Prepping for Nuclear War, Basic Butchering

All right, welcome to the Canary in the Cage podcast. Yay, I got it right. Without

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It's gonna be half me and then half a Biden doing his blooper reels because I don't want

to be the biggest idiot on the blooper reel. So I am Ron Morgan, my cohost. Dave Havlicek.

We're here to educate you, entertain you, and hopefully make you at least laugh. Apparently,

we got a laugh out loud by our listener the other day when I was making fun of Biden for

sucking that baby's foot. I said the word boner and he said he laughed out loud when

he said the word boner. So boner. All right. So before we get into the show, we are gonna

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Monero price. If it crashes today and it could be 15 cents. Who knows with crypto?

All right. So did you hear the breaking news yesterday? No. Is that even political?

Okay. Interesting. It's interesting because they are bringing Aunt Jemima back to the

syrup bottle. No way. Yes. I sourced it from three different places. I'm not saying I'm 100%

right, but it looks like they are the woke people are losing big time. AOC took her pronouns out.

Yeah. Aunt Jemima is coming back with Uncle Ben. Is he coming back? Uncle Ben, how about the

Butter person? The Indian? The Butter? The Land O Lakes? Yeah. Yeah. The Land O Lakes. I mean,

I was never a big fan of Land O Lakes. I like to make my own butter. Have you ever made your own

Butters? Yeah. Oh, delicious. Butter. Yeah. It's not buying butter at the store. It's making your own

Butter. Butter, whipped cream. Maybe I'll do a show on that. A segment on that. Yeah, we could do that.

So we had the breaking news. What else? I don't even know where. Well, Biden is trying to start

World War III before he gets out. Is it Lame Duck? Is it Biden or is it somebody else doing it for him?

Biden gave the order. Did he? Yeah. Does he give orders anymore? I think so. Yeah. He went on TV

and said the words. Oh, he did. Yeah. Well, they explained because they showed an interview of him

from back in the 90s and he's like, a president should not possibly start war without Congress.

I was like, wait, what? I'm confused. But whatever. Holy shit. Yeah. So he authorized Ukraine to use

US missiles, US long range missiles into Russia. With the UN's blessing. Yeah.

Good luck to us. Yeah. Well, it was five missile shot and Russia's missile defense shot for them

down. One did hit the ground and started a fire at a military base. Luckily, it wasn't the ammo dump.

There was no casualties on Russia's side, which is great. Yeah. That makes me a little nervous,

actually. What are these idiots doing? Well, okay. So Trump technically cannot communicate with

Putin as the president. That's not true. No, but he can't tell them what he would do as president,

I thought. No, he can talk as a private citizen. To the leader of Russia. He cannot make binding deals

about the US. See, I thought he got in trouble back in 16 because he was talking to a world leader.

If you read the act, it's that you cannot speak on behalf of the United States. Okay. So you can't say,

hey, I'm going to be the president in three months. I'm going to do this. You can't do that.

Right. He can't act as a president. But he can say, hey, Putin, cool it down.

Well, so Putin's not doing anything. Yeah, actually about Putin's sound this way. What Trump did do,

though, is I thought he couldn't even address Putin. No, of course he can't. Because I thought

they had to be recorded and everything, but he's not the president. Okay. But he didn't... I could

call Putin if I wanted to. Or do you have his phone number? If I could get his phone number.

I mean, he's probably on the dark web. He's probably in the chat room with us right now.

Can we interview him? If he wants to. Oh, no, there are restrooms for that.

Why? It's free speech. No, I'm checking the car also, man. They're like...

You don't give a fuck. Free speech. Yeah. So...

You're in our chat room on the dark web? Come talk to us, buddy.

Actually, if there are any Russians in our listening base, let us know. We'll do a Zoom call

with you. I'd like to see what Russia's taking. Because the dark web, there's a lot of Russians on there.

I'd like to see what Russia's taking on this. To Russia with much love from Canary the Cage.

Well, Trump did do a press conference. Yeah. And he said that he wants to end the war. He will not

allow Ukraine to enter NATO for like 13 years. So, that might be crossing that line.

He was talking to the citizens of the United States. Oh, okay. Well, yeah.

So, he's just saying, hey, citizens, thanks for electing me. This is what I wanted to do to stop

the war. And he said, Russia can keep the territory they have. Ukraine's got to keep the territory

they have. There was just a lot of stuff laid out. And then Putin responded with, yeah, that sounds

pretty good. So, hopefully Putin will just deal with whatever happens. I just hope that we don't

shoot a missile over there that actually kills a Russian. Because that might change Putin's...

I don't know. Putin doesn't give a fuck about those people. Just random peasants, like whatever.

That's just his opinion he could be wrong. Don't sue us, Putin. Come on. Come on, defend yourself.

So... Is he speaking English? I don't think so, actually, because there's always a translator.

I'm sure we could find a Russian translator here in Vegas. Yeah, I could get one, yeah.

Seriously? Yeah. Okay. Of course, it's Russian. Actually, what's kind of funny about this is when

Kennedy was still running for president, he was in area 15 here in Vegas. Okay. And he was just doing

a press or a show or whatever, an event. And I got there pretty early because my son worked there

at the time. And we were kind of hanging out. And my wife was in one area, I was in another area,

and I was sitting next to a reporter. And I started talking to him. And he's like, well, yeah,

I'm from Russia. I'm a Russian reporter. I'm like, no way, seriously? He's like, yeah, go, come on,

man. Put me on Russian TV. I think you told the story. Oh, did I? I probably did, because I actually

liked it. But it's, but it's, you're like getting to be that old man, where you have five stories,

and you keep telling them over and over again. Get my cane and check my stick. Get off my lawn.

So quit telling me I'm repeating my stories. It's all I got left in life is stories. Yeah, so

I'm old, I can't go out and do news. I only got my old ones. So yeah, no, what else is going on?

I didn't take any notes. So it's all you for the, Matt Gaetz is out.

Yes, he did. He said he's not going to, he said it or he said it. He removed himself. Yeah,

because he was stirring up too much controversy. That's the official story.

I mean, like, oh, look, the, the, was the department of justice that investigated him already

and said there's no evidence. Yeah. But I do believe, I do believe of the, well, I was going to say

that, you know, we do, I want to take a side note. We, I usually try to post our stories on X.

So I, well, I can, it's kind of my notes. Yeah. And then you guys can go and see what I talk about.

But for some reason, you, we're still on YouTube, but we're not on X anymore.

No, hold on. This is not my fault. Yes, it is. It's my post, but it's not my fault. Oh, come on.

So, so my post was, okay, I was discussing with some idiot, like I always am, and they were saying,

it was about religion. And they were saying, I used to be an atheist, but then I saw how

atheists act like other Reddit people on Reddit, you know, the Reddit atheism trope with the fedora,

you know, I saw how they acted so that I stopped being an atheist. And then I responded with,

oh, well, Hitler believed in gravity. I guess you should go jump off the cliff.

Right. The logical connection, right? And they banned me for that.

See, that's weird because that's an if then statement. Yes. It's not a threat. Right.

Come on, Elon. We've been very, I've been very complimentary of you.

No, here's the mineral challenge for this week. Okay. How do we get back on X?

You have to add Elon Musk about our ban and then send the post to me so I can verify it.

And it doesn't matter if he reverses it or not. As long as you add him and we get some word out

there, you'll, everyone who does it goes into the wheel and that's the Monera giveaway for this

week. There you go. So, all right. Okay, I forgot what I was talking about before. But that's okay.

So, oh yeah, we're back gates. So yeah, he said it was just too much controversy. I'm sure there's

a bigger story there. But I looked into his case, right? And what happened was his friend

was doing this prostitution shit with teenagers. Okay. So legit, you know, bad stuff. Yeah.

Um, and they got caught and they got busted. And I believe they're in prison right now.

And they said, oh, Gates is a part of it and will give you him for a deal, right?

For time off. Hmm. Of course, they're going to say that, right? They have a powerful friend.

Yeah. Okay, but is there any evidence? So what happened was, Gates was chatting with these girls.

Um, as far as we know, none of the chats were inappropriate.

He then mowed one like 900 bucks. But it didn't say what for.

I believe he according to him, it was for like college tuition or something.

Right. Like, obviously, he can make it up. He believed why if he actually was doing nasty shit.

But none of the girls are speaking up, right? Right. Not saying he did this to me.

There's no witnesses. So there's no, no witnesses, no hard evidence. And that's all there is. So like,

the DOJ says, well, we don't have enough evidence to go after him. And then now the house, which is

still run by Democrats, mostly run by Democrats, and some rhinos, which is why they have control.

They're like, well, we're going to do our own investigation. And that's been going on for

two fucking years, by the way. So like, what the fuck are we doing? So yeah, because they're

demanding all the facts be released in the case. They've been released. What else is there? Well,

no, no, there, there's still a report. The actual report, the DOJ filled out has not been released.

And they want to release it. But well, no, I think it's Marjorie Green. Is that her name?

Marjorie Taylor Green. Yeah. I believe it was her that said, okay, release it, but

release them all. Yeah. Every congressperson who's been under investigation,

of course, release it all. I pay for these investigations, right? This is my money. Apparently

there's been a ton of money paid out in lawsuits against Congresswomeners. Oh yeah,

they have a fund for it. Thomas Massey talks about this. And hey, Mr. Massey, if you want to come

on the show as well, as we know, I would love to do that Kentucky thing. And by my website, I see it.

But if you want to come and talk about that, yeah, there's an actual fund

that's designed to pay out lawsuits against Congress people. And maybe that fund will pay

me for doing that. Yeah. So Massey was, he was interviewing somebody. I remember, I think it was

the FBI. And oh, I think it was the head of the FBI, actually. And he goes, what did he want?

He asked for some classified documents. Of course, the state of the answer from the FBI as well. It's

an ongoing case. We can't do it. And Massey from the top rope for the noble. You might want to release

that because we are allowed to hear classified documents and we fund you. And I'm like, fuck yeah.

Yeah. So, so we are, yeah. Get all these fucking scumbags out of here. But if we had X,

you would see this picture I was going to post. And I believe it was the building in front of the

DOJ. Yeah. Guess what was parked out in front of the DOJ the other day? A shredder truck.

It's just like, meh, meh. Just burn the building down because you guys are fucked. You're not just

digital now, right? Like you can shred it all you want. You got digital copies. Yeah. So, yeah,

I was kind of watching that. I'm like, holy Jesus. So we'll have to see what goes on. But

Trump did put another nominee up right away. And it's the, she's a prosecutor out of Florida,

I believe. No, no, she's actually, I don't know her name. She was actually on his legal defense team.

I just hate prosecutors by default. They're all scumbags. I mean, like Kamala Harris, prosecutor.

Yeah. There's a guy that plays poker here in town. He's a former federal prosecutor.

And like, I kind of jab him a little bit with legal stuff. And like, he's got this, you know,

tough on crime attitude, which they all do. And like, they'll fucking put your

grandmother in prison for a J-walking. Like, they're all scumbags.

Yeah, they are. I don't know. So what we'll have to see out where, hopefully she's not a

DEI higher. I don't believe she is. We're not libertarian, man. Come on, Trump. Yeah, Trump.

Now, where is he or she? So I've been thinking about this. And, you know,

I'm kind of, the first time in my life, I'm kind of excited about what's going on, because

not necessarily just for Trump, but the team he is picking. I mean, I'm really kind of excited

about this. I'm kind of see how it works out. But do you think Trump should reach across the aisle

to the Democrats for a little bit? I mean, he's already picked RFK and Tulsi Gabbard.

No, but I mean, I'm thinking more like, I mean, like Harris has been getting some campaign

promises. I would doubt he's out of the progressives. Fuck them.

No, see, no, I say give it, put it out of the branch out.

Not to the progressive.

Why not?

Because they're communists.

Well, there's two things that he could do that might mend some fences.

I don't want to mend fences with these people.

Well, no, he could get rid of the filibuster,

because they want the filibuster gone. So why not get rid of the filibuster? No, I really think

he should, because one, it would piss off the Democrats. And they've wanted to do it,

but they only want to do it with their control. Of course. Yeah.

So because there's going to be a lot of shit going through this.

You don't want to play that game. Oh, yeah.

Well, there's also because they will take over again. Like this is not.

I'm not sure about that. Well, because that's actually thinking that if they keep, by the way,

Democrats keep doing exactly what you're doing. Right.

Please do because here's the thing. You keep doing it on the next few election cycles.

The libertarians might be higher than you. We're still going to only have 3%.

You're just going to have less than 3%. But the other thing he could do is pack the court.

See, again, that's like a game you don't want to play.

Oh, well, he just packs up with the...

He's already got the courts. What are you talking about?

But just seal that deal right off the bat.

No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, just come on and do it.

No, never do that.

Again, like that's cutting off your nose despite your face.

No, I get it. I mean, I get it. It's a baby step. We don't want to go down.

But if they get back in, well, who knows what the Democrat Party's going to shake out to be like?

Because they fucked up. They messed up. They're paying dearly for it.

And man, are they trying to... Well, you know, wait, they're still counting votes, by the way.

In a few states. They finally...

Like Nevada? I still see like my votes trickle up every once in a while.

They're still... They finally closed Pennsylvania. So that's official.

I think what they're trying to do is they're trying to get the popular vote to Harris.

So they keep... I think it's not enough.

Well, no, but well, that's why they need time to fill out more ballots.

It's just not enough. It's not even close, dude. He's like two and a half million ahead.

In popular? Yeah.

Yeah, because CNN is like, well, it's really not that big of a win.

You know, it's like, well, you know, Obama, you know, his popular vote was more.

Well, he's a Democrat. Democrats typically get popular vote.

Comparator, another Republican, tell me where it is. CNN.

Oh, has anybody contacted you about buying MSNBC4s?

About what?

Remember I wanted to buy MSNBC4s. I want to go with the listers.

Hey, Putin, buy MSNBC4s. You got the money. Buy MSNBC4s.

They're actually going to have to change the name, by the way.

There's actually a lot of shit going on.

It's apparently, and I just heard this today, they're actually...

Comcast is not getting pissed because it's dragging down their shares.

I know I have to look into it a little bit more. I literally just heard it today.

But yeah, they may have to change. They fucked it up so bad.

It's going to have to call something else. And CNN, they're firing people,

getting rid of the high class talent, the liars that they are.

Oh, I should have brought this up under the Gates thing.

Guess what happened on the view?

So one of the ladies, I don't know their names,

was making a comment about Gates. And two minutes later, Whoopi goes,

so-and-so needs to do a legal request or legal remark.

And you can tell she was listening to her ear. She's like, I have to recant what I said.

And she was not happy about it. So keep going, Vio.

What did she say? That was...

Just talked about... She talked about the sex case, but she talked about it in a manner of what

it might be true. She didn't say it was true, but she alluded that there was some stuff that could be...

These people just never fucking learn.

Oh, dude, CNN is losing their mind.

I mean, they're just like, no, it's really not a mandate for the American people.

Oh, wait, it's not... When I say mandate, I don't mean to chase Oliver mandate.

I mean, a kind of real mandate from the people.

Because what happened on the election day was the American people gave our government a mandate

and you better fucking listen up, government. The other thing happened, I didn't know this,

but we also gave out an IQ test at the first time during the election.

And we found out... How many votes did Harris get?

Shit ton of dumb people.

So dumb people, shave your heads, quit having sex. We're cool with that.

Oh, you want to crash the economy? Go right ahead. Stop spending money.

This is what guys like...

$34 million.

We're going to stop buying stuff. We're going to... We're going to stock up on stuff

so we don't have to buy stuff during the Trump administration.

Okay.

Okay, so what? No fresh meat? No meat at all? Just canned goods?

What do you mean through Democrats?

Dude, if you'd listened to us, you'd be a proper by now anyway.

You'd be prepared for four years is a bit much, but it's none this is going to happen.

The blue hairs are going to be...

I heard today that Ellen DeGeneres has left the country.

She left the country. Why, I wonder.

Well, allegedly it's because abortion.

Now, I think she lives in California, which has very liberal abortion rules.

Yeah.

And she went to the UK.

How's there abortion rules?

Well, apparently you cannot have elective abortions in the UK at all.

Huh.

You only... You need to have a valid reason like the health of the mother, the health of the fetus.

And I think it's only up to 28 weeks.

So, 24 weeks.

Okay, so I have one question then. It's kind of an important one.

What is the expedition treaty with Britain?

I'm pretty sure we have one.

I'm pretty sure we do.

Yeah.

So, we might be going scoop her up when the ditty tapes come out and the upstate tapes come out

because they're coming out people.

Hey, they better come out.

We're going to scoop her up and lock her up.

I had someone dig up a tweet from 2016 from Alan.

You came to show prepared.

Yeah. Well, this was just random actually.

I'll put it up on the screen for you guys.

It says, happy birthday, pee, ditty, puff, daddy, Sean Combs, or as I call him,

cuddle, mix, snuggle stuff.

You don't need to know why.

Oh.

So, as Alan wishing happy birthday to the pee, ditty.

But not this time while he was in jail.

No, no, 2016.

Okay, I know. But did you see the phone call with his kids?

I don't want to do that.

I don't want to do that.

Okay, so he had a birthday phone call with his kids, which people are actually saying that it

could be interfering with the court case.

Oh, like a mafia talk, that kind of thing?

Well, no, just showing that the kids like, oh, we miss you.

Oh, I love you.

And it's just, it's making him in a different light.

Oh.

That he's not in.

He's allowed to talk to them.

No, I know. But does it have to be released?

Well, who released it?

His family.

They can do whatever they want.

That's fine. He's going to jail anyway.

So, oh, and then I do want to make a kind of one.

Make this at the beginning.

Um, Lake in Riley.

You know that is my, my condolences to the family.

She was killed a while back from.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

He was just found guilty in court.

Oh, okay.

There you go.

If you if you're like community service or what?

Yeah.

No, no, they gave him life.

They took death.

The death penalty was off the case.

Okay.

Um, that one, I think the death penalty should have been left on.

Um, what was that?

Georgia.

Oh, yeah.

They don't fuck around in Georgia.

Yeah.

Well, apparently they do because they took the def, uh, death off.

Well, there might be like qualifications that you need.

I don't know how.

Yeah.

But if you're a man and you don't like your eyes tearing up and,

you know, kind of crying a little bit, don't, don't watch her.

I think it was a brother reading her journal.

It was a letter to her future husband.

Oh, man.

That one was a little bit rough to watch.

Even Kat Turner was like, dude, don't be sick.

I was crying on that one.

And I'm like, let me see.

And I watch them.

I'm like, holy shit.

This is not cool, man.

Jesus.

But I will say, um, the prosecutor, you know,

want to take the death penalty off the, off the case, that's fine.

Even though I think he should have left it on.

But as long as you put them in Gen Pop, I'm okay.

Every once in a while, someone goes into the prison system.

They just need to be removed from the prison system.

I know, it happens to a lot of people.

Like high profile Dahmer was killed in prison.

The guy who was at the Olympic gymnast team,

doctor, he got, I don't think he's dead, but he's got stabbed.

Yeah.

So I would offer cartons of cigarettes,

but I think that would be a crime.

So I will not be offered cartons of cigarettes.

But if you mean our Monero challenges, you can get in there.

I'm like, that's on the table.

I'm just saying that guy, uh, he needs to meet Jesus.

And then we put him to hell.

You know, if he hell exists or whatever.

I'm like, I'm not getting rid of just debate.

I just wanted to say, guy needs to die.

He killed that.

I think it was eight minutes.

He was just brutally killing her.

He tried raping her.

She fought back with everything she had.

And he decided to pick up a stone and beat her in the head with it.

The thing is, I've gotten a few arguments about this and they're like,

wow, Americans kill people too.

It's true, but he shouldn't have been in his country.

So she would still be alive if the Biden and Harris administration

kept the border where Trump gave it to him at.

Just saying.

Um, I mean, like, I don't know, I don't know how you want to spend time.

How much time you want to spend on this?

Oh, we're going to spend a lot of time on this coverage.

Like, that's like,

Just turn off the welfare.

That's how you do it.

Just like, don't you have to build a fucking wall,

spend $20 billion deporting people, turn off the welfare.

That is, that is definitely wrong.

That's Ron Paul's view and a libertarian view.

And I would agree with that, except for now.

We have too many people in their criminals.

You know the crime rate.

It doesn't matter.

The crime rate in Hades is,

is we take it away and they've already taken over apartment buildings.

They apparently eat our pets.

Yeah.

So like, okay, it's just going to get worse.

Take away the welfare at step one.

Okay.

Let people defend themselves.

There is all these dumb ass gun laws that are illegal according to the Second Amendment,

where especially in Colorado, California, Illinois,

Arizona, Arizona, you know why there's no gains taken over Nevada apartments, right?

Go fucking shoot them.

Come at us, bros.

We'll take you on.

Now the, the, well, because you've got,

you got these Democrat governors, they're all coming out going,

we will not support this.

So the, the, like the baby talker in Arizona,

yeah, the governor, she's the baby talker, which have you,

Adam Crowley has a theory that if you, if you talk like a baby,

you were probably raped at that age and that's why your voice didn't change from that on.

I'm not saying that's true.

I'm just saying Adam Crowley's theory is a pretty smart guy.

So we'll see where that goes.

She made a speech that she would not be supporting Trump

and she would not allow this to happen in her state.

Oh, see that's the other thing.

Wait, about three hours later, she said,

no, I'm going to retract that statement because somebody got there and go,

you're in Arizona.

Do you want to be reelected?

You have any chance?

That's the other thing, like in states like California or Illinois,

they can actually do that, right?

They can, they can fight back against the feds.

They can, they can deploy resources to, to slow them down, to get them out of the way.

And it's just going to cost more money to you and me.

So this is what Trump says.

Oh, it's only going to cost $20 billion.

It's going to cost $80 billion and it's not going to get done anyway.

So is your Trump's plan?

Not in detail, no.

It's actually really simple.

And this is what I want to talk to you about because

I want to hit the national emergency thing.

Right. Because so you can use the military.

Yeah, that's, that's, that's a bad idea.

It's a very bad idea.

Rand Paul came out against it.

Say he does not support that.

It would not be a good look.

But if not the military, then who?

I told you, turn off the fucking weather.

They just go home.

They can't go back.

I love them.

They can't go back.

Walk. Get out.

Mexico said they'll take them.

Mexico said they'll take all these people.

Well, they'll take the Mexican ones.

Oh, the Mex, the Mexicans, I don't care about.

They can stay.

Okay. Well, everybody else, I don't care.

Go get out.

You can't stay here.

So this is my question.

Hey, so you're against the middle.

Or you become productive.

Stop, stop.

Stop.

You gotta go.

You gotta go.

Nope.

That's why, because we still don't know if they're going to be an active,

if they're going to be a bad actor in the next 60 days.

Okay. Well,

And they might be.

But we talked about our whole,

we talked about our libertarian prison idea

was that last week or two weeks ago?

I forget.

But yeah, just do that.

Right.

Set up these, you can like set up Ron Town

out in the Nevada desert somewhere.

I'm like, hey, if you're, if you're an illegal,

that's a criminal.

Come work at Ron Town.

You can, you can party and drink and do whatever you want.

So I'll get your work done.

You can fuck with me.

You're dead.

You can eat other coyotes you can catch.

Yeah.

Because I'm not allowed to eat dogs in Ron Town.

There's no eating dogs and cats in Ron Town.

No eating raccoons or squirrels either in Ron Town.

I mean,

No, but actually Florida, Texas has already given the federal,

offered the federal government like a couple hundred acres

for a retention camp to hold them while they push them back into Mexico.

But no, so, but the

You're wasting more fucking money.

So, but here, here's, so I know you're against the military.

I'm, I'm willing to entertain it to be an possibility

because I want them out quick.

You're, so you're walking down the,

like this is a big thing for you.

Like you're walking down the public sidewalk

and there's a guy in military uniform and he says,

show me your papers.

Right.

And well, I was at the night's game and outside the night's game

was Metro walk around with military style weapons.

Yeah.

I didn't like that.

Right.

Well, that's what's going to happen.

And it happened in Chicago too.

And I, and I agree.

Well, this is, this is what I wanted to have the conversation.

I want to have a conversation about this.

So the military, let's just say the,

this is say the military for,

for purposes of this, of this conversation,

let's say the military does, if it's not the military,

maybe the national guard, because they're,

they're a different version of the military.

But because we can't trust the police to do it.

One, they're overbooked anyway,

and they get controlled by the mayors and the governors,

and they won't even call ICE when they arrest these people.

Right.

So that's why I think it has to be either,

it has to be the military, the natural guard,

or we have to start a whole new department

in the federal government that does this,

which I am against that 100%.

They have to go.

Turn off the welfare.

So, here's, here's my question.

We are born with constitutional rights.

Okay.

What we are, there,

We're born with rights.

We're born, we were born into a country

where we have constitutional rights.

And it,

I don't like the phrasing of that.

Okay.

How would you phrase?

We're born with rights.

Okay.

And we were born in an area where our government,

at least on paper, recognizes those rights.

Okay.

So, when we have someone visiting from,

I don't know, Germany or something,

do they enjoy those constitutional rights as well?

Yes.

So, feet on the ground give you our constitutional rights.

No.

You were born with rights no matter where you,

you can be born on Mars, you're born with rights.

No, no, no.

I'm specifically saying our constitutional rights.

There's no such thing as a constitutional rights.

Yes, there is.

You just have a right.

We're going to get caught up in this semantical bullshit.

That's no, that's what it, I mean it matters.

You're born with rights, period.

I don't care what some piece of paper says.

Oh my God, you fucking error-kissed man, Jesus Christ.

That's what it is, you're born with rights.

You can't start with a piece of paper.

A piece of paper cannot magically give you rights.

Okay.

Can the cops walk, if you're walking to the street,

can a cop whack you and head to the billy club?

Anybody can do anything.

Legally can a cop whack you?

No.

This is going to be a very long, I'm sorry about this,

we have very long conversation.

No, can a cop not legally do that.

Okay, so he cannot knock you on the coconut with the billy club.

Right.

Okay, so if a man from Germany is walking down the street,

can a cop knock him in the head?

No.

Okay, so there are some rights that we have in this country

that other countries don't necessarily have.

They don't recognize.

Sure, if you want to go that way.

But somebody-

You always have the rights, right?

You can be born a slave.

Okay, what rights are you talking about?

Well, you have the right to be, you have the right to life,

which means no one can take your life from you.

That's not true though.

Without violating the law?

That's not true.

What do you mean?

Have a baby in Minnesota.

Well, snatch that baby's life right out there if they want to.

That's not a person.

The baby's not a person.

No, the baby has been birthed.

This is a man.

There's again, there's no-

So you're saying a birthed baby is not a person?

No, it's not.

An actual baby with feet, hands going,

like you do a lot of times.

That's not a person.

That's not a person.

What is it?

It's a thing.

It's like an animal.

It's like a dog or a cat.

Okay, so all complaints-

Can you have conversation with it?

All complaints should go to Dave, not me.

I do not share this opinion.

A baby is a human.

It's a human.

Yeah, it's a human.

It's not a person.

Okay, so here's the example.

What is the difference?

Here's the example I like to bring up.

Oh, okay.

I can't wait.

We talk about movies a lot.

You might actually get this reference.

Oh, okay.

You saw a short circuit, right?

Short circuit.

With the robot?

Yes.

Okay, yes.

Is Johnny Five a person?

No.

So he has no rights.

He's a robot.

So he has no rights.

Sure, he has no rights.

So it's okay for the military in that movie or whatever the company-

Nova, the company's name is Nova.

Yeah.

For them to go capture him and beat him with crowbars and shoot him.

Yes, he's a robot.

Because I mean-

You watched the movie, didn't you?

I don't remember the movie.

Oh my God, that's your homework.

You have to go watch the movie.

Do I get a minaret for it?

No.

Okay.

The whole premise of the movie is that Johnny Five is a person.

I understand.

I remember the premise and there-

But he is not.

He does not have a heart.

He doesn't have lungs.

No matter how hard it is, it's not magical.

There's people out there with fake hearts like Carl Rove.

Now, Carl Rove's not a person either.

But Carl Rove has a fake heart.

He doesn't have a heart.

He has a fake heart?

No, he has a fake plastic heart.

Seriously?

Yes, and he has no heartbeat.

So the modern fake hearts, they don't pump.

They're like circulatory constant flow.

So he has no pulse.

He has no heartbeat.

How's it powered?

Well, it's powered.

But I think it's maybe solar or it has a battery.

Like a long lasting battery.

So he was like a fedora with solar panels on it?

Yeah.

No, but it's flow.

It's just constant flow.

It's not a pump.

So it's like a filter out of the ferrion.

And his blood just flows.

So next week, we're going to have another Minero giveaway.

It's going to be how many times we need to hit Dave

with a baseball bat and his coconut

to make him think rationally.

I am thinking rationally.

What makes a person versus not?

It's not human DNA.

It's not a heart.

It's not skin.

It's not your kidneys.

So because of Johnny five.

Yes.

Johnny five had a thought process.

Yes.

An independent thought process.

Yes.

That's all he had that is similar to a human being.

Yes.

So independent thought.

That's what makes you a person.

But Harris voters don't have independent thought process.

They don't.

So are they not human?

Some of them are.

Now like I said this before, I don't know if I got this

conversation with you, but I don't think that a good chunk

of the humans walking around are people.

Aliens?

No, they're not aliens.

They're humans.

They were birthed by human beings.

They're not people.

There's nobody in there.

Okay.

I mean, because if you talk to them, they can like respond,

but so can AI.

So can chat GBT, right?

So that's what these humans are.

They're chatting with these walking around.

Okay.

And it's not like magical, right?

So the way it happens is you're a little child

and you start to become a person, right?

So your brain is developing.

You're seeing other humans around you.

But a baby has a thought process.

No, they don't.

I am hungry.

There's not thinking.

Wraps his mouth around a boob and sucks milk.

They're not thinking.

That's all instinct.

But that's still thought.

They're not thinking anything.

But so Johnny F5 didn't have instinct, did he?

He knew he wanted to be alive.

Oh, he wanted to be alive.

Yes.

But he wasn't.

So what does a live mean?

I mean, again, you're talking to some antics.

No, I'm talking to some antics.

They're saying that robots are alive.

What's alive?

What does that mean?

Oh, Jesus Christ.

I actually thought we were going to have some intelligent debate.

This is a fun one.

Don't get me wrong.

I mean, try to get you out of this.

It's a problem.

Like it's a problem.

You're down here and I'm up here.

You just came.

No, like.

Yeah, you are up there.

So as a small toddler is developing, right,

they start becoming a person.

So is there a certain age that they become a person?

There's no magical age.

It's all independent.

Each individual is different.

Some people might become people around age five.

Some take a little longer.

Some take earlier.

You have to judge on a case by case basis.

And what happens is we send these kids to government schools

and the government schools beats the fucking person out of them.

It turns them into a chat GPT.

So that's why all these humans walking around are not people.

I mean, don't misunderstand.

I dig the comments, but it's not.

That's my theory.

No, it's fine.

I mean, I.

So Johnny five is a person.

But a baby.

Well, here's the problem.

But a two year old is not.

I can't judge.

I have to judge.

One year old.

One year old, probably not.

And somebody who has blue hair, probably not.

Probably not.

And then somebody who recently shaved their head recently.

Yeah, probably not.

And then.

That's just a fat guy with a beard, where to address.

I mean, you have to talk to the person and find like, you know,

he thinks he's a woman.

I'm saying we're going on probabilities here.

So probably not.

But you never.

I'm just trying to find funny in this because this is hysterical of me.

But you have to go on case by case basis.

And that's all you can do.

So like something that just came out of a vagina.

That's not a person.

I'm sorry.

It's not.

Um, now why the fuck did we even bring this up?

So I was.

I remember.

So I wanted to have this debate about the legal.

Okay.

And I wanted to spit it into something.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

I wanted to say.

So are the Germans that.

No.

I guess what I'm saying is if you're, if your boots are on the ground in America

and you're just walking in the street, the cops cannot just plucky up.

Correct.

And I mean, they're not supposed to.

You have a right to be free and go about your business.

Yes.

You have free trial.

Okay.

So how does that relate to the military?

Are they legal aliens?

They have the same rights.

So how do we scoop them up and push them back to the other country?

That's why we shouldn't be doing that.

But we should.

No, we shouldn't.

They have the right to be here as long as they're not harming anybody else.

So they broke the law to get here.

Does that matter?

I don't give a fuck.

Because you don't think borders matter.

You break laws all the time.

You ever speed on the highway?

Absolutely not.

Okay.

I use my turn signal all the time.

I don't ever like.

Well, no, I use my turn signal like this.

I just.

No.

So.

I don't care what's the piece of paper size.

I just don't care.

I don't care.

It's a piece of paper.

Ugh.

And the piece of paper you write is no special compared to the piece of paper I write,

or the piece of paper that Joe Biden writes.

It's all a piece of paper.

I should have been prepared for this.

I actually, I was not prepared for this at all.

I am sorry people.

If you're an actual person.

I mean, that's why the solution is to just turn off welfare.

No.

Because you don't have a right to welfare.

Welfare is violating your right by stealing tax money from you and paying somebody else.

And it encourages bad people to show up and take that welfare.

Right.

So if we turn it all off.

Right.

For Americans and for everybody, then the bad people get the fuck out.

All complaints go to Dave, not me.

The Ellen DeGeneres's get the fuck out.

Right.

The people that kill Lake and Ryleys, they get the fuck out.

Or they get shots.

And that's the solution.

It costs us no money.

We don't have to raise taxes.

No, a bullet costs money.

Okay.

It costs a dollar.

No, did you ever watch the movie The Marlboro Man?

I have not seen that one.

Okay.

So it's Mickey Rourke and Don Johnson.

And Mickey Rourke carries a big 45.

Okay.

And he knew how much bullets every bullet cost him.

Oh, back then they were probably like three cents.

No, no.

It was like, it was apparently like, it might even have been a 50 caliber.

It was a very big handgun.

And the bullet was like a dollar something per bullet.

And it's Holly, what they could have.

Well, yeah.

Yeah.

And it's California.

So who knows.

But the point, my point B was he would, he would think how much money he has to spend to shoot a person.

Yeah.

And to see if it's worth it.

It'll be a lot cheaper than any government plan.

I guarantee you that.

I mean, like, it's just so simple that the reason, okay, here's the problem.

Like Republicans complain about illegal immigrants, Democrats complain about abortion laws, right?

But if we fixed all these problems.

By shooting people.

By whatever, if we actually fixed the problem, like ignore what solution would be.

Okay.

If we fixed the problem, we would realize we don't need these people, right?

Okay.

So they benefit by keeping the problem there forever.

Okay.

Like Democrats will never solve abortion because then you won't elect Democrats anymore.

No, I.

Well, the problem solved.

We don't need Democrats.

No, I actually like the way abortion is being handled right now.

And let me, let me explain.

I am for state rights and I am.

I live in a legal state from marijuana.

I want to enjoy marijuana.

And I, when I lived in Chicago, there was a lot of laws I did not like.

There was a lot of things going on I did not like.

So I go, this is a cafeteria.

We live in a cafeteria plan of America.

So I go, I'm going to move to another state.

Right.

And I moved, we moved around four or five states.

I'm sure I told this before.

So we found the state that we like the most and we stayed in.

So I loved it or left it.

Okay.

So that's the whole point of America.

Right.

So if you want your, and I, even though I live in a state where abortion is sealed

in our constitution, I believe, I'm technically, I don't really have the opinion on abortion

because I don't have a say on abortion.

So, but I don't mind if I live in a state where my tax dollars could go to abortion,

but there are some people, they do not want their tax dollars going to abortion.

Tax never should never go to Georgia.

You want it?

You pay for it.

Right.

And I agree with that, but that's not reality in a lot of cases.

Planned Parenthood gives a decent amount of money.

Look at the way Planned Parenthood, look at the reason Planned Parenthood was started.

I already know that.

Yeah.

It was killed by black people.

Right.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Margaret Sanger.

I didn't say it.

I'm just, just, just reporting the news.

Yeah.

That's definitely.

But I, but I truly, truly believe if you are against abortion, your tax dollars

should not go to abortion.

So your state would have a right to ban abortions except in medical, for medical reasons.

I mean, birth of, you know, rape, incest, the mother dying.

I get that.

But so it's.

Also let me, nothing to wrap up.

Well, no, it's fine.

I, I think a state never has the right to ban abortion, but I'm not going to go stop your

state from doing it.

Right.

It's not worth it to me to go make your state obey me.

I don't give a fuck.

But people should, if they truly do not want abortion, they should,

that should be a choice for them to have.

Right.

But why is it your choice to tell me what I can do?

That's not a choice that you have.

No, no, you have to move to the state that you most agree with them.

I'm saying, well, if you, if you're in Florida and you want an abortion,

why does your neighbor get a say?

They should.

Well, I mean, they, they get a say.

Florida just had marijuana on their, on their initiatives.

Yeah.

But they voted it down.

They get a say by voting though.

But why?

Why do they get a say in what you do with your body on your property?

Well, you're not, well, you're not on your property.

You have to, the doctor, the doctor, the doctor, the coach, hang on,

put that thing out on your backyard.

And he's okay with it.

So what's the problem?

Um, I, I, you,

look, it's just mind your own business.

I don't understand.

Well, it's, I've been kind of framing this whole thing towards tax, taxpayer

dollars.

Okay.

I did, I, but you can't use that argument on me because I don't believe in

tax dollars.

But you still pay tax dollars.

I don't have a choice.

Mm.

Delete, delete, delete.

If you watch another episode, you know what I mean by that.

It's code.

Yeah.

Okay.

I, I, I, I, it's a hot button issue and no one's ever going to have the, the, the

way to fix it.

But marijuana, like if I want to smoke marijuana in my house,

why do you get a say?

You should not get a say at all.

And I agree.

I know it's, it's about that.

That's one of the most valid arguments you've ever presented, actually.

Well, I don't want to live in a world where everyone gets to vote on what everyone else

does.

Like just leave me alone.

Right?

You shouldn't get a say in anything.

Right?

No, it's okay.

As long as tax dollars, we're not going to fund Planned Parenthood or abortions.

Unless it was a medical thing.

Okay.

I could, I could.

Well, tax dollars shouldn't fund the emergency ones.

Like sorry that you have an emergency.

Pay your own way.

It's not my problem.

Well, you, I guess you should have your own health insurance because if I, if I go to the

doctor or the hospital, I got to pay thousands of dollars.

Okay.

Now that's kind of the argument where they might be able to sneak in because when, when

you join an insurance pool and that insurance covers abortion, now your dollars are paying

for someone else's abortion, which, but you agree to it going in.

See, you don't though.

No, no, no.

Yes, you do because you signed the contract and the contract says this covers abortions.

So now, but here's the thing.

Right now I, I'm not a hundred percent sure on this, but I think Obamacare made it illegal

to have an insurance plan that doesn't cover abortion.

So you cannot join a Christian insurance program that won't cover abortion.

Now that is where I think it's wrong.

You should be able to take whatever, whatever stupid insurance plan you want.

Right.

You don't want to cover abortions.

You don't want to cover marijuana or drug overdoses.

Fine.

Join your city, city, and insurance plan.

I believe, I believe Medesher.

Is it Medesher?

I have no idea.

There's a group out there that you can join them, but this is, that's a fairly new

thing.

Yes.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

There are like, um, not insurance.

The part of that, you had no choice on what insurance company you had based on your job.

Yes.

So that's not fair then.

Well, that's not what I'm saying.

We have to get rid of all this shit.

So, so maybe, maybe deregulate the medical insurance like you do car insurance.

Yes.

And then I, then I, then I agree with that.

Okay.

All right.

Whoa.

Then the Christians can say, well, I'm going to go with Jesus Co insurance that doesn't cover abortion.

And then I can, I can join a baby killer incorporated insurance.

Where we cover the abortions, which I actually wouldn't because all complaints go to Dave.

I don't want an abortion.

I'm not going to pay for an abortion.

I don't have a uterus.

Well, no, I, I've said this before.

I do not have a choice in abortion, but she, she can have the baby or I got to pay for her for 18 years.

And like this, this whole free market thing would make everything cheaper.

It would make everything run smoother.

Like, but the reason we don't do it is because the government wants to,

they're fat little paws and everything they need to cause problems so that you keep

electing them to solve your problems.

Right?

I hope that.

They're all problems.

I hope this changes.

I have a little bit of hope that it might not be abortion thing, but, but regard regards,

I mean, you should move around the country to pick the state you want to live in.

And it's the whole love or leave it thing to go.

Like, why should I have to move?

Because you fucking sock and people disagree with you.

If you don't like your neighbors, move.

Right.

What the fuck?

Right.

So make that move.

And I'm not a hypocrite.

I've done it numerous times at great expense.

Oh, yeah.

I only moved once.

I only moved from, well, I moved different apartments, but I only moved from Chicago to Vegas.

I mean, I've moved across country like four times.

And I, luckily it wasn't that expensive.

It was a couple of thousands.

I moved myself.

Yeah, it's not bad.

Yeah.

I'm a, I'm a, I'm a son of age.

I paid for a mover.

I mean, like a truck, like a big 18 wheeler to carry all of our shift from Chicago.

It was like 1500 bucks.

So my move from Seattle to here, my moving truck cost me $5.

What?

I don't really know what exactly happened.

Weird.

Well, I, I kind of got into a fight with U-Haul.

Because two days before I was going to pick the truck up, they called me,

even though I had a reservation for over a month, they called and said,

Oh, I'm sorry, we don't have any trucks available.

And I go, what the fuck are you talking about?

That's like a Seinfeld episode.

So I went, I know.

You don't deserve the car.

Why do you have the reservation?

So I went into a U-Haul facility, arguing, you know, debated with them.

Whatever.

And I yelled at people, you know, U-Haul and the U-Haul place by my house,

the guy was really cool.

He's like, you know what?

He goes, I work here, but my dad's got a U-Haul place over about an hour from here.

They have a truck for you.

I'll go and pick it up and bring it here.

It'll be here tomorrow before I go, dude, thank you.

So he comes, he brings the truck back in a couple hundred bucks as a tip because I mean,

he went way out of his way on his personal time.

And he rings me up and he goes, I don't understand this.

I go, what's that?

He goes, you owe me $5 for the truck.

I go, he goes, pay it quick.

I go, seriously, he goes, we just made a legal transaction that it's contractual.

He goes, I don't see how they can come back on this.

And they did not.

No, I had to pay for gas and mileage and stuff.

Of course, yeah, yeah.

But it saved me a ton of money.

But yeah, we, yeah, paying for a truck, we had, movers do everything.

I think all of a sudden done, it was like a 2,300 or something.

So we had a lot of shit.

We had like nice fancy tables and everything.

Oh no, the one that made me the maddest was Pinsky.

So I'm moving from Tennessee to Washington state.

Okay.

And I pick up the truck in Tennessee and had governor on it.

I could not go more than 70 miles an hour.

Um, the dumbasses don't realize once you get out west into a western state,

it's like 85, 85 miles an hour.

I'm like, you're fucking trying to kill me.

Yeah.

I'm like, seriously, what is wrong with you guys?

Oh, apparently I'm a, I complain a lot.

What is that?

So Karen is a woman.

Kevin.

Darren.

Oh, Darren.

Darren, yeah.

Darren and Karen.

I might be a Darren guys, but I'm okay with that.

I want to speak to the manager.

Who's the manager of this?

I actually yelled at him, uh, got a day at work.

Uh, he's a contractor.

No, we, we've given this company $70,000 this year and apparently there was an invoice for

like $400 that we didn't get processed.

I mean, it was our fault.

Don't get me wrong.

It was our fault.

They cut us off.

We've given you $70,000 this year.

Do you even want a dollar that next year?

Because I'm going to tell you right now, if you don't service my fire panel,

which is a life safety device, you will not be my contractor January 1st.

I will get rid of you.

And he's like, no, no, no, we'll take care of that.

I thought you would.

Yeah.

Wow.

But it's like, it's kind of missing him a dick because I, I've done it before because

they, they cut you off for like dollars.

And I'm just like, I get it.

You, we owe you the money, but we pay our bills.

Right.

An invoice can get lost.

It could be, you know, and I'm like, fuck.

Yeah.

So Sting alarms suck my, I don't know, forget it.

Yeah.

But there's, there's service in me.

So well, no, not service in me.

First, like, like Chase Oliver, good service.

I'm there servicing my, my equipment at the bill.

Nope.

There's service in my building's protection equipment.

Jesus.

These fucking words that we have multiple meetings.

Um, I was, I was just ready to have a nice conversation about constitutional rights.

And can we remove the legal, but apparently we went to like,

or above pieces of paper.

I know you're fucking anarchist.

That's fine.

All right.

So you're going to do your little segment.

Yeah.

So, uh, I got a good one for you guys.

Um, so Thanksgiving is coming up this week, uh, for us, our American listeners anyway.

So I wanted to do our butchering segments.

So, um, I thought about, you know, let's, let's go to the Chinese grocery store and get a whole bird.

If I can, like with the head on and everything and the feet on.

Why Chinese?

Because that's what they were selling.

Like, because the American grocery stores sell the hollowed out bird with no, no neck,

no organs, anything.

But then I'm like, well, you know what?

What if I can get a live bird?

Maybe I can do that.

So I talked to some friends and, uh, I found a place that sells live birds.

So I went and I grabbed a live bird and, um, I butchered it up last week.

And it was the most delicious chicken I've ever eaten.

Oh, I bet it was.

Um, and, uh, so like, you know, you can watch the video, um, and, uh, use it as a guide to

butcher your turkey for Thanksgiving.

You can do other animals with the same principles.

Um, so, you know, hog, um, a cow, uh, cat's dog humans.

If you're one of our Haitian listeners, um, just follow the same principles and, um,

let's, uh, roll a video.

All right.

All right.

So this is Dave here with Canary in the Cage.

And today we're going to teach you how to butcher a chicken from start to finish.

If you're only doing the grocery store version, all you need is a boning knife,

cutting board and possibly some kitchen shears.

But if you want to do a live one like this, you're going to need something to hang it from,

uh, in a bucket and some, uh, boiling water.

So let's get right into it.

All right.

So we're here with our bird here.

And, uh, what you're going to do is just slice the throat and let the blood drain out.

It's pretty simple.

All right.

All right.

So once that's done, you're going to want to cut the head off.

Okay.

So just grab it by the beak and give it a slice.

All right.

So to get the feathers off, what you're going to want to do is dip it into the pot of boiling

water a couple of times and that'll loosen the skin and feathers.

And they should come right off.

Do this, just come right off.

All right.

So here with our chicken carcass and we're going to start butchering it up.

So the first thing you want to do is get these feet off.

Do not throw these away.

Uh, you, if you don't like to eat chicken feet, you can still use them for your stock pot.

So what you want to do is just slice in just a little bit until you find the joint.

And then you can actually just pop it out if you want to.

There it is.

And then you just slice right through.

Boom.

One chicken foot.

Then you want to cut off these nails.

These are nasty.

Into your stock pot.

Uh, just keep that over there.

Okay.

The next thing we're going to do is just take the wings off.

Now what I like to do is hold them by the wing and just start cutting in.

And the joint will pop right out on its own.

There it is.

Boom.

Get that feather out of there.

All right.

So the wing is going to have the three parts.

It's going to have the drumette, the flat, and then this little bit right here.

That again goes into your stock pot.

You don't want to eat that.

Just pull it back until it pops.

Find the joint.

And right through.

And then to separate the drumette from the flat,

you're going to cut this little piece of skin here.

Pull them apart until it pops.

And then just right through that joint.

And there you go.

Chicken wings.

Sometimes it's a little stubborn.

Just find that joint.

This wing's got some feather bits left over.

Get those out of there.

Okay.

Then we can do the legs.

There's some blood coming out.

That's fine.

Why would I want to do that?

Because the grocery store does it that way?

Well, we're going to separate the leg.

And so when you cut open that skin, the leg is just going to be a part.

And you just want to follow those muscle lines all the way down.

And then once you've got it open, you just pull it back.

Dislocate that joint.

Continue the cutting.

Now, a lot of people won't tell you this,

but on the back of the chicken, there's a little part right here called the oyster.

And that is one of the tastiest bits you're going to find on a chicken.

So make sure you get that included in your thigh.

And then just follow that joint until it comes right off.

And there's a thigh and leg.

All right.

So with the grocery store chicken, you're going to have giant breasts.

And we all love breasts on the canary in the cage here.

But for a farm bought one like this, the breasts are going to be pretty small.

But what you're going to want to do is stand up the carcass like this

and just start cutting along that breastbone until your knife decides which way it wants to go.

And here we've gone down the right side.

And then just follow the breastbone all the way down.

And you want a good sharp boning knife for this.

And then so here we still have the organs inside.

So you're going to see the organs as you get near the end here.

So just be careful. Do not pierce anything.

And that's one chicken breast.

It's pretty small as you can see compared to grocery store,

but there's a lot more flavor packed in there.

They cheat a lot. They inject them with saline solution to make it look bigger.

And then when you cook it, that all disappears.

So that's why chicken breasts from the grocery store is a lot smaller when you end up cooking it

than it looks like when you bought it.

So

there's the other one.

Okay, so you're going to have a lot of skin here.

Again, this is not good to be thrown out.

This is you can use this to make schmaltz.

And schmaltz is the most delicious fat that you can use to cook with or to do anything else with.

And the other advantage to schmaltz is it is a liquid at room temperature.

And why is that important?

Because you can use it to make mayonnaise.

And this will be the most delicious mayonnaise you've ever tasted.

Even if you don't like mayonnaise, try it with schmaltz.

It'll change your life.

Okay.

Because our knife is very sharp, it just peels right off.

If it's from the grocery store, it's probably going to be cleaner than this.

So you can go ahead and just use your schmaltz right away.

But this guy is a little dirty, so you're going to want to watch that before you start

making your schmaltz.

Just make sure everything's clean and feather free.

Okay, so now we get to the best bits, which is the organ meat.

So let's cut in here.

Near the ass.

And be very delicate with this because you don't want to pierce,

you know, the intestine and get bird shit everywhere.

So there's this layer of fat right here.

You want to keep that as well.

Put that in with your skins.

Okay, you can pull it apart.

Gently so we don't break anything.

Because some of these organs are nasty and some are good.

Okay.

Cut that open.

Oh, look at that liver.

That's beautiful.

Now, a lot of you guys probably will say that you don't like liver,

but there is nothing as delicious as liver from a freshly killed animal.

It's nothing like what you've eaten in the stores or some cheap diner.

Okay, you just gently pull it.

Disconnect everything from the throat area.

Okay, this is the heart.

Heart is another delicious organ meat from the chicken.

Put that on the grill with the liver and the gizzard.

And you just some salt and pepper.

And that's your treat.

Okay, there's your esophagus.

And look at that.

There's all the guts.

This is your egg tube.

Looks like we got a little mini egg in there waiting to go.

No, that's just the air pocket.

Chicken farts anyone?

Okay.

Ah.

Again, this is your carcass.

You do not want to throw this out.

You put this in your stock pot, you make stock.

It's better than anything you'll find in the store.

Just make sure you clean that out, clean out that cavity.

Get these little guys out of there.

Believe those are the kidneys.

Okay.

You want to separate that liver.

So this black thing, that is probably the most nasty bit you're going to

find.

Do not break that.

Right there.

You want to gently separate the liver from everything surrounding it.

Because it's attached to that gallbladder.

And then get your knife in there.

If you need to just cut around it.

If you have to leave some liver attached, that's the way you want to go.

You don't want that gallbladder anywhere near your meat.

There you go.

Beautiful liver.

So we're going to put some salt on that and just grill it up.

Okay.

In here, I believe is the gizzard.

Get that fat out of there.

This is the stomach actually.

Okay.

You don't want to eat the stomach.

You can eat the intestines if you want, but you have to clean them out very, very well.

They'll be actually pretty tasty.

We don't have time to do that today.

So probably go to the dogs.

Get that piece of fat right there.

Get that in with your skins.

And then most of this is going to be trash.

And there you have it.

Wow, that was amazing.

Yeah.

It was like I said, it was the best tasting chicken I've ever eaten in my life.

Yep.

No, that was actually pretty cool.

I mean, I actually expected to make a few more sounds while you cut its head off.

Yeah, it went a lot.

That was the first time I've ever killed an animal and butchered it from live.

And it went a lot smoother than I thought it would.

So did the chickens stay alive for a while after you've cut its head off?

No.

Oh, really?

No, like once you hang it upside down, it like calms itself down because of the broad rushes in the head.

Yeah.

And you slice the throat.

It struggled a little after that.

It was less than a minute, I think.

Have you seen the videos they chop the head off for the axe and it just runs around?

Yeah, I've seen those.

I didn't want to do it that way.

Ah, don't blame me.

When you do it that way, like the adrenaline rushes through the bird

and that kind of ruins the flavor of the beef.

So like the hanging upside down is like a halal thing and like the blood drinks down.

So all the adrenaline goes with it.

But cutting the head off with an axe on a tree stump does make for a good video.

It does.

All right.

So I'm going to go and do my little session here.

I'm going to do one that I don't necessarily agree with, but it's topical.

It's current events.

So what the hell?

I do not believe nuclear war.

We're starting.

We're starting.

I am not an advocate for it.

I hope Putin and can realize that our country is being stupid right now

and we are going to be changing presence in 60 days.

But it's actually something I've always kind of wanted to know too.

So but I also found out it's kind of regional.

If you want to prepare for, I don't believe a nuclear weapon will come.

I really don't.

Would it come?

So the poly markets that were betting on the president, they do have a line item on

will a nuclear bomb detonate in the world in 2024?

Seeing that we got six weeks left.

It's a little scary.

And is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

9% yes.

9%

That's pretty scary.

It got his eyes 25.

So 27.

Isn't that crazy?

Yeah, that's pretty crazy.

And I mean, what would you make if you wouldn't make a bet?

What would you bet?

Well, let's see what the volume is on this because it could be a low volume.

Well, it's got 2.3 million.

It's been talking about the radio.

So or on podcasts.

Okay.

Will a nuclear weapon detonate?

So that's anywhere in the world.

I think 90% is about right.

Okay.

Because it's in a USA that we should be much lower.

I mean, because we got, yeah, we hope.

Well, but also dirty bomb is nuclear though, too.

Okay.

So I still don't think we're going to have that.

So the best advice I can give is understand where you live,

understand the threat value of where you live at,

and just be prepared.

And the simple prepper mentality for a prepare for nuclear war,

it's fairly simple.

And honestly, it's mostly stuff you should have anyway.

But yeah, I just, I'm not selling fear here.

I mean, I think I just, people should know,

but you need to do your own research as well based on where you live at.

If you live in, I mean, what is, so if we weren't going into nuclear war

and like full on like, like we're just launching ship and they're on,

is Vegas a target?

And we got Nellis here.

Yeah.

I don't know if it would be a high profile,

but the thing is they have enough nukes to just blow up everything.

So yeah, neutral destruction.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So it's kind of fun.

Not fun, I guess, but when I was researching this, I went on Reddit

and there was just a slew of comments.

I'm kill, I'll kill myself.

I'll shoot myself in the head.

I don't want to survive this.

And I'm like, fuck.

I mean, I guess it's that scary nowadays.

I mean, trust me, it's scary, but I mean, would you want to survive it?

Depends on how close you are to the blast.

I mean, like there were survivors of Hiroshima and that's not a fun life.

Like they were fucked up.

Like they're scarred.

Well, that's why I was asking if Vegas would be,

you know, LA, San Francisco.

Well, okay, but we're in the city.

Like we were just die instantly.

So like if it hit Vegas.

Yeah.

Well, if we had enough warning, we could take off.

We could grab our, our go bag.

Good luck.

Good luck.

Fuck dude, I'll be, I'll be in the razor.

The road will be all jammed up.

I'll be in the desert.

Fuck, I'm not using, there's no roads where we're going.

We strep my pets down in the back seat and just fucking.

So, so, I'll just, I'll just go out with it.

Go out with it.

I don't care.

I don't care.

Go to the bang.

Yeah.

Nope.

I'm going to, I try to survive.

I would.

So, okay.

So just a proper way to survive a nuclear war.

That's the, the basic stuff you want to have is a gas mask, obviously,

apparently coveralls, but you want one that are.

Oh, suddenly Ron believes in masks.

But masks don't work.

Oh shit.

There goes YouTube.

Coveralls, gloves, boots, clothes, skivvy roll.

That's a military term.

I don't know what it means.

Skivvy roll is like a bed roll, I think.

Like a, a sitting bag.

Okay.

That's what I thought, but they, they had it linked to clothes.

So.

Oh, I don't know.

I don't know what maybe.

Yeah.

A fair day, fair day bags, which we've already talked about before.

We should have them.

A Geiger counter, actually.

Okay.

Yeah.

I think you can make your own too.

I assume maybe we should do an episode on that.

That might be a fun one.

Yeah, it might be actually.

Wet wipes.

So you shit yourself, you clean yourself up.

No, I think it's for more keeping your mouth clean.

Potassium iodine pills.

Okay.

So, because I mean that does counter the effect of the nuclear weapon,

depending on how, how your exposure is to it.

Documents, nuclear survivor guides.

So apparently just print a bunch of shit.

There you go.

I honestly, the survivor guide is, if you're in a city that's a target,

get the fuck out.

Luckily for us, and I don't, I kind of joke about it, but we,

our roads would be packed because we got, California's be going to Utah.

There's only like three roads out of the city here.

But again, I don't need roads where I'm going.

No, I mean, I've got, every one of my vehicles is four-wheel drive.

I got, I got, I got the razor.

And it's a four-wheel razor, so I can get the dogs, the family, the pets in there.

There you go.

We'll, we'll do a little mountain of a gun on top.

Do like, like a mad neck shit.

So then you also want to do other kids would be a home survival kid.

If you decided to stay home, I would imagine there's ways you could probably

block off your windows to keep the radiation out.

Um, yeah, I'm not really like you would need lead.

Well, I mean, so if you were to, so you want to be in a bunker,

ideally, like a specially made bunker with the lead walls,

could you turn your house into a positive pressure without pulling air in from the outside?

I don't see why that would matter.

Did you?

So if your house is a positive pressure, all your cracks and nooks and crannies of your house,

air would be going out.

Yeah, but the radiation, the radiation goes right through everything.

Well, but it couldn't come in because it would be.

That's not how radiation works.

Radiation is like light waves.

And you think a baby's not a human, so I'm not sure if I'm going to take your advice on that.

Don't look it up.

Okay.

So there's, there's different types of radiation.

There's, there's gamma rays, which are light waves that are really energetic.

There's alpha waves, which are helium ions, basically.

Now those just bounce off you, like those won't hurt you at all.

Unless they're going like this.

Just me.

Yeah, like you're sure.

Not you.

You'll be so good at it, you'll bounce right off of me.

Yeah, exactly.

Okay.

And then there's beta, beta radiation, which is electrons.

Those can be dangerous, but those are blocked by like wood or stone or,

it's the gamma waves that you have to watch out for.

Okay.

Because those will go through almost anything, like that you need lead to stop that.

Hmm.

All right.

And then the last thing is like every good prep would have anyway, guns.

You can, you know, you can use the gun for a couple of different things.

And the, the, the last thing you use gun for is to put a hole in your coconut.

If you, if you choose to, not, well, I said coconut.

Okay.

Because they fell on the coconut tree.

Ah, there you go.

There you go.

I actually wanted to do an episode on that, but that's a tricky one.

So you're using yourself in the head or?

No, no, no, not using a gun.

So it's like, um, using a like cyanide and similar things, but I don't know if I want to do that.

Yeah, I don't know either.

I, I, I like the best way to.

I don't need, viewers, let us know.

Do you want us to show, or do you want me to do a segment on like, um, uh, cyanide pills and things

like that, where like, if you're in a dire situation, it's a painless way to end things.

Let me, let us know.

I think we frame it in that way.

Well, yeah.

And we're not encouraging anybody to do it.

No, I don't, do not, do not do this.

Like.

What about the blue hairs?

Still don't do it.

Don't do it.

Okay.

We, we still watch it around because we need some of the laughs.

Yeah.

We're going to make fun of them.

Oh yeah.

So did you, have you seen the fight in the house right now in Congress?

No.

Apparently a trans woman got, got elected.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

And there's a woman who's like, he will not be using our bathroom.

Gives us a fuck.

No, fuck that dude.

No, I'm not, I'm not.

No, nope, nope, nope.

Take a shit.

Who can see you taking a shit?

Who cares?

Fuck.

We all get the same color.

Oh, speaking of fights, we didn't cover the Mike Tyson, Jake Paul fight.

Did you watch that?

Oh, jeez.

That was so fucking embarrassing.

What a, and Netflix crashed.

Like you couldn't get on Netflix.

I think what Netflix did is, is just fuck themselves forever showing fights again.

What a joke.

That was rigged.

That was so stupid.

Um, Mike, I have, I'm waiting for him to be interviewed.

I have a feeling he was pissed.

Why?

And he, oh, I'll get that in a second.

I think he was refusing to fight.

It seemed like it.

Cause he came out on round one and he beat the fucking tar out of Jake Paul.

He's like, he wanted to show, he could do it.

It could have been over.

And then the rest of the fight, he just kind of stood there.

So he got 20 million for the fight.

I don't know, probably.

Yeah, something like that.

Um, he would have got a percentage of that if he knocked around the first round.

He would have got a little bit bigger percentage of the second round and so on.

Okay.

So they, it wasn't a fair fight.

I mean, the fight, you get paid, what you get paid.

Yeah.

But no, they, they, they tiered his pay based on, on his performance or, or, or lack thereof

by knocking that guy out.

Still knock him out.

What the fuck are you doing?

He either glitched out like McConnell does.

He is old.

You gotta get.

No, I mean, he might have, he might have like just, you know, freaked out and just couldn't

do anything.

I don't think that's the case.

I think he's like, fuck you.

I'm not, I'm not going to be your, your, I was going to use a term I probably won't use.

I'm not going to be your entertainer.

Yeah.

I don't know.

And, but I, like after a round one, I'm like, what the fuck is this?

What are they doing?

Yeah.

Now the chick fight, holy fuck.

I didn't catch them.

I didn't catch them.

Holy Jesus.

It's a debate who actually won that fight, the Irish girl or the Puerto Rican.

I'll bet I watched it on a bootleg YouTube stream.

So I didn't get the preliminary fights.

I just got the main event.

Okay.

Yeah.

The main event was.

And they kept banning it.

Really?

They would ban it and I have to go to another one and they would ban that.

That's funny.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I, I was disappointed and it's funny as, as we were at a bar with some coworkers and the

husband of one of the coworkers was like 35 and a tiny guy.

Oh, my Tyson's old.

He can't fight.

Oh, fuck.

He, that's why he's going to lose.

He's too old to be in the ring.

And I'm like, um, he's three years older than me.

You want to keep fucking talking?

I'm like, seriously, man.

You know, I'm like, have you ever worked at construction site?

Have you ever done like insulation or big equipment and watched the 50,

and man, his 50s actually work?

Yeah.

And that, and how much, how strong they still are.

We don't lose our strength in our 50s.

We lose our speed.

We're not as fast.

I think it's more endurance.

Like that's the big thing.

Cause like if he didn't get me, if he didn't knock him down in round two or three,

he wasn't going to, he wasn't going to win.

I don't know if I agree with you.

You lose endurance because if you, I mean, because

there's guys in their sixties still running marathons.

Now, if you're going to sit on your couch all your fifties,

yes, you're going to lose your endurance.

Okay.

But if you're going to exercise and your muscles are not going to deteriorate.

But I think Tyson was actually out of shape.

Like he wasn't working out for the last 10 years.

Did you see the training videos he had for this fight?

He had to do it out of nothing.

Like he wasn't continuously working out.

He was like doing nothing and then he got back into it.

Yeah.

But he had a, almost a year to prepare.

So what?

Dude, his training videos were like,

once you let it go, like it's hard to come back.

Yeah.

But if I don't know the training video, it's just, he still hits hard.

I wouldn't want to be punched by him.

So I think that was, um, bullshit.

But, but they're doing all these memes now,

like Jake Paul wants to fight Jimmy Carter and Clint Eastwood.

And that's funny, but it's so, it's kind of disrespect to Mike Tyson.

Mike Tyson did not lose because of his age.

I think Mike Tyson lost because he was pissed off or he just glitched out.

I don't know.

It's a shame, but whatever shows over, we got it at an hour and two minutes.

Oh, yeah.

But we have our other stuff too.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Like it's gonna go a little bit longer.

We got one.

So, um, all right.

Well, thanks for watching.

We'll be here next week for Thanksgiving.

We will have an episode.

No holiday is going to stop us.

We will power through it.

So see you next week.

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