Welcome to the Canary the cage podcast. I'm Ron Morgan. This is my cohost Dave Havlicek.
All right. So we're here to entertain you educate you and hopefully make you laugh. Dave,
you got some announcements. Yes. First one is get those RSVPs in for the barbecue. Yep,
September 21. You know, it's less than two months away. So we're gonna have to cut it off maybe
two weeks in advance so that we can get all the, you know, everyone's gifts and stuff sorted out.
So getting a gift. Well, everyone's bringing something. Oh, I don't have a special gift
coming. Yeah. So get those RSVPs in. Number two, you may have noticed that there was no show last
week. We had a fucking great show that we went through the whole thing. And then we realized
we didn't hit the record button. Well, technically, we had a show. Well, it was only you and me
saw it was just for you and me. But I posted on Twitter, because we fucked up, we're gonna give
away 0.02 Monero to the first person that replies to the tweet. And so a guy replied like four days
ago. And Twitter didn't notify me. But I made sure to check it because I want to, you know,
keep up on that. So Mr. ReJames Yates, I did DM you and we had a little back and forth,
but you haven't posted your Monero address yet. So get back to us with your address. And we'll
send that Monero over. Last announcement. There's a guy on Twitter. He calls he goes by FiatDemise
Okay. So like Fiat currency demise. Okay, yeah. Okay, so he came up with a website
called. So you know what YouTube super chats are? No. Okay, so like when a streamer is on
YouTube, they can interact with their viewers with super chats. So what a super chat is,
they donate. And then the chat like will fly up on the screen for the streamer and then they can
say Oh, the person donated $50. And they asked a question and you can answer the question. Oh,
that's awesome. So this guy does this with Monero. So he came up with xmr chat. So the website is
xmrchat.com. And I believe we're one of the first people to sign up to him. So our it's
xmrchat.com/canary. And if you go there, you can donate to us with Monero. So you can do it
privately. You don't have to tell us your name or anything. You can fill out a fake name, you
know, when you donate. When you use a fake name, though, you got to buy those little finger things
with the fake fingerprints on them. So we never find out who you are. So what we're going to do is
every donation that comes in, we're going to give it back to the community through our giveaways.
So like we're not gonna keep it. So like if you donate 2 Monero, which is like 300 400 bucks,
it's going to go right back out to the listeners. Okay. So so now in addition to the 0.01 we give
away, we're also going to do whatever is in the donation queue for that week. Okay. And then I
also so I know we've been skipping out on some of those giveaways, because it's it's hard to come
with with good challenges, right? It's hard to be fresh every week. Yeah. So so what I thought was
whenever we have a good challenge, we'll use that. But if we don't have one, we'll just come up with
a secret word. And then whoever goes into our chat room and says the secret word, they get the
Monero for that week. There you go. It makes it easy on us. So make sure you listen to the whole
show because somewhere there's going to be a secret word.
We announced the secret word. Oh, other than we have a sentence that the word doesn't make sense.
No, no, no, no, no.
And they got to figure that out. It'll be like the Pee Wee Herman show, okay, where they had the
secret word. Yeah, I thought we could have decoder rings. And then you could figure it out through
the decoder ring. No, but that but that's our announcements for today. Okay. So I know you're
you like to do some betting, and you do online betting. Or I mean, you at least track stuff online.
Right. I watch it. I keep up to date. Okay. Oh, yeah. Because I respect this. He is a bet at
all. No, I don't. And if he does, he loses. It doesn't matter. Right. So how do I do the bet? I'm
sure it doesn't exist. But like, but I want to know, I have an inside source that might make this a
good bet. Yeah. So airplanes that have to make emergency landings because of disrupting passengers
and disrupt the flight. Okay. With that, is that possibly a bet anywhere? No, is there a way we
can create that? Like, that would be very illegal to do that. Oh, because someone could influence it.
So that's actually, that's what Deadpool is, essentially. If you ever heard the phrase Deadpool,
you know, they're super people dying. Yeah. So like Deadpool is you bet on the date a
celebrity will die. Yeah. And those are illegal for the same reason. Oh, because like, I could bet
a big number and then go kill them. Right. Find a kid like 10 years old, that's an actor. Get 90
boys. Yeah. So don't don't engage in those kind of. Well, no, I use them a feeling they're going to
rise exponentially over the next year or two. Okay. Very largely. Sorry, I used a big word.
Was it a proper word? Did I make up a word? No, no. Well, so that just reminded me that our
president, whenever he says that word, he says expodentially. Okay. And it just grates my nerves.
Like, oh, okay. So I want to do that. Because I think I thought I triggered you. Yeah. So Joe
Rogan did his recent stand up act. And he did something that's been done before he filmed
live on Netflix. Okay. And then went to recording after that. Yeah, I did. I saw a post about
that. I didn't watch it or anything. Yeah, I did because I mean, I'm a huge fan of stand up comedy.
And actually, Joe Rogan, he's actually pretty good. I mean, you know, he's not the best out there.
But I do dig his comedy. So he had, he had made a comment when he flies, he takes edibles. Okay.
And it helps him get through the flight. And he goes, if you want to find the basement of your
brain, take 200 milligrams of edibles before you get on a plane, God, he goes, you will find the
basement of your brain. And I'm just thinking, holy shit, I mean, 200 edibles, I know you don't do
that. You don't partake. No. Each little square like each little gummies like 10 milligrams.
Yeah. And I can do like two or three and if I do three, I'm usually waking up kind of high.
Yeah. Because they last for a while. I don't know what the fuck 200 milligrams we're doing to somebody.
Yeah, that could cause some brain damage. I don't think. And you're on the airplane. And then you
realize you're in a flying tube. Now, his defense towards the end of the set, you know,
he goes, I know he goes, I didn't say two things, probably definitely wrong on. Yeah. Because
one of them don't take 200 milligrams of edibles before you get on the plane. Yeah. The thing is,
they're not, they're people are listening. So they're doing a milligrams, like, oh, I can do that.
Only Joey Diaz can get away with that. Oh, Joey Diaz. If you ever meet him and you never will,
but whatever, he will dose you. He'll offer you candy and he won't, you won't know that's an edible.
But you know, he does it. So he's not really secretly doing it. Yeah. Because if you're the
dumb ass that takes candy from him, you just got dose. Well, that's what happened in the Libertarian
convention. Remember that? Oh, yeah. Well, he took a willingly, I thought. Yeah, but he thought it
was like a low dosage thing and turned out to be 100 milligrams or something. So yeah, same thing.
So I'm going to go ahead and say the second thing that he said, and then I'm gonna go back and tell
that story. So he said, don't take 200 milligrams of weed. And Michelle Obama does not have a dick.
But how did you know? Has he seen? Well, no, because early on in the set, he had made a joke
about, oh, what was it? It was about, I think the COVID vaccine, how they handle COVID,
something like that. And he goes, ever since I found out how much they lied to us, I don't believe
in the moon landing. I think Michelle Obama's got a dick. And he made a few other things. And I'm
like, holy shit. Because, I mean, Joan Rivers was killed for that, by the way. You know that, right?
What? Oh, shit. You don't know this? No, I didn't even remember she died. When did she die? She died
a couple of years ago. Okay. It was, so I can't get my Deadpool money for that. No, she was pretty
old anyway. Only a bit a few points. Yeah, good callback though. Like you kind of didn't, yeah.
But yeah, she had to do plastic surgery, a very simple outpatient procedure and died on the table.
It's the interview she did two weeks prior to that. Yeah, I know she talked about that. Yeah.
So, when I'm being a man, she like really dug down into it. Yeah. And then she ended up dead.
Kind of like, I can make you wonder what the naked swimmer did in Obama's pond.
Actually, that had to be a love spat between him and Barack. I mean, Brock showed the next day with
a black eye. Yeah, but like, he doesn't seem that tough of a guy. Like he seems kind of like a pussy.
Well, no, he's got secret service. I mean, secret service is no joke. You gotta
protect the ex president. I don't even from a naked cook. Speaking of secret service. Well,
so this is a kind of a convoluted story as well. JD Vance. Okay. Ended up at the same tarmac as
Yeah, yeah. So he he did the baller move. Yeah. And him and his service are walking over. Yeah.
And they said, no, you know, you can't she doesn't want to see you. Yeah. But I will tell you that
is the baller move. He turns around, playing his back and does an interview. And it's like, well,
it's gonna be my plan a few months anyway, hopefully. Yeah. But that's that's funny. And it's
cool move. But it's who was sitting next to him. I don't know. The dumb bitch doesn't know how to
put a gun back at her holster. Oh, really? Oh, my God. I'm looking I go, what? She's been demoted
to what? To now the vice president president president. Yeah, you know, vice president elect.
No, not elect just the vice president candidate want to be. Yeah, because she was on the president
want to be list. Yeah, she had that's only like one step down though, right? I mean, there's only
so many people that the Secret Service needs to protect. Oh, no, no, there's gonna be a huge
shortage in Secret Service over the next few months. Why? So apparently, they're gonna kill
everyone and then no, so apparently this gave him day of mind, you know, he was in the Secret Service.
Yeah. And he goes, once a president is that in his last months of office, whether it be one term
and he's not running or two terms and he can't run or one term and he's got dementia so bad,
they made them they actually wrote the letter to make him quit. The surprise retirement letter.
Yeah, yeah. Apparently, at that point, presidents typically go on world tours. Okay, so they want
to tour the world and see, see certain other world leaders and get gifts from them. I mean,
yeah, it's kind of gross and kind of disgusting that we're gonna waste all that money for that. But
they all do it. But so Secret Service have to be detailed out to protect the current president.
Yeah. So more have to go ahead of time. Huh. So they're going to have they're going to have issues
with Secret Service and it takes two years of training to get somebody to go to the president's
detail. And apparently, I mean, what are they training them with? Like, not how to put a gun
back in the holster. Not how to put a gun in the holster, not how to scan the nearest building.
I mean, how to see a guy run across the road. What the fuck? What are they training them for
two years? Is it DEI shit? Maybe it should be three years of training. Wonderful year on
shoot that fucker. Yeah, no, so I just thought that was interesting. Because now they've got obviously
JD Vance, I'm sure his wife's got protection. Trump's got to get you know, so I think you know,
oh, the guy from Minnesota, holy shit. Yeah, what? He gets protection to unfortunately Tim Waltz.
Yeah. Oh, I don't even I guess let's just start from the start. I was talking to my friends.
And they were like, Oh, they didn't pick Josh Shapiro because he's a Jew. That's well like,
so they went with the DUI stolen valor like, do you have more than two people to pick? Like,
where's your pool of candidates? Well, Kelly Kelly from Arizona was on that list too. But
according to some people that live in Arizona, that dude got some dirty secrets come.
How is it like, you can't tell me there's not one person that they could call upon that doesn't have
something like this. There's not somebody. So Shapiro, they're saying, first of all,
she's stupid for not picking Shapiro. Shapiro. Okay, for a couple reasons. One, I mean, I don't
find I didn't follow either of them very much. He's a well like governor and he's not he's a moderate.
Okay, or more moderate than the shithead they got now. Yeah, yeah. But okay, he is a Jew. So that
was the problem. But someone also said, come on, Harris did not want him because she would he would
upshine her. Pretty sure that's pretty pretty common. Wouldn't that be anybody though? I mean,
it's hard not to do that. So here's the thing that's really bothering me. And I can't I can't
find my conspiracy yet in this. I am looking, I will make some statements that somebody's not
going to like maybe two of you. But I can't find it. I don't think it's almost like they don't want
to win. You can't I see that this this is this is why I tell you that there is no plan. It's all
just like random bullshit with a bunch of morons. And like, they got nothing. Okay, so nothing but
money but donors. I've been posting videos on our Canary in the Cage podcast, X account. Yeah. One video,
she was running for office. So she goes, I will give Congress my first 100 days to ban guns.
If they don't do it, I'll do it by executive order. Okay, well, you can't. Good luck.
Like, come to my door, bitch. But well, so there there was some talk, they would need the UN army
to do that. Okay, go ahead. I did not bring that up. I did not make that up. That was it.
Fine. Bring it. Go ahead. Go ahead. You don't know where my door is. Yeah. I lost the safe,
but unfortunately, I've got a gun safe. They've already got the combination to it.
I hope you're bankrupt already. Liberty gun safe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, I just I can't find
this angle because just the other day she was given a speech and she literally said to get this
accomplished, we need this, that population, what were she used, basically drop the population.
And she didn't stop and pause on that. She just kind of started right over that. I'm like,
the fuck is she's gonna kill people. You can't say that shit is president. I mean, no, she's alive.
It doesn't matter. But we're gonna win anyway. Ah, the cheating. See, that's the thing. That's why
they don't have to be competent. They don't have to have a plan because they have this cheating apparatus.
Yeah. But actually, so if we all can see if we consider it a uniparty, right, Republicans and
Democrats in the Congress, they are now like, you don't even need to cheat, right? Because you have
this you have this unfair advantage as these two major parties, which I we talked about this a
little bit on the show that never went out. In the in the original system, your ballot was a blank
piece of paper, right? And you wrote down the person you wanted to vote for. So with this whole
party thing, they now have pre printed ballots with names already on them, and you just put an X.
Now, like, those two parties can decide that they're the only ones allowed on the ballot,
right? And that's a massively unfair advantage. And like, you got a lot of these Democrats,
or moderate Democrats, let's say, saying, Oh, the Democrat Party is going against democracy,
because the primary voters didn't vote for Kamala. And they're shoving her down our
throat. Right. And that's anti democratic. Well, guess what? The Democrat Party is a private
corporation, just like the Republican Party, just like the libertarian party. All these
political parties are private corporations, they could do whatever the fuck they want,
as long as it's in their bylaws. And nobody, nobody, it's an actual member sues them for violating
the bylaws. And like, well, why are you surprised that they're allowed to do this? Right? So stop
voting along party lines, stop thinking the party is who gives you the candidate, right?
You need to go back to the original, where you get a blank piece of paper, and you write who you
want to vote for. And if you don't know, to fucking bad, write your own name in, right, your own
name. Yeah, what's the difference? All right, my dog's name in here. I mean, like, it's just this
whole Uniparty shit that that's why they don't need a plan. They have it all locked up. It's all
like, oh, you got a plan. I mean, they go immigrants, give them my keys, giving them
rights. That's a plan. There's no plan that they don't need any of that. They all have it locked up.
They all have it locked up already. Doesn't matter. Man, this is going to be a tough year, tough year
ends. Because it was, I was going to talk about this, I didn't get any information on it, but it
was an East Coast senator being interviewed. And if I need to, I'll cite my source. He was like,
well, if Trump does win, he goes, we're not gonna let him take office. Right. You know, you heard
this? I didn't hear this, but I know it's that's that's the reality. I mean, yeah, no, no, but
they're going to stop him physically by going to the Supreme Court, and making the Supreme Court rule
him invalid after he won the election, after the, the we are the people voted him in. Yeah. I mean,
I walk around. He would say because of the insurrection. Well, he wasn't convicted of any
insurrection. I used to have been charged with this. Yeah, nobody has. But I mean,
we're just as happened. Whatever. I mean, like you guys want a war. Go ahead and do that. Like,
yeah, I don't know. Speaking of war, WW3 seems like it. Well, okay. So where where are you
referring to? Because it's multiple ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I know Iran was talking a lot of
shit. But another funny thing about Iran. If they really wanted to destroy Israel, they would just
go do it. I don't think they can. Well, one, they probably can't. But two, they make an attempt at
least. Okay. Yeah, like, all this bluster is just talk. Yeah, like, try and make deals and because
they don't want to do that. Yeah, I think they're beating the wardrum. I do. Because I'm usually
more of the on the conspiracy side. I think this one is just, I don't know, though, because I do,
I do believe that the Democrats will start a war before, of course they will before the election.
Maybe. Well, they need some kind of distraction to distract the late to can answer question.
And he wants to ban guns. So what's the best way to ban guns? Use guns, apparently. I don't know.
Yeah, but now you've got Ukraine soldiers crossing over to Russia and taking hostages or
prisoners of war or whatever. Putin's got to fucking put his foot on their boot on their head
and just crush it. I mean, they probably yeah, they're not gonna laugh. Yeah, they're not gonna
last. But in the UN's built up troops in Poland. But you know, Poland, they don't have much of a navy.
Oh, they don't have really well, they have one city on the sea. Well, no, because they put screen
doors on their submarines. Sorry, my wife's Polish. I can say that. It's a joke from the 70s.
But yeah, no, I don't even know what to do. Because I mean, even Trump said it's going to
start this week. Wow. Well, I don't know. So did you hear, Kamala is talking about computing?
No. So she was talking about cloud computing. And we kind of go over similar stuff on the show here.
And she was saying that, like, you don't store files in physical places anymore, it's up in the
cloud. And she pointed to the clouds up in the sky. And she said the word up. Yeah, that's good.
And I'm like, no, there's always the cloud is just physical computers somewhere else, right up in
the sky. Like there's no magical. Oh, bless her heart. And it reminded me of I think it was in
the early 2000s, Senator from Alaska Ted Stevens, okay, who said that the internet was like a series
of tubes. Do you remember that? Like the bank where you put your drawing put your deposit slip
in the tube and it shoots it. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah. But now the thing was, is that he was mostly
right. And he's like this 80 year old old white guy never touched a computer in his life. So the
wires running conduit and conduit some of the tube, it behaves like a tube because a packet of data
flows through the wire, right? Like it like a tube. Like the case. Yeah. So so like he wasn't
wrong, but he got a lot of shit from Democrats who were always the young hip tech party. Yeah.
But like people in the tech world were like, well, no, he's actually kind of right. Like he doesn't
I mean, obviously he doesn't always talking about but the analogy is not bad. But like the Kamala Harris
files up in the cloud. Like what the fuck are you talking about? She's just she's not there's no
files up here. It's just not smart. No, of course not. Did you hear Trump's speech today or press
conference? No. He said she's smart. He's like Hillary Clinton's smarter than she was. Oh, yeah,
obviously. And Hillary Clinton wasn't even smart. And then he talked about Weiner, I don't know,
tampon Tim. Oh, you know, you know how that got about. So Dan Bongino was doing a show and he's like,
catturd, you out there, you got to do a meme on this, you got to figure something out. And a
couple hours later, tampon Tim came out and did it. And because you know why they're calling him that.
Well, didn't he like put the government in Minnesota, right? And they put the tampons in
the boys rooms. And yeah, yeah. I mean, what what is the cost that to the taxpayers? What? I mean,
schools? There's a lot of them. Yeah, I have to look at the number of schools. But I am confused
because I was a boy. Yeah. And I am a man. Yeah. I never needed a tampon. Did something change?
And like, like, they should they put in a meter? Well, if there were tampons in my bathroom,
I would have flushed them down the toilet. So that's true. I'm sure. Don't do that. Well,
I'm sure the statute of limitations is up on this. But so I played football in high school and the
football the busy football team goes to the few the women's locker room. Yeah. And I mean, we were
what high school 1415 year old. No, you know what? Sorry, basketball. I played. Okay. And it was
it's important on basketball because somebody who knows will call me out on my next statement. So
it was basketball. The tampon machine wasn't locked. Yeah. So we took a whole bunch of them out took
the tampon. It was the pads not the tube. Okay. And then we sprayed stick upon them and put them back
in the box and put them back in. Now we're done boys. And I'm sure the stick them dry before the
girls got to wow. But yeah, yeast infection anyone. What do you want? You put boys in the female
locker room? That's what I'm saying. If you had tampons in my bathroom, I'm sure if they're the
cheerleading were changing clothes in there, we would have focused on them. Of course. And left
the tampons alone. Like like Porky's. I love that. She keeps on repeating. Can we just call it a
tallywacker? It had a mold I can identify it. I want a penis lineup. Oh, Porky's. That was a
great movie. So for all you people out there who are older than younger than like 40, check out
Porky's. Yep. Oh, speaking of that. So the WTF and the lol that pretty much is invented by
the millennial like your generation. Um, yeah, pretty much. Yeah, you guys didn't invent that
we did. By the way, what I was going to bring this up under the Joe Rogan thing, but then I kind
of got sidetracked. We even heard a foobar. Yeah. See, we make ours an acronym, right? We use a
letter fucked up beyond all recognition. Nobody but it's called like when we did that, we made it
a word. Yeah, you guys were just like, lol. Well, because you type it WTF because it's on the screen.
You type it. Yeah, but yeah, but I'm not saying it's not saying WTF. Good comeback. I didn't think
about that. It's like I type out what the fuck. Yeah, well, you should still make it sound like a
word because that's what we did and what a core. I was the only one we came up with. You know, that's
from foobar. Yeah. Well, they actually said that in World War Two. Oh, really? Yeah, that's before
you. Oh, shit, the boomer. No, older than boomers. Yeah. Oh, shit. No, I first heard it before that.
I might even write but I know I know it was using the world war two. Interesting. I heard it in
Tango and Cash. Okay, that was the Carusel. Carusel, yeah. Damn it. I thought it extras came up with
that. I was even bragging me all. When the last time you saw that movie. 10 years. Okay, so there's
I watched it maybe a month ago. No shit. Yeah. And there's a guy in that movie with a giant fucked
up jaw. Do you remember that he was one of the bad guys? Was he really tall and big? He's a big
guy. Yeah. Ron Perlman. No, no, no, no, like ugly motherfucker. No, I'll pull up. I'll pull up the
you know, I'll put it on the video for you guys. But oh, by the way, fuck Ron Perlman. Perlman. His
name. His name was Robert Z'Dar. He died a couple years back. But he has this. Look at this. Oh,
damn. So he was using a bunch of movies and that was the Tango and Cash. I recognize him. Yeah. Yeah.
And I was watching the movie and I'm like, who the fuck is this fucking guy? Like there's got
that's got to be makeup that can't be real. Right. So I look him up. And he's from Chicago.
Really? He went to Proviso West. Okay, which was Riverside, I want to say.
Oh, West, West suburbs. I thought it was okay. You might know more. My mom went to Proviso East.
Okay. So like, I wonder if he knew like my family knew this guy. He's a little bit younger than my
mom. But he's about the same age as one of my uncles. So I wonder like, I doubt it.
I mean, you know, how cool would that be? Like,
just the connections there like, Tango and Cash, this fucking fucked up jaw guy. Oh, that is kind
of fun. Yeah, there's a lot of actors and actors that went to Chicago school system. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. So one went to St. Laurence where I went for two years. Kevin O'Connor, you know who that is?
Oh, yeah. That's the Irish dude. I was obviously doesn't he play like he was in a sitcom,
like the detective or something in Boston. I don't think he's on Las Vegas, the TV show.
I don't think so. Or what? Yeah, let's pull him up. And I'll put him on the page too. Oh, no,
that's not him. Oh, in fact, who the fuck is this guy? We're gonna have this guy. This guy.
Really? Yeah, he was a lot of stuff in like the 90s, late 80s. What the fuck's going on in Chicago?
I don't know. One guy's got a big old chain. This guy's got a forehead that you could advertise
Holy shit. He was in Peggy Sue got married. Okay, he was in it was he was never an
A-Lister he was a okay, but yeah, there's a lot of people around Chicago. I wonder if like, yeah,
maybe the theater scene has something to do with that because it was a great theater.
We had second city. Yeah, all those people. So one of the guys who comes to our libertarian meetup.
He's the clown. And yeah, okay, okay, oh, the professional clown. Yeah, yeah. Okay. He's like,
yeah, I was in Chicago. I went to second city. I'm like, really? When did you go because I went
in the early 2000s. Yeah, be went in the 90s. So we each other. Yeah, he's cool guy. Yeah, he is.
Yeah, I went to second I didn't do it. I will never do improv. Do that. That is we're doing it
right now. Because the improv is it's the whole yes and yeah. Yeah. So if I say something, you
have the yes and me and that's how you move the story along. Yeah. But then the dumb ass is nervous
or can't do it. Right. Shut it down. Right. Like, Hey, do you like the clowns? No, I don't like
clowns. Yeah. Oh, okay. See, that's weak. You like dirt. I mean, that's what we're going there.
So yeah, so the you know, but yeah, I can never do the improv, but I actually did it more for
being a better public speaker. Okay, yeah. And be able to because I wasn't even doing stand up
back then. I mean, I don't did stand up like five years. There's only open mics and
out of comic. No one's going to pay me to tell jokes. But yet you guys are listening.
And they might start paying us money. Yeah, we're going to give it right back. Yeah.
Yeah, we don't want, you know, we don't want to make any money off of this because
we already turned down taxes. Right. So we just everyone knows we turned down the Rumble money.
We just felt that it wasn't all 30 cents.
And it was like $30,000. Oh, yeah. 30 cents. That's bulls in the wrong place. I messed up.
Yeah. Apparently we made a little bit of money on Rumble. Oh, Jesus. So we so let's go ahead and
sell a dollar thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Did you hear his speech?
No, I don't really give a shit that much. Well, I know. I mean, I wasn't in the military by dad
and my dad and every generation. Yeah, I just I could have never made it in the military.
I actually was thinking about joining. And I was it was like 2000. Oh, okay. So
a good thing I changed my mind. Yeah, nothing could happen. No, that's my whole thing. I mean,
I came to the age of 88. Okay. So I can 89. I was like, Oh, I can go during the military.
Yeah, it's not like anything's got to happen. Yeah, because we have had a war in Vietnam.
Right. My entire life we had, we had some some tough weekends. Yeah, we went to Grenada.
Grenada. Some loud music. I'm like, I can get to a rock concert. That'd be cool.
Um, yeah, I think they fired shots in Grenada though. Oh, I mean,
they made a movie about it. Yeah, Heartbreak Ridge. Yeah.
That's one of my favorite movies, by the way. That's a good one.
What do you think? Don't come look don't look at me. Oh, you just come over here with a just
pump the neighbor's dog. Look at your face. Oh, Clint Eastwood was amazing in that. Yeah. But no,
it's just like, I mean, because I'm a really funny guy. To me, not not so much to other people.
But I also get a nervous laugh. Yeah. And if I had a grill, so I just like yelling at me,
Oh, God, I'm gonna laugh. You're stupid. Yeah. So it was probably best advice that I do not go
into the military. But it is a regret. And now looking back, I'm like, maybe I should.
Yeah, I'm glad. I'm fucking glad. I was thinking of doing ROTC, which is like the officer thing
for college students. But even then, like, fuck that, like, I met a lot of those guys in college,
they were fucking retards, man. But what's funny is retards. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You only needed
a 2.5 GPA to maintain. And like, half of them could do it. So after that, did he go to the secret
service? Probably. No, so, so I chose not to go in this 88-89. And then at this point, I didn't know
this guy. But he went in in the early 90s. Okay. And he did this three or four years. I met him
after he got out, we had a similar job. And I didn't really like him much anyway. But like,
you know, we talked and whatever. Well, back in 2002, I run into him again, because I'm interviewing
for his job. Yeah. And he had to go to the military because he got called in for duty. Okay. So my
job was to do his job until he comes back. And I was glad to do it. Yeah, I don't mind. I switched
jobs a lot anyway. And I was good money. And come on. So this guy went to the military, did
his three or four years, probably four years, and then did the reserves and something in 2001,
in September happened, yeah, that got him called into duty. Oh, God. He was trying so hard to get
out. He ended up like, begging a medical analyst to get out. He like, and I'm just like, Fuck you,
you pussy. You sit there, you had your, you had your wife pregnant. Yeah. You had kids all
suckers, suckers on the government's tit. Yeah. And then now the government wants his money back.
And you're going to fake injuries. It's like that movie, which with Paulie Shore. And it might
have been a, a dick. In the army now? Yeah. They were kissing and run the drill sergeant in front
of the, when you couldn't be gay at the time, we don't care anymore. Yeah.
So, but no, that kind of pissed me off. It's like, well, so now it's one thing to bitch out,
and then admit it. But like, no, the Tim Walz is apparently lying about it. So what he said was
he was very tricky about it. If you weren't listening to every word, well, you wouldn't, you wouldn't
have caught it. Okay. So what he said is, why would I not work for one? But basically it was,
we should not American citizens should not have guns that we used in war. Why?
Yeah, I want my fucking tank. Now, actually, I, but it was something like that. Well, I hate to interrupt,
but go ahead. You know, the National Firearms Act from the 30s, which is what bans machine guns,
short metal shotguns, grenades. So they held that up in a Supreme Court case.
On the grounds that you're only allowed to have weapons of war, because weapons are for the militia.
And to be a militia, you need a weapon of war, which now they're saying the opposite.
Yeah, but AR 15 is technically not a weapon of war. No, it's not. It's not. Right. So, and this is
what he's talking about, but I'm like, because all he did is he said the weapons that we carried in
war. Yeah, let's really never carry the same. Yeah. Well, he never went to war. Well, that too. So that's
the problem. But again, it's one of those things where, you know, you say it quickly, you're smooth.
Yeah, the guy's just not smooth. But yeah, so that's what they called him on. And technically,
that to me is stolen valor.
Not point. So to say weapons we carried, you could be saying, I'm referring to the entire United
States. Yeah, but sorry, if you're running for vice president, I want some details. Because he was
in the National Guard. Yeah, he did train his battalion to go to war. Yeah. And then he bailed
on. Yeah. So I saw an interview with the guy that replaced him. And like he was calling him out
like, wait a minute, you didn't do that stuff. I did that stuff. Yeah. So guys, a piece of shit.
But he's from Minnesota, so you want hopefully there's no men in Southern listen to us because
you guys are all fucking weird up there. Although you did elect Jesse Ventura, your governor one
time. Yeah, what happened there? Wait, wait. So okay. Didn't they also have Al Franken as a senator?
He's a leftist, but like he was not too bad. Yeah, but he got him. Oh, second to me too. Yeah. Yeah,
he got me. Yeah, that's right. But no, so Jesse Ventura, I read his book because I'm not a wrestling
fan. I never have been. Yeah. But I used to know it was fun. My wrestling was Jake the Snake.
Okay, you know, we didn't have the theatrics. We just had like just the pounding and shit.
I don't think you're remembering what happened with Jake the Snake and and Hulk Hogan. Maybe
you're back in the 90s. But I mean, I was a kid in early to mid 80s. It was more of just a pound
fast. No, well, okay, it was it was a lot less trash talk. Although there was trash. He had Jerry
Lawler and Rowdy Roddy Piper. He got him a hyper. But it wasn't like the wrestling that, you
know, the WWF or the WWF. Yeah, it's different. Yeah. Different eras. Yeah. So they they they
progressed. But yeah, so yeah. Yeah, so I mean, so I was a wrestling fan and I'm like,
you know, I think they like to the wrestler. Really? But then I found he was an 80s CEO.
And then I used to watch a few interviews with him. Now, a lot of people didn't realize the dude was
fucking smart. Yeah, I used to love watching him be interviewed in the like the quad screen on CNN.
And everybody in the quad screen, yeah, just in terms of a fucking idiot until he opened his mouth.
Yeah, no, yeah, all of them were like, yeah, he would just annihilate them. So this,
um, tell you what, this this will be our Monero giveaway. Just I just thought of it.
So there's three movies that contain two governors at the same time. Now, if you can answer that,
it doesn't involve prison. You're not allowed to answer. Oh, wait, no, because this is the Monero
giveaway. Like of Illinois, though, I don't care. We had two governors in prison at the same time.
No, no, no, I know. Two governors are actors. Okay, there's three movies where two governors
are on screen at the same time. Okay, so every gets those three movies,
you and the Monero and right now it's 0.01. No one's donated yet. There you go. You'll get
whatever donate is donated in the meantime. Yeah, no, I made that joke because of the Goya bitch and
right and why not why? No, the the big white-haired old dude. I thought it was router that went to
jail. No, it was actually was the one before him. It might have been something like Jesse White.
I don't know just where it was a black guy, but maybe I'm confused. I don't know. I was too young.
But ironically, when I lived in Colorado, Colorado has a couple prisons, a couple prisons,
peppered around Colorado, and one was in Golden, Colorado. And the guy knew what it's
going to look like. That's where your governor is. Yeah, good. Keep him. And he goes, Oh, you
will sit in there. I go, Oh, who? And it was Jared. Subway. Subway.
He, you know, he liked the people that didn't have six inches in their pants. Yeah. Yeah.
You know, Subway got sued. They won. Really? Their sandwich truly wasn't six inches. Oh,
yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it wasn't just cut. It was also because it's a whole piece of bread.
And you bake bread, right? So you have no control over how it comes out of the oven. So you would
measure it before with the oven? Yes. Because that's what you've confirmed that it's a foot long.
And they also got sued for not having real tuna. Dude, I know I read this lawsuit and it's complete
bullshit. So when you cook food, the DNA is gone. Okay, okay, so you can't take a cooked
sample of tuna and send it to a DNA lab and say, What is this? Because there's no DNA.
Oh, but like, who comes up with these fucking lawsuits? But you also know their bread is does
not meet the definition of bread. That is true. I think I saw that one. They've never been sued
for order anything because I mean, maybe they don't even call a bread. Yeah, I don't know what
they call it. You go to a sandwich or so. Sandwich loaf. So if Jared liked the guy, the kids with
less than six inches in their pants in prison, do you think he met some of the foot long in
their pants? Probably. With the black guys in there? I don't know. Yeah, I'm sure he did.
Come on, guys. I'm generalizing, but it's a good one. If you guys don't like it,
his wife will take it over. I just don't ask us to prove it.
Oh, okay, so did you hear what happened to Kyle Rittenhouse?
Yeah, he was in the know. Yeah, yeah, he's like, I'm not supporting Trump.
Well, so he was he went on Twitter and he said he was going to write in Ron Paul,
right, because Trump had some bad second amendment takes. And like, right wing Twitter just went
fucking psycho, which like, this is another thing where like, they make themselves look bad, like
you're you're in the lead. And like, you're throwing it away. Like, these people love to lose.
I don't get it. Yeah, but I mean, the only problem I have with that is
how about supporting Trump after me catturd you bitch?
No, no, no, no. Kyle now had attorneys that were not doing a good job.
After the trial. Yes. Well, no, do we do it? Well, they got fluttered with cash and the attorneys
that he got won him that fucking case. Yes. I mean, without the money from the Trump supporters,
that doesn't matter. We sit in jail. He's not be in jail. He doesn't owe them anything,
especially when Trump's the one making anti gun rules. Yeah. I think that's the thing like
no, Trump is not this fucking conservative freedom oriented icon. He's a New York,
an old school New York Democrat. Yeah, he's like, he's like Mayor Daly from Chicago. Yeah. And like,
people that have not and like, okay, so the left would always say, oh, Trump Trump is a cult. He's
a cult, right? He's a cult leader. You guys are a cult. And like what they did to Kyle Rittenhouse
is evidence for that. You're acting like a cult. Yeah, no, I get it. But it's just that I mean,
I guess I would be pissed off if I gave money to help this kid get out of trouble. Yeah, but you
should never have been in trouble. But you gave money because what was happening to him was wrong.
Yeah, not because he was voting for your guy. I guess. Like who the fuck? Who cares? It's not one
of my things. I got caught up in that story for like about 30 seconds. I thought it was really
shitty because I mean, like, why you can't just treat people like that. Like, I'm not your little
pawn that has to do what you say, because you're slightly more famous than me. And because I was
in a shitty situation, and I had to fight my way out of it. I mean, what the fuck are you doing?
I mean, he kind of put himself in that situation. But as an okay, he had a right to be there. Right.
And I didn't like, I think he was a hero for being there. No, no. Well, I mean, how many times
do you have you gone and cleaned up a ghetto ass neighborhood? Well, okay, so true. But the
riots were in Kenosha. And I mean, he didn't say he crossed state lines. It's like a 10 minute
fucking drive, maybe 15. But his dad lived in Kenosha's mom lived in like, yeah, but he was there
to protect a friend of his dad's car lot. Right. But then he went and got a medical bag to try to
go give aid to other people. Yeah. And they attacked him. So I mean, it's kind of like the thing. I
mean, he put himself in that situation. He left the other guys there with him. He went out alone
in a riot. Well, they they I think they like kicked them out of the of the dealership. Well,
he was alone when he was getting chased. No, he was with a group. And they like isolated him
somehow. Okay, because they were in me and chase and then he he fell all over right and took his
gun to get to work. Right. And I know you got hit with a skateboard. Yeah, shot at him too. And
that guy was never got shot off. Oh, I thought there was somebody shot. No, no one ever no one
else got shot off. Okay, gauge had a handgun. So he had a concealed handgun, which he was not
allowed to have. Was he a pedo too? No. No, he was not the one he killed was the pedo. The two
that he killed was the people were the pedos. There you go. And Gaige was a regular white beater.
And he had a concealed pistol with no license. And I think he had a felony so that he wasn't
even allowed to carry it. I could be wrong. I'm not sure. I know he did with a skateboard. No,
no Gaige was the guy with the gun. Oh, so there were three guys. So the three guys. Yes, two of them
got shot. There was a pedo that chased him and grabbed at the rifle. Okay, the first one. Then
there was the skateboard guy who made contact, right? Um, yes, okay, to the job. A deadly weapon
at that point. And then there was the jump kick guy who they never found. And that was the guy
Kyle missed. That was the black guy. The one guy he missed was a black guy. And then Gaige. So he
pulled out a pistol and Kyle had the aim on him already. And then Gaige went back and said no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, ready. Did one of these. And then as soon as Kyle moved away,
he grabbed his fucking pistol again. And then Kyle took his arm off. Done and done.
And like that was the Perry Mason moment of the trial. Yeah, where like they had him on the stand
and they're like, and it was at that point that you pulled your gun and then Kyle shot you.
Right. Yes, that's correct. Okay, trial over. Like what are we doing here?
Yeah, I didn't know we missed the black guy. That's good though, because that would have been
a different outcome probably. Yes. But in the whole different situations.
Yeah, they never found that guy. So they called him jump kick man because he tried to jump kick
Kyle. One kick kick man. Yeah. Yeah, I started this net story. It was just like the I knew I knew
some of the facts to it at the time. And I was really into it like I media was just I watched
the whole trial. Oh, but the media was sly. So bad. And the video that all the video footage was
out the next day. So like if you were paying attention, you knew the whole truth the next day.
Yeah, but but that's the thing that didn't stop the media from continuing like they are now.
Yeah, they're still going with it. No, not even the color. Even like hairs. It's just flat out
fucking light. Yeah. The guy from Minnesota, he's they're just telling lies. Oh, Spino,
what is the JD Vance and the couch thing? I don't know. Somebody in his book, he talked about
having sex with the couch. No, that didn't happen. Yeah, somebody said, yeah, I read the book and
that's not in there. Now I don't have the book. I don't know. Somebody said what was in an earlier
copy. Oh, it was show us I have never seen the show me the first edition. They have to, you know,
this is going to be very valuable because first editions, you know, okay, show me the page. Like
a yeah, nobody has put up the page anywhere. Did they say he likes having sex with the couch?
I have no idea. Or I like having sex on a couch. I mean, I have no idea in on. I don't know. Yeah,
I don't even care. I like the advanced and if he's got a proclivity to a couch, go for brother.
I mean, you know, who am I to judge? I mean, because I prefer chairs. I do not prefer chairs.
Stools actually. Yeah. No, I don't know. I just I'm so sick and tired of the line. I mean,
I mean, like Harris is literally saying stuff that's not true. Yeah, easily. They all do. They
always have done. But this is easy verifiable. We've always done that. Man, but it just seems
worse. Maybe maybe I'm more involved in it now. So it's bad, but it's also the availability of
information. Right back in even in the 90s. There's no Google, right? But even the borders are
a thing. The media is like, she was not the borders. She was not the borders are. Well,
that's the thing is like they they're still acting like it's the 90s where they control
all the information. And they have realized that Oh, the information is already there. They're
showing the reporters them saying it. And they go, Yeah, that wasn't me. I know. That's the thing
is they're in they're living in the past. They haven't adapted to modern technology. They just
don't get it. Yeah, because that's how Hillary Clinton got caught with that bag of deplorables.
Somebody had a recorder. There was no cameras in there. Yeah. So she thought she could get
a little freaky. And somebody had a tape recorder in there. And she called the Trump supporters
bag of deplorables. And no, they're they're living in the past. I mean, it's like I said,
they have no plan. They have no nothing. They're just fucking idiots. And they have momentum.
That's all they have. And they have a lot of money. I don't think I do you think the polls
are actually even anywhere near right polls don't mean anything like what was the poll? I
have you ever been called by a pollster? Actually, I did. Sorry, I never been called
starting two years ago, probably because I was running for office. I didn't mention on the show
before. Yeah, yeah, what political party libertarian. Oh, we have no questions for you. Well, really?
Yeah, but so then I never been called by a poll that like asked about Democrat and Republican
in a bit like, who the fuck? So someone tell us have you been called by a poll? Have you answered
like, I don't know anybody that's ever been pulled. So where are they getting these numbers? I think
you're just making it up. They're they're they're they are because what they'll do is they say they
they'll call a heavy Democrat area. If they want to be positive for the Democrats. Yeah.
Well, why even do that? Why bother? It costs money to call people just make it up. Well,
because in 2016, the polls were shown Clinton's going to sweep it. But then if you notice in
October, that was slowly shifting. And the reason they did that is on election day, they can go,
we'll see, we were right. Yeah. But you liked the last three months. Well, yeah, but I mean,
we're right, we don't want to count it. Man, I mean, with the Oh, it's so I think we should
make it up. I don't think there are polls. Why are politicians allowed to lie like this? What do
you mean? Oh, they can say what they want. It's free speech. No, no, you believe it. They are
saying in their official capacity doesn't well, okay. No, they're running. They're running as
candidate. No, but I've even talked about Congress. I'm like Schumer, that dude has just flat
out why would they be Schumer? Or is that the other guy? I don't know. I don't know.
I'm not asking or no, it was some but they all do it. That's all they do is all they've ever done.
They should be impeached for that. But who's why are they gonna impeach themselves? Oh,
I'm going to beat you for lying. Maybe I'm a liar to know vote for me. I'll get in there and
impeach them. How about that? Okay, there you go. If I vote for Dave, I mean, he will be going to
Congress as a freshman, get the basement, the office of the basement. I'll still fucking draw
up articles on beachmen every single one of these bucks. I don't care. Yeah, no, I just I don't know
the line just gets to me. I just did you hear the primary Cory Bush? Yeah, oh, they lit her fumes.
Oh, man. So like, all these squad people as they call them dropping off like flies. I mean,
they were the fucking, you know, the bees knees and the media's darlings or the ones that they
crossed the wrong group of people, which I'm not going to say who they are. But Pelosi, no,
Pelosi likes them. No, oh, she doesn't know. No, no, I'm not that's not the person they crossed
or the people they crossed. Oh, you don't know. You don't know. So like they're anti Israel.
Oh, the Jews. So the Jews came out of the tunnels and got to work. I didn't say that. Ron said it.
Don't cancel me. Oh, speaking of Jews. Oh, God. So the Polish have screen doors on submarines
and the Jews know. So you know, Harris is doing this white women for Harris, white men for Harris.
Really kind of disappointed there, the dude just kind of a little disappointed, but whatever.
You be you. We had on the last show. Yeah. And I didn't want to do it again. Well, but now they
have comics. Yeah, for Harris, white comics or just comics, comics. Okay. I mean, and it's, and
it's like, like Rosie of Donald was on there, which she's not funny. Holy shit. No, but have you
seen her? Yes. She's got Mack truck. Yeah. But Ben Stiller was on there too. Okay, I can see that.
Yeah, yeah. He's very leftist. He used to be funny. You know, I actually, I can send
his movies early on, which was great. And his dad was an amazing actor. Oh, yeah. He was dad.
It's definitely not Jerry Stiller. But he's on King of Queens. I mean, that character in King of
Queens was just fucking amazing. Mr. Costanza. No, no, no, he was on. He was on Saifo. Yeah. No,
no, he was also on King of Queens. I never watched that. Oh, he was the dad. So he was like a main
character. He was like every episode. He had some screen time and he his comic timing was just
the only one that did it better was Jake from two and a half men when he was like six.
The cutest kid who turned into like the ugliest, hairiest dude. His comic timing. I'm sure there's
cameras and editing that did this. But that kid had some chops. But so Ben Stiller is talking and
he's like, how do you word that you have to watch it? Because I'm going to screw it up. But basically
what he said was, well, you know, I'm white and Jewish, but I've always wanted to be black.
Most white Jews want to be black. Okay, what? No, he did do blackface. Oh, yeah, he did.
Yeah, chop a thunder. But I just, I mean, everyone's like, because I think even Crowder's Jewish,
he must be because he's like, what the hell? But yeah, I mean, all these Jewish people are like,
no, we might want to be black when we were dancing, but not as a whole. Oh, yeah, I mean,
their credits were going to shit. Sorry. That's it. If I had an old friend of mine watching this,
he would get that joke because I used to hang out with his image George Wilborn and he's a black
comic, but he's also a syndicated news radio show. Okay, morning show. Yeah. So we were neighbors
and one day he walks in, we only know each other like a month. But you know, he's a black guy,
a white guy, but we got Larry and he walks in, he goes, Hey, you look like a racist. I'm like,
yeah, so he goes, I need you to play, I need you to be a character on my radio show. I go,
okay. So we sat down, we did the call, and we did the speaker phone. It was by him like,
he's like, I need to be a suit salesman and I'm coming to buy a suit. We just have to act it out.
He goes, that's just improv. He goes, you know, you're pretty quick at stuff. So the one part he
really liked is he, because I was, I had to be racist to it because black guys don't buy suits.
Okay. And I'm like, Oh, okay, I'll help you. And he's like, Yeah, I'm here to buy you. So he's
talking to the black guy, go, man, you got to buy a suit. You probably saw you wanting one of your
baby mama's walking down the street, you dipped in here to hide from her. You think I'm gonna waste
my time with you? And then at the end, he's like, I'm calling a lawyer. I go, well, I'll sell them a suit.
But it was just really fun. But he hung out with a group that eventually I started hanging out with,
it was all black guys, they were the black masons. Okay. And they eventually started hanging out with,
but the first time I walk into the party room, and there's like seven black guys in there.
And George is one of them. And my hair, because they had called up because the door wasn't working
properly. So I had to go and fix the door. And I walk in there, he makes fun of my hair. He was
like, right, man, you look more like a brother with that haircut. I'm like, Oh, shit, I better fix
it because I don't want to get arrested. And it was my credit score. And the credit score dropped
down. And, and I'm like, inside my head, I'm like, please laugh, please laugh, please laugh.
And they did, they were actually a bunch of cool guys. Because in Chicago, we didn't
know. Yeah, just wasn't I mean, we had peace. I would go to the horseshoe in Hammond, Indiana,
a lot to play poker. And it was a lot. It's a very black area.
But Hammond? Yeah, yeah. Well, East Chicago, Hammond. Yeah, Gary. And like some of them were
fucking hilarious. Like there'd be one guy there. And he would do like this super serious, like Joe
Pesci. Yeah. Like would you motherfucking call me? You mean a racist? And you'd be sitting there
like, what? What did I do? And then like, he would, you know, let you in on the joke. But
he was so good. Yeah, you know, it's funny because I mean, go back to Chicago and then there was
there were some tensions with the black and the white. It wasn't anything. A lot and a lot of it
came from like a lot of my black friends were raised by their grandparents. Yeah. Now, if you're
black and you're in your 50s and 60s, 60s and 70s back then, you kind of have it right. We hate
white people a little bit. I mean, you weren't a slave, but we also weren't nice to you either.
So some of them just got it ingrained into them, but they also easily forgot. That's like when
the Jesse Smollett thing happened. A black friend of ours in him in Seattle, we're both like,
yeah, that shit didn't happen. Yeah. That ain't true. There were so many holes in that story.
Plus he left the noose on his neck. Yeah. Until the cops arrived.
What? But you know what's funny is I used to go to Detroit a lot. Yeah. And I was the arts district,
no, the painters row. They have a neighborhood over there. This is where all the casinos are.
Yeah. And it's a great town. It's a great town. Yeah. It's great. And it's kind of like if you're
white in Detroit, really the only area you want to go. Second place for a second. But
we were hanging out at some of the night clubs in the casinos or the
some of the bars and it was, it was different. Yeah. The black people and the white people,
they, it's like, man, we're all fucking struggling here. Yeah. We, we all got sucked in lives right
now. We're all in the hole and it was like a bomb. They all had. And so there was no like,
there was no racism. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure Detroit's got it, but it was just, it was, it was kind of
cool. Yeah. But my second story to try is this is before 9 11. I guess it really makes no difference.
But I used to go to Canada, Windsor a lot, you know, America too, in Canada, because it's completely
different. Windsor is more Americanized than anything else in Canada. And there's two ways
to get in the bridge in the tunnel. So it was Sunday morning, we're packing up and we're leaving,
we're driving around, you know, Windsor, and I see tunnel to America. And I'm like, oh, fuck,
yeah, we're taking the tunnel. So we jumped down the tunnel and we pop up in Detroit and I must
have missed the sign. And this is really not when GPS was that readily available. Yeah. And I'm like,
Oh, thank God, it's Sunday morning. Oh, dear God. Yeah, man, that way. I mean, they used to burn
down their city every Halloween. Yeah. Devil's night, man. But yeah, I love Detroit. I just,
I've never been to Detroit proper. I've been like the suburb areas.
So I do a weird thing when I travel, I always leave early, so I can take state roads home.
Yeah, I love doing that. Yeah. If you ever get a chance to go back in that area, go to Detroit,
you take the old state, old 94 home, I think it is. Okay. There because the auto workers had
families. Yeah. And there was a lot of other workers there, you know, in the 60s and whatever.
So there's all these amusement parks, kind of pepper down the road that are just rusting away.
Right. And some of them you kind of get in and walk around, take some pictures. But it was really
cool seeing those old amusement parks kind of summer. I'm a geek when it comes like old shit
like that. So interesting. All right, we are hitting the hour mark. So we so let's get into the
the idea your teaching topics go for it. Yeah. So I'm gonna talk about urban navigation,
navigation and safety mostly. So what is it? Well, it's exactly what it sounds like.
It's being able to navigate navigate in urban environments safely without getting lost.
And it's very easy to get lost in the city. Right. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of buildings
everywhere. A lot of noises. There's not really a whole lot of landmarks that are real close to you.
So you got to be able to figure out how do I get from where I am to where I want to be.
It's it's, it's mostly important when you're traveling, especially in foreign countries.
But it's also important for your home city. Because a lot of people, they've never seen
their entire home city. I mean, being from Chicago, it's literally impossible to see the whole city.
It's fucking massive. So one thing you want to be able to do with this information is
be able to get to a destination using multiple different routes. Okay. So now we talked about
in the in the situational awareness episode, which was on episode number nine,
if you want to go back and review, like one of the things to avoid people following you
is to have multiple routes. Right. So now with urban navigation, you're kind of like leveling
that up to when you're maybe driving or doing a larger scale system to, you know, have multiple
routes. And it's also good for you, right? Like, like you said, you can see those amusement parks
and right history of the country and all that stuff. So yeah, so basic tips. One, go back and
review episode nine, situational awareness. So a good one is to take note of major landmarks
and how they're positioned in relation to each other. So like, let's say you check into a hotel
here in Vegas, you want to know, you know, look at the skyline and and say, what are these big
buildings and what do they look like in relation to each other. So for example, on the south side
of the strip, we have the Luxor, which is a big black pyramid. And at nighttime, it shoots a giant
light in the sky, which you cannot miss. Because you can see it from space. Yes. Okay. So yeah,
if you're anywhere in the city, you will find the Luxor, and you'll know where the strip is. So I
mean, that's one simple thing to do right there. And then so the other thing you might want to take
note of is on the north end of the strip, we have the stratosphere, right, which looks kind of like
the Space Needle in Seattle. So if you're looking out at the strip, and you see the stratosphere
on your left, and the Luxor on your right, you know you're on the west side of the city. So you can
easily navigate yourself around and realize where you are. And if your if your memory is not so great,
you know, like snaps and photos, right? So if you're at the entrance of your hotel,
snap a photo of what it looks like. And then now you can maybe show that to someone and say,
here, I'm trying to get to this hotel. You know, how, where's this in the city? And maybe someone
might be able to help you. So one thing you want to do if you're in a foreign country is also learn
some of the basics of the language. Yeah, so you can ask those people for help, right? So some words
you want to memorize are is American, or whatever country you happen to be from, right? So I'm an
American. English, or the language that you speak, right? You know, I'll go in place, if you're in
a Spanish speaking country. Police is a good word to memorize. Now, like, we're not fans of the police
here on the Canary in the cage. But if you're in a foreign country, that's the most likely people
that are going to be able to help you. They're on call 24 seven. Yeah, they know the city, right?
They're very friendly to American tourists, because you're spending all your money there, right? They
love you. Taxi is a good word to know. Yes. Now you got to be careful with taxis in foreign countries,
because some of them are shady people. Get kidnapped. But if it's a marked car with like a big,
you know, taxi sign and a phone number and all that stuff, you know, it's, it's probably okay to
trust them. So you don't get the criminals to figure that out? Well, it's money to set the car up there,
right? So if they're a good criminal, then, you know, maybe they've earned it. Food is a good word
to know. Right? Where's a restaurant? Where's a grocery store? Whatever. Hotel, bathroom. And then
another good phrase is I need help. Yeah. Right. So in Spanish, I would be help. Oh, did I know
that? Yeah. So always have some backup cash on you and put it somewhere where bad people aren't
likely to look. Maybe in your sock and your underwear, you know, just have something that if you find
yourself in a bad situation, you can still spend money and get back to where you need to be.
So one thing you might want to do is learn how to use a paper map and bring paper maps with you
of the place you're going to be. Because a lot of people, you know, they rely on their phone,
their face is always glued to their phone. And guess what? Phones cost a lot of money.
They're targets for stealing. So if you have your phone out in front of your face,
you're going to attract pickpockets and thieves and other things like that. But if you have a paper
map, you look like a broke ass tourist that they're going to leave alone, right? So learn how to use
a paper map, you know, spend the $3, whatever it is, and use the paper map. Then you have a nice
souvenir when you get home. Right? No one is going to fold that and put that back in their luggage.
I don't care. Well, then you start away. No, it's good advice. But you cannot refold a map.
I can do it. So off. Anyway. So one thing you might want to do is learn the history of the city
you're in. Because that can actually help guide you to where you're going or where you are and
whatever. So example, Chicago has a huge rich history. And we talked about on one of our episodes,
the neighborhood of Streaterville. Yeah. So now if you understand the history of Streaterville,
that might help you in knowing the neighboring areas, what kinds of bad people you might expect
to be there or not to be there. You know, how bad people are cool. I don't know where your hotel is
in relation to Streaterville, that kind of thing. And it's also, you know, for your own benefit,
right? Because learning history is fun if you do it properly. Right? Like I know in history
class in school, it's like, 1848, Senator blah, blah, blah, did this and passed the
smooth Holly tariff act and like you just fall asleep. And that's boring. That's not history.
But Chicago is a good example because you've got the Sears Tower kind of to the south and Hancock
kind of to the north. Right. So unless you're in Streaterville, you might get confused on that one.
You're just gonna get wet. Or the other thing you might know that Chicago had a big fire in the
1870s. And there are there are still neighborhoods that survived that fire. And and some of the
wooden streets are still there. So like if you see a wooden street, and you know about the Chicago
fire, you're like, Oh, I'm in this neighborhood, right? These Chinatown now, isn't it? Well, the
current Chinatown didn't exist back then. No, no, but it but the buildings didn't exist or the Chinatown
didn't exist. Well, Chinatown didn't exist. And none of the buildings that you see there existed.
Okay, like it was all like wooden farmland bullshit. Yeah, the Chinatown is actually
an interesting story that we should get into sometime. Okay. But yeah, what else we got here?
So just some safety tips. Leave your your valuables at home or in your hotel.
You like your passport, your phone. I like to not even bring my phone when I travel internationally.
Um, so we went to Mongolia with my wife. And they stopped us in the Korean airport, because we had
to stop over there. There's no direct flight to Mongolia. And they said, you have to show us your
phones. And I'm like, I don't have a phone. What are you going to do? Right? And then because they
will check you. And in other countries, you have no rights. So I'm an American. Yeah, I don't care.
It shows your phone. Yeah. So if you don't bring your phone, then they can't look at your phone.
Now, if you absolutely need a phone, one thing you can do is try and get a phone that has a
dispatchable or what was the word? Detachable battery. Yeah. And then rip the battery out,
put the phone in your check luggage, and then take the battery on your carry on. Okay. So that way,
if they open up your luggage and look at the phone, they can't turn it on, they can't do anything.
And then you have to you just have a useless battery with you. And then when you get to your
destination, you put it back in and boom, you're ready to go. Got a phone again. So okay.
And I know a lot of people like to have their phone on the plane, listening to music or
you know, whatever the fuck read a book, read a book, read a book, read 1984, you know,
it's a good time to study over that one. That's too scary. And that'll last the whole plane ride.
It's about an eight hour read because you're gonna be scared crying a lot. Like, oh, this is true.
But yeah, like your passport, leave it in the hotel. You know, only bring what you're going
to need with you as you're walking. And then if you if you do need to bring something valuable with
you, get like a vest, or a hoodie that has inside pockets, or zipper pockets, right? Because
pick pocket pick pockets, look for stuff like that. And they look for easy targets. So don't
make yourself an easy target. 511 is a really good maker of you know, vests and jeans. And they
have tons of pockets everywhere. Inside pockets somewhere they're called their tactical. Yeah.
So I've got like, like 10 pockets of this. They're more for clips. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah,
you could tuck shit in there. You wouldn't even know because like this, then I got this pocket
here. Yeah, they don't see that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, put stuff in the inner pocket, like hidden pockets,
inner pockets, zipper pockets. Yeah, I was paying a picture of my words. So here's a good one. Only
drink from sealed containers. Very good. Okay, so this is a fairly common thing. And what actually
got me to do this topic was a buddy of mine was in Guatemala. And he goes to a bar. And like,
they have like a restaurant bar, and he orders a beer. And then he wakes up on a bench somewhere
else. And no money, no phone, nothing, right? All of it's gone. Do you have his passport with
them or is it in the hotel? Passport was in the hotel. So yeah. But yeah, so if you order a beer
in a foreign bar, ask for the bottle. I know like people like drafts because I guess the
flavor is different. But you don't clean that draft, dude, those drafts. Yeah, if you're in
foreign like, you know, reputable, reputable bar and you're in Vegas, get the fucking taps and
make sure you either open it yourself or you watch them open it because people slip shit in
drinks apparently wake up on a parking for the butters. Yeah. Yeah, he has those has all of his
organs. I believe so. So one thing, another thing like learn learn the common scams, right? Yeah. So
different scams are popular in different areas. Surprise. Like it's not all the same thing.
So here in Vegas, there's a couple of popular scams like they do the three card money bullshit.
Yeah, which like that's a scam. You're not going to win. Okay. No, you win the first couple times.
You got built confidence. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And the other thing they do, there's like guys dressed
like monks, like Asian monks, and like they'll try and give you a bracelet. And then like if you
take it, then they'll like try and hawk money out of you. It's a stupid scam. What's the girls
that they're like feathers and shit. Yeah, that's sort of a scam to like, they'll say, Hey, come take
a picture. And then they pose and then they try and get you like 50 bucks each girl. And if they
don't give to them, they chase you down the fucking street. I don't care. I'd just be walking like
guys, a bitch behind me. Well, the good thing is a lot of them are fat now. So they're going to
chase you very far COVID COVID wait, no, they've been fat for a while. Oh, it's I don't know what's
going on. But you know, none of the magic Mike dudes done to them are fat. Right. Like they're
all ripped and she like, where's all the fat guys with that fat girls, why can't I have fat guys?
Should I go to magic? Maybe you should. So here's one you're only going to get on the Canary in
Cage podcast. Start playing some open world 3d video games. Oh, yeah, I like that. Yeah. So things
like Grand Theft Auto Minecraft fallout games like that. So the reason you want to do that is so
the way these games work is that they're massive open worlds. And they give you a mission that says,
go to this other part of town or go to this other city or whatever. And then you got to navigate
your way over there. Yeah. So what this does is it helps your brain to formulate these navigational
pathways. Yeah. So you know, when you're out and about your own city, your brain remembers that stuff.
And it helps you remember things in the real world too. Well, they also teach in Grand Theft Auto.
If you punch a hooker, you get your money. That's true. And now we're not recommending
that you don't punch a hooker, but they're just girls trying to make a living like the rest of us.
But it might work. I don't know. No, I've never done it in real life. I've only done it in Grand
Theft Auto. But actually, though, I mean, I really it bothers me that brothels are not allowed
across this country because every city has a hooker walks. Yeah. And I went over left a lot. I didn't
drive here in Vegas, but dude, I think some nasty shit on the hooker walks. And I'm not saying the
girls, right? But fuck, there's no they have no safety. Yeah. Well, yeah, because they can't go to
the cops. Yeah, but just yeah, I mean, because wherever this hookers walk with is an open air
drug market, there's this, there's that. Sorry, sorry, interrupting. No, no, that's I'm pretty
much finished up unless you have questions. Well, no, you did remind me of something I want to talk
about. So we have the hacker convention in town. Yes, it just started today. Yeah. So
one question, are you walking the strip with your phone on or off? Or do you care?
I don't think they fuck with you on the strip. Like they only fuck with you if you're in the
convention area. I heard that they have also maybe he's just a convention area, but they have a
wall of shame that they break into your phone, you get put on this wall of shame. Nice. And
do you know what their number one target is this this week or this year? No idea. It's been some
I've ever since this place open, I'm like, I want to see this hacked. And I didn't I mean,
they said there's not many things. This is their thing. They must feel the same way I do. The Sphere.
Ah, that'll be fun. I want to see porn on this. I can see it from my from my apartment.
This is boobs and dick. I don't care. So I'll be the first one to report it if I see it. Oh,
get a picture of that. I guess one of the news people in town called the sphere and they didn't
return their call. But if I was a sphere, I would go dark this weekend because they are coming at
you. Just turn it off. Yeah. But no, because they first opened the sphere. I'm like, Oh my god,
I cannot wait to this is hacked. But now I don't know. Is it possible it's not hackable?
Of course it's possible. It's always there. It's not air it can't be air gapped.
Why not? Because like, let's say you you've air gapped it to be in the sphere only.
Why just walk in the sphere and then hack the machines physically? Yeah, but does the machine
truly have to be on the yeah, because the images they post they post way too many images to have
that. I mean, like it doesn't have to be on the internet. But again, you can physically
target the device. Like it's a big ass huge building, right? They're not watching who goes in
and out of everything. So well, somebody be a hero and hack this fear. And I don't care what you put
on there, but make it funny. Yeah, make it funny, make it entertaining. Where are we at now? We are
almost a minute 10 or past a minute 10. Well, that's up to you. Up to you. Yeah, I'm gonna do real
quick. I did this. I did an amazing I did the most amazing segment last week. When I've got to
push the record button. Actually, I'm pretty sure I pushed it. I don't know if I don't know if I
I don't know who knows who was what the hell I did. But but it's my fault. So suck it up. Basically,
I want to talk about fermenting fermenting food. It's there's a lot of value to fermenting food.
One, it can go in your prepper cabinet because you can you can you know, keep it for I believe it's
good for like a year, year and a half. And then there's also health benefits from fermenting food.
Because through the fermentation process, you get the that's where the health benefits come from.
And if you want to practice on something to learn how to ferment first before you really dive into
the food, go buy go buy some beer making equipment. It's pretty much the same process. Learn to do
that through the beer, because what you're not investing in any food and you might get a wonderful
surprise at the end, you might get some beer. But the fermentation process is pretty much the same.
You know, you add your yeast in there. So you basically you just want to get in there
and learn most important thing is cleanliness, keep everything clean. Any bacteria, you will find out.
It's not botanism, it's going to explode. You're going to find out real quick that you messed up.
But yeah, I mean, like vegetables, that kind of stuff we ferment, I mean, we all know what
sauerkraut is, we all eat some fermented sauerkraut. But there I mean, there really is some amazing
health benefits to fermentation. So you got the longevity of it as well. You know, because
there's canning, but I never can before I watched my parents came on as a kid, but I never can. So
but fermentation, it's I don't know, to me, it's just I enjoy it. If I'm ever not feeling good,
I usually eat some sauerkraut and it does help. You can do carrots, what was the whole list I had
last week? I know we talk well, I mean, bread like sourdough bread. So you know, you know, bread,
you can reactivate the yeast and bread. What do you mean? Okay, oh, what you're saying is the starter.
Yeah, keep a starter. Yeah. So the reason I started making beer was I had heard a story about prison
wine. Okay, they would just cut up fruit, throw it in a bag, put water in there and throw a couple
slices of bread. Okay, water would reactivate the yeast. And I'm not saying it was good. Yeah. But
I'm like, huh, if they can do it with that, I can do it with fruit. So like fruits will naturally
ferment over time. So like every once in a while, like if you buy blueberries or cherries or strawberries,
every once in a while, you'll get you'll get one that's like started fermenting. So okay, so not
all fruit has, like there's certain cornstrikes that have yeast in them. Okay, I don't know if all
fruits have yeast in them. It's naturally ferment or grows. Okay. So it's like just the bacteria in
the air. Like a lot of times it'll just form mold. But if it gets a good bacteria, like it's a good
bacteria moves in first, it'll just start fermenting the fruit. And like you bite into it and taste
like wine. Probably not good wine. Oh, I would know. Oh, you don't know what wine tastes like.
But it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't taste offensive. Really? Yeah. All right. Well, the important
thing is, you know, kind of take some classes, some YouTube stuff, find a reputable source,
learn how to ferment. If you've got stuff in your garden, maybe start fermenting your garden
stuff. I mean, maybe even buy stuff at the store. Because I mean, we don't know. I mean, I've
talked about this before, but I've kind of died off on it. We don't know if there's going to be a
food shortage or not. You know, World War three breaks out, which I don't know. Yeah, so you may
need to stock up on food. And it's funny. Oh, because I took a Carlson had a prepper on this week.
Okay. And I watched it was actually really interesting. The guy goes, well, I can I can
bottle I can can meet. Yeah. And even the girls that I think I've told you the story before,
I won't eat meat out of it. I just hate it. And the prepper goes, he goes, you can't can meet. He
goes, Yeah, I'm not eating that. It doesn't taste well. I've never had canned meat like that. But
I've done like pomegranate and other preserved stuff. And it doesn't taste very good. I've
always had salted ham. So I mean, I guess that's a similar thing. Every barn in America has got a
ham hanging from this. It's fucking good. No, I've eaten ham. So it's kind of the same. Like that I
will eat. This may be a fridge, you'll be hanging on a barn, right? But when they said a bottle,
and it's in your cabinet next to your soup. I don't know. It's just more of a mindset.
My one thing I've been started I started doing was a kefir water. Yeah. So I was talking to
waitress at a restaurant restaurant I go to. And she was talking about kefir water.
And I'm like, Well, how do you do that? And she's like, Well, you get these little
grain things, which they're like, they're similar to like vinegar starters. Okay. They're like little
gelatin cubes of bacteria. Oh, and you put them in sparkling mineral water with fruits and sugar.
I use honey instead of sugar. The choice. And yeah, it ferments over a couple days. And then you
have it's similar to kombucha. If you've ever had that. I mean, yeah, it's got good probiotic
bacteria. It tastes it doesn't taste too bad. The fruit helps cover it up. I mix it with ice tea. So
like, oh, okay. All right, I think that's it really fermentation. But it was just kind of like an
intro to it. So yeah, if you like it, get a book. You know, there are some good videos online. But I
do recommend trying it. And if I mean, and the thing is, if you do it, and you don't like doing it,
you still you benefited from it, you learn something. So you might actually have food when
we don't have food up in the country. Get some of those mushrooms from from Mike that was on the show.
And ferment those fermented mushrooms. No, it's funny how the Tucker Carlson show. So the guy this
guy was like more of a full on proper like, like he preps ammo and guns and stuff. And, you know,
not that we don't but not not to that level. And he was like, yeah, he goes, people need to understand
you need a rifle with your handgun. He goes, you know, apparently him and Tucker Carlson live in
the same area. See the new Hampshire or main ish. They weren't I mean, yeah, somewhere in there.
And the guy goes, yeah, he goes, because if you know, we don't live that far from New York.
And if there's a food shortage, they start coming at us, we get us up here to pick them off as they
come at us. So when the few get to us, that's when you go to our handguns. And I'm like, oh,
people think I'm crazy on my podcast. It won't happen. But it's like, you know, you know,
once you're once you get to this mindset, it's just like you want to
you kind of want to explore what can happen. You know, what could and prepare for it, you know,
and I'm not saying go up in thousands of dollars. But I mean, have a good rifle, have a handgun.
You don't need a room full of ammo. Because they don't does go bad.
Oh, it depends where you live. If you're out here in the desert, that's never gonna go
better because he was saying put one of those little gel packs in there. Yeah.
Yeah. To keep some moisture. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I actually did not know that.
Yeah, you get a nice airtight can and when it's dry out, that's gonna stay forever.
Okay. But if you're in a wet area, yeah, you can take care of that.
Yeah. All right, I think we're about a minute 20. So I think that's good enough for tonight.
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