Alright, welcome to the Canary in the Cage podcast. I am Ron Morgan, my cohost Dave
Havlicek. We're here to entertain you, educate you and hopefully make you laugh. And this
one, hopefully, I guess we're going to laugh coming coming year away. So Dave, I heard
we had a winner.
Yes, we do. It was our good friend Oliver Chase. Oh, you're killing it. Now, we were
going to put you guys in the wheel, but Oliver Chase was the only guy that gave us the password.
Fair enough. There you go, you win. And we had no answer last week. Right. So it's going
to roll over. Okay. So it's going to be 0.02. But also, I logged into the donation wallets
and someone sent us a donation. Really? But not through the XMR chat, which is why it
didn't show up, which is why I didn't notice it. Oh, and it was like 0.006. Okay. So it's
just some change, but you're going to get all that Oliver Chase. Zero point zero point
zero two and change. Yeah, how would we declare that with the IRS doesn't matter. Like three
cents, we're giving it away. No, I know that's what we got to give it away for because I
don't know how to do IRS math. So yeah, I will contact you and then give us your address
and I'll send that over. So Oliver, I've got a good one for you this week. Everyone's
going to love this one. I love it. So I don't care. So when do I start? And do I start by
beating babies or I start with Harris? Let's start with Harris. So she's been trying to
relate to the common man, the common folk. So because she's kind of getting the women
in her way, at least the Karens. And then she's she needs to get the man, the men vote.
So what does the politician do? Let's have a beer because apparently that's how you get
the man vote. Okay. Don't think it's gonna work. So she was on Colbert a couple of weeks
ago. Did she have Dylan? No, no, no, actually, it's worse. She had a Miller genuine draft,
I believe it was her miller beer. And guess who? Guess who is the biggest investor in
Miller beer? Black Rock. Oh, okay. They're the biggest investor in everything. I know.
I just think that's pretty shitty. So she but she had to open the can and she looked
like really funny open in the can. I don't even know how you don't know how to open
a can whether it be beer, soda, you think she's ever opened a can of her. She had to
have no I mean, it's like soda. Juice is not drinking that stuff. She's drinking wine.
She's a wine. Oh, yeah, that you're gonna get drunk. But then last we were this previous
it was last week she had a beer. I believe it was with the governor of Michigan Gretchen,
whatever her name is, Whitmer. So and they did a draft this time. They kept the okay.
I give the guy credit the bartender credit because that the head of that beer was like a
half an inch. Oh, nice. So when she would take a drink, she just a little sip. So she got all
ahead. So she was sucking head. So but I can't blame her for that. Because that's how she got
into politics in the White House by sucking head. I thought she was giving head sucking the head
sucking on the head. I don't sucking on the head. Come on. It's funny. Yeah, that's a little reach
there. I think what she had she was giving head to get into politics, giving it but sucking on
the head, giving sucking, did you get that have a head on it? It's just not Oh, you are a buzz kill.
Okay, let's move on to the next Kamala. That is a jokes. You have to understand jokes don't have
to be necessarily true, because true stories aren't funny. We're gonna stretch the truth,
get a bit the truth. I'm gonna say right now that joke was garbage. Oh, your garbage. We're
going to do that a few minutes too. So Harris has pulled off funding or most are funding our North
Carolina, Wisconsin. Okay. So does that mean she doesn't think she can win or she thinks she's
already had it in the bag? I don't know. Yeah. North Carolina is pretty reliably blue, I thought.
But Wisconsin is a tough one. I believe North Carolina and Wisconsin are both sweet.
Yeah, but North Carolina lately, like I thought the last several elections,
but it doesn't matter how you vote, it matters who counts the vote. Okay. So
she decided to put money here in Nevada. Well, so is Trump in advance, they're gonna be here this
weekend. Actually, both of them are here. I got caught in their fucking traffic. Get this election
over. Get the fuck out of my state. I was planning to get a Trump mask for Halloween and wear it on
the show and be like a special guest. Yeah. But I couldn't find one in a local shop. Yeah. So she's
gonna put, she's gonna spend $400,000 a day to advertise on the sphere. Okay. Oh, yeah, I saw.
I saw. I didn't. So my question is, when you drive it down, do you go to DI or Desert Inn? Yeah,
Desert Inn. Oh, I got a DI. Yeah. So if you're coming from the West, which is on the side that I live on,
and you drive it down to the A, you pass Valley View, and then you see the sphere, and then there's
a building, the sphere, a building, because it's an angle. Right. Is that Trump Tower?
Yeah, Trump Tower is right there. So Trump Tower is gonna block her view of us. Yeah. Okay. Just
for a second. But I'm really hoping they don't put her face on the sphere. It's gonna cause
accidents on the guy. People are like, what the fuck is that? But so she's gonna do that, and it's
causing her $400,000 a day. So what if, because you know Trump, Trump's just a comedian now. He's
just a funny guy doing all kinds of crazy shit. So what if Trump spends $400,000 for one day of
advertisement? I mean, I don't have $400,000, but I'm sure that's like couch coaching money for
Trump. Yeah. You know, a quarter here and nickel here. I heard Mar-A-Lago was only worth like
15 million. So what he should do is don't advertise Trump advance. You put images of
walls or Mickey Mouse hands, chasing a little kid around the sphere. So he's like trying to catch
the kid. I mean, Trump's going crazy right now. I don't know. People get that one.
He looks like a pedophile. He acts like a pedophile. That is my opinion. I could be wrong,
please don't sue me, but I'm probably right. Probably right. Not definitely right. I can't be
sued for that. So let's go. I guess this is jump right to Biden now. There you go. He's a vampire.
He has taken sniffing kids to the extreme. Yeah. He's trying to, he's trying to eat the babies.
Did you ever see that clip when AOC was doing a town hall meeting? This is like a year or two ago.
Some lady comes up and she's like, we can't eat the babies. We got to stop people eating the babies.
I didn't do that. It was hysterical. They escorted her out. All right. So I've been dominating if
you want to jump in on this. Oh God. I mean, I just saw the photo. I didn't see the video or
anything. It's just like, what the fuck are you? It was two different kids. One of the kids, the entire
foot, the whole half, the front half of the foot was in his mouth. What parent would tolerate that?
But the funniest one. What are you going to do? I mean, the Secret Service is there. I don't give a
fuck. I'll take a punch on the Secret Service. Oh, they're going to need more punch you. He put my
child or my grand, or this point, my grandchild or maybe even my great grandchild. Okay, but the guy
probably doesn't have real teeth, to be fair. You know, like, I'm not worried about like biting down,
like breaking the skin. I'm going to be getting a boner for my kids foot being in his mouth.
The kid's not going to remember it. You know, like, you have a story, like, hey, you gave the president
a boner. Hilarious. But I will say the 10 year old girl that followed was the highlight of the
entire video. I didn't see that one. So it's just the extended clip. I get the extended clips. I know
you, you know, because I'm special. Yeah, okay. You know, so I just don't care. So baby one, he
tries to bite the leg, baby two tries to put the foot in his mouth. And 10 year old three comes up,
grabs a candy and just darts off. No, no, no, but that's the funny part. Biden is like,
what are you doing? I didn't I didn't sniff her. I didn't bite her. What I really was waiting for
him to chase and chase her now. Because the look on his face was just like, I didn't sniff that child.
What the Oh, what is he doing? Is he sabotaging the Harris campaign?
I can't think he might be because like, they ousted him, you know, like he's out on his ass.
And a lot of Democrats are saying I wish we were so on Biden. Yeah. And like you mentioned a couple
weeks ago, like, suddenly he's a little bit more coherent. Like he's not. I know. So like what's
going on? Good drugs. I don't know. But the garbage people comment. I mean, he hadn't. Well,
I shouldn't say that because he's yeah, he's old, but a rational person would have known.
Don't make the comment, right? Because Hillary Clinton did it with the basket of deplorables.
Yeah. So apparently the basket of deplorables got thrown into the dump. Yeah. And now we're all
garbage people. Well, you I'm not voting for Trump. You're not. We vote for Joe Stein. I'm not voting
for anybody. Oh, no, no, because we knew nothing about it. No, no. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I just throw
one Trump's way. I mean, Joe Rogan was kind of like he didn't get like again, with the last week,
with the flag burning, like, dude, shut the fuck up. It's free speech. You can't put people in jail
in front of the flag. So I will say this, if you want to burn a flag, it is your first amendment
right. But then you have to deal with other people's rights to beat the crap out of it. No, that's not
right. Why not? You never write to beat somebody up. What are you talking about? That's a bad
battery. It's like number 11 on the kind of the bill right now. It's not. No. I could have sworn
it was. No, it's not. What can we get a Congress when you get that pass for me? No. Why? Why would I
do that? You can you can make a decision to do what you want. If you affect somebody else's
decision to do what they want, they should be kicked ass. You're not if I'm not affecting you by
burning a flag. I don't know. I'm kind of under by your body. I don't care. You're a good
being a baby. No. Oh, no, no, no. It's not the flag. It's the ozone. It doesn't go up. I don't
care. I don't care. We need more plant food in the air. No, I'm not. I mean, I can plant food. Yes,
people have the right to do it. And I'm not going to argue that because they do. I just just that
kind of falls under just because you can doesn't mean you're sure. I'm going to do it just because
I can. Fuck it. You better do it right there. I'm going to edit it into our show and like,
and I'll say Ron endorses this action. No, yeah, I will. I will take care of that the next day.
You have no choice. I do the editing and the uploading. I'll see it and I'll talk about the
next week. Okay. And then I'll do my own video. Okay. I'll be like is Ron Morgan carrying the
cage? I won't upload that. I'll figure out when I upload it. Okay. I'll be like, because I've used
my bird in my chisel because that's how it is my printer. It's a little bird in chisel. He's fast,
though. He really is. Oh, where else we where do we land now? So I told him by the boat early
because the vet. So it's funny. Dan Bongino was like, they've ran out of balance in Nevada.
County got mine. Well, no, he was saying Nevada County, but he thought Nevada County was in Nevada.
Oh, I actually DM'd him because I'm like, dude, you're going to your radio show. It's not it's not
Nevada County is not in Nevada. Yeah, because they're California. Okay. Because it went on the
news that they ran out of ballots. Yeah. But again, it means Nevada. Who cares? They ran out of
ballots, folks. And that's during the pre the early voting. What's going to happen on voting day?
I don't know. I'd vote before then. I mean, if you vote early, then they know how many ballots
they need. Gee, you know, and that's what actually what Kelly Quinn said, the guy I've run into
against. He's like, he's going to vote early, but vote the last day of early. Okay. But yeah,
I believe that tomorrow. I don't want to don't call me on that. I want to go. I believe Nevada is
tomorrow or maybe Saturday. Would it be today for you listeners? Yeah, exactly. But in, in Pennsylvania,
in Butler County, they're trying to end it early, but Trump had to go to court to make them go until
Friday. And he won't. So Trump is actually winning court cases. And judges are actually hearing him
unlike four years ago, where they're like, who Trump? Who? Well, what was it? Was it Virginia
that said, no, we're not taking ballots after election day? It was one of those. It was East
Coast. But Nevada here, this Nevada, oh, dear God, said that we'll take them like three days after
with no postmarks. Because they, they count to the person they want when wins. Of course. So they
use it's cheating. It's all there you go. But if you're election night, if you want to watch
actually good news coverage, don't watch us because we won't be here. Dan Bongino and
Steven Crowder, Chowder, Crowder, Chowder, Chowder are doing a combined and they, they, they claim
they're going to have better results and better polling information. And they're also going to
have poll watchers there. So watch the rumble on rumble. I think they're calling it or something
like that. They had something that rhymed. Yeah. It was kind of cool. Yeah, I'll watch something
for a little while. Yeah, no, I typically watch them. Not staying up all night. Fuck that. Well,
that's what sucks because I like to watch them and I like to know who the winners before going
to bed that night. I remember in 2016, we knew that Trump won at around two or three AM in Chicago
time. Yes. They're like, it was over election night. So but that's the time that they stopped
counting for two hours because they knew Trump was going to look this up. Okay. I believe I told
the story already. Stop if you heard this one. I don't think so. So in 2016, I lived in Boulder,
Colorado and I worked for an HVAC company and our company had a contract with this network
to service their HVAC users. Ironically, they're called crack units, which I always found funny.
I just said the way they, they moved the air, they pulled the air from, no, they,
they pulled the air from outside, push it into the floor. The fours in data rooms are perforated
and the air comes up. That's, that's how that works. So that day, we, I wasn't there. We had to do
it a preventative maintenance treatment. And we, when we do that, we put little condensate tablets
in a condensate pan to keep the water flowing. Okay. Well, when they went to the manufacturer
and they emailed the manufacturer said, Hey, what kind of say tablets should we use? And they said,
use these. Okay. Luckily, they did that. So they put these condensate tablets in and they went home.
Couple hours later, everyone's watching the election, election results and dish network
went out on the West coast for a couple hours. And during that couple hours, it was
Hillary winning and then came back on Trump won. It's not really funny, but it just is entertaining
to me. So yeah, but yeah, so that was that story. But yeah, so I guess I'm going to,
it's not like news related, but you came up on X and I thought it was interesting.
Now I answered it on X. So I'm going to, I'm going to put you on the spot and try and get your
answer. Oh, I'm ready. So the post was suppose you wanted to develop a test to measure if someone
was a libertarian. Okay. Not whether they understood libertarianism, but whether they hold the values
of libertarianism. Okay. What would your test be? Well, here's the problem. I will answer this question.
But I'm going to pull a JD Vance. Oh my God. No, that's fucking Harris. He doesn't too. Well,
he's mocking her, but he still doesn't. So the problem with libertarianism, there are so many
different variants because you are a libertarian and I am, but we are two completely different
libertarians. You came in, you came in as an emo in high school when an energy after high school.
You weren't anarchist after high school. I've been anarchist for as long as I can remember.
I just like to say that anarchists were evos in the past. But I wasn't. It's a joke. They don't
have to be true. My God. They just have to be entertaining. Another garbage joke. Garbage joke.
And I am a libertarian because I just despise the government. I despise being told what to do.
And there are some libertarians that might want to listen to this because I don't like being told
what to do. Think about it. So the reason I'm a libertarian is I believe we have the right to do
what we want as long as we don't affect somebody else's right to do what they want. But that's
not the question. The question is- No, no, no, no. But I'm getting there. Don't be like, don't be like that.
The 2020 reporter trying to interrupt me- He's trying to keep you on track.
...to try to control the conversation. So then with you, you are anarchist and you like, you want
like all the streets private owned and take away your constitutional rights because there's no
more public property. That's you. Cool. I dig it. So I'm going to stick with my, it's you should be,
to be a libertarian, the answer would be that you have to, that everyone has the right to do what
they want. But what's the test? Like how do you tell- That would be the question.
How do you tell if somebody else is a libertarian or they're lying or faking or whatever? How do
you- Oh, okay. What's the test? Oh, no, this is easy. Okay. Oh, okay. Because I want to know a rant.
I would say, are you a vaxed? Are you a boosted? Do you wear a mask when you didn't have to?
Yeah, I don't mean- And if you answer yes, like, who was that guy? He's a libert, he's
going to be a libertarian, but he's vaxed and boosted. He wore a mask a lot.
Javier Malay. Who? Maybe. And there's another guy. It kind of sounds like the guy that won the
Monero Challenge, but a little different.
I give up. Our president of Canada. Oh, okay.
So this- I don't know- I see what- Why? Why are you choosing that? Because, okay. And let me get-
Okay, I'm going to get into this. Okay, so basically libertarians are- We have a distrust of the
government. Correct? Okay. We agree on that. Okay, sure. Okay, so when the government comes out and
says, you have to do this, we're like, I don't know. You have to pay your taxes. I don't know.
Pay your taxes, people. Trust me. But we- You- And I'm not saying the government's always wrong.
I'm saying the distrust comes when they make a statement. We question it.
There we go with the phone. I have a job, man. So we have to question what they say. Okay. And we
have to either use our experience, our life experience, or our own research to decide if we
agree with them or not. Okay. Did you agree with anything coming out of Fauci's mouth?
Well, he said masks don't work. Early on. Yeah, it was in April. Yeah. And then in June, he said
masks do work. Right. And then later on, he said, well, go ahead and double mask. Yeah. So, but, okay,
so, but there's other people with the COVID that the governor was shutting stuff down. Yeah. Did
you agree with that? No. Okay. So we have to have a distrust of the government so we have to question
them to make our own decisions. Yeah. And when it came to the COVID shit, I'm like, um, nothing
makes sense. Well, but what if you're- What if you're not very bright or you studied marketing? Well,
then you're a Democrat. Okay. But what if you what if you started marketing and like you don't
know how to evaluate health or science claims, and you, to the best of your ability, come to agree
with Fauci? You're a Democrat. No. But wait, so it's chase out, chase over a Democrat. What do you
can say? Not in 2020. Oh, okay. Oh, so he faked a libertarian for a couple of years so he could
sneak into the presidential. I really don't think that's what's going on. Well, you do know
about, you've heard me say this before that libertarians can't win. Now I've offered that
statement. Okay. Libertarians can't win and not even at our own convention. I don't like,
I don't like your answer to that. I mean, like, I get where you're coming from, but it's, there's
too many false, false negatives. You're gonna, you know, like, so what's your answer? Okay, so I
answered on the on the post, which is why I didn't want to poison the well by giving my answer first.
But here's what I said. I would go to a public place, like a park or sidewalk, whatever, and do
things that annoy people, not not harass them, not interfere with their ability to move or whatever,
but but do things that annoy them. Smoke cigarettes, smoke marijuana. I mean, I personally don't do
that. But right, things like that. I can do that for you. Butch or a hog, right? We can put your
hog on public street. Why not? It's public. But that's an example. Right. No, it's, I mean,
shoot heroin. That would be illegal. But why? Who cares? I don't care what the government says.
What you want to do is get the government because no, because that actually approaches on my right
to be libertarian. No, it doesn't. When you see, okay, this is why this is my answer. Okay. Now I
would go in public and do these things. And if you try to stop me, you're not a libertarian.
I don't care if you butcher a hog. Okay, I don't care if you do shit that annoys people because
you do that to me all the time. There you go. So I don't really call you out. I might make fun of
you. But I will take exception with the heroin. Why? Because you will infringe on my right. No,
I'm not. I'm putting heroin into my veins. I'm putting heroin into my veins, which is cool.
They're not in your veins. Are you are you in a tent and you don't come out on the side?
Okay, you're going to have no control of your body. You're gonna walk out and traffic. And
apparently you're gonna get naked and try to stab people. Okay, well, okay, well, if I get naked,
that's another example. Now stabbing people is too over the line. Right. But if I get naked in public,
what, how have I hurt? I haven't hurt you. I haven't aggressive on you. Actually, for a man,
that would be illegal for a woman. It's not. I don't care if it's illegal. I don't give a fuck
what the government says. So why is the fact that you're deferring to the government? No,
I don't. You are you're saying that's illegal. No, no, because the government defines what's
illegal or not. Yes, they write the laws. There's guys that you're running to be one of these guys
that they write laws on paper. Again, go back to my definition of a libertarian. And don't do anything
that it fringes on my rights. It doesn't fringe on your rights. No, I don't want to see your genitalia.
That doesn't you don't have a right. That's not a right. I have a right not to see your genitalia.
No, you don't. Yes, I do. No, you don't. Please. You see whatever is out there in public. And if
you don't like it, you have to leave yourself. So close your eyes or whatever. Why do I think it's
illegal for a man to be naked but not for a woman? Because it's illegal to show your genitalia in
public. That would be for both. No, yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's actually a court case
with a precedent. No, you're thinking of boobs. No, no, I am not. You obviously don't know biology.
What are you talking about? Where are the women's genitalia?
Vagina counts as genitalia. Not according to the court case. No, because two women were streaking.
They tried to arrest them. They arrested them. And the guy, the lawyer went to court and said,
their genitalia is on the inside. I know. Their genitalia is in any and the men's aren't in the
house. I'm going to demand a source on this. And besides that, this is all completely relevant.
Whatever you see in public, you see it. Sorry. When you're on drugs, you have no control over
yourself. That's not true. That's just not true. That's like government propaganda. Bullshit,
go to fucking Seattle. Let's go to the tunnels here in Vegas. We can. You'll see that people are
stopped. I see heroin people all the time walking to the strip. And they're, they're, they're,
they don't ever bother me. They're walking into traffic. No, they're not. So is, is, is, is, well,
heroin and crack are very, I guess we have to define the drug. There is a drug out there
that literally makes you get naked and sad people. You get very hot and you want to take off your
clothes. This is government propaganda. It is not. This is Seattle. That's government propaganda.
I've seen it happen. No, you have. You've never seen anyone get stabbed. Yes, I have. And Seattle.
No, you haven't. Dude, get out of here. Regardless. Well, okay. When I say stab,
it's not like the knife would only, no, no, no, no. You didn't actually stab. No, okay. Listen,
once I start stabbing people, then you can stop me. Okay. If I'm just putting the drugs in my vein,
you need to mind your own business. Then I don't have a problem with. Okay. Then that's what I'm talking
about. I have a problem when your actions started infringing on someone else's right to do what they
want. But doing drugs doesn't do that. Yeah. Go to see. It just doesn't do that. I'm doing my own
drugs. We're going to go to the tunnels this weekend. Oh my God. So the tunnels of Vegas,
there are homeless camps set up down there. And actually, do you know that they have their own
government down there? Yeah, of course. Like, yeah, you have to be a, you have to, it's like a co-op.
Yeah. You have to interview to get into the tunnels. Yeah. No, dude, when I, my eyes were
open wide in Seattle, I had a guy break into my Jeep and sleep and shoot up in my Jeep. Okay.
I couldn't lock my doors. But breaking into the Jeep is the problem behavior, not doing
drugs. Okay. I don't, I, as a libertarian, I legalize all drugs. I'm a hudabit of coal with that.
But you can't choke. Right, but I'm going to do them in public. And if you try to stop me,
you're not a libertarian. As long as your actions don't interfere with my right to do what I want,
I'm actually okay with that. But when you're changing your story, you are. No. You said I
can't do the drugs. Because the, because your actions afterwards, you can't control yourself. No,
you can't prove that. That's, that's, that's you like making fun of. Dude, I have seen
that's minority report. I have seen zombies walk around Seattle. You're doing the minority report
thing. So my, my solid answer, my, my phone to friend was you do the drugs. I don't give a
shit. But don't, but you still have to control your actions. Right. But like, it's not just drugs.
Is it like taking your clothes off? You want to taking your clothes off, having sex with your,
with your adult partner that consents to it. Right. Like all these things. What about the children?
I said, don't bring your kids in public. No, that's the whole Democrat thing. What about the
children? Republicans do that too. Don't, don't, don't play favorites. Well, I guess you could
do have a sex education with your kids. No, you use them as a sex class. See how the man is inserting
his penis into the, you want to do that while I'm having sex in public. That's on you. I'm sure
you have an abs. I have it. I don't, I don't, no, but I'm just saying like, this is my test for how
you would tell for a libertarian. If they try and stop people from doing these things,
then they're not libertarians. That was my answer. So, so, so it doesn't matter what law you break
as long as it's not a victim. Yes. Right. Okay. So prostitution. No, okay. Yes. Okay. We agree there.
I don't do it. Well, I actually, actually the only problem I have with prostitution is it should
be legal across the country. There should be brothels set up to protect the young women who are,
instead of walking the streets. Well, they can do whatever they want. I don't care. Yeah, I know.
Not going to go out there and pick it, stop prostitution. These young girls are in trouble,
but I use these to be legalized.
Huh. Yeah. Try to think, is there, is there a law, is there a flaw in your, what do you, who's
respond to you? No, nobody's fine. They channel ban us a little bit on X because I say the word
retard a lot. So, that's just, that's just part of the, the charm of day. Part of the charm, part of
the cost of doing business. All right. Oh, there's one more, there's another Harris to go and bring
up. So, if I ask you, have you seen Clinton give a speech? Not recently. No, no, no, no,
but back in the day, like when Clinton was Clinton, probably, remember this, right?
No. Oh, you don't remember that? I was a kid. This was like famous for Clinton. I will not raise
taxes. I was a kid. Because you don't want to point. I was 10 years old. Okay. I was watching
Rubble Cop. That's cool. You don't want to point. So, like each president has had their own,
their own, like hand movement or hand position. Obama did something similar to Clinton, but it
wasn't quite the same. You've seen Harris's hand movement. Can't say that I have. So, this guy
relates, this is kind of a callback to the sucking of the head joke. She does this.
She does. Look at her fucking speeches. She's like, uh-huh. I mean, it's just muscle memory. What
are you going to do? I know, but seriously, she's, she's, I think she's- Maybe you should describe
what you were doing for the, for the audio only people. Oh, basically, I'm trying to think what
word to use. I mean, jacking off. Yeah, the hand going up and down in a fist, like almost a fist.
But not a closed fist. Yeah. Enough for like a hole. Yeah. So, so something cylindrical. Yeah.
Could fit into the hole. Yeah. And you go up and down. You go up and down.
In the up and down motion. But that's what she does. But I guess muscle memory, that is kind of
funny. I think she just got my vote. You know, she's just right down the street. Oh, wow, there you
go. Yo, she's here. And Trump is here. Let's go. Can we get them both on here due to me? I, I
I invited, I said the invites out. They never responded. So, so Joe Rogan had Trump on. Yeah.
And then had JD Vance off. Right. I haven't seen the JD Vance one yet. And the Harris
did not refuse. They said, these are our terms. Yeah. Come to us. Yeah, I don't know. I'm Joe
Rogan. I know. I'm the number one podcast in the country. And I want to talk for three hours.
They were, can't exceed an hour. Yeah. Okay. I was like, fuck you. I'm not going to be told
what to do. Yeah. Like, I found it hilarious. Like so many people in X were. Well, Joe Rogan's
afraid. Like afraid of what? What do you tell? Like, he doesn't need her for anything. The words
that have become out of her mouth. She doesn't answer a question. Yeah. I almost want to make that
the Monero challenge or not. Is give me an answer to the she actually answered a question
without going, oh, whatever, she says it to avoid answering a question. Well, I guess this is going
to jump into the Monero challenge. There you go. I hear you got a good one. Oh, I do. It's a fun one.
So Trump seems, well, this is Joe Rogan thing first. Sorry. That's on me. That's my ADD just
like pumps around my head. That's actually good because people will be like hopping around to the
Monero and then they'll be like, oh, damn it. You got me. Oh, damn. I have to listen to that dumbass
guy tell another story. So Joe Rogan's takeaway from the Trump interview, he said he liked him.
So he was a great guy because the odd thing is he came in, he didn't pee. He did a three hour show,
never stopped to pee. And after the show, he didn't pee. And he left. So I'm not sure if Joe Rogan's
into water sports. Well, do they drink or like most people drink on the job? I'm sure Trump maybe
had one. I don't know. But you know, did he have, did he smoke weed? And I know a lot of people do
that on the show. No, because they got a must crash is sock when he's okay. So I just thought
that was a funny takeaway because there is a kind of a running joke. At least why you used to watch
the Joe Rogan podcast about pee breaks. Yeah, because they are drinking bourbon and whiskey and beer.
And well, doesn't drink alcohol, right? Joe Rogan? No, Trump. Oh, yeah, he doesn't drink alcohol.
Yeah. I don't know. He drinks soda. He drinks diet and stuff. Right. But he doesn't do drugs.
So let's get to the Manero challenge. So I made you listen to a story to get the free money.
So Trump went on Elon Musk interview and Elon Musk was a Democrat. He was transitioning to a
Republican at the same time. Oh, did you? Did you? Elon Musk had a kid that transitioned? Yeah.
And he's pissed about it. Yeah, I felt I felt for your narrative. She or she he ever disowned him.
Right. So, so when Trump meets someone and goes on an interview, he might give him a candidate
position if you like some. So in the New York City, Mrs. Work Garden, Nazi rally, Nazi rally.
Did you see this in the video? I'm a Mexican Nazi. I'm a black Nazi. People were just walking by
cameras screaming that. So someone did an appearance, not not Tony Hinch clip. We'll get to that later
on. But someone did an appearance that I'm really hoping it's a cabinet position.
And I want to know what cabinet position you think they should have. And that would be
Hulk Hogan. Oh, can you imagine that? Like Secretary of State? He's dealing with other like,
we're going to attack America. You're going to attack America. He's ripped his shirt off.
So tell me what the funniest or most entertaining or maybe a serious one. I don't know.
What would Hulk Hogan do for the country? I would love it, by the way. I mean, we got Elon Musk,
we got Jay, we got the Kennedy, you know, JFK. I think I might actually edit him in on the show,
like just ripping the shirt off. Sure. I am a real American plays. I might do that. So yeah,
so tell me what is the best fit for Hulk Hogan in Trump's cabinet. So that's the better
job. Zero points. I thought there was a fun one because I know we'll put you in the wheel, right?
All the answers go in the wheel. Yeah, we have more than one. All right, so what did we just
want to touch on next? We can talk about the garbage stuff. So Tony Hinchcliff. Do you know
you brought him up briefly like Kill Tony a while ago? He's an insult comic. I don't follow, but
I actually don't watch the show either. I mean, I got a friend who apparently he's like really
raunchy and yeah, he's an insult comic. Yeah. So and that's just what it right. But what is political
views? I have no idea. Say I was thinking about looking it up and I'm like, yeah, I really care.
But I don't know if it was a setup or not because the Democrats jumped all over that comment. Yeah.
I mean, I, well, I didn't. So but it's an easy one for them to jump all over. Right. So it's not
like it's when I when I heard it, I'm like, dude, that's, I don't know if that's going to work out
too well. So let me tell you the progression of me here in the joke. I'm driving to work.
And they're like, Oh, that joke was inappropriate. That was wrong. Yeah. I'm like, Oh, what the
fuck? Oh, my God, quit teasing me, man. I heard the joke first. So I got the teasing. And then
it's just like, Oh, there's an island of garbage floating around. It's called Puerto Rico. I go,
okay, I don't get the joke. I'm like, well, it's not political. It's because there actually is
a garbage island for a run. It's sort of plastic. It's still fake. It's
We can talk about that another time. But so this is hypothetically, there's a big
plastic island floating around. Yeah. So I'm like, okay, that doesn't really link to Puerto Rico.
Right. But then I get to work and I just kind of threw on a podcast where I'm working, they
start talking about it. So apparently, Puerto Rico has a garbage issue. Yes. And they so it kind
of makes sense. Yeah. So I get the connection now. Right. Um, still, it's a seven as a joke. I mean,
I think the crowd didn't like it very much either. Because he was like, he like, they kind of
kind of like a heckler response. Like he was like, Oh, come on, guys. If you want to ask me, if you
want to say, Hey, Trump's gonna have a comedian in, you know, on stage in the, to one row,
one up the crowd. Hinchcliff would have been the last person I would have guessed.
So because he is an insult comic. Yeah. I mean, he is funny. I mean, there's, he, he lands one,
he lands more funny jokes than I do. Because we're in a lot of garbage. Low bar. But yeah,
but I'm not very funny except for myself. So yeah, I don't know. So, but now then you get the
less response to it. And they're all freaking out. Yeah. But and even I had a co worker like, wow,
it's, it was a horrible comment. Why are you dare make fun of Puerto Rico? I mean, but then I go,
well, let me look into this a little bit. So instantly, I'm like, you got Puerto Ricans coming
out going, it was a funny, it was a funny joke. Yeah, it was good. There was a San Francisco 49ers
player, which ironically, my co worker is that's her favorite team. Okay. So I'm like, huh, he came
out and said, it was funny joke. And he's been going on rant, some people shut up. It's a funny
joke. Leave it alone. Yeah. There is a Puerto Rican senator out of Pennsylvania said, it's a funny
joke. And now I endorse Trump. So I mean, he came out even then he came out on top. Yeah. But then,
like Trump is, he just, I'd like to call it one up them. Yeah. But I think it's more than that.
Come on. I mean, the McDonald's thing was hysterical to me. Yeah. And then I see Trump
getting into a garbage truck with Trump. Trump fans 2024 on and then he's in the garbage truck.
Yeah, he's out there loading, you know, moving garbage case. I'm like, okay,
because Trump embraces it. But did you see his speech in Wisconsin after he did this thing? No,
no, he walks out on stage with the, the, the Vestod. Yeah, the garbage named Vestod. Yeah.
And then he goes to shit on himself. No, no, not like Joe Biden shit on himself. It's show yourself
as a, as a, it's a comic term when you're just making fun of yourself. So he comes out and he goes,
you know, when I was done doing that photo shoot, I asked where's, where's my, where's my blue, my
blue jacket at? I got to get this off and get my blue jacket on. I got to go on stage. But no, no,
no, no, Trump wear the vest. He's like, no, I'm not wearing the vest. I want my blue jacket.
They go, Trump, the vest makes you look skinny. Oh, I got to wear this. He's not gonna wear this all
the time. So I mean, he embraced it. He ran with it and it paid off. I mean, it really did. He,
he took a name because what Joe Biden is like, all Trump supporters are garbage.
Yeah. Did you see they altered the transcript on that? So, okay, so this is my plan. When we can,
when I get in trouble for saying something, we're going to read this in public statement.
Alter the transcript. And I'm just gonna put comments all over the bottom.
Well, you know, I do the subtitles for the show using an AI program and I have to go through it
every week and just make sure there's no. Coma, comma, comma, comma. Yeah, I can, I can do that.
Kind of like a George, my, uh, fuck George, boy George song. Coma, comma, comma, comma, commie.
Just comment it all off. So no, no, no, no. Because I mean, it's,
most of the people that listen to me, they have no clue what the fuck I'm saying because it's
my speech about it. But if we can do that in the, in the transcripts, it's just commas all over
the place. They won't over the fuck I'm talking about. How can you get mad at me? Sorry, deaf people.
What? What's why I do that? So they're hearing. They're hearing people are being tortured by my voice,
apparently. I'm saying sorry, deaf people, you don't get to see what we're on set.
Right. But they can read it and it's just commas all over the place.
Not anymore because I commented out.
Yeah. I, but guess what? Guess what the law says about that?
What? Can't alter that. Oh, the transcript. Yeah, the transcript. Right. Yep. Cannot alter the transcripts.
Well, okay. They didn't alter it per se. They put words there that were the same words that he said,
but with different punctuation so that it meant something different.
But that's all for it. I don't know.
That's what the court decided. It's actually a really, it's a really funny
take on that because how do you know? Because it's not like you're like,
and I, comma, went to the store. Right. I'm not sure that would work right. But
how do we know he didn't mean to have a comma? Yeah. I mean, it's not like you take a pause or
anything. Right. I mean, I'm pretty sure he didn't mean to comment because he's actually
trying to trash Harris' campaign by being an idiot. And he does that really good.
So. Well, so I have a conspiracy for you. I thought it up today. Oh, shit. So now,
I've been saying that they're going to cheat, right? Yeah. And she's going to win with 400
million votes, whatever. But consider this. So we all know that the US dollars are going to crash.
Right. I've been hearing that for three or four years. It's kind of like.
Yeah, I mean, it's not your decree. You can't stop. You're probably right.
Right. What if they want Trump to win so they can crash the dollar and destroy it?
Well, so what if they're saying, okay, they don't want that, but they're like, well,
fuck, there's nothing we can do. But Trump's really going to take this. Let's use it because
that's what they do with COVID. Right. COVID was, it was a real disease, but it was bullshit.
Okay. And they used it to get rid of Trump. So I kind of had a similar thought, not that
exactly because I don't go into the dollar crunching because I don't understand the economy.
I mean, I get money, I spend money, I buy stupid shit. I spend money like I'm a drug sailor on
leave. So I don't understand the economy apparently because I only I rest like a shit ton of money
and I have nothing in my bank account. I actually do. But don't act my bank account. Because apparently,
I may have given out the, the past word. It was already gone. I didn't do that.
Um, so I felt that they would pass laws and like just, just to make sure the economy crashes
when he gets an office. But the problem is they can't let him in office.
Why? Dude, he could literally, I mean, come in the wrecking ball.
But there's nothing he can do to stop the economy from crashing. If they wanted to crash,
it's going to crash. No, no, no, no, I agree. But he could do some damage before it crashed.
Because I mean, seriously, he could get rid of the FBI, get rid of the CIA.
I don't know what matter. I don't know what matter.
Well, we would hurt the dirt, the deep state.
Not really. They don't need that stuff.
Kind of hard as a deep state.
Yeah, I don't know.
But I get that.
Oh, wait, I'm going to do my personal matters.
The FBI and the CIA are, well, no, I don't want them hearing this because the FBI and the CIA
are part of the deep state.
The thing is, it doesn't, none of that matters because those people will still be around.
Like instead of being the FBI and the CIA, they're just going to be the mafia.
You know what? I agree. I want to give you kudos for the conspiracy theory because that's what's
fun about me and the conspiracy theorists. I'm not, I mean, I'm not, I don't really have,
no, I do have a tinfoil hat, but actually my wife made it for me and I only wear it for pictures
because it's funny. So I'd like to get up the conspiracy theories. That's more of my thing.
I still think the most likely scenario is they cheat and win, but this is like their backup.
Okay. How? How?
What do you mean how?
Who knows how?
I don't know if she wins.
They count the votes. It doesn't matter. You'll accept it.
But who's?
You'll do nothing. You'll do nothing. You won't go to Washington DC.
You'll eat the bugs and you'll like it.
You won't go to Washington DC on January 6th.
Fuck no, I won't.
Exactly. So you won't do anything about it. You'll, you'll just take it.
That's my point. They, they, they did this the last time they got you afraid
that you'll get, you know, a year in jail before they even give you a trial.
And then they'll like slap a pile of paper on the desk and say, this is what you're charged with.
Fair enough. It's a well thought out conspiracy theory. I dig it.
So that would make there's two justices in this world, right?
One for the politics and one for the common folk.
Yeah.
Okay. Guess who got life in prison?
Um, I don't know.
Pelosi's attacker.
Oh, that's right.
Hammer dude.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Hammer time.
Now I was trying to find you.
Murders don't get life in prison all the time.
Yeah. I was trying to look this up because I, I looked at the charges
and I'm like, well, that's, I mean, yeah, that's bad.
But it, they, they dropped the attempted murder charge.
Okay.
So how did he get life?
Like, I, no, I didn't look up what the minimums were for each charge in California.
And I wasn't going to go deep dive that shit.
But it seems weird that the charges that they gave him that we was convicted of
can possibly result in a life sentence.
Yeah. Cause if you, if you carry the wand and then you add them all up and you, and then you,
well, just as a work.
Yeah. I think he was guilty for aggravated assault
on an elderly person who was also a government official.
The like government official give you more.
Government official?
Has he been elected?
I think relatives count as well.
Like immediate relatives.
Again, to address the systems.
Exactly. Yeah.
So it's the same thing if you assault a cop, right?
They, they add more charges.
Yeah.
Or, or if a police dog is biting your fucking leg off and like you get it off.
Don't.
Don't hurt the cop.
Don't hurt the cop dogs.
Hey, if the dog started it, I'm fucking doing what I gotta do.
Well, technically you had to do something wrong.
No, well actually I saw a funny video the other day.
Funny?
You find it funny?
It was hilarious.
No, no, no, this is great actually.
So like there was a black dude and the cops were trying to arrest him.
And the guy was like standing there with his hands up legitimately had like,
okay, okay, I give up, I give up.
And the cop let the dog go, they had dog and they let the dog go.
And it was like, get him, get him, get him.
And the dog was like, he's not doing nothing.
Well, I'm not gonna bite him, he's not doing nothing.
He's surrendering.
The dog wouldn't attack the guy.
So the cops like they took him down, right?
They put him in cops and the cop smacked the dog in the face.
Oh, fuck that cop.
Prefer not biting the guy.
Oh, arrest that cop.
Holy fuck.
Did you see the video of the wedding party and the cops?
Yeah, I saw that one.
Yeah.
So he literally like knocked that bridesmaid out.
Yeah.
But she didn't try to grab his gun.
I just watched it in detail.
Like I didn't.
So the main view of what they saw, you couldn't tell what she did.
The cops just put her to sleep.
But then somebody, they had other videos.
She was like, she was going for his gun.
So I mean, I don't know.
Don't grab a cop's gun.
Yeah, don't grab anyone's gun.
Other than yours.
Yeah.
So, oh, I did want to say that the whole garbage island,
like Trumps are garbage people.
Yeah.
Just so you know, 51 experts came out and said it's true.
Oh, there you go.
You do get the reference.
Yeah, of course I do.
If you're an expert, yeah, okay.
But confirm, yeah, confirmed fact check true.
Yep.
Snopes, get on that, please.
Oh, where the hell am I at here?
Did I miss anything?
Go over my notes, people.
Give me a second.
Yeah, I didn't get any good notes this week.
So no tech stories.
Although Harris did say this speech.
Well, in her speech, she alluded to Americans
can only have one thought at a time.
She didn't write.
It was just the way she worded it.
But I think she's mostly right.
Well, her.
No, she's right about most people.
I get more than one thought.
I'm like, confused on the second and third one.
But I can have the folks.
I don't know.
No, I actually, this was weird.
I was at the poker game last night.
And someone was talking to the manager
about some other issue.
But the cards were already dealt.
And like they're just all sitting there.
No one's playing.
No one's playing their hand.
Because they're talking to the manager.
And I'm like, guys, do two things at once.
Play the hand while talking.
It's not that hard.
You're talking about drunk tourists on the strip of Las Vegas.
They weren't drunk.
They're in Las Vegas.
No, these were regulars that are local.
Oh, the sharks are out in town.
I wouldn't call it sharks.
We're going out in the southern.
Yeah, I wouldn't say sharks.
Yeah, some sharks.
I actually, my son knows what casinos have the most sharks.
And what ones have the less sharks.
Basically, the sharks at the poker table
are locals working together to take your money.
So be careful, you're here in Vegas gambling.
The poker room, if you see him, leave that fucking table.
I don't work with other people.
Most people don't actually do that.
Well, at least it's the games that I'm playing.
I'm playing like the middle stakes.
You ever played Red Rock?
I have not played at Red Rock.
Huh, the sharks at Red Rock.
Interesting.
Now, the casino, the state park,
I don't want to be served at Red Rock.
It's my opinion I could be wrong.
Yeah, I think that's really kind of all the shit I got.
Again, I just want to say what position
when the Hawks were having in Trump's cabinet.
Because I love this one.
This one is because there's so many possibilities.
Head of the FBI.
Well, don't give it all away.
No, no, no, people need to think about this.
I know, but you can give it.
They could come up with some really funny shit here.
Okay, that's fine.
Bye, fun.
I'll just shut the fuck up and sit back here.
Do your thing.
Whatever.
There you go.
This is your thing.
What do you got?
All right, I want to talk about hacking tools.
Since we're going to hack Ron's bank account this week.
You got to watch last week's episode
to see how I set up my passwords.
Because apparently, don't look.
So as libertarians, we don't want to
damage other people's property, right?
Yeah.
So why would we want to learn about hacking tools?
Well, so the primary use of hacking tools
is actually for the good guys.
So you want to hack your own things
to make sure that you're not vulnerable.
Okay, so that's the whole point.
No, that's actually very true.
I'm sorry.
I actually, my son was like 15 or 16.
Yeah.
I offered him, I go, because I kind of knew a few hackers
and I'm like, I will pay them to teach you how to hack.
Yeah.
I don't want you doing it illegally.
I want you to work for other companies
to hack their shit.
Because they make a ton of cash.
Exactly.
So yeah, there are career paths in this.
But like just to secure your own home network,
because I talk a lot about hosting your own media servers
and running your own router software.
So you want to be able to test that stuff,
make sure it's hardened and protected.
And the other thing is, a lot of big companies
like Google and Facebook,
they have what's called a bug bounty program.
And the way that works is, if you find a bug
in their software, they'll pay you.
Right, okay, yeah.
So you want to be able to use these tools
to find bugs in their software
and not to steal their info or steal customer info,
but rather to let them know so they can patch it
and then you can collect the reward.
So I'm going to go over two basic tools
that everyone should at least learn how to use the basic stuff.
The first one is called Nmap, N-M-A-P.
Okay.
And what that is is a port scanner.
So a port in computing is basically a service.
So it's how you can contact a service on another computer.
So if I'm running theCanaryIntheCage.com website,
that's going to be on port 80 for unencrypted
and port 443 for encrypted.
Okay.
There's just all numbers.
You lost me.
Just numbers.
Okay.
So a port's a number.
Okay.
So when an info comes in on the network,
it has the port number and the port number says,
which service I'm trying to talk to.
Right, so I'm trying to talk to the website
or I'm trying to talk to the email server.
All those things are the port numbers,
what tells them apart.
Okay.
So Nmap will go out to a server and it'll do a port scan.
So it'll look at every port and it'll say,
hey, you got anything?
And it'll go through the, there's 65,000 roughly ports.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's two to the 16th or something or two to the 15th.
It's just-
You think I'm going to argue you about this?
Okay.
I'm just giving some details here.
I think it's straight to the 14th.
So it'll go through every port and say,
hey, you've got any services here.
And then when it finishes up,
it's going to give you a report and it'll say,
okay, I found a web server on port 80.
I found an email server on port 25.
I found this unknown server on port 7777.
So maybe you want to do some further research
on what that might be.
And then you can also submit reports back to the makers of Nmap.
So if you do a scan and it says,
hey, I found a service, but I don't know what it is.
Here's the details.
You can take those details
and send it back to the Nmap people
and then they can update their database
so that other users can now figure out what that service is.
So yeah, so you want to do like the first thing you want to do
with any kind of hacking is do an Nmap.
Right?
See what's available.
See if they're trying to hide something
because it'll find things that they're trying to hide too.
They can identify the operating system.
So it'll say, oh, that's a Mac.
That's a Linux.
That's a Windows 11.
So from there, you can get a lot of info
and narrow down the kind of hacks
that might work on that machine.
So the other tool I want to talk about is Metasploit.
So Metasploit is a huge database
of all the known vulnerabilities of all the various machines.
So now if you know somebody has a Windows machine
that's running an Apache web server,
you can tell Metasploit, okay, this guy's running Windows
and Apache web server load up all the vulnerabilities.
Okay.
And then you can say, okay, now go hit that Apache server
and see if any of the vulnerabilities work.
Really?
Yeah.
So then it'll go through and do that.
And then again, at the end, it'll give you a report
and say, okay, I tried these seven vulnerabilities.
Two of them worked.
And it'll give you like, what does this vulnerability actually do?
Can you take over their machine?
Or is it only like, it reveals info?
It's super detailed.
Metasploit is a little hard to use.
So you want to read the documentation,
do some YouTube tutorials, like they're great tutorials
all over the place.
And follow along, right?
And just, you know, like, see if you can find
some machines on your network that maybe have vulnerabilities
and see if you can take over your own machines
and then learn how to patch those machines.
And then once you get comfortable doing that,
you know, like start, start trying to get those bug bounties
because some of them pay very well, like $10,000.
Or you get $10,000 if you...
Well, no, there was a company that put out a million dollar
bounty if you can hack their website,
but they were a security company.
Right, exactly.
Yeah.
Good advertising piece.
Yeah.
I don't believe anybody got it.
Yeah.
So those are the two things you want to start with.
And like, once you get comfortable with that,
there's a lot of things you can do like real deep dives into
and you can develop your own exploits.
And it's just endless.
It never ends.
So as far as you want to go, you can go.
So I brought this up before,
but I'm now throwing the challenge out.
Yeah.
Hackers?
Go out to the sphere.
Make...
Turn the sphere into Tim Walls chasing a little kid around
in the sphere.
I love you.
I'll give you some cash.
I don't know, I'll figure something out for you.
Just do it because I would love it.
I was thinking of having the Monero Challenge be...
I would set up a machine on my network
and make it vulnerable and you hack it.
But it's a lot of work to do that.
Okay.
Yeah.
And that's a lot of work for a dollar.
So yeah, your challenge is a good one.
So we're going to go with that.
And but yeah, check out those two tools.
You know, like just poke around, at least learn the basics.
And you know, have a well-rounded hacking suite.
So that's awesome, man.
I like that.
Okay.
So I'm going to do something I didn't think I'd ever have to do.
But now that I think about it, I probably should have done it earlier.
I'm going to...
How do you survive voting in America?
Yeah.
I know for a fact there's been some issues here in Nevada.
I've seen them and heard about them and trust the people who have told me about them.
But it looks kind of like Pennsylvania.
It's kind of like the epicenter of problems with voting.
It's a big state.
It's got a lot of electoral votes.
It's a swing state.
So, I mean, you guys remember Acorn?
Remember Acorn?
Yeah.
They're out there with baseball bats walk around.
I don't know how that's intimidating because I would assume it's...
So are they beyond the 100 foot zone?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
So now we're better for the zone.
Well, no, this is going to be convoluted a little bit.
But I guess...
So if...
We're just playing baseball, man.
What's the problem?
So if a voter walks past that green line,
can they be wearing the...
Yeah, like a Trump hat.
It depends on the state.
Really?
I think so.
Because I posted on X a grandma voting in her bra.
Yeah.
That's not bad.
And then there's another video of a guy kind of losing his mind.
Yeah.
And then he gets smacked by a black lady.
Well, he actually put his hands on her first.
Oh, I didn't see it.
Yeah, it's another one where you have to like zoom in a little bit.
And like he was kind of doing one of these things.
And that's when she slapped him.
Did he touch her though?
I don't know if he actually touched her,
but you can't put your hand in someone's face.
Yes, you can.
No, you can't.
You can't.
That's a salt.
How the hell is that a salt?
That's a salt.
Okay.
You don't have to touch somebody to do a salt.
Batteries when you touch somebody.
Oh, you have to feel that.
Yeah.
I might have been touched.
Yes.
Or that you might touch me.
So that 10-year-old kid who ran away from mine,
and she could still sue him because we all thought he was going to touch her.
I think there might be a case there.
So I kind of want to deal with the apparently in Pennsylvania,
they've got like hour-long lines.
Nice.
Yeah, we all go through the voting for.
But well, one, illegals are zoomed past them.
Now, I say that because there's videos of people that appear to be illegal going past the line
and going into vote.
Yeah.
And people are like, wait, why are they doing that?
And then I shut up.
Well, they're using the bathroom, man.
What are you talking about?
So, well, okay.
So there's a Chinese guy in Michigan.
I saw that one.
Yeah.
Who is a student.
Yeah.
And he voted and then he realized he had no right to vote.
Right.
Because he uses student ID, but he is not American citizen.
Right.
And they don't know how to remove the vote.
Right.
Yes.
Subtract one.
But yeah.
What the fuck?
But yet all the votes from that, I also posted on X, the list of people that voting.
Yeah.
And the voter ID number was like the same for like 30 of them.
And they were able to remove those.
Okay.
So I don't know if I believe that story with the Chinese kid.
Well, they gave him charges.
They got, did he do it intentionally or was it just like he thought he.
I don't know.
I mean,
I don't want to say every illegal that votes is doing it.
Fairly.
Right.
I believe some might just be doing it like, hey, I live here.
I'm my feeder on the ground.
I mean, like think, okay, consider you don't speak English as a first language
and you go to the DMV to just get your driver's license.
And they give you.
And you're a student.
Yeah.
Right.
Because you belong here as a student and they give you the form.
You just sign the form.
And I am not for the vote.
I'm just saying right now because I mean, in all honesty, if we allow illegals to vote
and a country that gets smart about this could actually take us over to election cycles.
I think we take two election cycles.
Just ignore like.
Well, no, no, they could.
You're the government.
Okay.
I ignore you.
If it's an organized attack, I think they could.
I mean, it's just.
But that's not where I'm going with this stuff.
I know, I know, I'm holding it in.
No, speak up.
You got something to say.
No, no, no, we can say afterward if you want.
So I guess the one video in Pennsylvania, I believe it was Butler County.
Kind of got me thinking the most of like, this is fucking wrong.
So there's a very long line and the video starts out with a caring looking woman sitting over there
in a chair with a blue shirt on and a landing in an ID badge.
She was given the appearance that she was a poll watcher.
She was not.
And apparently this is going on all over the country where the DNC is having people that
looked like poll watchers kind of messing with people to kind of just doing shit that's not
right.
And the number you can call to complain is actually controlled by the DNC.
Yeah.
But then what is that?
I can deal with that.
That's just stupid ass voter shit that happens every year.
Like, like the joke I was going to do today, but the guy that went to jail for
for making comments like, one people vote here, one vote there.
So it's just it's stupid antics.
I get that.
So when I saw the cop involved, yeah, it's very were cops.
But the first video was was a cop saying the elections, the polling place is now closed,
even though it's only 130.
And it's advertised to close at six, five or six, I believe.
Right.
Um, and there's a lady kind of she was kind of questioning him like, oh, can you do that?
So I kind of wanted to go over if a cop gets involved, one, you need to verify he's a police
officer.
Right.
Just because they have a badge and a gun and it doesn't mean they're actually a police officer.
And that's a crime to pretend you're a police officer.
Yes, it is.
So the first question you want to ask him is officer, is your body camera on?
That's a good start.
And if not, turn your, you know, you should be recording this already.
So recording yourself.
Because of what they're doing.
If you're on public property, you can record no matter where you are.
If you're on public property, no, you cannot do it in the actual booth area, the voting booth area.
In some states, I'm pretty sure it's all things that you could not take a picture of your ballot
and then they change that law.
No.
So yeah, like that's coming down.
You can now take a picture of your ballot.
First of all, you can't film inside the voting booth area.
There's no need to film in a voting area.
In the actual area.
But if you're outside and there's a cop trying to put pressure on you.
So first question, body camera on.
Second question, name a badge number.
Third question, this is the most, this is the really, really important one,
is are you here in your official capacity?
Yeah.
Because the problem I have in Nevada, or in this, I'm sure Reno does it too.
So casinos can pay cops to show up in their tax, I think we talked about this section before,
but in their uniform, which is paid for by the taxpayers and they could be a security guard.
Right.
So if they're not there in their official capacity, tell them to fuck off.
Right, you have no authority.
Get away.
You can tell a cop to fuck off.
But you can't.
I don't recommend it, but you can because you have a first-member right,
they cannot take all your civil rights.
So once you find out if, how he answers, are you here in your official capacity,
he could be lying and he might say yes.
And that's great.
Because the next question is, I want a sergeant.
I want your sergeant here.
And he's well, well, you know, I, you know, he's busy.
Oh, should I call 911 and request a sergeant?
Because you now have jeopardized your immunity,
right, qualified immunity, right, because you're violating my civil rights.
I have a right to vote and I want public property.
Leave me alone.
You're, you're, you're creeping me out.
Get away from me.
Because the, the one thing that makes me think that they weren't real cops
is the guy that was talking to the woman was, he was pretty, pretty good.
He, he kept it, he kept very kind of professional.
It was two cops that walked by taking the sign that said the polling place is closed.
Yeah.
The one, I mean, I'm not going to make fun of you.
Some guy from being fat, but he was fat, but he's paying.
Oh, he's probably real cop then actually.
Well, no, it's the pants were sagging down.
Like his belt was on his pants on properly.
I would think any self-respecting police officer or police department would want their officers
to figure out a way to cover up that big old belly with a belt that keeps your pants in place.
I couldn't be like over exaggerating that, but I, I just have a feeling they're not real cops.
Do not go and get into the, into it with them.
And threaten them or, or make accusations.
It's, are you here, you know, body camera on, name, badge number, are you hearing your
official capacity?
I want a sergeant.
It's pretty, if he goes, well, I'm not in my official capacity.
So I can't call the sergeant, go, oh, okay.
So I should call 911 and have a real police officer respond.
Right.
And then I'll ask him to bring your sergeant here.
So anyway, you look at it, get a sergeant.
And the other thing is like cops will always try to turn it around on you.
Yes.
Like they're trained to get info out of you.
So you've got to, you got to consciously remind yourself they're allowed to lie to you.
They are not on your side.
They are trying to arrest you.
Yes.
So you don't answer questions.
You don't play their game of, oh, I'm not to defend.
Excuse me, sir.
I'm a police officer.
Do you have a gun on you?
I don't answer questions.
How dare you?
That's your answer.
Can I go?
Can I go now?
Yeah, exactly.
Is this a consensual?
A consensual encounter?
Because I don't consent.
Please leave me alone.
So yeah.
So you got like, it's hard.
Like it's very hard.
Like you're going to feel intimidated.
You're going to be nervous.
You might start shaking and they'll point that out.
They'll say, oh, you're shaking.
Do you need medical assistance?
Yeah, or have you been drinking, sir?
Just stay on your, you know, like,
and if they ask you if you've been drinking, go no, have you?
No, don't even say that.
I don't answer questions.
I love that one.
Because maybe you have been drinking and it's not another goddamn business.
Yeah.
And it's not illegal to be drinking.
Correct.
So, so kind of push back on them.
And if you're not comfortable doing it,
hopefully somebody else in the line can do it.
Because I don't understand why the cops are there.
Right.
It's very suspicious.
And the other thing, like maybe go in pairs,
like don't go alone.
If you give it, if you can, right?
So that way you have backup and like they can be doing the filming
while you're doing the talking or the other way around.
And it's, you just have that confidence that
there's multiple people with your back.
So Dave Mongino is doing a little,
he's been doing this for now for months.
When you vote, take 10 people with you.
And take 10 more people there and let them vote.
And it's funny because the Dave Mongino army is like,
I took 10 people today.
It's kind of a game within that thing.
And that's great.
Take as many people as you can.
But what's really funny is on the litter box,
Jules lives in Hollywood.
Okay.
And she's taking people to the voting booth.
Yeah.
It's empty.
Huh.
That's surprising.
Now it's one polling place in Hollywood.
There's never a line and it's just, there's just no one there.
That's weird.
Well, no, the LA Times for the first time did not back,
did not make up.
People don't read that shit.
Who reads that?
Yeah, but it's in the news and it's, it's well, true.
Yeah.
Like if you know anything from, if you were to watch last week,
so don't trust the media because they are lying to us
and they need to be stopped.
Really kind of hoping somebody comes up with something to do about that.
Um, but yeah,
if you need to, there's, there's videos online that tells you how to deal with a police officer.
But the simple fact is Dave is a hundred percent right.
They can and will lie to you legally and you cannot lie to them.
Right.
Now it's very important.
I do not answer questions.
That's not a lie.
Right.
So you're, you're, you're giving them an answer.
They may not like it.
They may push back on you and that's when you ask for the sergeant and they refuse to do it.
They are violating your civil rights on that alone.
They have to identify themselves by law.
Right.
They have to call a supervisor and they go, he's on another call.
They might take an hour.
Yeah.
Well, one, and that's not my problem.
Get another supervisor.
Yeah.
Get your chief, chief of police here.
Get your sheriff, a sheriff here.
Get whatever it is.
Give it.
I don't know why there's cops hanging out and voting.
And the other thing, um, I actually might do a topic on this, but
so you want the video yourself because you want a record that you created that you have control over.
But also learn how to do a FOIA request to get that body cam footage because you are,
you have a right to that body cam footage.
Yes, you do.
Learn how to write a lawsuit, a civil lawsuit.
It's called a 1983 lawsuit.
This is what I'm doing with Dean Titus because, you know, a lawyer is not going to help you
unless they see a big payday.
Right.
Unless the cop beats the shit out of you, you're not getting a big payday.
You might get a thousand bucks and the lawyers don't give a fuck.
They're not going to waste their time for that.
Well, on a civil rights violation, if it's proven, there can be damages that exceed thousands of dollars.
I mean, it's not, I did one.
So I know, I mean, I gotta.
Well, lawyers are going to look at that and they're going to say, yeah, that's not worth my time.
So learn how to do it yourself.
It's not, it's really not that hard.
Like I spent maybe a day or two at it.
Um, you know, get, because here's the thing, right?
You, you go to this giant court building downtown in Las Vegas and you probably have the same experience in your town.
It's fucking empty.
There's nobody in there.
But we're paying how many millions of dollars for this fucking shit out of our tax dollars.
And we don't even use it.
Right.
And all they do is complain about how swamp they are.
Well, swamp with what?
There's nobody fucking there.
Right.
Well, it's all bullshit cases that they invent.
Right.
Oh, parking violation, drug violation, all these non crimes, these things that have no victim.
That's what they fill their courtrooms with.
And that's what they waste our fucking tax dollars with.
Well, guess what?
If you violate our rights and we start sending lawsuits to you that, that you did it, that you have to deal with, right?
Suddenly they're going to stop having time for all these bullshit non crimes.
Right.
They're going to have to pay us out with that tax money, right?
That we paid in, we can get it back out.
So, you know, have these recordings, learn how to do this stuff, get involved with it.
And like, maybe you lose, but you learn the process, right?
So that the next time you can, you can just, it's all a fucking smooth flow through.
You have the shit in your, in your, your proton drive document, like you have the template ready to go.
Right.
You just fill it out with the details.
Boom, lawsuit, lawsuit, lawsuit.
Sue all these motherfuckers.
So for people, so for people to think, oh, fun, it's a frivolous lawsuit.
You're wasting the court time.
No, no, you're not.
Because here's the thing, whether you're suing a corporation, suing a business,
or suing a government entity, you're doing it because they pissed you off and they did something wrong.
Now you can say it's frivolous, but it's a baby step.
Even if you lose, it's still a baby step in the right direction.
Because the only, the only power we have at a certain point is a lawsuit.
And you have to be willing to go all the way with this because we have to fix this shit.
So here in Vegas, in the Vegas Valley, we have what, three police departments?
You got Metro, Henderson and North Falls Vegas.
That sounds right.
Yeah. So we have three police departments.
I have never filed a FOIA request with North Las Vegas or Metro.
I have filed with Henderson and I even complimented them.
They actually are very good at it.
That's what's so terrible.
Metro is fucking horrible.
I, like the website's broken.
You can't get someone on the phone.
Yeah.
It's like, I'm trying to get this body cam footage from the Caesars Palace incident.
Yeah.
I can't fucking get it.
I would assume North Las Vegas is probably not very good either because probably all
their cops are out fighting crime because that's a horrible fucking city.
So I know, like keep that, like it'd show up in person if you have to.
Because I'm at that point where like, I'm going to show up and be like,
your website's fucking broken.
You don't answer the phone.
Give me the body cam footage.
And our governor here is Governor Bardo and he was,
had a Metro for a while and he was denying a FOIA request on stuff that he should not have.
Like the shooting.
The biggest shooting is the number one.
I don't know what the hell they're covering up there, but I'm telling you there's a cover
up there too, but I'm not getting into that.
You guys check out Mindy Robinson's documentary on that.
It's good.
There's other documentaries too, but guess what?
You can't title it shooting in Vegas.
The Vegas shooting, they won't allow, they won't allow it online.
It's what, what, it's a shooting on the highway.
Oh, and she called it Route 91 or Route 93, something like that.
Yeah, something like that.
You gotta, you gotta look for it.
It's not a rumble.
But there's, there's numerous different documentaries on this.
And they're covered something up.
But yeah, no, just learn how to deal with it.
Don't be scared of the cop.
The cop is a human being.
He's an, but he's, but he's trained to bully and to not de-escalate, which they should be.
Right.
Remember the cop is there to de-escalate, not escalate.
And if he's not, if he's getting crabby at you, tell the office that should you,
should you not be doing your de-escalation training?
Right.
Did you, did you take, did you swear to the United States Constitution?
Yeah.
But you asked the question for that.
Did you swear to the Nevada Constitution?
Why are you not following it?
Be ready to stand up because voting is very important and you've got to do it.
I'm not telling you who to vote for.
I'm kind of hoping you vote for the person.
The right person.
Vote for me.
But the reality is vote, even if you're a Harris voter and you're a TARDIT, no, sorry.
And you're, but no, seriously, if, no matter who you're voting for, you have a right to cast that vote.
So do it and don't let anyone stop you.
All right.
I think that's, it's Halloween.
I gotta go get some kids some candy.
That's what he's doing with the kids.
Okay.
I'm not biting.
Not going to eat the kids.
Bite and bite.
What a creeper.
Why the, oh Jesus Christ.
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