Explicit Knots, Self-Hosting Matrix
Ep. 26

Knots, Self-Hosting Matrix

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Knots, Self-Hosting Matrix

00:00:00 - 00:00:44 Monero giveaway results

00:00:44 - 00:10:07 Another Trump wannabe assassin

00:10:07 - 00:19:47 The cats and dogs issue

00:19:47 - 00:21:21 Bomb scare at a Trump rally

00:21:21 - 00:26:03 LPNH makes a spicy Tweet and gets a visit from the Feds

00:26:03 - 00:28:36 Our rights in jeopardy

00:28:36 - 00:33:50 P.Diddy finally arrested

00:33:50 - 00:37:57 Random nonsense

00:37:57 - 00:47:39 Dave talks about self-hosting a Matrix server

00:47:39 - 00:53:12 Ron talks about knots

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Welcome to the Canary in the Case Podcast. This is Ron Morgan and my co-host Dave Havlicek.

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We're here to entertain you, educate you, hopefully make you laugh. So what the hell

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is going on? Oh, a whole lot of things. Actually, let's do the, you know,

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Monero giveaway announcement. Okay. Because we got a lot of shit to get through, I think.

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So same winner as last week. We got Algamest in the chat room. Good job. No donations this week,

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so he's just going to get the 0.01. But let's see some donations float in. And also,

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I think I have a good challenge this week. So maybe, maybe he won't be able to get the hat

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trick on us. Let's make it tough for him. Yeah. But yeah, let's get right into it.

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So did you see that tweet from Trump to Taylor Swift?

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I hate Taylor Swift. Yeah, a lot of people misinterpreted that. What was it about? I don't

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really know. Oh, no. Oh, you know how arrogant he is. Yeah, of course. All he's doing is trying

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to get hurt right. I hate song about him. He says he's going to sing a song about him. Okay.

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You know, that's how he, that's how he rolls. Did you think of any lyrics?

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You know, I was thinking, no, I just, I actually was thinking about that earlier today. Go,

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should we come up with lyrics for that? You know, and that probably would be my Monero

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award. I came up with one. But nope. So, well, it turns out Taylor Swift fans don't

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take too kindly to that kind of stuff because one of them took a, maybe took a shot at Trump.

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Oh, he wasn't Swift. He wasn't. I don't know. No, somebody said something. I heard something

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about that. Okay, so you know, the media does not tell us shit. Yeah. Because so Trump came back

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from an event Friday night, was hanging out at Mar-a-Lago and at some point decided to go golfing.

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Right. The night before or the day of is unclear. Yeah. Yeah. But yet this guy was in the bushes

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since like two or three AM. He was there for 12 hours. Yeah. Okay. So I don't know exactly what

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time the shooting happened. I walk. Now, I'm still unclear. Did he even take any shots? Like,

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I don't, they say shots were fired. Yeah, shots were fired. But now then, then they said there was

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only the Secret Service shooting at him. Yeah, the media just doesn't tell us shit. I don't know.

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And like, well, so here's the thing, right? You know, Trump's going to go golfing sooner or later.

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Right. So if you just camp out there, like, you're going to get a shot out. But that's the thing.

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There's a golf course at Mar-a-Lago and they weren't on the Mar-a-Lago golf course. They were on a

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different course. Yeah. Okay. Close to his house, of course. I'm sure there's probably a lot of

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golf courses. Yeah. But you got to, you got to, you know, maybe it had like easy access to all the

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golf courses where he was camp. I don't know. Like, they're not giving us the end of what you said.

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In the bushes for 12 hours. I mean, like snacks and I'm assuming a pee bottle. I'm assuming.

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Well, just go in the bushes. They're bushes. Well, yeah, but you got to like pee and then you

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got to move around and, yeah, maybe. But he was also pretty sure that he's in the video

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getting off a bus to a Harris campaign. Huh. So, you know, he got like, I think, I think she's paying

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250 or 200, 200, 250 to all the people that come to her events. Yeah. Yeah. Because she's got to

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pay people to show up. Right. You saw that? We mentioned that. Yeah. So we, so people are like,

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why don't I have to show my ID? Why do I take a reservation? So they know you're

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strobes. They do the checkout to dumbass and make sure you're asking them. So, so I'm thinking

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they do a deep dive into this guy's bank account, which he has apparently none. Oh, nice.

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And look at the cash. Look for that like $200 check. Nothing would mean anything. It's not like

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here's maybe they paid him one arrow and always won't ever know. No way to know. But then it's

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like the guy travels all around the world. Yeah. No means of support. No.

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He was like a Ukraine training, like training Ukrainian military or something. No, he was

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not asked. He just showed up to help. And they go, no, they said no to him. He's too crazy.

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Too crazy. Too crazy for us, man. And again, we're in the Russian thing. Yeah.

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If he doesn't get to know about him. Yeah. And there was also another like early on,

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they were like saying, oh, he was a Trump fan because like he said, you know, in 2016, Trump

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was my guy, but then he fucked up and then I, but, but like everything else is Democrat. You

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know what I mean? Like, like he had one pro Trump sort of kind of message and then like 99%

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he was a Democrat because I then also got me thinking about all the shootings that have happened,

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political shootings that happen in our lifetime, which is not really a lot. I mean, you've got the

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Congressman softball game. Yeah. And I don't know why you've got the Reagan. Well, we got Kelly,

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Senator Kelly. It was an event in Arizona. Okay. Well, that was Gabby Gifford. Gabby Gifford.

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Yeah. And then there was Reagan. Yeah. So definitely the two shooters for those two,

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the Arizona one and the Illinois one was that they were Democrats. Okay. Now Hinkley, it's unclear.

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I thought he was just crazy. Well, but it's unclear what political party he followed. Yeah. So he

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must have been a Democrat. He was crazy and he looked like a Democrat. That wasn't, wasn't it the

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case that he wasn't politically motivated at all? Like I thought it was possible trying to impress

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Jody Foster. That's right. I forgot about the Jody Foster connection. And I don't know why Jody

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Foster would be impressed. Well, I actually, it's from the movie Taxi Driver, because remember,

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she was a 12 year old prostitute in Taxi Driver. Yeah. And Robert De Niro's character tries to

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shoot a senator. And then at the end of the movie, it's like he protects Jody Foster's character

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from the pimps. Yeah. And I think Hinkley was like trying to be Travis Bickle thinking if,

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I shoot Reagan, Jody Foster will date me or something. I don't know. I see the logic. Yeah,

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of course. No, no, no, it's a direct connection. Whatever. So, so the shooting in Florida, I mean,

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so whether you got shut off or not, I don't know what I don't think he did. But he was definitely

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there. He was within like, like a fairly close amount of where Trump would have been on the

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proper whole. Right. So they've already admitted to not searching the grounds before the golf event.

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They did not have any air patrol, no dogs, no nothing. Yeah. They basically, one guy stumbled

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upon the barrel sticking out of the bush, which is rule number one for snipers, don't

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fucking stick your barrel out of shit. Well, I mean, like, to be honest, how much, how much

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money should we spend on Trump and everyone else like Kamala Harris Biden, all that like,

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how many billions of dollars of my and your money should we spend protecting these fucking assholes

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who just want to like, take our rights away, like whichever one gets elected, they're going to

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take our rights away. Why are we spending money protecting them? Fuck you. Get your own protection

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or maybe have better policies so that people don't want to kill you all the time. People

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will volunteer to protect you. Right. Yeah, we would see one of those politicians. But like,

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no one ever took a shot at Ron Paul, you know why? Because Ron Paul is fucking great. He wants to

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give you your freedom. Yeah, I mean, yeah, he made sure I think the Senate as I see made it. He

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tried running for president. No, no, he was just Congress, just just a House member. Oh, he's in

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House. I thought he was a senator. Never made a senator. Yeah. Okay. I really thought he was a

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senator. Weird. I guess I didn't really pay attention. Yeah. But so I you know, so what is

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the deal? Is this our deep state at work? Deep state and competent? Well, okay, yes. But also,

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it's a complicated story where like, there's so when people say the deep state, there's not really

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a deep state. There's like 20 deep states. And a lot of them hate each other. Right. So like,

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they're actually fighting as you like the FBI and CIA historically have hated each other. Right.

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I don't know. Not so much. I'm not sure. But you know, in the past, they would like hide info

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from each other or trap each other's agent. Like, it's just so fucking stupid. And I mean, it's

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the financial incentives, right? Like, you get more money by putting away more bad guys. So you

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invent bad guys to put away and then you get more money. But then the others guys are like,

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well, wait a minute, we want more money too. So we're gonna they're in competition with each

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other. And yeah, there's there's there's no one deep state. It's all big fucking mess. But I mean,

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whoever whichever one's going after Trump would probably which is probably the the war pigs.

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Yeah, they have the war pigs. They're the most to lose. I mean,

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sorry, they don't have a lot of money, right? They got to you got to have your bottom of the

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barrel assassin. So maybe that's why they're getting their shooters of Walmart for? Yeah,

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exactly. Like, there's there's there's we can afford man, like, sorry.

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Man, but then you got the secret service. Yeah, what the fuck is up with them? I mean, like I said,

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like, are they in on it? Somebody had to call I mean, unless that do see that's what I want to

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know. When did he when did the shooter fly into Florida? When did he rent the car because he has

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no driver's license? Well, they got him alive. So like, he's alive, right? As to whether he wants

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to answer questions or not. That's up to him. Right. If you're listening, don't answer questions.

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I don't care if you are the worst guy in the world, don't answer questions. But just trying to set

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you up, man. So he might actually tell us things, right, especially if they offer you deals. Yeah,

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no, no. And now like another thing was, it was questionable as to who had jurisdiction, right,

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because the Florida State Police got in a big argument with the Secret Service and the feds,

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and they're like, no, no, we want him because he broke Florida laws. And he never actually broke

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any federal laws as far as we're gun charges, maybe. Right. So in Florida, well, he had illegal gun,

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which there should be no system. Well, he was a felon and he filed a serial number. Yes. And also

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in Florida, open carry is illegal. Unless you're fishing, unless you're fishing, camping or hiking.

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Yes. But he was doing, well, he might have been camping, actually. I mean, is that camping? I'm

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sitting in a bush. I don't know. It might be like he's going to argue it at least or his lawyer will.

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I would hope. I want to see, put that one on TV. But yeah, like, so right now he's in Florida

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State Police custody, I believe, and they're not letting him go. Would I say that he's doing,

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he's doing an investigation. Yes. Regardless of the FBI. Right. Good for him. I'll be fine now

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something because that would be really nice. Yeah, I mean, like if they offer the guy a deal,

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he might talk. He never know. Man, he didn't do anything at yet, right? Like he didn't make an

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irreversible decision. Right. What crime did he commit? And they caught him before. So, you know,

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like, I mean, because he could have said, no, I was just going to use a scope to view Trump.

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What is it going to shoot? This is the only one I had. I know, I don't have binoculars. I'm poor,

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but my truck's only $500. I was camping. I'm allowed to have a gun. What are you talking about?

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So yeah, I don't know, man. It's just bizarre. And then the chemical attack in Tucson,

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the Trump rally. I didn't hear this one. I didn't hear this one. Apparently,

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a bunch of people at Trump rally ended up going to the hospital and one's blind right now. I think

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she should, I think she should have come out of it, but yeah, there was like a dozen people poisoned.

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Are you sure? Like they just didn't have beans? Too much beans for lunch or?

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No, it was Tucson. It was Trump rally. Huh. I didn't hear this one. That's the thing.

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Yeah, it just came out today, but it happened last night. What's the chemical? Do you know?

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Or is anyone else? Well, I mean, like people were saying, if you just go get a blood sample of

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somebody who was poisoned and you come back and figure out what it is. You think? Yeah, but they,

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it's the FBI. Oh, so then it's like the head of secret service. He's like, man, it's really,

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really hard to guard Trump because so many people have guns out here. Yeah, fucker. That's it. So

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slope drops. America. They're scared of. And now he just, he just figured out Americans might or

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might not because we don't answer questions. Yeah. Own guns. Yeah. Well, I do like how they

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tried to cover this up in the media. Oh, really? With the, there was like a like five minutes of

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Trump coverage. And then, oh my God, P Diddy has been arrested. Oh, I was gonna get to that. So, yeah.

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Holy shit. Well, no, so there were two big news stories last week, which was the whistleblower

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for the Kamala debate. And oh, the dogs, the dogs. Oh, the cat. Oh, by the way, do you know who's

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upset the most? Do you see the dog song? Oh, dear God, go on TikTok and just put it like D.

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All dogs. But there's like a dog song, there's dog dances. But you know who's upset the most about

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this? The Hawk Tuah girl. What? I haven't seen her on camera yet. She's gone. 15 minutes. She's gone

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because we found out people eating dogs and cats. Now, hold on. Like, so I saw the two big videos

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going around and they were both bullshit. 100% bullshit. No, no, there's proof. It's on our

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X account right now. What are you talking about? I put it like an hour ago. Oh my God. No,

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the government is saying, okay, government is saying it's not existing. People are going to

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town council meetings in front of a microphone and talking to the town council. Who do you believe

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is lying? Well, there was one story where a woman was saying, oh, my cat's missing and the Haitian's

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ate him and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and they gave her like a voice and, you know,

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and oh, the cat was in the basement. Right. No, no, I'm okay. It was freaking out though. Well,

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but because there's this height, like you can't create this hype and then not expect people to

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participate. That's what people do. So there were two big videos that came out. One was

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there was like a shot of someone's backyard and there was like a standup grill. Yeah. And like

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there were animal carcasses sitting on the grill. But like it was obviously chickens.

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Maybe because there was a fucking claw, right? And cats don't have claws. It was a chicken.

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Okay. No, I mean like, like a talon claws. But was it their chicken? Because maybe that pet,

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maybe that was someone's pet chicken. Oh, yeah. Okay. They brought chickens to the fucking grocery

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store. So you just proved they're eating pets in Springfield, Ohio. No, I actually. And actually,

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that video was not even from Springfield, Ohio. That was from somewhere else from like two years ago.

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But it's, I'm going with the people that are going to the town council. I get it. They're

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fucking idiots. But the government. They're lying. So you agree the government? No, I agree that people

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are lying because they're fucking idiots. So the but the government government is in Ohio said

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it's not happening. I don't. So I'm not saying it's not happening because there's in a place with

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330 million people fucked up shit's going to happen. But I'm saying that these people that are

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making these assertions with zero evidence, they're just looking. So this is something that happened

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in East Germany. And this came out not long after the collapse of the Berlin Wall fell.

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So like in East Germany, they had this whole thing where you had to snitch on people. Right.

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And what they found out afterwards was people would just snitch on anybody. Right. Just to have

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someone to talk to. Right. So they would show up to the office and like, just not feel lonely

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by talking to the officer that what was the East German stazzi. And and and they would just

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snitch on people. So like, that's what's going on here. Right. You have these people, they're

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cat people. Right. Think about the average cat person. They're lonely.

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They just want someone to talk to. So they're going to go to the town hall and say, ah, those

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Haitians, they ate my cat. Yeah. But the one thing you have to agree with is fucking funny as hell.

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Oh, of course it's funny. So I mean, honestly, debunking, don't debunk it. I don't care. I'm

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enjoying it. But the other video that came out, now this was from Idaho, not even anywhere in the

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vicinity. And it was like an animal on a spit, like a whole animal. And it was, you know, turning

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on the spit. It was a goat or something. It's a fucking goat. It was a goat or sheep. Because

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and they're like, oh, they're roasting dogs. Oh my God, they're roasting dogs. And if you,

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because it had a tail, right, and people don't realize that goats and sheep have tails that

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normally get docked. Okay. Farmers usually dock the tail. But if they just grow, they have a tail.

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They have a long dog like tail. And if you zoom again, if you zoomed in, this motherfucking animal

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had huge incisor teeth and no canine teeth, like a little gap where the canine teeth would be.

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How that's a sheep. How far are you getting on this video? I mean, it's you like zoom in.

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Yes, you just zoom in. What the fuck. I laugh. The guy is a dog. I move on to the next. But the

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thing is, okay, you have these big voiced accounts like DC Drano and and Wokeness and they were

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reposting the other fucking dogs. And it's like, dude, you're obviously from a city. And so am I,

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to be fair, you don't know what a fucking dog carcass looks like compared to a sheep carcass.

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Like shut the fuck up, stop posting this shit. Well, but seriously, the reason I kind of believe

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this one, well, a couple reasons. But honestly, I don't find it that, I don't find it that out of

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the question. They come from a third world country. If it's got fur and four legs and

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Haitian, they're probably eating it. No, they're humans. They're, they're later was like barbecue

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or something. The ones that stayed there. But no, but I'm saying though, in a third world country,

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I mean, if we go to like India, and we see we're hungry, we see that cow walking by that's all

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tripping. No, you're not. Because we're Americans, we're gonna, oh, that's a fucking cow, dude.

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Yeah, but you're not going to kill the cow and start dragging it back to your hotel. If you were

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hungry, I would want to eat it. No, you would look for a restaurant or something. What are you

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talking about? If you were hungry, you had no other choice. No, dude, I would eat the cow. They have

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plenty of choice. They're Haitians, they have jobs, they're here legally. So the legally thing here,

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what's their legal status? Let me look into this. I thought it was like asylum or refugee.

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It's immigrant, immigrant, immigrant probation. Yeah, that's probably what they did. Which is

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probably stepped before refugee, but, but for a whole long time. So who, what other companies took

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refugees from Asia? I don't know, who cares? No, no, I don't, again, I believe they're shipping

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them in for other reasons. If no other companies, countries stepped up and took in the refugees,

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just like we've taken refugees from other countries, when other, all countries get together and they,

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and they take as many as they can. We're getting them all and they're all going to fucking Ohio and

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Pennsylvania. So what? So what? What's going to happen? So in November, when the election happens,

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they can't vote. Dude, they're already, they're already finding them. Oh my God, they can't vote.

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Okay, Pennsylvania has a law that says get a beverage, nice things, get a ballot.

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Pennsylvania has it. It doesn't matter if you read the ballot, it says if you are not a citizen,

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you cannot vote. Oh, okay. Just like the gun free zone, take this, put the gun down and walk away.

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Okay, but then they're going to show up and hand in the ballot and then the guys can say,

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sorry, you can't vote. A lot of immigrants voted last time around. How do you know this? Where are

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you getting this info? Where did you have it? He's given a ton of proof. He's given proof that

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ballots are missing, that signatures were not verified. He hasn't given any proof that immigrants

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voted. I'll see if I can find that video. Oh my God, this is ridiculous. Like, that's just not

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what's going on here. And they're not, they're not like looking at little kitty with the fucking

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collar that says the address of the owner and saying, oh, that looks like good eats. Let's just

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grab that. That color makes it easy for them to pick it up. They're not doing that. I'm telling you.

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This shit is so stupid. I mean, like, it's got to stop, right? Republicans are making themselves

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really bad doing this. And they're going to lose a lot of votes. Oh, I think they got a lot of

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traction on it. No, they're not. Because they're absolutely not like they're going to, they're

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going to fire up their own idiot base, who's going to vote for them anyway. But you're making

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independents realize, wait, you guys are fucking retarded. Like Kamala Harris is fucking retarded.

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And you're trying to be her polar opposite, but you're fucking retarded. Yeah, but any memes or

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any videos online is going towards humor. So it is. There's a difference between a meme and

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here's a video of a roasting sheep. Let's call it dog and blame Haitians. Well, yeah, I mean,

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I'm not searching that stuff up. So I'm only getting the funny stuff. No, I know, but I'm

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getting the funny stuff. I mean, like somebody, you know, I know you don't like cat turd, but

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he's his icon as a picture of a cat. Right. So nobody mean Trump holding the cat turd and running

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for the run for the hills. That kind of stuff is funny. But like these high profile accounts,

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right, stop fucking cheating up genuine hatred. You're not you're not memeing,

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you're not being funny. Oh, let it go. I'm really enjoying that. I'm telling you, man,

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shit's gonna happen like bad shit's gonna happen because of this. That's just gonna happen anyway

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because the election, but different batshit. Yeah, well, there was like apparently some bomb

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threats, but then they were fake or again, I don't I don't media just doesn't tell us shit. Right.

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Oh, the bomb found at the Trump rally in New York over the weekend. I didn't see this one either.

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So this is the story. This is the so an FBI agent went on camera and said pretty much this.

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A bomb was reported. There was a gentleman out here training his bomb sniffing dog.

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And he came across a live bomb and reported it. Now people are saying, well, if you're training

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a bomb sniffing dog, you have to have a live bomb. You have to have the the the the gunpowder has to

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be in there. Well, it doesn't have to be a live bomb. It just needs the components.

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What was what but it needs like the gunpowder and stuff. Yeah, right. But then they go and he's

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in custody. Yeah. So so maybe he put the bomb there. But he called it in and he had a bomb sniffing

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dog with him. Well, and he it wouldn't be the first time like someone tried to be the hero

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after making the problem. No, it was Richard Jewel. Yeah, but he was genuinely innocent.

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Yeah. Oh, he was generally innocent. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And Clint Eastwood made a great

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movie about that actually. Did you check it out? Yeah, probably. But but we don't know maybe

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that this guy didn't do it on purpose either. No, I'm not saying he did. I'm just saying like

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it's no it's not impossible. Um, yeah. So we so you got that. I mean, it's just I mean,

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I don't know. I mean, and the bomb could have been a non story, a non story. But then you get

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these old nuggets out of the media and goes away. You're like, right, you follow up on that.

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That's weird. Um, yeah. So well, speaking of speaking of the media and the feds,

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I know we've talked about Jeremy Kaufman a little bit on the show. He's the he's the guy who runs the

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Libertarian Party in New Hampshire accounts. Okay. And I don't know if you followed any of the

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there was a fight or something about him. Yeah. So he made a spicy tweet. And he said he basically

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I'm quoting here. So don't don't come after us. What he said was, if someone were to murder Kamala

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Harris, that person would be a hero. That's what he said. Okay, that's what he said. And so it got

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everybody all up in arms. Are you shouldn't talk like that? And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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And like, I agree. Like it's incendiary. I think the use of the word murder was a bad idea because

22:08

murder implies that they're innocent and you're the bad guy. Okay. Whereas,

22:15

if the if your whole argument is going to be their politicians, they're attacking us,

22:20

you should be defending yourself, right? You're not murdering, you're defending yourself. Okay. So

22:23

you should have changed the language around. But the feds, they visited him. Oh, knock on the door.

22:30

And he recorded the whole thing. So he was like, I need your names and badge numbers. And they're

22:36

like, Well, we're not going to tell you unless you stop recording. Yeah, I saw the video, but I

22:40

didn't know that's what it was about. Yeah, yeah. So that was that was about and they basically like

22:45

he didn't make an actual threat because like he stated an opinion. And and they knew it and he

22:51

knew it and he knew they do it. So he was just trolling them a little bit. And eventually they

22:55

walked away because they're little bitches and they have no warrants. And there's really nothing

22:59

they can do. And it was more shitstorm right in chase Oliver and some of the people on his side

23:08

coming out condemning who chase Oliver, your buddy, your best buddy. Oh, yeah, that guy who's a fake

23:14

libertarian. That's right. And he was like, Oh, this is we condemn this language and you know,

23:21

like, and everyone's not in fighting and libertarianism at what's new, right?

23:25

Oh, so chase Oliver didn't stand up for freedom of speech.

23:28

Yeah. So there's that. Wait, libertarians. So we don't we're against the first amendment. I know

23:35

we're pro second, but we're not pro first. Apparently some of them four and five. Do we care

23:39

about those? Well, I mean, a bunch of chase Oliver doesn't think the modern well, so here's the funny

23:43

thing. A while back, chase Oliver tweeted something with his with his AR 15 and his poorly shot target

23:52

with the bad groupings. And he said, armed gays are harder to oppress. Right. Now you agree with

24:00

that statement, right? Are you going to cover that? Why? Why are gay is harder to oppress?

24:07

Well, okay, so, so I guess I need another two definition of oppression. Is it is it a

24:12

is it a verbal thing or is it a physical thing? Or physical thing? Okay, so you so you can't

24:16

oppress somebody who's why was it error 15 that cannot shoot it? Why not? Well, I mean, he missed

24:23

you. Okay, but you're still going to charge ahead? I mean, but there are any body would be harder to

24:29

oppress. Well, but why? Because of the gun. What's the gun going to do? Well, the gun's going to

24:35

jump out of the guy's arms, run around the streets, you start shooting people randomly,

24:39

because that's what guns do. Oh, no, that was wrong. That was a cartoon I saw. Yeah,

24:43

he's gonna be in his hand. Nothing will happen. Well, then he's then you can oppress him because

24:48

nothing will happen. Well, I guess if he tried, I guess he was if he was mad enough, he could go

24:52

ahead and murder you. Oh, he could he could shoot you. He could murder you. Yes. So he's so he's in

24:57

favor of political violence. Oh, wow, there's a long fucking road to get here. Next time he's

25:02

writing down a piece of paper and slide it over which is the very thing he's trying to condemn.

25:07

When Jeremy Kaufman says it, and I don't like dude, and he's again, he's running for the

25:13

Democrat president, right? No, libertarian. The ones that are against the First Amendment.

25:19

And apparently the second one, no, he's still pro second. Yeah, well, but not for Jeremy Kaufman.

25:23

Right. Well, but yeah, okay. Oh, that's right, because of the words. Okay. It's confusing.

25:28

See, like this, this is this is the real reason why I don't like him. It's not the

25:33

whatever bullshit you like. He's vaxed and boosted. Yeah, I don't care. Do like do

25:37

you do what you want with your own body? I don't give a fuck. I agree with that. You

25:40

want to take poison and take poison. Don't run for the head of the Libertarian Party.

25:44

There's that but like the it's really the messaging, right? We need someone that's strong

25:48

on messaging. But if you're gonna have a strong, oh, I'm sorry to make first pay boys, sorry.

25:53

I was just trying to do a little less. If you're going to bitch out every time someone says something

25:56

that's not illegal, just because it's mean, and it hurts them feelings that you can't be our leader.

26:04

Right. That's my whole thing. Yeah. But you okay, so I'm gonna jump on this sooner than I thought.

26:11

I mean, you we do realize that Harris is going to ban free speech.

26:15

Of course. Okay. I mean, this is I mean, whether she does it or not, she will make the attempt.

26:20

Yes. And I don't mean she's just gonna say it and not doing she's what she's going to make the

26:23

attempt. Right. We talked about last week that NGO got hired to investigate.

26:27

They're going to go after acts for sure. Yeah. I mean, she said that. Right.

26:30

Don't believe that that I'm gonna go after acts. She's again, so they want to take our free speech

26:34

away. And then the video today, I don't think she said today, but it's a recent video.

26:39

To legal gun owners. Just because your legal gun owners does not mean we can't come into your

26:45

house. Yeah, yeah, you're storing a property. That's actually from 2007. Oh, is that? Yeah.

26:50

Okay. Yeah. So like that was she was talking about a California gun law.

26:56

Okay. I got off work. I really doubt she's changed her mind. No, no, she she has said I

27:02

posted a video on X couple of weeks ago that clearly said Congress 100 days.

27:05

Right. Yeah. That was reasonable. Yeah. Because that's the only that one has

27:09

been because of what she said. Right. So yeah, she hasn't changed her mind from 2007.

27:14

So one's gone. Two's gone. Apparently four is gone. Yep. Because you can march right in our

27:18

house King George everybody's marching right in. Good luck with that. So and if we have if we were

27:26

to get into war, let's say in the spring, yeah, who do you think the president would be?

27:31

Well, well, Harris. Yeah, because trouble and I don't think Trump will go to war.

27:35

Well, depends on I mean, yeah, if we're talking like Russia or Israel or one of the

27:41

usual suspects, let's say, yes, here's what Harris would do that. But like Trump would go to war

27:47

if someone attacked us, for example, I think, yeah, I'm assuming this status quo.

27:51

Yeah, say I don't know what they were here back where we're here did our year anniversary show

27:55

on Mars. So you got the president will start a good as an award ban free first amendment

28:04

ban the second amendment ban the fourth amendment. I'm pretty sure I would actually be 10 to we got

28:08

there 10 in there. Yeah, of course. Well, pretty soon, she's going to try to ban the one that

28:14

covered the neighbor's wife. Oh, no, no, that's not that's that's a commandment. That's a 10

28:18

commandment. Jesus, we got rules in this fucking country. I can't cover my neighbor's wife. I can't

28:24

murder somebody down the street because they're an asshole. Oh, I'm so tired. You last rules.

28:31

Yeah. So let's go ahead and I can't interrupt you on the on the pdiddler story because I wanted

28:36

to tie in the two stories from last weekend. Okay. But yeah, the pdiddler is in custody. Yeah.

28:42

Apparently he was a lot worse than we thought he was even because they were saying like he ran

28:47

like a whole fucking Epstein Island thing. Holy shit, man. I still want to know if if he

28:53

you know, but there's confusing stories there too. I'm just curious if Justin Bieber got popularity

28:59

for me at those parties. And I mean, I think they all do don't they like if you don't go to

29:03

a party, don't get famous. Try to say something that was saying, you know, ain't no slacks.

29:06

Well, yeah, of course, rape the little boy. That's what we do again. But

29:10

but yeah, no, there is some just disgusting stories coming up. But the lawyer is like,

29:15

nothing illegal. Everything was consensual. Okay. So the lawyer only if they're 12 years old. Yeah,

29:20

I was approaching 12 year old. Well, he said the confusing part is he would hire he would drug

29:25

his women to have sex with male prostitutes. Okay. That's what's said in the story.

29:31

What's the background stuff?

29:34

Prostitutes. I don't know. Are they all gay? Maybe. I don't know. I don't understand that.

29:41

I've never been a fan of his. I don't follow his words. No, I know. But so but his lawyer is sort

29:47

of very interesting tactic. Yeah. And I actually commend him on this as for a lawyer because

29:51

you're a scumbag anyway, because you're a lawyer. There might be like one, maybe two of you out there

29:55

that are half bad. But I do agree with Shakespeare. Kill all lawyers. His lawyer goes, Oh, no, no, we

30:05

we're going to fight this case. Yeah. We want all the evidence to come out. I'm like, Oh, there you

30:09

go. Okay. PD PD Diddley is either gonna he's gonna get killed in prison, or he's gonna be let out and

30:14

all charges dropped. Interesting. Because that's that's the genius way to handle this. Yeah. Because

30:21

just go, Sure, let's go. Yeah, yeah, because you're gonna name me all more powerful people and

30:25

those videos. Yeah. My liberty safe. Oh, great. It's gone. Oh, so Pete Diddler is

30:36

who is he? Is he tough enough to beat off the prison boys? No. Is he getting raped in prison?

30:44

Probably. No, he's famous. Like, where did our Kelly go to jail at? I have no idea. Because I know,

30:50

I think it was in Illinois. Huh? Because he peed on the 14 year old girl in a limo, I think in

30:55

Chicago. Okay. That sounds about right. Yeah. And because he lived in Chicago, he was holding

30:58

hostages at his house. I mean, not officially these women that couldn't leave. What the fuck?

31:03

I know. What is with these people? So they're so they're not in the same prison. Okay. Has

31:07

we checked them are coming? Uh, I can't do his time. No, he peed on a 15 year old girl. I get it,

31:14

but you don't get time for that. You get time for that year and a half. You pee on a 18 year old girl.

31:19

You're a porn star. They don't care about that shit. Let's see our Kelly.

31:26

I think he's still locked up. So no. So yeah, so the Diddler I'm not sure because right now all

31:34

the charges don't even out. They got enough for a grand jury. So yeah, our Kelly has been out. I

31:39

mean, like he's been fucking putting out albums and shit. Really? Yeah. That's what he says on

31:45

Wikipedia. Oh, they've never lied to me before. Well, no, no, there was a college professor said,

31:53

you cannot use Wikipedia as a, this was even go back before we are new all this shit. This is

31:58

like back in like the, the seven or eight and you can't use Wikipedia as a viable source

32:04

because it's not because I went on my Wikipedia account two years ago and I put that I'm an adjunct

32:11

professor and here I'm not a adjunct. I'm just a professor and no one's called it yet. Like what?

32:18

Really? Oh, so nothing to wrap up, but our Kelly was acquitted on all charges.

32:24

Thank you. Not guilty. I could have sworn it. Well, I know he went to jail because maybe

32:31

he took him to jail for processing and shit, but he went to trial and not guilty.

32:36

I guess I should. Oh, wow. I really thought he went to jail with Peter on that girl.

32:41

So you're right. It is, it is, it is they go to pee on 15 year olds.

32:44

Well, no, if you're famous. Yes. So I might have you. I might have a breaking video next week.

32:52

So I guess I had to go to work today because I had to do a meeting. Okay. Apparently one of the

32:57

girlfriends of one of our residents, apparently this is all on camera, peed on some toilet paper.

33:04

She peed on the toilet paper and then just put it all over his car. Now, I don't care about the car

33:09

thing. They're telling me her peeing on the toilet paper is on camera. So we might have an exclusive

33:16

video. You go put it on her X, we can go viral, get some more fans. But so I haven't seen the video

33:23

yet. Okay. Do you put the toilet paper on the ground or are you holding your hand? I don't know. I've

33:26

never, I never peed as a woman. I don't know what that's like. Oh, I think Oh, I thought you were

33:31

born a woman. No, I mean, look at you. I've had a conversation with you. Yes, look at me. I have no

33:38

hair. Well, you can shape that. I have a beard. Oh, you showed yourself on the internet. No one knows

33:44

what I look like. So I'm running for Congress. What are you talking about? Keep it on the down low.

33:51

So actually, I want to go to a different country for a little bit. Australia. Australia might. Oh,

33:56

what are they doing? So Australia passed a new law. Now you talked about coming out of Harris,

34:01

ban free speech. These motherfuckers are fucking nuts. And they banned all sorts of shit like memes

34:08

and and the one I wanted to focus on was causing a harm to public confidence in the banking system.

34:17

So if you tell someone in Australia to take their money out of the bank because you can't trust the

34:22

banks, that's illegal. That's hard. So all of our fans in Australia, take your money out of the bank

34:28

quickly. Bank run that fucking shit. Go ahead, prosecute me. Fuck heads. They're doing the weird

34:34

law. The UK is doing it. Ireland's doing it. Yeah. Oh, Canada. I mean, they've always been weird.

34:40

But I mean, even here, my orcas threaten all of us. In the press conference, the last week or this,

34:46

the last week or this week is like, if you say there's election fraud, we're coming after you.

34:52

I'm like, wait, what? And the governor of Michigan back, she did a similar speech as well.

34:58

It won't come after me, bitch. There's election fraud.

35:01

And no, it's just, it's getting insane. I mean, I mean, I still say they're not going to Trump

35:06

at the White House, but Harris can't win. I mean, she can't swim. She will.

35:13

No, no, no, no. No. Oh, dude. See, okay, I guess we're defining the word win differently. You're

35:21

saying Harris can't get the number of votes, which leads to the electoral college, which leads to blah,

35:28

blah, blah, blah, blah. Right. And I'm saying they're going to give her the trophy. I don't give

35:31

a fuck. Oh, so she's getting the keys to the White House. Yes. No matter how many votes she steals.

35:36

Right. Like you're saying, oh, but the score at the end of the game will be this. And I'm like,

35:40

yeah, but she gets the ring. It doesn't matter what the score is.

35:43

Oh, so they're going to do stuff like make you guys argue a lot, make people go up and ask stupid

35:48

questions and solve the process down, that kind of stuff. Oh, wait, no, that was a little bit

35:51

terry. I'm like, Jesus, I'm confused today. You're always confused. He's talking about what I say.

35:57

I'm like, hey, I got a, hey, I got breaking news. I may have an exclusive photo. Yeah.

36:01

Did I talk about this already? You mean video?

36:04

That's the video.

36:08

Oh, I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

36:12

You're seeing, of course, you're seeing everybody. You're seeing grown men naked.

36:19

Great. There's gonna be a clip.

36:22

Guys, clip this.

36:25

Well, yeah, but it's a classic movie line. So everybody knows. Oh, what else? I mean, you

36:29

got, so what else do we miss? I mean, there's still a lot of stuff. I didn't have notes to

36:32

write down a whole lot. Like put a few here and there. You know how I let you do the

36:37

put stuff. Judge McCormick, McCone, or whatever the fuck his name is, Sean, Sean, his daughter

36:42

has been called in front of Congress. For what? They want to know if her company and the judge

36:46

talked, used to turn over any documentation. Weird. How they can get away with that?

36:53

Yeah, well, that's how it works. What else? There was a few other things where we at now,

36:58

time was 40 minutes in. So might be a good time to shut our fucking mouth. Yeah, it was.

37:03

It was weird thing. It wasn't a slow news week. I mean, like, you know, there's a second assassination

37:09

attempt. You think that's a huge story, but nobody talked about it. I mean, like it's,

37:14

and I got through all the stuff I wanted to get through. So yeah, no, I mean, there was,

37:18

I had a weird busy week, you know, the night wasn't at work today and just confuses.

37:22

But we will be having our barbecue party on Saturday this weekend. And if you've already

37:28

asked me to feed, I've given you the details. If you don't want to address, you're not invited.

37:31

Then you can come. We'll try and do it next year and book those tickets now. It's going to be the

37:38

same, not the same date, I don't think, because we're going to try and do the harvest moon theme.

37:43

Oh, okay. So the weekend after the harvest moon will, that'll be the date. That is cool.

37:50

What advice you have for people on the computer?

37:53

Yeah, so I want to talk about self hosting your own matrix server.

37:57

So we do have a matrix chat room, and we invite you guys all to come in.

38:02

And that's where we do our moon arrow giveaways and all that stuff.

38:06

But I noticed a lot of people when they get into matrix, they join on matrix.org.

38:12

And so matrix.org are the people that define the matrix standards.

38:17

And anybody could take those standards and develop server software or client software or

38:21

anything they want. But they currently have the biggest software out there.

38:27

And what most people do is they'll download the matrix official software,

38:31

and then they'll go to matrix.org and sign up for an account.

38:35

Now, the whole design of matrix is to be federated. And what federated means is it's decentralized,

38:43

but not peer to peer. So the kind of idea is I can host a server and add my friends and family.

38:50

You can also server and add your friends and family. And then we can connect our servers.

38:55

And that way my friends and family can talk to your friends and family through that server

38:58

connection. Let's not do that. We don't have to do that. That's the joy. So like one server can

39:03

just say I don't want to talk to that server that guy's an asshole. But when you run a server,

39:12

so okay, let's go on a different tack. Most of these public servers like matrix.org,

39:17

or if you just Google like make, you know, public matrix server, they require an email

39:22

or some personal info for you to sign up. And you shouldn't really have to give that info.

39:27

Right, right. So like if I have a server for my friends and family, I don't give a fuck what

39:31

their email is if they don't want to give me an email, whatever. So you kind of want to avoid

39:37

giving away your details if you can. Now, whatever server you belong to can actually spy on you

39:42

with with the metadata that you're sending. So so matrix does support end to end encryption.

39:48

So they cannot spy on your conversations. But they can know who you were talking to at what time,

39:55

when you connect and disconnect, which rooms you're associated with, that kind of stuff.

40:02

So like you don't want to give that to matrix.org, for example, you'd rather trust your friends

40:07

and family with it or yourself, right? Yep. And the biggest issue is that I noticed this myself

40:14

when I was poking around in the database. So when you sign up for a matrix account,

40:19

you get what's called a access key. And the access key basically is what lets you share your account

40:28

across different devices. So if you have your your phone, and then your desktop, you have the same

40:33

access key, that way you can use both devices. Okay. And I noticed in the database, I could see

40:39

all my users access keys. So that means I can pretend to be them. Now, it is possible for them to

40:47

detect this. I'm so sorry for those people. Well, so that's the thing is it is possible for them to

40:52

see if I'm doing that. So like what'll happen is, if I write a message as Ron, Ron's username,

40:58

Ron will see a big red shield saying, Hey, you have an unidentified user on your account.

41:04

So like, yes, you can see if it happening. But you still don't want to do that. So that's why

41:09

you'd really want to host your own matrix server, or at least get someone in your friend circle.

41:13

Trust. Yeah. So there's two, I guess, main server softwares right now. And again, it's an open

41:22

protocol. So you can develop your own if you're into that kind of thing. But the one officially

41:27

supported by matrix org is synapse. And that's what we're running on ours right now. It's written

41:32

in Python, which is a fairly easy language to develop in. But it's an interpreted language. So

41:38

it's a little bit slower. And it does have the most features of any other server software at the moment.

41:45

And the other big one is called dendrite. It's written in Google Go language. So that's a compiled

41:51

language. So it's going to run a lot faster. Now you do have to compile it yourself if you're running

41:55

it on different devices and all that kind of shit. But you I'm sure you already know that if

41:58

you're into this kind of thing. It is supported by the official matrix at our team. So you do have

42:05

communication going back and forth with that. The feature set is quickly catching up to synapse.

42:10

So in the next year or so, it's probably going to overtake it. And the best thing about dendrite,

42:15

which is why I'm considering switching our matrix over to it, is dark web support is coming soon.

42:21

So right now, none of the matrix servers support native dark web. Like everything is done over

42:26

the normal internet. And then one of my buddies in the dark web chat room is actually working on

42:32

getting dendrite to work over the dark web. So once that comes out, I'm going to try and do a

42:38

migration over and be on the dark web. So it just that seems weird because they would have to

42:46

talk to the internet. And it's a dark web. Well, so the way it works is the way that dark web works

42:54

is you're still on the internet, right? Yeah. But your your everything is triple encrypted or

43:00

quadruple encrypted or whatever. So you're still a browser as well. You don't have to be. Okay. Yeah,

43:06

you you can't you some sites you are but not like matrix is a separate piece of software. But

43:11

so like what's happening is my computer is talking to your computer. And then let's say I

43:18

want to use a matrix server. Let's call it Ron dark dark web. Okay, now I don't know

43:25

whose computer hosts Ron dark web, right? Because it's it's on the dark web. That's the whole point.

43:29

I don't know whose computer it is. So you're like, okay, so what I would do is I would ask all the

43:34

computers I'm connected to whose addresses I do know. I would say, Hey, do you know Ron dark

43:38

dark web? And most of them might say no, I don't know who Ron dark web is. And then one of them

43:43

will say, Yeah, I know Ron dark web. Let me let me hook you up. So that it will talk to Ron dark

43:48

web and say, Hey, I'm trying to get a connection from Dave. And then round out dark web will say,

43:53

Yeah, okay, send it over. So then I will bundle up an encrypted packet and send it over. Okay. And

44:00

then it'll get to you. It'll get to Ron dark web somehow. And I don't know how, because it's all

44:05

encrypted along the whole way. Okay, and like, you don't know who I am either. Right. So like,

44:09

now we're both talking to each other, but we don't know who each other is. Okay, that's how

44:12

that's kind of how the dark web works. No, I didn't know if there was like a communication or not.

44:16

If you know, yeah, for sure. Well, I mean, ultimately is but there's no way to spy on it. That's the

44:21

Okay, because of that whole process. So let's talk about a little couple downsides with matrix.

44:28

It is very resource heavy. So I originally I tried to set it up on one of the late potato boards

44:32

that I had. Yeah. And it worked for like peer to peer talk. But if I tried to join a large room,

44:39

like it would just totally choke. Okay, so I did move that over to a more powerful device.

44:45

And you'll need to do that if you want to self host. Now your your ISP has to allow you to do

44:52

port forwarding and or or upnp. Most ISPs are allowing that nowadays, you might get a rare

45:00

situation where they don't but you know, just check. You probably need a domain name or static IP

45:06

address or a dynamic DNS service. Domains are fucking cheap, like just go grab one, like it's

45:14

like 10 bucks for five years. You know, like you have no excuse to have a domain name. You do need

45:19

to set up SSL certificates, which is the encryption process for the clear the normal website or normal

45:27

internet websites. But that's actually super easy nowadays to okay, you know, like 10, 10 years ago,

45:33

you had a fucking paid $1,000 to some dumb ass corporation and have them do it for you.

45:38

Now there's a company out there called Let's Encrypt, and they just give you free SSL certificates.

45:42

Oh, so you go to Let's Encrypt, they walk you through the process, you get your search, you

45:47

install them. And again, they walk you through everything. So it's really fucking easy. So get

45:51

that shit done. And then you probably you don't have to do this, but you probably want to place

45:57

in either Apache or an engine X reverse proxy in front of your matrix server.

46:02

And that just like filters out bad actors and other malformed requests and all that shit.

46:08

And also let you have better control on your network of your of that matrix server.

46:12

So you can, you know, only allow certain addresses to come in and whatever.

46:17

So that's going to lead us to our Monero giveaway.

46:19

Okay. Whoever joins our matrix chat first from their own self hosted matrix server.

46:28

Oh, okay. Get the Monero. And you're gonna have to prove that you own that domain name.

46:33

Oh, but they don't have questions. Well, then they don't get the Monero.

46:37

Okay, that's how it works. So yeah, like, it's not for everybody, but you should look into it,

46:44

at least learn the process and go through it. And if you don't like it, you can throw it away.

46:50

But you will be self learning. And you know, in our chat room, I'll help you out if you need help.

46:56

But it to get more people off of matrix.org and onto their own server is really what matrix

47:02

itself is about. So let's, let's get it done. Let's do it. And that's it. I just want to point out

47:09

that you said matrix like 50 times. Okay. At no point they say what about Keanu Reeves?

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I don't know. Did I say matrix more or less than I say retard?

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You see, but you always say retarded. So it's really hard to even, you know, kind of figure that

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up. But then I thought about, he could, he didn't mention Keanu Reeves Python. You said Python too.

47:30

I just put them together. What is Keanu Reeves doing the matrix? He was a matrix. Well,

47:34

Python is a name for a dick. So there's a lot of women out there that want to see Keanu Reeves

47:39

Python and they know what I'm saying. Okay. There was a political story. It's quick and it's kind

47:45

of funny. Did you, did you meet walls Mickey Mouse walls as wife? Of course I didn't.

47:51

You see our TV. No, I didn't know. Oh, dear God. Watch the video. Walls as wife. All you got to do.

47:58

It's going to come up. And if it doesn't just put in the word eyes after it. Yes. Oh, God. No,

48:03

dude. She's fucking insane. And she's, she's talking to the crowd like their first graders.

48:13

Because apparently at one point, Camilla Harris must have said, turn the page. Yeah. So she's,

48:19

this is her on stage with that mind you, you got to understand here and say this is not possible,

48:24

but her eyes were going in different directions. And it's not even like a retard or handicap thing.

48:29

She's just fucking nuts. Turn the page. Turn the page. Oh my God. And we mentioned that with the

48:37

eyeballs buried a bounce out of her head. I think one try coming over here actually.

48:43

Holy fuck. That's creepy. You don't even need sound on that. Look at those eyeballs. Jesus.

48:53

Oh my God. What is going on? Now he's getting into it. Well, this is like when I go snap. Wow.

48:59

That's I, yeah, let's keep her off stage. She's not. I think any woman could be worse

49:09

than Harris. Crazy eyes. But fuck. Yeah. You haven't seen the video. Go look it up, man. It's just

49:14

eyeballs are going. Wow. And one person like had to duck. So the eyeball went over their head

49:18

and bounced back in her head. They went everywhere. Yeah. Cool. Okay. What do you got?

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It might be an easy one because it's really even if I wanted to do a tutorial, I don't really know

49:30

how I would do it. So it's just more of a piece of advice, whether you're a prepper or you want to

49:34

be a survivalist or how you just do anything in life. One of the skills we've, at least I've kind

49:40

of like let slip. And I think a lot of other people have, when's the last time besides your shoes,

49:45

when's the last time you actually tied a knot on non-clothing related stuff?

49:49

Um, I don't know. Non-clothing that's it's, could you tie a figure eight knot right now?

49:54

Could you tie a square knot? You could still do it. I have an eagle's got. Yeah. No, I learned,

49:58

I used to know them all too, but you still remember them. Yeah, I've met all of them,

50:01

but I do remember the basic ones, clove hitch, trailer hitch. So basically, I remember that stuff.

50:08

Get yourself some pieces of rope and try different knots, try different things,

50:12

because it may come in handy sometime. Yeah. Whether you're, you know, you just set up shelter,

50:18

restrain a 15 year old so you can pee on them if you're a Kelly.

50:21

Um, what else? I mean, I'm sure. I want to learn what knots are for what purposes. Right. Because

50:27

that's like, you can't just tie any old fucking knot and expect everything to work. So I was going

50:31

for a diddy joke, I'll back off. So yeah, but that's the thing. It's like each knot, you know,

50:36

you have to slip knots, you want to hang somebody, you need a certain knot for that. Bull line.

50:40

So learn what knots are and practice them. Yeah. And that's the key thing. So because it's,

50:46

you want to be able to do it through muscle memory. Yeah. If you ever need to tie a knot.

50:50

I actually did learn a new knot a couple months ago. Oh, really? Yeah. So I wear these,

50:56

like track pants when I go to the casino. Yeah. Because it's super comfortable and you have like

51:00

zipper pockets. You keep your casino. You wear a matching jacket with the sweatpants. No, I don't

51:05

do the whole Russian thing. Okay. Um, but so like usually there's no way to tighten them, right? So

51:11

over they have a string to tighten them. But if you do like a bow, it just doesn't fucking work

51:18

because you can't keep it tight while you're tying the bow. So I learned a new knot that

51:24

there's a little hook up, like there's a loop on it and you grab the loop. Okay. And you pull the

51:28

other end of the string and it tightens your pants. Oh, okay. I don't know the name of the knot,

51:33

but like I learned how to tie it and I got it down and I do it every day down. It's great.

51:36

There you go. You can, so because of a knot, a whole bunch of people in the casino didn't see

51:41

Dave's junk. There you go. And we're all thankful for that. Exactly. So no, I mean, but knots are

51:46

important and it's not something you're ever going to do, but make yourself do it. Just kind of learn

51:52

what to do and how to do it. It's kind of fun too. If you got kids, do it with the kids.

51:56

Yeah, just do it like I'm instead of a 50 spinner, practice your knots.

51:59

Yeah. I mean, you can get like in the bondage and stuff with your wife or whatever you want.

52:02

Whatever you want. I don't care. I don't care. All kinds of cool knots are used for a lot of things.

52:06

Keeping Dave's pants up. We don't have to scare the children. All kinds of stuff like that. So

52:11

we hit the hour mark and we're 52 minutes. It's actually not bad for us.

52:15

It's clean one out. Yeah. Yeah. About that. People are like, it's not them. It's a deep fake.

52:20

It's less than an hour. All right, everyone. Thanks for listening. Come back next week and we'll

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have to see you next week. More shit. Whatever happens, but now I'm turning down then at least

52:31

one more assassination attempt. I mean, it's gotta be. I mean, it's just asked me at this point.

52:35

All right. Bye. Thank you for joining us at the Kennedy and the Cage podcast.

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