Security Fasteners, Monero Wallets

Alright, welcome to the Canary in the Cage podcast. I'm Ron Morgan, my co-host.

Dave Havlicek.

We're here to educate you, entertain you, and hopefully make you laugh because it's

fucking crazy out there.

The canary doesn't have his light on.

Oh, he's still dead though.

We might actually...

We have to let everyone see him that he's dead.

He might be resurrected here pretty soon if the election goes in the right direction,

which it looks like it's going to.

Yeah, I think it's dead either way.

Yeah, that's probably true.

So Don Lemon popped up in the news again.

Oh yeah, I didn't see this one.

So he is very confident that Michelle Obama is the prettiest first lady ever.

Now, wait a minute. I only know what like three of them look like and I can already

name a prettier one.

Well, no, no, but see you're looking at this wrong.

Oh, okay.

Because Don Lemon's gay.

Oh, okay.

So he would find them more attractive.

Well, now, even then I don't know because, I mean, didn't Eleanor Roosevelt look kind

of manly?

Well, he may not have went back that far.

Well, I mean, I don't be one of his favorites, I would think.

Actually, no, technically, we were missing this completely.

Yeah.

Don Lemon should have found Mary Todd to be the prettiest first.

Yeah, I mean, Eleanor...

She looked like a guy.

Here's Eleanor Roosevelt.

Put her up on the screen for you guys like this.

Bring up Mary Todd.

She doesn't look as bad as this.

Oh, dude, you've never seen Mary Todd?

Yes, I have.

Abraham Lincoln was gay.

He married her woman.

That looks like he's like she's a man.

Okay.

It's not fair because it's also the 1800s.

So they didn't have makeup and...

Okay, this is pretty bad.

I don't remember her being that bad.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my pretty Dave.

Wow.

All right, enough of that.

Okay, let's move on.

So I'm a little depressed.

Yeah.

I can't call Tim Walsh...

Tim Walsh, what does that have to fuck?

I can't call him Elmer Fudd anymore.

Why?

Elmer Fudd can load his gun.

No, he loaded it just fine.

He was trying to reload it or something?

Wait, he was trying...

I mean, apparently, I think he was actually loading a clip.

He was trying to unload it or...

And he put the clip in.

The funny thing is, I didn't really watch the video and do this count, but somebody else

did, and posted on X, we need to count how many shells he put in because he might have

an illegal gun.

I believe a shotgun is four shells only.

Where?

Oh, no, it's the...

Not in Nevada, it ain't.

No, it is.

It's a federal law.

No, it ain't.

You got a little box right there.

You can go ding, ding, ding, ding.

Oh, shit, Ronald was right.

I don't think so.

Speaking of that, when we start arguing, can I get somebody to stand over here and call

the show if it gets too bad?

A fact check?

Yeah, when I beat you too bad, it arguments.

A little fact checking allowed.

No, no, no, not fact checking.

Just stop it.

Like what they did to...

The standard fucking Mossberg in Remington, they had like nine-shell models.

You know, as a kid, they had a block.

You could not remove the block.

It's actually a bird preservation bill.

Okay.

So, it says...

I believe it's only four shotguns, four shells in a shotgun.

Although they will take more, but in the case of the older shotguns, you got to take the

block out, and apparently I didn't even know shotguns are clips.

Okay, so it depends on how the shotgun works.

So, pump action has no limit.

That's why.

Oh, okay.

So, that's...

Yeah, but I don't know...

I don't think he was rocking a pump action.

Oh, he's pumping.

Well, not the shotgun, though.

Speaking of him pumping...

They tried to come out with October surprise and said that Tim Waltz is gay.

Yeah.

And I'm like, let's no fucking surprise, we already knew that.

Yeah.

I knew that when he got pulled over for his DUI, and he was driving a gray Miata.

Anybody who drives a Miata...

Well, okay, I've been told I have to make this correction.

The only men that are allowed to drive Miatas is if you're turning it into a track car.

So apparently with the lower...

What?

My son has friends that have Miatas for track cars.

So, I can't...

I've never heard of this Miata thing, because I thought they were like little...

Oh, it's a jit car.

And so he was driving a Miata just to explain it all.

So, but I mean, and that's the thing, it's like...

I was kind of figuring out, how do we address genders on this show?

Because do we want to be politically correct?

Do we want to be real and just say two?

But I kind of like Andrew Dice Clay's version of genders.

Oh, yeah?

What's that?

You either suck dick or you don't.

Okay.

So that kind of encompasses...

Well, it's not gender, I mean...

Well, no, but I mean, that brings in guys, because some guys prefer the company of men.

Sure.

So they suck dick.

That's just whether you're gay or not.

Right.

That's not what your gender is.

Oh, give me, and I worked at Andrew Dice Clay's, suck dick or not, jump in and you're like,

well, technically...

You know, I go back and I watch some of his old specials and I'm like, you know what,

this guy wasn't actually that funny.

Yeah, but he made a fucking career over the same jokes.

Well, of course.

No, it's the same.

You can do that by yourself.

No, even now, he's done stand up and the audience is telling the joke with him.

That is unheard of in the comedy community.

So he's a genius, in my mind.

Okay.

He's a big, fat, mild, mild genius.

That is kind of funny.

I mean, hickory, dickory, dog, this bitch or something.

Okay, yeah, we got it.

Everyone knows they're new to that.

Of course.

If you don't, just go hide under a rock, because that's where you're meant.

Because Dice Man is kind of funny.

Oh, Jesus.

Is that all the...

I think there's another Tim Waltz story I want to get to.

Well, I think you kind of just like cut this one off a little bit, because the whole thing

was someone came out and accused him of doing stuff when he was a high school teacher.

So the pedo, let's get into the pedo.

I didn't know to get into that or not, because...

Well, it seems like fake.

Well, that story was supposed to break this week.

Okay.

But that could be an October surprise.

Well, it's going to break next week now, and then all of a sudden the elections are here.

Yeah, but I keep seeing like someone came out with a story, it was like an anonymous story,

and then someone put a name to it.

And then there was a video of the guy who supposedly is that name, but it's an AI video.

So it could be fake.

He had a foreign exchange student living with him, and that's the guy who claims that...

So that's a different person than is in the AI video.

Oh, it is.

Okay, because the guy from China or Asia claims that they had intercourse, and it was not consensual.

Interesting.

And Waltz said he would have an important if he complains about it.

And I'm saying this is true because I don't know.

I don't have those receipts just yet.

I'm looking for them though.

Checking Kroger's analysis.

Yeah, I don't know.

So the thing about this shit is, why would you not say something about it way before now?

Well, they're kids, they're grown.

But why would you wait for them to be the...

So he's already the governor of Minnesota, right?

So why would you come out with this when he's running for the governor?

Back then he was a teacher.

So?

So this happened a long time ago.

What I'm saying, if you're gonna like wait for it to be politically convenient, why wouldn't

you say this when he's running for governor?

But who says it didn't come out when running for governor?

What are you talking about?

It didn't.

The media won't cover it.

Oh, come on.

Oh, dude, the media's covered up so much shit.

Twitter existed.

But it was throttled.

Doesn't matter.

It would have eventually come out.

It would have been on a fork channel and you'd be like, you can't keep this stuff in.

I mean, and that's if the kids spoke up about it.

But I'm saying, why wouldn't you?

Why would you wait until now?

It's so fucking stupid, it makes no sense.

I don't know.

I mean, I say the same thing about the women who say they were raped 15 years ago.

You should have said something back then.

So you have a valid point.

I don't know.

And that's one reason I wasn't really gonna jump on that one that much.

I mean, you have to cover it at least with news.

But the dude looks like a pedo.

No, he does.

Do you know a lot of pedos?

No, okay, so funny story.

No, no, funny story.

Here we go.

Well, so.

Actually, my brother.

Actually, I've written on them.

I'm not gonna finish that.

I actually forgot the hand sign.

So when my child was growing up, we taught him hand signs.

Okay.

And once I gave, he was in a store and he was like, you know, 15, 20 feet away from us.

And there was a weird, a weird creepy dude over there.

We'd be like, Derek, and we would, I forget what the sign was.

Yeah.

And then my son came up with it.

He won up to it.

And he goes, it's big time pedo, whatever they, whatever they was.

But I actually really liked it.

My wife and son came up with that.

And I really liked it because it just made him more self aware of his surroundings.

Right.

When most kids are like, oh my God, G.I. Joe the Conqueror grip.

And yes, I know it's an old reference, but it's a callback to last week.

So I just did a callback.

So it made him aware and to watch his surroundings because there are creepy dudes out there.

And there's creepy women out there too.

Honestly, I mean, if a female molester 15 year old boy, 10, 15 year old boy just won.

So I don't know.

I don't want to get too deep in the weeds on that one.

But yeah, no, I just, I don't know.

I'm kind of waiting for some live interviews that are not AI.

Yeah.

I mean, I don't know.

It's just always bullshit, right?

Like if it were real, you would have said something.

No, the media covers.

Okay.

The media, you call the cops.

No, good example.

Harris is out there now saying that Donald Trump's handlers are hiding him and he's got dementia.

That's just like a talking point for like,

He is seeming to break down a little bit.

Oh, come on.

Like he was a dancing thing.

I heard about it, but I don't, he was just,

He was at a rally.

He does that little.

No, but he was at a rally and like they were playing music and he was doing that.

But then it just went on for like 30 minutes straight.

Was it a good song?

It was a little several songs.

I mean, was he in the groove?

I wasn't like, but that's just weird.

Isn't it?

That's not normal.

Something's wrong here.

I mean, he was feeling the moment call because somebody's like 78 years old.

He's fucking old.

No, no, no, no.

The different explanation for that is Elon Musk microdosed him.

He's just seeing all the stuff.

When you're old, like shit deteriorates fast.

I mean, like one day, like,

I disagree.

Dude, my grandma went like that.

So Biden has been,

No, but we're talking, we're talking to, we're talking dementia versus just old.

Oh, I see yours.

They once they turn that old page, once they turn the page,

Yeah, turn the page.

Turn the page.

Wait, I can't get my eyes to that shit.

Fucking headache.

Um, no, and you might, I mean, who knows?

But whatever.

Trump can't service four years out.

We get president Vance.

So I'm cool as hell with that.

Like the interview he was in, I don't think I talked about this last week.

I think it happened since our last show.

This reporter, she thought she could really drill down on Vance.

Yeah, only I saw it.

And be like, well, I mean, you say there's Venezuelan gangs taking over apartments.

It's only in a few cities.

Yeah, like what?

And he goes, did you actually say that?

Right.

Did you hear it?

You said, you said in America, it's okay that Venezuelan gangs are taking over some apartments.

A couple apartments.

Who cares?

My God.

Oh, man, the media is just, oh, they're driving me.

I get the rhetoric.

I love October surprises, but it's gone to this like everything's a lot.

Like nothing's true anymore.

I'm just going to, I'm just going to make everything up and there's got, and I put the

media, I actually put the media for that because in the past they would call them out.

Yeah.

Now they don't.

Well, there's no fact checking law.

We've just, you can't, you know how to do that.

No, speaking of Trump, so they're doing his appeal in New York for the fraud case.

Have you watched it?

Holy, thank goodness there's still some judges out there with a fucking half a brain.

Somebody might be going to jail, but it's not Trump.

And the funny thing is like the questions they're asking are the things like we were

saying on the podcast during the trial.

It's like this is just fucking obvious, right?

How do you not ask these questions?

And the government prosecutors, they're just like what the fucking deer in the headlights.

Like, well, why should I even have to answer?

Like, what are you talking about?

So you're watching this case.

Fuck!

This is the money laundering case?

Yeah.

The money, what else?

The fraudulent loans.

So.

From Deutsche Bank.

That case fell apart.

Yeah.

What about the other case in New York?

That he's never been.

Which one?

The 34 connections.

Oh, the Stormy Daniels.

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

That's not even up until after the election, isn't it?

No, he hasn't even been sitting shit because the judge is not going to.

It's after the election.

Right, it was supposed to be July 11th.

Then it went to September or something.

And now it's after the election because it's not going to happen.

It's going to happen.

Especially now.

No, after the Supreme Court just destroyed them.

It doesn't matter.

They don't care.

These people like, you don't understand how.

Congress has already called for documentation from that guy's.

Okay.

Daughter for breaking the law.

Okay.

They don't care.

And it's, it comes down to the precedent that is set.

They don't care.

They have judicial immunity.

No, because, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Other with politicians.

Because if Trump.

They don't care.

They have immunity to.

If Trump is convicted and sentenced, then he can go after Biden.

Ish.

Okay.

Because I mean, Biden kind of.

Okay.

Although, you're much weird.

Biden's been on camera now.

Probably the last week or two, I've seen him pop up a couple of times.

Yeah.

He looks normal.

He's not having the weird shit.

He's not looking lost.

His eyes don't look lost anymore.

So have they stopped drugging him or started drugging him or maybe it was a stress of the

job.

Because I mean, obviously he is the president, but I don't think he is president.

If you catch my drift.

Yeah.

No.

I mean, now that we're here with my sort of announced the Monero challenge last week,

no one was able to give me a global warming fact that was said more than 10 years ago

that actually came true.

I don't blame people for not being able to do that.

I don't think it's a lot of research.

I don't think it exists.

I bet if you watch every documentary and read every paper, you're going to find something

in there.

That's true.

But who's going to invest that time?

So I wasn't going to drop this hint, but if you probably would have looked at the

recordings of ocean temperatures, you probably would have found it there.

And I'll tell you why.

So the problem is like the way I took the challenge is it has to be an obviously verifiable

event, right?

So like the ball dives are under water, right?

They either are or they aren't.

Ocean temperatures are rising.

Yeah.

So that's the problem is like, how do you measure that?

Well, that's the problem.

They change the way they do the measure.

Right.

That's why I wouldn't accept things.

I wouldn't accept it either.

But you could have at least said, well, they claim that temperatures are going to be extra

than these.

Yeah, they could have tried.

No one tried.

Because they're monitoring the water temperature in the engine of a boat and not the actual

ocean.

I'm saying, I'm saying if you found like hard verifiable predictions and you went through

every single fucking thing, you would find at least one that came true.

Yeah.

But the amount of effort required to do that, like, because I Googled, right?

And Google is just fucking flooded with garbage.

Right.

It's like, oh, these models said this and we were within 30%.

So that counts as a true prediction.

I'm like, no asshole, like show me a glacier that melted, show me an island that's underwater.

Like show me some specific thing I can see with my own two eyes.

And Google's never going to tell you that.

So you have to go do the research yourself.

And I'm not investing that effort.

Not for a dollar of Monero.

Sorry.

No, no, no, you just, you, you flip it and say a dollar of Monero.

But you get it one day and the next day it might be a dollar 10 of Monero and then a

dollar 20 of Monero.

Well, actually it's more like a dollar 60 right now.

See, there you go.

You're underselling that this prize, this, this could be thousands of dollars.

Anyway, anyway, continue on.

What's the challenge this week?

So I have not posted the video on the X account yet because I didn't know if we were going

to do this one or not.

There is a video of Obama and Biden talking, although Clinton's kind of hanging out in the

background there.

So and if you want, you can involve Clinton in this as well.

So this was a conversation at Rose Kennedy's funeral, I believe, or Kennedy's funeral.

Ethel, Ethel, Ethel, yes.

That's ethanol.

Ethanol and Ethel.

Okay, whatever.

So they had a conversation and somebody was, was filming them, but you could not hear what

they were saying.

I believe a news agency and a whole bunch of other people were running this thing through

an AI decoder for lip reading.

And what came up was then Bash and Harris, which fair enough.

No, but they did not capture the whole conversation.

So this week's challenge is tell us what they were saying.

Now remember, Clinton is in the background there.

So I don't really care what they were saying.

So be creative.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So it doesn't have to be first person wins.

It's going to be put every answer in the wheel and then the wheel decides.

So the AI, see somebody missed this because if somebody was trying to make this funny,

in the lip reading, Obama's like, well, you know, Harris is retarded, which is what he

said.

Obama's words, not mine.

And then he's like, and then Joe apparently said, Hey, should I jump in again?

And he's like, Joe, how do you say it?

Oh my God.

I said, like Joe, you're gone or Joe's, you know, and I was waiting for Joe to go down

right here, but he didn't because he's more rational right now.

And I will post a video or acts.

It's everywhere anyway.

It was posted yesterday and it's kind of went viral.

Just it doesn't even have to match their lips and you can jump, you can kind of cheat the

well, Obama's lips are moving, but Biden's talking.

We don't care.

Be funny about it.

But don't forget Clinton's just there in the background.

There's a lot of material there with Clinton there.

Speaker of ex-presidents.

Yeah.

Guess who voted the other day.

Jimmy Carter.

Did he?

Yeah.

Wait, how?

No, he didn't.

He's coming to the box.

No, he's not.

Did you see?

I saw that other video.

Yeah, but that was just that day.

Did he act?

No.

Did he actually like hand it?

I didn't see it.

So I can't verify.

They're saying that it's voter fraud because he was unable to make the decision.

I mean, it's not the first time that shit's happened.

Yeah.

Fine steener, fine stein, whatever.

She was like dead and doing the Mike cousin Bernie Bernie thing in Congress, mind you.

And it was her turn to vote and then a jury.

Just so you know, vote.

Yes.

I don't get it.

Here's what I don't get.

Like everyone's cheering and then, but like, why are we cheering for a guy?

Let's say he voted legit.

Let's just assume that.

Why are we cheering when you voted and you don't have to be around to live with the

consequences of your vote?

Like, why are we proud of this?

Oh, so we start cutting people off at a certain age.

Yeah.

Fuck you, man.

Like if you, if you aren't going to be around, I mean, why the fuck should we be happy for

your voting?

But if I would have asked you back in 2020, how many years Biden has left?

Would you have said he'd be live at the end of his term?

I didn't think he would be.

No, I didn't think he would make it.

I didn't think he would make it either.

So we don't know because they're using all those babies that are missing.

They're getting all their juices out of the kids and injected into them.

Yeah.

But Jimmy Carter is not walking around like you mentioned, like he's fucking like, he's

yeah.

Well, no.

Okay.

I don't want to get too much.

I did not like Jimmy Carter, although he was the president when I was seven.

So I didn't really have a passionate political view back then.

I mean, a little bit, you know, but he didn't have the coolest brother.

Billy.

Billy beer.

Yeah.

Billy beer.

No, I just, I don't, I don't want to make fun of me.

He was an ex-president and the only anti-war Democrat, the last anti-war Democrat.

Oh, I didn't think about that.

Huh.

What are you guys going to say about that?

That's where they got rid of him.

Yeah.

So when his wife died, I'm like, I mean, he was married for like 60 years.

Geez.

That's, that's pretty bad ass.

Or he was deaf.

I don't know.

My wife doesn't watch it, so I won't get in trouble for that one.

Oh, Lordy.

So yeah.

So just find that video.

Uh, give, give me your, uh, if you're not funny, it doesn't matter.

You could be engaging.

You could be entertaining.

It just, or you might be funny and not know it.

Right.

Like me.

Oh wait, I know it.

Nobody else does, but I do.

Um, oh.

The wrong reasons.

What else is next?

Um, well, so we got, um, some new rocketry engineering feats.

The fuck is he called the rocket?

Yeah.

With a pair of chopsticks.

I mean, seriously.

Like, uh, like Daniel Son.

I didn't think of that.

And who catch rocket with chopsticks accomplish anything.

Well, if you catch a fly, you can get to rocket.

Yeah.

It's pretty badass.

I mean, Elon Musk is doing his thing.

Um, and the funny thing is, um, you know, Neil deGrasse Tyson, uh, also known as black

science man.

You're a pretty smart guy.

Oh, not as far as you, Dave.

So back in September, he said, well, Elon Musk has never done anything that NASA hasn't

done.

Like, like a month ago.

Okay.

Well, let's, I call your bluff, sir.

I now wish I would have saved that video.

So there's a guy from NASA being interviewed by a reporter and she was trying to bash Elon

Musk.

Don't you just find him annoying?

Is he just like, he's always there saying stuff.

It's annoying.

If NASA goes, well, NASA doesn't find him annoying.

And then they play that clip because it was on a podcast.

Um, they, have you seen that the, the GIF of the black guys laughing?

Did, wait, did you say GIF?

GIF.

It's GIF.

GIF.

Zajay.

It's GIF.

The word is GIF.

Is it?

Yes.

I've always called it a GIF.

You're wrong.

I'm 54.

I'm allowed to say what I want.

Don't, don't tell me I can't.

Sorry, what's the GIF about?

Back in my day.

What is the GIF?

It was just a bunch of black guys just like laughing really, really wild and crazy.

Oh yeah.

So they put, yeah, they played that meme after the guy from NASA just said, you know, said

that.

So, because I mean, I mean really NASA better not disrespect Elon Musk.

I saw kind of saved their ass.

I saw someone on Twitter or X.

It's about time we nationalized SpaceX.

Oh.

And someone, someone replied like, so you can fuck up.

Well, that was called NASA and, and they couldn't do this.

So, so that's why Elon Musk did it.

Damn it.

I wish I could bring the video.

So did you see the video of that rocket coming down?

Yeah.

Okay.

So you saw it because it was, it was falling, it was falling to earth.

Yeah.

In a controlled fall.

Right.

So the guys were firing.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, by the way, what do you think of the moon landing?

What about it?

So when that, when their little rocket ship came down, you would assume it would have

acted the same way.

Moon's got a different gravity, but the jet's going to be.

There's also not much of an atmosphere on the moon.

Okay.

But jet's going to be firing.

I do just to, to slowly ascend it.

Probably.

Yeah.

Okay.

So now with that being said, explain the first step of the moon.

What do you mean?

The dude steps off a ladder and did a loose gravel and the rocket's right there.

The rocket is like two feet away from the footprint.

Okay.

It rockets move loose debris away.

What the hell are you talking about?

When a rocket lands, the rockets are firing.

If something is loose and not secure, it's everywhere.

It's going to get blown away, but it's everywhere.

Like it's fucking like feet deep.

No, because you can see, no, because you can see when the rovers are out roving, they're

not, their tires are not in a foot of dirt.

Sure, you got pictures.

I think you're going to actually pull the real footage.

You're reaching here.

No, wait, shit.

NASA lost the real footage.

Just saying.

And their response was, well, we taped over.

We taped over everything.

I've said this before, so I'm not going to get too bad.

Enjoy.

But I flip clip and saved that.

I don't know.

Biggest thing on earth ever.

You're reaching.

This is a big reach.

No, I actually really want the moon landing to be true.

So I know what I really do.

Now this, I don't want to be true.

And that would be DoD.

Oh, that one.

5240.01.

Now, I saw, I didn't verify, but somebody said that this is just an ongoing thing that

they've been doing since Patriot.

It was written back in like 14 or 15, but it was passed in September of this year.

So interesting.

Here's the funny part about it.

You know, because I always say the government, though, they give like names of stuff like,

like, hey, we're going to pass the bill free lollipops for everybody on Sunday.

We get free lollipops on Sunday.

And then comes the whole shit of everything else.

This one happens to say that it's to protect the rights of US citizens and their privacy,

their civil liberties, but the military can kill you.

We can use the military to turn, we can turn them on the United States citizens, but they're

protected.

Wait, wouldn't a bullet from a military government bullet, wouldn't that violate my civil liberties?

Well, no, they're doing it to protect you.

Oh, because I'm an idiot.

Yeah.

Well, yeah.

Somebody's got to take me out.

Yeah.

Okay.

It's a safety bullet for your safety and your protection and it's full of freedom and

liberty and...

Did somebody sign it for me?

Yeah.

Turan, die, Biden, Obama, you know, whoever.

They all want to take me out.

Good luck catching me, motherfuckers.

Oh, shit.

I don't answer questions.

Actually, an interesting conversation came up at work today and I actually know the answer

because I looked up to it.

I looked it up and we have a situation where there's an animal situation and the guy I

worked with is like, well, call animal control.

They go, what are they going to do?

He goes, well, they're going to take the cats away if she has too many cats.

I go, well, how do you know she has too many cats?

Yeah.

He goes, what are they going to do is go in and see it.

I go, they can't fucking go in her apartment unless she's dumb enough to invite her in.

They will.

It's violating your civil rights.

Oh, but they have the bullet that takes away your civil rights.

No, it's the bullet that protects your civil rights.

Oh, it protects my civil rights.

Yeah.

No, because I mean, I know conservation officers, they do have a little bit more freedom than

police officers because it involves animals.

I still think they can kick your door in, but I do believe they can come on your property

to check on animals if they believe the animals being abused, but I'm still hoping they can

actually physically come into your domicile.

I say that right, domicile, domicile.

Good enough.

Oh, GIF or JIF.

That's different.

Oh, I'm sticking with JIF.

So is it JIF?

Is it crunchy and plain?

It could be.

Okay.

My wife keeps buying me peanut because I eat peanut butter and jelly for lunch.

I'm not going to spend $18 for lunch McDonald's.

I don't eat that crap anymore.

She never buys me the crunchy.

Why?

Because she doesn't know me.

I mean, seriously.

Fuck.

It could be crunchy.

It's like eating the puffy Cheetos.

Who eats the puffy Cheetos?

I don't eat Cheetos at all.

Oh, Cheetos are bad.

Cheetos are disgusting.

No, no, no, they're better now because remember that the lady was ahead of the sticker service.

It's full of seed oils.

She's protecting Chester now.

So now that Cheetos are better.

Yeah.

No, actually, I, yeah.

Actually, though, I mean, there's the conversation that's starting to pop up now.

I love it.

People are starting to go, our food sucks.

And it does.

I believe the best way to look at our food, if you're going to buy something, anything

more than three ingredients, don't buy it.

So like, I don't know.

I kind of want to give some pushback here because...

Well, that'd be a first.

Well, all right.

So like, if you look at a bottle of milk and you look at the ingredients, it says milk.

Right?

I hope.

But how many chemicals are actually in milk?

Look, it's thousands.

No, is it?

How can that be?

No, I mean, you...

Well, what do you think milk is made of?

Pull it out of the cow.

Yeah, but what's it made of?

Process it.

I mean, the white juicer comes out of a cow.

What is that?

Cow's blood.

Well, there's thousands of different chemicals in it, that's what I'm saying.

Well, but it's in the cow, though, so it's natural.

So what?

That's my point is that it's not fair.

I actually got a valid point.

It's not fair to just say, oh, if you take the same chemicals in the same proportion

and mix them in a lab, you've got to label them all.

But if it comes out of a cow's tit, oh, it's just right milk.

Excuse me.

So now here's the thing.

Excuse me.

Teat.

Oh, it's a teat.

Now, did I ask you this on the...

I don't think I asked you this on the podcast before.

So let's say you have two things at a grocery store and one says artificial flavor and the

other one says natural flavor.

Which one would you rather buy?

Did we go over this?

No, we haven't.

Okay.

I mean, you would think natural, but what's the definition of natural to the FDA?

Well, natural comes from nature.

Like, no, it came from some natural process or thing.

Okay.

And artificial is a created flavor.

You created it in a lab.

Yeah.

So I think natural would be better, but knowing you, that's not the right answer.

Okay.

So now what if instead of those two labels, it said, you know, this list of thousand

chemicals assembled in a lab.

Okay.

And then the other one said juice from a beaver's ass.

Which one would you rather have that?

See, just because we think juice from a beaver's ass is gross, until you've tried it, we don't...

No, you have tried it.

And where?

Anything that says natural flavor.

Cheetos?

I don't think cheetos.

But anything that's vanilla flavor.

So anything that's vanilla, cherry, strawberry, any type of flavor that says natural flavors.

So is that truly from a beaver's ass?

So you actually set up a joke that was pretty good because...

That's not a joke.

That's a real...

No, I don't know.

But me and the other three listeners went, oh, it's juice from a beaver's ass, Dave.

That's good, man.

And you're like, wow, I'm serious.

It's juice from a beaver's ass.

Yes, you're eating juice from a beaver's ass when you buy them a thing that says natural

flavors.

Well, okay, let me ask you this question then.

If you're eating a hamburger, and you're like, this is a damn good hamburger, somebody

walks up to you and goes, that's a rat asshole.

Okay.

Would you keep eating it?

Probably.

Yeah, it's good, right?

Right, but I'm saying this whole idea of natural versus artificial, that's the wrong thing

to be thinking about.

Because they're trying to confuse us.

Well, of course.

Because we're easily confused.

But that's what I'm saying.

You can't just look at the number of...

They're a bird just fly by?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Okay.

You can't just look at the number of ingredients and say, oh, that's bad.

You have to know what those ingredients are and know what's in the natural version.

But if you're going to do a lot of research.

But if you're going to food, it's three ingredients and you can pronounce all three words, you

know what all three are.

Go for it.

Again, look.

If there's something like 25 letter word, let it go.

If you can't pronounce it, don't eat it.

Why put that shit in your body?

I mean, that's a good general guide, but I'm saying there's more to it than that.

But we all do it.

It's food.

It's cheap food.

Well, I mean, like you can also come by something that says potato chips, for example.

Right?

Like the bag of potato chips will say potatoes, sunflower oil, salt.

Now, sunflower oil is fucking horrible for you.

That's a seed oil.

The seed oils are starting to come up with the other extra...

Right.

So like, no, but if that's three ingredients, so that meets the criteria.

Not like you shouldn't buy that bag of potato chips.

You should rather get the one with avocado oil or peanut oil.

I'm not gonna give up.

Just stop eating food, people.

Yeah, just starve.

Don't eat.

Drain your own food.

Eat grass.

Yes.

My dog apparently likes grass.

He's not trying to puke because he eats grass.

I don't know.

Yeah, so.

So, okay, what else we got going on here?

I got one.

So you ever signed up for like Netflix or a gym membership or anything like that?

Well, not again.

A GIME.

GIME.

Yeah.

No, it's just anything.

Anything you sign up for.

Yeah, I signed up.

And like, eventually you're like, well, I don't really like this service.

So I'm gonna cancel.

Yeah.

And then you go on the website, there's no cancel button.

And you have to call them and they're like, well, why do you want to cancel?

What if we give you 50% off?

What if we blah, blah, blah?

And like, doesn't that annoy you?

Shouldn't we have the government like do something about that?

Yeah, I heard something about that, but I didn't look into it.

So Biden told the FTC that canceling must be as easy as signing up.

So that's going to be the new rule going forward.

So now I'm a little scared.

There you go.

Because that's actually something that's actually good for the people.

I mean, they're just as simple as if you want to enroll, click enroll.

If you want to disenroll.

Well, why do you think they don't do that?

Because they want to keep charging us.

Okay.

And they want to get more money.

Right.

And now that Biden is taking away their money, do you think they're going to take a pay cut?

No, but you're very...

No, so what are they going to do?

Raise the prices.

So then how is this good for us?

But then the free market kicks in and Netflix...

No, no, the free market is in and they're getting rid of it.

Netflix got kicked in the balls a few times.

They make a bad decision and people just cancel Netflix, Disney Plus.

Is that even on the air anymore?

Everyone's like, fuck Disney Plus.

So the free market does exist.

Right.

The free market has made it harder to cancel.

Right.

So they can easily cancel, but they...

But now you're going to pay more.

So when he passed that law, how much money went to Ukraine?

Well, it's not a law.

It was an instruction to the FTC, which now here's the good thing.

Because of the Chevron case, the Loper-Bright case that overruled the Chevron case a couple

months ago, they're going to sue over this and they're probably going to win.

They're going to say, the FTC doesn't have power to do this.

You can't do this.

Now Biden's going to spend millions of our taxpayer dollars fighting it in court and

they're going to ultimately lose anyway.

And it's just a big fucking waste of our tax amount of dollars.

And by the way, Biden, it's not an immediate rule, right?

They always have to give some grace period so they can adjust.

So it's going to be six months from now is when you have to do it.

When he's no longer in office.

When he's no longer in office and if the betting markets are right, Trump's going to win.

Oh dear God.

And Trump's going to just turn this around and cancel it.

How's your betting market looking?

It's like 58% Trump, I think.

Oh yeah, it's like skyrocketing towards Trump.

Yeah.

And this is another thing I wanted to talk about.

The number of people that don't understand how betting markets work is fucking a-

I get it, but you're not on Twitter.

I'm old.

But you're not on Twitter saying, betting markets don't work that way.

Like, betting markets mean that Kamala's actually going to win.

They're all manipulated, blah, blah, blah.

I'm fucking stupid.

I don't know how betting markets work, but I'm going to talk about it.

Right?

Idiots are doing that mess.

Whereas like, you are like, yeah, I don't get this.

I'm going to shut the fuck up.

Right?

And I can explain it if you want.

No.

I'm too greedy.

I'll throw like 20 bucks in a slot machine or a poker machine, but I get two free drinks

out of it.

Well, yeah.

So I win, even if I lose.

I mean-

How do they want you to think?

Well, I mean, yeah, the two drinks probably would have cost me like 16 bucks.

And then I still tip anyway.

So I'm actually, if I lose 20, I actually lost $4.

Because there's value to the beer and the shot.

No, but like betting markets, yes, you could manipulate them, but then other people can

take the other side and undo what you did.

Well, no, if you remember when we first talked about the betting markets, Harris was up.

And I'm like, fuck it, bet Trump.

Right.

I mean, Trump's going to win without cheating.

So the cheating is the one reason I don't want to get into it.

I mean, because-

Well, but now if the market is, again, the market's priced in the idea of cheating.

So if they're still saying Trump's 58%, they're on your side where like, oh yeah, he can overcome

the cheating.

Right.

So that's the thing that's what you're going to watch.

And I think at this point it's going to happen because, how many, Mohave County in

Arizona, they had a line of people.

Yeah.

Nobody willing to admit they're voting for Harris.

I might have to bet, I might have to put a bet on her because the odds are so good.

Oh, that she might actually pull it off?

Well, because of the cheating.

They have the cheating machine.

But you had good odds on Trump and you'd have bet on him when they literally had her on

the point.

Because I don't think he's going to win.

So why would I bet on Trump?

But now that Harris is paying like 60% on a dollar, I should buy that.

Even after the interview on Vox?

Dude, it's not about how the voter's perceiving.

Oh, the voter's deceiving.

It's the cheating regime.

Well, but we've already discussed that she's going to have to hit 90 million people to

actually, to win.

Yeah.

We're not.

We're not going to tolerate that, right?

You are so naive.

Yes, we are.

We're going to stand up and go, something's wrong.

And by the way, a lot of Democrat Congress people are saying they're just not going to

vote to certify Trump.

They're going to pull a reverse January 6th.

I actually said that before, but I don't know if I wasn't real clear about it because I

didn't have a lot of information on it.

But so that kind of gets into my proper talk later today because now it's not just me and

a few other crazy people.

It's actually like real conservative, rational people are starting to say, shit's going to

get crazy here.

And that is one of the things is they won't certify him.

And then who's president?

How does that work?

Biden stays in?

I don't know.

I think they have to do like a temporary speaker of the house takes control until they resolve

it.

I don't know.

I have no idea.

House is going to be because we haven't had the election yet.

But a lot of Democrats are like, she's hurting us down ballot.

She's fucking up the down ballot.

There's Democrats going, I wish we would have kept Biden.

Now, how fucked up and stupid do you have to be for your cohorts to go, we should have

kept the demanding old man because he's going to do better than you.

Pretty crazy.

Oh, dear God.

Because the one thing that's a bunch of shit that the Harris says, the one thing I do want

to address, she keeps, well, she confused it on the debate last night, the interview.

She's like, well, Trump killed the bill so he could run on this.

Well, no, Brett asked you a question about the first time back in 2020.

You guys tried doing immigration reform, not this time in 2023.

Did you watch the whole interview?

Yeah.

So I didn't watch the whole interview and I had a question for you.

Did she answer any single question without using the word Trump?

So I'm glad you asked that because if you look at the way Brett was talking and then

the way she was talking and then the dimension of Trump all the time, it just, sorry, I was

going to ramble off, I got an hour, but that's what she did.

She filibustered.

She was fucking horrible.

I don't think she, because I almost did them another challenge is give me a question she

actually answered.

But there is one that you can kind of argue she answered because he's like, do you feel

sorry for bringing all these immigrants in even though these four women were murdered

by the immigrants and even Bill Clinton himself said they wouldn't have been murdered if they

were vetted properly.

Bill Clinton said that, by the way.

And she was like, well, immigration is important.

Just like, oh wait, let me show you this video.

And it was a video of one of the moms blaming her.

She's like, because he wanted her to apologize to them.

What she said was some kind of word soup of, oh, I feel so sorry for them.

It was just, it was, it was working in a way that she didn't actually say sorry.

But the word sorry came out of her mouth just in any different context.

So yeah, I saw on Twitter after it came out and I wasn't going to watch it.

There's no fucking way I'm watching an hour or that or 20 minutes, even what I'm fucking

was.

No, because I had high hopes for Brett.

And I saw like all the people on the right, oh, Brett Bear fucking destroyed her.

Like she looked so bad.

And then all the people on the left, she did amazing.

You did a great job.

And I'm like, well, like nobody.

So Brett Bear did a great job.

He did.

Well, so like I saw two clips, okay?

Like 30 second to a minute clips.

Uh-huh.

And like both of them were him asking a question.

And then she's like, well, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump,

Trump did this and Trump did that.

And I don't like Trump and Trump's a big meany poopyhead.

On average, she said Trump twice a minute.

And I'm like, she said Trump 54.

I can see how like a leftist would think she did good here because like Trump rules their

brain because they don't rely on facts.

And I'm like, but she didn't answer the question.

The two clips I watched, she didn't answer the question.

I, I truly don't think she actually answered.

She did was shit on Trump.

Which like, that's not an, let's like pretend that I am not decided in this race.

Pretend like I'm an independent.

I haven't made a decision yet because I'm a fucking idiot.

And you're trying to convince me to vote for you.

Yes, he is.

And, and Brett Bear asks you a question about what you're going to do, right?

Right.

You've been in charge for four years or not in charge, but vice president for four years.

And you're going to fix the issue when you get into office.

What are you going to do?

Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump,

Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump.

I'm looking at that as an independent.

I'm saying you're a fucking idiot.

She was, she, she showed her intelligence or lack thereof.

Good Lord.

No, but Brett Bear left a few quivers on the table.

Yeah.

And we mean, my quivers is some questions that probably could have taken her out.

I was like literally on the edge of my seat on this one.

Cause I'm like fucking saying, dude, fucking saying it.

So what he said was, cause she's like, Trump's got dementia.

Yeah.

And he goes, well, you know, when was the first time you noticed Joe Biden?

Right, right.

Being a cop.

I saw that one clip.

Well, I'm glad you asked that question because of this.

She could start going this fuck and I can't even mimic it.

And so God damn bad.

But so she's like, no, I've seen him in the over office.

I've seen in the situation room.

Right.

So what's your excuse?

The next fucking question should have been, oh, why'd you replace him for it?

Right.

If he's, if he's, yeah, I was like, fucking saying, dude, I would have stuck my hand up

his ass and worked his mouth.

Or did you remove him from office?

These journalists, like they're just not that smart.

Oh, they're not.

They don't, they're not.

I heard she like cut it off early.

Oh, no.

It was like, so Brett Barron, he had his questions in front of him.

He's like, and they kept like talking over each other because she wouldn't shut the fuck

up.

Right.

So you see, you catch, you had a good doing the Vans thing.

And then, second time you look, he goes, Hey, apparently we're done.

You know, it's like, what the fuck?

You know, so, so she, she failed on numerous occasions on that one.

But the one thing that keeps pissing me off is this border bill that Trump killed in Congress

and he did do it.

Yeah.

I'm not saying he didn't.

He's like, don't pass it.

But this bill was dead on arrival anyway.

Oh, I read it.

It's garbage.

Oh, so what, where, what else was attached to this bill?

Oh, geez.

Well, first of all, it allowed like 5000 illegal entries per month or something.

That's 1.8 million illegals.

Which like, okay, you're saying this is going to fix the illegal flood into the country

than how are you allowed.

But they're going to fund sanctuary cities.

Not the non sanctuary cities, just sanctuary cities.

It's going to give one to Ukraine and Israel.

Yeah.

Oh wait, but funding NGOs.

Yeah.

Like what the fuck is this?

There's nothing to do with anything.

Lawyers to, it says two, I guess there's lawyers for illegals.

Nothing to deport.

Oh, there was, there was nothing in the verbiage to deport illegals.

Yeah.

Dude.

No, I'm open borders and I wouldn't sign this bill.

What the fuck?

60 billion to Ukraine.

Like what is that?

60 billion.

That has nothing to do with the bill.

So what the fuck are they?

I read that bill, I know what they're talking about.

She keeps coming out while Trump kills her.

Somebody needs to go, what else was in that bill?

Yeah, let's just go, no, I'm not even saying that.

Say I got the bill right here.

Let's read through it line by line.

And you can tell me whether you think this would be a good border bill.

Okay.

Because it's absurd.

Like fucking just pull the fucking bill up.

Yeah.

It's not about, it's a dishonest bill.

I'm sorry.

Yes, it is.

So.

Hey, yeah, yeah.

I got all my topics.

Yeah.

So this is actually what I was talking about.

He was military authorized to use.

Yeah.

Leader forces.

Yeah.

He's from Rambo himself.

Right.

That's from our, our president, our leader.

Rambo, I mean, it was a God because then people got freaky.

He was like that.

But that's our boy.

Nancy Pelosi hasn't spoken to Joe Biden since he, oh yeah.

Nancy Pelosi has, has, says she has not spoken to Joe Biden since she forced him to drop

out of the race.

Yeah.

Crazy fucking.

Oh, I got some news.

So I was talking about how I was trying to find a lawyer.

Yeah.

To help me suit the entitlement.

You find one at the mall.

No, I didn't find one.

Oh.

So I filed it myself.

Oh, did you?

Okay.

I did.

I filed it on Tuesday.

So you, it's, you can go find it in Pacer.

If you are, if you have a Pacer account.

Now, unfortunately, to serve a government official is not as simple as serving, serving

anybody else.

Cause I wanted to just walk over to her office with, with her copy of the lawsuit.

So here you go, bitch.

But that doesn't work that way.

I could still do that, but that doesn't count as serving her.

So I had to call up an actual process server and pay them.

So now that's going to get added to my demands for, you know, the payout.

Yeah.

But, um, hope, so like they're going to be serving her hopefully within the week.

So they have to serve her personally.

They have to serve her and the U S attorney general and a couple of other bullshit things.

It's not that fucking simple.

Yeah.

So, okay.

So this is going back to what you were saying, which was what we've been talking about.

Former CIA and Pentagon advisor warns November surprise could trigger the biggest constitutional

crisis in America.

So this is what I'm talking about.

I mean, I have a conspiracy theories, but my shit six run the government now and confident

they are, but this is getting fucking scary.

Um, I mean, it's, I, I, I, I, I want to liken this to like the, the 2000 crash or the world

that my encounter, they were typically the mind, mind calendar.

Do you remember what date that was going to?

I don't know the date, but 2012, it was December 21st.

Okay.

2012.

Yeah.

So ironically, my wedding anniversary, my, my 21st year wedding anniversary was December

21st, 2012.

I'm like, we, I mean, it's not to do it, but I thought it was kind of funny that my marriage

is going to end the world because it ended the mind calendar.

I think it's just more like the collapse of Rome and, and we're going to, like no one's

going to say, Oh, this is the day it happened.

Like that's not going to, it doesn't work that way.

No, no, no, no.

I think what we're looking at is it's going to be manmade.

It's not a crash.

It just happens naturally.

Because if they don't sort of fight Trump, same thing though, if they don't certify him,

that should kick up a bunch of fucking people.

And that could, that could kick some stuff off.

But then again, we got the human army to fight first.

Well, okay.

So dude, I don't know if you know how much you know about Rome, but it wasn't built

a day.

Okay.

Well, after the Roman Empire fell.

They still had Roman emperors for like 200 years.

So like things still went on and like the people living at the time wouldn't have said,

Oh, Rome collapsed.

But were they here?

But did they have access to toilet paper?

I don't know.

They did actually, I saw.

Okay.

This is weird.

That's worth something.

It's weird that you brought this up because I saw a video pop up in my YouTube feed that

was like, how did ancient Romans wipe themselves?

And apparently they had like communal troughs, let's say.

Was there a GIF on it?

No, yes, there was.

No, it was a video.

It was video.

So they had these communal troughs and spaced out where these buckets of water, it was

like vinegar and other stuff.

And there was a sponge on a stick in the bucket.

And you would take the sponge on the stick and wipe yourself and then put it back in

the water to, you know, rinse it off and then leave it for the next guy.

See that's better than a bidet.

A communal ass wipe and stick and scrubber.

Because they can scrub you.

See a bidet just shoots you.

The stick, you can get in there.

You're sharing it.

That's disgusting.

Holy shit.

They rinse it off.

But anyway, no one that lived during the collapse of Rome would have said, oh yeah, Rome's

collapsed.

So like what's going to happen is, yes, there will be changes, but things will go on.

We probably won't know it's not like that.

Yeah, people will say, oh yeah, I pledge allegiance to the flag and blah, blah, blah.

And only like a hundred years later will people say, yeah, America collapsed back then.

Sure.

Unless.

And because here's another thing.

Apparently, China has been, well, okay, mystery drones were swarming over military base for

17 days.

Okay.

And our military is baffled.

There's these weird things flying.

They're not stars.

They're not clouds.

I don't know what they are.

Fuck it.

What?

Oh, but what if China is doing something?

I don't think, I personally have said this before.

I don't personally think China is a threat to us.

I think we all need each other and kumbaya and coexist and whatever.

I'll share my ass scrubbing stick with you.

I mean, it's Chinese.

I mean, it's small people.

I mean, well, but the reality is, I mean, you know, China's starting to make moves on

Taiwan right now.

Okay.

They're doing a blockage.

And what happens if.

I think, I don't know if that was the Kamala Harris interview, but she said about Taiwan.

Someone asked her about Taiwan.

And she said, we support the independence of Taiwan as a part of our one China policy.

Did you hear this?

No, that's what she.

Don't wait.

I use them, wait, China, Taiwan, China.

I, I, she was five.

That's what she said.

I'm like, she doesn't even know what the fuck he's saying.

Does she?

So the left is like, it was an ambush interview last night.

What?

I know.

How's she, what's she gonna do on Rogan?

They're liberals.

Rogan's gonna fucking rip her to shred.

You think he will?

Yeah.

See the G's with Rogan is he'll like set some shit up.

He'll ask a question.

He shuts the fuck up.

Yeah.

Unless the other person destroyed themself.

Right.

So, oh, that's how he'll destroy her by talking.

And it's three hours long.

She can't like just run away.

So, Trump is going on Rogan.

That'll be interesting too.

Yeah.

Actually, the biggest livestream in the world happens tomorrow, people.

What's that?

So, Bongino is, he's the number one live streamer in the country right now.

Interesting.

And he's interviewing Trump tomorrow.

So, he's expecting that he's got 80 million people watching the show.

That's a good number.

No, he runs about 200,000 people watching the livestream.

Huh.

And every audience he is

He's where I go for factual shit because he's not I mean he's he's ex-nypd ex-secret service blah blah blah

And he seems like you know he does his research

So I stick to him for more of like the factual stuff because he will produce receipts

But even he is saying that it's gonna be a bumpy road. I'm after the election

Fun, so who knows what else we have. I think there was one more thing I wanted to talk about

Oh

It was the the drones. Yeah, I think that's pretty much on

Where I'm at cool. Yeah

All right, so

We actually had a user in the chat room or good friend Oliver Chase

Okay Oliver I dig you so well we were talking about Monero wallets, okay?

And he was asking I don't want to assume your gender mr. Oliver chase or miss

You suck dick or not. It's just that simple, but they were asking well, what is the real chase Oliver?

He does

What's the what's the best Monero wallet to use because there's several out there and you want to know like which one's better for privacy

Which one's better for functionality etc. Etc. And I was thinking oh, that's a good topic for an episode. Yeah, so I that's what I'm gonna do today

So let's talk about some Monero wallets

First I'm gonna do with ones that are only available on the desktop

Then I'm gonna do mobile and I'm gonna do things that work for both. Oh cool

So for desktop you have your core gooey wallet. This is from the Monero team themselves

And it's like a basic, you know window with a gooey

And this is the best option for most users. Okay, so you downloaded directly from the Monero people fucking around good

I know you can trust them you can you can compile them source yourself

If you don't if you want to be really paranoid

It will run the full note for you

So it's gonna take maybe a day or two to sync that

And then once you've got that sink, there'll be a wallet available for sending and receiving

The one downside is that can only open one wallet at a time so if you have multiple wallets

You're gonna have to close one and open the second one

Which can be kind of annoying if you if you're maintaining multiples

This so there's a core command line wallet and this is what I use

So it has the it has the most full features

Like literally everything in the docs is available through the command line wallet

There's no QR codes because it's command line. There's no images or you know mouse point and click stuff

The gooey does have QR codes

And then you can't open and manage multiple walls at once

So if you have a terminal window, you can just open a new terminal window

Use two different walls at the same time

Send it receive between them to anyone else receive whatever so I like the core CLI wallet

But you do need to have a little bit more expertise and comfortable

using command line tools

And then there's RPC wallet which is basically for merchants the RPC wallet runs kind in the background and

What you would do is hook up your payment gateway or your POS system to the RPC wallet

And then like you would show the customer. Okay, you owe one monero for your product

And then they would you know and then the RPC wallet would handle that shit for you

The last one for desktop is called feather wallet and this is an independent wallet

It's open source

This is a light wallet. So it does not include

The full node for you

So what you'll have to do is find a public full node and then attach or tell feather wallet

They use that full node out there somewhere

It's good for like dark web os's like tails and who next that we discussed

Because

Like if you open up your tails laptop in a starbucks

You don't have time to download the whole blockchain, right? So you just want to get on your feather wallet

Do your monero trade and then close the laptop and get out. So it's ideal for situations like that

Uh, and so now we're going to move on to mobile

There is uh, the main one is called monorujo

It's only for android. There's no ios one

And that's because they want to maintain open source and apple

Doesn't I mean like you can have open source

As an apple product, but there's no way to prove

That the apple binary came from that source. So they they're just like we're not going to deal with that bullshit

Um, so you don't have to get it on the google play store. It's available there, but you don't have to so you can get the apk file

Uh, avoid the google bullshit

It's a pretty good mobile wallet now when I tried to use it

I had some trouble syncing

Like it would crash and then you'd have to restart from the beginning

So I don't I mean if it works for you great, but I I couldn't get it to work reliably

um

It also has native swaps to and from bitcoin. So it supports bitcoin as well as monero

And you can swap from within the app

Um, there's another one called edge and uh, if you guys are into edge, I would say actually avoid it

So, uh, the way edge works is it's uh, it shares your view key

With the node that you're dealing with

And what that means is that node can see

Uh payments coming into you. So you're really destroying your privacy when you do that

An old point of monero privacy, right?

So avoid edge and then

So let's talk about uh walls that are on both mobile and desktop

Um, the one I really like is called cake wallet

Uh, again, it's third party. It's open source

Uh, they're on android apple mac and linux and I think they have a windows client, but I'm not sure

Um, I like this one best for mobile

It stays synced properly. It'll sync at the background, but I turn that off because it uses a lot of battery

Um, it supports monero bitcoin ethereum

litecoin and usdc

And you can swap amongst all those

So you got more options for your coins

Um, and then, you know natively swap

Uh, using a couple of different services

Um, they give pretty good fees on that

So if you uh, if you have litecoin and you're like, you know what? I'm sick of this shit. I'm going to use the monero

Get in get on a cake wallet and just swap it out

Um

And the other thing about cake that I really like is they have what's called cake pay

Which is a gift card redemption system

So like let's say you have a monero

One monero in your wallet and you're like, well, how can I spend this right? I don't I don't want to

Be like Dave and and go on these weird websites and and pay for skirt steaks with some guy. I don't know

I'm at I'm at uh sam's club or I'm at target. How do I buy something from target because target doesn't take monero

But what cake wallet does is you go over to the gift card section and you can buy a target gift card

Really?

And yeah, and it'll say okay

How much how much money do you want to spend it and you'll say well my target bill is uh 14 99

So you type in 14 99 it would get the monero

Equivalent and then you would buy that gift card with monero

And then in the store you could just

Hold your mobile up to the the checkout lady and then she'll scan the gift card and then that's cool

Yeah, I like that a lot and and they keep coming out with new uh merchants

So there's like there's well over 100 now

um a lot of them are like niche stores

You know like uh, I couldn't I couldn't find a whole lot of grocery stores in there at least not that are in the vegas area

um, so there's no smith sell abertons

Uh, they have sam's club, but not cosco. Do they have kroger though? They don't have kroger. Okay. Um, they do have walmart in target

And they're always getting more so I I assume it's pretty complicated

A lot of these places are like well, I don't want to deal with crypto

So you got to you know that might actually get me the crypto market. You got to grease them with a little bit

So yeah, um, yeah gift kick pay get your cake wallet and uh check out the gift cards they have available

And you don't have to have anything in your wallet to look at the gift cards

So you can browse and say oh, I like that one. So let me load up some monero

Uh, and like I said, they keep getting more and more every time I look so

It's we're growing

um

The other wallet, uh is called stack wallet

Um, they have android apple windows mac and linux

Uh, they support a whole shit load of coins

Monero bitcoin bitcoin cash fero epic cash name coin wow narrow

Which is a fork of monero. It's kind of weird. We could talk about that one day

light coin and doge coin

Uh, and then you could just swap some amongst any of those

I don't think they have like a gift card system or anything like that, but

Uh, it seems to be the the the wallet you want to go to if you're into swapping or day trading

Because they do have that huge set of options there

Um, and then the other one, uh, it's called my monero

Uh, this is another one. I would avoid so similar to edge

It's going to share your view key with uh the the full node that you connect to which you're you're telling the full node

Here's all my payments that come in don't do that

Uh, and the other great thing about monero is uh, almost all of these wallets

Support hardware keys. Uh, they both support or they support ledger and trezor

which are so hardware key is

Uh, your monero, uh, private key goes on the key on the hardware key. Okay. Yeah, and it's basically like a usb stick

Okay, and you and your private key never leaves the usb stick

So when you want to do a payment

You would stick your usb key, uh in the in your computer or your phone or whatever

And then you would type in your password

And then you can create a payment based on that private key

And then, you know, pull it back out when you're done. Yeah, and now if someone gets your phone or your laptop

They might be able to see your monero, but they can't move your monero. Okay, so, um, well, I don't have either a ledger or trezor

But they're both really cool. Uh, it's something I do want to look into

Um, and it just this is another layer of protection

Uh for your monero or any other crypto that you're into

Cool. Uh, so yeah, that's like I said, um desktop. I use the core cli

Uh, core gooey is going to be good for most people and then for mobile. I like cake wallet

So, uh, yeah, that's my picks cool

Okay, so I'm going to do two sessions say because one is a request

Um, and I'll do the request request one first. Okay. Um

There come security security fasteners. There's there's security screws

Um, but faster is the proper term for a screw. So they're actually right inside that but you know, whatever

um, I so the security screw is

basically a screw that has

A head on it that you just can't access with the traditional Phillips or regular screw. Um, this person is my favorite one

That's a torx bit with a you need a hole in the middle of it. Yeah, uh, to get it out. That that's my favorite style

Um, I'll use them if like I use both doors a lot if somebody's people are screwing around with the doors

Uh, you know, I'll put them in place of the the the door closer screws or the hinge screws or even the uh, the strike plates

Either on the frame or on the on the latch itself

I'll use them on there people are messing around with that trying to get doors to say prop to open

Um, they're they're great to use they're you're you're not going to find them locally

No matter where you are kind of uh, you might find standard sizes. So it's the internet's the best place to get them at

um, the the only thing I don't like about them

is um

The the bits are easy to get

You go to home depot like 18 bucks. You can buy every good little case about this big

Every security fastener bit is in that case

So

You're you're it's kind of like, you know

The the push button start cars the average person ain't gonna steal it

But somebody knows what they're doing. They might make your car

Now are these like uh easier to strip or harder to strip because I know like phillips strip all the fucking time I mean

You use the wrong size phillips head. Um, I use when it comes with the product

Yeah, you you must be using a drill and just like cranking down that regular screwdriver. You're stripping out through the screwdriver. Yeah

Oh, I've teaches them righty. Tiny lefty lucy stuff. Um, I'm just too too strong too strong. Yeah

um, no, I mean

Yes, they're very they're harder to strip. Okay. It would technically a torque screw is harder to strip to begin with

Because the torque screw was a screw that I showed without the post in the middle

And then you've got like multiple points of contact right with the phillips screw

You're kind of like depending on how your phillips screw head if it's stripped at all or

Uh, you know on the screwdriver itself or the bit itself

Those tend to break off and they don't they don't see properly in the screw head. So yeah, you're gonna have some issues there

If you're really trying to get it torqued down

But I I mean I'll use the security fasteners, but it's not something that

Um, I'm going to use all the time just because the bits are so easy to get

Uh, they're they're they're not hard. So, you know, if you look if next time you're at a in a in a bathroom in a public bathroom

Look at the um, the the urinal or the stool and closures and look at the brackets. They've all got security screws on them

So I've seen I was gonna bring that up because I see like

They have like a ramped screw. Yeah, they're one way screws. So how the fuck do you get that out?

Um, there's a big board that will get them out. I I don't I don't work on urinal. I don't work around in bathrooms that much

Um, I hang out at them, but I don't work on them

You know, I mean I try to call you glory whole wrong. Yeah

I'm waiting for good joke. I like that

It was quick

But I'm always the the receiver not the giver. He's the giver. Okay

Um, no, so I mean they're they're good to have because in reality

If somebody is screwing around with your something at where your house or where you work at put it into the security fasteners

We just piss them off. They'll eventually get to it. They'll figure it out

But not everybody will figure out really quick. So it helps temporarily. Yeah, um, they're they're not bad. I mean it's

Yeah, I mean I I just don't have a strong opinion on them because

Um, I use it when I need them. So they're good to use

Um, okay. My next topic would be I'm just gonna basically retouch in the prepping thing prep prep prep prep

Uh, like we were talking earlier some shit may go down

Um after the election, I don't know. It's just that it's when I say something

I'm like, I'm crazy. So probably not gonna happen

But I'm gonna say it anyway. Just something off chance that it happens. I can be the fat guy. I'm right dance

But um, but the reality is now I've got rational people talking about it

Um, again, I'm kind of hoping it's the uh, you know, it's just whatever it's just it won't look back and laugh on it

in a couple months

um

but

Why not prep why not prepare for a case that happens have some water have some food?

um, just be ready and

Just kind of hang out and see what happens, but again, this is all the stuff you're gonna buy is durable goods

It's gonna last so if nothing goes wrong and you guys on uh,

January 21st, you can start having a little barbecue

You did all your food that you prepped and drinking all your drinks you prep laughing at me. That's cool. I don't care

Just in case something does happen prep

Um, and I would even prep some ammo. Um, if you got guns, if you don't have guns don't prep ammo

I don't know. I would say uh, I'd say still do it because they would make a good

Well, I mean like what they happen at the barbecue, right? We use that as a training. Uh currency. Yeah

So a lot of people will say, oh, what do you uh, what's your portfolio look like?

And you know like in poker people talk that way. Oh, I thought this is like a high end like like guys in businesses

What no no my portfolio

I'm heavy into like

So they're all like oh, I buy btc or I buy tsl a

Or I buy like options on this and I'm like uh, five five six

And they're like, wait, what what is five five six? I don't I don't just look just google it two two three two two three five five six

And yeah, so then they google they're like, oh, you're one of those

I'm gonna go over here now

But no like so even if you don't have guns

Look into buying ammo and storing it and maybe buy a gun. I mean you get a gun

What's your excuse?

You know pay cash

So

Yes, pay cash. Well, so okay

So don't take cash out of your bank and go do this if you're gonna do it

Take out because guns can get upwards around a thousand dollars. I mean you can get some cheaper

Well, so I regularly take cash like when I when I go

usually

When I go grocery shopping I'll go to the bank and take some money out

And I just have a long period of taking cash out of the bank. Yeah

That's smart. Yeah, because then if you ever looked into you can say well, I buy every

They're paying you. Yeah, and that's we're kind of doing something similar to that in the house right now because we're you know

um, you gotta take care of some stuff, but uh, so yeah, you you

That's actually smart, but you the product. Hey, I guess what I'm getting at is 600 bucks. You get the bank rights report on you

Right. So keep under the 600 dollars. You know do it over multiple days playing ahead

Don't wait until the last second to buy your gun

But the the gun stores are also reporting. Oh, no, I'm sorry

The credit card your credit cards are required

to report if you buy

anything in a gun store

or a bible

Do you know about this? No, this is not even a joke. This is not I mean it really sounds like something that

Oh, fuck it Ron's being stupid again. It actually is in there

And again, I know that the credit card companies have their own internal tracking system

Where like they know what you buy and discover is probably the worst right now

The other ones that jumped up and said, oh, uncle Sam will help you out. We'll do it first

Fuck discover. Welcome to going out of business. Um

Yeah, so I mean

It don't chop a dicks because I told you this story, right? You got to download their app. Oh, yeah

Yeah, and they reported it to the FBI. They did look about yeah, go to a local store like owned by a small business owner or

You know where you are in the country

Pretty printer. Yeah, there are places that you can go

That if I'm out of state and I go, oh, it's a shame that you need ID because I'm out of state and they go

If you're paying cash, I don't see the need to ID you

So there are ways to buy guns

Legally

Pretty printer get a cnc mail and a 3d printer

You want a ghost gun? It's legal in most states to do that. It's not legal in Nevada. Don't do it in Nevada

Don't do it in new york

So I look up your own state. What's the barrel made out of?

Whatever you want. So it's not so you don't use a steel barrel use you use aluminum

The steel is hard to mill but most of these machines work on aluminum

So when you use a 3d printer is the is the aluminum

In liquid form or liquid no, it's like it's not a printer. It's a it's a mill

So you have a chunk and it mills

The parts out of the chunk right so it's like now it's not 3d printing would be building it up

Oh, I mill is like sculpting

Rather than um

But how do you get the barrel in place when you're printing the gun or you're milling?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I probably do a show on this like do some research and do a show on it

Oh

Yeah, I guess that would fend for our podcast weird weird how that works. All right people

Um, I think we're done. Uh, by the way, I mean, I love the request

Uh, and I hope I answered the questions on security screws

Uh, good enough, but uh request. Yeah, just give me that

Um, we don't know we'll make it up now. We're actually researching give you a solid the best answer we can give you that

Uh, an NGO google also provider. I go to duck duck go a lot

So now they're not a ton better, but there's some better

Um, I know you probably got your own like no, you got to go the gooey

This is brave brave. Yeah brave browser has his own search engine

Okay, but it is a good search. Yes. That's that's a problem. Okay

so

um

So there you go. Uh, I think that's it. Enjoy your week and we talk to you next week

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