Alright, welcome to the Canary The Cage podcast. I'm Ron Morgan, I'm a co-host Dave
Havlicek. We're here to entertain you, educate you and maybe make you laugh, hopefully, and
just talk some shit about everything. So I heard we have a Monero winner. Well, okay,
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a Gay Wedding? Oh, I don't think you can. Well, but that's a great title. And number three,
The Invisible Columbia Student. So I didn't get this one either. So I had to go do some
research. Yeah. And there was a thing where Obama went to Columbia as undergrad. Okay.
And apparently nobody remembers him being there just like Harvard. Huh, weird. So yeah,
I looked at one up to but yeah, those are your three options. You know what though? I think
that's the winner. Would be animated sync. Oh, okay. It's short to that's a good joke.
When you you say something people like wait, what? And then you laugh because it was funny.
Okay, so let me do a last second check of our donations. We had zero before but you know,
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because we're trying to play with you guys. So obviously the DNC is this week. Yep. And I think
my prediction came true has been mostly drama free. Drop. Well, there's no Biden secret last
minute coup. Well, that might happen tonight. Okay, but the protesting outside is has been
mostly contained. Yeah, like, you know, no bombs, no huge riots, no fires. So what you're
saying is fences do work. Apparently, there's no piles out there as well. I saw a video today.
There was a guy, I think he's a local Chicago news guy or radio figure or something. And he
found a Venezuelan dude. And he tried to Chicago. And he tried to get him into the DNC and they
wouldn't let him in. And then he tried to go get like the badge, and they wouldn't give him a
badge. Well, tonight's the night if anything's gonna bad, if anything crazy is gonna happen.
Why is it the last day today? Yeah, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, the drugs gonna speak. Okay,
yes, we're all gonna make this a first word words. Now, four words more than I do. I heard
there's might be another surprise tomorrow, which is that RFK might be dropping out. Right. But so
get back to the
because I do want to I want to touch on this. So there is a surprise visitor tonight, according
to Don Lemon, who has less podcasts than we do. Just throw that out. That's true. Or is it Lamont?
Is it limited? I have no idea. I mean, he is kind of an uppity dude. So he's kind of
fruity, I think he's pretty. Hey, don't say that. A lemon is a fruit. What do you want from me?
So he is saying that George Bush is gonna show up tonight and endorse really Harris. Okay, that
that's bad for her. I would think I mean, what that's that's what I understand. It's like,
have they never figured it out yet? If George Bush goes, I'm against Trump, we're all gonna be like,
yeah, or for Trump, like, dude, did they did they forget that George Bush is like one of the worst
presidents we've had in modern history? Well, I would say that it was his VP Dick Cheney that
did all the bad shit. But he went along for the ride.
I mean, the whole Bush family is fucked. I mean, like, you do have you looked into their family?
Yeah. So Bush senior took over the CIA from the Dulles brothers. No, it's a CIA. We don't talk
about the CIA. After crashing a plane in the Pacific, I believe. Oh, I don't know about that.
Yeah, he was a pilot. I think it was World War Two. I don't remember off hand exactly. But like,
oh, yeah, he got eaten by cannibals. No, no, that was Biden's.., I can't give you a story. And then
Prescott Bush was like one of those banker dudes that helped set up the Federal Reserve. So it's
you got a whole fucking line of these assholes. Yeah, I mean, we're tired of guys. I mean, get real,
we don't like politicians anymore. No, like my slogan for me right for campaign is trying to get
politicians out of politics, not doing a very good job of it, though. Yeah, I haven't seen any
signs for you either. You were just okay. Okay. So a garage sale sign at Home Depot, that's this
size, you get yellow, it's visual. Yeah. Is it's like $1.99. $1.99? Yeah, for a garage sale sign. Okay.
If I want a political sign, yeah, $35. Of course. Well, why why can't you just buy the garage sale
sign? Because my name's not garage sale. Although I could change. Well, yeah, you just flip it around
to the blank side and right and sharpie Ron Morgan for some way district. You probably never saw
Oh, man, I got to find that picture. So two years ago, I wanted to be creative and well, funny. So I
went and bought a piece of plywood. And I painted, you know, Ron Morgan vote Ron Morgan for a Senate
District five, and I left a cut out in the middle for my fat my head. So I stood on this is my biggest
driver's sock. I stood on a street corner with my face in a hole. No, not one person even looked
they were just like, how do I get past this slow person? There's a guy doing 10 miles on the
speed. I don't get around to him. See, that's the signs don't work. Because that was funny, at least
to me. I don't care about anybody else. So so no, I do want to compliment the Democrats and the DNC.
Yeah, because they have realized they made a huge mistake and they are trying to correct it.
Unfortunately, it's just gonna take years to do it. So what they want to do is, well, so they have
a Have you heard of the taco truck at the DNC? I've heard of the vasectomy truck was
the second being abortion, but it looks like a taco truck. Okay, I would actually walk up and
order a taco, right, like a dead baby. I'm not I'm not even a dead baby. I don't know that might
be pretty good. I mean, like it's tender. Okay, maybe that that's wrong. We don't want to go down.
But they've realized that they've corrupted their base. Yeah. So what better way to handle that and
just to kill kill the future babies? Okay, yeah. So yeah, so they want to they want to cut the
balls off all the men who will progress some left, which I'm in favor of. In fact, that is free. It's
even better. Yeah. But you do get a reward for doing that. Oh, yeah. You get a gift certificate
to the Wiener Circle. Ah, Wiener Circle. Now famous in Chicago. Now in Chicago, it's made
out know what the Wiener Circle is, even though there was a TV show on it for like a season or two.
Really? It's a it's a hot dog place. I've about a mile from Wrigley Field. So it's so it's it's
close, but not walkable. And their gimmick is they insult you. Yeah. And they make fun of you.
Now, you have to walk in there and you have to order. Oh, by the way, do not order ketchup on
your hot dog. Yes, no Chicago, they will you will be taken to Indiana and dropped off. But so so you
so you have to present this coupon for free hot dogs saying that I'm a big wuss and I got my balls
cut off. And what can go wrong? Well, no, I used to wish a TV camera was there now. Yeah. That's
what I want to see all these fucking leftist progressive getting vasectomies. Oh, and they
show the truck. It's I mean, they had stirrups for men, stirrups for women. I know you're cutting
off you. Is that like sterile enough to do those kinds of operations? Well, actually,
funny you mentioned that because on the rooms are redacted. I forget her name. The wife of the
redacted guy. Sorry. She's like, Hey, those wheels aren't chalked. They didn't chalk the wheels.
They're doing surgery in a truck. Oh, God, it's somehow bumps it. Yeah, they might make the wrong
cut, which I agree with her. She's right. But it is a leftist Democrat progressive in there. So
who really cares? Yeah. So it wasn't dick. Now it's a pussy. Oh, yeah, yeah, or a version of that. So
I least are trying to correct their mistakes by just getting rid of their future voters. Oh,
my God. Oh, Lordy, what else is going on? Yeah, it was kind of a slow week. So like last week,
you predicted fireworks at the DNC and well, so far, I've been shown right about this. Yeah,
I will see. It's a drama free so far. What do you think something will happen in between the time
we film this and upload it? So we're going to show up at the DNC. Yeah, my good first time. No,
there are protesters. There are some videos out there of protesters who are being arrested and
then being bailed out and back a couple hours later. So there's some weird, weird, weird shit going
on there. But well, yeah, let's talk about our case. So okay, this is interesting. So there's a
rumor going around that RFK might drop out and endorse Trump. I've heard it too. And I'm kind of
mixed feelings on this because on the one part, I want him to stay in and just fuck up the election,
right? Like, maybe make it so that nobody wins. But that would be great. Is he on enough states
actually? I don't know if he's had enough states to win himself, but he could still take enough
electoral votes so that nobody wins. But if he if he well, no, I'll get into that later on tonight.
Because the new Congress, the new House would then pick the president.
Okay, because it wouldn't be the old House. We would be the new house. I'm not sure.
Because the new house takes takes over before I think on January 1st. Yeah, the president takes
over on January 20. Right. So I think the new house would pick it. And we'll touch on that later
on. Although I am pro I am kind of pro this. And the biggest reason why
is the redhead libertarian you've seen her on. Yeah, I don't know who she is, but
some random libertarian post something that's kind of funny. And it's just said,
RFK, well, the CIA did kill my dad and uncle. Yeah. And then is it? Oh, yeah, Trump, would you like
to be their boss? So that's that would be funny to me. I mean, like I like I want to see the chaos.
But on the other hand, I understand that like, it's not my money. I'm not the one
Yeah, losing millions of dollars for this and losing my family and all that shit. So like,
I can understand why he would give up. Well, his speech is going to be I think it's going to be
fiery because interesting. They did him. They did a lot of things. Well, they don't lie. Yeah.
But one of the things was he was trying to get to a court case in Pennsylvania to be on the ballot.
Yeah. And you know, he flies commercially. Okay. His flight was canceled.
See, like, and they pulled shit here to Nevada, where so as an independent, he had to get signatures.
And he got the signatures, has his paperwork in or no, let's go back to before. So he's at the
office physically, or maybe his his where his assistants are. Yeah. And they are talking to
the Secretary of State and getting all the rules. Right. So I need this many signatures. It needs
to be, you know, validated this way, I need this requirement, blah, blah, blah, blah. So he gets
all the signatures, hands them in. And they say, Oh, you haven't selected a Vice President. You
have to do that. And he says, Well, this is not what you told me, you said I don't have to do it.
So, so like he ended up suing the Nevada Secretary of State and he won, but he still had to go get
the signatures again after having selected as Vice President, which he did. Yeah. You know,
how much money does that cause? I don't know. Well, it's very possible. I'm actually on that
on one of those because I did sign up for him. Yeah, I nobody passed me that. Well, no, I was at
he would area 15. Okay. And I had to be at area 15 for a different reason. I'm like, well, yeah,
I'll listen to him. And I mean, he is he is a good guy. I like I wouldn't vote for him because it was,
well, anti gun. And now in the sixties, pro gun, I you don't you don't have an epiphany at 63 and go,
Oh, yeah, I'm pro gun. So let me let me explain to you what they try to do to me.
And I'm running for Congress as a libertarian. And I go to the so they tell us in an email,
okay, you have to go to this office in between these dates. Right. So I go I'm like an anal
retentive of person. I always go early. So I go the first date available. And I go to the office.
And they're inside there like, Oh, no, you don't come to this office, you go to the other office.
And I'm like, Well, but the email you sent me says to go to this office. So I'm like waiting
there for like half an hour for them to confirm and talk who the fuck knows what they're doing.
So like, no, no, you have to go to this other office. Okay, so I go to the other office.
And there's a sign saying the office is closed. But like there's a bunch of cars parked and like
people walking around. So I don't necessarily trust signs, right? Like I want to see my
from my side. I am anti sign sign signs, everywhere the signs fucking up the scenery.
I love that song. Okay. So I go up to the building. And it's open. Even though the signs are closed.
So I open it and I talk to security guard. And he's like, Hey, man, the building's closed.
And I say, Hey, well, I'm registering to run as a libertarian. And they told me I have to come to
this building. And like, Oh, you're registering to run, you can go ahead in. So if I don't tell him
the sneaky bastard, I would have thought Oh, the building's closed. Sorry. Right. So then I finally
get in. And then I do all my filing fee and paperwork and I bullshit and it goes through.
But like, think about if you're a young 25 year old or whatever the limit for Congress is
right or trying to follow the rules. Yeah, you don't know any better, right? You're going to go
away. And then you just don't get on the ballot. And especially so if you're not an anal
retentive guy like me, and you wait to the last day, right? Yeah, you can't come back. Sorry,
you missed a deadline. Oh, not our fault is your fault. Yeah, right? Like this is what they do to us.
Yeah, well, no, we can't primary here in Nevada, which sucks, because I mean, you think that,
oh, you can't primary, but that's a great time to advertise and to get our names out there.
Right. And we can't even do that. So they want to keep us down. Vote for the man, the libertarian.
Yeah. We're like less than 1% this year. We have a very, very shitty presidential candidate.
Well, what can we do next four years from now? We'll see what we can do.
And they'll scam us again. And they'll get worse. It's not gonna be that simple. If, well, I'm not
going to go further, but okay, it's not gonna be a simple. Just have me that also fucking punch
up. Get your ass over next time. Maybe I will. I didn't realize they were going to scam us this time.
So, um, that's RFK. What else is going on? You asked about last week, the Social Security Database
League. Yep. So I was able to do some research on this. It is real. But it's not everyone. Oh,
and I couldn't figure out the pattern. So it seems to be mostly older people.
Um, there's a lot. So there's addresses in there and it's like address history. But it's only up to
a certain point. And I found that there were like fake birthdays and fake socials in there.
So wherever that data source got their data, people are giving fake info. So I often do this on some
websites when they go to hey, what's your birthday? Fuck you, I'd make something up, right? Well,
that's weird because I was getting emails today addressed to my wife. Yeah. And they use a really,
really, really old address. Okay, like 10 years ago. So it could have they could have she may
been compromised. Yeah. So, um, you know, check your credit scores, check your bank statements and
everything and just make sure no one's identity thieving you trash all the credits because
let's start over because your info is very likely out there. Everybody if you're American, if you
hackers want to do it, delete all the security information and the IRS stuff. And then we all
start over the 750 credit score. I might actually get a loan again. Maybe go buy a new car. I just
know you could buy a credit, a good credit score for like about a three to six month window.
What? So doesn't make any sense. No, no, there's a scale. It's a scale. You hire this company or
multiple companies. Yeah. And they will go after trans union and whatever the the credit rating
company mystery of them. And they will they will they have a way to make them check everything
your credit. But in the interim, it has to be removed from your credit. So for a for a three to
six month window, you actually have a really good credit score into all the people you owe money to
you go, no, that fucker sells me money. And then your credit source is going down. Weird. So if you
plan it right, I'm just saying, pay the right amount of money you're going to credit score.
Oh, and so we had a discussion about this after the show. I used to work for a payday loan company.
And that we know we change your mind on this. Do you remember? I changed my mind.
Okay, so you had a you had a very you had a valid point. So okay, so regardless of whatever
your opinion on that is, payday lenders do check your social security number. And they check your
name and your birthday and all that fun stuff. Right. So if you got your hands on this database,
you could take out a bunch of payday loans under other people's names. Oh, and then just never
pay them back. Because payday lenders have no recourse. For if you don't know, I'm not saying
don't don't do this. This is very illegal. We do not recommend doing illegal things on the canary
in the cage. But with the economy is bad. But if you did that, it would be pretty fucking funny.
I'm just saying it would be funny. Yeah, no, that would be funny. It's gonna be funny if the fucking
people I hacked the IRS and delete, delete, delete, delete. Just like you get that little bird
over sent to you is delete, delete, delete. Jesus, the IRS sucks. Oh my God. So we have very, very
real take actions to protect yourself. It's getting crazy out there. Dark web. You know what to do.
No, I mean, yeah. So get back to the Harris camp. And this guy I want to talk about tonight.
Well, let's start with her. The Doritos commercial. I didn't watch the full thing, but I saw the whole
gist of it. And yeah, like they faked it. They were they kicked everybody out of the store. Yeah,
well, he always do that, right? Well, no, Trump doesn't. That's not a bitch. We're walking to a
fucking Chick-fil-A. And we like, Hey, I'm Trump. Hug me. I don't buy that because I'm pretty sure
that they like pat people down ahead of time. No, no, it's been verified that Trump won't
work. He'll the senior service will take your shots at him. Fucking idiot. What are you doing?
So there's a guy in Arizona that was trying to kill him. Yeah. And I was just the rate of like,
his name is Ronald. I'm like, no, no, no, something. I don't need somebody with the same name. Yeah.
Fucking trying to kill Trump. Because that's not who I would. I wouldn't actually try like Trump.
So I think I'll stop talking there. The next thing they might give me a visit from the
secret service. So the yeah, the Doritos commercial. I'm a secret service protection.
No. Also, I wouldn't get a sick. Okay. I am not threatening Chase Oliver. He's a basic bitch. He's
going to lose. He's going to get less than 1%. He's not even a tick on the radar. No, but it is creepy
to like film commercials as if you're an actor, you know, and we're going to take cut cut. We
got to do a different day. No, if you could act, it would come off pretty good. They can't
act. Sure. But why are you doing this anyway? That's creepy. It's weird. You're running for
office. Like it's you're not a fucking actor. I think they're using that to appeal to the younger
generation is like, I may be 59. Are they are they going to fall in for that? I hope not.
Like who falls for that? She's like, I eat Doritos like you do. And you're like, Oh my god, I eat
Doritos. I got to vote for that woman. What do you drink bottles and bottles of wine every night?
That's not a good combo, is it? No. But wait, so here's the thing. I can she win?
Of course, she has the cheating regime. Okay. So yes. But let's say cheating out of this for a
second. Can she win? Of course. Have you talked to people? They're fucking stupid. No, no, no, no,
people are not following this bullshit. People are actually waking up. And it's actually a pleasure
for me to see some signs that I'm seeing. But if she would have picked a moderate VP pick,
you know, or somebody really strong moderate VP, I'd go, Okay, she's gonna, she's gonna leave
another VP and she's gonna be able to pull this off. She picked the biggest fucking whack job goofy
hands. Whoo. But it's not mattering like it just like the polls are not accurate.
Their base is just nuts. I like, I mean, they are walking to a taco truck for a vasectomy and
an abortion. Yeah, they're nuts. And there's just that many people. There's that many of them. But
it's not I mean, you look at her, you look at any rally she has, it's all about the rally. Like it
doesn't matter that they like her. It matters that they hate Trump. I vote they're voting against
Trump. There is a video I wish I could show you. I didn't bother posting on the acts I should have.
It's some white dude in a Rastafarian hat. And he's like, No, this is the first black woman we're
gonna elect for president. This is great. Luckily, you know, luckily for me, my wife picked a black
boyfriend to have. Dude, that might be fake. I think a lot of people fake this stuff probably was.
But I don't care because it was funny. Because I mean, he had the whole thing. It's like the
U-Haul picture in front of the White House. I'm sure that was fake. But I don't care because it
brought comic relief is Joe Biden moving out. Does he even know he's moving out?
I mean, you know, they need somewhere to put all that cocaine.
I don't think a U-Haul is gonna carry that. Well, U-Haul doesn't ask.
No, but there's not enough space in the U-Haul for the cocaine. Yeah, you got to get the 18
Wheeler. So you think honors got like, oh, yeah, piles of cocaine in there. No, so with, I don't
believe a Harris and walls have an even a fighting chance. I'm walking on this road, walk down with
me. We don't have to hold hands. We just walk with me. So they're both very cringe. She can't speak
on her own for shit. And it proved that every once in a while, you'll catch her speaking off the
cuff. It's bad. So I mean, I'm sure the Democrats want her to win, but I think they know she can't
win. So I think they have a plan B in effect. Well, what would that be? They're going to cheat on
the congressional seats. So any congressional people get monitors there, get the phone numbers
all yours be ready because this is what they did in 2022. I'm telling you the red wave would have
happened but they cheated because again, New York, California, Oregon gave the house there because
all they have to do well, there is there is one speculation out there that they just won't certify
the election, which that would kick off. Yeah, shit here. Yeah. So so I'm sure that that'll go
through smooth. But if they can control Congress, those impeach them impeach fans. I mean, President
Hakeem Jeffery. I mean, is this not is this so absurd? I mean, like, it's just, I don't see a world
where they have the ability to do that, but also not cheat the presidency, right? They can do one,
they can do both. Well, no, because okay, so so President Trump in 2020 was the first president
to be running for reelection, who actually went up in votes and still lost. Okay, so he went over
like 68 million to 73 million. Yeah. And that was the 2020 Trump right the 2024 Trump, this dude's
fucking on it. He's, he's smarter. He's more savvy matter. And if the black community goes to Trump,
like it's looking like they're going to do they could say they could come out and say, Oh, the
Trump won the black vote first time since Lincoln, whoever the fuck it was. But Trump still lost.
But you would all take it. So hold on. You'll accept it. So that puts him above 80 million votes.
But you would still accept it. And that means Harris have to get above 90 to 100 million votes.
Okay. Are we really going to accept that? Yes. Yeah, we are a bunch of pluses. Nobody gives a
fuck like they don't even they can't do the math to even realize that there's not that many voters.
No, there is there's what 160 million voters. I don't know the exact number because
that would put more than voters. Because we have 300 million people in this country.
330. You have to factor in the under 18. You got to fact in some states the incarcerated,
right? And in other states incarcerated in the fall in so but yeah, so it was a 200 million.
Okay. I think, yeah, I don't think the debate is going to put a number out there that's bigger
than the number of people and nobody will care. Well, because the media may be like, yeah, that's
that's that's that's about right. Yeah, they wouldn't care. Nobody would care. Everyone would just
go about their days as if nothing ever happened. Oh, I mean, it's like Venezuela, right? They all
know Maduro cheated. And they just keep on keeping on. Like, did you see the straight line in the
Venezuela? Yeah, just like Joe Biden. Right. So speaking of Venezuela, have you heard of Aurora
Colorado? Yeah.
That wasn't that where they had the big shooting for the Batman movie?
Yeah, big walkie. Yeah. So the redheaded little freak dude did shoot up the movie theater for
Batman. But then a couple of weeks ago, they had that big protest. Because the wrong dude won
a Venezuela so they started shooting guns off like a traffic. Oh, but actually in Aurora,
Colorado, Colorado, you're right. Because that's exactly where I would go if I wouldn't protest
about it in Venezuela. Now the Venezuelan gangs have taken over two apartment buildings.
Nice. Same. We got to watch off these immigrants, guys. I'm sorry, illegals. I missed smoke. I got
a little frog in my throat either illegals. I don't know, I bet they're doing a better job than the
local government. Well, yeah, they got Polaris, Polis for governor. Jesus, he's useless.
You know, Colorado was a solid red state until the Californians kind of infected them. Yeah.
That was the first wave of Californians that left. Well, you still got the TABOR at least.
Who's that? The taxpayer bill of rights. No, Colorado does that's the real cool stuff like
that. Colorado does because there was a we had a surplus when I lived there and it was because
of the marijuana sales. Yeah, because we made it a billion dollars in taxes. Oh, wait, what? Who said
that? A billion dollars in taxes on weed. Why is it not legal everywhere? I don't know.
Huh, weird. I bet Colorado is helping keeping it. Well, no, I told this story before the governor,
the mayor of Denver, like, no, no, you don't want to legalize weed. It's been a problem. Yeah. A
billion dollars in taxes. So they had to get that back to the Coloradoans because that's how the
law set up there. And Colorado is being who Colorado, Colorado and Zara like, we trust you.
Do good with the money. Terrible decision. That was like seven years ago. I think now they've
been like, give us our fucking money. We don't trust you guys anymore. No, I think every state
should have a taxpayer bill of rights. So I do dig that. So that the way it works is if the
government wants to raise taxes, it has to pass a referendum, essentially, right? Now here in Nevada,
we have no state income tax at all. But we do have a sales tax. And they don't really raise it. But
you know, it would still be nice to be able to vote on that. Do you think we actually have some
control over our government here? Weird. Well, they're so far, they're keeping themselves in
line for some reason. I'm getting very wealthy. I not send that to myself. Okay, so I have a
topic I want to bring up. So we actually had a we had a question come in from a simplex user
called captivating virtuosity. That's just his name on the okay. And so last week, I made a snarky
comment that you can have all my monero if you name a government program that actually worked.
And any responses to that? Well, that's what I'm talking about. He he I don't know if he's sorry,
sorry if I misgender you, sir, madam, whatever. So he asked, what about the new deal from the,
you know, 30s and 40s, the FDR is new deal. And I said, well, that's actually a big pile of shit.
And we're actually still seeing the negative effects of that today. So I kind of wanted to just
give a more detailed answer to him. Go have at it. So yeah, let's see here. Oh my god.
Yeah. So even like, left leaning economists these days have started recognizing that the new deal
actually made the great depression worse. Okay, even like Paul Krugman or
what's a good name like Larry Summers like all these sort of left leaning guys, like all of them
will say, yeah, the new deal didn't really work. So if you look at like unemployment stats,
unemployment was above 15% the entire time. So if unemployment is 15%, and you have a new deal,
and it's still above 15% for the next 10 years, it didn't work. Sorry, didn't work new deal sucked.
Real GDP per capita fell the entire time. So if you're looking at GDP per capita, adjusted for
inflation, those numbers fell, which means people are getting poorer on average. So again, the new
deal is not helping them. Let's talk about some of the policies that FDR actually implemented.
One of the things he did was he paid farmers to not farm land. We still do that now. We still do
that today. That policy still in effect. So for example, like if you grow corn, and you have 100
acres, they would say, we'll pay you to keep 10 acres fallow. And the reason was to keep the
corn prices high, right? Because they thought that if the corn prices fell, then the depression would
get worse, which it's, they're fucking stupid, food getting cheaper. Yeah, I don't press is going
to get worse. It doesn't make sense. Yeah, they tried to coerce businesses into keeping all the
prices high, or not rather not dropping their prices. And again, it just made things worse. It
made it last longer, deeper. So they raised taxes to absurd rates. The top bracket was over 90%.
Oh, Lord, yeah, I mean, I think only one guy ever paid that much, which was John Rockefeller,
because nobody else made that much on the top bracket. But the bracket like he introduced
like 20 brackets. And they all had higher it was fucking absurd. I mean, if you look at the tax
rates, ridiculous, man. So they mandated price controls on a lot of things like sugar, meat,
all sorts of things. And that workout, it didn't do very well. So here's the second same thing.
Yes, he is. Oh, we are probably not going to work this time either. They also had wage caps. So you
couldn't hire somebody for more than a given amount. And so a clever way that companies got
around this is they started offering healthcare programs, right? So they would say, okay, you'll
get the wage, but we can't pay you more legally, but we'll pay for your healthcare. And that's a
separate thing. It doesn't violate the law. So this is actually how healthcare got tied to employment
in America. Like everybody says, why doesn't make any sense? Why does my healthcare? Well, that's
why because FDR did these wage caps, and it kind of just went along, you know, the momentum just
kept going. So again, this is something we still see as a problem today. He mandated lower interest
rates, you know, with banks and the Federal Reserve, which essentially causes inflation,
right? Right, because lower interest rates means you're loading money out that you wouldn't have
loaned out otherwise. Yeah. And then that creates more money in the system. So that causes inflation.
He introduced the FDIC, which great, the FDIC is an insurance scheme. Yeah. On on savings accounts.
Yeah. So if you open a savings account with, I believe now it's less than $250,000.
It's 250. Yeah. Back then it was probably $10,000 or something.
And that bank goes under the government guarantees you up to $250,000 of your bank money.
So a lot of people think, Oh, well, what's wrong with that, right? Like, you don't lose your money
if the bank goes under. But it actually encourages banks to do more risky lending.
Right, because of the bank knows, well, Ron's money is safe. He's got the FDIC. I can loan money
to Venezuela to have a socialist dictator, right? What's what could go wrong? Right. And stuff like
that is what led to the housing crisis in 2008. The savings and loan crisis of 87. You know, it just
causes these bubbles, you speculative bubbles that eventually pop and then broke anyway. Well,
you know that bank that that collapsed six months ago in the Bay Area? A lot of silicon. Yeah.
Silicon Bank. Silicon Bank. Yeah. They a lot more than $250,000. Yeah. And guess what? That's
good. Biden stepped in and nope, Biden stepped in. Oh, God. It's all insured. Yeah. See, like,
that's the thing. And then you also like, you set up the precedent where, well, if no one can lose
their money, well, I have a million dollars, I don't want to lose my money. And then I do disagree
with only 250 being insured. Which would be nothing. No, no, if I if I put money in the bank,
or let's say it should all be insured. No, no, no, it should be insured by the bank,
by the private bank. FDIC is so nice. So like, if the banks are saying, okay, normally, Ron,
we would give you 5% interest, but you want this insurance. So we're all going to give you 4%.
That's fair enough. And then like, you might accept that deal, because we say, well, if they go
under, then I get my money back, right? And then that would be all self-rated by the private
market. And then, you know, you wouldn't have this system-wide blow up bullshit.
Well, that could have happened in Colorado, because although the dispensaries had, well,
let's just call it a billion dollars in taxes, they were making furniture out of tax cash.
And I'm not kidding. That's what they were doing for effect and anything else,
but they couldn't put the money in the banks. So I think it was a lady, she started a credit
union in Colorado, and she kept it, and she had a privately insured. So they were insured for
their full funds and not just an arbitrary amount. But they're paying for that, essentially,
lower interest rates. So they cared. A billion dollars in taxes. Is how much in sales? I don't know.
So they also created the SEC during the New Deal, which the SEC regulates assets, commodities,
and all that kind of stuff. So price fixing and price. Yeah, stock market. And these guys are
a bunch of fucking clowns, right? The regulations they make, like these are the guys that got D's
in economic school and business school. And they're trying to regulate the people that got A's,
right? They're always way behind. They don't know what the fuck they're doing or talking about.
And like, again, like think about 2008, right? Everyone says,
all the markets were out of control and agreed and blah, blah, okay, let's pretend you believe
that. Well, where was the SEC? Why weren't they doing their jobs? Right? Yeah. You know,
they didn't do shit. And they were warned multiple times. They were warned about Bernie
Madoff, for example. There's a book I read. Fuck. I can't remember the name. I'll post it on the website.
But it was a story of Bernie Madoff's Ponzi scheme. Okay. And this guy had detected it
like 10 years before. Oh, and he was writing letters to the SEC like, dude, this guy's fake.
It's a Ponzi scheme. You need to investigate this. And they just ignored it. They didn't let it go on
until it blew up. And government agency. Yep. There you go. So yeah. So here's a good one.
Private ownership of gold was banned. Yeah, I've heard about that. Yeah. So FDR issued an order,
I believe in 1934, saying you have to bring in your gold is illegal for citizens to have gold.
And we'll pay you because legally they have to pay you if they confiscate. And gold was valued
in about 20 bucks per ounce at the time. So people who were stupid, brought their gold in,
they got 20 bucks of paper dollars. And then the next day, FDR says, okay, gold is not worth $35.
So like he increased the federal government's war chest by what, like 50% essentially overnight.
Yeah. Despite making bullshit up and telling you that you can't own gold, which is real money.
So there's some gold you can still own. Yeah, well, you were allowed to have jewelry, gold and
industrial coins. No, not back then. Oh, no, really? There was no coins, no bullion. Oh,
they coined they got rid of the coins and bullion rule a while back. I think in the 70s.
But yeah, so that I mean, that's a horrible thing. It's interesting about that, right?
Like, how that helped the depression? Right? It wouldn't. It didn't. Social security was created
during the New Deal. So you know, the whole idea was, oh, we mom and pop aren't saving for
retirements. So we need to take money out of your paycheck. And by the way, he coerced employers
doing this for you so that because back then when you did your taxes, you did your taxes, right?
And they it was basically the honor system, because they had no way to verify it really.
But yes, with social security, they started coming up with the employer withholding. Yeah. So now,
instead of paying you what I owe you, I pay you less than that and then give some to the
Social Security Administration. Social security is another big Ponzi scheme. No, yeah, I actually
have a problem with social security, because I just found this out like two weeks ago. If my
wife were to pass away and I get her pension, yeah, that could affect my social security.
Probably. Yeah. But that's my money. It's not your money. It's money. They took out my paycheck,
but it's not your money. It was never your money. It's a Ponzi scheme. Why do we trust the government
to? Yeah, if you look at the way social security works, it's literally a Ponzi scheme, right? I
pay in now and that money goes directly to old people that are on retirement now. And then when
I get old and retire, assuming that the fund will be there, which it probably won't be,
the kids working that day will be paying my money. Yeah, Ponzi scheme. But the one thing I
don't understand, wages are higher than they ever been before. And we have a larger workforce now
than we have in the past. Well, larger raw numbers, yes, but not necessarily per capita or per
productivity. I don't know. I'd much rather would invest in my own security. Yeah, let people do
their own retirement. And you know, if you fuck up, well, get charity or suck up sleeping a ditch,
you know, like it's not my problem. It's America. That's what we do. So yeah, that's a bunch of
policies that came out that were disastrous during the New Deal summer. So with us today,
like social security and the farming bullshit. Some were struck down by the Supreme Court at the time,
who said, you can't do this fucking psycho. And and so FDR threatened to pack the court.
Really back then? Yes. That was the whole origin. So there's a phrase you might have heard
called a stitch in time saves nine. So the nine is the nine Supreme Court members. Oh,
and the stitch that saved them was them coming around after our because they were saying they
were struck down his rules and his policies. Oh, if you don't stop doing this, I'm going to
pack the courts. That's actually educated. So suddenly they had a change of heart, and they
started approving like they approve the Social Security and the Farm Act and all that bullshit.
So the last thing I want you to do is actually, this is this is a great exercise for everybody.
Go look up the Great Depression of 1920. Okay, you've never heard of it, right?
Wait, the Great Depression of 1920.
I've heard of one that happened during that time. No, no, you've heard of the Great Depression of
1929. Okay. But the Great Depression of 1920. Almost nobody's ever heard of. You don't get in
any classroom. Most history books will never touch it. It's just something that never happened. Okay.
But it but it's real. So in 1920, there was a huge stock market crash. It was worse than the one
in 1929. Okay. GDP fell faster than 1929. Unemployment went higher than 1929. But the
but there's a reason you've never heard of this depression is because the government did nothing
and it fixed itself in about 18 months. So so that means it's also 1929 we had a huge
what so we get my number straight in my head. In 1920, we were in the depression.
That was the start. Yes, October, October, Black Monday, and we came out of it in the early 30s.
No, 40s. There's a 46 I believe. I thought we I thought we so I've always been under the impression
that prohibition the ban of prohibition or the canceling of prohibition actually got us out of the
Great Depression. No, it caused a slight turnaround but then it went worse again.
Oh, I didn't know that. And we didn't get back out until after World War II.
And essentially what happened there was a lot of people say, oh, the war spending
stipulates an economy. And that's what got us back on track. We know that's bullshit. What happened
was, we won the war. And we were the only people that won the war. So like there was the allies
and the Axis, right? But Britain was bombed to shit. France was bombed to shit. Germany was
bombed to shit. Everybody was fucking bombed to shit. And we weren't. So we were really the only
winners of World War II. And we basically had leverage over every other country in Europe.
And that's where the Bretton Woods deal came where we took all their gold, right?
Gee, I wonder if that would stimulate the economy getting a bunch of gold, right? Oh,
and everybody had a turn to us for manufacturing goods and services, because again, all their
shit was bombed. They had nothing. They had to rebuild from scratch. So anything they wanted,
like steel, we had to make it. Interesting. Okay, that I did not know. Essentially, that's what
got so the removal of all the price controls and the wage caps and all the after the wartime
bullshit, the removal of that combined with us being the only source of goods. That's what got us
out of the Depression. Interesting. But yeah, if you go read about the Depression of 1920,
it modern economists have no explanation because the government did nothing and the problem fixed
itself. And the economists who are Keynesians or modern monetary theorists, well, that's impossible.
That can't happen, according to the theories. And yet it did happen. Right. So they just ignore it.
They don't tell you about it. So government getting out of the way is a good thing. And the funny
thing is during 1920, you know, the president was? No, Woodrow Wilson. Okay. And he was possibly the
most interventionist president that we've had, maybe behind FDR. Like this guy was a huge progressive,
wanted to micromanage every little thing. But the economic theories to manage depressions didn't
exist yet. Because I think Keynes wrote, and I believe in the late 20s or early 30s. So there
was no Keynesian economics yet. So the only economics what Wilson knew about was why let the
economy work. I don't know. I'm just Woodrow Wilson. I'm just a Princeton academic. So yeah, Woodrow
Wilson did nothing, which is kind of shocking. And Harding took over so Harding was elected in
November 1920. And he took over in January. And Harding actually wanted to intervene in the markets.
So they came up with this plan of all these policies, which were similar to New Deal. And
like, we're going to do these policies and fix the depression. And by the time they came out with
these policies, the depression was fixed on its own. So there was nothing to do. So go read the
Great Depression of 1920. And that's how you know the New Deal is bullshit. Oh, nice. Okay. So there's
a little educational segment for you. Yeah. And that was entertaining and educational. So that guy
does not win anything because it was not a good government. Sorry, buddy. So look at the government
program that actually was good. Where are we at here? Let me see. So that's all my shit. Huh? That's
all my shit. What is this unrealized capital gains? Oh, okay. So what the fuck? Yeah, for people that
don't know what that means. Let's say you buy a stock at $100. And at the end of the year, the
stock goes to 150. But you still have the stock, right? The government says you owe taxes on that
$50. But you don't have $50. You have a stock that's worth $150. And then the next year when it
crashes, you'll get the no, you get nothing. You'll get nothing back. No, no, no. But so that here's
the fucked up thing. If all you have is a is a stock worth $150 and you owe taxes on $50 of income,
where are you gonna get that $50? Yeah. Well, where are you gonna get it? No, you're not. Well,
you can. There's one way. Sell your stock. Sell the stock. What happens when everyone sells their
stocks? Oh, Lord, the price goes down. This is going to cause a fucking market crash. Other
countries have tried this, I believe Sweden tried it. France, I think tried it. It never fucking
works. What is wrong with these people? Who knows? Because even they're now saying Harris's housing
plan is a rip off of Trudeau. So now she only still has Trump, she's still stuff from Trudeau now.
Well, what a show. She got nothing else. The other thing I want to talk about about this
capital gains shit. So they're saying, Oh, it's only gonna be on rich people. Why are you mad?
Right? It's only on 100 million. I own a house. Well, no, it's a 100 million net worth or higher.
No, I okay. So the chart that I saw, it had yearly income and then it had a breakdown of
percentages. And I believe I was in there. And I don't make income tax. No, but they were saying
on the property tax or but they were they were trying to explain this because it's a fucked up
thing. Well, I thought my house would be no no no. The proposal they're coming out with
says that these capital these unrealized gains taxes will only apply if you have 100 million
or more. I mean, I'm close. Oh, okay. But you want to know a funny story, another history
history lesson? Sure. Why not? When they came out with the income tax in 1913. They said the same thing.
They said it's only going to apply to the 1% rich second apply to you regular guy. Oh,
that's cool. Yeah. So you should vote for it. But I pay income tax. Technically, I guess in
Nevada, we don't but no, but you know, yeah. So again, like they said, oh, it's only going to apply
to the top people. So why are you mad? Why are you against this? Well, but they send about income
tax and now we all pay income tax. So a bunch of greedy bastards leave it back then. Do you really
think they're not going to do this to us in 50 years? Of course they will. They're going to fucking
tax everything they can do. They'll have a spending problem. If Harris gets elected,
they'll be done in four. No, I mean, the other thing is the Supreme Court will absolutely rule
this on constitution constitutional. You cannot justify well tax and then they pack the court
with the Democrats. I think the system breaks down before they can collect. It just won't,
it won't survive that. Okay. Well, hopefully that's true because that's that's that's government
going out of control. And I believe that's what the second amendment is for. Yep. So let's talk
about the jobs report. Okay, about this. I heard about the revisions to the jobs report.
800,000 jobs. Yeah. So funny thing, like every month, they come out with a jobs report, which says
how many jobs were lost or created in the previous month, right? And like it's all just a model. It's
a mathematical model. They're not counting jobs. They're just literally making it up out of a math
equation. Right. And then every month when they do this, they go back to previous months and revise
them. Right. And I'm doing air quotes. So the front page is the the jobs report that was put out.
Yeah. And the revision is on the last page in the lower left hand corner. Yes. Okay. And if you go
look at the revisions, we've basically lost jobs. Because they always revised down. Now,
you would think if it's a if it's a good economic function, then the revisions would be 50 50
up or down, right? Right. Because you'd be you know, sometimes you guess right, sometimes you
guess wrong. But they revise it down, I believe 20 out of 21. Yeah. So now, how can you tell me that
this is a good mathematical equation? So the only thing that's kept us out of what they call a
recession was the jobs. Yeah, but the jobs have been resized down. So so that we must have been
already had two quarters of negative gain, right. And that is a traditional way of putting us in
a recession. Yes. But yet the job market is strong. Yes. And yet we've been lying about the job market.
The other funny thing, like, so Kamala Harris is telling us that we need to elect her to fix the
economy. But also, it's the strongest economy we've ever had. But we need to elect her to fix it.
Well, I don't say this service kind of over had but the day to day living of the people is it's
well, yeah, well, she acknowledges that grocery prices have gone up. But it's the strongest economy
we've ever had. And then and she's to thank for that. But we need to elect her to fix the problems
of her economy. But my question is the strongest economy. Is she a viewer on our show? Maybe.
No, we had this conversation. I said grocery is a price calendar. You said they're not. Yeah. And I
said they are. And you said you heard it here first. Kamala Harris agrees with Ron. So now you
guys can take that however you want. He agrees with Kamala. I don't. So if she is taking my advice,
maybe I'll give her some more advice. Okay. Drink lots and lots of wine tonight,
which you're already going to I get it. And you'll be slurring away through the thing and
bring that cackle back. Because I really missed that because yeah, we need cackle. I'm like,
oh, she's like, I cackle and she cackles. Oh, we cackle together. So I want to be your friend now
because we cackle. And we get drunk and say stupid shit. So maybe her and I can become friends.
But I want that wall guy hanging around. He's creepy. Yeah, my dog or something.
He's a weird dude. But weird. The weird thing is that he's a gross dude. That's what he is. He's gross.
What else can we talk about? Little notes I got over here. So no, Trump. So actually,
I did want to bring this up. So Trump has changed. He is he's getting more savvy. Okay, he's realized
that his first term, he was abused. He was taken advantage of. And he did a good job. So I'm not
putting down for that. But no, I mean, overall dude, my big account was was fatter. My groceries are
cheaper. My gas was cheaper. Interest rates were cheaper. I like that life. But like he said now,
he's refusing to sit in on the classified debriefings. Because no, no, because he's afraid that they'll
say he leaked something. Or you know, so he's actually being he's he I think he's understanding
how corrupt, yeah, and disgusting our government actually is. Yeah. And he's actually playing smart.
Instead of just going up there being a blowhard, you know, just shouting down people, which I kind
of dug that till yeah, but but you gotta know when to deploy it. Right. So so I there is some
signs of a good future for him. If you know, interesting, you can get past the cheating. Well,
if he puts RFK in charge of the CIA, that that will be I mean, okay, I like the idea on paper,
but just disband them. We don't need to see you. Right. No, no, no, I agree. We don't. But if you
can be charged because I believe Harris is already trying to release her cabinet picks.
Oh, it was Holder. Oh, yeah, yeah. And right. Oh, yeah, Roahm Emmanuel. He was he was always good.
Oh, Lordy. Um,
sweet lordy. So not only did we lose 818,000 jobs, we also lost over 300,000 children.
What? The migrant children. There's there's over there's over 300,000 missing.
Missing where like, that's a very good question. Where the hell you lose 300,000 children? Well,
you hold an auction. But wait, where are these options? I mean, it could be anything from
sex trafficking. I mean, like, how, how, okay, how big of a house, small of a building do you need
to fit 300,000 children? Like, what does that look like? Well, it's not what it's not like
they all went to one place. Like I'm saying, but is that a Walmart? I'm seeing that it's not that
big for 300,000 kids. I don't know about that. I don't think 300,000 would fit there. No, no,
I said it's not big enough for that. Well, yeah. So they had to hold the auction and they put them
in lots of my 10. That's, I mean, that's a lot of people to keep quiet. Like it's just kids. No,
but the people that are buying and selling, you know, I actually, I don't know how many children
that is like, is that a Walmart where the children is there an Amazon warehouse? Like, what is that?
What does that look like? Well, no, I do like your your theory is that, you know, you got to look
at a big picture. But I kind of lost that passion for government because I don't trust them and they
fucking lie to us all the time. And they could be these kids could have been sold off to sex traffickers,
could be in Ukraine right now. Okay, how many? I mean, you do how many kid fuckers do you think
there are in the world that can afford a kid? So I'm guessing 301,000 that can afford a kid.
Like, it's not okay. I'm sure there's people out there. It's not like jerking off on their laptop.
But they can't afford a kid. And I'm saying they can only get the photos. They can't afford a kid.
The term kid fucker was funny. Disgusting, but so funny. No, no, but you can sell them off to like
build iPhones and shit. Like, oh, okay, workers pick pick cherries and apples. I think China's
got enough people for that. They don't want more people. I mean, I this is the you this is the
report from the United States government. I don't trust the government. Why do you trust the government?
Because no, that's good question. But but but see when the story comes out that makes them look bad.
I couldn't believe it. But that just that number just doesn't compute in my head. It's like,
how do you can't lose that many people? It's they didn't lose them. They auctioned them off.
No, but they're saying they lost them like we can't account for them. No, no, the government is
trying to do a checks and data like, okay, Jose, Jose, Jose, Jose, check Jose.
Maybe they all the same name and they just got confused. Okay, there that could be what it is.
No, I don't know. I mean, because I still go back to
crucified if you want. But I still say there's 2000 kids missing on Hawaii as well.
I mean, you would think that if there's that many children, you would occasionally see one.
You know, right? Well, what are the odds?
I don't know. I'm just I'm reporting the news that I get and I tend to fall to where it's
probably true, because it's disgusting. And yeah. Oh, Jesus. But it doesn't matter. No,
that matters. I think it's more likely that they just like fucked up their spreadsheet
by 300,000 numbers like, fuck, I forgot to carry the one. Yeah, it's 30 kids missing. Yeah, I mean,
no, but you're looking over like, but this is going back to like Obama days. So you're looking
over like a 12 year period. Okay, well, a lot of them aren't kids anymore. But they still lost them
though. I can't even say I just can't because it's disgusting. All right, so but no, I but no, so,
so I was watching the interview of the lady who runs the nonprofit for missing and exploited
children. Yeah. And she did say when there's a natural disaster, in a lot of cases, kids come
up missing in those. Well, I assume a lot of those are just dead and we can't find the bodies.
She had a different opinion on that. Well, I'm not getting into that. I don't know enough about
the job depends on there being more missing kids. Right? I get more money with this business for
the kids. And that's a valid argument. But I mean, if you want to ask me this five, six, seven years
ago, be like, but then FC Island came out. Yeah, he did. He came out the P. Dittler came out.
Well, how many kid fucking victims were on Epstein Island? Well, the ones that were on there are
being shut down by the media. Right. But how many was it even 100? I don't know. Well, yeah,
that you had the low lead express. You had you had them in the air on the flight. You had them
at the mansion. Okay. But I mean, first we have to realize, is that the only place that people are
well okay, so enjoying themselves there. And appropriately, there were people who spy think
fuck, I think Alex Jones talked about Epstein Island before anybody knew about it. Yeah. So like,
it's not like people weren't aware of it. Right. So so if there's other islands, were you
was the man was the was the massive I never really listened to Alex Jones that much. Yeah,
I don't either. But a lot of people do. But I also wouldn't believe what he said either. I might
have. Well, okay, that's the kind of claim I would have looked into. And then I would have found,
oh, shit, that's probably right. I mean, the dude, if you see him in an interview, when he's not
running the show, you kind of see the in character character in character, character, whatever I
talk about, Alex Jones, he's wrong 90% of the time. But he's but the 10% is fucking massive,
right? Yeah, the 10% where he's right. Wait, wait, you're not going to sue. I don't have billions
of dollars to get to the same people. Yeah. Well, so the Canary in the cage corporation is in Ron's
name. So make sure you see him. And I got shit. So so like, you can have my laptop, I guess. My
point is like, if nobody's like Alex Jones is talking about Goldberg Island, then probably there's
not a Goldberg Island, right? But you don't think Ukraine is now the new Epsom Island? Because
there is room for that. I don't know if it's true or not. I'm sure it goes down. It goes on everywhere.
That's not that's not an issue. Right? The issue is like, are there these secretive islands where
you could hide hundreds of kids, which I don't I never would have believed that but but yet there
was one. Well, there's one. There was one. Oh, tell me Justin Bieber wasn't fucked in the ass.
I don't follow that. 15 years old. That kid. Did you see the interview? No.
I don't either. But I was following clearly. No, the P Diddler story. And they were showing
this interview when he was like 15 and he was hanging out with the P Diddler and just say,
yeah, I'm sure there's like Hollywood mansions that that's where that's what they do. But even
Britney Spears said that there was a guy in Florida that was sex trafficking doing some weird
shit with her. But and that's where that's where G4 the ricker contract would become famous. I don't
know. I think I want to do the Epsteins dead. Epstein killed himself or died somehow. I'm
mysterious with the cameras are off. But yet there's other people like him. Right. But I'm just
saying I don't I don't think you can account for 300,000. It's just like you're not going to get
those kind of. It's a government they could be they could have got to carry the one. But again,
it doesn't matter because we're all gonna be dead by monkeypox here in a few months. Oh, yeah,
that's right. We got the monkeypox. Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm racist. M-pox. Oh,
M-pox. M-pox. Well, I'm vaccinated against M-pox. Are you? Yeah. So my take it right now.
Well, I have a better plan. What's that? Don't suck dicks.
That's my plan. But well that's sexist. I don't care. I'm not getting
M-pox. Yeah, but but it might not be a dick. It might be a big clit. Well, I'm not sucking those
either. Well, that's that's disrespectful. I don't care. I'm disease free.
Yeah. Like one dude went to like Africa. I got like COVID monkeypox aids. And then like, yeah,
he was literally fucked by 45 people while he was there in a week.
My God, I don't know what are you gonna do? Oh, what else is there in this crazy,
crazy world we're living in? Actually, it's very possible right now. George Bush is on stage in
endorsing. Come on. Oh my God, let me let me pull it up. I did is not me saying that this is the
bottom. That's Le Mans theory.
Also live channels.
What else do we got going on? We get some dead air here. Dead air is not good. I'm out. I'm out.
We never talked about this, but this is keeps coming up. What's that? The break dancing in the
Olympics? Oh, Raygun. Is that was the girl? Her stage name? Was that a bit? Is it a
comedian and she was just trying to be funny? I don't think so. So she's like a PhD in break
dancing. And now I don't I don't know this for sure. But people were saying that her husband
was on the judging committee for the Australian Olympics team. Okay. And he snuck her in. I don't
know that for sure. For sure. And I so people were saying if not true, so he hates his wife.
I mean, what else did you do that? I don't do people are deluded about their own talents. I mean,
this chick was not good. No, that was the assignment cows version of that. He was like,
yeah, people like the family's always Oh, you're great. You're a great scene. You're a great singer
and you suck. Yeah. But your families are pretty tall. You suck right.
Oh, yeah, that's like a national embarrassment, I would think for Australia.
I mean, is it really though? I mean, is it a kind of like full of white people?
Did you expect the break dance or I don't know, Australia to come out and like,
no, but I would expect something that that's not that I mean, I guarantee you like the Lithuanian
team did better if they had an entry. Sure. Why not? I mean, it's just like what the
fuck was that? I mean, I don't I don't follow break dancing, you know, like, but I could look at
that and say, no, that's that's terrible. Yeah, but I mean, it really is. It's it's a she did
destroy a national treasure over here, though. No, she did. It's not really fair because she took
the limelight away from the hot two girl. We've seen her yet, have we? She's gone. She's gone.
Her 50 minutes. 15 minutes. And the white break dancer of Australia's got her 14,
13 minutes. Yep. Okay. Now, it's other people were saying that she actually hates break dancing
and wants it removed from the Olympics. It showed. So like, this was her way of getting
a protest. Yeah, the protest. I don't know. Okay, if she went out there and thought she did a really
good job. Yeah. That's bad. Yeah. If she was doing it for some comedy or some protest, they put us
the Olympics. Like, how do you even get that far? You know, like, there should be checks and
balances preventing that. You're white from Australia. I'm sure that break dancing line.
Like, they had a Jamaican bobsled team and they weren't that bad. That was a movie with John. No,
that was real. And they weren't as bad as this woman. So I used to work with a guy from Bosnia.
Okay. And he came over here, another refugee program. Yeah. I go, oh, why did you choose America
for? He goes, well, the line was the shortest because everyone wanted to say it's close to
the can to Bosnia to see their family, but they didn't apparently was so they came to America.
And they go, I have a feeling it's kind of like that. She won't be the Olympics. And she's like,
No, who's the bobsledding javelin throwing. Oh, I penis knocking off. What do you call that thing?
The hijab bar. That guy should be really popular. I guess he's get some ads for it. And she's like,
Oh, break dancing. Break dancing. Because over there does her weird shit.
Oh, you're in. You're in. We got nobody else. Sorry. So but no, but if it was done for some kind
of protest, then that's awesome. But if she actually thinks she's good at it, because she was actually
mocking the other guy. The other dude was doing she was doing this. I think that's part of the
routine, actually, like that that's like part of the culture. Oh, you you mocked like you mark
the other. Yeah, it's kind of like like rap battles. But before you mock someone, you really
should be well, you may be better than that. Yeah, but not disgustingly worse than that.
That's just the way the way we know whatever. I think they they docu points if you don't mock
the other player during their their dance. Well, now that's so this was okay. So now I have another
problem. This was her mocking. You know, really? Oh my god, she's bad. I mean, she's not clever.
It's a white mock good, I guess. I don't know. All right, what else? I think that's really about
it. I mean, you know, unless George Bush is actually turned Democrat on this. Yeah, I couldn't find a
live feed. So yeah, I don't know. I don't waste that much time on it. I don't want that shit in my ears.
No, because I mean, no, yeah, yeah, whatever. He doesn't really want. We don't like him. He
doesn't like us. Good. Let's move on. Welcome back, President Trump. All right, I guess we should
move on because we're already over an hour. So what do you got? Yeah, this one's going to be
short and sweet. I'm going to talk about steganography. And you've probably never heard that word before.
So think about stegosaurus, geography, wait, stegosaurus, the dinosaur? Yes. Okay, but steganography
has nothing to do with dinosaurs. It's just how to say the word steganography. Now I'm confused. Stegan.
Okay. So steganography is hiding messages in plain sight. Okay, on the base of it. I'm going to
talk about it in terms of technology. So usually what happens is you take maybe a photo or a mp3
file, or a video or a binary executable file, okay, and you hide your message in there. And so
like the average person will look at the photo and say, Oh, that's the photo of a cute cat. And
then move on. So it's online? Yes. Okay, so it's not like a dead drop outside of the internet.
Right, correct. So you're so it's essentially you're putting it out to the public. And the
person who knows it's there will know how to do the analysis on the image. Okay, whereas everybody
else will just see a cute cat and then swipe, right? So yeah, so you use the you pass secret
messages over public channels, essentially, nice. And actually, a couple of famous musicians have
done this on their music. So there was like a Nine Inch Nails album, where if you loaded it up in a
oscilloscope, it would draw pictures, you know, the sound file would draw pictures. Okay, so
that Nine Inch Nail has done that Aphex Twin has done that a couple of others have done it too.
But it's an interesting little Easter egg for the fans. People who load it up in software and
they can see the images that you made. So the other thing you can do with it is you could place
watermarks on your images. Yeah. So if you're a photographer, or if you do any kind of art,
or if you're a musician, whatever, you could put these steganographic watermarks to know if somebody
is plagiarizing you. So like, a lot of people will do this on Twitter, right? Like if you post a funny
meme on our account, and we have 100 followers, and then let's say catturd steals it, right,
you can open up that image and see the watermark and say, Hey, you stole our image. And here's the
proof, right? Don't still air images caturd, give us credit. And so the other thing is you can
password protect these things. Okay, so if someone like a hacker knows that you might be passing these
images, they can look at them and see the message, right? But if you password protect it, they can
see you put something there, but they don't know what it is without the password. Okay, so that's a
good option to use if you're actually engaging in this. So I'm going to go over a couple of tools
that that are that you can Google for. OpenStego, a good one. It's made in Java. So you can run it
anywhere. It has command line and GUI interface. It does do password protection. This one is for
PNG files, which are images. It could generate read and also do the watermarking. Nice. wavesteg,
which is something you do for audio files. It can both generate and read. It doesn't do password
protection or watermarking. It's written in Python, which again will run anywhere.
This one does wave files, which are a type of audio. Yeah.
There's one that does both the image and audio called steghide, steghide. So again, it generates
and reads. It has Linux packages. It has command line interface does password protection. It doesn't
do the watermarks. This one can do JPEGs, BMP files, wave files, au files. And then there's also
some analysis tools. So like, let's say you're surfing the web, and you just want to look and say,
hey, does this stuff exist here? Because actually, people have websites that look like normal websites.
But if you do this kind of analysis, you realize, oh, fuck, these people are some shady ass fucking
people. It's fascinating. It's what about the internet? Yeah, crazy people on the internet? Crazy.
Oh, so there's stegsolve. So that'll just look at an image and try and find anything that's in there.
There's a Linux app called strings. And that'll tell you all the strings that can find in any
file. It'll just list them all. So, for example, if you have a game, like a video game file,
you might have like the character dialogue as a string, okay, and it'll print that out. And if
you had a hidden message, you would also print that out. Nice. And then you would have to hunt
through and figure out what's what. exiftool, which is another Linux app. This looks at metadata of
things like images, audio files. So for example, when you take a photo with your phone,
it actually hides your geocordinates in that photo. Right. So if you share that photo,
you just told everybody in the world where you were when you took that photo.
I'm on vacation. I'm here. My house is there. Yeah. No one's home. So exiftool can scrub all that
data or can look at the data that somebody else has put in there. So it's a good thing to have
on hand. Okay. zsteg. This will detect hidden messages in image files. And then stegcracker
is something that will crack, it'll try to crack passwords. If someone has password encrypted,
they're, they're steganographic stuff. Okay. So if you find an encrypted one,
run it through stegcracker. And if they have a common password, it'll find that really quick.
Really? Yeah. So and this brings me to our Monero challenge. Let's rub it off on you.
Our Monero challenge this week. Somewhere on our website, there's going to be an image
with a Monero phrase in there. So no, so you to find the Monero phrase and get yourself the wallet
and steal the 0.01 Monero. There you go. So you actually, my, my, remind me of a story. Yeah,
I've been doing that. Well, not now, but back in the late 90s or early 2000s, I was actually doing
that. Oh, really? So I was doing a lot of drawings in CAD. Okay. And my CAD teacher taught me early on
pick a common area of a building or a parking lot and put your name in it. Okay. And so if I was
doing just like the, the foot print of a building with the roof structure, I'd always use the AC unit
in the northeast corner. Yeah. And then if I was doing it with a parking lot, I'd always do it in
the closest parking stop to the door. So the parking stop is the concrete barracks. We have to
draw those in. Yeah. With CAD, it was kind of cool because you're kind of drawing in, in, in
that there's no scale of CAD. Right. If I do, if I want to draw 10 feet long, I draw 10 feet
long. That's actually why CAD works really well for me because math in my head, it doesn't work.
But I can put my name in a parking stop, zoom in and then zoom out. It looks like a parking
stop. Yeah. Okay. What's my name or in the AC unit? Yeah. I would put it on there as part of the
AC unit. Okay. So I can always go back to my CAD drawings and go, yeah, I drew this. Right. No,
you didn't. Okay, zoom, zoom, zoom. That's weird. Because there's my name. Yeah. And apparently,
my teacher said that that happened to him where somebody was trying to pull off his drawing and
he goes, well, no, my name's in that drawing. No, it's not. He goes, well, zoom in right there.
And that's where I learned it from. So there you go. Yeah. So we were more integrated there. But
now I mean, that's that's more like this using the zoom guide. But these modern methods use the
encoding mechanisms of like the JPEG format, and they actually hide it in the extra bits.
Okay. Yeah. All right. So what I want to talk about is home brewing beer. We've talked about
other stuff, you know, home brewing, you know, doing distillation and stuff like that. Distilling
home brewing comes into very the first steps of kind similar to each other. I do recommend though,
if you're going to start home brewing, maybe start with the extract, which can cause problems
where you're brewing, but learn about it, and then go to the full grain extract is basically all the
is a big slime of all the grains that you would normally extract and you pour it in. It's your
boil up hot going to boil over if you don't watch it, but learn how to do it first. It's
really not that hard. But so you can go from extract to grain. And once you get to the grain,
you can kind of play around with it and make that beer your own versus doing the extract,
get the grains you like, you know, the sugars and the starches that you want out of them.
So it's important because if you're making your own beer, well, okay, so you're not going to save
money by making your own beer. If you make your own beer, it's good. You're going to be paying about
50 cents a beer, including, you know, everything involved where it's cheaper than
well, I mean, but Budweiser. Well, yeah. But if you want a quality beer, you're going to save money.
You're going to have some loss because you're going to do it. You're going to fuck up a few
things and bottle fuck, but capers are popping off on you. It's going to be a real sticky mess,
but your dog's going to be really happy and drunk. So no, but, but kind of learn, kind of sit back,
take some classes. There's, there's a great books on home brewing. There's different recipes you
can try. And the reason this is important is once you get actually at least the semantics,
and you can actually, if, if, if the, if there wasn't issue in this country where money is not
necessarily king anymore, if you're distilling or you're home brewing, that could be cash too.
You can trade that kind of stuff. So you can trade your skill for something else that gives you
a steak, you know, whatever. So it's, it's kind of stuff you can work with. So I do, I do encourage
people to home brew. It is fun. Basically, I always say, if you can make pasta, you can make beer.
It just takes a little, it just takes a little bit longer. So with the beer, once you, once you move
past the extract, which I do recommend you start with, just to kind of learn the process, and then
move to all grain and the grain will replace the extract. And then you can start extracting stuff.
What you need, and you, if you really want to get into it, you can look at your different grains and
see what the best temperature to extract the stuff you want out of it, and do separate boil pots and
do that, and then combine them all together at the end. So there's a little bit of, you can kind of
play around. But again, so the most important thing about home brewing is everything needs to be clean.
You do not want bacteria or any all flavors in there. So, so work with that. But you know, there's
a lot of videos online. There's home brew stores in every city. Ironically, we only have one here,
which I don't even understand. And maybe we'll get more as the, you know, more people move in.
If home brewing, it's dying off right now. But, but the reality is, if there is an issue, it can't
be something used to barter and trade with. Right. It's a great currency. If you, because I mean,
again, I got a block of gold, I'll give you a three shavings for a gallon of milk. I don't get that.
So use tangible goods, beer, whiskey, and if you have to make yourself, make yourself, it's not that
hard. It's fun. So if you guys do want, if our listeners want us to get into more detailed classes,
we're willing to do it. Just let us know. And we'll get more, I don't want to spend,
you know, another hour on home brewing, but I'm just going to tell you the importance of it. And
then if you want to learn more about it, the World Wide Web is out there for you or contact us and
we'll do it. We'll do a class on it. So, because I think we, I think once the heat leaves Vegas,
we're going to have, we actually going to have some demonstration classes. Yeah. And once we
on self-defense, on defense, only not offense, but, but no, honestly, I want to do a butchering class.
Yeah. So we're going to, we're going to butcher a pig, right?
If we can get one, I can catch pig. Even if it's greased, you just got to know how to grab it.
Now, so, so, so interact with us. Let us know what you guys want to spend more time on because
we can, I guess, I can set up a little still side or my home brewing site.
Because I'm going to be doing some distilling here very, very soon for the barbecue that we're
having at Dave's Pro Pool. September 21st. I'm going to have a little surprise, you know,
it's going to involve us. It's not a surprise anymore. No, no, no, no, no, no surprise. Yeah.
You don't be surprised. Get your hospice pees in, people. Yeah. So, yeah, so let's, so let's learn
together. If you guys want to at home brew, look it up, talk to us. Anything else we talk about?
Let us know. We'll do a little deeper into it. So I believe this is a show. We are at
an hour 18. That's not bad. Cool. Glad you said we went to hour 45. So I think we're in good shape.
All right. That's it. That's it. That is it, people. Enjoy your weekend. We'll see you next week.
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