Alright, welcome to the Canary in the Cage podcast. I'm Ron Morgan, my co-host Dave
Havlicek. We are here to entertain you, educate you, and hopefully make you laugh at least
once or twice. So, holy shit, what the fuck is going on in this world? Well, we got a
new president. Yeah, we do. And he's changing everything up. Everybody's moving stuff around
because even in and out Burger Now has said, oh, I would get it. Our fries suck. That wasn't
them. That's a parody account. Oh, was it? Yeah, I saw that. I saw that last bit, but
their fries do suck. They do suck. Come on, guys, like double fry. It's all you got to
do is you got to double fry them. No, and add some salt. Stop using cardboard to make
your fries. No, there's natural potatoes. You see the potatoes. There's no way there's
natural potatoes. You can see them. They're doing something stupid with those things. They're
not double frying and they're not adding salt. So what are in and out? Change your fucking
fries. But the burgers are delicious. Five guys use this real French. Yeah, fries are
good. But they taste good. But I do want to say that in and out burgers are the best.
The burgers are the best. The fries suck. It's like you get the bag, you take a few
fries. I don't even eat the fries. I don't order the fries. What I do is I go to in
and out, I get the double or either double double or triple, triple animal style, and
then I go to McDonald's to get the fries. I like I can't get I can't eat them.
Yeah, it's like you got about 30 second window where they taste good. And then from
there, it's cardboard. Well, that's a parody count in and out. I'm calling the
out change your fucking fries, dude. Because I like eating your double doubles.
Animal no animal. So the fries animal style on the burger. Okay, I'm all new to
in and out. So oh, but guess what? Breaking news. Oh, yeah. Portillo's is coming to
Vegas. Oh, fuck that. I hate them. Oh, you suckers of Chicago. Disgusting, dude.
Don't call yourself a Chicago. You don't like the Italian beef is smaller than a
Chicago hot dog. It's got like one thin thing of beef in there.
Well, how are you eating that? Portillo's. There's multiple. There's multiple
locations. It's terrible. It's overpriced. It's like $20. Yeah, dude. If you're in
Chicago, go to Bono beef. Go to Luke's. Oh, Luke's. Luke's is one location downtown.
But they have suburban locations as well. No, yeah, there's Johnny's. Well, there's
okay, so it's Luke's Tory. But I think so I think Luke's I'm gonna dispute you on
that. I'm gonna go back check on that. But what's the other one? Oh, so people
like Al's a lot. Now, I don't like Al's because they use a lot of cloves in their
in their juice. But if you're into cloves, like that kind of spice, then go for Al's.
So here's so the show. What's the show that the dude from shameless jumped over to
he's a chef.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I think on Showtime or Neff or Hulu, whatever. I don't know. I don't know if
most that I watch on Hulu. It's the it's the kid. It's, um, well, the guys from
shameless is now a chef. I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. I
don't shame us is you never watch shameless. Oh, what the fuck? I don't watch
things that were like after the year 2000 or so. Like why bother? No, no, no.
Dude, you gotta watch. You won't talk about a great TV show. That is because
it's funny. Shameless came out, I think right around the time I left Chicago and
I could watch and go. It kind of like a home feeling. What is that?
Well, so regardless of all that, no, Italian beef. That's kind of the secrets
out on that, right? Everyone everyone knows kind of knows about Italian beef.
What about it? Like that it exists. That's the thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So
now the real Chicago secret is Ricobene's. What's that? So you don't even
know about it because you're a fucking North Cider. Oh, so so Ricobene's.
They used to have a bunch of locations, but now they're only down to the one on
26th Street and they have a breaded steak sandwich. It is the best fucking thing
you will ever eat in your life. Swear to God, it was the last meal I had before
moving out here to Vegas. Really? It's so fucking good, dude. So we're gonna throw
this into Chicago history with food and stuff. The bear, the two of the bear.
I have no idea what that is. So there's a so I used to live at Erie and Wells.
Okay. And two blocks. There was a health beef right there, wasn't there? No,
but we're going to Orbanes turn right walk one block and there was a restaurant.
There was a Sharrisite restaurant called not super dog, whatever. And and they're
using that restaurant as the as the scene of the show. Oh, okay. So it was an
actual trial restaurant. I think I ate there. It's like it's like another beef.
Yeah. I thought that was an owl. Maybe I'm wrong. I don't believe it is an owl.
I think it's a one off. I think it's just one. Okay. Yeah. But I remember going
there and it was it was pretty good. So so that so that show came out. I'm
watching it and co-worker of mine is like, what is this sandwich they keep
talking about a combo? I go, Oh my God, it's combo. It's Italian sausage, Italian
beef, Jarnere. I go, it's amazing. Got to dip it. And well, no, so, okay. Long
in Denver, that sandwich was served at a Chicago style restaurant called Ridley.
Oh boy. They would not dip the bread. They would put it on the side. Get the
people out of here. People in Denver went, why is my sandwich all wet for?
It's not a fresh dip. It's a Chicago beef. I know that shit, dude. So I went.
So but where I work at now back in Vegas and there was a Chicago style restaurant.
It's just, it's just a couple of miles away. I'm like, you know what? I'll get
you the combo. We're going to eat it. We're going to do it. So I drive out there,
get the combo. Jesus. It's like 40 bucks for two grumbos fries and a Coke. Get back
and give her her sandwich and I go to my office. I'm eating mine. I'm like, what
the fuck is going on? What is this? What is this? The dude put, no, it had the
sausage, it had the beef. Yeah. He put something in Italian dressing on it.
That was his dip. Where do they get this? I know. I'm like, what? You should be
arrested in Chicago for doing this shit.
No, but like if, if you're ever unfortunate enough to have to be in
Chicago, go to Ricobene's on 26th Street, get the fucking king size bread
steak. You might have to take half of that shit home because it's so
monster like it's huge. It is delicious, dude. You will not regret it. You'll thank
me. So the spot that I actually liked the best was it was really, it was really
close to Cabrini Green. So it was kind of in a bad neighborhood. Yeah. And I would
go there anyway. I don't care, but they had the best, like the, well, the hot
dog is, I mean, it's a hot dog. It's a hot dog. Yeah. But it's like, they just, I
don't know. I like their pork sausage. I like their Italian beef. It was just
great. But getting back to this restaurant here in Chicago, being in Vegas
here, I was in the mood for a hot dog. And I'm like, I'm gonna be the hot dog.
I'll go to Chicago. I'm just like, I'm gonna eat the beef because it's too much
funny. Like 15 bucks? No, it was like 12 bucks.
What the fuck, dude? Well, no, but I know. A hot dog should be like two bucks.
I know, but I got a tamale with it. Okay. Okay. Cool. Yeah. And I get to, I get to
my truck. I'm driving back. I'm like, well, I'm eating the tamale now. I reach in,
grab the tamale out. So fucking tamale in a plastic bag. Like it was a, yeah. So you
buy the restaurant. Yeah. You buy the grocery store. Right. Well, what do you
know? You make the tamale, you got it wrapped up. This is Vegas. They don't
know. Well, actually they should know. They call themselves a Chicago style
restaurant. Yeah. Fucking do a Chicago style. That's a thing, man. And the dude
microwave this thing. And it was like, like hotter than lava. No, no, I'm like,
why is this not liquid right now? If you want to make a million bucks, get your
ass out to Vegas and make a real Chicago restaurant. No, no, we have a couple.
They all suck. Um, sorry. There's one like meat and buffalo. I'm sorry. They suck.
It's decent. I don't want decent. I want Chicago food the way it's made.
I think no, I mean, I'm kind of digging some of the places. Can't tell me we can't
get canella bread and Vienna beef. You can't tell me we can't get this.
Oh, that's what I was getting at. This hot dog I had, it's like the skin on it,
or the casing. Yeah. It was like hard. Like you had a bite, like you do it like
bite through it. This ain't Vienna beef. Yeah. So South Carolina, Chicago dog.
This ain't Vienna beef. I don't want shit, but not ever. All right. That was a nice
distraction. Yeah. So do we want to talk about what Biden did on the way out or
what's Trump's been doing? Which one's first? Let's go by the way out because
there's an action like going on with that. Did you know how many amendments are
there to the Constitution? Do you know the answer to that question?
It's impossible. He tried to add in the 26th amendment. 28th amendment. So there's now
28th amendment. According to Biden. Yeah, according to Biden. And the amendment is
the equal rights act. It's actually not that horrible because it's like one sentence.
It's like, hey, government don't discriminate against women, which I'm fine with. The
government shouldn't be discriminating. First of all, the only people that are saying this
discrimination are the news and the government. Well, no, hold on. Now that this law is in effect.
Wait, no, he can't add an amendment. Now that this law is in effect,
women, go sign your selective service cards. Yeah. Because you are now equal. Okay. You
have the same rights as men. Go sign your card. Go sign up for the draft.
Start peeing in urinals. Yes. Yeah. This video is women peeing in urinals.
Got it. No, like, what the fuck is he talking about? You can't just add an amendment.
He's demented. Well, and everything he signed should be voided out.
So Kamala Harris reposted his tweet and he did this over Twitter or acts, right? Like,
you can just do it over acts or something. And she retweeted it, reposted it. Several senators
in Congress people retweeted like, what the fuck is going on? You can't just do that.
Right. The states have to, the 38 states have to ratify it. And I think they had about 32 or
something. Since when does the government, the Democrats do anything legal? What the fuck?
That's why I'm trying to back off being this huge conspiracy. They're just trying to be fucking
crazy. And they just do shit. They don't know what they're doing. They're delaying cash, Patel.
Well, let's let's stick to what they actually did on the way out because there's so there's
other other things that they did. Okay. And this will actually carry over to Trump's
yeah, I got you the pardons. So Fauci's pardon may not be legal. How do you figure? Well, there's
there's they're actually going after all the pardons where they were for crimes you're not
going to you're not before you get into the specifics. He gave a blanket pardon to Fauci,
to General Milley, to the January 6th committee, to his entire family.
Except him. Except himself, apparently, because I guess he forgot that one.
Forgot about the insymplosy because I think she's got some shit. Well, I think those two had a little
smack. Yeah, like you're not pardoned. So now like, no, so why do you think Fauci is invalid? I don't
I don't it's it's just been being talked about recently. It's not just his. It's all the ones
where the people were not charged with anything. There was no crime charge. I don't know. But
that's fine. I don't even care about that. Because here's the thing. The pardon is for
federal crimes. Right. So Texas are like, Texas AG is like, okay, we're going to Fauci. Here's
the problem with that. Fauci is smart enough to have never stepped foot in that state.
Yeah. But he's but okay, so I can't speak for General Milley or any of the others.
No, no, no. But do you have to step foot in the state to be a accomplice to a crime?
It really depends on the crime because they got they locked up that there's a precedent set on this.
They locked up that January 6 guy from the the proud boy. Oh, Enrique Tarrio. Yeah,
it wasn't in DC. And he's he's he's out of jail now. The Trump. But the point is, I don't think
you have to be in the state if you're an accomplice. It depends on what the act is and how it was.
Because because the reason they got him was he was texting them. Yeah. And because the way text
messages float in the sky in the cloud up in the cloud over there up there. Those text messages
were in DC. Okay, how about Florida? He's up foot in Florida yet? I don't like I said, I think he's
smart enough to have never done that. No, no red states. He's a pretty smart guy. I mean, he's
you can't be stupid. Well, yeah, serial killers usually are fairly smart. Yeah, well, yeah. I'm
not saying he's good. Whatever. But guess what? Guess what he has to do now?
What's that? Can't believe the fifth. No, that's not true. No, he's calling from the Congress.
We talked about this like three weeks ago. It doesn't work that way. It doesn't work that way.
You have to you because you've doesn't work that way. You acknowledge you accept the pardon. Yeah.
Which means you committed a crime. No, it doesn't mean that. Yes, it does. No, it doesn't.
It doesn't mean that if you're being pardoned for something and you accept it. That means there's
there's a crime. You're dozens. Okay, well, well, it means that you agree that you might be convicted
of a crime, which there's a you can plead no contest if they charge you with something. And that
means that means I didn't do it, but but your your evidence is pretty good. Let the future roll out
and see how it goes. They're not gonna work. They're gonna give out you can't you can't deny
someone's Fifth Amendment rights no matter what. And so the other like we talked about like if you're
if you he's not pardoned for state crimes, right? So if he's on the stand and they say
Fauci, did you blah, blah, blah? Well, I plead the fifth. Well, you can't plead the fifth because
you're a mood. No, I'm not. They consume me in Texas. Right? He has his fifth and you always
you see how that plays out because I'm hearing something different. Well, you're you read a
lot of dumb. It doesn't mean that what you read is right either. Because there's I read the Constitution.
I don't know what the fuck you're reading. Okay, again, okay. In the Constitution, it says you
can be bar you can get a presidential pardon for crimes you have not committed yet. Or it just says
the president shall have the power of pardon for all crimes against the United States. That's all
it says. So he has not committed a crime yet. But he doesn't matter. He's been pardoned. But he
hasn't committed a crime. He's been pardoned of every single crime. So how is he pardoned for a
crime when he hasn't committed the crime? That doesn't say that's all it says about. Well, no,
it says the crime. There's no so he admitted to I think it says the word offenses. So but
admitted to no offense. No, it doesn't. It does. No, he didn't. He said, I accept your pardon.
Thank you. Thank you so much. You're part for what? What's a part for whatever they might throw
at me? Right? We'll maybe maybe a falsifying business records in the first degree. We'll see
this place in the state of New York. Trump is on fucking fire. Yeah, let's come in with a chain.
So let's get to that. Let's get back to Cheney. Cheney. Oh, yeah, she was pardoned. She was pardoned
from federal prosecution. Yeah. Is she pardoned from being sued from the J6ers? I don't know. I
don't know. I think pardons do apply to civil suits as well. I don't know about this one. If it's,
yeah, because it says offenses against the United States, right? So that means the United States
can't charge you with something. Right. But I, Dave Havlicek or Ron Morgan can sue you, right?
Because you offended me. Yep. So maybe. No, I think she'll be getting sued. Yeah. And good for
her. She deserves it. Like a mother. Speaking of suing government. I saw it. So I've scrolled
through X. Was it today or yesterday? I think it was yesterday. I saw yesterday, yeah. And I see
somebody repost Dina Titus and I'm like, wait a minute, I'm blocked, right? What's going on here?
So I click on it. I'm not blocked anymore. Oh, so she, she, so the lawsuit's done? No.
Because I know. Because I already was blocked and I have the receipts for that. So you can't just
do, oh, I never blocked you. Yes, you did. And if we have to subpoena Twitter for those records,
we will. And by the way, she still hasn't replied yet. So I might just get a default judgment.
So how would you, would you, you would win then? This is, well, I have to, I have to, I have to
motion for a default judgment, which I have one about one month left. Okay. Because she has 90
day, 90 business days, I believe. Okay. So I'm going to apply for a default judgment. And then it's
up to the judge to say whether the case has merit and whether you're entitled to the demands. So
it's up to the judge. So judge is going to apply. Well, I'm not asking for much. So you might just
laugh and say, okay, yeah, you can have this. So but I asked for not just unblock, she has
unblock me, which okay, she's done that. I also asked for a public apology. Right. So she hasn't
done that as far as I know. And I'm going to ask for my cost to be covered. So I want a nice big
fat chat from Dean Titus. It's like a million dollars in there. That's unreasonable. Like
unreasonable. It has caused me a million dollars. You were running against her. It
hasn't cost me a million dollars. Dude, she blocked you. Sorry. So you could not plain, you could
not strategize. No, I've actually strategize, right? I've actually got a number that I'm going to
demand. It's a bush that you made up a word and it's trying to judge. No, the number. The number
I'm going to ask is for $1776. So I have the court filing was like 400 something. And then the
serving fees was 150, I think. And then my time in materials is worth whatever the remainder is.
Yeah, okay. I'm on the edge of my seat to see if you win that. But who cares? It's going to be fun
anyway. Indeed. All right. So let's are we ready to talk about Trump now? Let's move on to Trump.
Fucking China, bull in the China shop. Holy fuck, dude. He came in, we're going to change.
All right, dude. I did not think. Okay, so let's let's talk about the big one for the big one for
libertarians first. Ross Freed. So back in May, he promised a free, he promised a free Ross Ulbricht
day one. Now, what does day one mean to you? Because, well, okay, because what, oh, who was
like the return you called him out, you said you would do this on day one. Day one is the first
full day of his presence. That's what I would have said back in May, right? I would have said,
if you asked me, what is day one? I was like January 21st. So day three, day four, day five,
so what? It matters. It matters. No, it does. It does. Because promises are all like promises
of promises. Bullshit. Because he had to close the border. He had a bunch of shit to do. Ross,
it was one person. If you're going to make promises, one person, if you're going to make
your stuff done first, shut the fuck up. If you're going to make promises that everything is day one,
then you better get it done. But if you asked me back in May, what does day one mean? I would have
said January 21st. So you would shut up and listen to me. No, no, you would fucking answer my question.
Sure, day one, it would mean January 21st. Right. And that's what you've already agreed on that.
Right. But so why you're arguing with me? I'm saying, so free Ross is more important
than releasing the J6ers. Freeing Ross is more important than closing the border.
That doesn't matter. No, it doesn't matter. He had other shit to do. Get the important
shit done that affects more people. Dude, what are you talking, who are you arguing with? You.
What do you think I'm even saying? I said if he went to day two or day three, that would have been
fine. Because that's retarded. It's not fine. It is fine. Get the hell out of jail. He's out of jail.
It's not fine. We're going to settle for it. It's not fine. And he still met the criteria that I
would have told you. He made it on January 21st, which I would have said that's day one. Because
I always thought on January 20th, you get sworn in, then you go have a party and a ball and you
wasted it. And then you, haven't they always done that? Yeah, they did it. But this fucking guy,
yes, he had the ball and then, but he fucking went to the office to sign anything. No, no,
he didn't go to the office. He went to the convention center or whatever. He had a desk set up
and he was just doing in front of everybody. Yeah, I've never heard of a president doing that
before. They haven't. Well, last week, last week, I mentioned that I go, Trump better fucking have
somebody, a line of people with cell phones and he gets sworn in and he goes, give me that phone,
close the border. This is Jay Sixers. No, but here's the thing. So he kind of did that. Here's the
thing though. He did break his promise with Ross. What was that? Do you remember what he promised?
He would pardon him, but he did not. He promised he would commute the sentence. He promised he
would commute Ross's sentence to time. I didn't say he would pardon him. No, he would commute
his sentence to time. So he broke his promise. But no, but it's better though. He broke his promise.
Sure. But okay. So he got a full pardon. So, but no, we've had a similar conversation this before.
He said he would free Ross. Yeah. And he would put a little bit on his cabinet. Yes. But he also said,
I don't know, I got free watch his speech to see if it was tied to, if you guys support me. Yes.
We didn't support him. Are we talking about, we supported Chase Oliver? No, we didn't. Yes,
we did. He got less than 1% of the votes. It doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Oh,
dude, what are you? Okay. Trump said, you guys are 3%. Enjoy your 3%. Yeah. He didn't get 3%. Where did
that 3% go? He wanted the endorsement of the Libertarian Party. No, that's not going to happen. He
knew that's how we said it. No, it's not. So who's the Libertarian, who's the Libertarian cabinet
member? I don't know yet. Oh, because he's a big one. Because we did not do your change in the
subject. You're changing the subject. And we did not, we did not back up those terms. You're changing
the subject. The subject is Ross Ulbrich is free. Yes. And that's all it matters. Okay. So this
deserves a toast, actually. There you go. So welcome home, buddy. You can come on the show and talk
to us anytime. But you're welcome. We got you free. Interesting point about him. People are
freaking out that he got a partner, commuted or whatever. He's out of jail. That's all I really
care about. Full pardon. And people are criticizing Trump for doing that. But what was his actual
crime is that, let me tell you what I think it is, that you were able to use, he was supporting
using Bitcoin to buy illegal services. Well, he made a website on the dark web, which we tell you
guys how to do. Yep. Where you can buy and sell whatever you want, essentially. Okay. So I had
rules. Okay. I can pay a prostitute with a check. Yeah. Or my debit card. I would suggest you use
cash. Oh, I was. I do. I really do. I'm kidding. I don't pay for us. But no, you're not going to
my point here. Let's say I decided to go hire a prostitute. Yeah. And I jump out my chase debit
card, I go, boom, right there, babe. Yeah. Isn't Chase doing the same thing?
Okay. So the difference is, they try to stop it. They officially on their policy,
they'll say you're not allowed to do this. Okay. And we'll cancel your account, if you do. Whereas
Ross said, there were things that you could put on his site that he would cancel you for. Yeah. So
no child born, no violence. I don't know if he allowed guns or not. I don't remember. But there
were things, but, but drugs roll out. So illegal, like cocaine, meth, yeah, he didn't take those
things down. So that's what they would say the crime is. But again, a bank card does the same
thing. Well, no, no, no, can't they? Because the cancel you, you could, but they did, they don't.
They try to make a good thing. I hired a prostitute outside in here in Clark County,
because the other areas of Nevada is legal. Here it's not. They did not hire a prostitute.
But if I did hire a prostitute, they make a good faith effort to stop you from doing that.
Do they really? Okay. According to the government standards, they do.
I would like to see the list of people they canceled for using their, they chase card for
illegal activity. Well, they cancel people all the time. What are you talking about? No, no, no,
for illegal activity. You have to do it all the time. Show me the list. They do it all the
fucking time. No, they cancel conservatives. Matter of fact, Bank of America. Well, yeah, but
you did something illegal. Bank of America got called up by somebody, by Troll. He goes,
when are you going to like, serve his new business with you and stop blocking,
subcancing their accounts? Okay, so who else, who else got pardoned? The J6ers?
Yep. I think, well, not all of them got pardoned, but he pardoned some and he ordered the charges
dropped for others. There's a lot of shit going on there. But they're not all out of jail yet.
There's some wardens that are keeping them in and they're fucking with the system and the US
Marshals need to roll in and get them free or arrest the fucking warden. Who else? Was there,
was there? I mean, there's a whole list of stuff he did. I was reading the list earlier today.
Oh, he took us out of the Paris Climate Accord. Yes, he did. He took us out of the WHO.
Yep. They're throwing a fit about that. Yep. Oh, man. Well, yeah, he shook out the WHO.
Did you see the video of him doing it? No. Oh my God. So they're, they're, you know,
passing him these things and he's signing them, right? Yeah. And he freezes one. He's like,
okay, what's this one? What am I signing? And he said, oh, sir, that's the removal from the WHO.
And he goes, ooh, like his face lights up like, ah, this is my favorite one.
Yeah, fuck those people. And he's got Putin's, Putin's ready to sit at the table. Yeah. He always
was. It's just useless. Well, true. But I mean, in all fairness, Putin needs a win. Okay, right.
He does. Right. And as long as that works out, I think this would be great. And Zelensky,
Zelensky, they're saying it's a cokehead. Do you see the video? Why would he not be?
No, but there's a video of him like, he's just demanding money. Yeah. Well, he's like out of it.
Yeah. Okay. I don't, I don't give a shit about, I don't watch those videos. I don't give a shit
about Zelensky. But they want to arrest him. Ukraine wants to arrest him. If he, if he is
removed from office, he's going to jail. So he needs to pack a bag and run off to what country?
Well, you ain't welcome here, buddy. Where could he go to hide? Because like the guy from Syria
went to Russia. Yeah. Where could Zelensky go? I have no idea. Maybe that's the Barrow Show.
I don't know. I got a, I got a good chance for a week. Mexico. If we want to talk about Barrow,
no, no, let's do it now. So we're going to make a change the way the challenges work. Yes, we are.
So Oliver Chase, which apparently is Thomas Massey, as you're going to find out.
And the server don't really know. Thanks. Give us a suggestion. Yeah. So from now on,
we're going to announce the challenge as publicly as possible, but we're only going to reveal the
winner on the show. Yep. And that way we get more people entering, we get more hype. It's like a
teaser. And then if you want to collect, then you got to listen to the show. So we got breaking
news. I'll tell you in 10 minutes. So let's, let's go to the wheel for this week. All right, let's go.
Who won the Monero challenge this week. Right. So last week, the challenge was,
you got to ping my notify server. Okay. And the with the canary topic, because I have other
topics for myself that you're not allowed to use. And we had two, two people that figured out how
to do that. Okay. And it's the same two people as last week. So all right, well, we got two listeners
that love us to do it. And they both, they both put a funny message in. So I'm going to read those
off. That's even better. So we got humor. We got I'm a YN. Hold on, let me get up there. In the
lower case. Okay. Why is that important? Yes, because it has to be in order. But so the message
I sent was emergency your servers has been hacked. Please transfer 0.01 XMR to the deep web hacker
known as I'm so he's doing a little emergency alert service there. And we have Oliver Chase,
which a capital O. Now you're gonna like this message. I don't want to confuse you so you
let you type. Yeah, because I can't spell for shit. I type horribly. So I'm like the hunt and pack
method. Hello, this is Thomas Massey. I'm a big fan of the show. I would like you to meet me in
Washington. Come to the Capitol, which he spelled wrong, building capital building and bring your
guns because I like guns. If the police don't let you in, fire your gun wildly into the air
and assert dominance, then they will respect you. I live on my way. I look forward to meeting you,
by the way. Don't forget to enter me in the wheel of communism. But don't use my real name.
Call me something retarded like Oliver Chase. Okay, thanks. So there you go.
All right, let's spin the wheel. So you wins. Well, no, but he was the guy before is like,
well, I'm not really good at the right. And if the jokes, that's a fucking great joke.
That's great. Great start. He might actually be Thomas Massey. Oh, would that be fun? That would
be hilarious. Wouldn't it? Oh, well, you know, I noticed. I'm kind of grown a beard out now. Yeah.
But we're not too to the wheel. Let's go. Okay. Well, Thomas Massey doesn't go T.
I think he's a Michael. Oh, then he wants to come in. He's like, my God, that guy looks good.
Oliver Chase, order some stickers, some uncaged your brain stickers and get some more money.
Pull it right on the Capitol. Right on the Capitol, right in the bathroom.
All right, let's spin the win.
All right, get it again. Fuck, it's just click the button, dude.
Just a little no, is this this is a little quick? There you go. Oh, here we go. Where's it going?
It is Thomas Massey.
So let me ping me and collect your mineral. There you go. That's the only warning you get. You
got to come and track it down. We're not giving away free money. You got to do you got to burn
some calories. All right, Chase Oliver's where? No, Oliver Chase. Jesus Christ, my brain cannot
do that. I just I can't my oh Jesus. And so so let's let's announce this week's challenge. Okay,
we're on it. So we have a website, thecanaryinthecage.com. Yes, we do, which you should know. I
point you know that and all you got to do is tell me the IP address of the website.
So I got to do it's very simple for you tech guys anyway. For anybody else, my tech segment
will help you learn how to do that. Yeah. And we're going to we're going to post it far and wide.
And don't forget to pick up your stickers. We're actually sending stickers out. We got our first
one in the wild. Yes, we do by Mike, the mushroom guy Wilson. He was on the show. And he collected
his Monero. Where did he put that at? He put that on the pole where Tupac was killed. Yep. Right
here. And you check out the sticker. Wait, wait, wait, where Tupac was killed. Okay, him and Biggie
are hanging out. No, it's funny. Okay. So there we go. No, they're bungee on the show today.
Wanted to thank people for getting Trump elected. Okay. And one of the people he wanted to think
was Barack Obama. And he showed the the press corps meeting or the press corps get together. Yeah.
And Barack Obama went after Trump. And he's like, Oh, you know, I've got we got this birthday thing
I'll figure it out. You know, Trump, he doesn't believe the moon landing happened. He thinks
Biggie and Tupac are hanging out somewhere. And he goes and did bungee was like,
that's why he ran for president. Because you fucking did that.
Okay, that's funny. All right. Trump's doing a great job. I hope he keeps it up. He's got a couple
of things. Yeah, I know. I'm concerned about RFK. We're concerned about what? Well, so RFK
wanted certain people on his in his staff. And after Trump met with Mr. Burns, I mean, I mean,
Bill Gates, he fired him. Huh. But yet RFK wants the JFK files and the RFK files released, which
Trump's doing that. So and Martin Luther King, I'm really curious about the Martin Luther King.
Oh, yeah. The fact that I was after him. Yeah. Well, okay. So I so the RFK RFK senior,
right? I didn't know there was controversy there. Yes. Oh, yeah. I thought
Sir Hans, Sir Hans, Sir Hans just shot him. There was questions as to where the bullet came from.
So according to I haven't looked into this. I watched I watched an interview with RFK Jr. Jr.
today. Yeah. And he said Sir Hans, Sir Hans fired a bullet. It missed his dad. Right. The
security pin the guy against the wall and he immediately took his hand and put it up like this.
Yeah. And he emptied the clip. Right. He fired the gun and he goes by dad was not shot from the
front. He was shot from the back. Yeah. That's what they like. So I have to look into this. I don't
know. He blames the new security guard on the task force. And then somebody goes, well, didn't
Michael Jackson have a new security guard the day he died? So the point being, no, he did. He did.
So the point being is if you're a public official, you get new security guard. Yeah,
I did. Watch the fuck out. Keep him in the car. Maybe. Yeah. He doesn't, he doesn't get a gun and
can't get near you. Yeah. But no, no, I'm really excited about the JFK. I'm excited about all this
stuff. I, I, what I was speculating today was that what if the files say that JFK ordered a fake
moon landing? Well, true. But, but what I really wanted to say is the time traveler killed JFK.
No, no, look at the pictures. There's a time traveler in the picture. He's wearing clothes
that are not to that date. So what? So it's time traveler. People wear clothes today that aren't
of this date. I mean, but we're going back to the sixties. Yeah. So it was different back then.
Yeah, I know. People all dressed the same. No, they didn't. Just Google time, time traveler,
JFK, assassination. You're going to see this dude. He's like, he's in like,
from Unishort and a, and a, and a dago tea. So no, I'm kidding. He's not wearing that. But it's,
it's, he's not, he's, oh, it's sorry if you Italian guys, it's a dago, but I'm Italian. I'll allow it.
My wife's Italian. Did I tell you about my Italian shoes? No. Wherever I go, dago.
You know how to shut an Italian up? Well, you tie his hands behind his back. So,
so there's a family guy did a joke and it was about, they had program that CIA had programmed
Stewie to kill someone when a certain password was set. Yeah. So like material candidate. And they
go, right. So they go, what's the password? And he goes, oh, it's a phrase. And it goes, huh,
then Italian family, that right in this restaurant is pretty quiet. And they go, well, that's a
pretty common phrase. He goes, that's not very common. Where have you ever heard that?
There's no Italian at a table being quiet. I mean, I'm not Italian. I'm a hillbilly, but I mean,
no, I can confirm that. Yeah. I mean, my wife's Italian. She's the last, oh, I was here, mate.
Hey, but trust me, it's fucking Italian. It's got the, the, the capital letter,
the lowercase letter, the capital letter, and then the rest lowercase. And then a vowel at the end.
Definitely a vowel at the end. Which you don't, you don't pronounce it though.
No, I should have got one that you pronounce. I believe so. Okay.
You don't all, you don't pronounce all of them. At least, and the funny thing is,
that's only an Italian American thing. Right. So if you talk to a guy from Italy,
he pronounces the vowels at the end. But if you talk to people from New Jersey,
they don't pronounce the vowels at the end. Do you think she's first generation here or
second generation here? It doesn't matter. You stay, you always, so like there's the classic word
Gabagool. Gabagool? That's an American word. Like if you say that in Italy, they're like,
what the fuck are you talking about? Fucking stupid American. So my, my father-in-law,
who's great, he was a good man. Everyone thought he was connected to the mom. Okay. He was not.
He was not. But I'm sure he knew people. Well, no, yeah, there's other stories on that.
Everybody knows people. But no, so he always drives a big black Cadillac. That's the car he
shows. One day he was going up before we were married. We, he was, this is a story that's told
to me, he was going up to the toll booths and he was stopped by a toll, his car caught on fire.
You don't know why. Well, insurance companies go, well, you got to go back to your house.
Yeah. So they had a tow that's burned up black Cadillac
and put it in the driveway. And everybody was like, I knew it. Although I didn't know him,
because I think I believe I've told my story about Mooney people. Yeah. The art of Mooney.
And my wife was down to me one day, she goes, he gets pulled into his drive bike, got out of his
Cadillac and there was a Polish couple kind of across the street. They always sat in their front,
in the front yard. Yeah. They didn't sit in the backyard like a normal, like a non-social
path would do. They would sit in their front yard and whatever. So he, he didn't like,
He's off-siders, off-siders sit in the front yard. I'm sorry. So he didn't like them staring at him.
So he moved them. And I'm like, what? I mean, he got that for me. I was like, you weren't even born
yet. I go, I don't know. A time traveler would tell me. Maybe you're the time traveler. Maybe I'm
the time traveler. Oh, I still want time travel will be true. All right. What's next on the thing?
Let's talk about TikTok. Yeah. TikTok was banned for about two hours. Yeah, pretty much. But it came
back different. I'm not a TikTok girl. You think so? I don't want to go. I don't want to go. I don't post
our clips and I never look at them. There are people that are saying that it doesn't, it's not acting
the same. Now, it could be a reboot and so I don't know. I don't know if it's good or bad, but it's
different, they say. Whatever. Whatever. Yeah, I'm glad it's not banned because that's bullshit.
And I think Trump just put a stay on it because that's all he can do without Congress.
But get this shot. I know there's a 90 day stay, but I don't know if he can, well, but no, bullshit.
The law was passed. Oh, because they went through Congress. Yeah, the law was passed and Biden signed
it. That's right. I thought Biden is exactly the order, but he didn't. So, so DEI is dying
quickly. Disney even fired all their DEI people. I heard they didn't even have to fire because
they're just walking out. This is, there was a post on X, like in current, I think it was on Reddit,
it's someone's screenshot of the Reddit and they're like, oh, just don't show up to work and just,
just show them that you're going to strike. Like, okay, like, I already agreed with it. Why are you
trying to help me? So, yeah, so, but the, so the FBI disbanded their, they, they disbanded their DEI,
but kept everybody and just moved them to a different department. I saw it like there were,
yeah, there were, there were some that were on like a website, a public website. Yeah,
Castile, D.E.I. Yeah. Oh my God. And we got the evidence. I mean, it's not like you can't
fucking switch that shit and we're not going to notice. You fucking idiots. Yep. So the other
story, you may probably have heard about this because I just actually stumbled upon this story.
And, and I'm going to tell the story and then I got a question to ask about this. So two police
officers were in the car. Okay. And they pulled a guy over either for speeding or running to red
light. I didn't write that note down. I don't care. So they walk up to the car. This disarming
incident? Yeah. So we have heard about it. Yeah, I saw that. So they, they pulled the guy over and
they went up to S.R.I.D. and he's gave him this ID and, and his concealed carry permit.
They asked him, are you, do you have anything crazy in the car? I believe you. Oh, they said
crazy. Do you have anything crazy in the car? Yes, I do. They said he disclosed that he had a gun
without them asking for it. No, they, well, they asked crazy. Right. It's not crazy. Could be a
clown in the back seat. I got, I got a clown tied up in the trunk. So by the way, if the cop asked
you, do you have anything crazy in the car? I don't answer questions. So, but don't check my
trunk because of the clown tied up back there. So, they disclosed he had a fire. So they pulled
him out of the car. Yes, because he said he was, it was on his person. Right. And they, in the female
DEI hire cop, I'm assuming, I'm assuming, most likely, went to disarm him. Yes. And if you
slow the video down and you watch it very carefully, she literally had two fingers on the trigger.
Yes. As she removed it from his holster and then she struggled doing so. Yes. Shot him in the light.
Yes. So he is suing. Of course. And he should win. And she's been fired, which, okay, great.
Great job, staff. How about we charge her criminally? How about that?
True. But here's my question though. No, I agree. Charge her because, but so.
Now would you discharge? That's a crime? Yep.
Well, I have a different crime and that's kind of what I want to know with this. And I want to get
your opinion on it. So the second amendment says, you have a right to own a firearm.
Keep it bare arms. No, but there's another one. I guess the word just left it.
Uninfringed. Well, what's the word? The phrase?
Shall not be infringed.
Shall not be infringed. So if you have a, so the government makes you get a
Socari permit. Well, actually, he was in, was it Texas?
I was Florida. Okay, Florida. Florida just passed constitutional carry. So you do not
need a permit in Florida. So this may have happened with this.
I don't know. I don't know what the incident happened.
I believe it happened in December of 2024.
Okay. Then you should not have needed a permit.
Okay. So, okay. So, so he has no permit. Yeah.
Or he did or didn't. But I was told he had a Socari permit.
He did have a permit.
But that's, if they pass the constitutional carry, then you don't need a permit.
You don't need a permit.
So either way, this doesn't matter. Right.
So if you're legally carrying. Yes.
And you disclose it to an officer. Yes.
Do they ever write to disarm you?
Because that's what you need to know.
But they do it all the time.
Well, so what they're going to argue is that he consented.
Because he said, well, would you please get out of the car?
Okay. So we got out of the car.
We're going to disarm you. Okay.
Well, but you have to say no.
You have to say no.
I have to say no.
You have to say no.
Because they can ask any question they want.
You have to.
They're always going to argue you.
But do we know that he consented?
It's on video.
Did he consent though?
Yes.
Okay. Because so in that situation, can you say no?
That you per...
Well, okay.
Can anyone say no?
So here's the thing.
First of all, I think we touched on this a little bit,
but every state is different as to whether you even have to say anything.
So here in Nevada, if a cop says, are you carrying?
I don't answer questions.
Right.
Yeah.
Because we actually talked about this with the guy in cattle,
the Nevada resident.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now in Florida, I think you do have to answer that question.
Okay. But let's just say that's fine.
Yeah. So okay.
You answer the question.
Yes, I'm carrying.
But does the cop have a right to temporarily take your gun?
Because at that point, they are disarming you and you're stuck in their right to do not...
So what happened there is they would say, I'd like to disarm you.
No, I refuse to play that game.
And that's what you should say.
And because they have no right to do that.
They don't.
It's...
I've had conversations with cops and I've seen videos of cops
so there's a lot of information they have.
It's like, it is typically the bigger cities, the cops freak out when they have a gun.
They don't even want a non-cop having a gun.
Right.
But you go to a rural area and the cops are like, oh, you got a gun?
Where's your gun, man?
What the fuck?
Yeah.
You don't have a gun?
What's wrong with you?
Come down and we'll give you one.
Here's mine.
No.
So like, check your state laws because if you're in a state where you don't have to disclose,
never disclose.
Never ever tell them you're carrying.
But no, I mean, honestly, I would say tell them you're carrying.
I mean, I don't know.
No, fuck that.
I don't know.
Probably well.
Fuck that.
Get them as little information as possible.
As legally required.
Right.
But my point is, if you tell them, yes, I am legally carrying a gun, they have absolutely
no right to take that gun from you.
Because at that point, you no longer have your weapon to defend yourself.
Right.
I mean, if some illegal aliens pull up, I'm going to say that for a reason, gangbegers, whatever,
and shoot the cops and they're shooting you.
Right.
You got no gun to protect yourself.
Here, here was, I was actually thinking about this when I was watching the video.
I was thinking, I would say, well, I wouldn't actually say this, but here's the thing you
could say.
I'll disarm if you disarm.
You take your gun off, then I'll take my gun.
Yeah.
It's kind of like the ID thing.
Show me your ID.
Right.
Show me yours.
Yes.
But he's got that.
And if the cops say no.
No, no, I want your driver's license.
I'm not giving you my driver's license.
And I'm not giving you mine.
It's fair, it's fair.
Like you don't feel safe.
I don't feel safe, right?
You have a firearm, I have a firearm.
They're equal.
They're all good.
If you don't like it, you can end the traffic stop.
Yeah.
Goodbye.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I, I, I think that's a violation of your second amendment rights.
I actually do.
But again, like you have to say no.
You, if you don't say no.
You're right.
If you consent.
They're, they're good.
Well, that's how, that's how hip is written.
If someone asks you for medical records and you tell them, that's completely legal.
If they, if they force you to answer, no, I looked into this because, because I thought
it was not that way and I got called out.
Yeah.
And they said, no, we're allowed to ask.
Oh yeah.
I see what you're saying.
Yeah.
I thought you were going to say something else.
Yeah.
That's because you're fucking stupid.
Right.
Right.
Right.
So just saying no.
Right.
You don't have the right to ask that.
Right.
So yeah.
There you go.
One of the, well, I haven't checked my ex, the ex account yet, but the other question I have is,
so I was watching an interview and the guy is a mill, it was, it was about military action.
Okay.
And the guy would only refer to the word unit.
He would not say the Marines, he would not say Rangers, Green Berets, Navy Seals.
And I was wondering if there is like a hidden military unit that's just badass, like, like,
more badass than the Navy Seals because here's what he was talking about.
Trump did classify cartels as.
You okay?
Yeah.
As enemy combat and whatever, whatever he classified the mass.
And this guy was like, well, if Trump does this, he's going to send this unit in and he would not
say what, so I don't, I don't maybe military contractors.
I don't know what he was referring to.
But what he said was, if this unit is sent to come after you, the best advice I can give you
is get the fuck out of town.
They will kill you.
You will have no chance to defend yourself.
I don't care how big your army is, they will all die because these guys are trained to kill
and they will kill you.
This sounds retarded.
No, why, why is that?
Just sounds retarded.
Like this is the same, this is exactly the thing that the government would say
to make you obey them when they're just bluffing.
They have nothing, they have the bullshit.
I mean, the Navy Seals wouldn't supposedly got Obama, Osama.
Yeah, supposedly.
You don't even believe that one.
I don't believe that one.
Well, there you go.
Case closed.
Do you know, never tell you why I don't believe that?
Yes, you went over it like three times.
Okay, not three times.
Well, you did it one time on the show and then like three times in total.
The bar when I'm talking.
Yeah.
Right, just right and right.
So I believe he was killed before, but whatever.
But because he wanted to, you know, do a, is the tail wagging the dog or the dog wagging
the tail kind of thing, whatever.
But, but I mean, we, you're telling me if the Navy Seals went to get the cartels,
the cartels could possibly win.
Oh yeah.
How many seals do you think there are?
I mean, I, I, I,
By the way, the cartels have a financial incentive to win.
The seals, like you're like, oh, I get a fucking government paycheck.
I'm just going to walk home.
It's not worth it.
But who's trained and who just is giving the gun?
What do you think trained?
Point in that direction and shoot.
That's all you got to do.
It's a gun.
That's why we invented guns.
Okay.
Point in that direction and shoot.
Doesn't necessarily mean you're going to hit the target.
If you got a thousand guys over here and seven seals over there, you're going to win.
I don't know about that.
That's why, that's why I was, I was more questioning, is there a secret military unit
that we don't know about?
Of course there are, but I don't think there are any special, like any more trained than
the Seals.
I don't know.
I mean, it was just,
I don't think they're going to win against the cartels.
Oh, you don't think we're going to take the cartels off?
No.
Oh, I think we'll clean them up.
That is fucking a target, dude.
We'll mop them up.
No, he won't.
That's actually, I really hope he doesn't follow through on this because that's the
one of the, that's the dumbest thing he said so far.
The president of Mexico said show him out.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't, I think it's a waste of our money.
Fuck that.
It's so stupid.
No, no.
Get rid of the drug laws.
Get rid of the drug wars.
Get rid of all this shit.
End it.
I agree.
Except fentanyl.
No, not except.
Nope.
No exceptions.
Dude.
Fentanyl is killing people.
Okay, do you know the reason?
It's affected my...
Do you know the reason people do fentanyl?
What's the big sin of the drugs?
They don't know they're doing it.
No, do, do, some people seek it out.
Do you know why they seek out fentanyl?
No.
It's because all the other drugs are illegal and it's easier to make fentanyl.
So fentanyl is not illegal currently?
Yes, it is.
It's just easier to make than all the other illegal things.
Gotcha.
But you're, you can buy drugs with fentanyl mixed in
and you don't know what's in there.
Okay, do you ever accidentally buy a beer and there's fentanyl mixed in?
No.
No.
You can buy cocaine with fentanyl mixed in.
Because beer is legal.
Because it's a manufacturing process and a big factory
that has government inspectors which you love
and they all say, hey, there's no...
How the fuck do I love the government inspectors?
There's no effect on this beer.
Okay, you're good to go.
So if we had...
No, no, no.
If we had cocaine manufactured in the USA, there'd be no fentanyl in there.
So why do I love government...
I don't know.
I don't know why you do.
No.
I don't know why you do.
The story that I...
The one you're coming after me on is I said businesses should not be allowed to break
fire code, which is life safety code.
Well, someone has to inspect that.
Okay, right.
A fire inspector comes in.
There you go.
You love them.
But again, just was it two weeks ago, I said, look at California.
They ignored fire and life safety codes
and 5,000 houses in Malibu were burned.
But the point is...
So when you ignore fire codes...
So you're changing the subject.
No, I'm not.
You are.
No.
The subject is drugs.
Well, no, you said...
No, I changed the subject when you did.
You said you like government inspectors.
And you weren't mentioning beer and government inspectors.
The government inspectors?
And I'm calling you out on the government inspectors because...
If drugs were legal, they would be manufactured in the USA.
Yeah, I understand you don't want to have this conversation because it proves you're wrong.
And you can't even say the word wrong.
You can't even acknowledge that the drug war is stupid.
See, you can't do it.
You can't even say the word wrong.
You can't acknowledge that the drug war is stupid.
Legalize all drugs and sub fentanyl.
No, legalize all drugs, period.
No, there's a...
I said before...
Period for stop.
There's a great way to stop the legal drug user at least...
Okay, let me ask you this question.
Is it worse to take fentanyl or is it worse to inject bleach into your veins?
Are you going to try to say Trump said that because he didn't?
No, I didn't.
You didn't say that.
Which one is worse?
People claim...
Just which one is worse?
Bleach in the veins.
Oh, but bleach is legal.
So why shouldn't fentanyl be legal?
Case closed.
No, no, because it's sold to you to ingest.
Bleach is not sold to you to ingest.
Okay, but you can.
I mean, you can.
You can walk out of a bus.
So I can sell fentanyl to not ingest.
I can say this is fentanyl.
And actually fentanyl has legitimate medical uses.
It's able to be prescribed by a doctor.
Do you know that?
Yeah, it's got medical uses.
Yeah.
So then why would you be making it illegal?
It should be perfectly legal.
Okay.
I we're not going to agree on this one.
Because you're wrong.
No, there's...
See, I said the word.
You're wrong.
Oh, you did say that.
You're wrong.
But a family member of mine lost a friend because of fentanyl.
Okay, but this is a retarded argument.
No, it's not.
Like, I have people that lost themselves to alcohol.
I don't want to ban alcohol.
Wait, what? Alcohol kills?
Yes.
I didn't know that.
The fuck?
You just told me this now?
It...
Ridiculous.
All right, let's move on.
All right, you want to talk about the...
What was she?
I don't know if I even made a note of it.
The preacher, the synagogue person?
Oh, the inauguration.
Yeah.
I only heard clips and bits and pieces of that.
I didn't really pay attention.
Honestly, I don't really care what she said.
I just love JD Vance.
Was he doing the look?
So, so Trump is just like the dead ass stare,
like, oh, this bitch is fucking crazy.
I don't think he was paying attention.
Vance is just like, what the fuck is this bitch saying?
And he's looking at his wife.
He's looking at Trump.
Like, he's like, because that's how I do things.
I don't...
When something's that obnoxious,
I'm not going to sit there and ignore it.
I'm going to respond while they're talking with my body language.
You're going to know that I object because my body language...
I do that too.
But in seriousness, I mean, churches get...
Churches need to say the fuck out of politicians,
politics because churches want politicians to stay out of their life.
Right.
So...
Why do they have these fucking people come into inauguration anyway?
Like, just make it secular.
Right.
But Trump has demanded an apology.
It know he is and he should.
He's every right to.
Because she criticized...
And this is kind of like after you and your anarchist friends after,
is you guys criticize our government or she criticized the government
because something she doesn't like.
I don't like this.
But again, she's living comfortably under the laws that give her the right to do that.
Oh my God.
That's...
So fucking...
That's not what the laws do.
Laws don't give you rights.
She's living under the comfortability of being able to criticize our government.
That's...
No, we have the right to criticize our government.
Okay, and...
And she does that.
Okay.
But she doesn't acknowledge the fact that she has the right to do that.
What are you talking about?
She didn't say...
Because she is criticizing...
It's not Trump that gave you that right.
I didn't say trouble.
It's not the government that gave you that right.
The government did not give you that right.
It's God given.
Okay, then I...
You didn't say that it got exist.
Yes!
Yes!
It was a...
The whole story was a trickier decision.
Yeah.
No, no, it's...
It's if you're gonna...
But I'm not gonna thank the government for that then.
That's one...
No, if you...
Actually, no, I...
Let's be fair.
When I was at the LNC...
Did I tell the story?
When I...
You should have watched the episodes so you know what you're saying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When I went through the metal detectors,
because they make you...
I think you did, but I don't remember.
So, tell me.
Um...
They made us go through metal detectors,
and I went through with my two middle fingers up,
and they scan you and pat you down.
What a rebel.
Yeah.
Well, when I was walking away, I was saying,
well, thanks for respecting at least one of my rights,
while you violated two other ones.
Well, no, is the metal detector violating your rights?
Yes.
I have a right to keep and bear arms.
No, you do.
But they tried to disarm me.
Um...
But did they disarm anybody?
Well, nobody walked in with a gun, so...
So, if someone did, they would disarm them?
Yes.
You know that's what they did, but they didn't do it.
What do you think they had the metal detectors for?
Checking for, like, keys and stuff.
Oh, get the fuck out.
Oh, rubber duckies, right?
Yeah.
Well, rubber duckies wouldn't set it off.
And I...
The front of your thing was keys because it's metal,
but I don't know.
Okay.
But they didn't violate anybody's rights?
Yes, they did.
No, they didn't.
They would say, if you have a gun, you can't come in.
Oh, so you think that's what they would say?
That's the reason they have that set up.
You don't know that.
Oh, get the fuck out of here.
Now you're being retarded.
Hey, stop that.
Jesus.
Yeah, no, so if preachers or ministers or whatever,
then she's got different terms she uses.
If they were involved in some of the politics,
then churches didn't start paying taxes.
Do you know how much we've fixed this economy of churches paying taxes?
No, it's not how it works, dude.
Why not?
We would make the economy worse.
Because you're taking money out of the private sector and putting it into the public sector.
You're giving, you're taking money from people and giving it to government.
When has government ever spent money well?
That would make the economy worse.
It would make it worse.
Yes, it would.
It would fund the tax dollars more.
No, it would make things worse.
Okay.
You should not enjoy a tax-free status.
I'm not arguing that.
I'm just saying.
If you're going to criticize the government.
No, no, no, that's not how it works.
That's not how it works.
No, no, if you pay your fucking taxes.
No, no, no, no, that's not how it works.
I have a hard time saying that.
Anyone can criticize the government anytime without paying taxes.
So, so I can criticize the government.
Yeah.
Does that have to pay my taxes?
No, so the whole church thing,
now I'm not going to say whether I agree with it or not, but this is how the law works.
They're not allowed to endorse a specific candidate.
Okay.
That's the law.
They can, they can advocate.
Reverend Wright did.
Well, I know that.
They can advocate for policies.
Like they can say abortion is a sin or abortion is great.
We love it.
They can, they can criticize individual politicians.
They can say Trump's a dickhead.
Right.
They can say Biden's a dickhead, but they cannot endorse a specific.
They cannot say the Catholic church endorses Joe Biden.
They can't say that.
They endorse the legal activity.
I'm pretty sure they can without really without losing their tax status.
Well, if you look at some of the churches that have been raped,
I mean, like we can endorse a legal activity if you want to.
Well, we can, but we're paying our, we're sort of paired.
I, I, yeah.
That's a relevant, that's a side issue.
So, so now that Reverend Wright came up, I, you know,
writing me a funny story.
So, um, back when we lived in Chicago, we would go to, uh, is it horseshoe?
Because I think I have horseshoe.
Yeah, horseshoe.
Yeah, horseshoe.
You know, and we were leaving horseshoe and I wanted to stop me a gas because I was in Indiana.
Of course you got to get a gas in Indiana.
So apparently in Indiana, for 15 minutes, every shift change, they closed the gas station.
So you, you came and put your credit card in and you get gas.
Wow.
I know.
I didn't know that.
No, no, no.
The few gas stations here that do the same thing.
Wow.
Yeah.
Um, so we're all kind of hanging out, not knowing what to do.
And it was in, I believe Gary or Highland Indiana, it was, it was a black neighborhood.
Okay.
The only reason that's important is because of the story.
So everybody was cranking different songs and I go, I'm gonna crank some of my songs.
I was like cranking up and all of a sudden I'm like, it's a, uh, I like Southern rock
or country rock kind of thing.
So, so what?
Leonard Skinnerd.
Huh?
Leonard Skinnerd.
Oh, Devon Lerbskitter.
Come on.
That's a redneck anthem.
Um, so there's a band that I like.
It's Jackson Taylor and the Sinners.
Okay.
He's, he's not mainstream because he's radio won't play him.
Um, but I actually, I ended up meeting him.
He lived in Colorado.
We had mutual friends and it was kind of cool.
But we're sitting at a gas station and he's got a song that the beginning of the song
is the Reverend Wright statement.
So he's like, God damn America.
God damn America.
God damn America.
And then there's a pause and then the song starts and my wife goes, what in the fuck are you doing?
I go, I didn't know it was a song, but it came on.
So why not play it?
And then it's a song about, you know, um, what gives you the right, uh, it's about being
an American and the politicians not supporting us.
And it's a very political based song and that's probably one reason why I like it.
But it was just certainly funny.
It was just like, because I mean, I mean, yeah, it was different time and the black people loved
Obama and they did Ruzz, Reverend Wright with the dick and, um, yeah.
Wow.
That was an old story.
Let me just, uh, cruise it through X real quick and just make sure I kind of talked about it if
they want to.
Oh boy.
No, there's some stuff on, oh, uh, we are talking about Nancy Pelosi not getting
a pardon.
That's awesome.
Oh, no, no Nancy.
Did you see a video I posted about Nancy Pelosi?
Which I think so.
She was explaining how they gas like people.
Yeah.
I mean, was that AI or was it real?
No, it was real.
Why, why, why, why is she arrested for that?
Well, it's not illegal.
You can say whatever you want.
No, it's, she was, she was saying they've destroyed politicians lives.
Yeah.
You can say that.
By doing this, you can say that you got to prove they did it.
She just fucking admitted it.
That's not proven.
They did it.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I was kind of shocked at that one.
I'm like, I mean, I know they do it.
I know that's how they do it.
I just didn't think they would admit they do it that way.
There you go.
I guess they don't care because they're untouchable.
Because we have no nothing, do nothing Republican.
I'm getting not Republican, but we have, but our Congress, the red congressman don't do
shit except Thomas Massie.
He just wants them to narrow.
So he has that to invest.
There you go.
So, birthright citizenship, I posted something on here.
You want to talk about that?
They were kind of far into the show now, but we can do a quick conversation on it if you
want.
Well, it's going to be a long conversation if we get to it.
But was it in the, is it in the 14th amendment?
No, it's not.
But someone said it was, they posted like factual stuff.
It's the, the, the library of Congress who has no right to change anything.
Change it.
Well, how, how, how much time do I have here?
I mean, you go do a quick, I can't do this quick.
We'll write the hour.
We can do this another time.
We can do it next week because I have, I have, this is a kind of a long involved thing.
Yeah.
And it'll be relevant next week, I promise.
What is that?
Because they've already, they're already suited for it.
Well, yeah.
So Trump did the executive order and then judges Seattle.
I didn't read his order.
So I don't know what changes he specifically made, but birthright citizenship itself is
not in the 14th amendment.
But what they're saying is that was, it was removed.
And I also did a little deep dive into the forefathers and what they thought about that,
because apparently this topic was, was important back then as well.
Kind of, well.
And immigration was important back then.
And it's kind of, no, no, it's kind of a split.
Some said it's okay and some said it's not okay.
Some say that, you know, so yeah, it is.
We'll cover it next week for sure.
Yeah.
Because it's going to be in the news with the lawsuit forthcoming and maybe.
Maybe I didn't post this one.
So the, the mayor of Philly, they post that one.
Oh, yeah, it is.
Oh, it couldn't spell eagles.
Yeah.
What?
How do you not know how to spell eagles?
And two, if you live in Philly, how the fuck do you not know how to spell like the bears?
I'm pretty sure I can spell eagles for me real quick.
EA, EA, GLES.
Okay.
No, no, no, no.
It is a tougher word.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
That's a tough word.
Holy fuck.
Oh, no, it's okay.
It's, it's not a common word that I know how to spell right off the back.
It's the national animal or the national bird.
What are you talking about?
There's nothing more American than that.
That's right.
Actually, there's a video now of, of eagle swooping down and picking up somebody's duck.
It was, it was, no, it was a duck that was like someone's duck.
Oh, God.
And the lady comes running out.
It's hysterical.
She's breastfeeding a child.
Like I have her asses hanging out.
She's not doing it on purpose, but she, she got her duck back.
Cause it's just like that.
She took her from the eagle.
It's just, it was a hysterical video.
But again, it's the mayor.
You would think they would, I mean, there's no, there's no qualification to be a
mayor or a mayor.
Yeah.
I mean, King, you said, maybe there should be.
Can you spell the sports team in your town?
Okay.
Knights.
Well, you know, there's times.
You can spell knights in IGTS.
Oh, wait.
No, wait.
Is that right?
Is that wrong?
Or is it King and I?
It's okay.
I think it's CNI.
No.
That's how they spell it in medieval England.
Fuck what was I going to say?
Oh, I lost it again.
Yeah.
What else we got?
Now you're done, right?
I think I am.
All right.
Cool.
Do your training session.
So in honor of TikTok being banned, I'm going to talk about DNS.
Okay.
So DNS is the domain name system.
Okay.
And what does that mean?
That means how do we take a human readable name like TikTok.com
and translate it into numbers that computers understand?
Because computers only understand numbers.
Yeah.
So that's what DNS is.
And one problem with DNS is it's a very centralized system.
So there's only like six or seven places that tell you what the DNS system is.
Okay.
And you basically are at their mercy.
When you buy a domain name, you don't actually buy it.
You're renting it from all these places.
Yeah.
I started interrupting.
I guess, do you remember the guy who bought Google?
Like Google's, Google's, DNI, whatever, they expired.
Yeah.
And he worked for Google but had left.
And he knew when it was going to expire.
And he knew that they wouldn't renew it.
Yeah.
Or they would eventually.
So he bought it like 12.01 a year.
He renewed it.
Yeah.
And he gave it back to them.
Okay.
It was more of a joke.
But yeah.
So like if he had done that and said, pay me a million dollars,
Right.
They would have stolen it from him.
Because that's what happens with the centralized system.
They can appeal to these authoritative systems and say, hey, this guy stole our Google.
Give it to us.
And this has happened.
Really?
Yes.
So they can go to court and they can say, this should be ours.
Give it to us.
And they do it.
So that's what I mean.
When you don't own it, you rent it.
Huh.
So yeah.
So these six or seven servers are known as authoritative DNS servers.
They can revoke in response to nonpayment or government takedown requests.
But anyone can run their own DNS server.
You're just not considered authoritative.
So that's what I'm going to talk about today is running your own DNS.
Okay.
Now, there's a thing you can do with you.
If you run a DNS server is you can change where it points.
Okay.
So you can say, I want ticktock.com to point to a different number.
But what's going to happen is if you go to ticktock.com on your browser,
you're going to see that little lock icon turn red.
Okay.
Because that's how you know that's the real ticktock versus this is Ron's redirect to some
bullshit, right?
To Trump dancing.
So when you run your own system at home, it's I'm going to recommend Unbound.
So it's open source.
It's known as a validating recursive caching DNS resolver.
So let's talk about what those terms mean.
Validating.
So the original DNS is just a plain text system, right?
It's just a database where they say ticktock.com points to this number.
And there's no way to verify that they're telling you the truth.
Right.
So if I intercept that, I can lie to you and yes, you'll get that red light lock icon,
but you won't know why you won't know that I'm doing that to you.
Okay.
So they came up with this thing called DNS sec, which is DNS secure, right?
And this involves encryption and digital signatures.
So you would you would not validate the DNS entries using those signatures.
The one problem is that a lot of domain providers don't support it.
So the one we're using doesn't support it.
So when someone tells you about the canary in the case.com,
you're not using DNS sec.
And there is a potential that someone can lie to you and send you the wrong way.
But you will see that red light icon show up.
And that's something that these places are still upgrading because it's relatively new.
It's like 10 years old, but I don't know why the fuck they're still taking so long.
So recursive, what does that mean?
So storing all the DNS entries in the world
in on every server is super inefficient, right?
Okay.
Because I don't give a fuck about some Chinese domain name that I'm never going to visit, right?
So what we want to do is have a recursive system.
So if I asked for tick.com and my DNS server doesn't have that entry,
it would then go out to the internet and say, Hey, does anyone have tick.com?
And then they would respond yes or no.
If the answer is no, then they would go on a next chain and it would go down the chain
until it finally got an answer.
So that's what recursive means.
It keeps asking different ones until it gets an answer.
And then they all propagate backwards and you get your answer.
Oh, this is where tick.com is.
Caching.
So caching means I'm going to save that result once I get it back, right?
So I asked for tick.com.
I didn't have it.
Somehow I get it.
Now I'm going to save it.
Okay.
So the cache is not forever.
It's going to expire after a certain amount of time.
And you can set that up as yourself as you run the server.
And that way it doesn't clog up your entry with, you know,
you only visited once.
So I don't need to cache this forever.
Whereas a commonly used one, like something you visit every day,
that's going to stay in there forever.
Okay.
And then so imagine that they change their IP address.
So what would happen is your cache would say, here's the IP address.
Your computer would say, I don't see anything there.
And then it would go back to the DNS server.
It would say, you got this wrong, go fetch it.
And then it would go fetch it through the recursive system and then catch the new result.
Okay.
So very simple system.
Again, you can run this yourself on one of your
lay potatoes or raspberry pies.
So let's talk about privacy.
So every time you go to a website with that human readable domain name like tick.com,
you have to ask a DNS server.
Your computer does not have a DNS server on it.
All right, you have to ask one somewhere.
Okay.
So if you're if you're not running your own DNS,
then the ones that you talk to are usually supplied by your ISP.
Okay.
So Cox cable or Century Link or whoever.
That means when you type in tick.com, your ISP knows, hey, this guy is going to tick.com.
Okay.
Even if you have encryption, even if you have a VPN, because then the VPN might be providing it.
Right.
Now the VPN knows you're going to tick.com.
Excuse me.
So most modern operating systems have their own very small cash for DNS,
but it's only going to last around 10 to 30 minutes.
Okay.
So you go to tick.com.
It's going to cash it in your in your machine temporary code.
And you refresh the page.
Okay, yes, you'll use your cash, but 30 minutes from now, it's going to go ask DNS again.
And so the other thing is you can always manually code domains in your own system,
whether it's Windows, Linux, Mac, they can all do it.
On Linux, the file would be in slash ETC slash hosts, and you could literally put anything you
want for any domain.
Okay.
And it's something more for home networks where like you want to name your machines,
right?
It makes it more convenient rather than memorizing all the numbers.
You can do domains there, but things get tricky with that red lock icon.
Let's see.
Yeah.
So like I said, VPNs will not protect you from revealing this info.
It just goes to the VPN rather than the ISP.
And sometimes the ISP hijacks it anyway.
So you want to run your own DNS server.
Let's see.
So some other advantages.
So let's say you have a government that bans a website like tick.com, right?
So now you can, they usually do this by just blocking the DNS, right?
It's not very clever.
They don't block the packets.
They don't hard code anything.
They just block the DNS.
So if you have your own DNS server, you can hard code, tick, tick in, and you can always
break through and get to tick, tick, whether your government bans it or not.
Okay.
Or like public Wi-Fi, they'll often block certain sites.
So if you have your, but they do that with DNS.
So if you have your own DNS server, you can bypass their public Wi-Fi controls, right?
So you have a single source of hard coded domains rather than managing multiple files across all
different machines, right?
So without unbound DNS running, you have to look at every single machine and put tick.com in there
and make sure you keep it up to date and blah, blah, blah.
Where if you have unbound running, that's one server that has your tick.
Doc and then the, all your other machines talk to that server.
Okay.
Okay.
Um, you can also react to, um, sorry, you can access it remotely if you need to.
So, uh, if you're, you know, away on business or if you're in this public Wi-Fi, you can
have your unbound DNS running at home or on the VPS that you pay for or whatever.
And you can access that, right?
Instead of their, their thing or running a second one on your laptop or whatever, just
keeping it home, keep it on your VPS and access it remotely.
Um, let's see.
So you can create pseudo authoritative DNS sources with other trusted parties.
So if you have a group of friends and you all say, well, we're going to have our own special host
where we can access files and share things.
Uh, you can share that domain concept with your friends, right?
And then hit it that way.
So like you, instead of saying the canary in the cage.com, you can say the dot canary, right?
Okay.
And just create it out of nothing.
And just share it with people that you trust.
Uh, the other cool thing is you can block domains, right?
So things like ad networks, uh, mail, where sites, you know, whatever, if you want to block
your kids from seeing porn, whatever you want to do, you can block those domains from resolving.
So it's like kind of the reverse, right?
I'm now the government.
I'm going to block tick tock.
Uh, so by, by self hosting, you control all this stuff yourself.
Cool.
Uh, so unbound, uh, it's open source.
It's designed to be self hosted, super lightweight, runs on single board PCs, uh,
it has releases for all major operating systems.
And, um, the, the really cool thing is that on episode 19, we talked about piehole.
Yeah.
So unbound can be managed through your piehole.
So go through your piehole, uh, and, and manager on bus.
Not your mouth.
No.
Okay.
Uh, but yeah.
So, so you can install unbound on the same machine as the piehole.
And then there's, uh, options in piehole to manager unbound.
So it all works together.
It's super simple.
You don't got to be very technical.
But get it set up, learn how it works.
And, um, hopefully that gives you enough info to solve our Monero
challenge.
Sweet.
And that's what I got.
Go get them people.
So when, when you guys put it X gel, I tried to log on and it wouldn't, it's just said
like the account not found or something.
And then I'm like, well, I'll just go to my X account.
Right.
I couldn't.
It wouldn't let me off that.
So I had to go in and clear my cash.
Yes.
And then it let me off.
Yeah.
That's not the NS.
That's different.
Okay.
That's your browser cash.
Okay.
Okay.
I just want to see you guys put an X gel.
That's all they want to care about.
I'll do it again.
No worry.
I'm sure you will surprise you having already.
Um, all right.
Is there a, all right.
So, um, so basically I want to talk about something, but I want to address something else first.
I, I, I come myself a conspiracy theorist, but I'm kind of like conspiracy theorist light.
I'm kind of like a conspiracy theorist, like Chase Oliver is a libertarian.
I'm just a basic bitch.
So, um, because we started this podcast, I've been doing some really deep dives into this
shit and it's just, it's really like fucking my head up because there's a lot of weird shit out
there.
Whether it's true or not, I don't know.
I don't really care.
I'm just dumb, dumb with it.
So I'm going to just do focus more on humor, but to do this, to, to start this training session,
I've got to stick to one of my conspiracy theorists.
Uh, that's more of a deep dive and that is the drones and the mysterious fog and the
weather manipulation.
Since they've, since, uh, Mr. Berger Bill Gates, whatever has manipulated our weather
and you've got like, we've got like 12 inches of snow in Florida, eight inches of snow in New
Orleans.
Um, yeah, it's a little weird, but uses to your advantage at this point.
So it's cold all over the country now.
It's even cold here in Vegas.
So there's a good way to, uh, benefit from this and you can try and check the installation of
your house at this point.
Get yourself an infrared temperature gun.
They're, they're literally, they're not much money.
They're 20, 25 bucks and you can walk around your house and just kind of scan your, your
different walls.
Now, when houses are built in most cases, the studs are 16 inch on center in some areas,
they can go to 24 inch on center.
The reason that's important, that's the wall cavity and in the wall cavity of your exterior
wall, there should be insulation.
Um, even up in your attic, you kind of the same thing that you joy stuff there.
There should be insulation up there.
And right now with it being cold, you can walk around your house with the temperature gun
and kind of just kind of shoot your wall like every 12 inches or whatever.
You have a picture spot and you can see if there's a drastic temperature change going
down, you know that the installation is not good there.
Or if you scan your entire exterior wall and it's fucking cold, you don't really have
good insulation.
Yeah.
So you kind of want to just check your house out, check your walls, check your sun, the
floor, if you've got a slab and you got a slab, you're done.
If you got a crawl space, you can kind of scan your floor as well and kind of see where the
cold spots are and then you could address them, you know, later on when it's a little warmer
outside.
And you can check around your windows and that really the glass itself or the frame,
but kind of around the border of the window, kind of make sure your clock is good out there.
Your clock.
What do you say?
Balls your clock.
So if your clock is not good, you got to replace your clock.
No, but you want to be able to like this kind of scan stuff.
Okay.
You can really utilize this to find out where you need to add insulation.
It's important because it's really, it saves you dollars.
Yeah.
So check your house out, check out your ceiling or your windows and your doors.
Make sure you don't have cold spots and you'll be all set.
You'll be, you'll be banking dollars.
You'll be stacking cash.
So what do you suggest if you do find a cold spot?
Like how do you, how do you?
Insulation.
But how do you think?
So the problem with that is you got to kind of cut a hole in the drywall.
Yeah.
The best way to do it, you can either call a company in, which like, you can kind of do this yourself.
You can just kind of drill, get a, a hole saw a bit inch, inch and a quarter, just kind of drill
at the top of the, of the top.
And then you can kind of just pump in some insulation.
You can pump in the insulation comes in, I don't want to say a sheet good, but kind of is because
it's got paper back and it kind of works as a sheet good and, or you can just have a loose
insulation and you can just kind of get it sprayed into there and to fill up that wall
cabinet insulation and there you go.
Cold spot's gone.
In your walls, you're probably not going to find a lot of missing insulation because it's kind
of all put in the same time, but you might find something got wrapped or torn in your attic.
That's a little different.
You're going to find some of your up there messing around, you're kicking around in insulation.
You might actually find some cold spots on there.
So just, just check it out and just use the infrared temperature gun.
They're, even Home Depot sells them even though I don't really want to encourage you to buy
stuff at Home Depot, but that are lows.
I guess lows is a little bit better.
Yeah.
And yeah, check your, check for your cold spots and fix them.
It's pretty simple.
So if you have any questions, let us know.
I will do my best to respond.
If I don't know, I'll find out the answer for you.
So I think we're done.
We've done a show.
I think we're done.
We've done a show and it's kind of funny.
We had a good time.
Cool.
All right, everybody.
Enjoy the week and we'll see you next week.
And hopefully we'll have an FBI director.
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