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Alright, welcome to the Canary in the Cage podcast. I'm Ron Morgan, my co-host.

Dave Havlicek.

We are here to entertain you, educate you, and hopefully make you laugh. So, would you

say, well, I know what you're going to say, but I guess I should ask the rest of America,

Trump is having success with his immigration then. He really is. He's getting people out.

To buy his own standards.

Yeah. No one's killed anybody yet.

I don't know if that's true or not.

Why not?

I can't recall.

I don't recall here an ice and firefighter gun jet.

Actually, wasn't an ice agent killed the other day?

An ice agent was shot at.

Okay. So then, okay.

But they arrested that guy that may have been in Portland or someone or my, I don't know.

There's a lot of protests outside the ice agency. So, did you hear what Trump's new

EO is? He wants to reopen mental hospitals.

Oh, that one. Yeah.

So, he's saying it's for the homeless. But I think when he puts Tom Holman on it, I think

he's going to go off the progressive left.

This is a bad idea.

No, no, he's going to go off.

This is a very bad idea.

Why? I mean, they're obviously mental.

Okay. But do you not remember why we closed down all these institutions? I mean, like,

you don't want to look at that.

Text-holders.

Text-holders.

No. They don't give a fucking about tagging they print money. They don't care.

What is Dave's opinion on this?

Because people did investigative journalism and found out how all the abuses these places

were doing.

Well, you can find that in hospitals and schools.

Okay. Why don't we close it?

Oh, let's start closing our food.

Well, to me, it was the mainstream story, which could be true or not, was it was budget

cuts. States were having problems paying the bill.

That's ridiculous.

And the federal government was.

That's always bullshit.

Well, they have enough budget to fucking get the fuck out of the country.

Budget to fucking give money to Israel, Ukraine.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

But that's all bullshit money anyway, because this coming back to the Congress anyway.

It's been proven.

So was this.

But they closed it because of budget constraints.

That's bullshit.

That's what they said. But don't you remember that was that was like in the late 90s, right?

Yeah. No, not late. It was like early. It was early or mid. Yeah.

Okay. Mid 90. Okay. Mid 90.

Yeah. Okay. Under Clinton. Well, we agree under Clinton.

I don't know which, I mean, probably.

Like he was present most of the 90s. Yeah.

Okay. So that was the start of this progressive movement.

Well, but then. Oh, we can't know people in hospitals.

Be against their will. Let's just let them out. Progressive attitude. Progressives are

the ones who came up with these places in the first place.

What are you talking about?

Have you ever heard of the eugenics movements? That's progressivism.

Isn't that like a hair and follicle thing? No. Eugenics. Eugenics is like the idea that

you decide who breeds with who to have better genetics in the population.

Oh, shit. Don't get started on that one. Well, that's what we're getting from one of

the tip top now. But that's a progressive idea.

You do know what I'm referring to, which we'll get to later.

What? The blonde girl with the jeans.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. No, like that. Progressives came up with that shit. They invented it. It's not

a Nazi thing. The Nazis stole it. No, no, it's not a middle hospital because I truly believe

that we cause them more for budgetary concerns and the not caring of those people.

It was all the bad publicity because of all the abuses going on in there.

So, instead of fixing it, we just saw the baby out of the bathwater?

No. I mean, like some people would say that, but as a libertarian, I would say no, of course

not. We shouldn't have the government running these places at all.

So, letting these people out into the streets was the better choice because that's what

they did. Yes.

Well, the homeless population in Chicago, if you were in Chicago in those years,

the homeless population grew exponentially those years.

Expedentially.

Not Joe Biden?

Did I make enough words?

That's what he's that.

Why prefer to speak like more George Bush?

That's how he said the word.

Is he?

Yeah, exponentially.

I hear you have a speech impediment, but that's okay. Make fun of it. I don't care.

So, yeah, so you saw the homeless population grow, the mental people.

You can tell the difference between a homeless person and a mental person.

Yeah.

So here's the thing. Whenever you say, like, is this better?

Right? Like, there's no such thing as better for everybody all the time.

Look at on the street.

There's better for this group and worse for that group.

Man, I'm talking about for the patients because you referred to the closed mental

hospitals because the patients were being abused.

Right.

So, I would say, is it better?

I'm completely a homeless person for the patients, which is what you brought up.

Now, I would say if you just close it down and do nothing,

it's probably not going to be better for most of those people.

I'll accept the word most.

Now, the problem in this country, which I don't like to use that word.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Is that we all have this attitude of, oh, the government should do that.

The government, the government, the government, everything the government.

Why doesn't the government come and fix this?

Blah, blah, blah, government, government, government, right?

So the government has this program to run these institutions

and then they shut them down with no replacements.

And the people are like, whoa, why are they only told the government?

Why aren't you doing it?

Because nobody ever says, what can I do?

What can we do to fix it?

Why aren't we fixing this?

Right?

Because if you look before we had these institutions, it wasn't a major problem.

Do you know what year that was?

And I don't.

Ah, I don't fucking know.

But before that, there were like fraternal organizations.

You had churches that did more charity.

Because now churches are just fucking like money funneling bullshit.

No, there's a great argument out there that the mentally ill should be managed by churches.

But keep in mind though, up until, fuck, I believe Clinton,

the hospitals were run by churches and they were non-profit.

A lot of them, yeah.

I said a lot of them still are.

It's harder and harder.

Are they still non-profit?

Some of them.

Like it's getting harder and harder because you have to obey all these like eight million

people's regulations.

Yeah, the non-profit hospital, medical is gone, dude.

Yeah.

No, like people got to, it's what's people that got changed, right?

People got to change their fucking attitudes.

Like this is the thing I see on YouTube a lot.

There's a guy in Florida, his name's Jeff Gray, and he'll go around on a public sidewalk

with a cardboard sign that says, God bless the homeless vets.

Okay.

And like he's a very educated guy.

He's not homeless, but he dresses and looks like he might be homeless.

Okay.

So like what always happens is some dumb fuck Karen calls the cops and says, there's a guy

standing on the sidewalk.

He's asking for money and he never asked for money.

He deliberately never asked for money.

But like everyone lies and says that he's asking for money because he's standing with

a cardboard sign and they just assume he's asking for money.

He's homeless.

He's this.

He's that.

Right.

Instead of saying, how can I help this person?

They call the cops and say, get this guy out of here.

So wait, homeless people can't ask for money.

They can, but.

Because they don't know they can.

They legally plan the courts.

Yeah.

That's nationwide.

That's why I was going to ask you.

Yeah.

So, but the problem is if you're a homeless guy and the cop says, get your ass moving.

How you going to sue the cop?

How you going to sue the cop?

You have no fucking money to hire a lawyer.

Right.

You're just going to obey him and they're going to beat the shit out of you.

And there's nothing that you can't even request the body cam footage because you can't

pay the $100 or $200 fee to get the body cam footage.

Okay.

So they just don't give a fuck.

They're going to do what they want.

And like, this is how we, you know, like, I'm, I'm not going to say I'm fucking blameless

here because when I see a homeless guy begging for money, I just ignore him.

I don't, I don't call cops.

Right.

That fucking.

Yeah.

I mean, ignore them or give it.

I mean, if you gave every homeless guy a dollar, I mean, holy fuck, especially in Vegas.

There's a lot of fucking fakers out there.

There's people that do this for a living.

They're making like 60 grand a year.

No, no, there's a guy who wrote a book.

He made over a hundred grand a year.

He spelled the entire thing out.

Yeah.

He had, he had stick.

Yeah.

And his, his angle was he wore a suit and he hung out on Wall Street.

Oh God.

And he was like, Oh man, I love my office.

I got, I need campfire.

Yeah.

And they give it, they give like a hundred bucks.

Yeah.

And he goes, Oh, give me your business card.

I'll get, nah, don't worry about it, man.

We all got to help each other out.

No, but like you said, you can tell that if we're between a bum and a mentally crazy

fuck, right?

Right.

And like nobody's helping.

And honestly, in Vegas, I don't see a lot of crazy.

You see them once in a while, but they're usually in the tunnels, right?

No, they're closed tunnels.

Oh really?

Kicked them all out.

Oh wow.

Where'd they go?

Apparently on the south side of town where I work.

Oh boy.

That's fun.

Well, so you four against these mental hospitals being reopened.

No, I don't like that idea.

And it's just gonna, it's gonna happen again because like I read Trump's order

actually, and it's like, it's all nice.

Oh, it's to protect them.

And, but what have it is to lock us a progressive left?

Do you agree with it now?

No.

All the blue hair and no piercing people?

No.

Okay.

Maybe we put them, once we get the immigration thing, we put them out

I'll get it out.

I'm fine with deporting those people.

Well, you can't deport the American citizens.

I don't give a fuck.

Who cares?

Like deport them.

Get them out of here.

They like Sweden.

Send them to Sweden.

You like Germany?

Go to Germany?

I don't give a fuck.

Get the fuck out.

I want to take all these immigrants that want to work and like get a job and do

whatever the fuck they got to do to make their life better and then trade them

for the purple hair.

Okay.

So.

Exchange problem.

So if the deal was the immigrants that are here working.

Yes.

We keep them.

Yes.

And we move out the progressive left.

Yes.

I'll trade that.

Well, there you go.

I'll say that.

And a lot of the right too.

I want to give in a lot of the right.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, yeah, the crazy right.

Well, I mean, well, we need, I mean, we need some crazy people.

At least they, at least they got guns on the right.

I don't want those people have guns.

Fuck that.

Well, they're not shooting up anybody.

Every shooter is a, is a leftist.

Recently.

Yeah.

But recently, like the last two days, the last five days, the last five years,

the last 10 years.

It swings.

Things swing.

And you're not going to like it when it swings.

I'm fine, dude.

So speaking of shooters, we have the, oh no, I'm going to turn it later on.

Well, no, it was just a shooting man, Manhattan and the guys from Vegas.

But we'll talk about that later.

I got a little, little thing to bring up here.

It's, it's something going on in dark web.

Oh.

So, actually there's a couple things going on in dark web.

But the first one I'm going to talk about.

So there's these guys that started announcing they're going to do a programming

competition on the dark web.

Okay.

And they're giving away Monero to whoever the winners are.

They copied us.

Well, hey, more power to them.

So if you go to contest.i2p, so you got to get on i2p first.

Okay.

And then go to contest.i2p, all the details are there.

Now, I don't know how reputable these guys are.

Be careful.

Well, so like, obviously protect your identity, but you don't, there's no entry

fee, so you're not paying in.

Like they're just don't, they're giving away, allegedly giving away prize money.

So sharpen your programming skills.

And if they don't pay so what, you still learn how to program something.

Do you open yourself up more by programming something than down?

I'm assuming you have to download it onto the dark web.

No, no.

So they're going to give you a challenge, like solve this problem.

Okay.

Then you submit your solution and they tell you whether or not.

Oh, they're not asking you to program something.

Yeah, that's programming.

Okay.

So you, when you program something, you have to move it over to the dark web.

Well, you're not the dark web to enjoy the content at all.

No, I understand that.

But you give them access to your computer to see.

No, you upload your file.

You upload the source file.

So upload is what I'm talking for.

So does your computer, are you more in jeopardy when you upload something

than normally on the dark web?

Not what it's just a code.

Is this an open up a port or something?

No, like if you're doing pictures, like you could have your Geo coordinates in there.

And we talked about how to program something.

Because I know if you program something, you program a virus into something.

Right, you're not giving them the binary.

You're giving them the source code.

Okay, yeah, I'm not kidding.

So it's all just text.

Okay.

So like you're, but go check them out.

Like if you, if you think you can do it, you know, sign up maybe with some Monero.

And if it goes well, then maybe we'll donate for their next one.

Maybe we'll be part of that.

We'll be a sponsor.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

So check them out.

Cool.

Um, so I have a question about this treason thing with Obama.

I know you and I disagree with a whole bunch of this shit, but that's

actually, um, we only need to get into the whole thing.

We just did.

Let's get into it.

God damn it.

So, so you know, there's no way he can be charged with treason, right?

Like no way.

Or wait, I'm sorry.

Do you can, can a non-American citizen be charged with treason?

Um, I would think so.

Well, what, how can they read the constitution?

Does it say only Americans?

I mean, what does it say?

Only Americans.

So you're going to let me just get away and say, oh, Bob was not an

American citizen.

I don't know.

I was talking about that.

No, he could, he could, he could still be charged with treason on that.

Although something is bursary to get popping up again.

I don't, I'm not looking into it.

I'm, I've already made my, no, I've already made my decision on that, but

it's starting to pop up again.

So I'm curious why that is.

Um, probably because it's going to be arrested soon.

Yeah.

And now he's, I actually don't believe he is.

I'd be shocked if, if anybody gets arrested, but well, because

they have bodies in charge and we're the fucking shit.

I'm zero.

It was an official act.

And well, that's, well, okay.

So now this is, this is the trick.

This is how they got, um, general, the Trump guy, the general with Trump.

Millie?

I know.

No, no, that's, that's, he's a leftist.

The, the dude they locked up.

The, the, yeah.

General foot.

So they're doing that.

They're doing they, what they did to Flynn, they're doing to Obama.

They're calling Obama to Congress.

He's accepted the, he has the immunity.

Okay.

So he can't lie.

And he can't take the fifth.

He has to answer the questions.

No, no, it's, it's, he's accepted immunity.

It's, we talked about this before.

And I don't buy this whole.

Get up.

Yeah.

I did look it up.

I don't buy it.

It's just doesn't make sense.

No, that's what, okay.

So if he lies about it, he immediately lose his mind.

Well, you can never lie.

That's already, well, he loses immunity if he lies.

Okay.

Well, I mean, we can't lie either way, like regardless of immunity or anything

else, you can't lie.

Right.

But he loses his immunity if he lies.

Okay.

And he can't take the fifth.

What do you mean he can't take the fifth?

He can't take the fifth.

Oh, I'm something I'm unity for.

Yes, you can.

Oh my God, you can not.

Yes, you can.

You cannot.

It doesn't say that anywhere.

Oh, you're just citing some Nassel's opinion.

No.

Read the constitution.

It does not say that.

Oh, read the amendments.

And I bet it does.

The fifth amendment is the thing that talks about this very thing.

It's not in there.

Okay.

We'll see.

Well, we'll see.

It's not in there.

So they, they're saying that they got him in a trick bag if he shows up.

Because who's they?

Whoever these people are, who do you do?

They're all morons.

No, the media that I listen to.

They're morons.

No, it's coming from different people.

They're all morons.

Okay.

Well, I mean, what if I come in with a moron called some of the moron?

I didn't think the person they're calling morons, not really morons.

I didn't think it's coming from different people, but they're all getting it from

the same ultimate source and they're all just repeating it back.

And then you're just gobbling it up.

Oh, they started to both.

So, so you mentioned that, um, because you don't want sponsors and I don't care

if we have sponsors, you don't want sponsors because you don't want to be

told what to say, what to do.

I'll take a sponsor.

No, no, I'll take a sponsor if we don't have to do that.

No, I agree.

And I 100% agree with you on that one.

The one time you and I agree is that Tim Pool.

I get, I have to listen to Tim Pool right now because

Sponsored by Rekha.

Well, that was Putin directly.

Because they're paying, allegedly.

Well, I'm pretty sure that one got proven.

Allegedly.

But not, don't sue me.

Cause you ain't gonna get much.

I got an IRS bill you can pay for me.

Um, he, he said that he goes, I forget what company, so he works for a company.

Okay.

And he called the company and got permission to interview Alex Jones.

Okay.

And he did and they took it down.

Well, who took it down?

The company that he works for.

Okay.

He said the name.

I don't really care what the name is, but so, so Tim Pool is saying what people,

he's, he's the media.

I mean, he's like, okay.

Like, yeah, I guess, I guess I was shocked to hear that because I thought podcasters

did what they want and said what they want and wasn't controlled by the dollars in

the sense, but apparently.

Never been that way.

Did you know Tim Pool's from Chicago?

Yes.

I think we'll talk about this.

Are we okay?

He grew up like two blocks from me.

Because of the different age.

Oh, he's like three or four years younger than me.

Did you ever do you?

Well, I might have met him, but I don't remember.

I wouldn't recall, but I saw, I know the exact house he lived in.

Really?

I used to walk past it all the time.

Huh.

And he told the story on the show, uh, about this dog on his block and this dog

was a fucking demon, right?

It was like bigger than your dog.

It was almost the size of you.

Okay.

And like, it was like a fucking ninja.

So like the house was on the corner and I would like ride my bike because that was

going to wait in my friend's house and I'd be like looking ahead to see if that

dog's in there.

Really?

And I'm like, okay, the dog's not there.

I'm good.

And then as soon as I fucking roll up on the fence, like you would, the fence was

like 18 fucking high and that dog was almost clearing it.

And I, like I fell off my bike every single fucking time.

It was so scary dude.

And like he told the story about that dog on the show and I'm like, I remember

that dog.

Now he went to Catholic school too though.

We did not go to the same school.

Okay.

I don't think he did.

Did he go to Catholic school?

I looked it up because, okay.

So I, I don't, again, I'm not a fellow of Tim pool.

I'm, I've stumbled in his podcast and there's a dead part in my morning where I

don't have another podcast to listen to.

And he's, he's sucking the rumble dick.

Yeah.

So he's on their front page.

Okay.

That's how I don't, I don't, I just turned it on.

I know he lived across the street from a capital.

So when he's, when I, when I had heard another podcaster say they went to

Chicago for Tim pools wedding.

Okay.

I'm like, well, and they said, Oh yeah, he's from Chicago.

I go, Oh really?

And I wanted to find out where he grew up at and it was cool.

He went to, cause I wanted to find out if he was from Chicago or Chicago.

I, well, he might have lived in stick, me technically.

Okay.

Cause it was, I don't know if you've ever been down there, but there's a,

I got my boat on the south of the, one of the L streets on the south side.

Yeah.

There's a big line right in the middle of the street.

Yeah.

And, oh, every thing has that too.

And the, and the Chicago side is nice.

And then the stickney side is just all fucking pothole and ran it up.

Okay.

And I don't remember if the line was in on his area or the block or not, but

it's close enough.

But when I looked him up, he said, yeah, it's from Chicago and they, they

didn't get to the area.

Yeah.

And then they, I was like, I wonder what school he went to.

They said Catholic school.

I don't remember the name.

Well, so he lived across, like literally across the street from our lady of the

snows and I went there for a kindergarten and like half of first grade.

So they kicked you out of first grade?

Oh, no, like we left because, because they kicked you out.

They didn't kick me out.

Oh, you weren't like Randy and Raving in first grade.

I can imagine Dave as the first grade.

No, the teacher, the teacher was a fucking bitch.

I'm telling you, teacher, the sun goes around the earth once a day.

You're fucking retard.

The teacher, there was a, how can you be a retard with being a teacher?

The teacher was a cunt dude.

She was a fucking cunt.

Was she a nun?

No, no.

So by then they got rid of the nuns.

Uh, well, not all, not everywhere.

They're phase out of the nuns.

That school didn't have nuns as teachers, I think.

At least not anything that I was in, uh, near.

Cause like I said, I was only kindergarten and a half for first grade.

Oh, they were telling you my nun story, rescuing her from the mountains.

What?

God.

The, so the school we moved to was St. Camillus on 55th street.

Yeah.

Uh, they had nuns for teachers and only a couple of grades though.

Okay.

So when I lived in Boulder, Colorado, uh, my wife was working at the Catholic

school, there's his teacher and there was a nun who resigned, had to resign, forced

to resign, it was, it was an age thing.

Uh, or just chose to, I think she actually chose to resign cause she had to go

somewhere, uh, to help somebody else, help a family member out or a friend out.

And she lived up in the mountains and my wife called me at work and said, Hey,

sister, blah, blah, blah is, uh, stuck in at her house because of the snow, but

she needs to get to the airport.

And I had an expedition, which was an all-world drive.

It's the only year they made it on all-world drive expedition is the year I

owned 2002.

And I called my building out like this motherfucking truck would go anywhere.

Clear.

Now talk about clearance.

I'm just talking about straight up driving, you know, uh, with normal streets.

So I'm like, well, I'll come and pick you up and we'll go get her.

So I'd rescued a nun on the mountains.

Oh, is this not going anywhere else?

Well, I'd rescued a nun.

Can you say you've rescued a nun?

I don't want to.

Cause I've rescued a nun.

Those, those women were fucked up.

That gets me special permission when I die to go, Hey God, yo, what's up, G?

Those people were the worst, man.

To you.

Yes.

A couple were nice, but most of them were just trying to fix the dumb in you.

Yeah, no, no, they weren't.

They'll do it.

No, there was a real, we had some, we had so, uh, we had a lot of Polish kids in

our school.

Okay.

Like when I say Polish, I mean like off the fucking boat, right?

Didn't speak English.

And like the nuns were just fucking brutal to these kids, man.

And like, we always laugh.

Like I used to laugh cause you know, she, she's making fun of the dumb kid.

But like, when you think about it, like, it was Dave, it wasn't me.

I was always a smart kid.

No, dude, it was fucking bad.

Like they're bad.

No, I got friends that went to St. Ed's out in Elgin.

Okay.

Yeah.

No, it was a, uh, so we went to school.

In the seventies.

Yeah.

I did not go to college school.

Um, I got a few friends that did and they were, yeah, they, they, they were beat.

But, but, but, but, but, but, but fuck.

No, dude, in public school in the seventies, I was hit with rulers, a paddle, hands.

Um, I had a book thrown at me all from my teachers or principal.

I got literally, I legit got spanked, paddled by the president, the president.

Yeah.

Jimmy Carter was like, where's that motherfucking rod at?

Um, no, that didn't stop by the time I was in school.

I did get shoved into a locker once by the pedophile brother, but I have a

public school teacher.

Take a move.

You're just gonna let that one go.

Oh yeah.

I, I, you know me.

I don't know what page it would say it again.

Sorry.

I got shoved into a locker by the pedophile brother in high school.

So you say brother.

Is that, oh, that's, that's brother.

Okay.

It's like a non, but male.

Yeah.

They're not priests.

They're brothers.

They're not deacon.

No.

So they're like less than a deacon.

They're like monks.

Like, they're like a monk.

Was he raping you at the time?

No.

I, so like there was this, there was this dumb fuck kid that I took the bus with.

And like, we always got into it with each other and, uh, he shoved me into a locker

one day and then like two days later, I caught his back, you know, or he was

facing his locker and he didn't see me coming.

So I shoved him into the locker and then the brother saw me do that.

So the brother got in my face.

He was like, Oh, would you like her?

No, but I'd be, I legit, I'd be by public school teachers, ruler to the hand.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We never got that stuff.

I, oh, books this way.

I had to do this.

It was none of the class.

You think that's easy?

No, what are you retarded?

No, have you ever had to help books like this?

Uh, yeah, but I did it on purpose.

Like during like marginal arts training and shit.

Okay.

Not punishment.

Oh shit, man.

No.

School 58.

Fuck.

Beat my ass all the time.

Oh no, I was spanked at a different school.

I was taking my junior high for a paddle.

Fuck dude.

Yeah.

There was only paddled once.

Jesus.

Because that was in the 80s.

Yeah.

I think they, they stopped, they stopped corporate punishment in the 80s, I believe

somewhere.

Probably.

Yeah.

Um, yeah, because in high school, they wanted to paddle me.

They just couldn't.

Oh God, damn, I was fucking crazy.

No, the kid was a boy.

Boys are boys.

Girls are girls.

We're crazy.

Boys are just fucking out there.

You know, I mean, like, like he was my son, like who is younger, like we have

gone car ride.

I'm like, you know, dude, run down the block, touch that tree at the end of the

block and then come run back here as fast as you can and then do it again.

And then we can put him in the car.

Now we can go because we have anxious energy.

Oh, Lordy.

Okay.

What's next here?

Um, I wouldn't be having an X.

We got.

All right.

I love this.

Uh, hopefully it shows in the picture.

So, um, this is obviously AI or somebody photo shot.

I don't know if somebody, uh, uh, took Trump, picking the golf swing at a

green dildo.

Let it play.

What rules downstairs for running in pairs and makes a positive sound.

It's much more sharp than all the storm.

Okay.

It's still down.

It's still down.

It's still down.

It's big.

It's fleshy.

It's ripped.

It's still down.

It's still down.

It's ripped.

It's ripped.

So half of that video actually happened.

Trump actually did hit a green dildo from the T.

I'm sorry.

Wait, God, I'm confused.

A green, someone threw a green dildo onto the WMA court and it just went

bounce across.

The players didn't see it, but like one or two did.

If you watch the video, but it actually happened and the place stopped.

The WMA players are whispering to each other and like, what?

It was just, it's a real funny video.

It's on X somewhere.

I just, to me, a green dildo going bouncing across the basketball court is funny to

me.

Can we find the other one with the WNBA?

I don't know if we brought it up.

No.

Go back.

Right here.

So this is why the WNBA will never be paid what they're worth by the video.

Someone just damn near snatched that wig right off that poor woman.

And what does she do?

She stops playing, picks up the wig and runs out into the locker room because her

beauty is more important than the game.

I think they're being paid way more than they're worth actually.

Well, yeah, they should be in a bill.

Yeah.

So yeah, I mean, you look at like Michael Jordan, that dude was, we chug, um,

Nike, not Nike, well, uh, Pepto Bismol during a game.

There'd be a time out and he's sick and he's just chugging Pepto Bismol.

The, the, the, you know, so the guys, it's the love of the game.

Apparently the women is the love of their looks.

So the women get, get it together.

You'll get there.

But if someone rips your wig, what one, maybe don't wear a wig or a weave.

What's it called?

Fucking don't even, well, I'm not getting into that.

That's not a fight with a black woman until the weave and the earrings come off.

I'm not getting into any of this.

It's true.

I mean, I'm not, I'm not, that's not racist.

It's not.

Uh, so, um, so Bill Maher had Neil deGrasse Tyson on his show.

Not too, you know, yeah, was that, is he, I watched one a couple of years ago.

This is a more recent one.

Yes.

I think it was anyway, uh, cause they were talking about the WNBA or, oh yeah, it

was definitely, and he was like, there's no reason that a WNBA team can't compete

in the, in the NBA.

And Bill Maher is like, like, what the hell is the NBA rights?

Like there's no reason that a women's team kid.

I thought he was like smart.

Bill Maher was like, what the fuck are you talking about, man?

Like, cause this guy is like, it was supposed to be a scientist.

Like, where are you getting this?

Like, no, no, they can't.

If they could, they'd already be doing it.

Right.

We wouldn't need separate leagues.

Like, I'm sorry, but no.

Yeah, that is, yeah, that's weird that he said that.

But we actually have a Bill Maher clip on here, which we did not plan this week.

It's, uh, with George Carlin though.

I want to play.

It's a bit of a Bill Maher.

That's right.

You're right.

Yeah.

It's a minute with Maher, but it's important.

Out in the open now, they're not even trying to conceal it anymore.

The owners of the country have, they bought their elect, got their election.

They said, we're going to get this election.

We'll put you people in that court for a reason.

Now the time is for you now.

And you have to get all that stupid.

What?

In the open, they're openly driving the bus.

They were all in the back.

There is no national conspiracy to buy elections in controlled America.

Now think about it, back to Earth.

You don't need a formal conspiracy.

Right.

When interests converge, these people went to the same universities and

fraternities, they're the same directors.

They're in the same country clubs.

They have like interests.

They don't need to call a meeting.

They know what's good for them.

It's a tough thing.

And there used to be seven oil companies that are now three.

It will soon be two.

The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice.

There are two political parties.

There are a handful of insurance companies.

There are about six or seven of information.

But if you want to bagel or 23 flavors, because you have the illusion.

You have the illusion of choice.

Right.

You don't have to be important because you don't bring in the choice.

So that's why Mr.

Charlie, he put a nice perspective on a lot of things.

But like this, Roy, who he was talking to.

Who?

Dick Armey.

Oh, really?

That was Dick Armey.

Now, if you ever want to see something funny, go go Dick Armey.

Family guy.

And you can pretty much do the math from there.

Oh, speak of like TV shows and cartoons.

South Park.

They're completely making fun of Trump, which I love.

I love they make fun of you.

See the clip.

You know, the devil.

The whole thing.

But can you show me the clip?

They make it fun of Biden.

I never watched South Park.

So I can't.

I can't.

I watch South.

Wait, I've told my South Park story, right?

Well, yeah, I've been bolder.

The guy's like, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

I just don't like that show.

It's just not funny.

Oh, I find it funny.

Well, you can't ask me if they've ever made fun of Biden.

Because I don't know.

Well, I haven't watched it in years.

I mean, it was funny.

It was hysterical early on.

It's just whether I grew up, which I doubt, or they just grew up and got not funny.

But I mean, I think they made fun of Obama a couple of times.

I know they did like a live event during the McCain Obama election night.

And they they had it.

Okay.

They were doing it and they were ready to do two different

endings based on who won.

And back then we actually know knew who won the day off.

Yeah.

Unlike today where everything else has gotten quicker and faster and more efficient

except counting votes.

If you don't remember.

It now take well, no, it's actually P.

Well, the government's involved with it, but it's people doing it.

But they only do it so the Democrats win.

Show me a time where they wouldn't extra endings counting.

Will Trump won this time?

No, no, no.

That's the list of what I'm saying.

Tell me a time when they went to extra innings counting means extra days.

Yeah.

And a Republican one.

Trump.

No, they called that night, dude.

But who's this?

They are you?

I'm not okay.

You're in Nevada in Nevada on in 2022.

It took them four days to post the wins.

Every case one Democrat won in California in 2022.

It took them like five or six days and a Democrat won.

In Arizona, it took them three or four days.

All Democrat ones.

Look at that.

Every time they go more than the next day, a Democrat wins every time.

Prove me wrong.

Use that little magic box you got over there that shows naked women and prove me wrong.

I don't remember when they thought I don't know.

I don't remember the exact time that they were saying who the winner was.

I just said who they were.

I went state by state and they would be the election people.

I think Nevada was the last one this year at this time, wasn't it?

Okay.

Again, I said 2022, not 2024.

Right.

So 2024, but we started to clear Trump that night, but he was declared that night.

I don't remember.

Oh, he was declared that night.

No, no, trust me, because I was fucking shocked.

I'm like, Oh, dear God, he beat the hell out of her so bad.

They actually declared like they cannot legitimately fake enough balance.

Like that crazy burping, hiccuping bitch.

I know that the Congress election was taking forever.

Right.

Okay.

And that is true.

And in every case, the Democrat won.

Every case.

What is the odds of that?

I thought you were smart.

How would I know the odds of that?

Well, you have to take the number of elections versus the number of voters

versus the number of people that count.

How the fuck do I know?

Are people at home going, Oh, he's got the algorithm.

Really?

Have you not listened to me before?

Okay.

Sorry.

Anything else on that one?

I don't think so.

Okay.

So what we can talk about the George Carlin.

No, I just want to show that because George Carlin, because Dick Armin threw me off.

What he said, but it's not even Dick, but Armin.

I don't, are we full of dicks?

I mean, maybe.

What was Dick Buccas?

He was begging by us.

It was.

That's the key word.

He was dead too.

No, it was just George Carlin was basically just saying that we're all

controlled by the government.

And the one thing you probably didn't hear is we all sit the back of the bus and

they drive the bus.

And it's how the corporations are narrowing it down to 10, 8, 7, 4.

They're all, they're, they're all buying each other up.

And Dick Armin said, I said, Dick, um, you were supposed to say that, but you didn't.

Um, Dick, there was no conspiracy and George Carlin goes, I didn't say those

conspiracy, conspiracy dick.

What I said was they all went to the same colleges.

They all went to the same, they all belong to the same clubs.

They may have Republican or Democrat.

Oh, I did that right.

Republican or Democrat.

I didn't even mean to do that.

Right.

Wow.

Um, but wait, am I reversed?

Oh, shit.

On camera reverse.

This is my right hand.

This is my left hand.

Ha ha ha.

Um, he's like, why are they different if they, if they same schools, same clubs,

same organizations, how are they different?

And to me that, that's the eye opening statement that you got to look at when

you're voting for people.

So yeah, that's, that was, stop voting, stop participating.

No, the only way I, I, the only way I would recommend people would not vote is

not voting under protest.

But you have to be, because nowadays we can be vocal about it, be vocal about it.

Okay.

But so imagine that the only people that showed up to vote were the dickheads

running and their families.

And then the dumbasses with blue hair and nears.

No, I'm saying imagine if the only people that showed up were the candidates

and their families.

Okay.

And okay, one of them has a bigger family and then he wins.

So you fucking mention family.

Continue the thought because if those are the only people saying, I'm the

new leader, we all just say, no, you're nuts.

We're not going to obey you.

We don't give a fuck what you say.

If your world could be reality, I would love.

Why can't that be reality?

Tell me why.

Because it would not.

So you literally think we can get everyone not to show up to vote.

Okay.

Why does it talk to pretty people on an individual level?

Why do you want this guy to boss you around?

Everybody will say, I don't, I don't want him to, I want him to boss everybody

else around.

That's the problem.

Okay.

But then if you can understand why you don't want to be bossed around, stop

trying to boss with the people, just stop trying to pop.

So you don't think HOAs are becoming more popular now?

Car dealerships have no idea.

How'd you measure that?

Huh?

How'd you measure that?

Well, here in Vegas, as of nine, as of 2000, something you cannot buy a new

house that's not in an HOA.

Are you sure that that's a free market thing or is that something related to zoning?

Well, how could the government say you have to be an HOA?

Because they zone houses to be a certain way.

They zone properties to allow certain types of houses.

You can't build a high rise.

You can't build this and that.

You can only build single family.

I don't think the government can mandate HOAs.

No, they can't mandate HOAs directly, but they can, they can mandate structures

that are more conducive to HOAs.

So my, okay.

My opinion of HOAs is I don't like them.

You live in one, but you're a renter, so they may be, maybe not.

Then plus it's a gated, like multi.

Yeah, you live in a gated, an open borders guy lives in a gated community.

It's a big country community.

I'm just saying.

Like, I don't know who you're talking to, but like everyone in our chat room,

just thinks you're wrong about that.

Because they probably live in HOAs too, in a gated community.

It's because you're wrong.

It's because it's private property versus not private property.

I don't know, why can't you get the difference?

So show me on a map, and you'll do it today.

For next week, show me on a map with Leo immigrants are coming across the border

and show me the private road, the public road they're walking down.

They're going across private property.

If you don't know that.

Is it your private property?

No.

Then mind your own business.

People that are doing it.

Mind your own business, Ron.

Okay.

Mind your own business.

Okay.

If it's not your property and the owner of that property has not said,

Hey, Ron, can you come down and help me protect my property?

Mind your own fucking business.

You live in HOA, so you're protected.

You sleep well behind a nice fence.

Right.

In a gate.

Everybody should.

Yeah.

Do I have a good shift too?

Do I have a good neighbor?

That's your problem.

I'll protect myself.

I don't need a gate to protect me.

But you do.

That's cool, man.

If you sleep better behind a gate.

I want every layer that I can get.

What are you talking about?

Nope, I'm good.

So you're an idiot.

Yeah, okay.

Oh, so HOAs and car handling prices, I mean, we're just taking out the conflict of people.

And I would, I always tell people because, because here in Vegas,

HOAs are really fucking popular.

Like a house bill, I wish I knew what year it was.

It's like the early 2000s.

Every house here built now has to be in HOA.

And when my wife goes, well, I want a new house because we're looking for a house.

And I go, well, honey, you have to be in HOA.

And my wife goes, well, I mean, I guess we could probably manage.

I go, the fuck we can.

I'm like, you're a very calm, peaceful person.

But when someone knocks on your door and tells you that your grass is a quarter inch too long,

you're going to throw punch them because that's what they deserve.

So what I've always told people is I would rather live next to because if you don't

live in an HOA, your neighborhood's out of control.

It's like the wild west.

Okay.

Is my neighborhood like the wild west?

I mean, I may have a guy live in a horse trader that converted an RV.

Down the street in the cul-de-sac.

I don't care.

He parks it on his property.

You've got an air conditioner on there.

Cool.

But I tell people I would rather live next to a crack house than live in an HOA.

Okay.

At least I can burn down the crack house.

Now, to be fair, like it depends a lot on the HOA, right?

So like, yeah, if you're going to, if you're going to move into an HOA, at least read

the fucking contract.

Nobody ever reads it.

No bullshit.

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.

When we were, no, I'm going to tell you, I'm going to back my statement up.

When we were looking at a new subdivision and the lady goes, well, you know, well,

as the, as the, uh, the develop, as the development progresses, what we're going

to have elections and we're going to assign a board.

And so far, well, everyone moving in here seems pretty nice.

So I, we're thinking we're going to have a good board.

I go, yeah, that's different.

Like 35 miles from California.

Okay.

And there's a big ass interstate that runs from Southern California to here.

And they're using you halls to move their shit here.

Do you think I want to live in a fucking HOA controlled by people who can afford

not that I have a problem with people in California.

I have friends and family that live there, blah, blah, blah.

I like them, but I don't like HOA.

That's, that's not the situation I'm talking about.

So like, yeah, if it's a brand new development and like half the people

haven't moved in yet, I would, I don't care what the contract says right now.

It's going to change tomorrow.

But like, if you're, if you're in like a place that's already well developed.

Okay.

Right.

And like, like point towers.

I have no fucking idea.

No, the high rises.

This is where I've been Navy pier.

Oh yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Like point it.

Yeah.

So like if it's already well developed, you can read the contract.

You know, it has to change in next year's the CC at R.

Okay.

Not CCR the CC at R.

Okay.

Very confusing to me, by the way.

So like if you, if you know the, when's the last time it changed, what

were the contents of the changes?

Let's say it hasn't changed in 20 years.

Yeah.

And you're happy with what it says.

Okay.

Maybe you would like that.

So maybe when I mentioned, but at least read the fucking nobody ever reads these

things.

No, they actually don't.

And you're right.

But the reason I brought up like point leak.

Well, I call it link point towers because it's got a fucking massive amount of

leaks, but it's like point towers.

It's down in Chicago, right off Navy pier, beautiful building, beautiful area.

Um, they have the hat fields of the McCoy's.

One year's the hat fields with the next year, the McCoy's went, how do you think

pieces of that building?

Great.

But you can, again, you can see that as part of like, you can, you can say,

show me the minute, the meeting, uh, minutes.

Okay.

Oh, they're, they're constantly doing this bullshit.

I don't want to live here.

So you don't have pets.

Do you like pets or not?

I mean, I don't care.

Yeah.

Okay.

So, so HOAs can ban pets.

Yeah.

After you've already bought in there.

Right.

Cause it's a board and they can, they can, now typically they

have to grandfather you in, but when your grandfathered in, when that pet dies,

you're done.

Right.

You can't own any pets.

So you live in a fucking house that you can't have a pet if you wanted one.

So you can, you're okay with that?

Would you shut the fuck up?

No, you can find an HOA where they're not allowed to make that rule.

No bullshit.

They have a board.

They can change the bylaws with a 75% vote.

Okay.

That's what I'm saying.

Like if you don't like that, then don't go to that HOA.

No, any HOA can change any regulations, any rules they have.

They just, they have to have a 75% maturity.

Robert's rules of order.

They don't use Robert's rules of order.

Yeah.

I have to.

No, you don't.

You can use whatever the fuck you want.

You can't.

You can run.

Run.

Oh, you're done.

You can buy private property and say, I'm going to make Ron's HOA here.

And here's the constitution.

It may not be altered.

And you can do that.

No, you can't.

Why not?

Who's stopping you?

The fucking law.

It's a law.

They're elected officials.

Oh, so now you're complaining that the government is involved.

No, no, you said the law.

Robert, the board is elected officials.

Elected officials.

I'm saying, Ron, you buy the private property, you set up the HOA, you have a

constitution that may not be changed.

So then I have to be a communist property.

Yes.

And there's no elected officials on the board.

Oh, okay.

We'll see how that goes.

So it goes pretty damn well.

You don't live in an HOA, but how about you live in communist Ron land?

Yeah, but you have the constitution.

I mean, they would probably like it.

You have the constitution.

You better be fucking everybody.

Do what you want.

You have the constitution.

Of what?

That you wrote.

Okay, but that's our always allowed period.

In an HOA, anything can be changed.

No, that necessarily with the proper percentage.

Not necessarily.

If you set it up that way in the first place, then yes.

No, if you set it up in different ways.

In Nevada, we have an entire building built for people that

mandate what HOAs can do.

Oh, who?

It's called the CC&R.

And how do they enforce their authority?

Through fines and penalties.

What if I don't pay those?

The property manager loses his license.

I don't care if I have a license.

I don't obey your licensing.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah.

So what can happen?

They're going to, well, it depends.

Hold on.

I don't know.

Are you a resident there?

Are you the president of the board or are you the entire board?

I'm the board.

I'm the entire board.

I'm the dictator.

Okay.

Well, sure.

If that actually existed in Dave Land, maybe you can get away with that.

There you go.

But if you like HOAs, make an HOA like that.

But you can't.

But that's cool.

Who's stopping you?

Could you, you're in fairy tale land.

Who's stopping you?

Dude, I love the fact that you live in fairy tale land.

Bro, please tell me who is stopping you.

Probably the government.

Thank you.

That's the answer.

It's always the governments.

Okay.

I'm not pro HOA.

I'm not pro the government.

So let's get the government out of the situation and then more HOAs that are

saying will pop up.

How about you just buy your fucking house and don't.

I'm not gonna do that.

I bought this house.

Yeah.

When was that?

Dude, this is not an HOA.

But why don't you go buy a new house?

Because I don't want to be in an HOA.

Well, there you go.

So someone is preventing you from buying a new house.

Well, actually, that's not an HOA.

It is called the government.

So technically my wife wanted a new house.

I wanted an old house because they were built better.

That has nothing to do with you stopping you.

It's the governments.

The government is stopping all this.

The government is making all these laws.

They're not.

But you keep saying the HOA is the problem.

Well, the HOA is the problem.

No, the government is the problem.

Because you can live under the umbrella of the government and be completely fine

and have no interest.

Yes, you can.

No, you can't.

Yes, you can.

If there's a government, you will never be fine.

No, shut up.

Convey, bend the knee and obey them.

I'm not fine then.

Right.

Yeah, y'all.

I'm not fine with that.

You're not and I'm not, but some people are.

I don't care what they think.

Some people want to be told what to do.

Oh, I don't care.

Some people don't want to have confidence.

When they can hire somebody that tells them what to do all day.

I'll do it.

Pay me some money.

I'll tell you.

They have.

They live in an HOA.

They buy a car from a no-hackle spot.

But let's get the government out of this.

You can't.

Yes, you can.

Out of the HOA.

No, I'm saying let's get the government out of all of society.

Oh.

So that shut up and let me finish.

Okay.

So that the people who like the HOAs like to be told what to do can go over here

and be told what to do.

And then the people that don't like that can go over here and not have that.

So you're going to repeat what I just said.

No.

Dude, the government is the reason that all the new housing has to be an HOA in Las Vegas.

I don't know that to be true.

It is true.

Even if there's not a direct.

Do they're affecting it?

What's the interest on that?

It's I'm not.

I just told you it doesn't have to be a direct law for them to affect it because they zone everything.

They say you could only zone this for this purpose.

Maybe there's tax benefits to be an HOA.

Why?

Think shit like that.

Because the street you build in HOA are not maintained by the county or the city.

All sorts of distortions.

It's probably a lot.

And that's fine.

But guess what?

You don't have to buy a new house.

Okay.

But then like.

I do.

I do.

Someone has to buy a new house.

Fuck them.

At some point.

Fuck those complaint bitches.

At some point the old houses will fall down and you have to buy a new house.

Nothing.

Dude, I lived in an 85 year old house one time.

Yeah.

They don't make them like that anymore.

This house will be up in 85 years.

Well, no, it's already 85, 20, 40 years.

They don't make houses to last anymore.

This house got 40 more years left in it.

They don't make houses to last anymore.

In the 80s they did.

That's why I said I want a house that was built well.

Okay, but.

The HOA will fall down before my house falls down.

Yeah, but they're going to rebuild it.

Just like.

They'll rebuild it just as fast.

Hold on.

So do you know the old refrigerator?

Like an old refrigerator versus a new refrigerator?

Of course.

So there's refrigerators that people have bought that are dying.

Yeah.

There are refrigerators that were built in the 50s that were now

turned into kagerators.

Okay.

Because they still work.

Okay.

So it's better back then.

But there's fewer and fewer of them at all times.

Like once they do die, that's it.

You're done.

They don't die.

They will.

Everything dies.

People just go.

Everything dies eventually.

It's like a turtle.

You just will it to the next person.

And okay, that's the other thing is when grandma dies and her

zillennial children,

Grandma doesn't have a kagerator.

And her zillennial children come and take over that house.

Right.

They sell the house to Black Rock.

Well, so.

They sell the refrigerator in the garbage.

No, no.

See, this one.

And that's one less refrigerator.

You missed a huge step in that.

The estate sale.

They all have estate sales.

Yeah.

I could walk on my happy ass in and go,

I can turn that into a kagerator.

But they're going to take this old piece of junk from their

point of view and just throw it away.

Dude, there's no, okay.

They will.

They can get money for it.

They don't know that.

They're stupid.

No, no, no.

In their minds, they're like, well, what could as money?

Oh, wait, with money, I could buy goods and services.

They're going to say this is a 1950s refrigerator.

No one's going to buy it.

Throw it out.

Well, you can't because government will stop you from that.

Well, that's a whole different problem.

So you can't throw it out.

You can't find another government.

Well, but they'll do it anyway.

Because they don't know.

They don't sell it to me.

Me and my happy ass walkers, they're going, I want a kagerator.

I think there's a reason why you don't ever see these things

anywhere.

Because there's so few of them.

Yeah.

Or estate sales.

No, old refrigerators.

It's seen all the time.

What do you think?

I've never seen one in my life.

Really?

With a, with a, it's a big door.

Yes.

I've seen it on TV.

You really?

I've never seen one in person.

I go to estate sales a lot.

I like buying dead people's junk.

You know, like they keep, there's less and less every year.

New fridges.

Because they die.

No, old fridges.

Dude, you can take, you can take an old fridge

to the top of the entire state.

Everything dies eventually.

You can push it off the entire state building.

Oh my God.

No, you can't.

No, I'm down the stairs.

No, you can't.

And then find that weird lady that everything dies eventually.

Hold on.

You can open it up and grab a cold beer.

No, you can't.

And the beer, for some weird reason, when you pop the top of the beer,

it doesn't even fall over.

It just, you stick it.

Everything dies eventually.

And they're not making replacements.

Well, I'll wait till I see one actually die

before I agree with that.

They're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're,

this is ridiculous.

Yeah, it is.

What do we have here?

So we got sweet.

Okay.

So this is actually from speaking to you, the baby, the Babylon B.

So it's a joke, but if you don't recognize who this is, she's a

something, Sweeney, what is her name?

I don't know.

Sydney Sweeney.

She did an ad for American Eagle jeans.

And she was working off the play of words, which would probably piss him off

because he doesn't like that.

Jeans versus jeans.

You always like, it's a word and it means this.

No, it's a word that means this.

What are you talking about?

You're so obsessed with like your definition of a word, you refused.

What does that have to do with this?

It's not a good shot.

It's just being retarded.

It's a good shot.

It was a free shot.

It failed.

No, it didn't.

Cause you, okay.

Failed miserably.

I don't think so.

So the narrow challenge did I fail?

That's not the narrow challenge.

Cause most of you have a hard time.

So she says, she's a pretty young girl.

I think she has sad eyes, but it doesn't take a good way.

What does it mean?

I don't know.

She's a pretty girl.

I mean, the eyes don't, it don't matter.

And she did a play on jeans versus jeans and she's got good jeans.

And people think that she's a Nazi now because she said she's got good jeans

and she's blonde with white and blue, public blue eyes, blue, sad eyes.

So yeah, they all freaked out.

I'm sure everyone's already heard this, but Babylon B just put the

federal judge orders Sydney, sweetie to gain a hundred pounds and get one of those butch haircuts.

So, so the funny thing about this is I didn't, I didn't post the other video.

We don't, it's not a video, we can't show it.

Put in ducking donuts commercial.

So ducking donuts, which I thought was a woke company, they jumped in on this.

So keep in mind the jeans that she was advertising are sold out pretty much across America right now.

Their stock went up like 25%.

Yeah.

So I think that's what we're doing.

It, no, you're passing the video.

That one?

Yeah.

Miss Tan, genetics.

I just got my color analysis back.

Guess what?

Golden summer, literally.

Hold on.

Well, you, you put the wolf.

Who the fuck's coming out with this one?

Well, I didn't see the wolfness in there.

I want to see the full video.

Look, I didn't ask to be the king of summer.

It just kind of happened.

Miss Tan, genetics.

I just got my color analysis back.

Guess what?

Golden summer, literally.

I can't help it.

Every time I drink a Dunkin' Golden Hour fresher, it's like the sun just finds me.

So sipping these refreshers makes me the king of summer.

Guilty charged.

So, the reason I wanted to show this.

The Golden Hour fresher.

So that's Dunkin' Donuts response.

So they're jumping in.

But now you, you flashed back to six months ago.

Dunkin' Donuts came out and said they will not advertise on rumble because they don't

like the views that are portrayed on rumble, which rumble is mostly mostly mostly white.

It's not mostly white.

It's all all colors of the rainbow.

It's mostly conservative or Republican or libertarian.

And they refuse to advertise on rumble.

I have a feeling their sales dropped and their stock was plummeting and this is their response.

So, but, but now, did you ever see the Sydney Sweeney commercial?

I don't watch it.

No, no, but there's a reason.

Do we, do we have an upper?

I saw, I saw like still images now.

Why did that click away?

So if you saw the video, do you know what they were referencing?

A Cindy Crawford video from the 80s.

Okay.

When she did something very similar.

It's not that they were ripping it off.

I think they were just like one up in the, or yes, and in it.

So it was just like, and when we saw that video in the 80s, we're like,

oh, she's Cindy Crawford.

She's got a hot move on here.

We're just like, oh, the blue hair piercing people come out and fucking they're angry.

I was thinking like they should have had a strategy for this where they would,

they would do all the photo shoots, right?

And they would do Sydney, Sweeney, and then they would do like a black woman

and an Asian woman and the Mexican or Latino or whatever.

And then like just hold those photos.

Yeah.

Right.

Release the Sydney, Sweeney photos first.

And then everybody back has a backlash.

And then they would say, oh, we also did these.

You know, I don't know if they did.

Well, I'm going to say the free market has done that.

Yeah.

Every, every different race is coming out.

Kind of doing something similar to that.

It's actually kind of cool.

And they might have done that, but who was it?

It was either darkened donuts or American Eagle.

They posted an apology.

I think it was American Eagle.

And oh, no, no, no, the apology is great.

Oh, it's a fake apology.

And it just said at the end, well, she is hot.

I'm like, all right.

So yeah.

So guys, stop this woke bullshit.

It's going away.

It's, it's done.

It's over progressive.

Well, lock him up in mental hospitals like Trump wants to do.

Get Tom home.

See, this is the real reason why, well, it's not the real reason,

but it's a reason why that's such a bad idea is because that's how the woke comes back.

Oh, because they eventually get out of the mental hospital.

They get out and like there's abuse.

There's a legitimate abuse.

Okay.

Everybody gets mad and we have to go back to the left again.

Like stop this fucking cycle.

Okay.

So I leave people alone.

I have to make an announcement here.

Dave's version is right.

Trained the hard work and the illegals that we have here.

The hard work.

Just get them out, deport them.

Keep them and get rid of the progressive.

Deport them.

Then it can be a mental hospital somewhere else where it's not.

You have a better plan than I actually just said to a Middle Eastern country.

Right.

They love that.

They'll make sure it works.

They'll be dead.

They love Muslims.

I'm gay.

I don't have a head.

I just got beaten with rocks.

Oh, okay.

I just got thrown off a building.

So I got like a double header story here.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

So the UK has passed a law saying that websites that operate in the UK have to verify the age

of children or verify that you're an adult.

So I'll be using that website.

And because these companies are international, it's generally easier for them to just apply

it everywhere.

Yep.

Right.

So all these companies have come out saying, no, some have tried to limit it to UK.

But it's going to spread regardless, right?

It is spreading already.

So they're going to start doing this in the USA.

Some places have already started, apparently.

Resisted.

One of them is matrix.org.

Our chat room is a matrix that I host.

So it's open source.

But they provide accounting services if you just want a free account.

Get the fuck off their servers.

Okay.

Run your own server.

Now I'm not going to give accounts to you guys who I don't know.

So sorry.

But run your own server.

Find a reliable server that respects your privacy.

One is Monero.social, which our buddy Paranoia mentioned in the chat.

But get off of the matrix.org servers.

Like fuck these people.

They're all fucking lunatics.

And for now, we're going to keep the chat room there.

If they start changing the code to make it worse, we'll think about revisiting that.

But I mean, this shit has to, it's fucking ridiculous.

It has to stop.

We have to fucking say no.

We're not going to do this.

So are we still, are we still posted on Spotify?

Yes.

They're doing it.

Yep.

Spotify is doing it.

Because check this out.

Because they have songs with explicit

parental guidance language.

Yeah.

They want your image.

Yes.

And you got to download your photo.

Yep.

And keep it for fucking ever.

Yep.

Um, like Discord is doing it for their chat and other centralized.

Is doing it.

Yeah.

Fuck you guys.

Just shut off the internet, man.

No.

So this actually.

Maybe a short time we have to go without it.

Well, get on the dark web.

The dark web is never going to ask for your ID.

This is not possible.

Right.

So, but that's a very valid point.

But we have to resist this.

Don't do it.

You have to go without it.

If you have to watch the Black and White TV for a couple of months,

watch the fucking Black and White TV for a couple of months.

Now, this thing is a problem in and of itself.

But when a company is storing your personal data like that,

it's always at risk, right?

100% inside.

Like don't fucking tell me how safe and secure your encryption is and all this.

But like it's always at risk, right?

You can have bad actors inside the company.

You can have something that you missed on your code side.

And all your data, your ID that you've uploaded to prove that you're 18.

Well, now that's out in the world, which brings us to there's an app called T.

Have you heard of that?

Is that where you can use someone else's image?

No.

So T is this app for like women who had bad dates.

To talk shit about the men.

And T wanted you to prove you were a woman.

And so all these women uploaded their IDs and photos of themselves.

And there was a breach at T.

So now all this shit is everywhere.

It took me about 20 minutes to figure what the fuck this was.

Yeah.

So, yeah, like T did this, right?

Without any law, they just did it.

And all the data got breached.

But that actually gave me an idea.

Now, I don't want you to do this because it's very illegal.

But if a company is requiring your ID and that company is breached and all the IDs get released.

And then another company wants a photo of an ID.

You just have a cache of photos of IDs.

No, it doesn't matter.

It's sort of a taken care of.

What do you mean?

People are going to a certain gaming site.

And they're creating a realistic gaming character.

And they're uploading those images now.

So this is being a fallback.

Resist.

And you could cut to an AI, like give me a realistic ID photo.

So, but don't do this.

This is all illegal.

I'm just saying this could be something that happens.

So in this case, in this one time case, Dave is the more rational person here.

It's never happened before.

Every time.

I know if everybody needs a break for a second, we'll have a moment of silence.

So like, get people to catch their breath.

I'm always right.

In Dave's world, he's always right.

No, I just am always right.

Um, facial recognition is becoming very popular and becoming very useful tool for the government.

If you want to put your name and your image and your birthday and your whatever information

else they want.

And sometimes on some websites, it's also your social security number with your image.

And with your DNA being, you know, because you went to 23 and me to find out what the

fuck you are.

And now they got DNA.

They got your face.

They got all your information.

They knew VR.

Now most people like, wow, I'm never going to commit a crime.

You might be accused of one.

Your DNA might suddenly show up in the crime scene.

But I mean, it can also be simpler where they just want to find you or talk to you.

They're going to be able to do it much quicker.

It's, it's a baby.

This is the baby step in the wrong fucking direction.

I'm saying a baby step.

What the fuck?

This is a monster step.

Well, it's not even hard.

It's not even hard government.

Fucking says, no, we're not going to do it.

UK fuck you.

Well, you, we've lost the UK.

UK is gone.

That's fine.

But like these are American companies that are complying like stop complying.

You don't have to obey UK law.

You operate in the USA.

Oh, well, we had to do it in the UK.

So we're just going to do it here.

It's for your safety.

It's for the safety of the children.

You don't have to do it in the UK either.

The children, the children, now we can keep them off of porn sites.

We can keep a child from going on a porn site.

The funny thing is, don't worry about it.

This is just do it.

Shut up and comply.

Bend your knee and you'll be much safer.

If you have no physical presence in the UK,

you don't have to obey the UK laws.

But if you want to go on this website,

no, they don't have to do, they don't have to.

Today.

That's why I said baby step.

But there's nothing that you can ever do.

Five or six baby steps.

What can the UK do?

Are they going to start a war?

Well, no, the UK did threaten to arrest people.

Oh, come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

Come on.

No, we'll do it.

You tried it before.

How to work out for you.

Once you hit the hillbillies,

you kind of lost your way.

Right, just show your offices down.

Right?

We keep your servers offshore.

Yes, it'll be slower by five milliseconds.

Who fucking cares?

Tell the UK to go fuck themselves.

You cannot make us do this.

Stop being little bitches.

You're a multi-billion-dollar corporation.

It's never...

You have more fucking money in the bank than the UK does.

It's not about them making us do it.

It's about people going, well...

They want, they want to do it.

It's okay to do it.

They want to do it.

It's for the safety of the children.

The companies want to do it.

It doesn't have to.

Even the people.

It's what keeps the children safe.

Fuck the UK people.

I don't give a fuck.

No, no, I've never been here in America

because they're going to do that here.

We're going to be like,

well, I guess I don't really want a...

I don't really want a 12-year-old watching a gang bang.

Yeah, well, Trump's going to be the one to sign that law.

Yeah, well, we'll talk about that here.

Trump will absolutely sign that law.

Well, but that's fine.

I mean, again, I...

So far, I like Trump because he's doing a lot of libertarian stuff.

There's some stuff I don't like,

and that's the one that I don't.

I just want the fucking Epstein files

because I want to talk about that shit on this fucking podcast.

What else we got here?

And I want Hillary Clinton to be arrested for treason.

Treason, I said, don't fucking decide.

Sorry to argument.

We're way too long into the show.

We have a long debate over where to trade it,

but I'm not even going to say anything

because I don't want to put a quarter in him

because you put a quarter in Dave,

you get 50 cents worth.

That's right.

I'm just saying.

It's better investments than Nancy Pelosi.

Because she's the key to the stock market.

Favorite of that one.

Was it on here?

I don't think I...

I thought, okay, maybe not.

But yeah, so what was the link you posted?

Because you posted something else.

The autistic guy on the plane?

No, you posted the Nancy Pelosi something.

But whatever, let's talk about that, the stock act or the Pelosi act.

The Pelosi act, they called it the Pelosi act.

So now, before we get into our opinions on that,

let me ask you a question.

Let's say that the act passes.

Okay.

Now, do you think that the people that voted yes

just love America and want to get corruption rooted out?

Or do you think they already have the plan to get around it?

Which one is it?

Well, they want a talking point to get reelected

because they know it's a hot topic.

But hold on a second.

So because technically with the act the way it's written,

I don't believe Nancy Pelosi would be affected by this

because she technically is not making the trades.

She has said that I don't understand the stock market.

It's very confusing to me, but my husband on the other hand,

he seems to be a wizard.

He's blown away Warren Buffett.

He's blown away all the other investors.

I don't know how he does that.

It's amazing.

Pick up Burp.

Oh, I guess I should do this.

Because she was like, she was-

Well, all she's doing is telling her husband during dinner

what they did at work today.

Oh, she's absolutely not doing that.

Honey, what did you do at work today?

Oh, we voted against this.

Oh, that would do.

She didn't do that.

That's not illegal.

No, her husband is a genius apparently in the stock market.

Right, but they're just having to come to this.

So it's bullshit.

It's a bullshit law.

It's not going to work.

They're just going to use a friend, a family member,

a neighbor, the dog.

My dog, for some reason, I laid the stock market tickers

out in front of him and he puts a pall down here

and he goes to the phone.

No, he goes to computers.

He can't talk.

I mean, he's a dog.

And he somehow manages to type in the website and hit buy.

And then he manages to type in the stock ticker that he wants

because he can see the letters here by the paw.

See, here's the problem.

Here's the problem.

If I ran away.

Yes, you are.

But here's the problem is that there's no way you can have this thing

that makes our situation better.

Like banning Congress people from trading stocks is just fucking retarded.

So what's the worst thing for doing that?

What's the worst thing?

So them doing that could have a negative effect on Congress.

What's the worst negative effect?

So it's going to make it, well, okay.

So like to get elected to Congress, you have to spend billions of dollars.

Okay.

Especially depending on the district.

Yeah, but this is even before you get elected.

If you were,

Oh, you have something else in mind.

Well, I was asking for a reason.

Because I'm giving my answer.

Well, go ahead.

So the fact that you have to spend all this money to get elected in the first place

means you have to already be rich, right?

Or, well, AOC wasn't rich.

She had backers.

If you have backers, yeah.

Right, okay.

But you have to recoup your investments,

whether that's your investment or your backers investment.

Okay.

So like, there's, okay, if we make it so that they can't get rich

through corruption, whatever, this is a corruption ban.

Okay.

If we make it so that they can't get rich through corruption,

how, who's going to get elected to Congress?

Well, that's kind of what I'm going with this.

So if you were a smart, intelligent person who had a great portfolio,

and you were like, well, I'm going to run for Congress.

Wait, what?

I have to sell.

I have to stall everything.

I have to liquidate.

You're not going to run.

You're not going to run.

So we're not going to get the back.

I'm going to quote John Fetterman.

Well, you like him though.

No, I dig him.

I do.

He's weird.

But it depends on which stroke one I like.

I think it was a second stroke one I like.

We don't send the best or brightest.

And with this law, we're going to take that down a couple.

Long rungs not ladder to get the dumb, even dumber people.

So I have a better law that could fix Congress.

Let's make it a law that Congress cannot pass any law that affects businesses.

Well, how do we do that?

Oh, you know what?

We already did that in 1789.

It's called the US Constitution.

Legally, they cannot make laws to interfere with business.

So why are we letting them do this?

They break the law all the time.

Right?

So given that they break the Constitution,

they don't give a fuck what the Constitution says.

If we make another law that says they can't buy and sell stocks,

why would they obey that law?

Right.

They're not obeying any of the other fucking laws.

It's like gun control.

Oh, if we make another law against guns,

then we'll get the fucking streets kicked.

No, you won't.

People don't obey that law.

Mora, stop trying to fix Congress with your little fucking tweaks.

Just make them either obey the Constitution

or come to my side and realize that we can never have a government that works.

So I believe that you can fact check this.

It's Nancy Pelosi is worth like four or 500 million dollars.

It's a lot of money.

Yeah.

What is her salary in Congress?

$174,000.

And she's worked in Congress how many years?

Well, a long time.

So fuck, her husband must be a god damn Jesus.

But she comes from money too.

She like, it's not like she just showed up one day.

Like she comes from deep money.

Yeah, okay.

But not for 500 million deep money.

I don't actually know.

Yeah.

Like she's...

Well, she actually, which really kind of makes me laugh.

She owns a mansion in Florida.

Now, not that it really matters,

but Florida is like now a recent, a deep red fucking state.

Yeah.

So it's just, they always think we're going to laugh right here.

I was just, I was going to see Governor DeSantis like,

you know what, I'm taking her house.

Fuck her.

Because he might do that.

What's, what's are going to be our monarrow challenge this week?

Well, I think you have one this time, don't you?

Did I have one?

I didn't say, I don't think I have one.

Oh, I didn't.

I thought you said you had one.

No, I said I don't have one.

I guess word of the day.

Okay.

Then we're going to do a secret word.

What do you think?

Stock tips.

Stock tips.

No, Nancy Pelosi stock tips.

Nancy's Pelosi stock tips.

There you go.

That's the secret word.

And if you want to send the meme, it said,

if you don't want to send anything, just send the meme of a bunch of like,

white trash, like dudes and like living in a shack with a pickup truck,

but all wearing tuxes going, we follow Nancy Pelosi's stock.

Well, let's get away to the last week's monarrow.

Um, I can't wait to see these responses.

So, um, on the last show, the winner never collected again.

So we have a double this time.

You guys got to listen to the show and collect your fucking monarrow when you win.

Otherwise, it just rolls over.

So, uh, what was last week?

It was what will they find?

What will the FBI find in the show?

A big Mike's underwear drawer.

Big Mike's.

So first we got ink stain.

And K S T A N.

Panties from 20 girls who vanished without a trace between 2005 and 2015.

I dig him.

I dig that answer.

Okay.

Let me have Alma guest.

Alma guest.

Uh, a custom fleshlight branded Barak's booty hole.

So she's, she is that open on the market for the public to buy or is that just hers?

No, she's she given him the pet job.

It's it's custom custom made.

Um, so we have our end.

A gold and purple dildo.

I don't know what golden purple or significant for, but, uh,

this is like Alma mater or something.

I don't know.

Well, yeah, I don't know.

Whatever dude.

I love it.

I'm sure you I'm sure it's funny to you.

If you want to share it with us by all means, please do.

Uh, so we got Matt McHugh and he likes, uh, giving his answers in meme form, which we love here.

So it's, uh, Barack Obama's nighttime sleepy mask.

And we got one of those little ballgad gift masks.

But it's only important that the ball can be moved out of the mouth and something else

can be sorted in the mouth for big bikes purposes.

And, uh, door mouse who got in right before the buzzer

says divorce papers with a dick butt drawing sidled in the middle.

So she's holding out of them divorce papers.

Well, no, there's rumors that they're, they're on the, on the outs.

All right, let's see.

Well, no, because they were saying that Jennifer Amiston and Brock were dating.

Oh my speaker.

He's saying, all right, contact me to get your moment narrow.

That's 0.02 this week.

So for those of you who don't know who Jennifer Amiston is, she was in the TV show Friends.

Do you know that the casino here in Vegas that just set up the coffee shop of Friends?

I, I, I briefly saw it.

I don't care.

I'm not, I mean, I'd like to go to it, but I mean, whatever.

But yeah, I thought it was odd because it's a TV show that went off in the like early 2000s.

That's actually been a thing.

So like in Chicago, right before we left, they opened a diner,

which was based on the save by the bell backs as diner.

Oh, I got a better one for you in Chicago, Threes Company.

The, uh, that the Bors, that was the Bors, the Borsness was in Dukes of Hazards.

They opened up the bar, but was in Threes Company.

It was becoming a thing.

It was a lower whacker.

It was under Michigan Avenue.

I'm not too far from, uh, uh, Billy Go.

Billy Go, yeah.

Terrible.

Don't put a Billy Go.

Don't put a Billy Go.

Yeah, I just do.

I just sucked the dog down.

Terrible.

So hold your nose and eat the dog.

Terrible.

So yeah, so I'll find out what casino that is because I'll probably go and see it just to,

I don't know, piss on the couch.

Yeah, that's becoming a thing.

So, yeah.

Um, so this is most of these last couple of, uh, more of the,

Oh, so this guy, David, I guess we're going to argue about this.

I don't know.

We're going to make it quick for y'all.

This is one of you.

So this dude, he's autistic.

Oh, I'm going to move.

This is how planes should be boarded.

How should they be boarded?

There's only one way.

For some reason, no way or one is ridiculous.

Okay.

Let's say there are 40 rows on the plane.

One through 40, right?

Row fucking 40 rows first.

See, like, okay.

So what's wrong with that?

The first question I would ask this guy is how many airlines do you know?

No, no, no, no, no, bullshit.

Don't go around herrings in here.

It's not about herring.

It's not about herring.

When the sun is over, it's not about herring, right?

It's about the ammunition.

How many?

What's wrong with this theory?

How many airlines does he run?

Don't care.

How many, what's wrong with this theory?

How many airlines does he run?

When's the last time you saw him?

I'm going to get to that.

How many airlines does he run?

I don't know who he is.

So I think three.

It's zero.

The answer is zero.

Why do you know what's zero?

What's his name?

Because he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

Well, what's his name?

He's just making shit up.

He's some dumbass that's sitting on the plane

that he's an armchair quarterback.

When's the last time you flew him?

He's, I, I, I, uh, to DC last year.

Okay.

Did, what, what, what are you, like, trying?

I don't even fucking remember.

Okay, so go ahead, keep going.

So he's just an armchair quarterback

who doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

Okay, why?

Because airlines test this shit, Ron.

You don't think they fucking invest research?

Not up before.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm going to motion right now.

No, what they do is they want people to feel important.

So they load the important people first,

Right.

which the important people sit at the beginning of the flight.

Do you think, right?

Now you're all,

Every airline loads first, not first.

You're always going on about how corporations are greedy, right?

So are you telling me that they're not doing

the greediest thing possible?

Yes, the, the, the important thing is the first.

And the greediest thing possible is to get the most flights out

that they can.

No, because, yes it is.

Now why do you think you board an hour before you fucking leave?

You fucking dumbass.

Okay, tell me why he's wrong.

Because they've tested it.

Tested what?

What airlines test it?

Shut up and let me fucking answer, Ron.

They've all tested this.

In various different algorithms.

This is the fastest way to load the plane.

This is not the fastest way to load the plane.

Yes it is, Ron.

What airlines test it?

They've all tested it.

What airlines test it?

All of them, Ron.

Name one.

All of them.

Every single fucking airline in the world does it this way.

Because they all test it because they're all greedy.

They want money.

They're, they're gonna be important people.

The Mythbusters tested it.

You're wrong.

Okay, hold on.

So I get on a plane and sell us airlines.

No, all right.

I don't care about your arms, your quarterbacking, Ron.

This is a moron who thinks he knows better

than people making billions of dollars.

Oh, okay.

So it's sellers, airlines, boards and boarding groups.

Okay.

A, B and C, they're barely not be a D, whatever.

So they load the A first and they load the B second.

Good for them.

And the C's like, the A's are from the plane,

the B's the middle of the plane, the C's the end of the plane.

Have you ever like, you're like, you get on the plane

and there's a long fucking line because fucking the fact that

it's not an argument, Ron.

It's trying to shove his.

This is not an argument.

If you look at it.

Ron, this is not an argument.

No, it's not, Ron.

You can't just say, there's something that slows me down.

Therefore, my way is better.

No, there's different things that slow you down

in different solutions.

If you load the back of the plane first.

It doesn't work, Ron.

They try it.

Who has?

Everybody, Ron.

Every single fucking airline has tried it.

They run test flights where they do it

and it doesn't fucking work, Ron.

You mean one airline.

And they did it.

Ron, you say that they're greedy, Ron.

Are they greedy?

Yes.

Then they're doing what makes the most money.

No, they're doing what makes people feel important.

They're doing what makes the most money, Ron.

No, no, we're going to load it.

Then they're not greedy.

You're an idiot.

You're fucking idiot, Ron.

We're going to load it.

Ron, they all tested this.

The Myth Buster tested it.

I didn't see you.

The Myth Busters tested it on their TV show.

All you had to do was click, run.

The TV said it.

All you had to do, Ron.

The TV said it.

It must be true.

All you had to do was scroll down and read the comments.

I don't need to read somebody else's fucking recording.

It's not their opinion, Ron.

It's them giving facts as to who tested it and when.

And you don't fucking read.

I don't care.

It's a more efficient way of loading it.

No, it's not.

I've been on air.

No, it's not, Ron.

Ron, if it's more efficient, why aren't you

starting an airline and making billions of dollars?

Because I don't care anymore.

I don't care to make billions.

I don't want to make billions.

I owe the IRS $30,000.

But I don't care to make billions.

You're fucking moron, Ron.

Just 30?

You're a fucking moron.

You're a fucking moron.

This guy's a fucking moron.

He's a fucking armchair court.

No, he's not, Ron.

If he was right, he would be the one running the airline.

When you get on the plane, did you check your bag

or did you carry on?

I carry on.

OK.

So you're walking down the aisle.

Look in for your seat.

Dude, this is a day.

Doop-de-doop-de-doop-de-doop.

G4.

Doop-de-doop-de-doop-de-doop.

You're not making an argument.

Oh, there's G there.

Hold on.

You're not making an argument.

Oh, hold on.

You're not making an argument.

I am.

You're giving an anecdotal piece of-

So here's I.O.G.

You're such a fucking idiot.

Four's on this side.

You're not proving the whole process is faster, Ron.

Let me open this thing.

You're not proving the whole process is faster or slower.

You're not discussing the whole process.

So when you take your- so you have to find your seat

and you have to open up your-

It's not an argument.

Shut up.

This is not an argument, Ron.

This is not an argument.

Here we go.

Who put a corner in days?

This is not an argument.

I didn't put a corner in days.

This is not an argument.

It's apparently I'm getting 75 cents.

This is not an argument, Ron.

It's more efficient.

An argument would be, load the whole plane this way,

load the whole plane that way, which one was faster.

That would be an argument, but you don't have that.

I don't have that data to prove-

The airlines do.

Show me the data.

But, Ron, show me the fucking data.

The airlines are doing what makes them the most money, Ron.

Call them up and say.

No, they're doing what makes people feel important.

No, they're not.

Yes.

They're doing what makes them the most money.

They're doing what makes them the most fucking money.

Yes, yes.

But load the important people first.

No, Ron.

The important people like to load first.

Ron, getting more flights out the door

is what makes them the most money.

No, no, their flights are going to leave at X, at time X.

They can start loading a while.

And if you can schedule more flights, there's more money.

No, you need ticketed passengers to make more money.

What the fuck are you talking about?

I'm telling you, it would be much quicker.

No, it wouldn't.

Okay, so go with them.

No, it wouldn't, Ron.

No, it wouldn't.

He doesn't know what he's talking about.

Have you-

You don't know what you're talking about.

Have you ever been behind the person

who's looking for-

It's not an argument, Ron.

This is not-

I don't want to hear individual-

Oh, you don't want to hear-

I don't want to hear individual end-codes.

I want the whole boarding process.

We're talking about the whole boarding process, Ron.

Hold on, hold on.

So someone has to open up multiple little boxes.

We're talking about the whole boarding process, Ron.

We disagree.

Not me.

You're stupid.

Move on.

Ron.

Move on.

You're stupid.

Okay.

Because that's why you don't run an airline, and they do.

I don't want to run an airline.

That's not an argument, Ron.

I could make a billion dollars, but I'm not gonna.

I don't want to make a billion dollars.

I'm just smarter.

I'm gonna sit here in my podcast chair,

and say how much smarter I am.

Oh, you know-

That's what your healthcare quartermaster-

But you, I'm gonna change the world.

I'm messing with you, Ron.

Because I'm a no-sum, I'm an anarchist, and this is my fight.

I'm gonna let everybody know through my podcast that

anarchy is right.

You're fucking retards.

How do you not fucking know this?

How do you not know?

How do you not know?

Yeah, that's what you do.

So it's okay when you're trying to change the world from your podcast chair,

but when I want to think he's right, and I'm trying to change where they load a

fucking airplane from my podcast chair-

Which one of those things-

What makes more sense?

Which one of those things is a business that generates money?

The airlines.

Oh, so the airlines stand to gain or lose a lot of money?

No, dumbass.

Listen, they take off an X.

And Y can be an hour long.

They can take forever.

If they can load more flights, they can fly more planes.

What?

And more planes is more money.

Literally, the dumbest thing I've ever heard anybody say.

What are you talking about, Ron?

They make money by flying people somewhere.

They sell tickets.

They know the amount of people that are gonna fly on Monday.

They know the number of people that are gonna fly on Tuesday.

If they increase the number of flights, then more people will fill the flights.

Then they fly empty planes, and they waste gas.

No, they don't.

More people will fill the planes.

Oh my God.

You're sitting at home watching TV and you get a phone call.

Wait, what?

There's a plane that's going on empty?

I'll buy a ticket now.

All right, where do I go?

No, Ron, what happens is the ticket price falls.

When you have more flights, the tickets are cheaper.

It makes more sense.

No, it doesn't.

100%.

No, it doesn't.

Okay, we disagree.

Because you're wrong.

Move on.

They've tested it, Ron.

They have not.

Why would they not test it?

Ron, there's a famous story, I think in the 70s,

where they saved $4 million by taking one olive out of each salad.

Have you heard the story?

Yeah.

So they're testing all this shit, Ron.

If they're testing the number of olives in a fucking salad,

you don't think they're testing the boarding process?

Are you not?

How dumb are you?

Are you not listening to me, dumbass?

People feel important when they go first.

It has nothing to do with it.

I've got on the bike for people.

Talk to us, wait.

That has nothing to do with it.

Talk to us, Westfire.

That has nothing to do with it, Ron.

They legitimately, you have to.

That has nothing to do with it.

Yes, it does.

No, it doesn't.

You're so fucking dumb.

Why are you this dumb?

Southwest has a...

Why are you this dumb, Ron?

Shut up.

Ron, if you could do it better, you'd be doing it better, Ron.

No, Southwest.

Ron, if somebody could do it better, they'd be doing it better.

It's that simple.

Oh, my God.

If someone could do it better, they'd be doing it better.

One autistic guy and another autistic guy

are apparently fucking arguing here.

If someone could do it better, they'd be doing it better.

It is better.

In their mind, it is better because they're like the important people.

Fucking money, Ron.

It's about money.

Here's Ron, the greedy corporation guy, saying it's not about money.

How fucking stupid are you?

It's always about money.

Get a crayon and a big piece of paper.

It's always about money, Ron.

It's always about money.

Yes, love the important people first.

That doesn't make them more money.

Okay, shut the...

How does that make them more money?

Let me talk.

Southwest Airlines.

Yeah, if you have your phone Southwest.

Shut up.

Yes or no?

It's a yes or no question.

Dude.

Legitimately, have you ever phoned Southwest?

It doesn't matter what I have flown.

Yes, it does.

It doesn't matter what I have flown, Ron.

You're talking about boarding processes, not what Dave has done.

I'm trying to relate this to your crazy world.

No, you're not.

But you don't place all this.

My world is the real world where we test hypotheses.

What?

And then go with the one that works.

Your world is the real world?

Yes, Ron.

Oh, Dave's world, I guess it is.

No, no, no.

This guy is sitting in his armchair, quarter backing from the armchair.

It's like you.

I could do it better.

I'm a genius.

I could do it better.

Just listen to me.

Put me in charge.

Me, me, me.

I need to make you more money.

And then when they put this guy in charge,

they lose millions of dollars and they go bankrupt.

Okay, now Southwest Airlines has a policy.

24 hours for your flight takes off, you call in.

The quicker you call in, the quicker you get boarded.

When you get the A group, you board, you get to pick your own seat.

When you get the B group, you get to pick your own seat.

So what?

When you get to see you.

So make a point, Ron.

So I'm trying to get there.

No, you're not.

You're just going on and on and on.

Make your fucking point.

I'm trying to dog walk you through the park.

No, you're not.

Ron, you're saying with the A group and then the B group

and then the C group, just make your fucking point.

So it's a 24 hour mark.

People start calling to get A group.

Good for them.

Okay.

So what?

Because they want to be on the plane fucking first.

And guess where they sit?

Because they want to sit.

Because they want to get seated first, Ron.

They want to sit in front of the plane.

And they always take the front seat.

Nobody wants to sit.

The only reason you want to sit in front of the plane

is so when the plane lands, you get your ass out of there first.

Okay.

So you load from the back of the plane based on tickets.

That doesn't make the process faster, Ron.

It makes some people go faster.

It doesn't make the process faster.

It's about the whole process.

It doesn't, Ron.

They've tested it.

Dude, we're like an hour and 25 minutes.

Then stop being retarded.

You're wrong.

Why do you think companies don't test this stuff?

Again, they do.

How can you then stop pretending you know what you're talking about?

Okay, what's this?

Oh, we have nowhere near enough time to talk about this.

It goes into too much detail.

What is this fucking?

We have nowhere near enough time to talk about this.

There is another retarded.

There are beyond stuff going on.

I'm certainly under attack right now.

We're in many different ways.

And I just want everybody to know to just kind of...

What is the point?

When does he say the point?

And I have my eyes open.

He's like you, scramble, ramble, ramble.

Let me get to the point.

No, we want to make sure people like you understand the whole fucking story.

He's just saying things.

He's driving in a car saying things.

What's the point?

You don't look at this.

It just takes away the point.

So I've created my own gas station that makes fuel from plastic waste.

Let's go.

Okay, what's the point?

So we start to see some golden droplets coming over.

And how do we know what type of liquid this is?

Is it gasoline, diesel, jet fuel?

Well, it's all based on temperature.

You can see the condensate temperature at this elbow here is just under 100.

See about 90 C there.

What's the point?

Which translates to about 190 Fahrenheit.

What?

And that lines up the infrastructure.

Don't fucking ask a joint.

Why does he just say the point?

He's making fuel out of plastic.

Okay.

And he's on the run right now because people are after him.

No, hold on, no, hold on, hold on.

Do you remember I told the story earlier on this podcast that there was a cop in the

Senate in New York in the upper in upper New York.

He admitted an engine that ran on water.

Yeah, that's bullshit.

No, it's not.

Yes, it is.

The fuck it is.

You can't run an engine on water.

Bullshit, huh?

They just did it.

Dude, no.

Hydrogen engines do work.

Yes.

So how your engine works, but the amount of energy you have to get put into water to

separate the oxygen from hydrogen is way more than you get back out.

Oh, okay.

So the first gas combustion engine, what was the MGP?

Or miles per gallon?

What are the?

It was greater than zero.

Okay.

Was it was it 60?

No.

Was it 50?

No.

Was it 40?

Doesn't matter.

Is it now?

All that matters is that it's greater than zero.

Okay.

It's better now.

Okay, fine.

Because we perfect stuff.

Hydrogen cars are less than zero.

No, they're not.