Explicit PGP, Bees & Bugs
Ep. 45

PGP, Bees & Bugs

Episode description

Dave gives a quick primer on PGP, and Ron explains why bees & bugs are important and how you can act on this.

This episode’s Monero challenge: Make a PGP key, then send a signed & encrypted message to Dave using his public key.

This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: 3342019, 2d0ee9e27f7ae5a69f519d37242c260abe86cc264d9e110797d34ef2e4e1f42f

This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: almagest, ayn, moneromash, OliverChase, RN, SteveX

00:00:00 Trump taking a chainsaw to the federal government

00:06:25 USAID and massive fraud

00:10:41 Impeach Trump for being dastardly!

00:17:01 Is the NFL rigged?

00:18:52 DC plane crash updates

00:23:07 Trump talking about invading Gaza

00:32:51 Birthright citizenship

00:49:01 Dave gives a quick primer on PGP

00:57:40 Ron explains why bees & bugs are important, and how you can act on this

Resources discussed on the show:

HoneyFlow (https://honeyflow.com/), a beekeeping kit for beginners.

OpenPGP (https://www.openpgp.org/), the modern standard for PGP encryption and signing.

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0:00

Alright, welcome to the Canary in The Cage Podcast. I'm Ron Morgan.

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And Dave Havlicek. Oh, my co-host.

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Dave Havlicek. I already fucked it up. That's okay, because

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we're recording live, if you can actually record live. It's still weird to me. But whatever,

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we're here to educate you, entertain you, and hopefully make you laugh a time or two.

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So, what have we got going on?

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Lots of good stuff this week. Well, some good stuff, some bad stuff, actually.

0:39

Man, I will say, you know, when I said if Trump gets into office, he's gonna come in and swing

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a hammer. I've been saying that. I had no fucking clue this hair would help me this hair.

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Holy shit. Yeah, I did. Dude, if I knew this, I would have voted for him.

0:53

Yeah, I know. This is ridiculous.

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This is great. If you said like, you know, what's he gonna do?

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Like, well, maybe he'll get a couple things. Maybe he'll free Ross and that's just not,

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I'm not gonna vote for that. No, but this, this is amazing.

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So, I'm making a prediction that Trump's death count will be higher than COVID's death count.

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What do you mean by death count? Who's dying?

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Oh, people's heads are exploding. Heart attack, strokes. I imagine this is CNN.

1:21

You got a guy, he runs into the editor's office. I'm ready for the story.

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I got a story on the tariffs. What? You're still working on the tariffs?

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No, no, he opened up Gitmo. Oh, shit. I got to bring out the Gitmo.

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No, we're in Gaza. What are you doing?

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Go to, he's, he's on muskies going after you, USAID. Okay, I got the USAID story.

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Oh, you do? Bring it off of that one. We're taking Gaza. Holy shit, what's going on?

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And their head explodes or they just stroke out or like, oh, Elizabeth, I'm coming home.

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They have a heart attack. They are just freaking out.

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I don't know who Trump hired to be on his team here, but to fucking,

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that's the best thing he's ever done. Like, because the first, first go around,

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like you thought, oh, I'm Trump. I can do this myself.

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Yeah. Nope. They, they were ready for that shit.

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Holy shit. And they stopped him at every turn and he learned from his mistakes.

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Thank goodness. And he just came in with the fucking giant Thor hammer and

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Well, Dan Bongino, before he got elected, he's like, this is what Trump needs to do.

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Now he wasn't giving Trump advice. He was just saying, this is how you control the media.

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Right. Just fuck, throw, just throw shit at him. And when they, when they finally get your heads up,

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throw more shit at him. So, and then all of a sudden, what, what the hell? Did he,

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he weaponize Elon Musk's autism? Of course. That's what you do. Jesus Christ. I guess what

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Elon Musk just kind of like stroll around DC, just peek into windows. Just watch him freak out.

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Oh, he's got to do it really. He's just peeking through a window and hang out about 20 minutes.

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And if the Democrats come running with protesters in the media, you know, there's something in there.

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Have you heard about his, the guys he hired for this?

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Yeah, they've released their names too. Like, what's their teenagers?

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Hey, what's in the cottage? And like, this one guy, they ran a hit piece.

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And they're like, Oh, he's just some stupid teenager. This kid's fucking genius.

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He found a honey hole, a honey pot for this deep state. Wow.

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Well, not just like, even before he started doing this,

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he got into like ancient languages, just, just for fun, right? And like, he saw that there was

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this scroll that they found in Mount Vesuvius that nobody was able to translate. And he's like,

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Oh, I can do that. And the fucking kid like he translated this ancient scroll that all these

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experts have been working on for years. And he's like, I think he used some AI technique,

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where he was able to, you know, route it through and let the AI figure out what, what does this word

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mean most likely. And, and eventually they cracked the code and Jesus, yeah. And then the mainstream

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media who like barely fucking made it through high school are trying to like say this kid's stupid.

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Geez. Yeah. I don't see. Oh, God. Yeah. She did a video on how stupid Elon Musk is. She actually

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sounded more stupid. She was, she pregnant by the way. I don't know. I think she is. She's been

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gaining weight. Not that I'm not judging. No, don't do that. Oh, wait, Trump's in office.

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Fuck her. Stop getting fat. Well, so there's the girl that lost 50 pounds because of Trump.

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Did you see that one? No. Well, no, she's saying like Trump has just caused her so much stress

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and made food so much more expensive like eggs are $10 now apparently that she's lost 50 pounds.

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Good for her. Good for Trump. How long has Trump been in office? Two weeks. She lost 50 pounds.

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Yeah. 25 pounds a week. Now, if you look at her photos, she looks the same. Well, the first,

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the first 50 don't really show. It's a third 50 that actually starts reducing. I think she was

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wearing vertical stripes, which you got to wear the horse out. Yeah. Come on. No, I think, because

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after AOC somebody asked her, she was pregnant and this was back in November. She's like, no, no,

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I ate a lot during Thanksgiving, but then she keeps getting heavier. Yeah. I think she's pregnant.

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I don't know why she's hiding that. She doesn't matter. She's stress eating. Yeah, very much. Very

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true. Yeah, because Trump was already elected out of Thanksgiving. So maybe she's just been

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powering down that what would be her snack? Dum-dums?

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She's like a New York, she probably like eats the avocado. I thought she was from like a neighborhood

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outside of New York. Whatever. Same shit. But just so you know, her main backer for money,

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he pulled out. So we'll see how she does in the next election. Well, apparently someone didn't pull out.

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Oh, where's that guy been lately? I haven't seen him on your husband. Yeah. Or is he,

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I don't think they're married. I mean, the white guy? Yeah. Why'd she marry a white guy for it?

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I don't know, baby. Did she get problems with diversity? I, she must.

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She married a DEI husband? I would assume. I mean, why, why is she, why is it gotta be a guy?

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Why is she marrying a guy? I mean, Oh, no, it was Trump's office now. Now we're guys and girls

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again. Oh, okay. Yeah, there is no like, she's not allowed. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's, you got,

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you got to identify as you were born. So where are we at now? So made fun of AOC check. No,

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it's just she's easy, man. She's like an easy target. Yeah, it's not even fun anymore. She's just

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not bad. Like you feel guilty. You're picking on the retarded kid. You feel bad. Let's listen to

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her going, God, you're just dumb. Fuck. Well, let's get into USAID more because they, they are

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blowing the fuck up. Holy shit. So the 10 million dollars are condoms?

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Yes. Most in big. Okay. I mean, I don't know, if you've been from procreating, maybe.

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Again, like, do you know how many condoms that is? I know. Why doesn't Durarex step up and just

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send some condoms over there for free? Matter of fact, we'll do a Monero challenge giveaway to

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you guys and free condoms over there. Whatever. We'll talk about you on our show, Durarex.

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I don't fucking know. I only buy the extra large. So I think there's like one company.

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Again, I have to make, I have my custom made. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

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Like a sheepskin. Yeah. Okay. I'm not talking about your dick. So let's move on. No. So like,

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so USA and apparently like they're, they're auditing everything and the stuff these guys are funding

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it. What the fuck, man? I mean, like some of the crazy stuff like, okay, yeah, that's crazy, but

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they're funding the BBC. Yeah. They're funding political.

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Political?

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In BC? What the fuck? Oh, no, that's, that's genius. It really is. Not a genius. Like,

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all the three stooges being Biden and not that kind of genius. Because here's the thing. I mean,

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political got $8 million. Yeah. So you want to keep those checks rolling in? You tell the story

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the way we want you to tell the story. But they don't have to say that. Like they don't even have

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to say that. It's, it's understood between, it's like the mafia, right? It's understood between

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the parties. Just a nod. And like the fucked up thing. So I, this one I kind of dove into a little

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bit. So it's not that they gave them money, right? It's that they bought pro level subscriptions.

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Right. So now like the department I work at, we do software development. Okay. And

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you know, I'm open source guy, right? The FBI does software development?

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Sometimes, yeah. So I prefer open source, right? Open source is free, right? You just go download

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it. It's free. And you can audit the source, like, you know, it's safe and secure. And

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but that's not how the government does things, right? They talk to Microsoft. They talk to Facebook.

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They talk to all the Oracle, all these big companies that sell you the solution,

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which is often worse than the open source solution. And costs absorb it. Like it's absurd how much

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the shit costs. It's like, why would you ever pay for this? But that's what they do. So like,

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what I'm, what I'm guessing it happened here is that, you know, someone in USA or wherever the

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whatever fucking department was like, Oh, we need this pro political subscription, right?

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Because that's what you just need. You can't read the free site, you have to get the pro one.

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And then Politico, let's say, Oh, that's $15,000, please. Right. And the government doesn't like,

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you or I, if they said that, like, the fuck you on that pain, it's $15,000. Like, what do I even get?

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I'm getting nothing. But that's not how the government sees it, right? Because they work on this

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system of if we don't spend our budget, they cut our funding. So we got to spend the budget

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and then get increased funding. So they happily pay the $15,000. And then Politico gets all this

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money from the government. And then when they're coming to write a story, right, it's, it's not

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that Oh, the government said we can't do this. It's no, no, these are our best customers. So we're

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not going to criticize it. Right. And it's like this nefarious system. So they lied without being

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nefarious. It's, it's fucking, it's really fucked up. And that's how it worked for all these things.

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So in the checks and balances of our country, if there was an entity that was found out,

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that found out the government was paying private industry, all this money

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to do things, what, what entity would, would have to report on that? The news.

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You think? But they were taking the money. Right. So they knew it was coming in. Yeah.

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You dastardly bastards. Dastardly. Yeah, you can't be dastardly anymore.

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That's a new one. Oh, I still want someone to review our site. These are dastardly bastards.

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Yeah, don't do that. Yeah. So they want to impeach Trump again for being dastardly.

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He's dastardly. Now the constitution says it has to be a high crime or misdemeanor.

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But dastardly is a high crime. I don't think it is. I think they're trying to amend the constitution.

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Oh, see, I thought dastardly because it's like an old, old timey word. Right. Yeah. Yeah. So I think

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back then they probably wrote dastardly. Well, they would have put it in there if they want,

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if they want it. I mean, I think we need to have an amendment. Like let's get this 38 states

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to add dastardly to the list of impeachable offenses. Speaking of

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twirly mustache, is that dastardly? Oh, yes. Yes. That's pretty dastardly.

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If I say something new, and this is like, that's a dastardly bastard.

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Because you're going to tie women to train tracks or something?

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That's awesome. So I saw something amazing last night.

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So I saw a president sitting at our table and invited kids to come around him. Oh, yeah, okay.

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No, there were no black kids there. You notice that? No. But what I did notice is...

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People were mad about that. Well, but what I didn't see was no kids were sniffed.

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Yeah, no one got sniffed. No one was touched. Right.

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No one like body parts got put in the president's mouth. Yeah.

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So I'm amazed. I mean, what I thought the president did that.

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That's pretty dastardly. I think he's playing 40 chests with those kids.

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Wait, I may have heard this on a podcast, but Dastardly Deeds Dunder Cheep.

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I may have heard that. I may be captured, I'm not sure. But I do dig it.

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I think Trump's playing 40 chests with those kids. He's like, I'm going to sniff you later.

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Off camera. Oh, no, no, he's grooming. He's grooming. He's grooming. I'm a nice guy.

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I'm a nice guy. Yeah, yeah, I'm the greatest guy I've ever.

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And then the next visit, he's like, Hey, what did you want?

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I said to my lap, you have to eat the bin. Trump's not a pedophile.

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He only rapes grown women in the Burke Dorff dressing room.

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That won't know. It wasn't really a, it was a reenaction,

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a reenactment of a TV series that he did. Well, yeah, of course.

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But yeah, I mean, but she wasn't going, she didn't like it though. So,

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or she didn't like it later. Yeah, it took about 20 years.

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Yeah. Do I have more than that? Was it 35 years?

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Oh, that's right. This is the 90s. We're old, man.

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Oh, God, we are old. How did this happen?

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Oh, well, I guess we age and get old. Oh, Jesus. Let me see here.

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What else do we want to talk about? I got my notes at work, but that's okay.

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Oh, I actually, I have a philosophical question.

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Okay. So let's talk about FBI agents.

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Okay. You know that well.

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If you work for the government and you're very elusive of who you work for,

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and you look like an undercover FBI agent because you would pick somebody who doesn't

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look like an FBI agent. I mean, I'm just saying. So if you were an FBI agent and you're all gone

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the whole, and you're given an order to do something that you know is illegal and unconstitutional,

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yeah, and you do it. Should you be held accountable for that?

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Of course.

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Yes. Okay. I didn't know if we could debate on that or not.

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Because the middle chain works that way too.

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Right. It does.

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You can't question your drill sergeant unless it's, he's giving you an order.

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Right.

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I could be, apparently, give you a question. These FBI agents are like,

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well, we were just doing what we were told.

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Yeah, you can't say that.

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Well, you're suggestible. You're done.

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Right.

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We don't need suggestible FBI agents in this country.

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No, I mean, that applies to all cops, right? Like, if you're on duty sergeant or whoever

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says, hey, go arrest that man. And you say, well, what for?

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He gave me the middle finger. Well, that's not a crime. That's first amendment. It's free speech.

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Yep.

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Right. And then if you obey that command, you are on the hook too. Right.

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You will both be in the lawsuit and your ass is not going to be saved by saying my boss told me to do it.

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She lost 50 fucking pounds.

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I think that's the one.

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It is.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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How fucking big was she?

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I don't, I mean, I just reposted it. I don't, I don't verify.

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I don't verify. I don't check. I just repost.

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She's just shedding 25 pounds a week, which is technically physically possible.

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Well, extra $20 and 10 an egg, man, or a dozen. Come on.

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Top control, Trump. Come on, fix the egg prices.

15:04

So it looks like they might be going after Adam Schiff.

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Shifty shift. Oh, speaking of politicians, the turtle fell on the stairs.

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Yeah, twice I thought.

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Is it?

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Maybe.

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He's got to go.

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Because I saw him fall up the stairs and then someone else said he fell down the stairs.

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So is he competing with Joe Biden to be the three suges?

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Wait, wait, when you get old, that's what you do. You just fall.

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Oh, Jesus.

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Like Nancy Pelosi broke her hip.

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Oh, that's right.

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Yeah. I mean, it's all their ancients.

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They're fucking mummies, walking mummies.

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Term limits and voter IDs. That's what's got to come next.

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Yeah. No, they're already, there's, well, okay. So, so there's a few states,

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South Carolina, Indiana, and they didn't complete that list. I don't, there's more.

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Okay.

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They're going after Fauci for state charges.

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Oh, nice.

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They don't.

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Yeah, we talked about that because we were both wondering, has he actually stepped foot in these

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states to be able to, like, so how are they going after him?

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So South Carolina, he's like, we don't have the charges just yet. We're looking into this.

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And he goes, now that we have Trump's in office, we'll get more information that we need.

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I don't think he has to.

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Find the man and then get the crime.

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Well, well, no, it's, it's, they want, they want to go after him.

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Yeah, exactly. Sure. But go after his ass. He deserves it.

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Oh, we'll ignore that part of the, we'll let that happen.

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Because he needs to go to prison. He needs to meet Bubba.

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You can go to minimum security anyway.

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Oh, I don't know. I, I still think there's like, uh, six or seven J6s are still in jail.

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Trump needs to follow up better. He needs to do all this crazy shit, but you got to make sure

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this shit happens.

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I mean, the, you know, what can you do?

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Yeah. Okay. So here's the algorithm. Here's the Dastry dude.

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Congressman Algherin, I believe he's out of Texas too.

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Great.

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Whatever. He's going after Trump for Dastry Deeds.

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Yeah.

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What does that even mean?

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I don't know.

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So I put this on the X account too.

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So the NFL is an entertainment group.

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Right.

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They're a sports entertainment.

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Yes.

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That means they can control the outcome of a game.

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Correct.

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You know, you don't watch sports.

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No.

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Because I actually don't much either, but I'll pay attention to it.

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I really kind of think they helped the Kansas City Chiefs get down that road.

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And what pisses me off is, well, no, it's, it's because people are betting on it.

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It's, it should be legit, but

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They're fucking stupid. Like be stupid. I don't care.

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Well, no, I was at a bar.

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And ironically, I was sitting next to a guy who's like the Elon Musk of football.

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The dude said, yeah, he was the, he was a hacker for the government, for the military.

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Okay.

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He tests their systems.

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And he, he would go on the computer and they were trying to break in and he would

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defend them off.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Um, and then she was like, well, no, it's just because of this, this and this.

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I'm like, what the fuck was that playing just about?

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So, uh, Mahomes, Mahomes, Mahomes, Mahomes, yeah, whatever.

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He's running, he's out of the pocket.

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He's running around and he's kind of running towards the, uh, the, the out of bounds line.

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Yeah.

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And the defensive player was running out and going, oh, did this.

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And I'm like, what the fuck was that?

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Because when I played football, I mean, if the quarterback was through the pocket,

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you punish him for that.

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Yeah.

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You let him know that that's not acceptable in this game.

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And, but you're, but the other like, oh no, it's Mahomes.

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We can't hit him.

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Oh, Jesus Christ.

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They give you penalties for that now, right?

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Everyone's a pussy.

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There's, yeah, there's weird penalties protecting the quarterback more than before.

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But again, in the pocket, I'm kind of okay with that because you're looking at $180 and

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$270 coming at him.

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I don't care.

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Ah, yeah.

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But I've been saying, I mean, I would play contact sport.

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Fuckin' man up.

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But that's true too.

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But yeah.

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Oh, let's talk about that helicopter flying into a plane.

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Oh, more of that.

18:56

Well, so they released all the guys' names that were on the helicopter and they

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withheld the woman's name on the helicopter for a couple of days.

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Okay.

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While they were withholding that name, her social media was scrubbed.

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Yeah.

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I'm not sure, but I have to imagine she was in the National Guard.

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Okay.

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Because she was also an intern or something at the White House.

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Huh.

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Like there's pictures of her with Biden, with Harris, as she stated at the podium and you know,

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just doing goofy shit.

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Interesting.

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But why, why hold her name back so they can scrub her data?

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But don't we know?

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Well, how do you know they scrubbed it as opposed to it being empty already?

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How do you know?

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I have to take what I heard, what was reported and they said that her social media accounts,

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I believe existed.

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There was just nothing on them.

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I mean, that's what mine looked like.

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Well, no, the X account, we got all kinds of shit.

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That's not me.

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If you go to my account, it's empty.

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Like there's nothing, why do you have an account then?

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So, because they make you have an account to read things.

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But you're also not a 25-year-old girl?

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Okay.

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Didn't you listen to the episode where I went over this?

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Like you needed it, like, oh my God.

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No, but I mean seriously.

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We covered this.

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I understand that, but I still don't because is it a coincidence that the shooter of Trump

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at a dinner?

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Well, that's what they said.

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What did they say?

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They said she was doing, or the mission was like a evacuation of important person's thing.

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Right, it was a fat mission or something.

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And that's why they're like flying in.

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I'm 50 feet above the ceiling, they're supposed to be flying in?

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Oh, I don't fucking know why they did that.

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But here's my question though, because I don't want to bring,

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I don't want to bring the conspiracy if there's not one.

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I'm trying to figure out who to talk to about, I want to talk to a helicopter pilot.

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Preferably somebody who flew in the military.

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If you were, she'd say, I want to fucking hit that plane.

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I want to commit suicide by hitting that plane.

20:46

Yeah.

20:47

That's descending and going for a runway.

20:49

Yeah.

20:49

How hard would that be?

20:51

I assume they'd be able to do it.

20:53

I mean, because you're way more maneuverable in a chopper.

20:57

It's just a matter of can you reach the speed you need.

21:00

So a plane that is either taking off or landing is going about 180 miles an hour.

21:05

Okay.

21:06

Fast moving target.

21:08

That's like a racing car, right?

21:11

Yeah.

21:11

So that's, I mean, race car drivers do that every single day.

21:14

But they'll drive in other race car drivers doing 180 on the side.

21:17

They do.

21:18

No, no, on the side.

21:19

Oh, well, yeah, yeah.

21:21

Yeah, that's so, I don't know, I honestly don't know how hard that would be.

21:26

Well, it's not like they can enact software that says,

21:29

hey, I want to hit this plane, fly me into it.

21:32

They definitely could do that.

21:33

Yeah.

21:33

No, they're not going to have that.

21:34

A computer could do that for sure.

21:35

Is that going to be software for that?

21:37

Of course.

21:38

There's software.

21:38

Let's just, it's simple math.

21:40

That's kind of causing that plane.

21:42

It's actually very simple math.

21:43

I could do that on piece of paper.

21:45

No, no, but why would that software exist?

21:47

Oh, I don't know.

21:47

That's what I'm saying.

21:48

So it's not that the software exists to crash into that plane right now.

21:53

It's more like go from here to there, right?

21:58

And then if you just say there is where that plane's going to be, oops, right?

22:04

Yeah, I just think it's like, when people were trying to say Trump's assassination was faked,

22:10

and the shooter, the sniper meant to hit him in the ear.

22:13

Yeah, that's possible.

22:15

That's way more impossible than-

22:16

No, I don't think that's, yeah.

22:17

It's like, ah, meh.

22:20

Yeah, I mean, like, so a plane coming sideways, it would be very hard with human reactions

22:26

to hit that on purpose, I think.

22:28

Yeah, no, I think it would.

22:30

I mean, to go out and then you also got other people in the helicopter to deal with as well.

22:35

Right.

22:36

They're like, hey, you're fucking going to hit that plane.

22:38

Exactly.

22:38

Hey, shut up and sit down and know what I'm doing.

22:39

Yeah, I would think that like, it's someone on that chopper's job to watch for things and

22:45

warn you about them, right?

22:46

Right.

22:46

Like, so where was that guy?

22:47

There were supposed to be two guys in the back looking out windows and doors or whatever,

22:52

and they're supposed to watch for anything coming in the path.

22:54

Right.

22:55

But again, it's not like the plane just drops down, it comes down like this.

22:59

Right, right.

23:00

So, I mean, ah, fuck me, I don't know.

23:04

It's like, how the hell, how, I mean, what do you do?

23:07

I don't want to look as fierce as there's been stupid shit like this comes up.

23:12

But I do like this one.

23:13

I do like-

23:13

Buckeys.

23:14

Buckeys.

23:15

I saw another one with the Texas Roadhouse instead of Buckeys.

23:19

Oh, no, no, Buckeys is much more better.

23:21

It's much better than Texas Roadhouse.

23:24

I want to talk about this.

23:25

Like, what the fuck is he talking about?

23:26

Like, going like-

23:28

So, he's made some comments about this, and one of them was, well, if you look at his history,

23:35

what did he do before president?

23:37

Real estate development.

23:38

Yeah.

23:39

Fucking some private estate right there.

23:41

Yeah, but people are living there.

23:43

No, no, he said he wants to make the Riviera in the middle of the-

23:46

I get that, but like, people live there.

23:47

You can't just-

23:48

Oh, no, no, don't move them out when they rebuild.

23:50

But they don't want to move out.

23:51

That's the whole problem.

23:52

They want to live in a chiddle.

23:54

They want to live in their home.

23:55

Like, I mean, like, if they were-

23:57

If someone was attacking your home, and like, it was now bombed to shit, you would still live here, right?

24:01

So, he promised no military action, no boots on the ground, and-

24:05

What the fuck does that mean?

24:06

Well, it's not-

24:07

We're-

24:07

We're taken by force.

24:09

Yes, he's not going to start a war, so okay.

24:10

That is a war!

24:12

What are you talking about?

24:13

If they willingly say, please come and develop this land, and-

24:17

But it's not a country, first of all.

24:18

Policy is not a country.

24:20

Who's this president?

24:21

Dude.

24:22

Who's this-

24:22

Who's this-

24:22

But this is not-

24:23

I want-

24:24

I want America to be-

24:27

America, like, this is not America.

24:29

You don't want Greenland?

24:30

No!

24:31

I want Greenland.

24:31

Fuck those people!

24:33

I don't want Israel guys, I don't want any of this shit, like, leave them alone.

24:37

Yeah, that's a weird one for me.

24:39

It actually is a weird one for me.

24:40

If Trump wants to, like, sit at the negotiating table and say,

24:43

hey, I'm the deal guy, let's make a deal, fine.

24:46

Right?

24:47

But I don't want him taking sides, I don't want him fucking-

24:51

I don't understand this, I don't agree with this, but I also know he does weird shit,

24:57

and then it all works out.

24:59

So that's the only thing I'm thinking, like, what is this angle here?

25:02

Because, like, the tariffs, for example, right now, we've talked about tariffs a little bit,

25:07

and I would, I said I would rather have tariffs than an income tax, right?

25:10

I agree.

25:10

But, well, now we didn't actually talk about this, so I don't want tariffs to be this thing that you

25:16

target other countries with.

25:17

Right? If you're going to fund the government with tariffs, it needs to be an across-the-board

25:22

low-percent tariff, right? Like, like 5% everything.

25:25

Okay.

25:25

Right? So you can't say, ooh, Mexico did a bad thing, let's hurt them.

25:29

Well, no, no, no, that's bullshit.

25:30

Right now, he's negotiating.

25:32

Well, so that's what I'm-

25:32

And he's just as a tool.

25:33

That's what I'm getting to.

25:35

So when he came out with this, we're going to tariff Mexico and Canada and all these, but,

25:40

like, my gut reaction is, you're fucking retarded.

25:44

Stop saying that.

25:45

And they bent the need-

25:46

Right, but they caved immediately, which, like, I don't understand that.

25:50

Canada, I believe, cannot survive without us.

25:53

That's so stupid, of course, they can.

25:55

No, no, okay, okay, let's talk about that.

25:57

So they pump oil out of Canada.

25:59

Yeah.

25:59

Where do they refine it at?

26:01

They can build their own refineries.

26:02

No, they can't.

26:03

Well, first of all, how long does that take?

26:05

I don't- like a year, less than a year.

26:07

So apparently, their oil is very sludgy.

26:09

Okay.

26:10

So it has to come to America to be refined.

26:13

Okay, but I'm saying they could build those refineries.

26:15

All right, so five years down the road.

26:17

It's not going to take five years to build a refinery.

26:19

Dude, well, I don't know what their permit process is.

26:22

Well, so that's the problem is that they're doing it to themselves, right?

26:24

So, like, they could get rid of the permits,

26:27

get rid of the environmental bullshit regulations,

26:29

and build refineries within six months.

26:31

They could do that.

26:32

I don't think so.

26:33

But they don't want to do that.

26:34

Right.

26:35

So, like, instead of realizing, hey, our own economy is fucked up, let's be capitalists,

26:42

they just came to Trump, which is like, what are you doing?

26:46

You could fucking beat Trump by becoming capitalist.

26:49

No, they-

26:49

But they won't do it.

26:50

They can't survive without us.

26:52

Yes, they would.

26:53

They fund them.

26:53

We protect them.

26:54

They-

26:55

They don't need-

26:55

Every time a Canadian puts their head on a pillow,

26:58

they're sleeping comfortably-

27:00

That's because they refuse to be capitalists.

27:03

Because of our military.

27:04

Because they refuse to be capitalists.

27:04

No, no one's going to attack Canada, because we're like-

27:07

No one attacks anyone anymore.

27:09

Like, this is not fucking medieval England where we conquer and have plots of land that we give to

27:14

Lord.

27:15

No, no, no, no, no.

27:16

Trump ordered 12 Viking ships.

27:20

But I don't-

27:20

So, but-

27:21

But the point that we kind of lost track of was like,

27:26

Trump said stupid shit about tariffs and it caused people who were even dumber to cave.

27:33

And then he said, well, we won't have to do the tariffs anymore, because we're doing the work.

27:36

He knew what he was doing the whole time.

27:37

But is he doing this with Israel?

27:39

That's what I don't-

27:40

Well, I-

27:40

I don't get it.

27:40

Like, what is it?

27:41

Because I don't see the end though.

27:42

Well, no, no, no, no.

27:43

So, wait.

27:44

One, I'm looking at the Israel thing here in a second, because it's really funny there.

27:49

But they tariff some of our stuff.

27:51

I don't care.

27:52

So, we should tariff that.

27:53

No, that's retarded.

27:54

No, it's not.

27:55

Yes, it is.

27:55

No, we should-

27:56

If they don't want to be capitalists, that's their problem.

28:01

We should be capitalists.

28:02

Then we cut off all trade with them.

28:03

No!

28:04

That's not capitalism.

28:06

So, wait, what's the last time you bought something made in Canada?

28:09

I don't fucking know.

28:10

I don't read the labels.

28:11

Who cares?

28:11

So, apparently, Helman's mayonnaise is made in Canada.

28:15

I don't buy them.

28:16

And Duke's mayonnaise, I found out, is made in America.

28:20

Okay.

28:20

So, but you can't get Duke's here in Vegas.

28:22

So, I guess we're screwed.

28:23

Really?

28:23

I'm pretty sure you can.

28:25

No, we looked it up.

28:25

Well, we looked- I think I saw Alvin's website or something.

28:30

Sprouts, I think sprouts would have it.

28:32

Or sprouts would have their own thing, I guess.

28:33

Yeah.

28:34

I don't know.

28:35

I don't care.

28:35

It's mayonnaise.

28:36

I've never had Duke's.

28:37

People say it's great, but I've never had it.

28:39

But then it's like, they're like,

28:41

Judeau's like, well, we'll just drink our right whiskey.

28:43

We won't care about bourbon.

28:45

Yeah, you're going to change that.

28:49

When you pour this swill down your throat,

28:51

you're like, what the fuck is this?

28:52

Justin Trudeau, if you're listening,

28:54

you can beat Trump by becoming a fucking capitalist.

28:58

No, no, no, no.

28:59

That's all you got to do.

29:00

Be a capitalist.

29:01

But Trump, no, Judeau resigned.

29:03

What?

29:04

He did that allegedly.

29:05

Why is he still issuing orders?

29:06

No, no, that's what- he's just following America's lead.

29:09

You say you did something, but you don't do it.

29:11

Okay.

29:12

It's there- there's a peaceful protest.

29:14

There's something on fire.

29:16

Oh no, the border's closed.

29:18

Just become fucking capitalists, you fucking morons, dude.

29:21

Oh my god, there's- everyone's so dumb, it's retarded.

29:25

But like, I'm going to like,

29:27

reserve judgment on this Israel shit,

29:29

because I don't know what to fight.

29:30

Like, what he said was retarded objectively.

29:33

But what's the- there's got to be an angle to it.

29:35

I kind of think nobody knew he was going to say that.

29:40

Maybe-

29:40

Benton Yahoo, whatever-

29:41

Net-Nah-Yahoo.

29:42

Yeah, that dude.

29:43

He was the kind of surprise,

29:44

but the girl that was standing behind Trump,

29:47

her eyeballs almost popped right out of her head.

29:51

It's like, what the fuck did he just say?

29:53

Did you see what Net-Nah-Yahoo gave Trump as a gift?

29:56

No.

29:56

He gave him a pager.

29:58

Oh, she didn't throw that away.

29:59

What's not like Trump?

30:00

What are you doing?

30:00

Don't take that.

30:01

No, no, so-

30:02

So apparently, I just heard this today,

30:07

the- the CIA would invite Israel,

30:10

probably Assad or Israel people to their side.

30:13

They had to start having meetings outside,

30:14

because they were finding bugs all over their fucking CIA.

30:18

Like, oh, it's a water bottle.

30:20

Oh, it's got a bigger microphone in it.

30:22

So this whole pager blowing up thing,

30:24

I have a feeling they've been working with this technology

30:26

for a while, like-

30:27

Yeah.

30:27

You're sneaking bugs into shit.

30:29

Of course.

30:30

But- but I do give you guys credit.

30:32

Making a bomb look like a pager and act like a pager,

30:34

and then it's a bomb.

30:36

And like- Jesus.

30:37

Finding people that still use pagers.

30:40

What?

30:41

Well, we're not third-world country yet.

30:45

We're getting there.

30:46

Good lord.

30:47

Oh, Jesus.

30:49

All right, we- we have some Monero to give away.

30:51

Oh, Jesus, gotta give away free money.

30:54

So, uh, we have a wheel this week.

30:56

So let's go right to the wheel.

30:58

Let's do the wheel.

30:58

The wheel of Monero.

31:00

Yes, it is.

31:01

See, it's paid today.

31:02

Um, so before we actually go to that,

31:04

we got an anonymous donation.

31:06

All right.

31:06

For 0.021463 Monero.

31:10

Awesome.

31:10

Don't know who sent it, but thank you very much.

31:12

We appreciate anything.

31:13

Whoever wins this is going to get that.

31:16

Yep, we don't want to pay taxes.

31:18

We had six names again.

31:20

Okay.

31:20

I think it's actually the same-

31:22

Well, it's not the same as last week.

31:23

Great.

31:23

There's a slight difference.

31:24

But we have Al Magast,

31:26

A-L-M-M,

31:27

A-L-M-A,

31:31

G-E-S-T,

31:34

and we have Ayn, A-Y-N.

31:37

I like his names.

31:37

He can spell.

31:39

And then so, um, Scanty Tiger is back,

31:41

but his name is different now.

31:42

So it's going to be Monero Mash.

31:47

Mash.

31:47

Yep, M-A-S-H.

31:48

Oh, one more.

31:49

Correct.

31:49

Okay.

31:50

And then we have Oliver Chase with a capital O.

31:52

Definitely Oliver's here.

31:54

We have capital R, capital N,

31:56

R-N, our sticker designer.

31:58

Guys, get your stickers.

31:59

They're going fast.

32:01

Yes, they are.

32:02

So-

32:02

Last one more.

32:04

Steve X, capital S.

32:10

Steve X.

32:11

Why did it-

32:11

Lowcase.

32:12

Oh, okay.

32:13

Yeah, it doesn't matter because

32:14

as long as they are in alphabetical order

32:16

with respect to each other,

32:17

you should get their same result.

32:19

Alrighty.

32:20

So don't hit the button hard.

32:24

Just tap it.

32:25

It's a big thumb pad.

32:26

I can only touch it right there.

32:27

Give it a little tap.

32:30

Tap it.

32:30

Tap it.

32:31

There we go.

32:33

And the winner is...

32:35

A-I.

32:35

A-I.

32:36

All right.

32:36

So, Ayn, you have one week to contact us

32:39

and collect your Monero.

32:40

Track us down if you want your money.

32:43

All right.

32:44

Congrats, Ayn.

32:45

Yes.

32:46

Good job.

32:47

Now you got to track us down.

32:48

Like I said before.

32:50

All right.

32:51

Do you, uh,

32:51

you want to talk about birthright citizenship?

32:53

Birthright citizenship?

32:55

Yeah, let's...

32:55

I researched a couple of weeks ago

32:57

then I just kind of let it fall off.

32:58

But yeah, because I actually did hear something,

33:02

just out in the wild.

33:03

Yeah.

33:04

That, uh, maybe take pause with that.

33:07

But go ahead.

33:08

Well, so, so, birthright citizenship,

33:09

the concept is if you're born in a place,

33:13

you are a citizen of that place.

33:15

Right.

33:15

And people will tell you that

33:17

that's what the Constitution says.

33:19

Or the 14th Amendment specifically.

33:21

But if you read the 14th Amendment,

33:23

there's actually two things that have to happen

33:26

for you to be an automatic citizen.

33:27

Okay.

33:28

One is be born here.

33:29

Yeah.

33:30

The other one is to be subject

33:33

to the jurisdiction of the United States.

33:36

So, define what that means.

33:37

Well, I don't know what the fuck it means.

33:39

But it must mean something, right?

33:41

Because they wouldn't put the words there

33:43

if they didn't mean anything.

33:44

Defined by the jurisdictions of the state.

33:46

That's what I'm saying.

33:46

I don't, I don't know what it means.

33:48

I'm trying to process it.

33:49

Because what I heard is for decades,

33:51

China has been sending pregnant women over here

33:54

to give birth and then bring them back to China.

33:56

Right.

33:58

That makes me kind of think that might be a problem.

34:00

Well, yeah.

34:00

So, like, don't even think about China or nefarious actors

34:05

or anything like that.

34:05

Just, okay, consider this possibility.

34:08

A woman is six months pregnant

34:12

and she comes to America on vacation.

34:14

Two-week vacation.

34:16

She has a tourist visa.

34:17

She fully intends to go home.

34:19

Yeah.

34:20

She's here.

34:20

She's on her vacation.

34:22

She goes into labor early, right?

34:24

She didn't plan this.

34:25

It just happens.

34:25

It happens.

34:26

They take her to the hospital.

34:28

She gives birth.

34:29

Okay, she shoots up the puppy.

34:30

Is that a citizen?

34:32

I don't, I don't.

34:33

She doesn't even want it to be a citizen.

34:35

Yeah.

34:35

She's a tourist here.

34:36

She wants to go home back to her home country.

34:39

Yeah, because if an American woman was on vacation

34:42

and gave birth out of country,

34:44

she would come back and then apply for the child's citizenship

34:47

because they don't, you know, we were on vacation.

34:49

He was born out of state out of the country.

34:51

Right.

34:51

And then they would make the correction and be fine.

34:54

But, but according to the law as it stands right now,

34:58

that tourist baby is an American citizen.

35:02

No, no, they are.

35:04

No, you have to find that clause.

35:06

But you're not, but you're not listening.

35:07

There's another clause.

35:08

According to the law right now,

35:11

that baby is a citizen.

35:12

Now, when that baby grows up and gets a job

35:15

in their home country,

35:17

in whatever language they speak,

35:18

they don't even speak English.

35:20

The IRS is going to say, you owe us taxes

35:24

because you're an American citizen.

35:25

No, if you're working overseas,

35:28

you owe taxes.

35:29

No, you do not.

35:29

Yes, you do.

35:30

No, you do not.

35:30

Look it up.

35:31

There are only two countries in the world.

35:33

I've no military contractors.

35:34

There are two countries in the world

35:36

where you owe taxes no matter where you were.

35:38

And America is one of those countries.

35:40

No, well indeed, there's job ads all the time.

35:42

You're wrong.

35:42

Come and work in our, in our, in our, in our, in our country.

35:44

You're 100% wrong.

35:45

100% wrong.

35:45

For six months and you don't have to pay taxes.

35:46

Yes, you do.

35:47

I have no military contractors.

35:48

You're 100% wrong.

35:49

I have met them.

35:50

Yes, you are.

35:50

You can look this up right now.

35:51

I don't need to.

35:52

I know I'm right.

35:53

Yes, you do because you're 100% wrong.

35:54

There are two countries in the world that do this

35:56

and America is one of them.

35:58

And the other one is some third world chidol in Africa.

36:00

No, I don't.

36:00

It has no way to collect.

36:02

I'm telling you, that's how it works.

36:03

No, no, you might be confused.

36:06

I'm not confused.

36:06

I've looked all this up many times.

36:08

If you live in one state and you work in another state,

36:11

it has nothing to do with state.

36:12

They can charge with income tax for both states.

36:14

Yes, they can.

36:14

But America does the same thing.

36:16

So is there an exception for military contractors?

36:19

Military might work differently.

36:20

No, no, not military.

36:21

Military contractors.

36:22

I have no idea.

36:23

It's NGOs.

36:24

I believe, well, I believe there's a cap.

36:25

There's an income cap under which you don't owe.

36:29

Everybody I know that was military contractors,

36:31

they did not pay any taxes.

36:34

Dude.

36:34

Again, there could be an exception.

36:36

I only looked at it.

36:36

You can look this up any time you want.

36:38

This is well known.

36:40

So what's going to happen is that tourist baby

36:42

that's never known America,

36:44

was only born in a hospital on accidents,

36:46

the IRS is going to say UOS taxes.

36:49

And that is the dumbest fucking thing in the world.

36:52

Right?

36:53

So obviously this idea of birthright citizenship

36:56

makes no fucking sense.

36:58

So now what we have to answer is,

37:00

well, who should apply?

37:03

Who should it apply to?

37:04

Right?

37:05

Obviously it shouldn't apply to this tourist baby.

37:07

That's fucking retarded.

37:09

So before when this came up,

37:12

I hadn't read Trump's executive order

37:14

and I have now since read it.

37:16

He covers that specific case.

37:17

Right?

37:18

He says, if you're here on a tourist visa

37:20

and you're born, you're not a citizen.

37:23

Right?

37:24

So that case is fixed.

37:26

Assuming the executive order holds up.

37:27

So what about the dreamers?

37:29

So that's the other part.

37:30

So he also covered people that entered the country

37:34

quote unquote illegally.

37:35

Right?

37:36

So he had the tourist part and then the illegals part.

37:41

Now this one I disagree with because

37:44

when somebody comes to America,

37:46

whether it's legally or illegally,

37:48

and their intention is to live here and to work here,

37:52

they are subjecting themselves

37:53

to the jurisdiction of the United States.

37:55

Right?

37:56

That's what you're going to do.

37:57

In 2019, I would have agreed with you.

37:59

Not now.

38:00

What's the difference?

38:01

We let in a shit ton of fucking shit.

38:03

It doesn't matter.

38:03

It matters what the intention of the person is.

38:05

So if the person's intention is to temporarily work

38:09

and then go home,

38:10

then you're not subject to the jurisdiction.

38:12

But if your intention is to come here and live here

38:15

and stay here forever,

38:17

then you are subject to the jurisdiction.

38:19

Because that's a choice that you make.

38:20

Right?

38:21

No, I agree.

38:23

So I would say that the dreamers or whoever,

38:25

those should be given citizenship.

38:28

The babies should not be the dreamer.

38:31

Right.

38:32

The person that was born here.

38:33

Yes.

38:34

Hmm.

38:35

Yeah, I mean, yeah, I've got my visa,

38:37

the dreamers are on,

38:38

but they go to college.

38:39

Well, the problem with the current system

38:42

is like the dreamers are stuck in this weird

38:45

state that they can't get out of.

38:46

Yeah.

38:47

Right?

38:47

Like you can't ever get citizenship,

38:50

but like you can't go somewhere else

38:52

because you're not a citizen over there.

38:54

Right?

38:54

You're stuck.

38:55

You're stuck here.

38:55

You can't get a real proper job.

38:58

Right?

38:59

Like it's the dumbest fucking thing in the world.

39:01

Like these should be,

39:02

now, so it's going to happen.

39:03

And like the ACLU is already sued Trump

39:05

over this executive order.

39:08

But now like this is because that phrase

39:10

is so fucking stupid subject to this jurisdiction.

39:13

What?

39:13

That means nothing.

39:14

You're just stupid.

39:16

The framers of all this stuff made sense.

39:18

They think.

39:18

Yeah, it's a stupid way.

39:19

In a lot of ways they predict the future.

39:20

It's a stupid frame.

39:21

Well, the framers didn't write this.

39:22

Right.

39:23

Well, yeah.

39:23

After the Civil War.

39:24

14th.

39:24

And yeah.

39:25

And it's an ambiguous phrase.

39:28

It's 100% ambiguous.

39:30

It needs to be resolved by the court.

39:31

It means something.

39:32

It means something, but we don't know what it means.

39:34

I don't know what it means.

39:35

Oh, dear God, if you don't know, then nobody fucking tells it.

39:38

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

39:39

Maybe Clare Thomas might know.

39:40

No, no, you don't must do that.

39:42

They have to get him on the case.

39:43

Ask him the fucking question.

39:45

Well, that's the thing.

39:45

It has to go to the courts.

39:47

And the courts will now be forced to tell us what this means.

39:51

Huh.

39:51

Right.

39:51

So whether you agree with Trump's take on it or not,

39:55

he's forced the issue to be defined for us.

39:59

No, and that's fine.

40:00

Then I don't have a problem with that.

40:01

Yeah.

40:01

I was supposed to work.

40:02

That's how the system is supposed to work.

40:04

We, I mean, technically, we only, this country is successful with the illegals.

40:08

I get it.

40:09

But the illegals are abused and that bothers me more than anything else.

40:12

I see.

40:12

I don't like, I don't understand why we have this idea of illegal, right?

40:15

Like they, no, they call it.

40:17

No, no, no, no, no, there's no lines and no board.

40:21

Yes, they do.

40:21

They don't Mexico, United States, it's nowhere in there.

40:25

They don't have the authority.

40:28

So it's not in there.

40:29

Now they do have the authority to talk about citizenship, right?

40:32

That's in the Constitution.

40:34

So if you're not a citizen, you only have a limited amount of time you can be here.

40:37

No, there's no, there's nothing.

40:38

You get a visa, you get a...

40:39

The Constitution says nothing about visas.

40:41

It says nothing about border checkpoints.

40:44

It says nothing about any of this.

40:46

So they can't do it.

40:48

Now if they want to amend the Constitution, go fucking nuts.

40:51

Get 38 states to sign onto this.

40:53

But otherwise, you're acting outside of the law that we, that we give you authority.

40:57

I mean, I brought this up, you know, what we, a couple of months or two ago,

41:01

do these illegals have constitutional rights?

41:03

Yeah.

41:03

Something they don't have to show an ID if asked unless they committed a crime.

41:06

Right.

41:07

And you can't say, well, you crossed the border, it's a crime without checking the ID.

41:09

Right.

41:10

So, I mean, it's, it's hairy.

41:13

Well, I saw like, I don't, so, like when I go to apply for a job,

41:17

they're going to ask me my social security number.

41:20

Yeah.

41:20

And that's not hard to get.

41:22

They shouldn't be asking me these questions.

41:24

I don't need your fucking permission to work.

41:26

They need the social security number.

41:28

No, they don't.

41:28

Fuck them.

41:29

Fuck them.

41:30

Fuck their need.

41:31

Fuck this.

41:31

They don't need it.

41:32

Right.

41:32

The job is I do the work, you pay me the fucking money.

41:35

Right.

41:35

You don't need, I don't need permission from another man to work.

41:38

Are you 1099?

41:39

Uh, W2.

41:41

Oh, then they need the social security?

41:42

They don't need anything.

41:44

Like you're agreeing with the goddamn government.

41:46

Oh, but they don't need it.

41:47

The government, the way it exists right now, they need it.

41:50

Now.

41:50

They don't need it.

41:51

Fuck them.

41:51

They, they need income tax, fix social security.

41:54

So, we get our money back.

41:55

You're even wrong on those grounds.

41:56

So, when the income tax was first started, you were expected to calculate what you owed

42:03

and then send a check in.

42:04

Right.

42:04

But during World War II, they switched it.

42:06

They sent a guy to your house.

42:08

To, uh, well, they did it.

42:09

Oh, no, they did.

42:11

If they thought they needed to.

42:11

No, no.

42:12

So, it's actually in, um, uh, one of CCR's songs.

42:16

Because they don't really, I know that it's because of the song.

42:19

The tax man, I forget the exact phrase, but the tax man comes to the house,

42:23

we hide everything before he gets there.

42:25

And then when he leaves, we bring it back out.

42:27

There was, there's a CCR song about this and that's what happened.

42:30

Talking about fortunate son.

42:31

Is it fortunate son?

42:33

I mean, yeah, it probably is because that's one of the political songs.

42:36

But, but, but, so during World War II, they, they, people weren't paying, right?

42:39

And who the fuck would tell them?

42:40

Right.

42:41

Why would you pay?

42:41

Yeah.

42:41

Because you're gonna, I'm gonna admit what I made to you and then give you a check.

42:44

Fuck you.

42:45

It's gotta be a gunpoint.

42:46

So, so the, so FDR changed it to where now the employer just takes the money from you.

42:51

Yeah.

42:51

The tax man comment.

42:52

That, that is a phrase.

42:53

Okay.

42:54

Yeah.

42:54

And then he came to your house.

42:56

Not to audit me, bastard.

42:57

But, but to check your shit, to charge you the tax.

43:01

So, so now because we do this withholding, that's why the employer has to ask your,

43:06

all this personal shit.

43:07

Like this is so fucking stupid.

43:08

So, actually, you know, you might be right on this because technically

43:12

you can tell your employer to not take your withholdings out.

43:16

It's a fight.

43:16

Yes, you can.

43:17

Don't, don't come, he's gonna want to do it.

43:19

It was only a couple of years ago where they changed it because

43:21

when I started working, I remember there was a form that said,

43:25

if you would like to not withhold, write the number, write the number here.

43:30

Yeah.

43:30

And you could put a zero.

43:32

But they took that away.

43:33

Well, that's for extra withholding, I thought.

43:35

No, no, no.

43:35

Because I, okay.

43:36

It used to be like, if you want us to withhold a custom amount,

43:39

write the custom amount here and you could put a zero.

43:43

But they took that line away.

43:44

So when you get a job now, that line's not there.

43:46

So you have to now go to HR and do the whole fucking rigging.

43:50

They're gonna fight you on it because they put that money in the bank,

43:52

they get interest on it.

43:53

They're making interest on your money and you're not getting the interest, but

43:57

wow.

43:59

It's all at least to end and like, no man needs another man's permission to fucking work.

44:03

Okay.

44:03

You're to make a living.

44:05

It's fucking retarded.

44:06

Yeah.

44:06

I mean, you might, there might be some logic in there, some fucking stupid, retarded, dumb logic.

44:11

But you might actually stop it into a point that actually makes sense.

44:15

Yeah.

44:15

Okay.

44:16

I've always made sense.

44:18

One day you're gonna wake up and be like, damn,

44:19

but I'm an anarchist now.

44:20

Oh, yeah.

44:22

Yeah.

44:23

Yeah.

44:23

We'll see about that.

44:26

So let's move on.

44:29

Well, there you go.

44:30

I just want to take on birth rates as a chance.

44:31

Yeah, no, no, I agree.

44:32

Yeah.

44:32

And I forgot that's what we're talking about.

44:35

Jesus Christ.

44:36

That's weird on that conversation in a different direction, but hey, so there was a

44:41

immigrants in LA shut down the 101.

44:44

Yeah, I saw that.

44:45

And then the cops decided to pull out.

44:48

Yeah.

44:49

Unlike whoever put it in the AOC.

44:55

But and they're fighting ICE as well.

44:58

Yeah.

44:58

So and they wanted to secede.

45:01

Well, they, they, they wanted a councilman or a lawmaker put forth an effort to secede.

45:06

Right.

45:06

It's not gonna happen.

45:07

So my question is, can all the other states put forth the resolution to make them succeed?

45:14

I don't think so.

45:15

Why not?

45:16

I'm actually not sure.

45:18

That's a, we don't want them anymore.

45:20

I don't either, but I don't know if it's the.

45:21

I mean, California legit is the best state in this country.

45:24

I get it.

45:26

Forget about politics.

45:27

Forget about, just talk about like the way the weather.

45:30

Sure.

45:31

Well, there's good.

45:32

You can snow skiing in the morning.

45:33

You could water skiing in the afternoon.

45:35

I mean, that's pretty bad ass.

45:36

I mean, there's a lot of stuff that California's got.

45:39

It's a pretty state, but it says full fucking lunatics, but they're also trying to recall

45:43

Newsome again.

45:44

So that was what it was.

45:46

The one thing I saw about that protest, someone was talking about the flag.

45:50

Like, I think you posted something.

45:51

Yeah.

45:52

Now, like, do you actually think the people flying these flags and burning the US flags

45:58

are the immigrants?

46:01

Cause I don't think, I don't think it is.

46:03

I think it's like pay the agitator and Tifa types.

46:05

And it could be, but they're brown.

46:07

Okay.

46:08

So they're bad.

46:09

I'm kidding.

46:10

I'm kidding.

46:10

I'm kidding.

46:11

I'm joking.

46:12

I'm joking.

46:14

I mean, you have a First Amendment right to burn the flag.

46:17

Yeah.

46:18

And I would assume you would have a First Amendment right to fly the flag of your country.

46:24

How many flags?

46:25

Well, no, but there are flag rules.

46:27

No, no, if you fly multiple flags, the American flag has to be higher than the rest.

46:32

I don't have to obey that rule.

46:33

The government has to obey that rule.

46:34

Businesses have to believe.

46:35

No, we don't.

46:36

Private entities.

46:37

You might be right.

46:37

You might be right.

46:39

So yeah, it's, I posed it because it was kind of funny and you know, I don't,

46:42

I personally don't want to see the flag burned, but it is a musical idea.

46:47

I think the people doing this are not immigrants because like,

46:51

think about the logic of the meme, right?

46:54

The meme is like, why would you come here and then burn our flag and then wave their original

47:00

flag because they wouldn't, right?

47:01

They're not the ones doing that.

47:03

I know you have insight on this because it's your FBI buddies that are doing this.

47:07

Of course.

47:07

Yeah, the FBI doing that.

47:09

Probably, it's probably.

47:11

Oh, so is the Patriot, boy, he's a Patriot.

47:14

Those, those zoos all march on and khakis and.

47:16

Oh yeah, Patriot front.

47:17

Are they going to be defunded now?

47:19

Because you can say this guy.

47:21

I hope no.

47:21

Maybe.

47:22

Maybe you won't see them anymore.

47:25

So yo, I heard, um, yeah, Trump is, uh, he told all the, everyone in the CIA.

47:31

Yep.

47:31

The pack of shit.

47:32

I believe the CIA director is the one that, that spearheaded that because he's trying to prove a point.

47:39

Well, the problem is improving that point.

47:42

Every good American went, well, go the fuck ahead.

47:47

Yeah.

47:48

We don't care.

47:49

We don't want you.

47:49

Yeah.

47:50

Get out of here.

47:51

What do you even do?

47:52

And I mean.

47:53

Oh man, we could do a whole episode on that one.

47:55

Jesus.

47:57

All right.

47:57

Oh Jesus.

47:58

I think that's all the stories that I got.

48:01

Although I did like this.

48:02

Uh, the times have changed.

48:03

What's that one?

48:04

Did you see this one?

48:05

It's RG Bunker.

48:06

Oh yeah.

48:06

Yeah.

48:06

Yeah.

48:08

I saw that.

48:10

On prime time TV.

48:11

Yeah.

48:15

Yeah.

48:15

Go to Rx account people and click through.

48:17

Yeah.

48:17

I try to put most stuff on X that I talk about so I can cite my source.

48:20

So I'm not accused of being an Alex Jones.

48:23

Oh, the good source.

48:24

Exposed.

48:26

It's an expose.

48:26

That's my door.

48:27

Does that make sense?

48:28

Yes, it does.

48:29

Yeah.

48:30

Well, they can't see that.

48:31

The head of the snake eating a snake.

48:33

What?

48:33

No, it's not.

48:34

He's biting himself.

48:35

He's not biting anything.

48:37

He's shedding his skin.

48:39

Oh, that was bite.

48:43

Anyway, I'm not going to make fun of anarchists because you guys are retarded.

48:46

Okay.

48:47

Pick it on weak individuals.

48:48

We're just right.

48:49

That's all.

48:50

We're early.

48:51

Yeah.

48:52

Yeah.

48:52

You're right.

48:54

Yeah.

48:54

Okay.

48:56

All right.

48:56

Yeah.

48:57

I'm pretty sure I'm pretty.

48:58

Okay.

48:58

So let's get to the topics.

48:59

Yeah.

49:01

I'm going to talk about PGP this week.

49:03

And I'm kind of embarrassed that I didn't do this on an early show because it's pretty basic stuff.

49:07

So PGP stands for pretty good privacy.

49:11

It was created in 1991 all the way back then by a guy named Phil Zimmerman.

49:16

And he's like a crypto hacker type guy.

49:18

Okay.

49:20

So what PGP is is open source standards for using cryptography to encrypt,

49:24

decrypt, and sign messages.

49:27

So a funny little aside, Zimmerman was actually charged with a federal crime

49:33

for writing code because at the time,

49:37

the law said that any encryption greater than 40 bits is military grade.

49:44

And if you export it to a banned country or whatever, then you know, like you're committing a crime.

49:50

And I believe he started off with 128 bits.

49:53

So that's way beyond 40 bits.

49:55

So they said, oh, this is a crime because he released it open source, right?

49:58

So people in Iran could get it or North Korea or anyone could get it.

50:02

So the government charges him with a crime and he actually won his case.

50:07

Which led to a landmark decision declaring that code software is speech.

50:12

So did he win it in the local courts or against all of the words?

50:14

I believe it wasn't supreme.

50:15

I think he got to one of the circuit courts.

50:17

Okay.

50:17

Yeah.

50:18

But it's the current standing precedent software is speech.

50:24

You can't be arrested for making software.

50:27

So basically PGP can be used to encrypt messages across normally insecure or untrusted channels.

50:33

So let's say we're talking on SMS, which is, you know, phone texting.

50:38

This is plain text.

50:40

Anyone can see it.

50:41

That's sniffing the airwaves.

50:44

But if you encrypt things with PGP, I could just send you what looks like random junk

50:48

and then you can decrypt it on your end.

50:50

So it's a way to get around these insecure channels.

50:53

And ultimately that's what a lot of these secure apps use nowadays.

50:56

It's automatically done for you.

50:58

The other cool thing you could do is verify that the original sender of a message is who

51:04

they say they are and that the message hasn't been changed during transit.

51:08

So I can send you a plain text message that says, Hey, Ron, what's up?

51:13

And then I sign it with my PGP key.

51:15

Okay.

51:16

And then when you receive that message, you know that I created that message and then nobody messed

51:22

with it in the meantime.

51:23

Okay.

51:23

Right.

51:23

So if I say, Hey, Ron, you're fucking retard.

51:26

You know, I'm actually calling you a retard and it wasn't like the FBI agent.

51:29

Right.

51:30

But then you would get a community noted.

51:33

Okay.

51:33

Whatever.

51:34

Ron is not a retard.

51:36

Okay.

51:37

We'll see.

51:38

We'll see how that works.

51:39

Try it on X.

51:41

I think I called you a retard on X.

51:44

I didn't get any notes.

51:44

No, you didn't make a shot.

51:45

You took a, I don't know if you took a shot at me or not.

51:47

I'll talk about that in a second.

51:50

So the way it works is it uses asymmetric cryptography, which is the public private key

51:55

set up.

51:56

So you share your public key to the world and you keep your private key secret.

52:01

So keys, your public key can be hosted on your own website, which is a little bit risky

52:05

because if someone hacks your website, they can now put a fake key up and trick people.

52:11

But what we do is we have things called public key servers.

52:14

The most common one is called open pgp.org.

52:17

So if you go up there, you can upload your public key there and they will keep it for you.

52:22

So now if the key on the public key server matches on your website and three other places,

52:29

now you're more safe that this is the actual key that you're talking about.

52:33

The other cool thing is you can set your keys to have an expiration date

52:37

or you can revoke it manually at any time by just clicking the button in the software.

52:43

So let's say you think your machine got hacked.

52:46

You think your keys might have been compromised.

52:48

You just revoke that key and then issue a new one.

52:51

Nice.

52:51

And then you just got to let everybody know, hey, I got a new key.

52:54

So software, you let them know by texting them?

52:57

Well, you would put it on the public key server and no, that's a good question.

53:01

You would put it on the public key server and then when they go to decrypt your message,

53:05

it would fail and then they would have to go redownload your key and say, oh, this is a new key.

53:12

So software for pgp exists for every operating system and all mobile platforms.

53:17

So what and this will store your keys.

53:20

It'll store the public keys of other people and then it'll let you sign decrypt and encrypt stuff.

53:27

So if you go on dark markets, I mentioned this briefly.

53:30

Most of them will force you to use a pgp key because like they like you don't want to trust

53:35

their encryption. You don't want to trust the networks encryption. You want to do your own

53:39

encryption on top of all that stuff. So what kind of problems can this actually solve for you?

53:46

Right. As I mentioned, email and chat services are spying on you if they can.

53:51

So you can encrypt all your shit so that whether they spy on you or not, they can't read your

53:55

messages. Proton mail actually does this for you. But Gmail, Yahoo, all these other sites,

54:01

like they have a plain text email, they're reading all your emails. So you can pgp encrypt your stuff

54:07

and block them from doing that. Another use, verifying that binary software

54:14

was compiled by the developers. So a lot of open source stuff. Most people aren't downloading the

54:20

source code and compiling themselves. What they're doing is they're downloading a binary.

54:25

And the developer says, Hey, this binary is actually the source code trust me, bro.

54:32

And the way you trust them is they give you a pgp key that signs it. And then, you know,

54:38

you verify that signature. And then you can actually solve it. Okay, he's telling the truth.

54:42

Right. Oh, and the last thing, which is a really cool thing is, let's say that Ron won the Monero

54:48

this week. And somebody contacts me saying, Hey, I'm Ron, here's my here's my Monero address.

54:55

I have no way to know if that person is Ron or not. Right. So I'm just going to give the Monero

55:00

way to that whoever that person is. And then Ron is going to come and say, Hey, where's my Monero?

55:04

As well. Well, it's right here. I gave to you, right? Oh, that wasn't me. Well, Ron could have fixed

55:08

this by giving me his pgp key and then signing his message. And that way I would know, Oh,

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this is actually Ron, which leads me into this week's Monero challenge. Oh, there we go. So you

55:20

have to make a pgp key. You have to give me your public key. And then you have to find my public

55:27

keys, which are on open pgp.org and my website. And I'll put links in the in the show page notes.

55:33

And you have to sign an encrypted message to me. Now, whoever does this, you're going to be in

55:40

the wheel for next week. But also, whenever you win a Monero challenge, if I have your pgp key

55:48

on file, you have to sign your retrieval of the Monero. That way I know it's you. So so I'm, for

55:57

example, who won this week. If he wins again, and he goes through the pgp stuff, he's going to have

56:04

to sign his messages so that I will send the Monero to him. So so there's your challenge this week.

56:12

Send me a signed and encrypted message over pgp. And that is my fault. Sounds pretty cool.

56:20

So the the comment on X you were talking about you, you were arguing with somebody.

56:26

Upshot, yeah. You said you're so stupid, you probably don't even understand Ron's conspiracies.

56:36

I'm like, huh, that kind of seems like a shot at me.

56:41

It was a little bit. Yeah. I don't care. No, this guy was really fucking stupid or girl,

56:46

I don't know what the gender was. But yeah, no, he's always funny. I don't care much.

56:51

Because then I'm like, well, just respond. I'm just gonna be like, can I do the cage? Can I do the

56:54

cage? Can I do the cage? Can I do the cage? Can I do the cage? Can I do the cage? It would just be

56:57

ridiculous. I do have to sometimes like, resist the urge to respond to some of your posts on our

57:05

account. Well, we could. Now we actually could start putting R and a D. We could do that. But we're

57:11

losing characters. I mean, yeah, I can type within the characters. No, I can make my point

57:16

within the characters. Apparently you can't. I struggle sometimes. I have to do like three

57:20

posts. Well, because you're like, you're returning, returning, returning, returning,

57:24

returning. If you were just cut down to three retards, I can't be okay. All right, it's too hard.

57:31

All right, let's get to my session. So I've always kind of known this, but I guess I was shocked

57:40

not too long ago when I was on X and I started seeing people from other countries post this

57:46

the same thing. It's bugs are disappearing and so are bees. Okay. Now they are an essential part

57:54

of our ecosystem. And I never really don't down into stuff here. But I'm going to try and then

58:03

again, if you if this interests you, by all means, let us know and we will actually do a tutorial

58:10

on this. I highly recommend check the laws in your city or your county about bees and then

58:18

decide if you want to do it or not based on what the law says. If you want to violate the law,

58:23

that's your decision to make. I would say probably not a bad thing when it comes to bees.

58:28

But I highly recommend we this because our so the bee population is dropping at dramatic numbers

58:38

over the past like 10 years. But the last 12 months, the bee keepers are reported they've

58:44

lost half of their colonies. Geez. That's a lot. And just so you know, no honeybees, no us. Yeah.

58:53

We need them. I mean, I'm not going to say Kim trails are the ones that's doing this.

58:59

But Kim trails are the ones doing that. I'm not a good person.

59:03

But I although it's really funny, sometimes have Kim trails and some don't.

59:06

This is not. What is that? It's not. It's not. I'm not a control person. I wish I was because

59:12

it's kind of funny. It's just water vapor mostly like there are some having some don't

59:17

are the fuels. No, it's the the for Dextron. It's all right. So regardless,

59:24

I don't believe I'm not a Kim trolls guy. I'm not gonna say they exist or don't exist. I don't

59:29

know. I don't I don't I've never looked into it. I don't care. But so when it comes to bees,

59:36

if you want to kind of get into it seriously, you can start with some beginner kids. I think

59:41

I saw really cool beginner kids. And then you can you can upgrade from there. But there's also now

59:47

a beehive out that you really don't need to have contact with the bees. And it's actually pretty

59:54

cool. I was looking it up. I meant to lift my notes at work. But but you can probably look it up.

59:58

We if we have who I post on our X or counter something. But it's a it's a auto drain beehive.

1:00:05

And what you do is there's a little spout that sticks out and put your little collection device

1:00:10

under that spout. And then you have a an Allen key that you just go you go block to block to

1:00:16

block to block, which is where the honey is, and you turn it and it separates it allows the honey

1:00:21

to flow into your collection device. So you're not actually opening up the hive to look at your

1:00:27

bees and then actually collect them. I guess the nice thing is I guess there is glass there,

1:00:33

because it when it comes to bees, it's important to know to look at your to look into the hive.

1:00:39

You can kind of tell when your hive is unhappy, when some of the stuff has little little tails on

1:00:44

them, because they're trying to create a new queen. But for a beginner, just go with it. Just

1:00:50

have your little hive, do your own collection device. All you do is turn it. It's that you're

1:00:55

looking up now. Yeah, flow hive. Yeah, flow. It might be it. Okay. Yeah, I'll put that on the

1:01:00

show page. Yeah, it's pretty genius because you don't need to smoke the bees. You don't need to

1:01:04

interact with the bees. You just collect the gold. And honey is great. But it's more about

1:01:11

rebuilding the bee population in this country. So I would recommend if you can, and you have a passion

1:01:17

for this, do it. Get some bees. And the other thing is insects. I know, we don't like insects, but

1:01:26

they do provide an essential part to our thing. So what I would recommend is if you actually care

1:01:32

enough about this, look at what insects are in your in your ecosystem. And start harvesting,

1:01:41

start harvesting, start eating them, eat the bugs, but start growing bugs, start ranching bugs. You

1:01:47

can do it. They make containers, you can do this in, and then you release them. I mean, it's as

1:01:53

simple as ladybugs. We need ladybugs. We need, I guess, slugs. So they're pretty cool. Yeah, so

1:02:01

there's a lot of stuff that we need that we just don't have. So it's up to us to repopulate the earth

1:02:07

with bugs. Like JD Vance wants babies. We need babies. So that's JD Vance. Now, me, we need bees

1:02:17

and bugs. But they are just as important as babies, to some extent, because we need, we do need them.

1:02:25

So, so look at this. And let us know if you wanted us to do a deep dive into this, and we will. And

1:02:30

we'll even get like an expert down here, because I've been trying to think about reaching out to a

1:02:34

beekeeper. Nice. And getting him to do an interview with us or something. Because the more I think

1:02:38

about it, I do love the bees. I love the honey. I've taken, I could run beehives. I just, because

1:02:45

of my moving around the country forever, for the last 10 years, I haven't been able to. But I think

1:02:52

the more we do this, the better off we're going to be. We're actually doing something good for the

1:02:56

country. Then just using climate change, climate change. Oh my God. So yeah, that's pretty much it.

1:03:02

But let us know if you want us to do a deeper dive in this. But if not, you've got resources online

1:03:07

that you can find out and you've got like starter kits. You've got all the different kinds of stuff

1:03:12

that you can you can find out from. But bees are very important in soil bugs. And so are spiders,

1:03:18

actually, because spiders eat the bugs. Exactly. But wait, spiders are the problem. Kill spiders.

1:03:22

No, no, spiders are your friends. I know, spiders are our friends.

1:03:26

For example, don't be afraid to release the bugs in your backyard or your, because just make sure

1:03:32

you grow the right bugs. Because like we have roaches in the desert, you know that, right?

1:03:36

They don't want to come in our house. I mean, I've got a roach nest in my sprinkler irrigation system

1:03:40

box. And I disrupt them. They just go running and they go back to the box. They don't want to be

1:03:47

in my house. I don't want them in the house. They don't want to be in the house. We're coexisting.

1:03:51

I'm coexisting right now with roaches. So I really was on that note right there.

1:03:58

But yeah, I think have a good week. We'll see you next week.

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