Alright, welcome to the Canary in the Cage podcast. I'm Ron Morgan. This is my co-host
Dave Havlicek. We're here to entertain you, educate you, and hopefully make you laugh.
So Dave, any Monero news?
Yes, there is. So last week, we had that donation come in from Fiat Demise, and no one met the
challenge, so that rolled over to this week. And we got a second donation.
No way!
From Ann Annamush.
Ann Annamush. I can't do it. My brain doesn't work that way.
Anonymous.
Wait, hold on. Could be Putin?
Well, I don't know.
I don't think you're Putin. We're good.
Thank you.
Yeah took me a while to figure that out too.
I know.
Yeah, thanks.
I know. You know, it's a, no, say the word quickly or look at the picture of your eyes,
blur. You know that shit works out for me ever.
So that was 0.03. So the total with those two donations plus our 0.01 comes to about
0.069 and some change.
Which is how much Monero?
I think it's like 12 bucks.
Oh, we might be rich if no one wins. And we keep collecting all this stuff.
And the manero keeps going up.
We'll just make the challenges harder.
We might be millions of millions of dollars. We might be millionaires.
And we don't even know it.
Yeah, but we did give this one away. So almagest in the chat room.
Okay.
He got the secret word.
No.
Yep. So he got 0.069 and change.
But that means you listened.
There you go.
I love the fact that someone listened to the whole show or at least halfway through the show.
Yeah.
Well, we'll get another secret word out today unless you have a better challenge, which I
didn't think about that.
I had a busy week for me.
I got this year.
I'm getting into it.
But like on Tuesday, I get to go fight with the car dealership.
Nice.
I love fight with car dealerships.
No, they replaced a part of my car that didn't even be replaced.
Oh, well, yeah.
They were doing a part to try to fix an issue that they've used their research fairly further.
Did you bring the car?
Did your wife bring the car?
Well, I know I did because I had to be towed in because it overheated.
Well, I'm surprised they tried to pull that on you.
Um, I it's not that I think they went after me.
I think they didn't know what to do.
So they just want to be parts changes into the problem got fixed and it didn't fix problem.
And it's the other part and it costs $2,500.
And I'm going to go fight for every fucking dollar they owe me.
So enough about that.
So well, I have some news.
Oh, yeah.
Related to the podcast.
What's that?
So here in Nevada, we have a congresswoman named Dina Titus.
And I'm running against her for Nevada CD1.
OK.
Congress.
Yeah.
And I'm very vocal critic of her on our Twitter.
Wait, wait, you're a vocal critic.
Yeah.
How?
Why?
You're so, you know, your demeanor is very like subduing to mine.
I'm different online.
Oh, OK.
You're OK.
I'm so like when you guys see us tweets and like someone's just calling someone
to retard over and over again, that's me.
And then like Ron does most of the like retweeting of posts and stuff.
Just stuff I want to talk about.
No.
So like I followed her on Twitter and I put the little bell on so I get a notification
whenever she tweets.
That's how you do that.
I would instantly reply to her calling out her bullshit.
Right.
Well, guess what she did?
She blocked because I heard about it.
I heard that.
She blocked us on Twitter and that's illegal, my friend.
What?
How's it illegal?
Because she's a public employee.
She's a public employee.
That's her government Twitter account.
That's not her personal one.
And there was already a lawsuit about this in 2019 against Donald Trump.
Well, no, but Trump is always guilty when Democrats aren't.
Well, hey, if the precedent is set, dude, so Trump blocked people on Twitter
and he got sued and he lost.
So he had to unblock them.
So, you know, I've thrown it out to a couple of lawyers
and it's mostly like Google lawyers.
You actually called lawyers.
I didn't call them.
I sent emails.
I'm going to start calling because they don't fucking reply.
Yeah.
But if any of our listeners, if you know any good civil rights lawyers,
hook them up and I will take this all the way.
We're going to get out of here.
In any case, it's going to be multi-millionaires
because of our donations and the increase of Monero.
Plus we're suing a politician.
There you go.
That's going to work out well for us.
Oh, by the way, we are very happy with our lives.
We are not suicidal.
So if we suicide ourselves, it wasn't us.
Yeah.
I'm just saying.
So it's very possible.
I don't know if this has ever happened before.
What's that?
We have a coup inside of a coup.
Oh, OK.
We might have a coup inside of a coup.
Who's couping who?
Well, so who's...
So the Democrat parties threw Biden out illegally
and pretty harsh.
So that was the first coup.
OK.
So now Biden has responded.
He went to a fundraiser with, I believe, Harris was there.
Not like she was at the transfer from the soldiers coming...
the deceased soldiers coming home from Afghanistan.
She was not there like she said she was.
She was busy at the border.
Yeah, and Biden kept checking his watch.
It's 236, motherfucker.
No, that was the father of one of the sons.
He got a little pissed off about it.
I supported him 100%.
So Biden, and I believe Harris was there.
I don't know if...
I don't know if Biden's emotional support animal was with her.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Mickey Mouse hands.
Oh, him.
Yeah, yeah.
That's apparently her emotional support animal.
Well, you said Biden's emotional support.
Oh, Harris is...
See, I'm...
I was thinking about Biden's dog who has mysteriously gone missing.
And bit so many people.
Yeah, nobody's heard from the dog since.
I would have taken the dog.
I know how to raise dogs.
No way.
Oh, we're getting there.
Trust me, we're getting there.
No, so Biden was at a campaign event for Harris, I believe.
And they walked into a room full of Trump supporters.
And I don't mean like, oh, they might be Trump supporters.
I'm talking about hats and shirts and chants.
And Biden walked up to a tip.
Now, I will give Biden credit on this one.
He was, we'll say coherent.
Well, he's been on vacation, so maybe he's...
Yeah, he's rested.
Because somebody goes, do you even know who you are?
And he's like, no, no.
And then he started going back at him with age jokes.
So they were talking about age and who's whatever.
But the one dude gave him a Trump hat.
Yeah, I saw that one.
And he put it on.
So is this him, Sage and a coup?
I think he doesn't know what's on the hat.
I mean, you've got Cheney, the RINO Cheney,
who is an evil, disgusting person
who claims to be a Republican,
probably is because most Republicans suck.
He's endorsed Harris.
So...
Well, I thought he said I'm not voting for Trump.
He didn't say he's voting for Trump.
Oh, I believe him and Taylor Swift.
Oh, well, yeah, that's a two peas in a pod right there.
Oh, I'd love to see them on stage together.
I mean, wait, so, so, so,
I gotta give him a Taylor Swift thing in a second.
It's an old joke, but it's gotta be said.
So, Biden puts on a Trump hat.
Yeah.
Now, I don't think he did it ironically
because he was joking about it.
He's like, oh, you want me to sign this?
No, I'll put on a Trump hat.
So we're looking at a possible Biden endorsement of Trump.
I'm at no age.
Hey, we got the picture.
Like Dan Bongino says, some bides and snapshots.
We got the fucking killer of the snapshots.
No, I mean, okay, you won't.
No, no, this shit's a trope.
Yeah, I know, but like, well, okay, it's not like a coup,
but it could be him like jabbing them for like,
hey, look, you fuck me over.
Yeah, but-
I can do something too, you know what I mean?
But does that sound cool?
We have a, we have a fuck you inside of a coup?
No, we have a coup inside of a coup.
He's not couping though.
We don't know what's he gonna do tomorrow.
He has nobody in his camp.
He's his wife.
Oh, no, no, she's abandoned him already
because she realizes he can't give,
he can't give her any power to murder.
So she's just, Dr. Jill Biden has bailed on her husband.
Kind of sort of maybe I don't really know,
don't sue me please.
So, because we only have $12 in Monero,
we may have more coming in.
Oh, it's gone.
So we have nothing.
We got nothing.
You want my bills?
Take my bills.
Oh shit, so where are we at here?
Well, we made some predictions last week
about what might happen during or after the debate.
Okay.
And actually both of us were wrong.
We neither of us guessed this one.
What's that?
So Trump, so what I said was,
if Trump does well, then they'll sentence him to prison.
And if Trump does poorly, then they'll leave him alone.
Well, no, Machan's already said he's not gonna,
he's not gonna.
That's the thing, that's what neither of us
predicted this one where he's now moved the sentencing
until after the election.
I've predicted that.
You didn't predict that.
I'm gonna be convicted.
Well, you predicted he's not gonna be convicted.
And Machan just keeps moving down the,
because they, no, I'm not fucking Machan.
Let that son of a bitch do your fucking job.
Either sentence him or get the fuck off the pot
and let him go.
Because we know you are.
We know you're gonna let him go.
If it's gonna happen after the election,
then it's gonna depend on who wins, right?
Oh yes, he wins.
He gets sentenced to jail.
And he can't immune himself because of the state charge.
Well, is it a state charge?
Yes.
Is it?
Yes, for New York, yeah.
But those all expired through immunity.
No.
You know, they did.
No, they didn't.
They were all.
That's what he's supposed to be talking about.
See, we don't even know what the charges are.
We're like, will he be put to jail for charges?
I don't know.
Dave doesn't know.
Oh, they're just,
they wanted the convicted felon charge.
So.
I don't know.
It hasn't helped him.
So, let's, well, okay.
Before we get into the debate,
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna do a little pre-story
to kind of set up the debate.
So, it's very possible.
We got a whistleblower.
For what?
For.
Oh, the debate.
Yep.
Yeah, I saw that.
I don't know, man.
Like, if you had that info,
why didn't you come out before the debate?
No, so what he said is,
he has got lawyers in line to protect everybody involved
and he will release it by the end of the week.
That is tomorrow.
So I'm not saying, well, in the next like six months,
he said tomorrow.
Why not release it Monday?
Because they want to protect themselves.
Right, but just release it Monday.
Just let it out.
She's got the questions, everybody.
It's a fake debate, everybody.
This is all bullshit.
Maybe the whistleblowers didn't come forward.
That's what I'm saying, this is all bullshit.
Well, maybe you needed to wait.
Who knows?
You don't have, oh my God.
He said tomorrow.
I don't know.
I'm not, I don't know.
This is always bullshit.
No matter which side it happens to.
No, no, no.
Because Hillary Clinton,
Hillary Clinton without a doubt got questions at a time.
Because Donna Bash,
she worked for the DNC.
But that wasn't like a whistleblower.
That was.
Right, they caught her.
So what if we actually have a whistleblower?
Well, but I'm saying like if you have.
He said tomorrow.
If you have receipts.
He said.
Do it fucking before the debate.
Stop waiting.
He heard.
Everybody does this and it's always bullshit.
I'm so sick of it.
If you are a whistleblower,
we'll see.
Get the info out now before we.
No, no.
We'll make it do something about it.
No, see, that's where you're wrong.
If you're a whistleblower
against the Republicans for the Democrat,
you do it now.
It doesn't matter.
Because you're saying, no,
if you're a whistleblower against the Democrat party,
protect yourself first.
Get your lawyers in line.
You don't need to get lawyers get on the dark web,
release the info.
Oh, the dark.
On the dark web.
That's why it exists.
Yeah, but don't want to.
Go ahead of time when we can use it.
Because now it's fucking useless.
There's nothing you can do.
The debate happened.
Everybody saw what they saw.
Nothing's going to change.
I don't know.
If we find, if we can prove this,
she got the questions ahead of time.
It doesn't matter because that info
won't get out to the people that need it.
So we have not had this discussion yet.
Who won the debate?
Oh, Harris did.
Absolutely.
Really?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, okay.
You're going to qualify.
I'm going to qualify because the moderators
were way unfair.
No, forget about the moderators.
Trump Harris.
That matters.
No, no, we'll get into that in a few minutes as well.
I'm saying Trump and Harris.
Just from a perspective of just watching what they said
and not evaluating what they said
and watching how they handled themselves.
How they reacted to each other she destroyed him.
So what did you learn about Harris?
Nothing.
Wait, but she won the debate.
Yeah.
Did she?
What did I learn about Trump?
Nothing.
No, he's already said what his policies are
and what he did when he was president before.
Right, but that's what the debate's about.
He said he's going to continue his.
I understand.
That's not what the debate is about.
Well, oh, so in a debate, you can lie.
Yes.
No, see, that's bullshit.
You had Harris, very possibly, and I will,
I'll get more into this and I can prove it
I'll bring it up next week.
Head over a hundred lies.
They both lied a lot.
I wasn't going to keep it going.
No, no, no, no, no.
Because of fact checkers nail Trump every time he,
they think he lied.
Well, okay, that's possible.
That might be true.
But they were wrong in a lot of their assertions.
They were wrong on some of them.
Trump is a blowhard.
Trump is obnoxious.
And he was, I don't know what he was on that debate.
There was some tiredness or some issues.
What up?
Maybe he lost his ability to debate.
Maybe it, maybe it is age thing.
So like they prepped her very well.
They prepped her like they knew,
they knew how Trump would react.
They said, hook him with the rallies.
But they prepped him with her knowing the questions.
Well, it's a question for obvious.
The questions were obvious regardless.
I mean like, oh, they knew they were going to talk
about abortion.
What was the question on the border security?
Oh, this, I don't remember the specific question.
Oh, there was no question on border security.
Yeah, they did.
They had a different order.
No, no, Trump brought it up.
I thought.
No, Trump brought it up.
How about questions on the economy?
Wait, no, Trump brought that up too.
No.
Trump missed a lot of opportunities to fucking nail her.
Yeah.
But it was.
But like he tried to find, she had a canned response for it.
Whether it was bullshit or not.
No, no, actually, actually the,
the, what do you call them?
What's the fucking name?
The two people sitting in the table.
The moderators nailed Trump.
And then they would rephrase the question, two hairs.
Like the, like the one question that I'm like, Oh my God,
this is amazing.
We're going to hear the answer.
And they go, Oh, you flip flopped a lot
in the last couple of weeks.
Can you explain that?
Well, no, it was more than one thing.
Guns, fracking.
There's a lot.
And by the way, she's a gun owner.
Yeah.
Show me a fucking gun and tell me about it.
But no, so she goes, she was asked about her flip flop.
And she goes, Oh, thank you for asking that question.
I really want to answer this question.
And she never fucking answered it.
She went on some tirade about her being raised,
poor middle class in her father and mother
were fucking professors in colleges.
So she's not raised poor.
And the funniest memes I saw was Ronald McDonald
on the phone.
I told you, we have no record of her working here.
She never worked at McDonald's people.
She lied about it.
Look it up.
I'm not saying that Dave's not saying that the mainstream
media is actually saying it.
And the memes are saying it.
So let's go ahead and just jump right into the animal eating
set.
If you, so here's the thing, like most people are going to watch
the debate and then, and then leave, right?
They're not going to think about what they saw.
They're not going to fact check on their own.
So like just on those grounds, she did wait.
Like she was the whole time.
Who went up in the poll?
She did.
Why don't we poll?
No, she did not.
I don't know.
New York Times said junk.
But the betting market, she went way up.
No.
Is there both of them in betting market?
Because the one I'm watching, there was no change.
I'm watching betting markets.
Which one?
I don't know.
I mean, I.
Use predictit.
She went way up with that.
But she came back down yesterday.
So I don't know if something happened or like if the money
just normalized.
Up and down.
So where's the head?
She's ahead in the betting markets.
Yes.
Oh, bet Trump, dude.
Yeah.
We'll go ahead and put your money down.
Well, we're going to get in that in a few minutes too.
But no, like he, he lost his cool a couple of times.
Well, he took bait.
That's the, that's the real.
He took bait.
So like, I don't think he lost his cool.
Yeah.
Everyone leaves his rallies early and like he spent fucking
30 seconds because everybody stays in my rallies.
We have the best rallies of all.
So, okay.
No, no, no, no.
I gotta give credit.
I'm not giving credit to Harris on this one, but I'm going to
give credit to whoever wrote that question.
You were genius.
Cause that motherfucker can't not go, oh, my rallies are great.
People don't leave.
You knew he was going to be, he, he took the bait, went down
that rabbit hole.
That one was, that was a point Harris.
I, but it wasn't Harris.
It was Hoover rotor.
Like, you know, if you, if you like, let it sink in for a day
and then you go research, oh, it's like everything she said was
a lie.
It's all bullshit.
Well, there was a lot of lies.
It was polished bullshit.
It was polished lies.
So, so, so if you looked at, have you looked into like the,
the whole makeup of the debate?
What do you mean?
Well, just like how, because we know the moderators were,
Oh yeah, they were not biased.
Do you know who the female moderator was?
I don't know.
I forget her name, but guess who she is?
A, a sorority sister to me, Harris.
So the, maybe she was Kamala's pick and the other guy was Trump's
pick, right?
Is that, is that, that guy wasn't pro Trump either.
They, they kept calling him out on, they basically called him out
on stuff.
He said that was true.
Yeah.
They called her lie.
Mr. President, you falsely claimed that blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, right?
That's not a question.
She made false claims about nine, nine, nine, about January six.
Yeah.
She made false claims.
She did the blood bath thing.
The fine people thing.
Yep.
She did over and over and over.
Yeah.
The suckers and losers things.
Yeah.
They didn't call her out once.
Right.
So, so you can say she won, but it was the moderators on her side
because part of this whistleblower complaint is they told her,
we will not call you out on your lies.
Go ahead.
Now, thank God for X cause we had fact checkers on X and they did
their fucking job.
So I don't know.
Um, Trump did not have his best night.
But if you added it's closing statement into it, I don't even remember
that.
Well, I was, I was too out of it by that.
And so we're a lot of, at one point, I believe he said, go back to the
White House at four PM and wake up Joe Biden.
So, so that is funny.
He had a good one liner.
Yeah.
He has, she never did because they weren't programmed into her.
But then she also like what was like really good is that she didn't react
to them the way like, cause Hillary.
No, she did react.
No, no, no.
She did it not verbally.
Well, okay.
But you can read the body language like, like, I mean, what was this?
Yeah.
I mean, I don't, I don't understand Hillary.
Hillary took the bait on those.
Yeah.
Right.
And she didn't, which like, that's how you defeat that.
No, I agree.
They, they, they learned what he was going to do.
But I mean, I don't even know what this is.
I don't think he prepped it.
What was, but she's your winner.
She's your pick.
But I'm not saying like she was great.
I'm just saying she did better.
They prepped her.
In the eyes of the public, she did way better.
No, she didn't because she, she, she lost in the polls.
The New York times said Trump went up 2% and she went down 2%.
He's leading with independent voters.
So, I mean, number wise, I think he won.
I agree with you.
He did not have a great showing that night.
The showing was, whether he was tired, whether he just lost it.
I don't think he's lost it.
Yeah.
He's so pretty sharp.
I mean, how he's going to be here in Vegas tomorrow night.
He was here last week.
Oh, he was.
I did advance was here last week with the Mickey Mouse hands.
Ah, yeah.
Look at this.
Which party will win predicted 57 cents on the Democrats?
Look, they're, they're strong.
It's on my work computer, which one I'm going to, but I didn't, I didn't.
Now do that move since the debate.
Yes.
Look right here.
This is high volume.
That's the debate.
And like Trump went down and she, she kind of hovered even this.
I don't know.
I mean, the fact that the moderators and Harris is going up to Trump and they
didn't play here fair.
So you can't win if you cheat.
Well, no, of course.
And, and the fact that she had a personal, well, who owns ABC?
Oh, fuck if I know, isn't it Disney?
Yeah.
Uh, how's, how does Mickey Mouse feel about Trump?
Oh wait.
So we had, so, so Trump truly went into the lion's den.
Yeah.
Okay.
So he did not have the best night.
Cause I, I'm not going to lie.
I was not happy with it, but he got his zingers in.
He got a bunch of points across.
And I guess we got it.
We got to talk about this.
Are they eating cat dogs and cats in Springfield?
Um, I'm going to go with no.
So, so you're taking the government side on this.
Well, hold on.
I posted this on our Twitter after the debate.
Yeah.
And I'm like, they faked this story just so that Trump would pick up on it.
Possible.
And then they could embarrass him by saying that's not,
but they really, well, okay.
So they said it's not true, but they also said that the numerous cops were
killed on January 6th.
So we already know what we heard there.
It was kind of a whimsical little conspiracy theory.
It wasn't like a serious.
So, so, but no, no, no, no, this is actually important to me because, because
people have went to city council meetings on video and said they're eating our
pets or eating our dogs or eating our geese.
No, what they said, they said, well, okay.
So there's, there's separate things going on.
There's a couple of good ones.
So, so they are taking public ducks and geese and, and eating those.
Okay.
That, that's true.
Okay.
We have pictures of that.
We have like actual pictures and video of that.
Um, the cat thing, we have a woman that was arrested for eating a cat.
She was an Ohio resident.
But yeah, she was an American.
Um, and I think mentally, mentally, yeah, it's fine.
And then there's always everywhere in the country, people are going to say, oh,
my cat went missing.
Probably that immigrant guy that ate it.
You know, like that's all, but you have no evidence.
Fair enough.
They did a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode of that where the Korean bookie,
like they thought the dog.
So, so I think, I believe it is happening to some extent.
And you know, and that's fine.
Right.
Yeah.
We'll never know the truth cause the media lies.
And the only reason I believe it's sort of happening is cause the media say,
and it's not happening because I don't believe what the media says.
That's, that's the problem.
But it's weird that you're taking the government side in this, which is cool.
I mean, you are because I mean, you're the government, the governments are saying
it's not happening.
The citizens are saying, are saying it's happening.
You and I are not there.
We're not there.
The citizens are not saying it's happening.
They're saying my cat's missing.
No, no, they're going to town council meetings.
They have no evidence that anyone ate the cat.
Okay.
All of a sudden, no, a whole bunch of cats and dogs are missing.
I don't know.
I don't think all of a sudden.
But, but honestly, I'll agree with you that it's, it's a distraction issue.
Oh yeah, for sure.
Well, though, like, so I didn't look into this Ohio town.
What is it like 30,000 residents or something?
Small.
And then they brought in 20,000 Haitians.
And like, is it some kind of factory town or something when they open up a factory
or like, what's the story here?
Um, so today is September 12th.
Yeah.
Um, the election is less than 60 days away.
Okay.
Sure.
November or something.
So maybe they're filling up Ohio and Pennsylvania.
Okay.
So Harris, first of all, Harris can't win.
It's too obvious.
Really?
No, no, no, no, listen.
Really?
82 million is not.
Okay.
If you're going to bring in 20,000 Haitians to illegally vote, you're not going to
stuff them on small town.
It's not one town.
You're going to put them in cities.
It's not one town.
No, no, no, no, because traditionally big cities go Democrat, go blue.
So you fill the small towns to go make this really, really.
Yes.
So you want after going through 2020,
dude, it's way too.
I like, plus the, so they, okay.
Okay.
And in a town like that, it's all Republican poll watchers and shit.
Like they're not going to have those people vote.
So they're going to say your Haitian, you can't vote.
Well, but they have, they have the right to vote though.
Well, they don't.
I don't know about Ohio.
Pennsylvania has given all their illegals driver's license and they have a right
to vote.
Only that's a separate thing.
No, they don't have the right to vote.
Yes.
In Pennsylvania.
Yes, they do.
So some states have said you can vote in local elections, but they still
can't vote in federal elections.
That in Pennsylvania, that is not true.
100% true.
Okay.
Well, I guess we'll have to bring the facts next week then.
Um, but I don't believe Harris can win at all because she's extremely
unlikable and Mickey Mouse.
No, no, I'm, I'm, I'm going somewhere.
Mickey Mouse hands just, I mean, it's not that he's unlikely.
So basically someone posted a meme of him and I believe it wasn't AI created.
It was him carrying the gun.
Okay.
For deer hunting.
Yeah.
It was a, so I'm not, I'm not a hunter.
But they're like, no, that's a quail gun.
You can't deal with that gun.
Now I'm going to go ahead and assume it's true because the picture looked normal.
And, but I want to see their guns.
I don't know.
I want to see their guns.
But, but, but I don't see it.
I want them to tell me what kind of bullets going in.
And that actually that would, but no, I just, I don't know.
I don't think Harris can win because no, it's going to have to be 400 million
votes in a fair election.
She can't win.
Now are they going to cheat?
I don't, it's kind of like they're setting it up.
But if she loses Pennsylvania, Ohio, or both swing states, they tend to go together.
Okay.
They tend to go red or blue together.
So, so I think they're trying to, Harris cannot win without Pennsylvania and
potentially Ohio.
She can't.
The math does not work out because, because I truly don't believe Georgia is
going in that direction at all.
North Carolina has been going red a lot lately.
So I don't believe she can win without Pennsylvania and Ohio.
Okay.
So the fact they're packing and JD Vance is from Ohio.
Yeah.
So they're packing these small towns with Haitians.
Yeah.
But like, I just, I imagine you're, you're some rural bumfuck Ohio, you know,
townsperson where you know everybody, right?
They all know each other.
And like you go to, you go to your booth on voting day and like you're the,
you're the pull watcher or you're the guy that hands out the ballots, whatever.
And like there's a line of Haitians.
But if they have, no, no, if they're on the voter roll, they have every right to vote.
They can't be, they're not citizens.
Dude, unfortunately.
Okay.
No, they're not, they're, they're illegals.
They're not refugees.
No, no, those guys are specifically are refugees.
I don't know about the other cities and other towns, but then the people in this
town of Ohio, that those are refugees.
Those are all legal.
So when 25,000 Haitians crashed the Mexican border, they were all refugees?
Is that where they came from?
Mexico?
They came from Mexico?
I don't know.
I don't know who's in Ohio.
Yeah.
I'm saying 25,000 people came across the, the Texas border that were not refugees.
Okay.
But that's not those that we're talking about.
But they were Haitian.
Okay.
So there's lots of Haitians.
Well, yeah, because town are refugees.
Like they have refugee status.
Well, whether you agree with it or not, like, no, no, no, if they have, if they
truly have refugee status, I would, I need to, I need to, I need to look into that.
Um, no, that's fine.
I'll look into it afterwards.
Cause I mean, we're, they can't, they can't vote.
They don't, they don't have to do it.
Illegals are voting throughout this country.
Okay.
Illegal.
What's the safe act?
And two, what's the safe act?
All about trying to make you prove that you can vote.
It's proved that it says, uh, uh, illegals cannot vote.
But it's already illegal.
But yet they are.
It happened in 2020 as well.
Laws doesn't change anything.
Right.
Like murder is illegal.
And it murders still happens.
Oh, so let's pass another law that's saying murder is double illegal.
No.
So, just enforce the first law.
Okay.
So we'll see in November, if counties in Ohio that always went red, yeah, if they
go blue, are you going to question that?
Well, no, it's, it's not that one little town.
There's numerous towns in Ohio.
Because we know exactly who came here.
Okay.
Fine.
Well, we'll see what's, what's spring in felt, Ohio.
I do not know what county they're in.
You can read that out.
Um, and I will guarantee that county's always voted red.
I'm sure it has.
Well, right.
Because it's Ohio.
It's not, it's not near Cincinnati.
It's not in the Cleveland.
Uh, it's called Clark counties, surprisingly.
Clark County.
Oh, they're definitely going to cheat.
It's Clark County.
So, okay.
So yeah, this is very rural.
It's definitely a red county.
Uh, yeah, they're not that far from Columbus though.
They will, um, uh, I'm not sure.
Isn't it going to be over in the center here?
Well, no, Cincinnati's down here and Columbus is a couple of
counties all right.
Well, yeah.
So like usually these kind of places have the voter, um, info on their websites.
Right.
So we'll, we'll keep a track.
So if they go blue, I think.
And it was, okay, if they go blue, we're going to, we're going to
some red or blue.
We will have the total numbers.
So we know there's like 50,000 people before the Asians came in.
So if the votes are like 62,000, that doesn't happen in 2020 though.
Uh, not in this.
Not in a, not in a large number, but there were counties in Michigan and
Wisconsin that more people voted than were on the register.
Right.
More people voted than were on the register.
Right.
Okay.
So something with a foot in Michigan.
Okay.
I'm not denying that, but like, again, this is bumfuck red county, Ohio, where
like everyone knows everyone's name.
It's not that easy to pull this off there.
Well, I will say tonight, I will pull the records from the county website.
We'll see.
Assuming they have the fucking, you know, the electronic ones rather than, oh,
you got to call up.
Well, no, but the curly red right there.
So it may take a few weeks afterwards to actually see it.
And that's pretend the numbers.
Well, here's the, here's the problem though.
Now that we're talking about it, the Harris campaign is, is obviously watching us.
Well, I mean, Putin's giving us money, we think.
And, uh, so you know, the government's watching us.
So they're going to be like, Oh, no, no, pull the plug on Harris County,
Clark County, Ohio, pull the plug, Canadian the cage.
They get, they figured it out.
Well, I went and looked at a bunch of counties after 2020.
Cause like, I wanted to see these Michigan and Wisconsin and all this shit for myself.
Uh, so I found out that a lot of the county websites, they have an election
section and like you just download CSV or XML or however they have it.
And I can, I read programs that can parse through that and then give you the
tolls myself and look through myself.
Okay.
So if they have this, then it'll be super easy.
So in Michigan, they did not keep their ballots, which they're required to do.
And in Wisconsin, they approved that over 200,000 ballots were illegally filled out,
uh, from the election head of elections out of Milwaukee, um, which both were
overturned both states, Georgia, their liberty, 300,000 ballots short, per a
judge's order, and that would have put Trump in the victory.
So let's just say again, something was afoot in those three states.
Right.
Yeah.
There's no question about that.
I'm just saying, well, this county, I don't think you're going to see any
crazy shit.
There was massive voter fraud in 2020 and there's going to be massive
voter fraud now.
I don't, I didn't only pick like blue counties in Wisconsin, I picked random
right counties and they all looked fine.
So there's, there's something, uh, in statistics called Benford's law.
Okay.
And it's a way of detecting cheating, uh, in like accounting forms.
Sure.
Or tests or whatever you, and the way it works is when you have, you look at the
last digit of the count and you'll, you're more likely to see the number one
followed by two, followed by three, followed by four all the way down.
And there's a statistical, uh, graph that these numbers should follow.
And like if the data is legit, they'll follow that graph fairly closely.
Right.
Uh, and if they're not legit, then you're going to see all these goofy spikes.
Like why is the number four showing up too often?
Well, you're, maybe you're cheating and it's not a guarantee you're cheating.
Right.
No, no, but it's based on historical reference.
I'm fine with that.
I pulled all these counties, uh, and this is on my GitHub account.
Actually, if you, if you want, if you pop in the chat room and ask, I'll give
you the link.
Um, I pulled a bunch of red counties.
I put a bunch of blue counties and, uh, 2016 and 2020, just, just, you know,
it took more data, more data is good.
So Trump's numbers pretty much follow the pattern.
Yeah.
They go down the curve, like that you expect.
And I looked at Joe Jorgensen as well in, uh, Gary Johnson, because, you know,
more than better and they follow the pattern and then they got very few votes.
So they don't follow it perfectly.
Right.
Cause there's, you know, there's more noise in the data.
Yeah.
And then you look at both Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden and it's just this big
spiky mess.
Okay.
So you, so they follow it.
And but, but, oh, so like in the blue counties, they do that, but in the red
counties, all of them follow the pattern.
Right.
So like the red counties weren't fucking around.
Right.
And the blue counties were, there was something was causing this spike to happen.
Yeah.
So are you, are you more on the camp now?
Cause you weren't before 2020 being compromised.
No, I've always said it's compromised.
I said, I said, you and Charles kind of, no, no, no, no, I said it's compromised,
but we can't guarantee that the compromising is what turned the election.
So if you look, if you look at Michigan, Minnesota, Michigan, Wisconsin and Georgia,
and I've proven in those three cases, they cannot produce the balance.
They said they can produce.
Right.
Trump would have won if those unproducible ballots.
Well, how would you know that if you haven't produced the ballots?
Well, why can't you produce the ballots?
Well, but I'm saying, how would you know Trump would have won if the ballots are
not there?
Because the number of ballots that are missing are, are, are enough to overturn the election.
Right.
So if they go towards Trump, but you don't know that they went towards Trump.
No, that's true.
But what if you swipe multiple ballots for Biden?
Of course they do that.
No, but so, but the reality is who was more than likely to hide ballots and try to,
to create a smoke screen.
I'm not saying I'm not just speaking.
Yeah, I agree.
I understand.
I guess I, I truly believe, well, one, historically speaking, never in a presidential
election, and this even going back to George Washington, because they do it in
pencil, has a line everywhere straight up on a graph report.
Right.
The same thing happened in, uh,
Venezuela.
Yeah.
Weird.
And our CIA is not involved in that either.
Let's talk about NGOs getting involved with a shut-in.
Sounds like fun.
Yeah.
Lockheed Martin.
Oh, okay.
I, uh, I had some family members work there.
I tried to convince me to work there.
Really?
Yeah.
And you said no on principal or no one?
Um, at first it was more like, cause I've been, he's been pestering me for my whole
life, essentially.
Um, so at first it was like, yeah, I like where I'm working.
I like to do the city life in Chicago.
Yeah.
But as I grew older, I'm like, fuck, no, I'm not working for no fucking Lockheed
Martin.
Are you nuts?
Oh, my uncle was a mechanic there and he's just on commercial airplanes.
So he wasn't one of the dickheads.
You know what I mean?
So they've been now hired by the federal government, which now shocker, they
hire them all the time to do some weird shit, to, uh, detect and defeat misinformation.
Oh, what the fuck would Lockheed Martin know about misinformation?
They make airplanes.
If they based it on the fact of the media being the reference, we're all kind of fucked.
Guys circular, right?
They're, it's misinformation because ABC says so because Lockheed says so because ABC
says so because Wikipedia says so.
And Wikipedia got it from the New York times and they got it from ABC.
So do, do, to detect and, um, defeat misinformation.
So what would be another word for that?
Violated our first amendment rights.
That's what's several words.
Is it more than one word?
Yeah.
I see.
I look at that.
I was like, we the people, I think it's one big word because it's a big thing.
Whatever.
So they're going to tell me what I can say.
Um, no, they're not going to tell you what you can say.
They're just going to punish you for saying it.
Oh, great.
I'm going to get some idiots.
I'm nerd from Lockheed Martin.
Yeah.
I don't know his questions.
I'm not the government asshole.
I don't care.
Even better.
So, so here, let me give you some lead.
Um, no, I'm not doing that.
Uh, no, I just, I find that odd that, um, they're hiring NGOs to monitor our speech.
Well, so like they're not legally allowed to do it.
Oh, wait.
And private companies are.
So they somehow think if we hire the private company to do it, that doesn't
hold a fuck.
We actually agree on something.
This might be historical data.
They've always made this argument in court and it's always been bullshit.
Yeah.
His courts have rejected it every single time.
We didn't keep doing it.
That was, that was before COVID.
All right.
Was that for COVID too?
No, they've, they've always, they've always.
Shit's kind of changed after COVID, dude.
No, the courts have always come around.
Like, so the problem is that the courts are.
You have faith in the courts.
It's not faith.
It's like objectively, they have made the right decision more often than not.
And oh, I disagree wholeheartedly with that.
No, no, no, no.
Since 2020.
Oh, that's fine.
The problem is they take years, right?
Okay.
If I'm abusing your rights now, like Dina Titus is blocking us on Twitter now.
Oh, the courts will fix it in two years.
Oh, so we're making our millions for at least two years.
Right.
Well, you're socket listeners.
This is what you get for two years.
The election is in November.
So even if they, even if Dina Titus has to pay me a payout in two years,
she's already cheated the election.
Oh, so fucking matter.
So to me, it's not about the money.
I don't want her money.
I want a public apology and an unblock.
That's what I want.
All right, there you go.
If any money comes through, it goes to my lawyers.
I will take zero dollars.
Okay.
What's your odds?
In winning a court, I would win for sure.
It's a slam dunk.
What's your odds going to court?
So like, here's the thing.
Like I said, I've taught, I've contacted a couple of lawyers over email.
They don't seem to get to their fucking email.
So I'm going to start calling them over the next week.
And if nobody wants to call me or call me back or talk to me or whatever,
I might just file a pro se lawsuit.
I'll do myself.
There you go.
Fuck.
It's not that hard.
It's a slam dunk case.
We have recent precedent.
I mean, like I have nothing to lose, right?
Sure.
So yeah, look forward to that.
The Canary in the Cage is something to lose.
Well, you might get us press though.
Yes.
We might get more listeners.
Yes.
Holy shit.
Imagine if the Las Vegas
review journal.
Oh, fuck them.
What's that with the story?
Dude.
Democrat congresswoman being sued by libertarians.
Two years ago, I did like a 30 minute interview with them.
Yeah.
Sent them pictures.
Yeah.
Just like their request.
Yeah.
Never published the article.
All right.
So I did, I went in and took pictures with them, but they didn't ask for, uh,
they were supposed to send me a package for the, for the, yeah.
We're, we're libertarians.
We're ignored.
Whatever.
Yeah.
Fuck those.
No one answers their email.
So I'm going to start calling.
I fucking hate talking on the phone like a teenage girl.
I'm gonna have to, you know.
Yeah.
Oh, I'll keep that info up to date for sure.
I'll make a website for it.
Okay.
Oh, I hope you do.
Oh, where are we at now?
Um, so we kind of discussed the debate.
I don't know.
I guess are we covered?
We covered the full debate.
You think she won?
I think, I think he played out better under the whole picture because he was fighting,
uh, multiple people.
Um, but I do admit he had a bad night.
Um, so I don't know if this is important or not.
I know it's not political, but every once in a while we'd like to break up non-political shit.
Guess what movie's coming back.
Um, Beetlejuice?
Oh, Beetlejuice already did.
And I believe Michael Keaton's actually Beetlejuice.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
Uh, no.
They brought back a lot of actors.
They brought back, uh, Winona Ryder, and Catherine O'Hara was in it.
Okay.
So now I gotta watch the movie.
The father wasn't in it.
Yeah.
Do you know what happened with him?
Did he die?
No.
You don't know this story?
No.
Shit.
What do you got?
Remember who the father was in the original movie?
I don't remember the actor's name, but I mean, I, he was a, not a, not a big actor anyway.
Uh, no.
And so he was also the principal in Ferris Bueller's Day off.
Oh, shit.
You're right.
His name was Jeffrey Jones.
He was on Roseanne too.
And he's a pedophile.
He's a pedo?
Yes.
Oh, California, uh, sex, uh, offender search type in Jeffrey Jones.
And it's not pretty.
So he is not working as an actor.
And yeah, he was not invited by the bed.
But Harvey Weinstein's getting over the same thing.
That's not pedophile.
That's, that's the adult woman.
Oh, okay.
Well, we're talking like eight year olds here.
No shit.
Look it up.
All right.
No, I'm tired.
I can't see it for this one.
So no, no, yeah, they brought back a lot of the original actors.
It was pretty, I mean, I didn't watch it.
I'm not going to watch it, but I like when they do that.
But I think you might watch this one.
Oh yeah.
What's that?
Uh, Goonies.
Really?
They're bringing back the original actors.
I don't think I want to watch that.
Really?
Because Goonies, Goonies never die.
I know, but they're going to ruin it.
They're going to come on, man.
Sean Aston.
So he's a fucking dickhead now.
And, um, don't do a.
I loved you and Rudy, dude.
Is Corey Feldman even around?
I mean, he's still alive.
I mean, the other Corey died.
Yeah, Corey Haim died, but Feldman, I mean, as long as Charlie
Sheen's dick's not in his ass.
And Chunks.
Oh wait, sorry.
Don't sue me.
Didn't Chunks stop like leave the acting world?
I don't think he's an actor anymore.
Well, but I mean, hey, are you going to get Josh Brolin?
Like, what's he going to do?
Like, you want to pay a day?
You know, Josh Brolin's in a, oh shit, he's on a Netflix episode.
That's kind of like a twin, twin peaks, weird.
Uh, what is that?
Oh, they're a supernatural.
I know I'm trying.
I'm trying to.
Well, I know they're going to get data because like, I don't know
if you followed his story, but like he, he did the Goonies and he did, um, Indiana
Jones and Temple of Doom.
Okay.
And then he just disappeared.
Right.
He stopped acting.
He went to like college.
I think he's like, um, like a math student or something.
Like a smart college kid.
And then he came back and like he won an Oscar.
Well, like a best actor actor.
Well, there you go.
For, um, Goonies might be interested.
Everything everywhere.
All at once.
I think.
So that being said, they remade Roadhouse.
No, no, no.
You gotta say.
I wrote a house from the eighties.
It's probably one of my favorite movies.
And it's without a doubt, one of the movies that I've reacted.
I reacted in my life.
So there are certain scenes in movies that I find funny.
And I've spent a career trying to be in a situation where I could react to that
movie and use the same words and the same verbiage and get away with it.
Cause it made sense.
And I've done and wrote a house is probably my number one.
A movie for doing that.
Um, I love that movie.
It wasn't the remake terrible.
Like the remake was the remake would have been a good movie if it was called
something else, a bar for the keys.
Yeah.
It would have been a great movie.
Um, although I know, well, cause they have nothing, but what's he, uh,
Oh shit.
What's that MMA fighter?
The real cocky one.
Uh, Connor McGregor.
Yeah.
Connor McGregor is in the movie.
His opening scene.
He's literally a walk-a-thru and alley butt naked with his strut.
I'm like, okay, I'll give you this one.
That's fucking funny.
Cause I do like Connor McGregor.
Um, uh, Jake Gyllenhall, was he the main actor in that one?
In road house?
Yeah.
I have no idea.
Okay.
I watched the movie just cause I want to see how bad they butchered.
And I avoid this stuff like the plague.
It because road house is one of my favorite movies.
I had to watch it and it didn't, it didn't line up.
I don't think anybody said to him, Oh, I thought you'd be bigger.
I really like Cobra Kai though.
Cobra Kai's amazing.
Cobra Kai, now that is, is an amazing episode.
I love the fact that they, they just carried that story on and
re-picked it up 20 years later.
Right.
That, so I do.
That is not like 40 years later.
Oh, I don't care.
Man, what the fuck?
Not that old.
Well, maybe I am.
Um, yeah, Cobra Kai, I actually dig that one.
That, well, this, the new release on Netflix, I'm that kind of, I'm not, it's
that sucker me in right now, but the first couple of episodes is the last.
Yeah, it should be because it's grown up now.
And no, but the, the, without a doubt, the first like four or five seasons was amazing.
Yeah.
Go watch that if you haven't watched that.
Yeah.
No, it, it, it stays true to the history of the credit.
Yeah.
That's what I'm like.
It's like, it's, yeah.
If you're going to bring back an old IP and, you know, for the modern world, you
need to respect the original work.
Right.
Like, so the Star Wars shit.
Yeah.
No respect at all.
Well, yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
They, they ruined Luke Skywalker's whole arc.
Great.
The whole point was he was the good guy.
He was the uncorruptible youth that saved his father.
Yeah.
And then, oh, oh, to kill his nephew.
Okay.
And now he's a loner off in an island and he doesn't care.
Like, fuck you.
Man.
We gotta bring it up.
What's that?
Rest in peace, James Earl Jones.
Yes, James Earl Jones.
Cheers, brother.
You were a great actor in numerous different act, in numerous different
movies, including Star Wars.
And he didn't come back for the new ones because that would have been our
dinner.
The other things I stopped watching them after marriage strikes back.
Yeah.
I finished them out and why?
Yeah.
So they're bad.
So you have to respect the original material.
Okay.
So think talking about that, you more than likely didn't watch this sitcom.
Okay.
There's one sitcom.
I wish they would.
Oh, what is it?
It's not a remake.
It would be a, um, what is it called?
They take a couple of actors out and they put a spin off.
So is there, is there, in your mind, is there a sitcom from the 90s you'd
like to see a spin off on?
Oh man, let's see some from the 90s.
Uh, home improvement might be a good one.
Uh, I think it's the 90s.
Yeah.
That was 90s.
No, no, no.
The one I'm thinking of.
I'm thinking, um, I mean, they did full house, like the comeback of full house.
Yeah.
Uh, Alf was more of the 80s.
Oh, they even fucking out back right now.
He eats cats.
Oh, that's true.
He needs to be out back right now.
And he's an alien.
I know, I know.
Alf is like, seriously, bring it the fuck back, Hollywood.
Where are you?
And, and, and CGI and AI and whatever I, we could have a badass elf.
Yeah.
All right.
No, but there's a movie, there's a TV show that I've watched.
I love the TV show.
It, it never did well in ratings.
I came over called classic.
Kind of the big, the movie theaters, but in, in, uh, in a video, it did great.
So this, I've never, never put this before.
So the spin-off I want to see is from news radio.
I never watched that one.
So while Phil Hartman was one of my favorite actors ever, he was killed by his wife midway
through the, and they brought in John Lovitz, which okay, fine.
John Lovitz is a friend of Phil Hartman.
John Lovitz is funny, but that's not what I want to see.
Yeah.
It's Joe Rogan.
He was a hundred?
Yeah.
Joe Rogan was the, the maintenance or the electrician engineer.
Huh.
He always did like weird shit.
Like blew up shit and like rigged stuff to make stuff work.
Oh, oh, don't hit that button.
We'll blow up, but everything's fine.
If you don't hit that button, that kind of shit.
So 20 years later, Joe Rogan would be a conspiracy theorist living in the desert
doing a podcast and then you get Steven Root.
Don't spoil too much because I might go legally download this and watch it,
but it doesn't exist though.
There's radio.
No, no, news radio.
No, oh yeah.
No, no, you got to watch news radio.
It was actually good.
But you find a legal copy at the video store.
Oh yeah.
Well, no, thrift stores too.
They sell legal copies.
That's what I'm going to do.
No, but you, okay.
So if you did, you can't appreciate this if you watch news radio.
Joe Rogan was like the conspiracy theorist.
So yeah, you know him and I, those characters, we him and I linked on that alone.
But, and the fact that I fixed buildings, I do shit like that and he rigged stuff up.
So Steven Root was Jimmy James.
Okay.
So it's, Jimmy James was the millionaire.
Okay.
So now it's Jimmy James been the millionaire funding Joe Rogan to be
conspiracy theorist on a podcast in the desert.
I mean, seriously, Joe Rogan on a podcast, who would think it?
That never happened, right?
But has that ever happened in real life?
Oh wait, shit.
He's the number one podcast for the world.
Who would you get to play Joe Rogan?
Joe Rogan.
He's, he's bald.
I mean, he's like, he's like full on.
He's going back to the moon being faked.
He's kind of going back to his roots of this shit being like, what the fuck's going on?
I'm a Democrat.
Oh shit.
I fucked this country.
I fucked this state up.
I had to move out of California.
Maybe I should be a Democrat anymore.
Asked her being an independent dude.
I like it.
Be a libertarian.
Hey, if you have to be a Republican, I don't care.
But the reality is he's the, his look.
Gives him the conspiracy theorist look, you know, and, you know, there could be,
you can kind of mix in a local bar and bring it like a cheers kind of theme to it
or a ranch kind of theme to it.
But then he kind of disappears into his little podcast studio and does this.
The aliens are coming for his man.
They're coming.
Maybe you can cross this over with the Alf.
Oh shit, Joe Rogan.
And now, oh, that's a hit.
Hollywood.
No, don't listen.
We're doing this one.
This is on us.
Give me Joe Rogan now.
Hey, Joe Rogan, you had a call from a canary in the cage podcast.
Yeah.
Joe Rogan, what the fuck is that?
But reality seriously, Alf and Joe Rogan.
Oh dear God.
Well, no, because it's funny because I thought with it, going back to just the Joe
Rogan thing, put him in a Pahrump.
I mean, seriously, is there a more, is there a town more than America that's
filled with conspiracy theorists?
I don't know.
But then you got the area 51, but yeah, but yeah, but the area 51 is desolate.
Man, there's not, there's like one bar.
Yeah.
Roswell is pretty big.
Although I guess you could.
Yeah, maybe, maybe, but I think with a prompt because you've got the character
of actors just from prompt.
I mean, Jesus Christ, you got to leave from CEOs to fucking sovereign citizens there.
You could really kind of bring, then you get the Californians there moving in going,
you can't do that.
We're like, we've been doing that our whole life.
Shut the fuck up.
So, so Joe Rogan, I know you're listening, brother.
If you listen to the key, if we, you listen to the keyword, we'll send you the
Monero, you'll win.
Oh, I gotta, I gotta find that keyword.
Let me find a keyword.
So, no, I just thought that would be a cool, that would be a smell.
I would watch the secret word today will be atomic.
Ooh, atomic brewing.
Just atomic.
Well, there's atomic brewing here in Vegas.
And they, all their beers are made from the nuclear issues that we,
you Homer Simpson, I don't know if I can say that word.
I don't want to care.
But yeah, no, it's just they have beers based, it's all based on what
Abel Baker, oh, it's actually Abel Baker's name, the brewery, but it's all
based on nuclear stuff.
That's kind of cool.
And another interesting Nevada, Chicago connection.
What's that?
So like, you know, the mafia that came out here is from Chicago, but all
the nuclear stuff also started in Chicago.
Really?
Yeah.
So the University of Chicago on Garfield Boulevard, you know, they have
that big, what do you call it, in the center?
Like the street goes, there's the street on the right and the street on the left.
And then there's a big island.
Yeah, like an island or something.
And it's like a park, like a walkway.
Yeah.
That's where the atom was first split by humans.
Yeah.
Underneath, underground.
No, no, there's sort of splitting atoms in, in the Chicago area.
Well, we have Fermilab.
Fermilab.
Fermilab, so it was built after they proved it could work at the University of
Chicago.
Yeah, because they apparently have a tunnel that runs like a lot of towns.
Oh yeah.
But yeah, so they were doing research at the University of Chicago and they were
like, well, let's just build a hole, dig a hole in the ground, it was under the
football field actually.
And they just saw what they could do and just fucked around and split the first
atom.
And they said, maybe you should move this to Fermilab.
Might be a little dangerous.
Let's roll up the suburban people versus the rural people.
I think it was the city people.
Yeah.
But then after they got the initial test working, they said, you know, we need
some, we're to test the bombs and we can't do that in the city.
So they moved out to the Nevada desert.
Yeah.
There, there are pictures of like people at a fast food restaurant with a
mushroom cloud in the background.
Everyone's like, oh, that's Photoshop.
That's Photoshop.
Like, nope, that's Nevada.
Welcome to Nevada.
Come and drink our water.
So you have a long history of Chicago, Nevada connected.
So I, I, I moved to Pahrump briefly.
Yeah.
And before I moved up there, I wanted to, I kind of did like a deep dive into the,
the, the, well, so Pahrump used to be his own city.
Okay.
It's no longer a city.
What does it know?
Well, the arrest, the citizens arrested all their town council, me other.
No, no.
So the funny thing is the sheriff went and said, yes, I'll support.
If you bring them into my department, we will process them.
So the, the towns, people went through the front door and the back door in the windows.
The city council, people were just jumping out and running.
Oh, so it's Pahrump.
You got to understand, but, oh, you don't run rock video was partially filmed in
Pahrump.
No, I want to be a cowboy and get rock.
He actually has the, the welcome to prompt site is in the video.
Interesting.
Um, no.
So yeah, prompt is, uh, it's no longer a town.
I'd say a real, a real town now.
Yeah.
They, they, they, it's all night kind of sheriff's now.
Um, but yeah.
So the, and now the California, they, they want to go back to a town, but they
don't run out of corrupt.
That fucking places.
If you don't like it, why did you move here?
Stay in California.
If you like the way they do thing, I don't understand these people.
Yeah.
I mean, like parasites.
Yeah, I will say that's the one thing about Joe Rogan.
I did, I did appreciate when he said this.
He goes, listen, he goes, I moved my family.
Austin, yeah, because of California.
He goes, I voted the wrong way in California.
Yeah.
He goes, we moved, do not vote the same way we moved him.
If that's true.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
But yet we got Taylor Swift now coming out in support of, uh, what's her name?
Harris.
Oh yeah.
Harris.
And, and, and who's the other one?
The Mickey Mouse hands guy.
Oh, walls.
Um, I actually knew their name, but the reality is, I mean, apparently the
Taylor Swift thing has made an impact.
Like they're saying 300,000 people are not registered to vote since her.
I, whether it's true or not, I don't know, but really is it, what is she known for?
Singing.
Songs about, um, making bad choices.
Making bad choices.
Well, no, I know, but this has been a joke the entire time.
I mean, even family guy hit on this.
Like family guy had Chris dating her and they broke up and she did a nasty
talk about him.
So this, this has been something that this is not just like a 2024 political thing.
Taylor Swift makes bad decisions.
No, this is a life choice that she's made to make bad decisions.
Now she's dating that football player now.
So we don't know if we want to make fun of her because it may or he may or may
not have went back after Elon Musk.
It might be fake.
We don't know yet.
Yeah.
I saw that.
Do you see that?
Yeah.
So Elon Musk made a kind of understand his comment, but I'll, I'll watch your
cats.
I'll give you kids.
Yeah.
I'm sure Elon Musk and his own brain finds that really funny and they're probably
probably is really funny.
We just don't get his intelligence.
But I'm six foot four.
I could binge you into a pretzel.
I know.
I'm a billionaire.
I know.
I don't think it's really fake.
I said that.
I don't accuse me of saying shit that it's up.
Whenever somebody posts an image on Twitter and I can't find the original
tweets, but it was still funny.
Oh yeah.
It's kind of like the dogs in the catchy.
Do you think I don't?
Yeah.
I don't know if it's happening or not, but I love the memes.
Keep them coming.
Uh, and there's that senator from, ah, shit.
I didn't write his name.
That's still, it's still well or st, stay well or whatever.
He's like, I can't believe they're making memes about people eating cats.
This is disgusting.
What does this country come to?
Fucking find his name.
So, and send him all your cat dog and duck and bald eagle memes.
You got.
He was fake crying.
Like what the fuck?
Oh, the Democrats fucking lie.
And here's the thing.
If the dog and cat eating thing is a lie and it's fake, but we make, but, but
movement is made on it and Trump benefits from it.
Go for it.
The fucking Democrats are lying.
Their ass is off.
I mean, one thing is like, I don't want, so I don't want people to like
go out and lynch others.
You know what I mean?
So like make sure you keep it lighthearted and, and understand that it's a joke.
True.
Cause, cause some people are fucking stupid.
Right.
They'll see a joke and they went, let's kill them fucking.
Yeah.
Right.
Don't do that.
It's all funny.
It's all fun and games.
Make the funny memes, not the scary memes where you're threatening people.
Be funny.
Cause, uh, if you don't think you're funny, play with it.
It's fun.
You might become funny.
And they'll join.
See the thing is like the good Haitians, they'll join in with you.
Brandon, you make them American that way.
That's how you do that.
So the good Haitians are they, they're not the cannibals.
So now we got cannibals.
Ethically sourced cannibal food or is it?
But now what, so you're not, if you eat a dog or a cat, you're not a cannibal.
No.
But what are you?
I mean, don't eat a fucking dog.
I would eat a dog or a cat.
I don't give a fuck.
Oh, geez.
Me just meat, dude.
I'm not going to eat your dog or cat because that's your property.
They might dog would eat you.
But if there's like a stray dog, I don't give a fuck man.
Who cares?
Okay.
This is not a caring, caring the cage sponsorship.
We do not agree with Dave.
Dave was on his own.
Um, all hate mail should be directed to Dave.
He wants to eat dogs and cats.
I don't want to eat dogs and cats unless I'm really desperate.
Well, no, but that ironically is a funny thing.
I mean, we eat a cow.
Yeah.
How far is a cow from a dog?
It's not that far.
I know it's all meat.
But I'm not saying we should eat them.
I do not encourage that.
I do not, I do not sponsor that.
I don't even know what else to say.
Hate mail goes to Dave.
Not me.
Um, cause I love dogs and cats.
We may have a cat running around.
I, I hid my cats in my closet.
They're kind of maybe roaming around here right now.
I thought I saw a Haitian, dude, location walking down my street.
So I locked up my, my, my cats.
Um, not my dogs.
My, my dogs, they're welcome.
Oh shit.
What else we got going on?
I got a few more things I want to talk about.
We're like, how many hours in here?
Oh, what are we at?
Where are we at here?
Oh, we're not even an hour yet.
We're like 30, 50 seconds from an hour.
Goonies.
They're talking about that.
Oh, so this is what I do.
You want to talk about real quick.
There is a recall on eggs.
There's been a recall on Bors head meat.
Oh, it's, it's killing people guys.
Get your own gardens, get your own chickens.
Just saying.
You should go like farm these geese that are just walking around man.
They're free geese.
They killed one of the dudes killed a geese that was the mama of a bunch.
Like they, they, no, no, the town named that geese.
Now I get it.
A geese would probably be really fucking good.
It's white chicken, turkey, goose.
Right.
But it was the mom of a bunch of other small geese.
The town named it.
Leave that one alone.
How are we supposed to know?
Like it's not like it's just a fucking goose walking around.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
If you want to protect that goose, like give it a home or something.
Like you can't just have it walking around like every other goose and say,
well, that one's special.
We have to protect that one.
Humans walk around.
I'm not eating them.
Right.
But like, ah, Jesus.
Okay.
Like if you had a pet cow, you wouldn't eat that cow.
But you eat all the other cows.
I would eat that cow.
No, it would be.
I don't, I don't care about a name.
I would name that thing.
I would pet that thing and I eat that thing.
I actually know you, you know the rules to be in a rancher.
No.
Birth the cow.
Yeah.
Feed the cow.
Yeah.
Kill the cow.
Eat the cow.
Right.
It's all you need to do that.
You don't name it.
Don't pet it.
You don't create it.
Sorry.
No, name it.
Pet it.
I don't, that was a simile from the ranch.
That was, he's like, Henry Pete.
So, I thought I found it funny.
So where else we are here?
Government has a possible shutdown coming.
You say that a lot.
I know, but I, but I like it when they shut down.
So have they ever actually shut down?
Yes.
Yes, they have.
I was actually traveling one week when they shut down on
Martin Luther King Day weekend.
I was in LA and I'm like, I'm flying out of LAX.
Well, you know what's funny?
This is going to suck.
Every time there's a shutdown,
we don't notice.
You go to an, well, that too, but you go to a national park.
We're normally, there's nobody there, right?
Right.
You just go and visit the park and see the natural beauty.
But when there's a shutdown, they have an armed guard standing at the entrance.
Saying, sorry folks, the park's closed.
Like John Candy and Wally Wally.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But like, if the government shut down,
who's paying him?
Why is there a guy there?
I know.
When normally there's no guy there.
And Congress is paid.
Yeah.
So, no, no, so this is my thing.
Government shuts down.
Good.
I don't know.
Uh, we, I mean, technically, do we have a president?
I mean, he did pop up and make some, talked about some jokes.
Yeah, but he has to do presidential things.
Right.
So we have no president and no Congress.
Yeah.
And will our, will our life be any different?
It'll be better.
Oh, shit.
So why not let him shut down and stay shut down?
He should.
Okay.
If you elect me guys for CD one, I will shut it down every single fucking time.
Okay.
There you go.
If you, yeah.
Okay.
What?
You might, you might be able to convince some other people.
Um, so I think, uh, Ukraine is now bombing.
Is that a Russia?
Uh, they did that for a while.
Yeah.
But, but now we're, they did that without our permission.
Now we're thinking about giving them permission to do that.
Yeah.
That could be a problem.
Um, wait, what month is after September?
Uh, September, October.
So I can't, I can't.
So October and then, and then there's the next month, which is November,
which is the election month.
Yeah.
So in October, weird shit happens on the election season.
That's what they say.
Hmm.
What if that's October surprise people?
Um, Thomas Massey.
Yeah.
Um, so we've talked about this in the past where the, the who is trying to get an
amendment, not an amendment, a treaty passed with our country that they control
right the, uh, the next pandemic.
Right.
So Massey in all that Massey does, we love you brother.
Keep it up.
Um, you're a hillbilly.
Just like some of us.
So keep it up.
Um, he put forth an amendment to tell, well, I'm going to say this in my words and
not his, um, because I don't know what else to do.
Massey put forth an amendment to tell the UN to fuck off.
Um, and they're not, we're not going to let them rule our country.
Uh, take away our God given rights because they are God given rights.
We're born with them.
Um, I did that's really all of the political stories I got.
I mean, it's, you know, it was a slow week with that debate.
Yeah.
The big kind of overshadowing everything and cats and dogs.
But yet, but yet we've got JD Vance versus Mickey Mouse hands coming up.
Now I predicted Trump would destroy Harris and I was wrong.
That the, the destruction never happened.
I still think he, he got more of his policies across and he got more cheap
shots in, which made me laugh.
So I dig that.
Um, I think Vance is going to destroy him.
That'll be interesting one.
Well, okay.
So did you know when Trump said there's post abortion, it was post abortion.
Yes.
Do you know what one state has post abortion?
I don't fucking pay town.
Give shit.
That'd be Minnesota.
Okay.
It would be where her vice president pick is from.
But yet they said that doesn't exist.
There's a, I was going to, it's another video I was going to show.
We're, we're almost on the edge of being able to post videos.
So I go back, I can cite some of my sources, but yeah, she called a abortion
clinic and she's like, oh, I really need abortion.
I'm, she said, she's like really far along.
I forget it, but it was like way past what most sites would say.
And they're like, Oh yeah, come on in.
We do this and this is how we handle this.
This is what we do.
People, they're, they're killing babies, whether they're in the womb or they're
not in the womb.
Um, again, although, although I don't necessarily have a problem with it cause
I'm for the mindset of you should be able to put your child up to 26.
No, I still believe that.
I mean, seriously, I mean, the kid looks good.
He's cute.
You know, his teeth are coming in like, Oh, he's adorable.
Take pictures of it.
And then he turns into a demon child and then that's shitty adult fucking fucking
abortion, but 25.
I don't give a shit either.
It's just like, be honest, right?
Why are you lying?
Right.
And this one, this like pissed me off about Trump during the debate.
They asked him, would you veto, uh, a, a abortion ban bill?
And he wouldn't fucking answer it.
Well, no, he just fucking come out.
No, no, I thought he answered that.
No, he didn't.
He wouldn't, because even Arizona, when they're going, like he said, it's never
going to happen anyway.
And, and they want to do this.
It's not going to happen.
It doesn't matter.
Dude, just fucking say, you'll veto it.
Yeah.
But, but technically what he did, or if he was the mastermind behind this or
whatever, but what the Supreme Court did, they essentially took it out of the
control of the federal government.
But he has no control over it though.
Yes, he does.
No, out of the states, right?
If Congress passes a law, he has to sign or veto that law.
But this, but it should stay within states, right?
They're better.
No, it should stay there.
But it doesn't matter should or should not.
It's what it is now.
Trump, Trump, the bill is on your desk.
Do you sign it or not?
Leave it as it states right.
I mean, I didn't have to veto.
So then just say, I will.
Yeah, but you can't, you can't say that though.
Well, that's the thing, like grow some balls, dude.
No, it's not growing balls.
It's, it's what they'll do and they'll chop it up and they'll make it look like
he's against abortion.
When he, when Arizona did their abortion ban was no abortion for no reason
whatsoever.
I don't care about rape.
I don't care about it.
And he says, and Trump goes, whoa, that's a bit much guys.
Back that shit down.
So he understands there's a reason for abortion, but it needs to be limited.
But it also needs to be controlled by the state.
If you're going to say it's a state issue, then say, yes, I will veto that.
If it wants to.
No, you can't say that.
He has to say it.
So here's my thing about Harris.
It's beef to not say.
Oh, no, no, I'm waiting.
Okay.
So if this commercial comes out, we'll talk about this.
So the moderators ask Harris.
So over the past few weeks, you flip flopped on some major campaign things.
And it looked weak when she didn't answer.
But she, but hold on.
What was her first words out of her mouth?
I don't even fucking remember.
I would love to answer this question.
Okay.
And then she went on to like grown up with rich parents, but claims she grew up poor.
And then it looked weak.
She never, okay.
So you pay attention, but, but if that sound mic comes out where she's
thinking, I would love to answer that question.
And then that's where it stops.
People are dumb enough to go.
Oh, she answered the question.
She answered the question.
She's, she clearly said right there.
Should I answer the question?
They don't wait for the actual answer.
I don't know.
Trump just fucking answered the question.
Yes, I will veto it.
It belongs to this day.
Dude, no president will ever get elected.
I will veto abortion.
No, try.
Read the, read the room.
You have to read the room.
No, fuck that.
Be principled.
He, he's tried that and they turned it around on him.
Not when abortion he hasn't.
Oh yeah, they have.
They, they, they, the reason in 2022, the major push was abortion.
Um, there's, so, so there's been two leaks out of the Supreme court in its entire history.
Okay.
One in like the early seventies and one like a couple of years ago.
Yeah.
They both were about abortion.
Okay.
They, the only two leaks out of the Supreme court.
It's fine.
So what?
Maybe abortion is a big issue.
I understand, but like, if you're, if you're voting for a candidate based on abortion,
it belongs to the States and all the Republicans agree with me.
People don't understand that.
All the, that's what I used to say.
You don't.
All the Republicans agree with me.
It belongs to the States and I will veto that law.
So a Republican cannot win an election with all Republicans.
A Democrat cannot win our election.
The Democrats, they need the independent voters.
What if he said that?
No, but the only people who would not like him saying that are like these hardcore
Christian wackos in Utah, but he, but they voted for Romney.
So anyway, so just fucking come out and say it.
I will veto that law.
Not hard.
Yeah.
I think the spend was that elect me to Congress and that law will never get to his desk.
Okay.
Unfortunately, you only have to have one vote.
No, I have more than that.
I've got, I've been collecting votes.
I've got feet in the hands.
I've been collecting a lot of votes at the casino.
Please explain.
Well, the poker games, like I talk about this stuff.
Okay.
I've gotten people on the podcast.
I've gotten some confirmed votes.
We're making, we're making moves, baby.
We're growing.
Watch out for us.
Democrats, we're coming for you.
So our last meeting, you see Drew, the guy remember, he lose a lot of weight.
No, he's always been kind of thin.
Oh, really?
He's, he's looked different to me.
Um, and I hope he wins.
I mean, I do, he's not running against you, right?
No.
Okay.
We didn't put anybody in his district.
Okay.
Oh, that's right.
Cause he's the Republican.
They says it's the libertarian, but yeah, he's running as a Republican.
Hmm.
I don't know how that works.
I don't run Paul to the same thing, but whatever.
Um, I mean, the libertarian party in Nevada, we're just a treading camp for the Republican party.
Um, guess who they're never calling up from the miners.
Me?
And me.
Cause I keep calling for shifting.
I'll keep fucking spoiling.
I'm giving a shit.
Well, I'm not, I don't know if, I mean, I don't do, do, does this 3% spoil?
Yes.
Absolutely.
Ah, I don't know about that.
Yeah.
Probably not in my district because it's so heavy Democrat, but you know, you got to do.
Are we heavy Democrat?
Cause I don't, I don't really.
So you've seen the hero signs around town.
Um, I don't, we'll go through neighborhoods.
So like, I can't really give an accurate depiction of anything, but I talked to a lot
of people, especially at the casino and like locals, they, it's not like they're excited
for Harris, but they hate Trump.
You know what I mean?
Like TDS, he is racist.
He's of this, he's of that.
And they, there's going to vote for Harris because she's not Trump.
Really?
Yes.
There's still people out there like that.
Tons of them.
Everywhere.
So do they not grocery shop?
Do they not put guests in their car?
They still care.
Like they're well off because they have some like office jobs.
Yeah.
And then they got gambling money.
They got poker money.
Yeah.
That's a problem, but whatever.
Like they're invested into all this goofy ass shit that like this, their federal reserve
dollars pump up.
So like they're doing well.
I mean, she, I, I believe that, I mean, she's, she's going to further the, further
the agenda coming after our first amendment rights and our second amendment rights.
And yet we're all just like, Oh, happy fucking douchebags.
But they don't care.
I mean, that's how people are.
They just don't care until it comes for them personally.
Oh, it's only those evil people are going to shut down.
They're not going to shut me down.
Yeah.
Because they don't pay attention.
Well, yeah.
Okay.
That's fine.
I don't want to dwell on that.
So, uh, since we are, uh, where are we at here?
We are, uh, uh, an hour 12.
So once you do your thing.
Yep.
Um, so I want to talk about decentralized crypto exchanges, also known as DEXs.
Oh, uh, so what, what's a crypto exchange?
Um, it's what it sounds like basically.
So you've heard of like E trade and, um, what's the other one Robin hood?
Where, where you trade?
Hmm.
Robin, stocks, options, features, all that bullshit.
Uh, so crypto exchanges, you trade crypto.
Okay.
So there's like thousands of different types of crypto.
So you could say one crypto for another.
Yes.
Oh, interesting.
Okay.
Some of them offer like dollars too.
Like you can cut trade.
Yeah.
Um, yeah.
So there's two different fundamental types of crypto exchanges.
Uh, there's a centralized exchange, which is like your E trade or your Robin hood.
Okay.
Where like you log on to some company's website and they manage all the trades and
you go through them and they take a cut and I'll add shit.
Okay.
And then there's decentralized exchanges.
And these are usually an app you run on your own software and you are engaging in
peer to peer connections with other people who also want to trade.
So you are trading directly with the other users.
If there's a fee, it might be for like arbitration or to keep the system running.
Okay.
Sort of like how you pay a fee when you transfer, um, yeah.
And because I'm a Monero guy, I only really like ones that support Monero.
Okay.
And there's only a couple of major ones that do.
So we're going to talk about those.
Um, the biggest one is bisque.
B-I-S-Q.
Okay.
Uh, so bisque is based on Bitcoin.
So everything you do, you need a tiny little bit of Bitcoin to secure the trade.
So, so if you want to, um, say, I want to buy Bitcoin for dollars, uh, you have to
put a little Bitcoin aside as like an escrow.
So if you, if the trade goes bad, right, you get punished by losing your escrow.
And like both parties have to do this.
So there is kind of like a chicken and egg problem of, well, I want Bitcoin, but
I have to get Bitcoin to, but there are, um, it's only like maybe a hundred bucks
that you need.
So like you can talk to a friend, uh, and say, Hey man, can I, can I get to a
hundred dollars worth of Bitcoin and here's some cash?
And then, then you put it on the bisque and then you can start doing your trades
from there.
Uh, so, so bisque, uh, mostly does a fiat to Bitcoin trades, but they also
support pretty much any alternative coin that you want.
Okay.
Monero is one of those.
So, uh, what you can do is just set up your trades.
Uh, you can either be the maker or the taker.
So like the maker would post a trade and it just sits there until someone grabs it.
Okay.
And then the taker will be like, I need Bitcoin now.
So I take the trade.
So, you know, if you're patient, you can get a profit.
Okay.
If you're, if you need it now, you got to pay a fee.
Um, so what you might do is say, well, I'm going to put my Bitcoin up here and
I'm going to try and buy a Monero and I'm going to take this percent profit and
I'm just going to let it go and then I'll check back in a week and then see if it's
there.
Okay.
Um, now the one thing, um, with Bisk is that you do have to manually do all your
own trades.
So if someone takes a trade, you usually have like a 24 hour window for the
crypto to crypto, you have a 24 hour window to finish it off.
The fee out, I believe it's like three, four days because like banks are fucking
assholes, you know what I mean?
Um, and the way Bisk handles trades is it's an offer book system.
Okay.
So, uh, I will post my trade and I will say, I want to make 2% profit and Bisk
will actually, uh, change the price to be 2% above the spot.
Yeah.
Not get that.
And like, you don't have to manually do that and then you should, any
show like that.
So it's a really nice feature that they have.
Um, but one thing because it's based on Bitcoin, uh, Bitcoin fees can spike and
like be $50, $100.
And in like, it gets kind of ridiculous.
Um, but one thing you can do is you can set your trades up when fees are low and
then turn them off.
And then when fees start going high, you turn the trades on.
So you've already paid the low fee.
Right.
Yeah, I got that.
But now your trades are the ones that are there during the high fee periods.
Oh, that's actually smart.
Yeah.
People are likely to buy from you.
Um, it also supports tour.
So, uh, you can do everything, you know, on the dark web.
Oh, cool.
All your traffic is encrypted through tour.
Um, you can self host.
So you can actually be an arbitrator for bisque.
Now you do have to put up like $20,000 to do that.
Um, but like you earn fees as arbitrators.
So if someone has a trade that goes bad, uh, part of the feed to create that trade
goes to the arbitrator to, to work it out and, and they will refund you.
And, um, I've never had a trade.
So some trades have go bad, but I've never had the ref, the arbitrator not pay me out.
Okay.
So like it's a very worthy system because they have to put up that 20 grand.
You can trust that they're not going to fuck you over.
Right.
No, I agree.
Um, so the next one I want to talk about is Havino.
Now Havino is a fork of bisque, which a fork is means like you take the code, you
move it over here and you change a little bit and then you push out your own
products.
Uh, that's how open source works.
Yeah.
Essentially.
So Havino changes, uh, it changes one thing.
So trades are no longer based on Bitcoin.
They're based on Monero.
Okay.
So instead of putting up a little Bitcoin, you put up a little Monero and
everything else is pretty much the same.
So Havino is a nice way to get into Monero with your fiat money.
Okay.
So like bisque would be like, okay, I want to buy Bitcoin and then convert the
Bitcoin to Monero and like there's fees along the way.
Um, but if you already have Bitcoin, then bisque is your guy.
Okay.
But if you, if you just have money, cash, and you want to get Monero, then you
should use Havino.
Okay.
And if you want to earn cash for your Monero, like.
And, and the great thing about, um, needing Monero to fuel your trades is you
can listen to the Canary and the Cage podcast and we'll give you some free
Monero and you can just load it right on to Havino.
We can start it.
Start trading.
First one's free.
Um, the next one I want to talk about is basic swap.
So basic swap is also an offer book.
Um, but there's no centralized, uh, well, that's centralized.
There's no, um, arbitrators.
Okay.
So they use what's called atomic swaps.
And I don't understand how this works.
Fundamentally, it's very math heavy.
But what happens is I put up my crypto, let's say I put up Bitcoin and then you
have Monero and you want to take my trade.
Okay.
You would see my trade in the offer book and you click the button and some kind
of magic happens where we both trade at the same time and it's automatic.
And, and like no cheater can come in and cancel it.
I go, I got your Monero.
You didn't get my Bitcoin.
Now it's like it's an atomic swap.
So if you cancel, mine automatically cancels too.
And you can't fuck me over.
Nice.
Um, what else?
So, uh, they don't do, um, automatic price moving.
So if you say I want 20, if I want a 2% profit, uh, if the price moves, your,
your trade might, you know, lose, lose value or gain value, depending on how the
price moved.
So what they let you do though is because there's no fees because it's all
atomic swaps is you can cancel orders constantly.
So you can put it in order at 2% wait 30 minutes.
And then at the price move, you can cancel that order and put another one in and
stay at that value.
Okay.
And that's kind of what they're doing on like E trade or like high frequency
trade, but it won't do automatically though.
No, well, you can write scripts that will actually monitor your trades and say,
Hey, this trade has gone too far out of my profit zone, cancel it and reenter it.
Yeah.
Okay.
So they have a lot of cool stuff for that.
Now, basic swap, uh, they're kind of beta mode.
Um, it took me a while to get it working properly.
Um, but I did figure out all the things I needed to.
So if you're having trouble coming to chat room, I'll help you out.
Um, it's really cool.
Uh, and again, like it's all, you know, self-hosted, you do it for them yourself.
You don't gotta have any accounts.
You don't have to give your ID to anybody, tell it to anybody, your name.
And then, uh, so basic swap is crypto to crypto only.
So you can't trade dollars.
Okay.
Fair enough.
One thing you gotta know.
And then the last one, um, it's called Sarai.
So it's not actually released yet.
Um, but they're doing what's called a liquidity pool trading system.
So like the first thing I talked about were offer books where everybody puts
their offer in and there's a book of offers and people, you know, take the,
take the offers.
So liquidity pool is I put up two different cryptos and I put them in this
pool together and everybody else in the pool is doing the same thing.
And someone wants to take an offer.
And the pool says, okay, here's the best price.
Take that offer.
And then everybody else's price adjusts as the, the pool, you know, changes.
Okay.
No, I like that.
Okay.
Um, now, like I said, it's not out yet.
So I haven't been able to try it, but as soon as it comes out, I do want to
give it a try and I'll probably, you know, do an update.
Um, but yeah, those, those are the four that I think are best for dealing with Monero.
Good.
Okay.
Yeah.
Bitcoin.
Yeah.
I'm gonna creeped out by that one.
I think the government is getting involved in that too much.
Bitcoin is an easy way to Monero.
That's the value of Bitcoin right now.
And because it's over tour in the dark, you know, the dark web, you're pretty safe
trading on, on bisque.
Um, it's like you want my gold or silver.
Yeah.
Gold is 30,000.
Silver is like what 28, 30.
Yeah.
It hasn't really jumped yet.
It will.
Yeah.
Good.
Don't check all those out.
Uh, come in the chat room with questions and I will help you get set up.
Cool.
Sounds like some good advice.
So what I want to talk about is, I mean, Dave kind of hit on this before is just
navigation.
Now he's done how navigation around the city.
I'm talking more about navigation just in general of where, uh, you might, you
know, whether it be hiking or, I mean, hell, even if you got a bug out and you
got your bug out bag, you got to go at least he kind of, hopefully you kind of
have a plan ahead of time.
Um, but it kind of just gives you some ideas of, of what to do.
So a key to anyone who spends time outdoors, whether hiking, climbing or
biking, of course I'm reading this, um, it's important to know how to get where
you want to go.
Um, there are three main types of navigation, uh, celestial GPS and map,
map and compass.
Um, I'm, I'm kind of particular to the map and compass, even though I can't
fold a map, um, a celestial, I guess is, is kind of good, but you've got, there's
a lot of education involved with that GPS is the dumb way to do it.
But, but GPS may not always be around and you may not have cell phones
signal where you're at.
Well, you need cell phone signal for GPS.
On your phone.
You do if you want to have a map, but you can just get the coordinates without
any, without a phone.
Really?
Yeah.
I've never tried that before.
The coordinates come from, uh, satellites.
Right.
No, I understand that.
And you just have to know what those coordinates mean.
Uh, what those numbers mean.
Oh, you're like, uh, the whole like long thing with the, yeah, that's what I give you a
number you would know where to go.
Uh, not right now.
Immediately, but like, you're working on it.
Okay.
I also recommend that, you know, a satellite phone, uh, to you and your
families and your friends kind of keep that in your go bag and make sure you
keep it charged because that may be at some point, maybe the only way we can
communicate, um, especially after the election when the Haitians take over and
start eating all of when, once we've run out of dogs and cats, they're going to
go back to capitalism.
So America can be prepared, um, either carry salt and pepper with you or carry
a gun with you.
You see yourself or fight them off.
I don't know.
Um, you know, there's ways you can kind of come up on a river and kind of know whether
the river, how the river flows, whether you should go up river, down river, um, for
the next towns, um, you know, in our area, like you got to know, like, like moss grows
on the north side of a tree, um, use the sun, you know, kind of gives you the east
and west and from that you can get your north and south.
So just kind of like be aware of your surroundings, learn how to be aware of
your surroundings and learn how to navigate.
Um, you know, understanding your go bag, you should have a GPS, a map, a compass.
You can have it all.
Um, if it's available, use it.
If it's not, you compass a map will get you where you want to go.
Um, and it's, and it's just about reading the map.
Good luck before.
Not sure the younger generations.
I mean, if I can't fold a map, I'm guessing younger people that can't read a map.
I don't know.
Just my thing.
Um, it's just, it's just important to know, um, you know, if, if shit goes bad in
this country, you got to be able to go red down, red dawn style.
The original, not the remake.
I don't give a fuck about the remake.
You got to be able to get to the mountains or the hills or the woods or I guess
in our case, what the desert, like mead, we just like float like me with a straw.
I'm not sure how we, how we do it here.
But, uh, uh, no, just kind of know what you're going.
We, we're going to Utah and hiding in the woods, the mountains over there.
Um, but yeah, no, it's just kind of know, have a plan, have a plan to, if you have
to bug out, um, have a plan of where to go, have an, an ideal of the, of the
situation of the, of the, the top of topographical, I can't say that word.
Um, makeup of the, of the land you're going to have a map and basically just
have a plan, um, have a good go back.
So I think, uh, that's pretty much where I'm at.
Uh, mine's again, I'm kind of short, but it's, it requires a lot of effort on
you guys to, to go a little bit further down what I'm saying, because, uh, I
don't have the time to get into all this.
So, uh, navigation is important.
And I think you should, uh, learn how to do it, whether you're in a city or
whether you're in the woods.
Um, I think we are done for the night.
Uh, we're an hour and a half.
So good.
Thanks for listening to this one.
And, uh, well, yep, we'll see you next week.
Oh, by the way, um, uh, barbecue is coming up.
It's cut off.
So if you have an RSVP, sorry, fuck off.
You're not getting my, my surprise.
You can come next year, but, um, I will contact all the people that have RSVPed
with all the details and, uh, we'll be good to go next Saturday.
All right.
We'll have a good time and we'll talk about it on the show after the bug,
after the barbecue.
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