Alright, welcome to the Canary in the Cage Thanksgiving edition.
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You're not going to see this on Thanksgiving because we record.
Do we record live or do we record?
I think it's live.
It's called live.
Yeah, but that's bullshit.
It's not live.
No, we had this discussion before.
I know.
It just drives me crazy.
Okay, isn't every recording live?
I know because if you think about like a movie, they do a take and then they say cut
and they say, well, I don't like the way you did that line.
So let's retake it.
Then you take it and take it and take it until you get the perfect scene.
So live means all the flaws are here now.
Yeah, all the flaws are put out on air.
So like a soap opera, those were actually done live through the 60s through the 80s
and I think 90s and they would show up on the set.
Alright, I was so obsessed with it that I'll let it go.
No, you can convince me.
No, we are here to entertain you, educate you and hopefully make you laugh.
I'm Ron Morgan, my co-host.
Dave Havlicek.
So again, we are here on Thanksgiving.
So I hope you enjoyed Gobble Gobble Day.
Yes.
Let's, before we get into it, let's do the Manero Challenge.
Oh, or the giveaway from last week.
We should do that.
Yes.
So what was the challenge?
Oh, that was hashtag Elon Musk.
Yep, Elon Musk.
Wait, Elon or Leon?
If you don't know where we went, Leon, just Google it.
Well, I think one of our listeners tweeted at Leon and they didn't qualify.
Sorry, listeners.
You had to tweet at Elon.
It was the leftist not knowing how to fucking spell words.
Apparently.
But no, let's go right into that wheel and then we'll come right back.
Alright, here we go.
We did the Manero Challenge and we now got a pick a winner.
That's correct.
So just a reminder, I got us banned on X again and I asked you guys to at Elon Musk and see
if he'll get us banned.
Now we are in ban right now, so I'm not going to say whether you guys have an effect on
that or not.
Oh, we're live now?
Yeah, we're live right now.
Oh, I didn't check.
Oh, shit.
Well, like right now.
So anyway, the two people that helped us out, one was Dormouse.
So you want to put them in the wheel?
D-O-R-M-O-U-S-E?
Oh.
Yeah.
Either he doesn't know how to spell or he's trying to be clever or I don't know.
So it's one word.
It's just Dormouse, yep, one word.
And then Oliver Chase.
What?
So, over liable, Oliver Chase.
Okay, you got them both in.
Let's click to spin.
Spin wheel.
And the winner is, you know, it's going to be, and it is Oliver Chase.
Oliver Chase, all right, you're going to get 0.01, a tiny part of the amount you donated
to us so graciously a couple of weeks ago.
So you're on your way back to positive, Oliver Chase.
All right.
All right, we got a winner, Chase Oliver.
Oliver Chase.
I can't get that gay guy's name out of my head.
It haunts me in my sleep.
Not you, Oliver Chase.
I love you.
Not in the way Chase Oliver loves another man, but as a straight guy loves another man.
I think you might have a crush.
I might have a man crush.
I never think it could be a man, it could be a woman, it could be a dog.
We don't know who it is.
It's true.
We love you anyway.
Could be Haitian?
You were very active.
So let's go with our first, some of our first story.
Oh, yeah, I think we're ready for our first story.
Yeah, sure.
So this may or may not be an IQ test.
I'm going to mention four words.
You have to tell me what they have in common.
Oh, okay.
Now, do not take the cheap way out.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
Hands off the keyboard.
No, no, you probably, you probably have to use Google because I kind of really want
you to when you can't figure it out.
No.
When you're not bright enough to figure it out.
But you can't take the easy way out and say, it's something Joe Biden said in a speech.
Oh, okay.
So it has to be like the words.
Yeah, it has to be actually, yeah, it has to be, so let me get these words correctly.
Oh, you can't even pronounce them.
That's not fair.
No, no, these are all really easy.
Rainbow.
Rainbow, okay.
Dildo.
Dildo.
But with two T's, not one, so the actual but and monkey.
So rainbow, dildo, but monkey.
Rainbow, dildo, but monkey.
By all means, use Google if you need help.
I'm going to go with Chase Oliver.
Oh, you know what?
Maybe it is.
We'll go and Google it and see what, see where we're at.
Do I have to Google that in order?
Yes.
Oh, yeah, because it is a name of a person.
Rainbow, dildo, but monkey.
I highly recommend all our listeners Google those four words.
I'm going to do that in a incognito window, so it's not in my history.
Yeah, VPN on incognito.
Go to your, log on to your neighbor's wifi.
Library apologizes for rainbow, dildo, but monkey at kids event.
Who's a kids entertainer in London?
Wow.
Asia's 4th or 11.
And do you notice the fake dong?
Not in that photo.
Oh, it's there.
So the London, London library hired rainbow, dildo, but monkey.
And is that the name on the check that they signed or what?
That's exactly what I wanted to see that check.
Like, is that how he advertises himself?
Oh my God.
Okay.
Yeah.
Would you ever utilize yourself any different than rainbow, dildo, but monkey?
It's pretty accurate.
I mean, he tweaks.
He's got a, I think it's a fake ass though.
It seems like it.
Yeah.
He doesn't even get arrested.
So they apologize with the parents.
Hold on a second.
Now, oh, go ahead.
Did they hire him to show up in his character at the library kids event?
They hired rainbow, dildo, but monkey.
So they didn't hire like John Smith to like show up normal and then he showed up as the
rainbow.
No, because this is where the explanation is actually funner than the act itself.
Okay.
What's that?
I gotta hear this.
They go, oh, we had no clue.
That's what he was like.
Rainbow, dildo, but monkey.
We had no clue.
What?
What do they think he was like?
I don't know.
What the fuck?
But I love life right now.
I'm going to have to look into this because like this is, I feel like they hired John Smith
who said, yeah, I'm John Smith.
I'm going to come read to the kids and then John Smith.
It's London.
They're so woke right now.
I know, but it was to discuss gender issues.
It's too absurd to believe.
To discuss gender issues among children.
This is too absurd.
How would you dress if you were going to discuss gender issues among 4 to 11 year olds?
I would be like, that's not an appropriate topic.
Like I'm not going to talk to your kid about gender issues.
What the fuck?
I don't know.
Oh God, I love the world right now.
Okay.
Well, I got a fun story.
My like go right ahead.
Jussie Smollett, remember him?
Yeah.
I love that guy.
He was in Chicago at 2am in the winter, dead of winter, like 20 below, wanted to go get
a sub sandwich and he was attacked by two gentlemen who said, this is magic country.
And I think they threw white powder at his face like a flower.
Yes.
They asked him one more thing, which is very important.
And they hung a new surround his neck.
Yes.
And that's important to go ahead.
And it turned out he faked the whole thing.
So he ran.
So it was Chicago 2, 3 in the morning.
Minus 20 out.
They did all this shit, put a new surround his neck.
He ran because he was getting a subway sandwich.
Ran home called 911.
And when the cops still showed up, still had the new show.
So yeah, he, um, he got convicted for filing a false police report.
Oh, the federal charges got dropped.
Well, so what happened was Kim Fox, who I don't know if she's still the DA, but she
was the DA at the time.
Sort of.
Prosecutor.
I'm sorry.
She decided not to pursue the charges.
Taurus.
Um, and like she, she took like $10,000 bond in exchange for that.
So she said, like, if you pay us, I don't know how they couch, because it's not, you
can't say, oh, give us a bribe.
Can't say that.
But whatever.
The Chicago way.
So, so he, he put up a bond in exchange for them dropping the charges.
And then another DA, Erno, was a special, they assigned a special prosecutor.
What is that they call it?
Yeah.
They said, no, no, no, we're not doing that.
Like this is bullshit.
We're not going to let you fuck.
Because in Chicago, yes, there are a bunch of Democrats, but the cops there, they don't
fuck around.
Yeah.
At least they didn't a couple of years ago.
Yeah.
They'll be used.
Well, they have, okay.
They have came down to the age of nineties.
They're not, room six, someone's asked anymore.
That was New York, but I'm pretty sure it happened in Chicago as well.
My dad was, yeah.
Yeah.
We've talked about the story where the dude carved his name and I'm not guilty of his
name.
Yeah.
So yes, Sherwood's have calmed down a little bit.
So the special prosecutor said, no, we're going to do this.
So they went through the trial guilty.
I don't know what the sentence was.
I think it was like a year in jail or something.
But just this week, they said, well, so he appealed and he said, well, I forfeited this
$10,000 in exchange for dropping the charges.
So now you're violating the contract with me and the appeals court agreed.
They said, yeah, like we made a deal.
You can't double jeopardy.
It's like double jeopardy.
So like you were, you were on charge.
We dropped the charges in exchange for this and this and now we can't recharge you because
that's double jeopardy.
It has to be the exact same charges.
It was.
So, so he's been released and, and, and, and it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's
Biden's world right now.
He's, he's, he's done his punishment, you know, for what he did.
Hopefully he learns.
Uh, but yeah, so that was a, that was a story this week.
All right.
So I do want to kind of jump back to my story because you said something that is kind of
interesting.
So rainbow ditto, but I mean, Chase Oliver was hoping to be president.
He lost.
So maybe this was his backup plan.
So is he rainbow ditto, but monkey?
Does he have a British accent?
I don't think so.
Do you have to have a British accent to be rainbow ditto, but monkey in London?
Yeah.
Cause how, how the kids understand your, your talk about gender issues.
Oh yeah.
Gay guy with a Southern accent.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Not big a fuck gay guys.
Cause we love most of you just not Chase Oliver.
I don't love you in that way though, but we're your show brothers.
So I still love you.
All right.
So I want to read a quote, one of my favorite quotes I've always kind of like defaulted to
and then I'm going to tell the story afterwards.
Okay.
Like I'm kind of teasing here.
So we're going to, I'm going to tell the quote, we're going to go to commercial break
and then we'll come back in two minutes and two seconds.
You know what that is?
The dude that just died.
Um, he's an actor.
He was on a game show and he was famous for going, uh, I'll have to Google it later.
He, this is two minutes.
It was a two minute, two second broke.
Chuck Warrie.
Chuck Warrie.
Did he die recently?
I didn't know he was dying.
Oh my God.
So I was kind of playing homage to him and we kind of fucked it up because we were doing
fresh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He always read the commercial break.
We were back in two minutes and two seconds.
And that's where I realized the commercial breaks for two minutes and two seconds long.
I didn't know that at the time.
I can't think of it.
They were better.
They're much longer.
Now they're like five minutes, eight minutes.
They're much longer than the show.
Yeah.
So my favorite, one of my favorite quotes is first they laugh at you, then they ignore
you.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
Then they fight you, then you win.
So guess who I'm talking about?
Um, that could be a lot of people.
The national media.
They are losing their freaking mind right now.
I mean like Bongino is posted bigger numbers than they do.
They're not even, they're not even giving them the props because that's his live views.
Yeah.
That has nothing to do with people that watch the recorded views.
So in his live views, he's basically busted 200,000 a day.
A day.
And the media is just like, what's going on?
These podcasters and these people on X, they think they can make a six word statement and
tell the news.
We don't know why they're, why, why people are flocking to him.
Why?
Cause they don't, cause you've talked a lie to us.
And by the way, please, I'm begging you, please get it, go fund me or whatever it is, buy
MSN for us.
I won't let you down.
So maybe we don't actually have to do our anti ads because I was, I was, I started looking
into this and I started looking into like, uh, who are the top advertisers for each network?
Yeah.
Uh, they're almost all, no, no, no, no, they're almost all, um, like prescription
drugs, like, like 80% of them are prescription.
It's ridiculous.
Uh, progressive auto is a big one.
So I think we could, we could lampoon them a little bit.
Okay.
Um, there's a lot, there's a lot of like car insurance, uh, it's like the next second
thing.
But the big one I found was Wayfair.
Oh, we can order kids on.
Yes.
So I thought we could do an anti ad based on that.
And that might be a fun one to do.
So I was, uh, back in the day when I was still doing like open mic comedy, I was working
on a joke about buying a cabinet from Wayfair and they sent a kid with you to put it together.
And then you offered to send the kid back and they go, nah, just so to way.
We got plenty of them.
So, bad joke, but I don't know which one that, she's on this yet, but it's there.
So you may have just heard that.
Not then, you know, right?
Whatever.
We're complaining to a fucking progressive auto.
I don't care.
Yeah.
So I was like, yeah, I'm just gonna get a job.
Um, yes.
We recommend you go to progressive auto and then cancel your policy.
Cancel.
Yeah.
Do do what one guy did.
He, he, uh, it was, it wasn't a business he had a sign up for, but it was an app.
It was like a free app.
He joined it, deleted it, joined it, deleted it like a hundred times.
He goes, I just want to see that a hundred deletes in a day.
I did your commitment.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
The, uh, the media is, I mean, there's circle of the drain.
Yeah.
Do the, uh, um, so what are they going to put, uh, the waffles, waffle stop on them?
Sorry.
If you want to waffle stop is, do you know what waffle stop is?
I know what a raffle stop is.
No, it's a waffle stop.
I just heard it yesterday.
Okay.
You can, I'm not struggling to say it on the, I know, I know of an awful waffle and a blue
waffle.
Nope.
This is the waffle stop because you're in the shower.
Waffle stop in the, what?
Okay.
Don't, don't Google it.
This is something.
I have to know.
I'm not, I'm not talking to you.
I'm assuming that it's going to be the same thing.
Oh God.
Okay.
Yeah.
I haven't seen that one.
It's interesting.
It's about taking a dump in the shower and just stop that thing down the brand.
It becomes a waffle on that.
Okay.
Yeah.
Because it was a meme that it was somebody posted, it was a drawing picture of a guy
taking a dump, grabbing the turn and throwing it in the toilet.
And people are like, well, it's disgusting.
Who would do that?
And then, and then it was the people that like the, the, the, the millennials and the
Gen Z like, oh my God, why, why would they just get out and go to the toilet?
Well, you've never done that with wet feet and you slide right off the floor into the
toilet and you're in the floor.
But then after, after the horrific comments from the Gen Z years, the X was mesmerized
and joined in and said, no, no, you're going to let that shit drop on the tub and just
waffle stop that thing right down the drain.
Like what the hell is waffle stop?
And I Google it, I had images and I'll never do that again.
I promise I swear.
Well, definitely don't go Google blue waffle.
Oh yeah.
Don't learn about that one.
You know, as I'm not running to Google right now, right?
Cause there's certain things I don't want in my eyeballs.
Um, no, but getting back to the media, it's just they're literally having a breakdown.
They don't understand.
Yeah.
And they almost seem genuine.
Like, why aren't they listening to us?
What's going on?
It's like, I mean, we've been telling you, you've lied.
Your entire career, or at least for the past eight to 12 years, you've lied.
Well, so I was talking about this the other day on some chat rooms.
Um, now they never used to lie, right?
They used to tell you technical truths in a dishonest manner.
Lying by manipulation.
Right.
So they would say, for example, um, experts say that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.
Right.
Right.
And that's true.
Here's an expert.
Now, but they wouldn't say, they wouldn't tell you, oh, here's 20 more experts that
say it's bullshit.
They wouldn't say the experts evidence is all is bullshit.
Like he's lying.
They would just say the expert says weapon to man.
But, but lately they've been outright lying.
Oh, it's just flat out lies.
And like, I don't like to use Trump as the example because like, I hate to defend the
guy so much, but like they make me like they make me do it.
So the most recent one before the election was he wants to put Liz Cheney in front of
a firing squad.
They were saying that he did not say that.
I mean, but, but technically if she has committed treason, which, but he didn't say he wasn't
even talking about that.
True.
But if you look at the way she handled J6, that could be considered treason.
I know it's not.
And that is a no bullshit.
Oh, well, I'm not going to.
Yeah.
Um, treason is the like the only crime defined in the constitution and well, Millie committed
treason.
I don't know.
Millie committed.
What did he do exactly?
He said, Bob Woodward's book.
He's, he told Bob Woodward this, Oh, when, when, uh, towards the end of Trump's, I called
the generals in China and said, I would alert them if Trump was going to attack them.
Well, fucking treason, hang that motherfucker by a new, I don't think even that qualifies
down the goddamn train.
I don't think that qualifies his treason.
Why not?
Because we're not at war with anybody.
But he said, if our country decides to go to war with you, well, that's not, that's
that's saying I will commit treason.
So is that if then state like you got busted for on Twitter?
Um, yes, it is.
It's a technicality.
You may have been stating you're so bitch.
So it's a, it's a, if Trump declares war on China, then I will commit treason.
Yeah.
So he's saying I will commit treason.
But he hasn't done it yet.
No, but he told the enemy that I will alert you.
Yeah.
Before we attack you.
Okay.
That puts American soldiers at risk.
But it's not treason.
It's future treason.
Fine, lock the bitch up.
I don't know.
We don't have to kill him a waffle something.
I guess who had to make a legal discreet disclaimer this week?
I wasn't at the view again.
Sunny hosted on the view.
Yeah.
We covered them last week.
They were making more of them or?
Oh wait, they cover this last week.
Well, I think they made more because they talk about Matt Gaetz.
Yeah.
I'm kind of, this is a bit of a, and then they had more come through this week.
I think.
Yeah.
I've been on vacation this week.
I'm excited.
No, no, they, they like, they keep doing it.
It seems when I'm at home, I think I took a break from politics.
So it doesn't drive completely drive me crazy.
I don't climb a fucking water tower.
I think half of the view is actually like corrections now.
Like their lawyer is like, Hey, shut the fuck up, bitch.
Yeah, but it's just, it's great to actually see this certain to come to light that the,
they're lying and they're finding out we hate them because they lie.
And we, you know, I've been anti-national media, I think probably since 2008 is when
it became close, when it became the most relevant to me, is when Obama was running and Ron Paul
was running.
Yeah.
And it was just the verbiage they were using about those to be taken to Canada.
So I'm like, Oh, you're lying.
My favorite thing about Ron Paul was they were talking about the Republican primaries
and they were like, was it, was it wrong?
I think it was Romney.
I'm like, yeah, Romney is in the lead with 38%.
And who are, and I forget the other guy, but they were like, and so and so is in third
place.
And then that's all they said.
They said, Ron is in the lead and so is the third place.
But the, you as the viewer are like, well, who's in second place?
Yeah, but they won't tell you that.
They won't tell you that.
Oh, where the hell did it go?
I gotta show you something real quick.
It was Ron Paul.
Yeah, it's always Ron Paul.
So Donald Trump just made a post on Twitter that is the reason why I'm glad he got elected
because it makes me fucking laugh.
And there's been a couple of different stuff he's done today.
So I know it's not him.
It's somebody else.
I don't know.
I think he's a lot of his own fellows.
So I'm going to show this to Dave.
It's up to you guys to find this on X.
As soon as it looks, I think we're all in for a very big treat.
So it's a turkey dinner with all the Democrats.
But it's in Lou of Vegas.
What happened?
The Chevy Chase movie.
Oh, he's better than this.
Chris vacation?
Chris, yeah.
Actually, I might be able to show this.
You can retweet it right now if you want.
Oh, I got to log into that account.
Oh, but by the end of the show, this this will be on.
It's basically a Donald Trump shitpost on the Democrats, which is hysterical because
he my motto is this, if I have to pay my taxes, if I have to, I want them to, I want it to
be a ticket, I pay the ticket for the show and I want to see a show.
Here you go.
I'll repost it right now.
Okay.
So now you got the whole Biden Democrat Thanksgiving dinner that Trump invades.
Just checking out.
It's worth it's worth the 30 seconds.
Yeah, like the memes this guy finds is just it's amazing.
Like if if look, if you guys, any of our audience, if you have these kind of meme talents, get
that shit out there.
Like get us to go viral because we'll repost your stuff.
I've asked you guys before meme us.
I don't care.
Just don't put a dick in my mouth.
Make it a pretty dick.
I mean, I mean, rainbow dildo dick.
Yeah, rainbow dildo dick.
I mean, it's all funny because this concept, you freeze frame me.
I'm constantly like, Hey, what?
It'd be easy to do it, but just don't.
It's gonna be fun.
Then I don't care.
Oh, Lord, it's been a kind of a slow week.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, it's all in a week.
I mean, it's, I only worked on Wednesday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
Didn't have to work today.
Don't have to work tomorrow.
Oh, no, I mean, everything's chill.
No, I went.
Stock market closed.
I got my whole week off.
Okay.
I got my math tooth fixed.
We're broken tooth.
I went and saw the doctor.
I told the doctor.
He goes, Oh, when did you go to your primary care physician?
I go, I don't have a primary care physician.
My what?
I go, I don't understand.
He goes, well, no, I go, I don't have a primary care physician.
You should get one.
I go, I haven't been at the doctor in 20 years.
Why?
Because they kill you.
No, I'm saying, you ask like I'm saying in your terms.
You only die when you go to the hospital.
Yeah.
That's my, my, you see how many people die there?
That's my fountain of youth.
I'm just not going to a hospital and you fuckers are stuck with me forever.
Or this, you dying that you kids and your grandkids, they're going to be watching my
dumb ass up here talking about rainbow.
They're aiming at these places like they don't, they have no incentive to make you
healthy.
They have an incentive to keep you alive and sick.
And on medicine.
Yeah.
So fuck them.
Yep.
Exactly.
So I thought it was because I'm just getting my, my 54 year checkup.
Yeah.
Like if I have a broken bone, I fix my bone.
If I get cancer, I will be probably go to the hospital.
I don't know.
I think I'll just stick it out.
Yeah.
That's a, that's a question that I'm going to have to answer if I ever get cancer.
I don't know if, if chemo is the way to go.
I may, I may seek alternative medicine.
No, that's just not going to do.
No, I know, but just to appease my, my own mind.
But then it's just bullshit.
I mean, remember Andy Warhol, not Andy Warhol.
The fucking comedian.
Oh, Kauffman?
Andy Kauffman.
Yeah.
Well, he's still alive.
No, he's not.
Oh, he's still alive.
No, he's not.
He's not.
Him and Tupac.
Oh my God.
They're all hanging out on him.
No, he's believed in that alternative medicine shit and he had cancer and he died.
If you watch the Jim Carrey movie, they kind of make a joke about it at the end.
So I'm not, I mean, in the nineties, a huge Jim Carrey fan.
Then the dumb ass decided to talk politics.
Yeah.
But I have given props.
If you have not seen Man on the Moon, that's a good show.
Good movie.
Again, I mean, and that's actually, which is weird because this is my segue into the
next talk I was going to talk about.
We're talking about the moon landing again.
No, no, no, we faked it.
We all know it.
It's so funny.
It was at work the other day and a contractor was in there and we were talking about something.
I go, yeah, and we faked the moon landing.
We can't do this.
He looks at me.
My co-workers like, what the fuck?
I think I go, dude, I love talking to you because you make me laugh all the time.
No, I want to talk about Hollywood Actors.
Oh, okay.
So the first two, the first week or so after Trump got elected, we had the liberals just
going crazy, shaving their head, saying they're not going to have sex with men again.
And then they also, then it switched over to we need to start buying up enough products
and we can store it for four years so we don't provide anything under the Trump campaign.
Okay.
One of the things they bought, the abortion bill.
Wait, so I'm a little more confused that I'm not really hip on that lingo of the young.
Yeah.
When they say abortion bill, what do they mean?
I think it's mythoprestrone.
I don't know how to pronounce it.
But what does it do?
It's the plan B.
So it gives you an abortion or it's so not worth it.
So you pronounce the egg from attaching to the uterus.
He thinks I'm serious.
Oh, okay.
So you don't know?
No, no, I do know.
But my question is, if you've already made the demand that you're not having sex, and
you prep their abortion bill, they're not having sex.
Do they think they can get pregnant walking down the street?
Maybe.
Maybe that's what it is.
Oh, it was a windy day.
I mean, Seaman blew up my skirt.
I mean, I don't know.
They're all getting pregnant all the time somehow.
Well, yeah, but they're not having sex anymore.
But yet the abortion bill is flying off the shelves.
Whatever.
I actually thought we cured STDs.
God.
What?
I thought we cured STDs.
Why?
Because the love screw is having sex.
Oh, there you go.
Well, but I think the gay people are still having sex.
Oh, yeah.
But that doesn't affect me.
No.
I don't know.
Chase Oliver might wink at me someday.
I mean.
And I go, all right, buddy.
What do you got?
If you ever need a blood transfusion.
How are you doing?
So I know you're in heroin.
So if you share needles, you know, like.
So we had the progressive laugh, just lose their mind and cry and whine and
blah, blah, blah, blah.
And then they had the meeting.
They didn't say what city this was in, but it was immediate like Michigan.
They all did the primal scream because Trump got elected.
Oh, God.
It was hysterical.
So that happened.
Now the media is finally woken up.
But now they're freaking out, which we're just talking about.
Now the next ones, I'm really hoping there's a little bit of science coming up right now.
Hollywood actors are going to start freaking out and they're going to come out and they're
going to start leaving the country.
Did he tapes released?
Is that what that is?
That's the thing.
So Ellen, she up and left.
Yeah.
She's gone.
Yeah, we talked about that last week.
Right.
But I found out more about her.
Oh, yeah.
She may have been very well connected with Diddy.
I've been a big part of the Diddy party.
I know we showed her tweet last week.
I know, but I was like, he's coming out.
There's like, she was like, she had children on her show and brought P Diddy out.
There's a lot more coming out about her.
And then she was dating Anne Hache.
Yep.
And apparently she had two girlfriends killed in a car accident at super times.
Really?
What are the odds of that?
Right.
It can't be that good.
I know.
I mean, you know, the poly markets, who should you put that up there?
Will Anne Hache's next girlfriend die in the car crash?
I don't know.
But I, but whatever.
So, yeah.
So, so the Hollywood is starting to freak out.
They're starting to go, hmm, this may not work out in our benefit because, because like,
well, I want to go to something else where John Kerry wants to do a population reduction.
I know I'm jumping stories.
I'm going to jump right back here in a second.
I can, I can tell you how to get rid of about 10,000 people in America right now.
We need to speed to the tapes, the list, the FCI on the list, and you will see jets just
flying out of this country as quickly as possible.
But those people still have a carbon footprint.
Like they'll just do it somewhere else.
He wants to get rid of them completely.
But let's call him out.
Oh, yeah.
He wants, he wants just kill.
Yeah.
I was just wanting to make a joke that Americans will leave in a flock of pedophiles.
Yeah.
I said pedophiles, you little bitches.
When the FCI and the PDT tapes come out because I want to see the, I want to see the Kim Trails
of those planes.
I think that's why they're trying to start.
They're so eager to start World War III.
So like, um, don't be a conspiracy.
Don't be a conspiracy theorist like me.
I mean, a lot of, so there's a lot of bio labs that were in Ukraine and, um, you know,
sometimes you can have a war to destroy evidence of things that you don't want to get out.
So if the PDT tapes are in Ukraine or Israel or whatever, or building seven of the World
Trade Center, maybe you'll destroy those things, right?
Like, and you have to be in an excuse.
So what was in the inside of this?
I don't fuck.
I thought it was Hillary Clinton, Benghazi related shit.
No, I just, I say with an eye of loving conspiracy, I won't, I know people that know people that
died and I don't want to be doing one of my fucking shit.
The funniest one to me is always, oh, if you watch the way the buildings fell, it violated
the laws of physics.
Therefore it must be a conspiracy.
And I'm like, well, how can a conspiracy violate the laws of physics?
Right?
It's still, you still can't violate the laws of physics.
That makes no sense.
That's true.
Right?
So what's your theory about?
Are you saying it was aliens that have like quantum ray guns or something?
What, what do you tell, what's your actual theory?
So their theory is as the two towers, it's called Pancake.
They took out the middle of the building, they weakened.
Don't, don't, okay.
I just, I don't want to get into this.
The diesel fuel weakened the iron, I mean.
Yes.
Please.
I'm just saying the theory.
And then that caused it to buckle and that caused, because in most high rises, the boilers,
the chillers are on the roof.
Okay.
Pancake.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So can the pancake, you have two different buildings 45 minutes apart, shake enough earth
to make one other building collapse?
I don't see why not.
I mean, like, how did that building collapse?
I get, I get, I started to like, I like debris hit it, right?
And then like the fight, like the burning debris hit it and it started on fire itself from
what I understand.
And then, and then it eventually weakened and fell over.
I give demolition experts complete props.
They can drop a building.
I'm not saying about 9-11.
They can drop a building with basically the foot per the building with a little bit of
extra.
Oh, by the way, the Tropicana should be coming down soon.
It's gone.
They already did it?
Yeah.
What did they do it?
Like a month ago.
I missed it.
Yes.
What the fuck?
I didn't hear anything.
Yeah, it's like a hole in the ground.
Oh my God, I missed it.
You're like, get the Tropicana, it's coming down.
I was going to go out there and watch.
Yeah, I was going to go and watch it too, but I'm just like, I watched Cabrini Green
come down.
So what they did, Cabrini Green was the housing complex in Chicago, the TV show Good Times,
Oliver Chaser, Google Good Times.
Candyman.
Was he filmed there too?
Yeah.
It was about a black family living in the projects.
And that was a reference to Cabrini Green.
So that's what it was.
It was the housing complex of the Northwest Side of Chicago or the North Side.
West Side.
And Chicago Avenue and whatever.
It's not too far off.
Like, because my kid went to school with kids from Cabrini Green.
It was a weird mix.
It was like, yeah, Chicago.
It was like the wealthiest kids.
Yeah.
Not wealthy.
I'm somewhere in between.
The wealthiest kids go there and the poorest kids go there and everything in between.
And I mean, it was okay.
There was some issues and I met those on there.
But that was interesting about Chicago.
Not to like go on a tangent, but good.
It's very segregated.
By design.
And well, it's not even by design.
Well, but there's nothing preventing you from living in that other neighborhood.
Well, you don't know.
So back in the.
There's no law.
No, no, no, I got this.
I got I got your cover of this one.
So back in the 90s, the Chicago has always been segregated.
And if you actually look at the look at a bunch of different stuff like mortgages in
70s, 80s and 90s, they were keeping black people out of suburbs.
Probably.
No, they weren't.
It's been proven.
So with with with the mayors of Chicago, they were kind of doing the same thing.
And daily junior, not daily senior status.
He was a badass.
Although daily junior did close an airport with bulldozers without no telling anybody.
What he was getting money from actually the Clintons, because Clinton was in power at
the time to re gentrify Chicago.
Yeah.
And he was putting the money in mostly white neighborhoods and Clinton stepped in and said,
how this is for the black neighborhoods.
You better do this or we're going to demand that money back.
So then he started doing other stuff.
But the problem is with re gentrification is it pushes the poor out.
Right.
And that's what I don't like about it.
If you if you're in a poor neighborhood and a yoga shop opens up and a bagel shop opens up, you're
fucked.
The the the my favorite thing was Rogers Park.
You were Roger's Park is.
On the North side, South of Evan's Tim, but it doesn't put up to Evan's Tim.
Okay.
It's kind of been there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kind of where Lake Shore Drive ends.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So that's where Rogers Park sit at.
And at one point that was the hot neighborhood by housing because that was the next neighborhood
to re gentrify.
That happened in 2007.
Yeah.
Oh, what happened in 2008?
How's the market crashed?
Yeah.
And these these yuppie little pricks and their BMWs were living in the fucking ghetto.
Yeah.
And they would call the cops and go, this is happening to the cops.
This is legit.
What the cops would say, you moved into the ghetto hoping you'd make money on your house.
It didn't work out.
And now you're in a bitching complaint.
Maybe you should move out of the ghetto.
But like the point I was going to make was it it it always struck me how everyone respected
the boundaries.
So I lived literally on the boundary.
Okay.
So I lived on 47th and Laverne.
Now, if you were on the south side of 47th Street, everything's good.
And if you're on the north side of 47th Street, that was the ghetto.
And like my my rule as a kid was I could go anywhere I wanted south of 47.
I can go to 55th Street.
I can go 60, 30, wherever the fuck I wanted.
I could not go across 47th Street.
And and they didn't come across on our side either.
So like everybody respected that boundary.
So it was it was no, no, no, I can do this one too.
I actually looked at this quite a bit.
So Chicago before one of the gentrifications and the last gentrification basically
pushed all the blue color workers out.
Okay.
So the blue color workers stayed in the cities in the neighborhoods and they
protected their own neighbors.
They didn't call the cops.
Yeah.
We still don't know the neighborhood that if you fucked around in that neighborhood,
they would strip your ass naked and throw you the Chicago River and let the cops
finish you out.
Little Italy.
Was it little?
Do you know what?
Probably.
Well, no one's ever confirmed it.
I mean, like, that's what they do.
So basically the blue color workers, the fathers, um, were coming back in the yards.
Coming back in the yards.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's so many that could have been.
Yeah.
Um, they protected their own neighborhoods and they just didn't call the cops.
They were ungovernable.
But then once the, once the jobs went away and the young kids started moving in,
Chicago became a candy store and that is they started crossing barriers because the
neighborhoods, I mean, you know about dips, right?
You have to know about dips.
Of course.
Okay.
Dibs was basically if your car is parked on the street and it snows and you
shovel your car out, that's your spot for 48 hours.
And how you denote your spot is put your furniture in that spot.
Yeah.
And nobody touches it.
Cause if you do, you're going to come back to what used to be your car.
Right.
Yeah.
So, so yeah, so Chicago took care of its own.
Yeah.
Um, and that's why, that's why they don't cross boundaries.
Right.
So it's because you fuck around, you find out.
Yeah.
Now that, I don't think we've ever told this story.
Um, you, you from it with K town?
Uh, yeah.
So it's a street, it's a neighbor in Chicago that all the streets begin with the
letter K one day, my wife and I were outright, I have a, I'm a, I'm a little
fascination with BW trikes from the seventies.
So we were on my VW track way out in the suburbs.
We need to get home.
And, um, let's just say this is not the VDM track of my garage is not the one I'm
talking about.
So the, the one I'm talking about now was like a full on rat rod.
Like I got pulled over by a cop once and he goes, um, I'm not going to give you a
ticket, but what you're playing with this thing.
And there was a park range and I was like, Oh God.
So my trikes were always legal ish.
Basically what I meant by that is a city cop is going to be like, all right,
dude, man, let's figure it out.
A state trooper, they don't have a sense of humor.
So we had left.
We went, Peter sent up to the Northwest side of Chicago, blah, blah, blah,
kind of swooped around.
We were some other guys and riding and doing some other stuff.
And I was ended up on the, uh, by like, um, the West suburbs.
Okay.
So the only way to come back into the city and not be on the interstate was down
Roosevelt road, which is right through K town.
Nice.
My wife and I were like, burr coming down.
And I didn't even know there was a black biker bar.
They had to pass all their bikes were lined up and half of them are on the
sidewalk.
And I was just like, I gave him a quick nod.
They gave me a nod and I go, good, they're not going to kill me.
He got about three blocks away.
And if you, if you were on a main road, like nobody would fuck with you.
No, no, no, but we were on Roosevelt and I stopped like this little kid on a
bike was kind of riding around as well.
My try to die.
I'm like, Oh shit.
My wife instantly started talking to the kid.
If you're going to kill us, just get here.
It would be nice to have.
Don't kill us.
And I go back and my coil water had vibrated off, put that back on, started
back up and took off.
But no, it was, I never had a problem in any of the bad neighbors in Chicago.
I've been through them.
Yeah.
I used to walk around, uh, like not, not, not, not Cabrini, but the Southside
places, like, um, uh, like 50, 50 and stays and that kind of, I mean, yeah,
like usually Chicago, what kind of area.
Um, and when I drove to the casino, sometimes I would take the, the scenic route.
And nobody, nobody fucks with you.
No, I mean, it's all about respect.
I've always had respect for anybody.
Yeah.
Um, and I have been in some bad neighborhoods with stuff like, Hey, I, I had a
snowboard hanging on my truck one time.
I had air conditioners on a hot day piled up my car.
I was trying to get into why I worked that.
Um, but it's just, it's all about respect.
But, uh, oh, what else?
There's a story I was going to tell that kind of left my head, but no, it was
Chicago, it was fun.
And it is, it's, we're, we're, how I look at it.
We're all in the same fight against the government.
So this is some fight in each other.
Um, you know, it's, it's, it comes down to that there.
The media does this shit to us and works us all up.
Like, Oh, you can't go there.
You can't do this.
Um, they're lying to us.
We, we, we love all purple, purple, yellow, red and white, whatever that was.
Is that a song or the Lord's prayer?
I don't know.
We, I'm not religious.
No, neither am I.
But basically we don't care what color you are.
Um, we're your sexual pro, pro, pro, proclivities, proclivities.
I have a weird speech in a better minute.
This is a certain words.
I just can't say for a while.
So I'm working on the other interesting thing.
Uh, so I have cousins in Los Angeles.
Okay.
Maybe they've lived out there their whole lives.
Uh, and one day they came to visit us in Chicago and like they went to, they
wanted to go, uh, like play at a park and right across 47th street, there was a
park, so they just went right.
And my parents freaked the fuck out.
Well, you can't go over.
No, no, come back.
And they were like, what's the problem?
Cause like in the LA, they don't have this kind of segregated neighborhood thing.
Like everyone just lives in or everywhere else.
And, and I mean, they have racism and shit, but, and they have like, you know,
sort of like they have Compton and Watts and whatever, but it's not like Chicago.
Right.
And like my cousin's just like, had no fucking idea.
Like, what are you talking about?
Well, Chicago was designed to be, to be segregated.
Yeah.
I mean, you can just look at it.
Oh yeah.
Um, and look at it.
And yes, you can cross over in black people, never white people live in white
people, never black people live.
My job was here, uh, working at the job I have now.
And this white dude works for a long company.
Okay.
And he was kind of like, he had some tats on him.
He was probably, I don't know, 30s.
And he was like, yeah, you're from Chicago.
So am I.
I go, he's cool.
Man.
He was up from 95th and I was crossing because it's basically the red light
in the middle of 95th.
And I go, I looked at him.
I go, you kind of like being that for that neighborhood.
I go, seriously?
Yeah.
He goes, no, no, I was only white kid in my neighborhood.
Okay.
Now that you at least know that, I think you're not lying to me.
Yeah.
I, yeah, I should drive down that way for the casino.
That's, that's right over there.
Um, oh yeah.
The, the, oh, what was that street?
Um, uh, there's states over there.
And no, but there was a, the murder.
What is it?
Oh yeah.
The Bishop Fort freeway.
Well, it was, it wasn't really a freeway.
He had stop lights on it.
But, but I think that quite a bit with the day and Ryan was under
construction.
Yeah.
Um, yeah, no, I, I, I loved that city with what it used to be.
I don't know about now.
So I don't know where the hell we can jump off on that, but Chicago is very segregated.
The, the, it was set up that way.
It's disgusting.
I mean, it's not even, I don't know if I want to say set up because it was, if you
look into the history of it, but you had like Lithuanians would, would move among
their own Polish people would move by the Irish people, Italians, all that stuff.
Pilsen.
Yeah.
That was Lithuanian.
In Mexican.
It's, no, it's Mexican now.
Okay.
But originally it was Lithuanian.
And in fact, I am sure you've heard of the book, the jungle.
Yeah.
That was in Pilsen.
Okay.
Back in the yards.
Um, well, my, my dad is Slovak and that's where he lived.
Okay.
Um, K, K town.
I have no idea.
All black.
Okay.
So, um, so a lot of the all black, but a lot mostly, but I'm saying there's neighborhoods
that you can, you can just kind of like, you know, what they are.
Yeah.
Um, what's the one that Puerto Rican, uh, up on the Northwest side, I can't remember
the name.
I don't know.
I think I would hear that all the time.
I think it was just slipping my mind.
Uh, no.
So Peterson, you have Peterson, the angle, straight, going Northwest.
Yes.
You would crack me up the, I used to call that the Gaza Strip.
No, do you know why?
Humboldt Park is the Puerto Rican.
Oh, okay.
Well, yeah, that was, okay, that was near.
Okay.
Yeah.
That was not too far from Logan square stuff, but yeah, but, um, Peterson up north, um,
you would drive because the angle streets were my favorite.
I guess hit an angle street.
I got a point a lot of traffic.
Well, I'm driving down Peterson up north and literally on one side has sitting
shoes.
I'm talking about Baird and all that shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The other side middle East.
And I'm like, what the fuck is recreated.
Yeah.
This is the Gaza Strip.
Yeah.
And I was talking to a Bosnian friend of mine.
Um, and he, I go, why do they do this?
He goes, well, we kind of do it with, um, um, oh Jesus Christ.
So what's the, the Bosnian is in the,
a Serbian, Serbian, Serbian, Serbian, Sergorepon, a Bosnian.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We kind of do it with them too.
We kind of hang out where they hang on that because it kind of reminds us of his
home and this guy was brought over as a refugee.
So he was like, just some guy pontificating.
But it's kind of like that on the South side with like Lithuanians and Polish
and like it's all kind of recreating the old, the old.
Yeah.
You can go through Chicago and kind of pick a neighborhood and kind of see what
the predominant race is.
Um, but I, another thing I find fascinating is like how the neighborhoods have
changed, like for example, Pilsen, which had, had a Lithuanian culture, but,
but morphed into Mexican, but you can still see remnants of the Lithuanian
culture there.
So like they have like architecture and like old ghost signs.
If you ever, if you ever look into that stuff.
So the, the Mexicans and Pilsen, a lot of them migrated to
display because the, because the housing was cheaper out there.
Okay.
So just the other day, my wife and I were in a Mexican restaurant having dinner
and the waitress being Hispanic, but from California, not from Mexico.
She was Mexican.
She's out of Mexico, but I was born in California.
She was like, oh, I went to Chicago to visit my friends of mine.
I go, Pilsen or display?
But when I go, what are you fucking racist?
I go, no, that's just typically where they hang out at.
She was, how do you know her friend wasn't white?
I go, yeah, I did factor that in.
But it's just, it's just, it is what it is, man.
Don't get so fucking butt hurt over stupid shit.
It's the, the funniest one is my, my, my funny example is Chinatown.
So I'm sorry.
What?
It was that Chinatown.
Yeah.
That's pretty derogatory.
Why?
Why not call it international village?
They call it Chinatown.
In Seattle, they changed Chinatown to international.
God.
Sorry, I had to go.
No, so, so Chinatown, Chicago is on like Sir Mac and Wentworth.
Yeah.
Wentworth and Sir Mac.
But originally Chinatown was on South Clark, just out of the loop.
Okay.
And a lot of people don't know this, but on Clark street, and I think it's still there,
there's a Mexican restaurant.
And if you look at the sign, it's like a Chinese pagoda.
And you're like, why is this Mexican restaurant have a Chinese pagoda sign?
Well, it's because that was Chinatown.
Like that's the last bit of Chinatown, the original Chinatown.
That's, I don't know if I've forgotten that.
And that's, I'm sure you've seen it a million times.
You just didn't recognize it.
Yeah.
But like that's all over the city.
And like, you just have to look for it.
Like the old Maxwell Street flea market.
Uh, I never saw the flea market.
You never went there?
I used to go to the, the hot, or the Polish.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The Polish.
Yeah.
So Maxwell Street is a very famous flea market in the city of Chicago.
Yeah.
So basically, if you're walking through the flea market and you see something on
the table, you go, Oh, shit, I got that same exact thing in the backseat of my car.
That's your thing for the backseat of your car, brother.
Fucker.
We'll buy your shit back.
That was, we would go to Maxwell Street after it, it relocated off Maxwell Street.
It was so kind of sketchy, but there's some cool fucking shit there.
Yeah.
I love going to it.
Um, so yeah.
A little bit of history stuff on Chicago.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Vegas does not have that kind of vibe because we were, we're, we're, we're a
baby city.
Well, you know, I mean, we're just like, what are we 55?
I mean the fifties.
I mean, yeah, yeah, we were here in the early 1900s, probably 1800s.
There was some dude playing poker over the mud puddle.
I don't know.
But I think the first casino built in Vegas was like, but the early 1900s, but
it was the cowboy era.
Yeah.
But like the strip really didn't get to refriend into the fifties.
I think it was the forties.
Yeah.
And, uh, I had a job offer at the oldest casino in downtown and I'm like, hell yes.
I love old buildings.
I don't care about their plumbing problems.
Is it the El Cortez?
No, it was, um, uh, it's a bridge, um, bridge, no, the Golden Gate bridge.
Oh, build the gate.
Yeah.
And I'm just like, I'm interviewing and they're like, well, you, because it was
circa who was interviewing me, but circa owns that one circa and the D and they're
like, you'll work at that building.
I go, hell yeah.
And they go, well, you know, there's tunnels under there.
I go, I'm hoping so.
Yes.
I can't go with those tunnels.
Oh man.
They, it's him on a break that I was, where's Ron?
Oh, he's in a tunnel again.
I would be like, so into those tunnels on a flashlight.
I'd be spelunking.
I mean, you have to get me a Sherpa.
I go spelunking in the, in the, in the, um, tunnels under Vegas.
Oh God.
Not with the homeless live.
They don't have these tunnels.
These are the cool tunnels.
Um, actually in Boulder, Colorado, I was at a bar and this bar was downtown Boulder
and the, the basement was kind of like catacombs.
Yeah.
But he, he sort of, he'd like to another room, kind of hang out in that room.
And I was talking to him, I was hanging out with the manager.
He's like, well, yeah, he goes, uh, you want to see something really cool.
I go, yeah, what do you got?
I was hoping he was going to take out.
Uh, your rainbow dildo monkey over here.
He didn't, he took me to a door that was like a vault door, opens it up and there's
a tunnel.
I go, um, yeah, I got to go down this tunnel.
I can't help it.
He's like, no, no, I've been closed off.
I'm like, you wrap bastards.
So basically that tunnel was so, so Boulder, Colorado carried prohibition past the,
the federal prohibition.
And that tunnel led to the Masonic church in town.
So the men would get drunk cause of the Masonic churches, guess who's not allowed.
Women.
I mean, I'm going free mason.
I've got it in my history, my family.
Um, but that tunnel went from the Freemason Lodge to the bar and we just hang out
that little catacomb area.
I know cause the top of the bar wasn't a bar at the time.
It just the bottom was, um, no, there's so much cool history.
I mean, it's a shame for her auto that she was vaulted and produced anything.
Did you hear that show?
Yeah.
He just, uh, we're going to open out components vault.
Like, I don't know about that, but go ahead.
Yeah.
Nothing crickets.
It was like a little bit of a cricket hopping around.
Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.
Uh, you lost that one first, but, but whatever.
Yeah.
No, Chicago was cool with underground tunnels and stuff too.
But yeah, a lot of cities have them and they're, New York's got them too.
Yeah.
Well, they're like, we're Jews to run.
Yeah.
We talked about Vegas ones.
No, we were Dante and I got into the conversation of underground tunnels in New
York.
Well, he was saying that Jewish people are inherently smarter, genetically smarter.
Oh, I thought he was going to say they're inherently like digging and cuddly and kind of
like that.
I'm not, I'm just saying what, that's what he might say.
I'm not saying I can't take a general, a generalality like that.
He says it doesn't work that way.
And, uh, and I go, I'm like, well, maybe if it involves raping children in tunnels
under New York, maybe they, they're, they're smarter doing that.
But that's not something I want to know about or something I want to learn about.
So they can have it.
Dante's a nickname, but I don't like giving people names on that.
I don't associate anybody else when the FBI like arrest us.
I don't want to give them any more evidence or friends.
Who's Dante?
Yeah.
Who Dante is?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Aside from my code and good luck with that.
Cause I usually forget it a half hour.
So I was like, they'll just beat it out of you.
Would they use rainbow dildo?
Yes.
Bucky.
Of course.
Did you do that?
Of course.
We're going to lock you in a room with this guy.
My, my standard thing was that I don't ask questions.
I don't ask questions.
I don't ask questions.
Wait, what?
You're gonna lock me with the dildo, the buggy dude.
I'll fight everything.
Yeah.
What do you want to know?
Sorry friends, but I have my limits.
I'm not a snitch, but not getting locked in a room with dildo, monkey, rainbow,
butt monkey, whatever.
I'm just not doing it.
Um, so, oh Jesus Christ.
How did we go down that fucking road?
Um, which I don't know if I have anything left.
God, I'm sure listeners are open like just end it now.
What are we?
Are they fast forwarded already?
I'm only 50 minutes in.
They're fast forwarded.
I think that now's our time to, to educate.
All right.
So I gotta, uh, it's not going to take too long.
Oh, so I gotta jump in here.
Sorry.
Oh boy.
I don't, I have, I've been denied access to our X account where I typically post
my notes, so I'm doing like the old days, like with a bird and a, and a, and a,
I hit print and the birds chisel and chisel shit out for me.
Cause fuck am I going to do?
No, this was a quick one.
So I believe the math gates thing was a setup by Trump to put him in the position
he was to pull out any of the rhinos out of the center, find out who he's going to fight.
Huh.
Guess what we found out.
There are four people he's got a problem with.
Okay.
And they are Susan Collins out of Maine, Lisa Murkowski out of Alaska, which
was her.
Yeah.
But she got elected after Alaska went to, um, right.
What do you call that?
The rank, the rank choice.
Rank choice voting.
Yeah.
Shocker.
The turtle, Mitch McConnell out of Kentucky.
Yeah.
We need that one.
Thomas Till's out of North Carolina.
Fuck you, Thomas Till.
You should be protecting your people in North Carolina right now.
Um, so those are the ones we want to start.
If you live in those, if you live in those jurisdictions, call them, be nice,
but call them, let them know you have a problem.
Stand up for Trump.
Trump passed a mandate.
We know what we're doing.
All right.
We need to fix this shit now.
So tell them that they will be, uh, primary out at the next election.
And we don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you guys is back.
So if you don't live in those jurisdictions, you can still call them because they
are a federal government employee and you can voice your opinion nicely.
No threats, but those are the ones you want.
We want to target right now because they are not back in the Trump agenda.
Um, that being said, what is the first thing Trump should do when he gets on
January 20th?
Free Ross.
He comes up, no, he comes off the Bible.
What does he do?
Free Ross.
How about said help to go with Carolina?
Free Ross.
They're still living in fucking tents there.
Free Ross.
It takes a signature.
Free Ross second, help people with Carolina first because they're being
ignored.
They need our help.
Nope.
Fuck him.
You chose to live in Hurricane Ali.
Mountains is not a hurricane alley.
Look, prove me wrong.
Just next week, the federal government lies.
No authority to give aid for anybody for any disaster.
Give us the money back.
Oh yeah, by all means.
Give us all our money back.
And then if you want to donate to North Carolina, you can do that.
I'm not going to.
So when FEMA goes to refund our money, do they go to the immigrants?
They gave it to the legal immigrants that gave it to them, take it out of their
pocket, give it back to them.
No, they should do a calculation of who paid the taxes and then just give us
those taxes back.
But the legal immigrants have it.
Well, take that back too.
Up.
There you go.
Let's do it.
I still want somebody to do that meme round them up.
What is that?
Raw hides are round them up, get them up.
Something like that.
Yeah, raw hide.
It's just Trump on a horse with a rope.
God.
All right.
Sorry.
I just saw that in my little notes.
I doubt it.
I know.
Oh my God.
It was my time today.
I want to talk about next cloud.
So next cloud is a self hosted open source collaboration tool.
And this is basically what you want to do if you're a small business and you're
looking for like a collaboration tool for your employees, for other vendors you
deal with.
I'm sure like some of you might deal with Jira or Atlas and or some of these
companies that provide this kind of shit.
But but next cloud will do it for you and you host it.
You set it up.
You do everything for yourself.
So you don't have to rely on other people.
You don't have to pay them their bullshit rental fees, whatever.
So provides all the basic shit that you're going to expect out of such a tool.
It's got file storage.
It's got really robust user auth control.
It's got your calendar contacts.
It does mail for you.
It can do like the docs, like Word docs, spreadsheets, presentations.
It's got like all the, you know, all the office suite things that you expect.
It's got chat.
It's got video conferencing.
You can do regular voice calls.
Sweet.
And like their ecosystem has like hundreds of plugins out there.
So like whatever custom thing you need for your business, you can search for a
plugin and there's a good chance that someone already wrote that for you.
And then you can just pull it into your instance of next cloud and, you know, get
that thing up and running.
And you can also develop your own plugins.
If you, if you're into that, if you're into, you know, coding and software or just
hire someone on Fiverr or hire me to do it.
Are you the first sponsor?
I'm sorry.
You're a first sponsor.
Hire me to do it.
Yeah.
Um, no, so it's, uh, I mean, like, I don't really have a big spiel to go into.
Like, I don't, I'm not going to teach you how to use it.
Um, cause they have really good documentation.
Uh, you know, if you're, if you're self hosting at home, uh, you want to do this
on your B link and not your single board PC, cause it's pretty heavy.
Um, just follow the step by step documentation guide and install it.
Uh, I actually helped Mike, the mushroom guy install it, uh, on his, he has a VPS.
So that is officially Mike, the mushroom guy.
It is now.
Um, yeah.
So I helped him set it up, uh, and cause he does his mushrooms, uh, stuff and he has
his inform and power thing, uh, which he hosts on that cloud and he collaborates
with all his people in there.
Oh sweet.
Okay.
So, um, I helped him set it up and it, it took like, I don't know, two hours.
Um, and half of that was like me learning it as I went cause I'd never touched it
before, but, uh, yeah, I mean, I think he hasn't had any complaints.
So I think he's up and running.
And, uh, if you have a small business, uh, definitely look at the next cloud.
Um, and you know, if you, if you're one of our listeners and you want some help,
uh, you know, ping us in the chat room and I can help you out.
Uh, but yeah, just look at the next cloud.
And that's a quick one for me today.
Sweet.
Since it is Thanksgiving and you're not going to see this in an app for
Thanksgiving, this is where this topic kind of comes into an app.
So you fed yourself and made yourself fatter.
Uh, Thanksgiving, don't worry, you'll lose that weight.
We all do.
Uh, but now that you fed yourself, it's time to feed your compost piles.
So you want to find out, you know, what's the best for your compost out of you,
out of your leftovers, fruits and vegetables, eggshells, cause you've got
to make those double eggs.
Yeah.
I made like, ooh, I, uh, my son likes double eggs.
I love double eggs.
So double eggs with homemade guacamole in them.
Oh, okay.
Dude, just fucking off.
Oh my God.
So I mentioned, uh, last week on the butchering segment, I mentioned, I
mentioned small schmaltz and using it to make mayonnaise, use the schmaltz
mayonnaise for double eggs.
Holy, cause it all comes from the same chicken.
Right.
And it's just, oh, it's just worked so well.
Nice.
So, yeah.
So yeah, definitely.
So, um, yeah, but no, I did, I did like some spice.
I did a whole bunch of different double eggs, whatever, but I got a
shit ton of eggshells.
Where are they going to go?
Compost pile.
Uh, coffee grounds, which I mean, yeah, yeah.
Well, I'm assuming you're already putting those in your car in there.
Um, potatoes, jams, corn, pumpkins, green beans, as long as they don't contain
small animal protein, put them in your compost pile, feed that compost pile, work
that thing in, turn it over.
So why, why, why, why can't it have animal protein?
What's the deal with that?
I believe that starts to stick.
Ah, okay.
So, like no meats are going in there.
Um, cause your neighbors might like it too much.
It's probably not, it's, you'll probably get weird bacteria in there.
Okay.
I probably, I never put meat in a compost, but my guess is it's probably not a good
thing.
But, uh, but yeah, so if you don't have a compost pile yet, it's not too late.
Grass clippings, coffee grounds, food.
Um, there's a ton of stuff you can put in there, but you got to understand
what you do.
You got to turn this thing over.
Yeah.
Um, so they, they make what you go buy at the store that you can barrel and drum.
You can turn it.
They've got some that you can, it makes it easier for you to turn it over.
Cause building one that you can turn over, it's kind of a pain in the ass.
Um, and now that we got winter coming up, um, a good in most regions, a good,
healthy compost will not freeze because it produces heat.
So if it does freeze, it's still not a problem because it's like us, we
get cold, we just slow down.
Yeah.
And then they come back to life when it warms up again.
So don't be afraid to keep your compost pile going now.
So you can tell it into your garden in the spring.
So that's really all I wanted to talk about because, uh, I'm sure we got a
bunch of leftovers and, uh, go from there.
Cool.
Oh shit.
I think that's a show.
I reckon.
Don't remember what we did.
Uh, we didn't do the Monero challenge this week.
Um, what could be, well, let's just do a secret word since we didn't come up with anything.
Okay.
Um, let's go with compost.
Oh, there you go.
Compost.
All right.
There you go.
See you next week.
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