Explicit Ghost Hunting & Area 51, Monero 51% Attack?
Ep. 72

Ghost Hunting & Area 51, Monero 51% Attack?

Episode description

Dave covers the recent news about Monero being attacked, Ron talks about his ghost hunting trip that took a detour to Area 51.

This episode’s Monero challenge: Since Trump is apparently now the Crime Fighter in Chief, tell or show us what signal we need to shoot into the sky to call for his help.

This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: Height: 3478061, 41c21f71d32c1eae42c2d5cb99c9f8c0c84b5ab2457721090e578b3325d2e9f2

This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: almagest, Frank J Trezza, MavMcQ, CaptivatingVirtuosity, MoneroMash

00:00:00 Superman and Batman

00:05:05 Gerrymandering

00:13:25 Assault with a Deli Weapon

00:20:55 DC Takeover

00:26:33 The Census

00:44:26 Random Nonsense

00:53:59 Tornado Cash Verdict

00:57:38 More Random Nonsense

01:03:20 Dave talks about the recent attack on Monero

01:14:31 Ron tells about his ghost hunting & Area 51 trip

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Okay, welcome to the the Canary in the Cage Podcast I finally got it out. I'm

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Ron Morgan, my co-host, Dave Havlicek, we're entertaining you educate you and hopefully

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make you laugh. Holy shit. So what's your opinion about ICE so far? Do they do a good

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job or a bad job? Well, okay, if we're going to evaluate them from their mission statement,

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we all know what you're going to say. And that's a good job. But I think their mission is

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bullshit. So it's a bad job. Do you know Superman joined ice? I saw that last week. One of the

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Superman. Well, one of there's been many Superman. Well, yeah, I know. But I mean, I came I, I'm

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not a superhero DC or Marvel guy. I don't I don't want the comic book guys coming after me. I like

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Mad Magazine. That's what I like. Dean Cain joined ice. Yeah, who knew? And he came did play

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Superman. So that's what made it join us. What can he legit isn't he like 50 something like what the

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fucking is he gonna do? Press? It's worthless. Well, no, actually, he was a LA kind of sheriff's

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deputy. Okay, when he was young. No, no, like, like, he he's like Steven Segal and Shaquille O'Neal.

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Steven Segal's a bitch. Okay, you go on the beach. He's a fat fuck. I can't. He's still a bitch.

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He got his ass whooped by his own bodyguard. Oh, really? Yeah, you never heard that story?

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No, he is a bitch. He was on the was it was a parish sheriff's department in Louisiana.

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And crime skyrocketed there and Shaquille O'Neal joined. I believe he joined the sheriff's

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department in Florida. Well, I wouldn't fuck with Shaq. Now that's a legit guy.

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He just whipped his dick out of knocking over the head with it. Have you seen him hold a coke can?

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That's like a mini coke can right now. That's a coke can.

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Yeah. So yeah, so I'm not a bad rich Shaq either. But so Dean Cain was a he did get it.

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Yeah, he's old. I'm old. Okay, you don't think I could fly in and do some crazy shit and

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do like ninja stuff? No, no, your X-ray vision would work.

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X-ray vision that is that eyeballs are gone. I don't think your ice brush would work.

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Yeah, I don't think you can fly. Well, I can one time. Okay, it's a landing that's going to kill me.

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So, so yeah, so that's superman is joined ice and we now have another superhero in our United

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States government. I picked the wrong one. Yes. Are you Batman? I am Batman. So Trump is Batman.

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Apparently. And the reason that is a billionaire playboy. Yeah, we don't know where he goes at

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night. So so the reason that's important CNN is a slaps Trump with a new nickname. Absolutely.

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I make crime fighter and sound cool. If you didn't like Trump, but you're a Marlore DC guy,

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you like Batman. After you hear the CNN reporter talk about it, you're gonna like Trump.

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What are they talking about? What are they doing? They're fighting crime. Did someone infiltrate the

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CNN like news crew and be like, Hey, let's call Trump the crime fighter and chief. No, that'll

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get them, right? What the fuck are they doing? Are you supposed to hate Trump? What are you doing?

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You should like compare the Joker. What's it? What's a good Trump Batman villain like the

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Joker, the penguin, maybe? Oh, the penguin. I mean, because he's rich, he wears suits. I don't know.

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And I don't know. Like, I will this brings up this week's Monero challenge. There you go. So we

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now know Trump is Batman. And the bad signal will be shining in the sky. Right. And Batman would

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jump into action. Right. What's Trump's? Yeah, we're gonna see what are you shining this guy to

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make Trump appear? Trump man, what's Trump man like this guy? So that would be the better

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challenge for this week. There we go. Yeah, CNN kind of fucked that up. Because seriously,

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it's really fired. It really made him sound cooler. And then, I think that's all about the ice stuff,

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isn't it? Well, there's also the stunt they pulled over in California. Oh, okay, we can do that now.

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So Newsom was doing a presser. He was making fun of, he was going after taxes for Jerry Maynard and

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Trump for supporting it. Do we need to sound here? Yeah, we should.

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So essentially, Newsom was doing this presser and Trump or Tom,

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sent ice in there to arrest people. Are these people like, well, here's the thing. I'd like,

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to me, I like that. It's funny. It is funny. You can't deny it's funny. But if Biden did it,

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to a Republican governor, or if there was such as a libertarian governor, I'd be like,

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impeach that motherfucker. He can't do that. Well, he can. I mean, like, no, but that's not how it

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works. I mean, you understand how the Democrats operate. Like the gerrymandering. Okay, well,

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that's perfectly well, it's kind of made up bullshit. So, it's gerrymandering, really. Well, no,

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well, people, people, so people say, let's have a lot of ban gerrymandering. Okay. Now, what would

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that law look like? How do you ban it? Do you know what the history of it? The guys, they've always

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done it. No, the guy, the guy who invented it back in the 50s or 60s in Massachusetts,

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named was Jerry. Okay. And Massachusetts did it first. And they literally have like a lizard

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shaped district. Like, yeah, but that doesn't necessarily mean, they're the one that started it.

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But I'm saying like the shape of the district doesn't tell you, no, no, that something was gerrymandering.

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No, no, it's because of the body. I was trying to explain that the body of the lizard is here,

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and the tail goes up into Boston. Yeah, okay. Because that's where they put the blue at.

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Right. But I'm saying, I'm saying like, the shape is something to tell you to go investigate further.

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It's not like the the evidence itself, you know what I mean? Well, they just make the line, so it

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draws in a big right. Well, right. Well, that's actually not what they do. So, so, what they do is,

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they draw districts to encircle all the Republicans. Because when you have a

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you're essentially you're giving a district to the Republicans. No, yes, just listen. Okay.

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So let's say the state is 30% Republican, or let's say 40% Republican, and 60% Democrat. Okay.

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So what you do is you draw a district around all those Republicans. Okay. So now they have that

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one district. But now you have five other districts that are all Democrats. Okay. But how do they

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guarantee they're all Democrats? Well, they draw weird lines. Like,

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but well, nowadays, they do it around certain neighborhoods. But you do understand how many

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Congress members from Massachusetts are there? I am not sure. Like five zero. What? Zero zero.

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Zero. How can it be zero Congress member? Because they gerrymandered their fucking men. No, no, no,

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you said there's zero Congress members. Yes. They have no Congress. I mean, Republican Congress.

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But okay. Yeah. And I believe Maryland has zero. There's like four states that have zero. So a lot

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of them are just one one member states. So those you can throw away because Republicans have those

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states too. Like, like Wyoming, right? There's only one Congress person in Wyoming. So the whole,

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yeah. Yeah, if the state doesn't have enough people, then the only one. No, no, the population is way

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down. And there are some of those states for Democrats. So like, we can throw all those out.

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And then probably the two person states too, we can throw out because like, okay, 50 50, but but

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we all know California, Illinois, Massachusetts have all been drawn all their districts, right.

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Sure. Democrats. So then here's an example of why gerrymandering

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does it the way that I talked about. In Massachusetts, there's not a lot of Republicans.

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Okay. So they would probably lose regard. They might get one district. Maybe. No, you can't say

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that. You definitely can. Massachusetts is fucking psychos. They're all nuts. Now, but if you look at

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Illinois, don't go to Boston and say that, by the way. But so Illinois is a big state, right? There's

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lots of rural areas. Yeah. So a lot of those people are Republicans, heavy Republicans, right.

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So if you look at Illinois maps, why did I say Illinois? Did you just realize that?

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I've been living out here too long. If you look at their maps, there are like two or three districts

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that are like 90% of Republican, right? Okay. That's how they gerrymander because they know

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that there's enough Republicans in the state. I think it's like 43 45. There's enough Republicans

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in the state that you have to give them something. Otherwise, otherwise you'll have close districts.

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So what they want to do is they want to avoid close districts, right? They want heavy districts one

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way and heavy districts the other way. So they draw one map, one district and you grab a bulk of

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Republicans. Yes. And then the rest of them. And then you get three or four that are all

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debatable. But the rest of them will find their way to a blue part of the space. Yes. Yes. And

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the parts of the states are the cities. Right. But now if you if you were to say, oh, let's just

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ban gerrymandering. Well, okay, how do you draw the districts then? Right. Because you can't you

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can't just draw square grids because like that doesn't encompass people, right? It doesn't it

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doesn't encompass fair groups of people, right? It's just a square grid. I mean, actually, I don't

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have a problem with the gerrymandering. But if the Democrats want to do it in their states,

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let the Republicans do it in their states. Well, they're doing it. True. But I mean, we had Democrat

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senators or whatever from taxes take off and run and hide. Yeah, well,

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you've got the press going, it should be legal. Let them do it. Newson was doing California. If he

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thinks he can redraw his districts and grab more Democrats, good luck with that. The problem was,

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okay, gerrymandering is not like this end all be all right, we've guaranteed the state forever,

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because guess what? People move, right? So if you gerrymanders state one way, and people don't like

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being stuck in that district, they're going to move. And now the numbers shift. And now once you

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redraw, like once you have those same maps with different groups of people, the parties will

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shift and then now the new party can come in and gerrymandering. I mean, David Jr. was big on redrawing

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the maps in Chicago. Yeah. Well, the Chicago maps are all fucked up. We have that one district that

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just like there's a horseshoe around the whole city. Like what the fuck man? Yeah, so so not Texas

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do it. California wants to do it. Sure. Whatever. All right, before we move on, I saw someone did a

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study where they actually compared the favorability of gerrymandering in each state. And when you

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lined them all up, like blue states are already way ahead. So like there's nothing the blue states

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can do in response to states like Texas gerrymandering, because they're already gerrymandered as far as

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they can get. Right. That's California. California. Yeah, they're already there. Like best uses is

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already 100%. I knew some of his speech today was we're going to redistrict. You're okay. You're

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already maxed out. Go ahead. What are you going to do? Because you've got two blue areas in the state

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and the rest of your bucket state is red. Yeah. And it is. It's just that's not what the population is.

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But he'll probably draw every district coming out of the Bay Area or Southern California.

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But even San Diego, that's red. So this is another thing. Each state makes its own rules for how you

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draw districts. Right. Now, Texas apparently can do whatever the fuck they want with with certain

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limits. California, they have a board that draws the districts an independent board. And the board

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is made up of like 15 Democrats, 15 Republicans, 15 independence. Newsom is not acting that way.

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Well, right. Now, so so this is the funny part is, while Texas what Texas did is legal in Texas.

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Right. What Newsom is trying to do is not legal in California. So if you're in California and he

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tries to do this, you can sue his act. So I think what he's going to do and I don't understand this,

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he wants to put it on the ballot in 26. Okay, that's fair. So that's how he does it.

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Yeah, but you'll be out of the office by then. Yeah, I'm going to do this to stop Trump.

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The Trump will be gone. Well, unless he thinks Trump's a red-patterned third-party.

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Right. Yeah, he said he said someone sent him a Trump 2028 hat in the mail. Oh, that's

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that's proof positive of the Trump trying again. What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

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Oh, Jesus Christ, man. It's hysterical. So yeah, so I mean, what I want to say about anything else

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about gerrymandering. Yeah, so I mean, basically, Texas is going to make sure it's secure that

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Congress for Trump for his last two years. And then JD Vance are elected and he'll do his eight

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years there. And quick math is there and Trump ready to step in after after JD Vance? I don't

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think so. He might be like 32 or 19 right now. He's like 20 right now, but that's eight and

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it's like 12 years. He's got a while he's got more than that. He's 19, 20, 30, be 31. Yeah, you

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got one more presidency. So maybe we haven't heard of this kid like he just he just stands there

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looking badass. Like he's okay, but you said he doesn't look a badass. Okay, and he's huge. Like

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he's fucking tall. Right. If the tallest guy always wins, he's probably gonna win. Well, no,

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but he's very well kept. He's very yeah, but I think he's like, he's kind of into the meme coin

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crypto shit. Yeah, that's the youth of America. But even at the inauguration of his dad, he walked

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up and told a kind of kind of harassed Biden. Yeah, we talked about that. We're technically,

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I don't know, when he technically was still the city president and Barrett Trump had to get his

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words. I like that. So I mean, Ruby open to a four year stent. Speaking of insulting

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the federal governments, I saw you posted this sandwich guy. Okay, it's going to show the video.

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It's like that one. So there's a ISIS, no, okay, so this could be a little bit more than just a

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sandwich guy. So Trump has brought the National Guard into DC, which you talked about last week,

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he's nationalizing it. And they are doing their thing and arresting people. And the problem with

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DC is 17 and under, they get like a pass with the law. No, it's 2425. Yeah. Yeah. So like, well,

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judge whatever her new name is, she said 17 and under. But yeah, I did read later on, it was 25.

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Yeah, they would rather you go to college than jail. So they just let you out. Well,

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I think you can actually qualify and aren't a dumbass, but even if you shoot someone,

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or have an illegal gun, who'd you shoot? Well, no, you know, what's an illegal gun?

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Well, it's not registered. Why don't you fucking register? Yeah. Well, I gotta get

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pedophile permission to have a gun. No, I would have no illegal guns. Oh, let's move on. So this

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is a sandwich guy. If you haven't heard it, this is great. Oh, we don't have the beginning here.

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Hold on. Oh, here we go.

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Now, I was actually like, pleasantly surprised with how they're ignoring him. Right. Because like,

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I watch a lot of videos where guys just like standing there with a camera, not bothering

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anybody, not harassing the cops, and the cops get up in their face and like try to harass them and

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give me your ID. So I believe this is a mix of DC police and National Golf. Okay. And the DC police,

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in my mind, or like the travel police, like from the 90s, they just came to fuck up because they

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judge it and they're arresting people when they're getting out the next day or the same day.

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But they're just ignoring him. So great. He's allowed to talk and yell and whatever the fuck

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I like but as a truth, I need to do some background studying about

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and then somehow he gets across the street.

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So like at this point, like you could say that's assault, right? No, they gave them a white bird

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and they're still standing there like dude, like just leave me alone. They gave me a white bird.

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I'm happy with what they did.

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No, no, no. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're super bad. Superman.

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No. Dumbass man. Kiverin his career, by the way.

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So this is a longer video than we really know where the shows are kind of talk over a little bit.

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No, it's almost there. Yeah. Money shots coming up. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I do like to get a choreo from the camera crew and egging them on.

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Here it goes.

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Boom sandwich with a chest. Now here's like he starts running. Yeah. And like they're not

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able to catch this fucking guy somehow. Oh, they got him eventually.

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They're going that fast. Oh, shit. Was that tackle? No, he's not going.

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I mean, they've got both professed on. They've got their gears on. So they got him eventually.

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So we got fired. Guess what his job was? Let's talk about the charges first.

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Okay. Because they're saying this is a felony assault on a federal officer.

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So now I agree this is a crime. It's not a fucking felony. Okay. Okay. It's by the

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by the pedophile writings with the felony because they always write themselves special rules.

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So if you were thrown that in a DC officer with that a bit of felony. Yes.

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Okay. So so any any officer would have been a felon. So not just federal. Yes. Okay. Yeah.

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So like if now if I threw a sandwich at you, that would be in Nevada, it would be third degree

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battery. But which which is a citation, it's not even arrestable. What if I wanted the sandwich?

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I ate it. Well, it doesn't matter. I threw it at you. And you want to press charges.

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That would be third degree battery. That's the same thing the guy that spit on me got at Caesars.

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Okay. And it's not even arrestable. You get a citation, you show up to court,

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they will fucking like wave it for anger management. Okay. So the problem I have here is that we

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give special privileges to these officers of the law who have guns who have bulletproof vests.

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Like it's a sandwich motherfucker. It didn't hurt you. Right. The fact that you stood there and took

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it in the chest means you knew you weren't in any danger. It was a subway sandwich though. So it's

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not real bread. It is pretty offensive. And I mean that could like, it's like chemical in there.

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But on the other hand, the reason why I do like it being a felony is to the point you were about

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to make which was his job. Yeah. So you got fired today from the DOJ. He was prosecuted.

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Prosecuting attorney for the DOJ. So fuck you prosecutor. You do this to fucking us all the

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time bitch. Now you get to deal with it. So you're a fucking felon. I hope they throw a

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fucking book at this guy. Anytime it's a government employee, especially a prosecutor,

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give him the fucking max. So fuck you. He may or may not go to jail. I hope he goes to prison for

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the max. And he's probably going to be disbarred. Federal pound me in the ass prison five years,

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I think is the maximum. See, this is this is this segment is going to lead into my next statement.

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But go and leave this up because it kind of involves this. This is why I would prefer the

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politicians that are going to be arrested. I would prefer them to flee the country to a country with

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no expedition. I by the way, I posted earlier to Adam Schiff. I gave him all the countries that

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have expedition because that motherfucker better run. So they're going to put a name like, you know,

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in country club prisons. He probably won't even go to any he won't serve time like they'll give

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him a so disbar his ass. Oh, yeah, because I think I've heard this today that I say you were drunk.

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Say that you were drunk, you were out of your mind, you were sorry, you know, but yeah, no,

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fuck him lost his job. And hopefully we'll lose his law license. Why the fuck he did that? I have

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to do but let's let's stop fucking calling it a felony. Let's stop giving them special status

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unless you're a prosecutor. But it shows the cockiness of DC residents. Right. Oh, yeah.

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Knowing that you're not going to be arrested. Right. Like this as a prosecutor, I guarantee

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this motherfucker has done this to us. Yeah, the people like he probably did this to a jan sicker.

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Okay, hold on. Well, that's there's a there's already people doing deep diving that one.

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They want to know if this guy did that. But um, yeah, so they're going to be searching out what

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he's done in his past. But I am I am normally 100% against overcharging. So now I'm 99.9%

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overcharging this motherfucker. And I don't care if he gets off overcharging. He's not a danger to

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make him sweat it out like he does to everybody else. Fuck him. So let's talk about the National

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Guard being in DC. Okay. So Trump brought them in to get it under control to get the crime rate

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down and to get the homeless out. Okay. Oh, no, the homeless will be like, don't be here after

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Wednesday. I saw bulldozer. Whatever it was. I don't know what that means. But if I was honest,

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I would not be there after Wednesday of Trump's in charge, because they're going to do something

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the Supreme Court already said they cannot save on the public property. So they're going to scoop

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these motherfuckers up and to pull it. You never know, the only homeless people

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disappear out of New York. And like the day after he stood, he got out of office. It's like somebody

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opened the warehouse doors and they all just came flying out. So I have a feeling the homeless in

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DC is going to disappear. But what if there's another reason why the National Guard is in DC?

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What would that be? Well, I'm not just a. So this is not my theory. I read this, but I'm like,

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ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Well, first of all, somebody's in the radio and they're like,

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Oh, DC, Trump can bring the National Guard to DC now. What about J6? He didn't bring him in then.

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He tried to. I know. Even the radio, the radio always goes, you have no clue what you're talking

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about. You've been, because Nancy Pelosi has admitted it. Right. But although she did say

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recently that Trump did not call the National Guard in, even though her own video, her daughter

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recorded, said she did. But what if, so if he were to arrest a bunch of politicians that I don't

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mean just Democrats, I mean Democrats, he's going to cross the aisle in this, hopefully.

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What if he has them there already in there under this, but ready to fend off the the Antifa,

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the Democrat National Guard? I don't know, man. I, it's still a swamp. I don't think he's got that

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level of power. I'm starting to think we're going to see people in handcuffs. I don't think so.

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You might see a shift. Shifts going to get arrested. But you're not going to see all. It's

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not going to be a match. I still say he's trying to recall Obama, which would, which would remove

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his immunity because he did it after he was out of office. Because they said this cartel has been

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operating since 20, after 2023. Yeah. Way after Obama. Did Biden pardon Obama? No. No, no, no, no,

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you mean did Obama pardon Obama or the auto pen or yeah, but now shift has has immunity.

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What do you mean? He has the auto, he had used the auto pen. That's why Trump's challenge in the

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auto pen for, huh? They're saying shifts aid when engage shift immunity with the auto pen.

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Okay. That's interesting. Let's just see how that stands up. We'll take shift down first, Fauci

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we're coming after you next. Honestly, I don't you don't even need to fucking do it. Go all of them

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because one that's going to make you look like a bad guy, right? Like everyone's been saying Trump's

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Hitler for the last 20 fucking years and like Hitler legitimately did arrest everybody. And

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but but the thing is, you don't have to arrest everybody. You need to arrest one guy. No, the

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rest of them will fucking get like cockroaches. He needs to clean out Congress because everything

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he's done will is over with this. It's gonna make it doesn't matter. It's gonna make him lose

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credibility. This is the this is the video here that says he's going after them by Adam Schiff,

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shifty chef and Hillary Clinton and the whole group of them. And it made it very dangerous for

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our country because I was unable to really deal with Russia the way we should have been able to

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look at it. Pam because I hope something's going to be done about it. Pam, we're all looking at you.

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And Adam Schiff was all made up. It was a hoax. The Mueller report came out. They all hated me. They had

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18 Trump haters and they said I did nothing wrong. They were they couldn't they couldn't believe

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they couldn't find anything after years of investigation. It was all a hoax. Really phony

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creation. So this is why I believe he's actually going to do something because here's here's the

24:55

God's honest truth. If he doesn't start doing some arrest on the Russia gate and the other shit,

25:00

I will lose a lot of respect for that man. They put him through hell. But that's the thing is it's

25:04

a fine line because there's people like you on that end of the spectrum. But then there's other

25:09

people on the on the far opposite who like once he makes all the arrests are going to be like

25:16

that's Hitler. I'm going to fucking war. Right. So you have to fucking walk that fucking balance

25:21

board. Right. So if he addressed Hillary Bill Clinton, would you would you invite him? I'm never

25:25

going to care. You don't look at me. You think the masses are objects because we all know that

25:29

absolutely. No, yes, absolutely. Oh, some blue hair, pink hair. A lot of those people

25:34

like you can't just say that. Why not? Because she committed a crime because they can they can

25:39

ruin everything he's trying to accomplish. She committed crime. They don't care. Yeah, no,

25:44

they still don't think she did. I mean, like they all commit crimes. I mean, come on. Yeah,

25:51

they're kind of included in Trump. Let's get real here. No, criminals. No, no, I mean, I'm

25:58

I don't like a lot of politicians. I'm still kind of favoring Trump. I don't like the ramping. I

26:03

don't like this whole delay at the FC Island shit. It's campaign promise get the fuck out. But

26:10

overall, I think he's doing a good job. He's doing better than other presidents have done.

26:14

I wish that's a little bar. Okay. When I say that, I mean in my lifetime, that's right. That's

26:20

even lower bar. Oh, lower bar. I think, okay, I think you said something else. Okay.

26:26

He is he's getting shit done. And he needs he needs to clear the path for the for the for the

26:33

new Republican Party. Well, so let's talk about something else he's trying to get done.

26:38

Trump has said we need to have another census. Yeah, bring that up. Yeah, I've been bringing

26:41

that up before. But he's right though. Well, okay, but hold on a second. There's a there's a lot

26:47

there's layers to this. Okay. So when you say he's right. What does that mean? Should it be on

26:52

the census? What is why you saying should. Right. Okay. You're going to come off this

26:57

pedophiles say they're legal, but they're not really. So back in 1790 or 1789 pedophiles wrote

27:04

down how to make the census. And it says all persons. Okay. So if you want to if you want to

27:10

go by the pedophile writings, then we must count all the persons. And that that has been the argument

27:15

all along. But it's not an argument. That's what the word say. The pedophiles wrote it. Right.

27:21

See, that makes it tough. But no, no, no, no, the forefathers were very intuitive on a lot of stuff.

27:29

Okay. Not everything. Yes, everything. No, intuitive. Well, okay, not not everything.

27:35

I'm going to count. This is one of them. They had no clue that a sitting president

27:42

would literally open up the borders. No, no, see, I'm going to stop you right there.

27:46

They had no concept that the federal government could close the borders.

27:52

I'm going to tell you right now, and if we want to have to do some research on this, we will.

27:55

I've already done the research. The forefathers were not for illegal immigration.

27:59

No, the forefathers were for immigration. They had no concept of illegal immigration.

28:04

They did not think that the government had any authority whatsoever to keep people out.

28:09

They wanted to control the number of immigrants. No, they didn't.

28:13

Yes, because it's a famous quote, and it says something like, if you don't care about a quote,

28:18

but what did the pedophiles write down on the paper? Right. If you read the Declaration of

28:23

Independence, there's a list of grievances against King George from England. Okay.

28:28

The one of the grievances was that King George made laws stopping immigrants from coming in.

28:35

It's right there in our founding documents. I mean, like you can do all the research you want.

28:39

Yes, there were a couple of guys that were against it. They lost, right?

28:42

They didn't create laws against immigration until like the 1850s or something. Well,

28:46

after all the founders were dead. So like the reason that they didn't foresee this

28:50

is because in their minds, whoever wants to come here and be free can come here and be free.

28:55

No. So what? Yes. No, why have Ellis Island then?

28:58

We didn't have Ellis Island. Ellis Island was open in the fucking late 1890s or some kids.

29:03

So they were checking in people. No, they weren't. If you wanted to come to America,

29:07

you just showed the fuck up. So even before that, before that.

29:10

Well, okay. So, so my heritage is also Scott. Okay. Well, you were here before the founding,

29:16

probably. Right. I think my, I think the also Scott's came over after the potato famine in Ireland.

29:21

And then 1840s. So, okay. So it was after the African constitution, but it was no horses.

29:28

Now I was 1840s, maybe 1820, but it was definitely 1800s. We'll get it. Because the problem was

29:34

they came over here because of the because they went from Scotland to Ireland.

29:37

Oh, 1840s.

29:40

Okay. So when they got here, there was still, was there still 13 college or was there more than

29:44

that? There was more than that. Illinois was created in 1811. Yeah. I'll have to research

29:48

that a little bit more than because that was before Ellis Island. So your, your family just

29:52

showed the fuck up. No questions asked. Well, yeah, no, I, yeah, because my last, well, my last

29:57

name is very popular. But yeah, I do believe my family was here prior to the founding of the country.

30:02

Well, it can't be both. It's either the potato famine or before. No, Scottish, I mean, Scotland

30:09

was migrated over here. Yeah, I accept. We're gonna have to because the reason is, is the 13

30:17

colleges did not like the Scott Irish coming over. Yeah. And they banned them from the 13

30:21

colleges. I guess I gotta do maybe the potato famine. Maybe I'm wrong on potato famine then.

30:26

Well, my family all came here in like the 1890s or 1900s. When Ellis Island was in effect,

30:32

but again, like they just showed up and like they fucking wrote your name down.

30:37

And like, do you have any diseases? No. Okay, come on board. They spell it right.

30:41

I believe they did spell all the way. I mean, because one of them was like a Irish British

30:49

was he just fell. It's the last name they spell brought. Yeah. Okay. The Italians, their name

30:54

is correct. Have a check is spelled correct. So yeah. But yeah, again, they just showed the

30:59

the fuck up. There was no like illegal immigration. You just showed up. Go get a job motherfucker.

31:04

Welcome to America. Right. So like, this whole like, well, let's have some pedophiles,

31:08

write some rules for who can come here and what you got to do. And you got to give us $500.

31:12

And you got to apply for a green card. And then we give you a lottery. And then you got to do

31:15

these rules. You got to write 500 fucking 500 pages of forms and tell us what your your family's

31:20

this is here's a crazy thing. So they wanted my wife's parents names and birthdays and all this

31:27

other info. Okay. So guess what in Mongolia in the 1920s, there's no such thing as a

31:32

fucking birth certificate. We literally don't know when they were born. Really? Yes. We know

31:37

the day because they celebrate it. But we don't know what year they were born. So like, what do

31:42

you feel out of this fucking forum? Like, I don't fucking know. I guess the example I'm trying to

31:46

get to is Minnesota. Okay. The only in Omar. Yeah, she keeps getting elected. Right. Because her base

31:54

is people from. Right. But you're you're reasoning backwards. Well, you're saying I don't I don't

31:59

like no, there's I've done some research on the forefathers and they mentioned this specifically

32:05

that they didn't want to do it. Not they the forefather one or two of them said this. Okay,

32:10

it was more than one. But they lost. No, they didn't. Those people lost the debate. Those laws

32:16

did not get added to the to the rule. Again, it wasn't about the law. It was about their opinion

32:21

of it. Okay. But if they believe that so strongly, why didn't they write into law?

32:30

I don't this is where they they could not predict the future.

32:34

If they could predict the future, they would have been oh fuck, we're not going to do this at all.

32:38

Back then, because how long was the boat ride across the weeks couple weeks. Okay, now it's

32:44

a couple hours. Yeah. So I don't think there's no way they predicted. I don't buy that. I think

32:49

they would have predicted technology will improve in the future. Travel. Okay.

32:55

So like when they wrote the second amendment, for example, you tell me they didn't predict AR15.

32:59

So the so Democrats can ban AR15. No, it doesn't matter what the technology. You have a right

33:05

an inherent right to defend yourself. I believe they're actually referred to like military weapons

33:09

like cannons and stuff. I don't believe they write but they just wrote arms. They didn't write

33:13

but according to Democrats, oh, but they couldn't predict the they could not predict technology.

33:17

Well, that's the argument you're making. No, it's not because because if they want to go off that,

33:22

because then the then in the first amendment, they got to start using a pin of a quill.

33:27

Well, right. So do you because you're making the same argument here. I'm saying that the

33:32

forefathers opinion, not what they put into law. But why would they not put into law?

33:37

Because I don't think they could understand that they could grasp. No, that's not why. It's because

33:42

they're because the majority of them held my opinion, and a couple of them held your opinion,

33:48

and you didn't have the numbers. You want and that could be the possible. That's why I'm seeing

33:53

quotes from certain ones. But again, I don't want the constitution be living document. That's not

33:59

I'm not calling for that. But but that's what we have amendments for. Okay, but you're never going

34:04

to get enough clout to have an amendment for that. So the problem is not wait, wait, immigration or

34:11

legal. I'm all for legal immigration. I have no problem that once so I know I nobody should

34:15

need the government's permission to walk to a place. Yes, I don't understand why you and I

34:21

disagree. I don't understand why you think we can file permission and walk over to Mexico.

34:26

And hang out there for a little bit. That's not an argument. Why not? Because they don't allow the

34:29

fact that they violate my rights does not mean they're not my rights. They are my rights. Those

34:34

people violate my rights. Yeah, I'm forward locking the borders and I don't mind. Okay,

34:38

you're retarded. You're American. Okay, America is about if you want to be free and work for a

34:44

living, then come on over. So the problem is that are you going to melting pot thing here? I mean,

34:49

it kind of is because they don't melt. Well, so that's the problem is that people have warped it so

34:56

that they're now paying people that they're taking my money and your money and giving it to people

35:01

and saying, Hey, come over here and don't work. Don't get a job. Live in this hotel for free.

35:07

Shit on the streets. Because they're because the Democrats are selecting those people. Okay. So

35:12

like, that's the real problem is we have to stop taxing everybody and giving tax money to people

35:19

that want to come here for the wrong reasons. Right? It's just shut it all down and then say,

35:24

Okay, you want to show up? Get to work or starve. And the only people that come here will be like

35:29

my family and your family like they want to fucking work and become American.

35:33

Yeah. The problem is as soon as Trump's out of office, if a Democratic selection,

35:39

again, they're going to open the border, they could open the borders again. But the Democrat

35:43

party is out of control right now. They think of that for like 15%. Do you know what the front

35:48

runners are? Newsome and no, now we're going to run Harris again. Right now, it used to be Newsome,

35:56

AOC, Bernie Sanders and Crockett. Now it's a but a but a but a judge, but a judge. Oh my god.

36:05

But but he's gay. Did you see that? You put your dick and that's where the shit is this gross.

36:10

Did you see they pulled black voters on Buddha judge? Like literally zero. Yeah, it doesn't

36:16

shock you. So yeah, it's gonna be Harris and Buddha judge is who the front runners are right

36:20

now for the Democrat party. They're not getting this. Well, but so we were talking about a census.

36:25

Okay, yeah, it's good. So according to the pedophile writings, we must count people that

36:32

are living here, right? So now here's the funny thing. What it says that in relation to determining

36:41

how many house seats there will be, right? It doesn't say you can't just have a census and do

36:47

whatever you want. Well, otherwise, the census done every 10 years. Well, that's for the house

36:51

appropriation. Right. But yeah, but it doesn't say you can't have other censuses.

36:57

It doesn't say you can't just have a census for a scientific data collection.

37:02

But he wants to use that to change the well, I think I think this is an example of him trolling

37:07

them. Right? Because they fucking bit it right into it, right? They said, oh, this is unconstitutional.

37:12

You can't do this. And like, well, it doesn't say that he can't just run. I mean, like,

37:17

technically, he shouldn't be wasting tax dollars to run extra censuses.

37:20

But is he trolling them if they truly leave illegals off, though?

37:25

Well, because I do believe that's what he wants to do. If you if you hold a non official census,

37:30

you can run it however the fuck you want. Right. But if there's a purpose of that census is to

37:34

well, you can change the numbers for Congress, but he's not he's not going to do that. He can't do

37:38

that. He can't. No, because after the Constitution prevents. But he can he can say, oh, we're going

37:44

to look at this census and decide how to spend money in the future. Republican money. You refer

37:50

to the Constitution all the time. And you read it all the time. But when you do, do you also read

37:55

all the amendments? It's part of the Constitution. Yeah, you read all the amendments. Yeah. Like,

37:59

you could tell me like what's 26 or 27. It's they're not like five or six words. Most of them are

38:07

probably 14. Yeah, 14 is probably the biggest one. Okay. Because that's a three or four

38:11

paragraphs. It's still not that big. So so the whole document is like 20 pages long. So there's

38:16

nothing in the amendments that that correctly. No, stuff.

38:20

You know this, dude, I actually so here, I'm gonna issue a challenge to you. I posted in our chat

38:26

room the other day, and I said, what if me and around do a live test on the episode? And you guys

38:34

can the chat members can form the questions. Because we could probably do live on X. We probably

38:40

can't because I'll sign up. We can do that too. So we have a live show they can they can come out.

38:44

So I wanted the chat to be on the Constitution because I don't I don't read the Constitution.

38:50

So I also gave them choices. I said, you can you can either choose a topic and let us know how

38:55

the times will be studied or you can surprise us with a time. I would have the surprise.

39:00

I saw it's a chat. I want to leave it up in the chat. Okay. The Constitution I in this country,

39:05

we do not follow our Constitution the way we should. So I had to read it. I had to read it to

39:10

pass a test in high school. I did that. You should be reading it once a year. No, I read the one I

39:15

know the ones that are important to me. And at that point, they're all important. 10. So 10. Do we

39:22

follow that at all? What do you mean 10? Number 10. A little bit. Sometimes. See, that's my problem

39:28

with the Constitution. We it's not adhered to like it should be. So that's why I don't want to read it.

39:33

Nobody fucking reads it. If everybody read it. So and when the government broke it, we would say,

39:38

hey, you can't do that. Then we would like fucking read it. That's why you read it. You have your

39:42

issues with dealing with stuff. I have mine. Oh my God. No, no, I'm saying this for a reason.

39:47

But you know every fucking like I'm here for a reason. Clark County ordinance because you want

39:51

to argue with cops. If I if I read the Constitution verbatim and I understand completely, it's going

39:57

to put me down a rabbit hole of like, why the fuck? Why are we? Yes, that's the point. But there's

40:03

nothing I can do to change it. Yes, there is. Everybody else to agree with you. Okay, that's

40:08

the problem. No, it's not. How do you have a different if you can change your mind, they can

40:14

change their mind. Change my mind. You do because you're wrong about a lot of things the Constitution

40:18

says like what? Like whether or not we count illegals or whether or not the government can

40:24

even make it illegal to immigrates. So immigration is a touchy issue. It's not black and white in

40:31

the words. I would think it's an amendment that there's not okay. They don't care to admit the

40:36

only time the amendment the Constitution is for like goofy ass procedural things now like,

40:41

oh, Congress can't vote itself a raise or like, uh, the Vietnam reference the 14th Amendment,

40:46

the Vietnam era. That was in the 1870s. Yeah, I know when it was. Okay. But what's your beef

40:51

with the 14th Amendment? There's a lot of snow. It's not on this end of beef with it. It's packed

40:55

full of shit. It's really not. It's like four paragraphs. But there's a lot in there. There's

41:01

really not every time it's like I do some research on something like I don't like this. Oh, 14th

41:06

Amendment 14th Amendment. That's the problem is you're doing research by like some dumbass on

41:12

Twitter said something or you saw an article just read the I know I'll go to the 14th Amendment

41:17

and read it. But there's like what the fuck and I get worked up because we're not

41:21

stop. Stop getting emotionally involved. I just read it myself and and understand like

41:27

if you don't understand something, look up the word. I need to look up. I know what words mean.

41:31

Okay, there might be like some weird. So stop getting on his rabbit hole. I mean,

41:35

in its own full context, but it's okay. So the Bible, for example, yeah, I'm sure you never

41:41

read the Bible. I have. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Which version? Probably the new international. Okay.

41:47

You've read it from cover to cover? Yes. What the fuck? I was I was raised Catholic. Get a hobby.

41:52

I was raised Southern Baptist. Okay, well, we know no we they beat the Bible and they don't.

41:56

They only beat little bits and pieces. They actually beat us with the Bible.

42:02

We don't we do the King James. Pay attention to little bits and pieces. That's the problem with

42:05

all these fucking with with religion with politics. Okay, you only read one little bit and you just

42:10

stick on that. If you read the whole fucking thing, you realize, oh my god, this is the

42:13

reason I brought up the Bible. Have you ever talked to a Jehovah Witness?

42:18

Not seriously. They spin the Bible and they use the words in the Bible to spin them. Okay.

42:25

Again, it definition of is definition of if definition of this of that. So that's where it

42:31

gets very convoluted because the way it's worded and especially if you're going back to the old

42:37

times when the language was a bit different than it is now, right? You can you can you can we all

42:43

10 people can read one sentence and all have a different view on that. I mean,

42:46

doesn't that prove that it's not the word of God? Like when the word of God just

42:52

be clear as they everybody? Oh, right? Like you think? Well, well, there's different versions of

42:58

the Bible. So, okay, sure. I'm not getting out of problem. This thing here. But my point is,

43:02

is a sentence can be misinterpreted based on how it's worded and with the language we used to

43:07

use towards the things we use now. Yeah, that's where it gets very frustrating for me. So when

43:11

they wrote the Bible, it wasn't like a convention of educated men arguing over every little comma

43:20

and there's an extra burning bush for taking notes. Yes. But when they wrote the Constitution and

43:25

other early laws, it literally was a convention of the most educated men in the country arguing

43:30

over the placement of commas. Like they literally argued over where comma should go, because the

43:35

purpose of the Constitution was to be so that an eighth grade educated person in 1789 could

43:42

understand it, right? So if a 13 year old in 1789 could understand it, modern Americans have no

43:49

fucking excuse. I would say eighth graders had a harder curriculum than our current eighth graders.

43:55

Okay, but again, that's part of the problem, right? We dumbed down America. Yes. Because dumb people

44:00

are easier to manipulate. Right. Yeah. That's what happens when you let government at...

44:06

I just left you open for a shot of me. You didn't take it. Well,

44:10

I'm more mad at the government than I want to insult you. No, that's why they take over education.

44:17

It's one of the first things every government does is because they want, they don't want you to hold

44:23

them accountable. So I got a question for you. So Clark County School District, okay, school just

44:26

started here in Vegas. Clark County School District is taking the vaccine policies a lot more serious

44:32

than they've ever taken them in the past. Well, at least in the last 10 years, Trump got rid of the

44:40

Department of Education. Could this be the change? Could the Department of Education been throttling

44:46

these school districts not to enforce the vaccine, which I think they would because the Democrat

44:51

for pro-vax, it's very convoluted, but I don't... They made a very stark change this year. Well,

44:57

so what's... They made it more strict? Yes. Well, no, they basically said, if you can't prove vaccination,

45:02

you can't... Your child cannot come into school. Oh, great. No school. Thank you. Well, unfortunately,

45:07

people don't do that. With the staff, they're like, you need to prove you have these vaccines,

45:12

so you need to get them. They're like, okay, bye, bye, goodbye. Well, bye, bye. Well, start doing that.

45:17

Stop fucking acting like these people can boss you around. COVID's not on there. Okay,

45:22

you're fair enough. So this is the vaccine? Yeah, so they said like, MMR and that kind of shit. Yeah.

45:25

You know, do you have a... No. A polio, that's what it was. Yeah. Yeah, I got a hold of my arm. Yeah,

45:30

they stopped doing that. Yeah, so I have a permanent marker on my arm. So... Well, so like,

45:36

apparently that one actually worked after like the first 10 years where they fucked it up completely.

45:41

So... Do you know that? So like the first polio vaccine, like, made a bunch of people sick as

45:45

fuck. They had to like revoke it and everything. So look into that. Okay, I had a conversation with

45:50

somebody and they explained this to me and the polio vaccine did not work. Hold on. No,

45:55

they did. The modern one. The modern one. Okay, but also... It's not oral. They still get juice. Yeah,

46:00

but they had something to do with like pig farms and the pig farms were getting people sick. Yeah.

46:05

And they played that on polio. This is not my conspiracy. I don't care because I'm not an

46:11

anti-vaxxer. I don't know the details. I haven't read about the stuff in a while. But there is a

46:15

really cool conspiracy that revolves around that. That makes you think about it. Again, it's not...

46:20

Well, I say conspiracy, but truth teller. I know the first batches were like contaminated. I mean,

46:26

I'm vaccinated as a child. I'm not vaccinated with COVID. My child was vaccinated as a child. He's not

46:32

vaccinated with COVID. He was an adult. He made his own name decision and I was really happy he did.

46:39

But growing up with me, what else are you going to do? Oh, I'm going to go get the vaccine.

46:43

I'm going to get the vaccine. Okay, I won't get the vaccine. You vaccinated yet?

46:48

Is there a vaccine for punches? Is that an urge? Get a vaccine for that? You little bit? No. No,

46:53

he made his own choice without my... I actually said to him, you make the choice of what you want

46:58

to do. And he goes, what? Find another job with an employee with a company that has less than

47:05

100 employees. Do you know why that's important? Because that was the rule they made. That was

47:10

the rule. If the COVID vaccine, Biden was trying to force every company with employees of 100 or

47:16

more to vaccinate all their employees and my son was going to put a job with a company that had

47:21

less than 100 employees. And I worked for a self-employed company. So I think I would have been

47:26

exempt of that anyway. Why would you care? Who gives a fuck? Just ignore them. Well, they would fire

47:32

you. And they're winning lawsuits right now. You would be rich. You would pay off your fucking

47:36

IRS bill if you were to dumbass. No, that is true. There are people serving, but the problem is the

47:40

media doesn't talk about it. I don't care. I got my million. I don't give a fuck what they need to

47:44

talk about. No, no, no, no. What I'm saying though is they should be talking about this. I'm actually mad

47:47

they didn't fire me. Oh, well, no, I like what Trump did with the military. Come on, y'all. Y'all

47:55

get your jobs back and back pay. No, that that one back. Pay them a lawsuit. Fuck that.

48:01

I mean, you, I bet the military can't sell probably not with the military. Yeah,

48:05

because you like you sign your life away. Yeah, so let's do some housekeeping.

48:10

We're gonna get to the Monero challenge. But before we do, I want to ask you what do you bring

48:16

into the barbecue? I've ordered the beef. So the beef is on the way. It's gonna be ground beef.

48:19

I'm gonna make burgers. So we're gonna need some buns, cheese, pickles, that kind of stuff.

48:25

Right now my guard's not doing good enough to bring stuff in the garden. No, do this, the heat's

48:29

fucking it up. I moved my garden this year to a different area in the yard. I'm trying to fertilize

48:35

that area and light it on fucking fire and start all over and in West Virginia where it actually

48:41

grows. Let me talk to my wife. I don't know. I mean, I can bring some some white whiskey again,

48:49

but I did that once already. And yeah, let me think about it. I don't know.

48:55

Okay, well then let's pick last week's winner. Give away some money.

48:59

All right, we got somebody who came in and maybe took a shot at me.

49:02

It's a funny one. It's very funny. That's cool. I love you.

49:06

So the last week's challenge was how would you sneak a dildo in to the next WNB? Oh,

49:13

before we go with that, somebody on XMR Bazaar where the Monero market, somebody was selling

49:21

the, like you pay me and I will throw a dildo at the next WNBA game and somebody bought it.

49:30

So somebody paid $2,000 in Monero to pay for the next dildo. So the guy who paid because he picked

49:35

the color of the dildo? I don't know. Because the reason is this guy can get credit or something.

49:40

Yeah, he could have poly marketed himself on the other end. Yeah. Yeah, we were talking about that.

49:44

No, that's hilarious. So watch for dildos people. But yeah, so how would you sneak a dildo in?

49:51

And first up is Al McGuest, who says wear it as a strap on and do the old sweat pants talk.

49:58

They'll never know. Next up, we have Frank J. Trezza. And Frank was on the show, if you guys

50:04

remember. He was talking about his job as a pen tester. Oh, yes. Oh, he still listens. That's awesome.

50:12

And I think he might have been drunk or stoned when he answered me. Because he said,

50:17

Oh, I think he was talking to me. No, no, no, good choice. It's possible. He said,

50:23

I'm gay and VCR cleaner. And I wasn't sure what the heck you meant. And I asked him, like,

50:30

well, I don't get the VCR cleaner reference. And he said, Oh, it's a lemon party reference.

50:35

Did you remember lemon party? Don't Google this people. No, I don't. So it was a shock site.

50:41

And you would go there. And it was like a photo of three old men in an orgy together. And I don't

50:47

know why it was called lemon party. But there was no VCR in there. So I don't know what Frank was

50:51

talking about. But good luck to him for the answer. Next up is Matt McHugh. And here's the special

50:57

image that you made. So it says, number one, shove defining rods through the dildos. Number two,

51:04

the rods have magical powers. So number three, the rods powers will make the dildos disappear.

51:09

And four, walk through security.

51:12

So defining rods, okay, so we have to clarify something. No, no, no, defining rods are used

51:18

to find water that's the groundwater. Okay, I know what it is. I'm not necessarily saying those

51:24

work. Okay, I said they make they make rods that will find water in a pipe. No, they don't. They do.

51:30

Yes, they do. The scam. No, it's not. It's a scam. Okay, right in front of me. He brought his x-ray.

51:37

He was scamming you. Okay. No, I've actually I was trying to buy some before this week's show.

51:44

Next up, we have captivating virtuosity. You contact me on simplex. He says,

51:49

the best place to keep the green dildo is up yourself, or in one of those foam fingers,

51:55

or in your rain boots. I like the foam finger idea. That's pretty brilliant.

51:58

The rubbers. Yeah, well, no, the rain boots are rubbers. No, they weren't in the 70s. You might

52:03

be too young for that. Yeah, we were. I thought it was the Lashes. Well, no, but it was because we

52:07

would wear shoes to school, but they would put the rubber boots over our shoes. Yeah, they were

52:12

designed for that. The Lashes. And they were, well, we call them rubbers. They probably cut

52:17

cut onto that. Come on, kids, call them the Lashes. And he continues, get crafty and you

52:22

can have the balls as a stress ball and the other as a large gummy worm. Bonus points if you take

52:28

a bite at the gate. I love our listeners.

52:37

Captivating virtuosity. And last up is Monero Bash, who says, strap to your thigh or under a wig.

52:45

Since wigs are a big thing at the WNBA games. I like that. But see, I, that's the one I was waiting

52:51

for is strap to your thigh. And like, but like do it so it shows. You want to, sir, is that a

52:57

dill, you want to touch and find out? Are you going to show it to you? No, because here's the thing.

53:02

I used to go to the Timmy Park Music Center, right? Okay. I would go with my son because he

53:06

liked, he likes heavy metal. I would go with his big, because he was younger and my wife, I had to

53:10

go with them and they, we walk right through. No, no, no, no, no problem. When I go to the

53:15

Leonard Skinner Kid Rock Show, the dude dropped his thumb down my pants. Now it was just a home.

53:22

I mean, some of the best he's going to get is pubic hair on that one. But I'm like, I was here

53:27

for like disturbed and you guys did nothing. But Leonard Skinner Kid Rock, you're actually

53:31

dropping a digit on me. Fuck them. Make sure we spelled Frank's name right here. Okay, let's find

53:38

out who wins. Spin the wind.

53:44

He gets a twofer. All right, you know the rules, contact us and get your Monero. Track us down.

53:49

What do we got next here?

53:50

I think we'll get one more video. You got one more X story and I got a story I want to talk about.

53:54

I guess we don't have another story. No. Okay. It was just the homepage. What do you got?

53:59

So I wanted to talk about the tornado cash verdict which came out last week. So tornado cash was

54:06

this Bitcoin service that mixed up the Bitcoins and people were using it to commit crimes

54:11

allegedly. Okay. And they arrested the founders of tornado cash and said you were operating

54:17

unlicensed money lending institution and all this other bullshit. So there are actually three counts.

54:26

One was running an unlicensed money transfer business. One was conspiracy to evade sanctions

54:31

against North Korea. And the third was money laundering. So they were found guilty on the

54:37

money transfer business. And the other two, the jury was deadlocked. So they might be doing a

54:42

retrial on those. So this is bad news because again, this was open source software. Anybody

54:50

could run it and run a pool. Now, like the one thing I did mention last week or two weeks ago

54:55

was they were profiting off of it, which might have been the nail in the coffin. Because if you're

55:00

going to do open source software, you can't be having ways to profit yourself that aren't avoidable.

55:11

So if you want to, well, I mean, it's just it's just an ethical thing, right? It's not it's not

55:16

a legal thing. It's an ethical thing. So if you're going to say I release this software,

55:20

right, I can't stop you from using it. I can't make you pay me to use it. So Linux,

55:26

there's no way to profit off Linux. Well, so there's there's ways to profit off Linux, right? So

55:31

what Linus Torvalz does is he created all these foundations. And essentially what they do is they

55:36

offer support, right? So it's a big industry, big corporations. So like if you're McDonald's,

55:42

and you want to run Linux on your server farm, you would go to a Linux foundation and say, hey,

55:48

we've installed Linux, which they're allowed to do perfectly free, right? But we want to pay you

55:53

to administer it for us, right? Because it still takes work, right? Someone's got to do the updates.

55:57

Someone's got to make sure everything was working smoothly. So that's how you would make money

56:02

ethically as a Linux server operator, right? And that's kind of what these guys were doing.

56:08

But it just the way that the system works. And you know, you're talking to a jury of people that

56:16

don't use crypto and darn tech savvy, right? When the prosecutors get up there, they fucking put up

56:22

all sorts of charts and graphs and and all this bullshit, it just dazzled them with bullshit.

56:26

And like, it's very hard as the defense lawyer to debunk all that shit. Okay,

56:32

in a way that doesn't put a jury to sleep, right? It's just fucking hard. And if you don't have an

56:35

educated jury, like, you're kind of fucked. But yeah, this is bad news, because they're going to

56:41

start going after other projects. Right? This is this sets a precedent, right? It's unlike

56:47

they're going to it's unlike thinking they're going to after Monero because Monero has very

56:50

different qualities like one, nobody's profiting off of Monero, running Monero,

56:55

to we don't even know who a lot of the devs are, right? A lot of them are just plain anonymous.

56:59

And like, we don't know where they live, what country, good luck, they're not American, what

57:03

are you going to say? Right? So yeah, like, this is bullshit, but we got to move forward from here.

57:09

So apparently it doesn't matter if you're in a different country anymore.

57:12

I mean, it kind of does like, no, you're the UK, right? They're threatening to come out for America.

57:17

And they haven't. They're not going to do anything. They're just all bullshit.

57:20

Oh, oh, no, I really want to see this happen. I want to see these fucking UK people.

57:29

What was that noise? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Let's kick the door in.

57:34

So I see you have a telly. Have you got your license for your telly?

57:38

Do you know they're going after the cat call women? I saw that.

57:41

They sent women, which I felt bad for these women, every because they were the one they were the

57:47

decoys you can't call. And they weren't running clothes and they kept their hair running. So

57:54

they may be attractive under different circumstances, but people are like, oh,

57:59

they're ugly. They're not pretty. Well, we can't call them. And I'm like, I don't think that's the

58:02

fucking point, but we're not right. Well, one thing I didn't hear and I heard they arrested a

58:07

bunch of people. Yeah, I didn't hear descriptions of the arrested people. Well, one guy got arrested

58:13

for theft. I know it was like what? What do you feel? But it's not just cat calling. Yeah. If you

58:19

look too long. No, that's what they're arresting people for. What the fuck? Now, I would have

58:26

believed if you'd said, oh, some of these men are like slapping their asses. And that's what

58:30

this is getting arrested for. But so what? No, but your theory is right. A lot of people are

58:35

saying they're immigrants. I didn't say that at all. I didn't say that. No, I said a lot of people.

58:41

Your theory is because you want to write there. I didn't say I just want to describe them. But

58:46

the problem is they're pro immigrant. Yes. So that's that's what I don't understand. Yeah,

58:51

I don't think it is. Well, I don't see more details. We've lost the UK. I'm just saying,

58:56

of course, they're gone. Germany's not far behind in France and their husband and husband.

59:02

Think about that. The lawsuit. Oh, what's your name? The French president suing Candace Owens.

59:08

And one shows her opinion is he's suing me because he knows I can have the case thrown out

59:16

because it's unprecedented. You are a president from one country cannot sue a reporter in another

59:21

country. So she says she kind of threw up, but she goes, I'm not having this thrown out. She goes,

59:27

I want to do discovery. This will be funny. Well, but I don't know what jurisdiction they're suing

59:31

her in. Maryland. One of the East Coast States. Weird. No, it is weird, but she's trying to have

59:38

it moved to I think Florida or a state where she lives in, or I don't know where she lives at,

59:42

but she says her I'm not a Candace Owens fan, so I don't have a lot of this information. Yeah.

59:48

But her answer to the lawsuit was, Oh, discovery is going to be fun. She must know. Was that her

59:53

official answer? Yes. Like if you read the lawsuit, she was serving the lawsuit. Yeah. And her answer

1:00:00

to the podcast was, I want to see your actual answer because you have to answer to the court.

1:00:05

Well, she's got an attorney to do that. Okay. Is she an attorney?

1:00:10

Even if you are, most people don't. So, but it was just, I mean, it was the look in her eyes,

1:00:16

the smirk on her face because she must know. I saw a lawyer, I think it was Viva Fry, who's kind

1:00:23

of a right leaning lawyer. I've seen his story. And I think it was him that was talking about this,

1:00:27

and he said they might have a case against her. So, I don't know. Like, I don't know the finer

1:00:32

details of this kind of stuff, especially internationally. So, I heard an interview

1:00:37

with her. I don't know her parts of it, but she goes, no, I couldn't have the case thrown out,

1:00:41

because she goes, what, how are they going to collect? Right. She goes, it's, it's, it's,

1:00:46

this has never happened. And she goes, this is not going to go through the full trial. But she goes,

1:00:52

I do want to do discovery. So, that's what I want to see. Let's see what happens. I mean,

1:00:57

seriously, dude, have you seen the Cone's wife? Yeah, but like, kind of looks like a dude. Well,

1:01:02

dude, that's the thing is like, that is not defamation in America. No, she went beyond that.

1:01:07

She said a lot more than that. Well, she said she was a border man. Well, she said, well, she went,

1:01:10

again, she went a lot further than that. So, like, she was saying things like,

1:01:16

I don't want to fucking get myself here, but, but she went very far. And she said things

1:01:21

that were able to be considered defamation. Okay. So, like, if you were to say, so and so has been

1:01:29

convicted of murder, when they have it, right, that's defamation per se. She was at that level.

1:01:34

But do they understand American law? Because I'm assuming they have lawyers. No, no, no,

1:01:38

I'm assuming she has for her podcast as a company. And she's protected personally protected from her.

1:01:46

And that didn't work for Alex Jones. Alex Jones was a setup. Well, but they look at

1:01:51

the same thing. Why not? Yeah, but that was invited to an office. So it doesn't matter.

1:01:56

Yeah. I don't think it was a federal judge. It's a Maryland judge, right? Well,

1:02:00

they're going to file for a change of venue. If the cases have dropped. Because seriously,

1:02:05

she's going to go for discovery. Yeah. And I mean, I don't know, pull your pants down. I don't

1:02:10

know if you can do that in discovery. Your wife was born a man. My wife's not born a man. I'm

1:02:14

going to sue you. Okay, there's one way right now. Well, that wouldn't prove it.

1:02:20

If she's swinging dick. Okay, they would prove it if you saw a dick. Yes. Yeah. But if you saw a

1:02:25

vagina, that wouldn't prove the opposite. Right. You saw what you saw. Okay, so you saw a vagina.

1:02:30

I mean, she has surgery to happen. But you can look for the clenors. I'm not going to go digging

1:02:35

in there. Look up the hood and see if there's a clue. I don't think that should do that in

1:02:39

discovery. I'm not sure. I mean, that's the basis of the lawsuit. You're either swinging dick or you

1:02:45

got a clit. And I mean, I don't know, I've seen some clips that look like they're swinging dick,

1:02:50

but I don't know. I think they would have like a neutral doctor. If they even went this far,

1:02:54

they would have a neutral doctor who who. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is America 2025.

1:02:59

We do all shit on podcasts. Bring that bitch on a podcast. Have her, him, whatever the fuck it is,

1:03:06

drop trial. And I was the swinging dick. And it's your friends, the balls, the balls brothers.

1:03:14

I don't know. I, I'm going to watch this and have a lot of fun with it. So

1:03:20

are you going to jump into your training session? Okay, so I was last week, I was going to talk

1:03:26

about something and got distracted. And now this week, there's Monero news. So I'm going to, I'm

1:03:30

going to talk about that. So there's this crypto meme coin called cubic with a Q. And what this guy

1:03:40

is doing is he's attacking Monero, claiming that he can take over the network. Now the way this

1:03:48

cubic shit works is they're doing something called useful proof of work. So normal crypto is

1:03:56

Monero or Bitcoin is proof of work, right? So you're just doing a mathematical puzzle,

1:04:00

whoever solves the puzzle work first wins the block. And what what this useful proof of work is,

1:04:08

is in theory, you have to prove that you made an AI generate something useful, or you made a

1:04:18

patentable invention or or they came up with this idea of, okay, if you've mined Monero,

1:04:24

that was useful proof of work. So now you get some cubic too. Okay. But you can only prove this

1:04:32

by mining through their pool. So we created his own pool. And he said, come mine Monero on my pool.

1:04:39

And I'll give you cubic on top of the Monero. Okay. So the idea was to encourage people to go to

1:04:45

his pool. And once his pool gets 50% of the of the global hash rate, he can take over Monero.

1:04:54

So this is this is a problem in all in all proof of work crypto is called the 51% attack.

1:04:59

So if you get 51% of all the hash power, you can basically ignore the other 49. Right. So

1:05:07

let's say you wanted to send me some Monero, okay. And the miners are suffering a 51% attack run by me.

1:05:16

Well, okay, let's let's say it's run by you. Okay. So now what you would do is you would say,

1:05:22

okay, I'm going to mine Ron's transaction to Dave, right. So now Dave gets his money.

1:05:29

And then you would rewind it, right. So that I don't have the transaction anymore. And then you

1:05:35

would spend it again somewhere else. So you can essentially double spend. Right. So you can buy

1:05:40

something for me. I've already sent you the product. And you can rewind the blockchain and spend it

1:05:46

somewhere else. So so this is this is a problem in any proof of work crypto. And this guy's claiming

1:05:53

he can do it to Monero. Okay. So all this shit blew up this week. Now let's actually talk about

1:05:58

what's really going on. So he tried to get all his meme bros to start mining Monero on his pool.

1:06:07

And that wasn't working. And he made all these claims like, Oh, the Monero people are DDoSing me

1:06:12

and and they're knocking our systems offline. And like, there was no evidence of that whatsoever.

1:06:16

We were just making shit up. Okay. So then what he started to do, what we suspect is that he went

1:06:21

out and bought a bunch of Amazon machines or rented a bunch of Amazon cloud machines. Okay.

1:06:27

And started making them mine Monero. So if you do the math on the profitability of this, he's

1:06:34

losing like a million bucks a day doing this. But is his bigger goal going to make him the

1:06:39

best? Well, so that's that's where we're going to go. So

1:06:43

of course, actually, let me look it up right now, because I looked it up before I came,

1:06:46

but it's constantly changing changing. So the mining power is actually public. So we know

1:06:54

what percent every pool has. Yeah. And as I'm looking at it right now,

1:07:00

they're still hovering at about 44%. So that is now it is kind of that shitty that

1:07:09

is very close. Yeah. But it's kind of deceptive because it's not a linear relationship. So to

1:07:16

add that extra percent is a lot harder than it was to add the previous one. Okay. So

1:07:22

yeah, that makes sense. And that's also the last 100 blocks. So now if you remember Monero is

1:07:27

every two minutes, there's a block. So every 100 blocks, that's 200 minutes or

1:07:33

that's, yeah, 200 minutes. So what is that like, almost three hours? Okay. So you can look at the

1:07:39

last 100 blocks. And you can look at the last 1000 blocks. And when you look the last 1000 blocks,

1:07:45

he's barely breaking 15%. Because you can get lucky in the short run. Yeah, that's what's happening.

1:07:52

So the lower the the timeframe, the lucky, not make sense. You can show luckier bursts, right?

1:07:59

And a lot of this, he's got like all these bots on Twitter that are just hype, like talking bullshit,

1:08:04

right? Like, Monero's dead. And like, this has affected the Monero price. So the Monero price

1:08:10

has been steadily declining since this shit. He's getting like hype from like crypto magazine or

1:08:17

Bitcoin magazine who are more than happy to write about the death of Monero. But honestly, it's

1:08:22

all FUD and FUD means fear, uncertainty, doubt, which essentially it's all sub bullshit, right?

1:08:28

So yes, he is fucking with the network a little bit like every once in a while, he'll make a rewind.

1:08:34

But the way Monero works is there's a 10 block lock, it's called. So when you send me Monero,

1:08:41

I have to wait 10 blocks before I can send it somewhere else. Okay. And what he has done is

1:08:47

he's done a rewind on seven blocks. So seven blocks is meaning it's just an annoyance, right? It just

1:08:53

means you have to wait a little longer for the Monero to show up. Now, once he gets 11 blocks,

1:08:58

which is where that hash, the 51% comes in, which I doubt he's going to get.

1:09:02

That's when you can start fucking, you could start doing the double spend problem.

1:09:05

But what if it's Almagast? And he's getting him.

1:09:08

Oh, there you go. There you go.

1:09:10

He's just really going down a Monero giveaway.

1:09:13

So now the, if this is just, I've looked at this guy's Twitter, he's fucking nuts. Like he's genuinely

1:09:19

skips though. Yeah, but he just rants at fucking clouds and shit. Yeah, but the savants, man.

1:09:24

Well, that's true. But what I really think is going on here is like this guy doesn't have billions

1:09:29

of dollars to blow, right? Someone is bankrolling this guy.

1:09:32

He's easy funded. That's a problem.

1:09:33

So it could be a government. Now, if it's a government, yes, we're fine. They could absolutely

1:09:39

blow a bunch of money and destroy Monero anytime they want. Now, they haven't up till now. So

1:09:44

what's different about now? Right? Well, we have this tornado cash shit.

1:09:48

We have all these wall, like all these exchanges that are freaking out about the tornado cash shit.

1:09:55

We have Google came out and said they're not going to have wallets.

1:10:01

They're not going to have self custody wallets, unless the makers have a FinCEN ID license.

1:10:06

Now they later came and walked that back. But why did they say it in the first place?

1:10:10

Right? So I think that's a plan that they have in the works, and they accidentally communicated

1:10:15

it early. So there are like, there are reasons to attack Monero right now.

1:10:20

But I like, what can we do other than just keep mining, right? So this is the time to

1:10:26

fucking start mining. Go back and watch our episode where I taught you how to do that.

1:10:30

Get GOOP hacks, add more hash power, because we have to stop this.

1:10:34

So could this be, could he be a government agent?

1:10:38

I don't think he's an agent himself. So he's, he might be bankrolled by that.

1:10:44

I can't go into detail this because I don't do finance shit, but look what the government

1:10:49

did in the 30s of silver. Well, yeah, they fucked a lot of people. Right. Could this be

1:10:54

happening right now with Monero? It's possible. Because I do believe Bitcoin is compromised.

1:10:58

Yeah. I do. Yeah, Bitcoin already controls it. And Monero, which is secretive, but yet we know

1:11:05

the percentage of Monero that's out there. But it's the percentage of hash. So every mind of

1:11:11

Monero is public, just like Bitcoin, right? So when you mine, it's public. So like if you're mining,

1:11:18

it's public that it went to that address. So if you are mining, you want to do it every week or so,

1:11:24

cycle it to a different address. Because that's when the privacy kicks in after the mining happens.

1:11:31

So yeah, so mining is public. We know who wins a block. And they are dangerously close

1:11:39

to getting this. Now, again, if they get it once and then back down, right, that's not a danger.

1:11:46

The danger is a sustained 51% tax. Yeah, I get that. So they have to be spending millions of dollars

1:11:52

every single day for a lot of days. If he's mining constantly, it might dip down, but it's going to

1:11:57

go right back up. Well, what will go down and back up? The percentage of Monero he owns.

1:12:03

He's continually mining. I'm assuming he's buying it as well. Oh, so that's the other thing is,

1:12:08

there's no way to really prove this, but we suspect that he's taking the Monero

1:12:13

and dumping it on markets, which is why the price is going down, and then using it to buy his own

1:12:19

shit coin, right, which is pumping on the price. So like in his crazy fucking warp mind,

1:12:25

he can spend these millions of dollars a day and then pump his coin to the moon. Watch out for the

1:12:29

Vans, man. Yeah. Now, if he's just some rogue idiot, it's never going to work.

1:12:34

Would a rogue idiot get 44%? Yes. Well, that's why I'm not sure he's a rogue idiot. Okay. So like,

1:12:40

if it's a government backed problem, then then we got a real problem on our hands. Because if he's

1:12:45

a rogue dumbass, I wouldn't worry about this at all. But either way, take this as an initiative

1:12:51

to start mining, right? Pull up your miners, learn how it works, bring hash power on our side.

1:12:57

If the government is a part of this, Monero's done.

1:13:02

Okay, we'll find something else. It's not like they can just stop. Yeah. But if you have a bunch

1:13:06

of Monero, doesn't that go worthless at that point? Well, so the other thing is, if you have a 51%,

1:13:13

sustained 51%, you can't break the hidden, the secrecy, right? But you can show it lower the

1:13:19

cost towards nothing. It's a penny stock. Well, not necessarily, because Monero is still useful

1:13:26

for its properties, right? So people are still using it on dark markets. And that will be a

1:13:31

countervailing thing driving the price back up. But the price is set by the mayor on the dark

1:13:37

markets, the price is set by the Monero price. If he crashes the Monero price, I'm saying like,

1:13:41

no, the Monero price is propped up by people using it. Okay. So when people come in and say,

1:13:48

I want to buy heroin, oh, I need Monero, okay, I got to buy Monero, that makes the price go up.

1:13:53

Okay. So either way, learn how to mine, start mining, get hash power to help defeat this shit,

1:14:01

whether it's a government or not, right? Start doing it because you want to get involved in the

1:14:05

community for if we do have to move to something else, you'll be ready to help us do that.

1:14:11

Yeah, you guys hear my dogs. My dogs want to eat somebody apparently right now.

1:14:15

I'm gonna bring this up. I said, I don't need to but I can't, I've heard them.

1:14:23

That's not potash, Polish, no matter that's it. How do you pronounce that word?

1:14:28

I have no fucking idea. Even the computer doesn't know.

1:14:31

Yeah, no, no. So, okay, so I'm not going to do a training session. I'm going to talk about my

1:14:36

past weekend. The town, it's a PA word. What?

1:14:46

So I went ghost hunting over the weekend. I was going to name the town, right now I can't remember it.

1:14:59

No, it's not, oh, over the hotel maybe. Over the hotel is the fucking shining hotel.

1:15:04

Are you serious? Yeah. Well, the Stanley hotel was where he wrote it at. Overland.

1:15:15

So, I don't necessarily believe in ghosts.

1:15:19

Pioche. Pioche, that's the name of the town. How'd you come up with that?

1:15:23

Overland hotel. So I said the Overland hotel. So basically my wife, she's more open to ghosts

1:15:30

than I am. And I want to say that I don't believe in ghosts, but I also know a number of people

1:15:38

that believe in ghosts and they've got cool stories that I don't think they're making up.

1:15:44

So I'm open to it. So my wife had booked us. Yeah, that's way up there.

1:15:49

Oh, it was only like two and a half hours away. You put it by Area 51 though. Yeah.

1:15:54

Which is going to come into play on this one too. So we booked a ghost hunt in the desert

1:16:02

with this ranch in Pioche, Nevada. Monday before the weekend, they canceled, which I think I brought

1:16:08

up last week, not enough interest. So we went out riding these both ghost hunting tools. We

1:16:13

don't know how to fucking use them, but we figured it out. So we went to Pioche, Nevada.

1:16:20

And it's a very small town. It was a mining town. It's so active. So we kind of like hunt

1:16:28

around in the day because we wanted to go inside at night. There's some weirdness to it. There were

1:16:35

some motorcycle clubs there that don't really want to play around with. Some conversations they

1:16:41

overheard. Maybe they're doing all the ghost shit the scary way. No, there was a certain club around

1:16:46

Nevada that's, there are one. Do you understand the 1% or 99% clubs? No. The 1% clubs are the

1:16:51

outlaw clubs. The 99% are not the outlaw clubs. This is the 1% club. They seem fine, but they

1:16:57

were staying in our hotel, which I thought was weird, but they must rule that area.

1:17:02

So whatever. So we had our ghost hunting equipment and it was also, it was a full moon

1:17:09

on that Saturday. It was the, the, the salmon moon.

1:17:13

Which were wolves though? No, no, no, no. The reason I bring that up is because we wanted to see

1:17:18

the full moon and it's the salmon moon or the, it was a, it was a moon for a fisherman basically,

1:17:25

which was beautiful. And we saw it is full glory. We didn't see the stars because the

1:17:29

clouds started to roll in, but we could sort of get the moon out there. So come nightfall.

1:17:36

So we, we stayed in the Overland Hotel, which has a, they advertise a haunted hotel room and it's

1:17:42

number 10. So when I found that out, I told, I texted my wife, booked room number 10. She did

1:17:49

not know why I texted her that, but she was already on the phone with them. So she booked room 10 and

1:17:54

they didn't say anything. They were like, okay, we need room 10. And then I told her, you know,

1:17:59

that's a haunted room. She goes, we're fucking saying a haunted room. I'm like, she believes in

1:18:03

ghost. I know. So I'm like, yeah, what's the problem? She's reading reviews on this and they're

1:18:08

like, there's a ghost in that fucking room. So, but we did our, we did our equipment. I got a

1:18:15

video camera with an IR lens on it, night vision. Then we've got the EMG meter. We've got the

1:18:24

temperature gun. We got a whole bunch of fucking cool tools. Found no ghost. No shit. But yeah,

1:18:31

exactly. But what we did do is after we got out of the bar, we went to the saloon because the

1:18:36

saloon was at the base of our hotel. And then once the sun went down, the moon came out and we

1:18:42

were hoping the stars were up, we headed out into the town. We investigated, we investigated

1:18:50

the abandoned hospital. Oh, it was abandoned hospital. That sounds fun, actually. Oh, no,

1:18:55

it gets better. So, this is, yeah. So we did that, found nothing. So we went over to the old

1:19:02

courthouse, which is now a museum. Now, we had been there earlier in the day because we wanted to

1:19:08

kind of get the layout of the land because we knew when we were there, they were going to be closed

1:19:11

and we want to know what windows and what areas to get. So we're in this museum and we're walking

1:19:17

around. We go upstairs and there was a courtroom and they had like these, like they literally had

1:19:23

like mannequins, but they were like weird looking mannequins, like with rubber faces and shit.

1:19:27

And I told the guy who worked there, go, oh dude, I would so switch these around every day I worked

1:19:31

here to freak out the people who've worked here before. But, and I go, hey, wait a second.

1:19:38

How long, how long was this courthouse? He's like, oh, it's like the 1800s. I go, oh, where the

1:19:44

fuck did you hang people? Where are the gallows at? He goes, oh, right outside. I go, what?

1:19:49

There's, yeah, this little square here. This is where the gallows were. I'm like,

1:19:53

we hung people here. And I'm like, oh, yeah, we're coming back here tonight. So again, we go the

1:19:59

courthouse and I can't get inside. We could have went back the next day and did it all inside, but

1:20:04

we just, yeah, whatever. I want to do it at night because I think it adds to the fun of it. But we

1:20:09

were able to see the gallow areas from the fence and, and there was a apparently there's a ghost

1:20:14

hunting app. We don't have it, but the curator of the museum or the, the, whatever the dosy,

1:20:21

what he has a name for himself. He said, yeah, the last people that were here, they're apt to

1:20:27

go to this tree. And he said, look down. They go, well, the fuck does that mean? He goes, I don't

1:20:33

know. So we, we, we did, I don't know. We got a little tool that did the tree. Nothing.

1:20:37

Now, Peosh, Nevada is the most haunted city in Nevada.

1:20:44

Well, I mean, if you believe in haunted, but, but whatever. It was actually had more deaths

1:20:50

in Tombstone, Arizona had back in back then. They were a silver mining camp. 74 people died

1:20:57

in this mining camp before someone died of natural causes.

1:21:01

A flick.

1:21:01

Do you understand that? I mean, does that make sense?

1:21:03

What was the death? What were the deaths?

1:21:05

Shootings. Jesus.

1:21:06

The gunfights. I, I maybe mining accidents too, but it was, they, they focused on the gunfights.

1:21:12

So there were 74 graves in boot hill. We saw no ghosts there, but stay tuned. We're going to,

1:21:20

we're going to hit every ghost town here in Nevada to find out if we find the ghost town.

1:21:24

I heard there was one, like somewhere near Bakersfield, California was a big place for that.

1:21:30

Yeah. Well, California, Arizona, after we, we cleared Nevada.

1:21:34

So I'll be talking about this on a regular.

1:21:38

Now you, you also said that there was some kind of vortex at this place?

1:21:44

The vortex.

1:21:45

Yeah. You said that's what they're advertising. They were advertising.

1:21:51

The ranch or the hotel?

1:21:52

I don't know. You said it.

1:21:53

I don't remember using the word vortex.

1:21:55

Because it might not have been a vortex, but like, because a lot of these towns will do something

1:21:59

where like they'll, they'll build a house and it has all these weird optical illusions.

1:22:05

And like they'll say, oh, it's the vortex causing it. I mean, like it's a $5, whatever.

1:22:09

Yeah.

1:22:10

See some cool illusions.

1:22:12

But I thought, I thought maybe that would have been there.

1:22:14

Yeah. So the, the, the ranch we were supposed to go to did claim that, you know, you will,

1:22:19

we'll probably see ghosts and stuff. And they had, we were going to do it in the

1:22:22

in the burial ground, whether it was an actual in the burial ground, I don't know.

1:22:26

It's fun. I had a good time. My wife had a good time.

1:22:28

And then on the way home, we got to stop in Rachel Nevada. Do you know where Rachel Nevada is?

1:22:34

It's right next to area 51.

1:22:36

Ah, okay.

1:22:37

So, so this is what it's weird. Okay. So we were doing,

1:22:42

do you have the black mailboxes?

1:22:44

Nope.

1:22:44

The black mailbox is a mailbox on the extra, extra terrestrial highway.

1:22:50

And you can stop there and you can put a note to aliens in there.

1:22:54

And we were told that it's been removed because people were vandalizing it and kept stealing it.

1:22:58

So they guess that they just gave up on doing it, whoever was actually doing it.

1:23:02

But it was back again. And I knew it was new because they only had a few stickers on it,

1:23:07

which before it was covered in stickers. The weird thing about it was it had a wooden,

1:23:12

a four by four post at the bottom of the post was a baby doll roped tied to the post.

1:23:20

Now that's a little creepy, but the note attached to it was weird. It said,

1:23:25

this is your problem now.

1:23:26

What the fuck?

1:23:28

I don't want to know. I'm not asking any goddamn questions.

1:23:32

We got back in the garden drool point.

1:23:34

No. So we actually left, we left, what did I believe in there?

1:23:38

I had some gummies that were not edible. I wouldn't give up edibles.

1:23:42

They were energy gummies.

1:23:44

Okay.

1:23:44

So I left them for the aliens because you know, it's a long trip for the aliens to get here.

1:23:49

And this is, I want to give them energy to get back.

1:23:53

So, so we went to a world famous restaurant in Rachel, Nevada.

1:24:01

It's a, they got good hamburgers and that's kind of what they're known for.

1:24:05

But I was talking to the person that worked there, but I want to go to the area 51.

1:24:09

They're like, well, this is what you're going to do. You got to go this direction and do this

1:24:13

and this and this, but don't cross the line in the road.

1:24:15

Don't cross that line in the road because they will arrest you.

1:24:17

I go, fair enough, not crossing that line because she was sending us to the back gate,

1:24:22

but then we also bought a map for 40 cents.

1:24:26

And the direction she gave me and the back gate on the map were two different areas.

1:24:31

And I'm like, we got about 20 minutes into the trip down the county road, which is a dirt gravel

1:24:37

road. And we're like, yeah, let's just turn around. So I'm going to do a little bit more research,

1:24:43

but one day I'm going to make it to the gate of area 51 where I legally can be because I'm not

1:24:48

going to, two places that I'll fuck around. I will fuck around all over this country.

1:24:54

I will get into it. I will stand up to cops. I will stand up to anybody.

1:25:00

Indian reservations and military bases. I do not fuck around it. They have a different law.

1:25:06

They got different protocols. I don't know them. I don't want to know them.

1:25:10

But yeah, so, but the weird thing was, now this is true. I, we didn't want to take a picture. It's

1:25:15

kind of gross. We found a hollowed out cow. Parts of a hollowed out cow. The head was still there.

1:25:22

The body, the body was there. Bones were all around it. Yeah. And all the good stuff is hanging out.

1:25:29

Coyotes. So do coyotes or aliens? Coyotes. Well, no, I mean, you know, there's a thing with cows and

1:25:37

aliens. No, no, my wife bought a pair of socks at the, in Rachel, they showed a UFO hovering over

1:25:46

a cow. There's a slot machine here in town that has aliens and cows fighting. So there's,

1:25:52

there's some connection between aliens. Chupa Cobras from Earth. But Chupa Cobras from

1:25:57

North Louisiana. No, that's a Southwestern thing. I thought it was a Southern thing.

1:26:01

No, Southwest, like Mexico and Southwest US. Oh, yeah. But, but no, I believe

1:26:07

aliens might have found out how tasty cows are. And they're coming for our cows, people.

1:26:12

They're coming for our cows. We got to protect the cows from the aliens. I also don't believe in

1:26:18

aliens. I believe in time. I think, I think what people see are time travelers. So I really hope

1:26:22

that to be true. I don't know what to be true, but I really want it to be true. Come on, seriously,

1:26:27

dude. You know how cool that, so well, we try getting to, there was a, there was a mountain

1:26:35

just south of area 50. Wait, no, Northern area 51. That I can't say this word. I just,

1:26:41

hyalogryphics. Hyrolyphics. There you go. And it looked like a fucking alien. And it was done by

1:26:47

an architect who claims that was already there and that was drawn by the people. But the, the alien,

1:26:52

the way that the, the head is shaped, it almost looks like they had like a glass dome over their

1:26:57

head. Like the cartoon style, like astronaut. Yeah. What's his name? The guy from the Flintstones.

1:27:03

Yeah. Oh yeah. I was just looking around. What was his name? Oh, green dude. I don't know.

1:27:08

Piss me off. Yeah. The, the, the Flintstones are rip off the honeymooners and then there's been so,

1:27:15

so many shows ripped off. The great Kizoo. Great Kizoo. I mean, even like, uh,

1:27:19

Keem Queens, the TV show, is a rip off of like the honeymooners and the Flintstones. Fat guy,

1:27:24

fat funny guy and beautiful wife. Not necessarily beautiful, but I mean,

1:27:29

views in the audience, they'll hold. There's only so many ideas you can do. Right.

1:27:33

Oh, they're, oh, dude, they're remaking Naked Gun. There it is. Oh, yeah. It's out now. And

1:27:37

it's actually people are saying it's not that bad. But guess what? The next movie they're remaking.

1:27:42

I probably saw it, but I don't remember because it's blocked out. Young Guns 3.

1:27:46

Dude. It doesn't have the original actors. So Amelia Estimates is the one pushing this.

1:27:50

Okay. So he's actually a good director. That kind of gives them credence to it. Yeah. So anybody

1:27:55

who didn't die on camera is going to be back. Like Dave Rutterbog will be back in there. Okay.

1:28:02

They're going to do it of Dusty Bill Roberts. Remember Young Guns 2? I haven't seen them yet.

1:28:09

They're still in the queue. No, no. Okay. So well, it wouldn't spoil it. But yeah, so we got nowhere

1:28:14

in the Area 51. I will be going back there. I will get some pictures for you guys. Now,

1:28:18

getting back to this. Dusty Bill, so the beginning of Young Guns 2, this old dude,

1:28:25

you could tell it was Amelia Estimates in makeup, comes walking to the dirt with his donkey and

1:28:29

sits in the dirt by the road and a lawyer pulls up. I saw the scene actually. Yeah. And he goes,

1:28:35

I'm William H. Bonnie, aka Billard the Kid. And the guy goes, he's like, no, but my name is now

1:28:41

Dusty Bill Roberts and Pat Garrett didn't kill me. And there's some validity to this. Yeah. No,

1:28:45

there really is. And, but again, I'm a conspiracy theory. I want to believe shit like this.

1:28:52

But the lawyer got Dusty Bill Roberts in front of the governor because he wanted his pardon that

1:28:59

he was promised. So the governor of New Mexico promised Billy the Kid, stop this war, stop the

1:29:06

Lincoln County War, and I'll give you a pardon. And instead they arrested him, but he was able to

1:29:12

escape. And then that's where Pat Garrett, which was Billy the Kid's friend, turned on him and

1:29:19

started hunting him. And Billy the Kid was killed by Pat Garrett, the official story. But the other

1:29:25

official story is that Garrett says, get the fuck out of here, disappear. And that may have happened.

1:29:30

So I believe somebody, I don't know if they dug up his grave or not, but there's something to do

1:29:36

with his grave with his Dusty Bill Roberts or whatever. So the movie takes place in today,

1:29:44

in a mirror, the rest of his is proper age. Yeah. So it's he's no longer Billy the Kid,

1:29:50

he's the Bill Roberts guy. Right. And it's gonna be interesting. I mean,

1:29:57

they made roadhouse. And it was like, yeah, it matters a lot. I don't want to get in too deep

1:30:03

because we're like, yeah, we gotta go here. But it matters a lot who's involved, right?

1:30:08

If you got the original actors, writers who or people who love the show, respect the show,

1:30:13

have demonstrated that they love and respect the show or movie, whatever it is, it could work.

1:30:18

Well, that's why I want to see Naked Gun for because Liam Neeson can be the straight guy. The

1:30:26

like Leslie Nelson, apparently, Leslie Nelson was like a huge, oh yeah, he was a big drama actor.

1:30:30

Yeah, but he was a what's the name of it? The straight guy, but there's another name for

1:30:36

where he's really fucking funny. You just don't know it until he does his lines.

1:30:41

And Liam Neeson can see doing that. So what is it? Well, so I mean,

1:30:45

Liam Neeson is similar, right? So Leslie Neeson, I'm saying was a drama only actor, only serious

1:30:51

roles. And the Zucker brothers, when they filmed their plane, they said, act like you always act

1:30:58

on your drama. Okay. And like, it just fucking works. Yeah. So Liam Neeson, like he's always been

1:31:03

like taken and all these other drama roles. Yeah, I don't think he's ever done comedy before.

1:31:07

It's gonna be interesting to see. I'm probably not gonna watch it. I'm not gonna go out of my way

1:31:10

to watch it anyway. I probably will. I mean, I watch fucking Roadhouse too. Dear God. Well,

1:31:16

Roadhouse is like my favorite movie. Yeah. But why would you do it? Why really? I had to see how

1:31:22

they bastardized it. And they kind of did. It wasn't a bad movie. It could have been named something

1:31:28

else and then a fine movie to watch. They didn't have to call the Roadhouse name. So whatever. I

1:31:34

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