the judge said no.

Right.

There shouldn't be an option.

Like...

Yeah.

It's a public trial.

It's a public building.

It's paid for by public employees.

We should see the shit show.

Yeah.

I mean, we've got to watch the whole OJ thing that lasted...

How long did the OJ trial last?

Two weeks or something.

Oh, buddy, that's longer than that.

Yeah, probably longer.

Yeah, who knows?

I was young.

Who knows?

But yeah, no, the Jack Ryan...

Jack Ryan...

Jack Ryan...

I think Jack Ryan's a...

He was a politician in Illinois.

Jack White should go to jail, though.

I mean, for staging...

For admitting in front of a judge that he staged these photos...

Yeah, but they...

No, it's wrong.

There's a funny video on YouTube.

There's this guy.

He has a channel.

He's called the DUI guy.

And, like, he's a DUI lawyer, right?

I may have watched one of those videos.

And there's...

One of his biggest videos is he's got the cop on the stand.

Yeah.

And he's saying,

So...

You caught the defendant with an open container.

Yeah.

Yes.

And what did you do with the open container?

Well, I poured it out.

I'm sorry.

Could you repeat that?

I destroyed evidence.

You destroyed evidence, which is a felony.

And you want us to believe that there was alcohol in that container that you destroyed

and you don't have here with you today.

I guess.

Okay.

And, okay.

I rest my case.

So, I...

I'm pretty sure it's the same lawyer.

He had another cop on the stand.

And the cop goes,

Well, why did you give him a DUI test?

Yeah.

Because I smelled alcohol.

Yeah.

And the lawyer goes,

Well, you know alcohol doesn't smell.

Pure alcohol does not smell.

Right.

It's the flavor in the alcohol that gives it the smell.

Yeah.

So, I mean, was it beer?

Was it whiskey?

Yeah.

I mean, you don't even know what it was.

Yeah.

Because you smelled alcohol, which doesn't exist.

And even the prosecutor had come up afterwards and go,

Did you smell beer?

The cop's like, Yes.

Yeah.

But, I mean, that should have been...

It's already too late.

Yeah.

That should have been done.

It should have been in the report.

Yeah.

But the point is, right, we have a cop on the stand

admitting to a felony destroying evidence

and they don't go after him.

They don't give a fuck.

Yeah.

Well, I do like some attorneys when they get creative.

It is entertaining.

Well, DUI guy's really good.

I'm pretty sure he's a libertarian.

Check him out on YouTube.

Yeah.

I just saw, it said,

Defense attorney destroys cop on stand.

It might have been the same guy.

And that's the video I watched.

He's got a whole fucking giant...

Yeah.

This guy is like, well, he goes,

Alcohol doesn't have any odor.

And you would have learned that if you went to DUI school.

The cop goes, Well, I did go to DUI school.

He goes, Oh, what year did you go?

Yeah.

And the guy goes, 2010.

Oh, so you went to the 2003 version of DUI school.

You didn't go to the 2013,

which would have said, Alcohol doesn't smell.

So how do you smell alcohol?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm like, okay, that's pretty tricky.

I like that.

Anything to get one over on the man.

Well, so that's why,

and that's why it's important to shut the fuck up

when you're talking to cops.

Because you don't know these things.

And, you know, if you just say,

Yeah, I had a couple beers.

Well, guilty.

Yep.

You admit a guilt.

And you're on camera.

Yeah.

So just shut the fuck up.

Let your lawyer do the talking.

And some of them are really good.

Yep.

But I also don't want to give people advice

on how to get out of a DUI either, though.

Well.

Because don't drink and drive.

Obviously don't drink and drive.

But, you know, I've seen other videos

where this college kid, right,

he was obviously not drunk.

He doesn't do drugs.

He's on the football team.

Yeah.

And he blew a zero.

And they still arrested him for DUI.

And I think he actually got a settlement out of it.

Good.

Because when cops are wrong,

you need to go after them.

They should lose their qualified immunity

when they break the law.

Which they do.

Qualified immunity is touchable

if they violate the law.

Sometimes.

Sometimes.

If you have the right lawyer.

If you're wealthy enough

to have a good lawyer,

you can hire the right lawyer

to do the right thing.

So.

All right.

What's my next topic?

So, it's very possible

there proof is now out there

that Trump did win in 2020.

What?

Yep.

So, in Milwaukee,

they just fired the election director

for Milwaukee.

And it's suspected that her and her staff,

prior to the 2020 election,

filled out over 650,000 ballots

in their offices.

In their offices.

What?

Yeah.

How can you even do that?

That doesn't make sense.

Because they're Democrats.

Yeah, but that's 600,000.

That's a lot of ballots.

Well, they needed a lot

to overcome.

How do you not notice

something like that?

We did not notice what, though?

The whole office was in on it.

It's a Democrat city

controlled by Democrat politicians

that wanted the Democrat to win.

Yeah, but 600,000.

I mean, like, think about that.

Wisconsin is not that big of a state.

True.

And if you look at the number

of the difference

between what Biden won with

and what Trump won with,

600,000.

600,000.

600,000.

600,000.

650,000 would have easily

gave Trump the victory

in Wisconsin.

Well, I do know that

Wisconsin is one of the ones

where, like,

a shitload of precincts

had over 90%.

Like, Wisconsin and Michigan

both had this.

Where you had, like,

over 95% reporting.

In 2020?

Yeah.

What about 2016?

What about 2014?

I know you don't know.

No, no, I actually did go back

and look at numbers

for various counties in 2016.

But I don't know.

I don't have that data.

I don't have it.

Well, I have it,

but I don't have it on hand.

I don't expect you to recall that.

I mean, it's something

we can talk about later on.

If people, hey,

if you express an interest

as knowing more about this,

we'll look it up.

We'll talk about it.

Just let us know in the comments.

It's all public.

So, a lot of counties

use the same software

to have, like, their votes

on their website.

Right.

And you just download a CSV

or an XML file.

And I can load it into software

and just do all the tallying myself.

Yeah.

So, like I said,

a lot of counties in Wisconsin

and Michigan,

had over 95%,

which that's fucking unheard of.

Nobody, it never cracks 80.

I mean, who the fuck votes?

Nobody votes.

So, that's just one state.

And that would not overturn

the Electoral College.

You could have won the victory.

Right.

So, what about the case

in Georgia right now?

So, a judge is overseeing

a court hearing of

validating the recount ballots.

Okay.

The reason I say that,

that's important that I said that.

I said that way.

She goes,

oh, there's over 300,000

digital images missing

from the votes.

Right.

And somebody else says,

oh, no, no, Your Honor,

I'm sorry,

you had only requested

that the recall ballots

get talked about.

We're not talking about

the actual election.

And she's like,

well, what's the difference?

Yeah.

And they're like,

well, you know,

they tried to do this answer

and it just didn't line up.

So, you look,

also now looking at Georgia,

I mean, seriously,

seriously,

Georgia did not go blue.

Well, okay,

so regardless of any of this shit,

it's too late.

Like, Biden's already had

his three and a half years.

What do we do?

And in all honesty,

this goes back even further

when people kept saying

that Obama was not born

in the United States.

And I'm just like,

you know what?

Cut it the fuck loose.

It's over.

He's the president.

Let it go.

What do you do at this point?

And that's fine.

I get it.

What do you do?

Will you prepare for it next time?

I mean,

well, okay,

so the birth certificate thing

is a lot different, right?

Because he hadn't been president yet.

They're saying,

hey, where's the president?

No, while he was president,

they were still going

after the birther thing.

Well, I understand it kept going,

but this was an issue

before he was even president.

But you're not required

to show your birth certificate

to run for president.

Who says who?

You're not required.

Says who?

The law.

The law doesn't say that.

The law says

to qualify to be president,

you must be a natural born citizen.

Right, but you don't have to prove it.

Who says?

Well, he didn't.

Well, why did we let him

get away with that?

Because the Supreme Court ruled

and said,

because it went all the way

to the Supreme Court.

I think we talked about this before.

They go,

we're not going to mandate

that he shows it,

but we don't want to say

why he won't.

Well, fuck them.

But yet, when Trump asked for it,

he showed it,

but again,

I think that was hackers,

but that's a,

listen to like a week or two ago

on that one.

But the point is,

is, I mean,

you can't,

we're already a kangaroo court.

We're a shit show of a country

right now.

So,

if they cheated,

I guess good for them.

Carry out your four years,

but you have to know

what happened four years ago,

or technically three years ago,

to be able to prevent it

from happening again.

I don't know, man.

Like, if...

So, you got two states...

I mean, that's like saying,

like, you've already handed out

the gold medal

and done the closing ceremony.

Oh, but Lance Armstrong cheated.

Like, well,

it doesn't matter.

He got the medal.

No, he did.

And they took his medals away.

But they can't take his medals away.

They did.

They took Lance Armstrong's medals away.

He voluntarily gave the medals back.

Oh.

Because they can't take

the medals away.

What are they going to do?

Well, yeah,

they're not going to knock on his door

and shake him out of them.

That's my point.

But the record of him winning the...

What does that mean?

Everybody, like,

if you watch those Olympics,

right,

you can't erase the cheering you did,

the memories you formed.

You can't erase that.

It's all there.

But there's an asterisk

to everybody who looks up at history.

Well, who gives a fuck?

That means nothing.

All right.

Fix it.

Fix it when you...

So, let's say,

Wisconsin, Georgia, Arizona, and Nevada

proved that there was voter fraud.

Yeah.

Now.

Right.

Like, today.

Right.

Or next week.

Right.

So, does Trump go in and take over?

I don't think so.

You've got to let it carry out.

Well, you know what would be funny

is if they magically proved

all this voter fraud

Yeah.

like a day before the election

or a day before

the next inauguration

Yeah.

and said,

you know what?

We fucked up.

We cheated.

You actually won.

Okay, you're the president now.

And then tomorrow happens,

oh, Trump had your two terms.

Goodbye, Trump.

What if he did that?

I think terms is measured in...

I don't know, man.

You know what?

We got to delete that section.

Why?

Because if the Democrats hear that,

that's what they're going to do.

I think you don't think

they already have this in mind?

Like, they know.

Oh, shit.

What they have in mind is crazy.

No, I mean, they just...

So, the Democrats tried passing a bill

through the House

and it failed in the House

because they did not have the votes.

Yeah.

Which goes back to Johnson.

He obviously backed up.

His Republican side,

not his Democrat side

because he's got two.

And it said that

they wanted illegals

to have representation in Congress

and to have representation

in the Electoral College.

They do.

They always did.

Illegal aliens have that.

Yeah, they always did.

In what way?

Well, the Constitution says

that the number of representatives

and electors

is based on the number of people

living there.

So, that's funny

because that's a separate law

that actually passed...

No, that's the Constitution.

No, no.

There's another law

that passed Congress

that's honest word to the Senate

that...

Because it's passed in Congress as well

that says illegals cannot be counted

in the census.

And that passed Congress,

it's going to die in the Senate.

We all know it is.

Because even if they do a 50-50 split,

the cackling hyena is going to come in

and you know how she's going to rule.

Well, I mean, so...

Do you know the reason why it is that way

in the Constitution?

I've actually heard the explanation

and that's why it's never been.

It's a big issue with me

because you're right.

The number of people

with feet on the ground,

not boots,

because it would be something else,

they should be represented.

And that I agree with.

Well, it's not just that.

It's that the founders

had no concept of illegal immigration.

True.

That's just nonsense.

Like, the federal government

has no constitutional authority

to restrict immigration

in any way whatsoever.

It's not in the Constitution.

They can't.

So, you do know

the forefathers were against

illegal immigration, though.

No, they weren't.

Oh, yes, they were.

There was no such thing.

Oh.

Oh.

They had no such concept.

Yes, they did.

If you read the Declaration of Independence,

one of the grievances

against King George

was laws against immigration.

Thomas Jefferson

or was it Ben Franklin?

See, you already don't know.

It's not something

that I sit there

like having

at the top of my brain

like every day of my life.

They had no concept

of illegal immigration.

This is the top of my brain.

No, they did.

Because we can discuss this next week.

It was either Thomas Jefferson

or Benjamin Franklin

said if you allow people

to migrate in

from other countries,

they can actually change

the makeup of this country,

which is kind of

what we're going through

right now.

So, but the forefathers

did address this

and they were not

for illegal immigration.

No.

Oh, Jesus.

I don't doubt

that they discussed it.

Oh, but so they were aware of it.

They were aware of that idea.

Okay, okay.

So you were wrong.

You said they weren't aware of it.

They were aware of the idea

that you're saying

and they decided that,

you know what,

we're still going to

not have the government

have this power.

Oh.

Because they don't have it.

If you read the Constitution,

it says that the feds

can only do

what the Constitution said.

That's the tenth amendment, right?

Right.

And the Constitution

nowhere says

they can restrict immigration.

Therefore, they can't.

Oh, I don't have time

to look this up.

I will look it up.

We'll discuss it next week.

Because this is,

no, it's not winner.

Because you just

spotted off some words

you did not cite

any source at all.

The Constitution!

The Constitution

of the United States of America.

Which one?

What do you mean, which one?

The one that's currently in effect.

No.

Oh, not the other Constitution

that we're ignoring.

Not the one that

Nicholas Cage stole.

So they're not numbered

or anything.

Like, there's not 10

that are called

the Bill of Rights.

What does it mean

to be the Bill of Rights?

No, there's a Constitution.

Right.

The Constitution

of the United States

is what?

Is a document.

Okay.

Which says?

Well, it says

one thing that

the federal government

cannot do

something that

it has not explicitly

been granted

the ability to do.

So it's just

in the middle of a paragraph

with no other...

No, that's the 10th Amendment.

Oh, oh!

Oh, that's the 10th Amendment.

Yes.

So there's 10 of them.

Well, there's 27.

No, no, no, no.

Of the Bill of Rights.

Well, this is an arbitrary...

It's the first 10 that passed.

Okay, so they are numbered.

Yes.

Okay.

That's all I was saying.

So what?

Well, no, because I'm trying

to narrow this down a little bit.

Okay, the 10th Amendment says

the federal government

cannot...

It has no power

unless explicitly granted.

And then,

nowhere in the Constitution

you read the whole thing

it doesn't say

they can restrict immigration.

Therefore,

they don't have that power.

But they had spoke about it before,

but are we following the 10th Amendment?

Right, because they debated it.

Right.

And some said,

well, we should probably

restrict immigration a little bit.

And others said,

no, we're not going to do that.

And those guys won.

Do we follow the 10th Amendment?

Well, obviously we don't.

Okay.

We just want to make sure

we're on some...

We have some cohesiveness here.

Because...

We don't follow any of the amendments

except for the third.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

The Bill of Rights amendments.

Right.

Oh, yeah.

And then all the other ones

that they created.

That man created

after their forefathers.

Okay.

Well, that went a little sideways.

It's been kind of fun.

But I will look up

because I've done some research

on this in the past.

And they said that

they wanted America

to be a melting pot

and not to bring in

like a bunch of mass migration

from one particular country

because that would change

the way people vote

and could change

our country as a whole.

So the federal government

does have the power

of naturalization.

Right.

Which means granting citizenship.

Right.

So,

like,

the idea was

anybody can come

and work and live

and be productive.

And if you want to vote,

you have to apply

for naturalization.

And that's when

the federal government

has jurisdiction.

Constitutionally.

Okay.

I'll look it up a little bit better

to clarify that a little bit.

We'll talk about this again.

But all that being said,

the Statue of Liberty.

Uh-huh.

You know what it says

at the bottom, right?

Yeah.

That came in the 1800s, though.

But was it a joke

from France?

No.

Since you're weak,

you're weary.

I don't think so.

Oh, I think it's

a fucking huge joke.

It's just like

an inspirational poem thing,

I think.

Oh, no, no.

I think it's a huge joke

from France.

They're like,

oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

They were,

oh, monsieur.

Mmm,

have some stinky cheese.

Let's send the Americans

a concrete statue

that says,

oh, you're weak and weary.

Well, do you know

what Italy sent us

in Chicago?

What's that?

So, you don't know this?

No, I don't.

Behind Soldier Field,

there's a Roman column

that was sent to us

by Italy in the 1920s.

Okay.

Now, do you remember

who the leader of Italy

was in the 1920s?

Absolutely not.

Take a guess.

I don't know.

I don't worry

about other countries.

It started with an M.

I think I know the name,

but because of my speech,

I can't bring it out.

All right.

I'll know it

when you say it.

It's Mussolini.

Mussolini, yeah.

Okay, so he sent us

this Roman column,

the city of Chicago,

not USA.

Okay.

And it has an inscription

on it that says,

like, in the year 1922,

may fascism live on forever

and all this crazy shit.

And it's there.

And we are right.

I know.

I think they actually

took it away

during 2020

because, like, you know,

it's not politically

correct anymore.

But it was like,

I went and saw it

before he left

because I lived right there.

And like, yeah, it's there.

It's just there's no signs

or anything.

You have to know where it is.

Well, in Seattle,

they have a big statue.

I believe it's

a private property.

Yeah.

The Lenin one.

Yeah.

Like with blood on his hands.

Yeah.

But yeah, it's

but it's kind of

overhangs a sidewalk,

but whatever.

But yeah, it's just

it's weird.

Seattle's weird.

Oh, so more crypto news.

Oh, what's up?

This is this is getting bad, man.

So Kraken,

which is one of the only exchanges

that has Monero on it,

they're going to start

winding down Monero

on their on their exchanges.

So the official price

that you see for Monero,

it comes from all these exchanges.

Right.

So if they're if they're not

on any exchanges anymore,

like the Monero price

suddenly has to really reflect

its true value.

Because these places

can actually fuck with it.

Okay.

They can lie.

Right.

They can manipulate.

They can short sell.

So this will be interesting

going forward

when prices are actually natural.

So will they go up or down?

I honestly don't even know.

Like, I don't even know

how you would tell.

Right.

Because you only have

the street market price.

Oh, yeah.

How would you tell?

Okay.

And the other thing

on the Monero show,

I mentioned local Monero

as a way to get Monero.

Yeah.

Well, they're actually

shutting down, too.

Really?

Yeah.

So like,

it's getting rough out there

for privacy.

So if you want your Monero,

we give away Monero all the time.

I guess now's a great time.

This is.

Yeah, you're going to have to get in there.

To announce the new Monero giveaway.

So Dave's been giving me shit

because I don't ever come up

with any way to give away Monero

because it's really not my thing.

But I thought about it over the week.

But before you go into it.

Oh.

I want to say that

nobody won last week's challenge again.

Bunch of slackers.

Come on, guys.

Get in the challenge.

I'm giving you

easy fucking scores here.

So this one should be easy

because it happens all the time.

And all you have to do is give us

the time of the day of the video footage

of President Biden shitting his pants.

So the reason I came up with this,

there's a video from a couple of days ago.

Having his evil, evil, evil wife,

Dr. Jill Biden,

we're walking to the helicopter

or airplane or I don't know.

And I don't think he knew either.

So it's not my fault.

He stopped walking.

He had his legs spread apart just enough.

And then they zoomed in on his face.

And let's just say we think there

was a surprise in the diaper.

I am not looking for evidence of like the Secret Service,

you know, changing his diaper,

wiping his ass or anything.

Now the face, the face is good enough.

Just say he shit his pants.

We'll go on.

We'll verify it.

I mean, we're going to give it to you

because he shits his pants a lot.

And just so you know,

I am not making fun of old people shitting their pants

because young people do it too.

It happens.

I'm not going to get into that.

But the fact that,

and I blame Jill Biden for all this shit

because I told my wife,

I mean, if I ever got that old and that,

you know, out of my mind,

don't let me do podcasts.

I mean, she tried to stop me from doing these podcasts,

but I'm not quite there yet.

He is the leader of our country.

This shit needs to,

that's kind of funny.

This needs to stop.

I mean, at this point,

I'm not a fan of Harris,

but step down and let Harris take over.

Let that cackling hyena take over.

But it's bad.

And this is not something that we're just seeing.

The entire world is seeing this.

We have no authority in this world whatsoever.

Kind of like, oh yeah.

So, so yeah.

So time and date of the video.

And it has to be from the upcoming week.

It's gotta be the face.

Yeah.

It cannot be last week's.

I already got that one tagged.

So did you hear,

I'm going to segue into this.

We had a peace agreement with Hamas.

Okay.

So a bunch of people agreed not to fire rockets

and kill each other anymore.

Israel was not involved in it.

Really?

Yeah. But we agreed.

We all agreed that Israel needs to stop.

Oh.

Israel responded by launching rockets.

Oh yeah.

Which they should have.

Well, I assume all the college kids went home though, right?

Cause we all agreed.

Well, they're very hungry right now.

Oh, okay.

No, no, no.

They're doing it again.

We're starving.

Send us food.

This is not fair.

It's like, what?

Go home.

I know.

It's like, you're not a hostage.

Go.

It's like the immigrants in Denver.

They wanted them moved out of this particular park.

Yeah.

And they're like, no, we're not going.

Oh no, I'm sorry.

It's on private property.

Cause it's on the railroad property.

So railroad property is private property

and they're refusing to leave.

So Denver decided to negotiate with them

and gave into all the negotiations,

which were unlimited hot showers.

So I don't know if a bunch of 12 year olds are in there

going hot shower and some time alone or what,

but it's like a food, but it's gotta be healthy food.

We don't want the police monitoring our behavior.

There's just a litany of this insane demands

that Denver's is like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just leave, get off the public property.

It's private property.

You're making us look bad.

So, I mean, it's, this is getting out of control.

People, if you're going to take over a country

or you're going to take over, bring your own fucking food.

Jesus Christ, bring some water, bring some food.

They have that little backpack, the camel backpack.

It's full of water, you know, bring those with you.

Jeez, learn how to break into a vending machine or something.

Stop coming in and go, you're starving us out.

You're not the fucking American Indians on top of the,

oh, Starved Rock.

What was the name of that hill?

So you know what Starved Rock was named after.

And Starved Rock is a state park in Illinois.

And that's where, you know, you're going to get a little bit of water.

You're going to get a little bit of water.

You're going to get a little bit of water.

You're going to get a little bit of water.

And that's where the American soldiers surrounded a bunch of American Indians

at the top of the hill and starved them out.

Not getting into that.

It's a whole other argument.

But that's kind of what's going on now.

But guess what?

These people can leave.

And they can go back to their mommy and daddy.

And they can get the PB&J with the crust cut off.

Because you know, crust is a little bit rough to chew with the gums and stuff.

You know, when you're so quick.

You're both cereal.

You're both cereal.

When I say cereal, you say eat it for fucking dinner, you shitheads.

It's nutritional and it'll kill you in the long run.

So eat it.

Speaking of railroads, I had a package coming in.

OK.

And I get an alert from UPS.

And it said, your package has been delayed because of a rail derailment.

Really?

What the fuck?

I've never seen a notice like this before.

So I go look it up.

And I figure the route it was taking.

And I found a news story about a train derailing in Arizona

near the New Mexico border.

And like.

The train just fucking blew up.

Because it was carrying propane tanks or something.

OK.

And it just like blew up.

And I guess.

That's reasonable.

My shit was on a different car because it got there safe a couple days later.

Was it charred in any way?

No.

Hmm.

But like, you know, we had the East Palestine, Ohio disaster.

And then there was a bunch of others.

Yeah.

And then they kind of just stopped talking about it.

Stopped the news.

Stopped reporting on them.

Well, this was a giant fucking train that blew up.

And nobody said anything about it.

Why wasn't that in the news?

I would think it should be.

Well, I mean, those Pittsburgh barges that got released.

They went floating down the river.

Yeah.

And like nobody got hurt somehow.

But.

But a train blew up.

A train blew up.

I mean, that's interesting news to me.

That's huge.

Where's the news story?

They say propane.

So was it like a propane car?

I think so.

Aren't those like regulated so they don't blow up?

Yeah, well, sometimes they blow up.

Wow.

So again, the media is not telling us everything we need to know.

The government's lying to us.

Yeah, I found some like local fucking bumfuck Arizona newspaper that wrote about it.

So not really a political story, but just one that makes me laugh.

So there's a zoo in China that didn't have any panda bears.

I saw that.

They painted dogs.

They painted dogs.

Yeah, China just kind of doesn't give a fuck.

They do all sorts of shit like that where I saw one where a guy was walking down the street, and he lifted up the grass.

And he lifted up the grass.

And he lifted up the grass.

And then he had to break a crate to a storm drain and there was just nothing there.

Really?

Yeah.

So they put storm drains over nothing.

So it's like that movie, oh, the Jim Carrey movie where he lived in a bubble and everybody else they were actors?

Oh, Truman Show.

Yeah, the Truman Show.

Yeah, I just watched that the other day actually.

Yeah, I mean that's what they do in China.

Huh, interesting.

A lot of it's fake.

I'm pretty much done with most of...

Oh no, what the hell am I talking about?

Yeah.

Oh geez.

back to Senator Johnson real quick. He did come

out publicly and say he wants all charges

against Trump dismissed. Oh, yeah.

Now, I don't have any follow-up on that, but he did

say it, so that kind of goes back to the fact

that I think there is a little bit of

things going on. He has

no power to do that. I mean, what does that mean?

He's the Speaker of the House, so I mean, there's...

Well, no, I mean, no, he could... They have the

purse strings right now. They could start going...

These are all state charges. They can't

do anything. They're not all state charges.

They're all state charges. New York, Georgia...

What about the federal prosecutor that just

popped up? Well, okay, the document case, but that's done.

No, no, no, no. The federal prosecutor,

I believe that popped up in New York

to help out Alan Bragg.

He left a high-paying job as a federal prosecutor

to aid in the

conviction of Trump.

So, I guess, if you're

undecided... Okay, I'm not going to tell you who to vote

for. I don't care who you vote for, but if you're

undecided right now, please

message us and let us know

why you're undecided and also message

us your address so we can

hit you in the fucking head with a hammer.

Because I don't care.

If you want to vote Kennedy, vote the guy

who was braggated by a worm.

I don't care.

Did you hear about that?

He, I mean,

okay, I'm running for president.

There's stories I want to get out and stories I don't

want to get out. Well, he also said

he said, I'll put

five more worms in my brain and then

debate you guys and still win.

Okay, you know what? I wonder if he did it

just for that tagline.

He's like,

if I set him up, I'll say this,

they'll respond to me, and then I'm going to

nail him with this.

Although I did like,

I don't like mentioning names

that people who aren't here, but there is one

particular gentleman who should have been here

tonight so we can discuss a few things.

Call me out there, dude. Anytime

you want to show up, show up. But I did like

his point. He made a valid

point with Trump and Kennedy. Those two

should just start going on the campaign

trail separately, but then debating each

other like Biden doesn't even exist.

Not even mention Biden. Just forget he

exists. Well, that's kind of what we're doing

with the LP. Yes, you are. True.

Like, we're the ones starting this shit.

It's like, this is crazy. I love it.

If they carry that out, that

would be genius. It's like, don't

even mention it. Right, right. Biden doesn't exist.

People are like, oh, they're going to watch the debate

and watch Trump go off on Biden, and they're

just like, oh, talk about shit in his pants.

Talk about this. Wait, he never brought

Biden up. What? Who's Biden? I know, who's Biden?

I mean, it's really genius.

It was a really, it's a,

I would love to see it. So, Trump, I know

you're listening, because, you know, I mean, we're, you know,

we're there with each other.

Just do it. Hook up with Kennedy,

do your debates, and forget about

Biden, because we all hopefully

will be in the very, very near future.

Jesus. Because now

if you,

the girl that he molested

that lives in Russia now,

Tara Reid.

Allegedly.

Allegedly. I sort of don't really

know, but I'm pretty damn sure it happened.

That kind of thing.

Tucker interviewed her,

and I think that video just dropped.

She's in Russia,

because she's, literally, they will charge

her if she comes back.

And

was it, what's that guy's, Gates?

Matt Gates. Matt Gates, yeah.

It's a weird spelling, the word Gates.

G-A-T-S.

He said, he goes, I can't

protect you. Do not come back to America, because

they will arrest you. I think he might be

coming to the convention, too. Really?

I saw a tweet, but I didn't

click into it, but I saw his name.

So he might be there.

Vivek's going to be there. This is fucking amazing.

This is sort of a really cool thing.

I'm going for free as a delegate.

No, no, no. I know, but what's cool

about this, though, is literally the media

has to show libertarians

not stoned and

walk around in a circle looking for their Twinkies.

Yeah, yeah. And there's another thing I want to address.

So, like,

on this show, I labeled it as

an agorist show, where

agorism is kind of, you know,

just ignore the government, do your thing,

and we advance liberty that way.

Right.

Someone was giving me shit the other day.

Well, you guys call yourself

agorists, but you're also

running for the LP and talking about

the LP and blah, blah, blah.

And I'm like, I didn't really

get into it, because it's Twitter, right? I only got 140

characters. But, like,

the way I look at it is

I'm not in the LP to

get elected and pass law.

And do it

from within and all this stupid shit.

If I win, I'm going to

end the Fed, if I can. But

that's not my goal. My goal

is to spread the message of liberty.

True. Right? So, and

the LP is a free

platform with

ballot access to be able to do that.

Yeah. So what's this guy think? We're supposed to

sit back and just bitch and do nothing?

I mean, I've been very clear. If you listen to the fucking

podcast, I've been extremely clear.

I want to be an obstructionist.

I'm going to be the biggest turd in the punch bowl.

And that's what I want to do.

What a lot of people will say is just ignore

politics entirely and just

go create alternative economies.

But, like, politics

ain't ignoring you. Right. I had a

shitty neighbor one time. I tried ignoring that neighbor.

The neighbor didn't go away.

They were still a shitty fucking neighbor. And the other thing is,

like I said,

it's a platform, right? Yeah.

Like, I'm not doing this to get

elected and represent

you and

pass the laws that you think are good

or that I think are good.

I'm doing this to spread the message, right? So if I have

a microphone, I'm going to use that

microphone. Well, no, I think we actually discussed

this if that guy would listen to the show

before insulting us. I told him.

Which I don't really care if he listens or not.

Fucking shut up. But we talked about this

last time because I made up the mention that

as a libertarian, how do you pass

a law that's good for people? And you're like, well, you

don't. Right. You just get rid of

the bad laws. Right. And I think that's probably

the best way to look at that. If somebody

has to go in and clean this shit up.

Well, I mean, that's my second priority.

The first priority is getting the

message out. Because they're, I mean,

I hear this all the time

where someone says, well,

libertarian, what's that? I mean, like, 2024

you don't know what a libertarian is, but they're

out there. So like, and you

tell them, if you explain it to them, they're like, oh my god,

that's awesome. I didn't even know that

there was such a thing. Right.

I mean, I've actually said I'm a libertarian. Oh, so

you're a liberal, right? Go,

no, not

even close.

I mean, yeah, there's some few similar

squiggly lines that match up

in those two words at the beginning, but it

goes all the way back to the

part after that. But it's like, they

did, so they did a survey

back in like 2018

or 2019, and they were

talking to millennials. And they were just kind

of given like the Trump policies

and libertarian politics.

A bunch of just a wide

variety of laws and

philosophies. Yeah. But they

didn't mention whose they were. Right.

And they're just like, oh, I love that. Oh, I love that.

That's great. Why don't we do that? Why don't we do that?

Right. Because you guys don't fucking listen.

Right. It's not Republican

versus Democrat. There's more people out

there.

That's the other thing. I heard this on the radio on the

way back, on my way home.

So there's a petition going out now.

They want it as a sign. First, the most

annoying thing about it is, the first

20 minutes of the radio show, they were

talking about signing this petition.

And I'm like, what petition? Yeah. I mean,

you're a radio show. I just got in my

car. What are you talking about?

And you're going back forever. I don't know why

more people have been signing this petition. Because we

don't know what the fuck it is.

But apparently here in Nevada, we do have

a petition going out for

voter

integrity. Integrity

is that word. Don't even make me. I'm not getting

into this long conversation about my speech again.

But basically, it's voter ID

in Nevada. So we have to have

50,000.

There's a lot of signatures

we have to have in every four of our districts in

Nevada. So if you live in Nevada, track it down.

Go ahead and sign that one. I'm not signing that shit.

Why not? You don't think voter ID?

No, fuck that. I don't think the government should ever

have a database of people. Ever.

For any reason. But they do. Your driver's license.

But they shouldn't. But they do. But they shouldn't.

So suck it up. No. Suck it up,

buttercup. Well, I've got to get rid of that stuff.

Then get rid of it. You're the one running for

assembly. You're the one running for Congress.

Yeah, Congress has no control over Nevada's laws.

I'm the little Nevada guy over here.

You're in the big house. But they have no control

over Nevada's state laws. That's a state law.

No, I'm talking about worldwide. I mean,

in a country.

But there's no federal ID.

Driver's license. No, that's a state thing.

The real ID. That's not

the same thing. It's the real ID. It's a

federal. It's a federal program,

but states issue IDs. States

mandate IDs. But you can't fly

without it. Well,

I'll work on that then.

So it is a federal ID without

saying it's a federal ID. Like the government's

always honest.

Like this whole argument

that, oh, they already database you, so just

have another one. No. Stop having

more. We don't need it. If you can't

handle the votes yourself, go fuck

yourself. Too fucking bad.

By the way, you think they had photo

ID in the early 1800s

when they voted? They had like 12 people.

So what? You know

12 people. So then do it that

way. If you can't do

it that way, too fucking bad.

Make a new state.

Make a new jurisdiction. That's kind of the logic

I use on you right before the show.

Start your own city here in Nevada. What you can

do is select past that and I think 21.

You still have to follow the state laws. No, you don't.

Yes, you do. You're a sovereign citizen.

No, you're not. Come on, man. Be a sovereign citizen.

Yeah, okay. I'll bail you out of jail every time

they arrest you. And by the way, you can only do that in the fucking desert

where there's no water and no roads and no anything.

Oh, you want luxuries now, too.

Yes, of course. So you want the government to provide you

luxuries. No, I want to be able to use the ones

that are already there. Why? That I already paid

for. But they're highly regulated. But I paid for

them. So? So I want to use them.

I paid for them. Oh, I see. They're mine. I'm going to

bitch and yell about them, but I'm going to use them all up.

But they're mine.

Well, actually, I think

most of the parts of the desert, you've got

water underneath the desert. No, not the parts that are

for sale like that, where you can make a city.

Really? Yeah. I've looked it up

because I saw like

20,000 acres for sale.

10 grand. I'm like, ooh, I should buy that.

And then I click on the listing and it's like

No water rights. Like next to

Area 51. No water. No

road. No way to get there.

Yeah, but you could spy on 51.

Big fucking deal.

What's going on?

They'll shoot me. What's going on there? No, if you're

on your own property, you could be like, I'm on

my own property. They'll still shoot me. I know.

Yeah, they didn't shoot Randy Weaver or anything on his own

property? I didn't hear about this one.

Ruby Ridge. Oh, yeah.

I was thinking

there was that protest in front of Area 51.

They're like, let's go protest Area

51. And it was like, yeah, let's go.

The military goes, fuck you. We're a military

base. Do not enter our property.

Yeah.

Oh, and

you figure Ruby Ridge. I also

I so whenever I'm traveling the country,

I would stop at like big events where

I think especially when there was

government overreach involved in and Waco, Texas.

We went to the Branch

Davidian Memorial

site. There's a memorial site set up.

Now, I mean,

David Koresh, whatever, dude. I mean,

right or wrong,

they could have got

him when they went for his daily jog. They

decided to try to raid his house and make

a big fucking scene about it. But because

of that, because of the U.S. government,

overstepping their bounds and

doing what they did to the Branch Davidian,

I now know what abortion by fire

means. And I did never

ever want to know what that meant.

So basically, if you're pregnant and you catch

on fire, you will abort that baby comes shooting

out. That's our government

for you people. Pay

attention. See what happens.

Oh, Jesus.

I went down a couple different roads on that one,

but that's why it's fun to be here.

We have a canary in the cage

every once a week.

Let's see where we go. I think I've got all my

little crazy rantings out.

Mentioned the

Stormy and Michael Cohen.

I think they were having sex. My opinion, it could be

wrong. I think they extorted from

Trump.

I think that's it until I do my little special segment.

Which kind of links into the food

pyramid, which I try to do all that a lot.

But why don't you tell us how to save our ass

with the dark web? No, no, not dark web.

Oh, that's right. You're doing something else.

We're talking about routers today. That's right.

So a router is the device,

that hooks you up to the internet.

So

nowadays, or in the old days,

you would go up by the phone. Remember that?

You would dial up and it would make that weird noise.

And then someone would pick up the phone

and they would kick you off. And then you'd be like,

Mom, I'm on the internet!

But nowadays, it's all broadband.

And

usually the ISP will

give you a device called a router,

which is the interface between you

and the ISP and your home network.

Now, some ISPs,

will let you use your own router.

Right.

And others will say, no, no, you have to use ours.

So if they let you use your own,

you know, you can skip ahead to the next bit.

But first, I'm going to talk about what happens

if they force you to use theirs.

So you still want to get your own router.

And what you want to do is you want to take their router

and turn it and turn on what's called bridge mode.

OK. Bridge mode basically means

everything that comes in, just pass it along.

Everything that comes out,

just pass it along.

So what you do is you hook their router up to the wall.

OK.

And then their router up to your router.

And then your router just goes to the rest of your network.

OK.

And then all the stuff you want to do,

you control on your router.

And then their router is just a transparent bridge.

So you can do stuff on the Internet that that router can't see?

It sees it.

OK.

But the reason they do this is a kind of authentication.

So they put a little tag on the,

their router and if they don't see that tag,

they don't give you Internet.

Okay.

Now, like some of them will

just like put the tag on your router.

It's not a physical tag or anything,

it's just like an identifier that you can look up.

Okay.

Well, yeah, once you put it in Bridge Mode,

you still get the Internet service,

but you can control things through your router.

So, what I really want to talk about

is flashing your router with open source software.

All right.

So, even when you buy a router at the store,

it comes with this garbage ass software.

It has like no features,

it's full of bugs,

it can be fucking hacked the second you turn it on.

Literally every company, it's all dog shit.

Okay. So, what you want to do is you want to get

some of the open source options.

The two big ones are OpenWRT and Fresh Tomato.

I like that one.

I like Fresh Tomato.

It's got kind of a better GUI, better graphics.

It's got nice graph.

It's got nice graphs and charts and all that stuff.

But both are solid options.

Just pick whatever is best for you.

You know, look at the website, look at the features.

Maybe you like a different brand of hardware

that supports one of those over the other.

Okay.

So, you have to look at the compatibility.

But essentially, all you do is you go to the website

of the router software, you download the image they give you

and inside the router controls on your normal router,

there's going to be an option that says flash image.

Okay. Yeah.

And you just upload that image, let it do its thing,

it'll reboot and then it'll come up to the new software.

Oh.

And then from there, you can now do a whole bunch of cool shit

that you couldn't do before.

Really?

I mean, like most routers software by default will let you port forward

and maybe do some bandwidth controls and that's about it.

Okay.

So, the open source ones, they have plug-ins.

So, like there's use cases.

Yeah.

Like user's divine stuff.

Yeah.

Which you can download and add on.

So, if like the default functions aren't there for you,

you can grab a plug-in or you can write your own plug-in.

But they have a lot of functionality out of the box.

So, they'll do things like ad blocking.

So, like a lot of people will do ad blocking on their laptop,

but you'd go on the mobile phone and you still see ads, right?

Because there's no ad blocking.

Right.

But if you do it on the router, now you get no ads at all anywhere.

Other things you can do,

are better parental controls.

So, a lot of people complain,

oh, we need the government to ban porn websites and all this bullshit.

No.

Do this yourself.

It's very simple.

You can do it through your own router, right?

You can put mom and dad's laptop on the porn site

and then little Jimmy's website or laptop can't use the porn website.

It's very fucking easy.

You can set things up like separate networks.

So, you can have the office network versus the home network

versus the IoT network.

Where your fridge and your lamps and all the other bullshit is.

And then you can prevent those things from talking to China, right?

So, you can do all sorts of wonders with this stuff.

You can have custom DNS.

You can run your own VPN.

Okay, I just had a question.

So, the VPN, will that override what you can...

Like, let's say they block porn on your router.

Right.

Will the VPN get past that?

Well, so we're talking about two different things.

Right, that's why I asked.

Yeah.

The VPN on the router is actually a server.

So, you know, right now I'm at your house.

Right.

But if I wanted to connect to my home network, I can do that

because I can log into my VPN.

Yeah.

And then it would be like I'm on my own home network.

Okay.

So, like, if I'm in a hotel or something, I can manage my network.

I can watch my movies.

I can do anything I want as if I was at home.

And I mean, like, that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Yeah.

There's tons and tons of things you can do.

And you're safer, right?

These things are all hardened.

They're monitored by various people.

You know, bug reports come in.

They get fixed right away.

It's like we talked about on the open source issue where that XZ thing got infiltrated.

Yeah.

Right?

Bam.

Two days later, someone found it and fixed it.

It's much safer, much more in your control.

I mean, there's no downside.

Yeah.

So, I mean, I think that's a good point.

Yeah.

So, yeah.

Take the time.

Learn how it works.

Protect yourself.

Protect yourself.

Yeah.

I mean, because, you know, I mean, look what happened.

So, did you hear what's happening in Canada?

Well, I didn't have a…

No, no.

About what you're talking about.

So, they're going after people's speech on the internet.

Yeah.

And they're willing to…

You might get fined.

Right.

But now they're saying you better go back into all your posts you've ever made.

Oh, the past ones.

Yeah.

And delete them because we will come after you and fine you for that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, I wanted to make sure you know what's going on.

Yeah.

And they're saying you better go back into all your posts you've ever made.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, it's not going to help you for that.

Well, the router is not going to help you with that but…

No, I know.

But it was just one of those things.

I'm like, seriously Canada, get your shit together.

Let your people be free.

But it will help you in the event that, you know, they start wanting to correct.

So, the other thing you can do, you don't have…

Instead of running your VPN server, you can put your VPN client on the router.

Oh.

So, like a lot of people will do express…

I know we talked about Proton and mullvad and the better options.

Instead of putting that on your laptop, you can put that on your router.

So now, again, your whole network goes through the VPN.

Okay.

So, I mean, are you pro-VPN?

I mean, it depends.

It depends on what your use case is, what you're trying to do.

In general, you should always have some kind of VPN access.

I mean, does it...

And then know when to use it.

Does it really work, though?

I mean, is it...

Well, for what?

That's the whole point.

Well, that's the thing.

If you want to hide your...

Track your history or your searches...

Well, who are you hiding and tracking from?

Probably, I mean, I guess the government, for lack of a better term.

No, it's not going to help from that.

I mean, will they...

They might see your searches...

No, they're not going to see it in real time, but they're going to say,

oh, he's on the VPN.

Go send a warrant to the VPN company.

And then the VPN company will just...

Yes.

Like, they're pretty safe just giving up to the government?

Yes.

And then they'll...

Okay, so it's...

In general, yeah.

Yes.

So it's a small safety net.

Yeah, it's not...

It's probably not going to work in the operation.

Again, you have to know what you're trying to protect against.

So your ISP can see everything you do by default.

Right.

Now, the VPN will protect against that.

Okay.

You know, there's things like Netflix won't show you a movie unless you're in Spain.

Well, you can trick them and make them think you're in Spain.

No, Netflix shut me down on that.

I wanted to watch a movie and it was only on the...

It was a foreign country version.

So I used to go by VPN.

Yeah.

And I changed my IP address to that country.

Yeah.

And the login tree came up.

Yeah.

I entered my login information and then it just shut me down and said,

like, something wasn't right here.

Yeah, I'm sure they're getting wise to that.

But the VPN companies, like, they are always moving around, changing their IPs.

So, like, you know, it's an arms race.

Okay.

Yeah, because I use the VPN, I mean, quite a bit for, like, certain things.

Right.

But running the VPN server...

Yeah.

...is more of a way to manage your own network when you're out.

Now, can you run your own VPN server?

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

So it's just off your router?

Yes.

I mean, you can do it.

You don't have to do it on the router.

You can do it on one of those single board PCs I was showing.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

But the Fresh Tomato, I know, does have it in the router software.

So, since we're not sponsored by any VPN company yet, I'm sure they're trying to contact us right now.

It's in the junk mail, right?

Yeah.

What is the best VPN to use that is the ones that will stay with the federal government until the subpoena comes?

Probably the best one out there is called mullvad.

They'll take Monero payments, and you don't even need an account.

So, like, you say, I want a VPN account, and they'll just give you a random number and say, okay, pass this Monero.

And when you log in, just use this random number.

You don't need an email.

You don't need a name.

You don't need an address.

Nothing.

So, if you pay the Monero, you have a VPN.

So, are they tracking...

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