Alright, welcome to the Canary the Cage podcast. I'm Ron Morgan and I'm a co-host Dave Havlicek.
We're here to entertain you, educate you, and probably not make you laugh today because
I'm a little fucking pissed off. But we'll go from there.
I might have something to share with you. Dave.
We have an exclusive.
Oh, don't start with me.
The House Judiciary GOP tweeted the Epstein files.
So we're going to read that live on the show for you.
Oh, yeah, go right ahead.
Alright, let me click that link here.
Get ready for fucking rant for me.
What is this?
They're Rick Rollers.
But that's their official Twitter.
What is this?
So who is that again? I posted on X as well.
Rick Astley.
No, I know about me, Rick Roller, man. I used to do that 20 fucking years ago.
You dumb motherfucker.
That was 40 years ago.
Whatever, you out of touch, motherfuckers.
Oh, this show, it's not family-friendly today, so I'm fucking mad.
Who the fuck are these people anyway?
They have a great check, so they're a government account.
No, no, but who are they?
Is it Congress members?
Is it dumbasses that are having sex on the fucking House floor?
I assume that it's the...
There's like all these groups of the House,
and when you join the House, you like get your groups.
Yep.
And it's several... I don't know who's in this group though.
So, we can look it up.
I honestly don't care because Pam Bondi,
we're going to be talking about you a lot today,
because one, I think you should resign already,
but we'll get there.
You going to find out who the fuck did this?
They're making fun of us for wanting to get child rapist off the fucking street.
See, we got Jim Jordan's in there, Andy Biggs,
Thomas Massey's in there.
Yeah, but Massey's been to enemies this week, although I show love to myself.
Chip Roy, Scott Fitzgerald.
But I want to know who fucking posted that.
So, Pam Bondi, why don't you stop holding up?
You kind of drew me off.
You got me all fired up right away, and I can't fucking stop.
One, release the absinthe files, but we're going to get that in a few minutes.
Why don't you go grab some US Marchals and find out who the fuck did that,
and fucking at least fire them.
You can't arrest them because they technically didn't do anything wrong.
So, if it's an actual member of Congress, there's really nothing she can do.
If it's like the interns or something, they should be fighting for it.
You can censor that fucking person.
They're protecting... they're making fun of us because we want child fuckers off the street.
There's people raping children, and they're going to rickroll us.
They're not even original. Shit, what year did this even start?
I think my kid was in third grade when that shit started.
2004 or something?
Yeah, that's the best you guys got.
Rickrolling us.
Man, fucking incompetence.
So, let's just jump right in.
Let's do something like that.
You do your thing first because I'm not happy.
Let's just do the Monero wheel for...
I can give somebody some money and I can't...
I want to accept yelling?
Let's cut to the wheel.
Yes, we are.
See who wins the dollars with the Monero.
So, we... no, it's like too... too insane.
Oh, get donations like you forget about.
No, no donations.
Moneros have been going up.
Everything else has been going down.
Moneros has been going up.
Okay. Oh, yeah.
Her big tone coin might be taking a dump.
Yeah.
It's FBI control anyway, so fuck it.
So anyway, first one is Monero Mash with a lower case on.
I don't think you're...
No, they're there yet. There we go.
NeuroMash.
And we got a new one this week.
Who's that?
Mav McQ, capital M.
Okay.
AV.
Mick MC.
Anything capital MC?
Capital MC.
Oh, capital MC.
Capital M, regular C.
Oh, yeah, okay.
And then capital Q.
The MQ, all right.
We got a new one.
Okay.
The MQ, all right.
We got a new list or at least a new participant.
Yep.
Albegest, A-L-M-A.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
G-E-S-T.
Oh, okay.
Oliver Chase, capital O.
Oh, he's awesome.
Yep.
And last time's winner, Ayn, A-Y-N, or last wheels winner anyway.
So, last week.
Yeah, you still got a post about Chase Oliver.
He's like, wow, I can't remember this.
Sorry, I actually want to talk to you about that later.
Okay.
I'm like, whatever.
Okay.
Because it was funny because I'm like, whatever.
I don't want to ruin the mystery of our show.
What's the spin to win here?
It's spin to win.
So I'm going to click right here.
No, that's too, that's, what the fuck?
Get the thing out of the way.
Oh, man.
Manero Mash.
All right.
You know the deal.
You got a week to contact me to get your money.
Good luck.
And come back again.
We might have a good manero challenge day.
We might not.
Who knows?
All right.
Manero Mash is a winner.
There you go.
Congrats, man.
Back to the Bullshit.
Okay.
So let's just start the show this way.
If you had to give Trump a grade for his first 40 days in office, what would it be?
When is 40 days?
It's about 40 days.
But everything, cabinet picks and everything.
Are we talking like ABC?
Are we talking numbers?
What are we talking?
We're great.
Typically grades are given ABCs, but sure.
B minus.
Okay.
I actually agree with that.
Not because of Trump because he's doing his best.
I think he picks some bad fucking cabinet members again.
Pam Bondi, maybe Kash Patel, JFK, RFK.
Where the fuck are you?
Promises made, promises delivered.
That's what we want.
Well, so RFK has been out of the news.
So like, he's probably got his nose down working on a bunch of shits.
No, bullshit.
He knew he was coming in.
He should have been prepared.
Trump, what did Trump do on day one?
He got inaugurated, swore himself in, in the Bible, went to another location, had a desk
set up in front of the audience and started signing the executive order.
But Trump has been here before, right?
So he knows the deal.
They had plenty of time to prepare.
Fuck them.
Hold on.
Like when you become head of a cabinet, you have to learn who is in what department,
who's this, who's that.
Like there's a lot of bullshit, right?
Like think about like your first day of the job as your manager.
Okay.
Right?
Like you're not something handed tasks on, right?
You're learning, you're meeting people.
So to the listeners of the Karey and the H podcast.
I'm just playing devil's advocate.
This is something we don't see ever.
Dave is defending the federal government when I'm pissed at them.
Huh.
That's never happened before.
It's a once in a lifetime event.
Please come this, record it, keep it forever because it'll probably never happen again.
I'm just playing devil's advocate.
No, no, I know.
I get it.
But you're, but you're still supporting them.
RFK.
That's supporting them.
You knew what you were getting into.
You had, I mean, what the fuck?
Girl Scout cookies are poisonous.
We're not, we're not going to talk about that.
Seriously.
Girl Scout cookies.
The one thing that I love in life is Girl Scout cookies.
And more because I've been in a legal state.
I smoke pot.
I eat Girl Scout cookies.
They're killing me and you're allowing this shit to happen.
I know they're good.
They taste good.
They're bad.
But I, but now I RFK dude.
You're a hero of mine in the position you're in.
Not as president, wouldn't want you as president, but where you're at, you're the perfect fit for get to fucking work.
This is ridiculous.
Cash for tell.
He's got sworn in a week ago.
You're arrested anybody yet?
Get to fucking work.
You act like there's like, they can just start.
They knew what they were getting into.
Okay, but that's just not how it works.
No, you, you, you, they were told before that, well, first of all, why didn't we push to get them all?
Confirmed before the president took office.
I think we have the, the known.
The new Senate took office before the president.
That's probably why it happened.
Trump has to be in office to name them.
Okay.
You had time to prepare.
What you, why don't you fucking tell me what you did to prepare in an email?
Give me four bullet points of what you did to prepare for your fucking job that you got.
Pam Bondi, resign now or release the Epstein files.
This is ridiculous.
I have been anti-government against government.
You guys suck me back in.
So there's, there's actually some new info that came out just today on the, on the Epstein files.
Oh, really?
What's that?
Well, that he's not dead?
No, no, no.
So apparently, so she wrote the letter demanding the files released.
Right.
That's real.
And they released basically the shit we already have from WikiLeaks.
Yeah.
And then they did this stupid fucking stunt with like DC Drano and these idiots.
So this is going to be very disjoining because I have all this too.
And I had, but this is going to be cool.
I'd like to discourse because you're, we can be better or worse.
So who did they ask the letter box?
Uh, Dan Bongino, Stephen Crowder.
No, how about you fucking ask the people that supported Trump and got him and fought to get him into office?
Who fucking cares?
No, it's not off topic.
Yes it is.
What?
Oh, we have a, we have a, hey, what?
The topic is there's info that you don't have yet.
No, there's not.
Yes there is.
That's all shit has been released.
No, it hasn't.
What?
What came out?
That's what I'm getting to.
That's what I'm telling the story for the listeners to get the full story and then we're going to.
Build your little tree and then fucking make a balloon.
What do you got?
See now you're getting me all fucking.
Okay.
Cause he's sick and going to bed.
Yeah, you are.
Okay.
Um, see now I lost my fucking.
Okay.
So you would invite in.
So here's what happened.
Somebody called.
And by the, this afternoon.
Yeah, our state.
And said, uh, they've been withholding thousands of pages of files that came out three days
ago and they're, and they're deleting them.
Fucking nothing that came out today.
A whistleblower came out three days ago on that.
That's a different one.
Oh, so now we got two people telling you to destroy files.
You've been there.
Go fucking.
This is not about destroying files.
They're saying that the files they're destroying even Elon Musk cannot retrieve them because
they have personal servers that they have full control over.
It's not the same thing.
I finished your story.
So like this is the, um, the court, the, the New York courts where he was convicted.
Okay.
So they have all the files.
Do they?
They're the ones who were supposed to release them today or yesterday or whatever.
And the whistleblower said they didn't give you all the files.
So that's why like all we have is this bullshit couple of weeks ago.
So like a week or two ago when she goes, I have all the obscene files on my desk.
Are you that fucking stupid?
You had like 200 pages.
You think 200 pages is all the fucking files?
She had what they gave her and said this is it.
But she said she had all the obscene files.
How would she know?
Because she, because she's an attorney, right?
When's the last time you've seen an attorney prosecute somebody, especially at that magnitude
that only got 200 pages?
Yes.
No, it does not.
She's incompetent.
She needs to resign immediately.
Or go grab some of the US Marshals and margin that New York office and start arresting everybody.
Yes, that's what they do.
Yeah.
And you're not doing it.
What does she do?
I don't know.
No, what does she do?
No, because she did it today.
She wrote it in the letter to Caspital.
This is happening right now.
Dear Mr. Caspital, I asked for all the obscene files and I didn't get them.
I think this is a, you fuck, what are you holding your breath?
You're gonna hold my breath.
I'm gonna hold my breath.
You give me the obscene file.
You're gonna look like a dumbass when next week, like we have the ball.
Bullshit.
No, they're not coming out.
Every one of these fucking cabinet members made a deal to get through to the Senate.
I guarantee you the obscene files are never going to come out.
They're destroyed.
She's gonna come up.
Oh, sorry.
They destroyed them.
Well, a fucking, let us know who did it.
Let us know their names.
Every FBI agent who's involved, fire their asses, post their pictures, their home address,
everything you know about them on fucking line.
Let us go after them then because they're protecting child rapists.
Here's the question for you, Pam Bondi.
How long have you been in office for this?
How long?
Three weeks?
Four weeks?
Has it even been that long?
She's been, she was before the first confirmed.
I don't know.
So all those people on the obscene island list are child rapists.
How many of them have raped children between the time you took office and now?
You're responsible for that.
And again, we're a small podcast so it's probably never going to see this.
But seriously, get this to her.
If somebody can fucking make her watch this, fucking, you've seen it in movies.
What do those things, they force your eyelids open?
Just make her watch this.
Resign now or it's starting to rest in people.
You're not going to change shit until you start arresting people.
No, you're just going to write a letter to cash, but tell her, we've talked about this
before and you're going to hold your breath.
Why don't you stop your feet too?
Like a fucking child.
Because that's what the fuck you are to me right now.
Don't fucking promise us something and don't deliver it.
If you can't deliver it because somebody did something, then call them out.
Arrest them.
Fuck the FBI.
Grab US Marshals.
I guarantee you they're waiting.
Whatever you do.
And cash for tell.
Dude, keep your house in order.
You've been there a week, I get it.
You're new, but you knew you were coming in because you probably needed to deal in the Senate.
I won't do this and I won't do this and I won't do this.
You can firm me.
Well, I hope the fucking God, you didn't do that.
How are you doing?
Dan Bongino.
Cool.
But Dan Bongino, are you going to fucking be a muzzle?
Are you going to do that?
Are you going to support all this bullshit about not doing this?
This shit needs to come out.
We want Epstein files.
We want MLK.
We want JFK.
We want RFK.
We want all those fucking files.
We deserve them.
And here's another one.
I want the fucking moon landing files.
Did we do it or not?
Did we?
Seriously, I don't know.
But so what do they do?
So Pam Bondi had time to go to the Oval Office today instead of going out arresting people
for fucking, for not listening to you.
She's not going to personally arrest people.
No, she needs, she needs a march in there with the US marches that are back and a camera crew
at this point.
Make them famous.
We'll take it from there.
Okay.
But so you invite these, what people from YouTube influencers, X influencers, did you
have anybody from old fans, only fans or fans only?
Only fans.
Only, you didn't, some only fans there?
You sit there, you give them bullshit Epstein phase one.
Really?
Is there a phase two?
Really?
It's coming out.
But here's the thing.
You did this whole phase one and you get to fucking, girls who showed their fucking pussy
on online.
Seriously.
What about all the, what about, what's your fucking, what's your fucking, what's your
fucking name?
I remember the Donald Trump, what about all the right wing podcasters that fought for
Trump to get it?
They told people to call their congressman, call their senator, fight to get Trump in.
We, we burned calories, we spent time doing this and you disrespected every single one
of them.
This is, I'm done with you guys.
It's over.
And I get it, I get it.
Yeah.
I wasn't looking for the invitation because we weren't just showed up anyway, because
I was thinking of being a trap to get me to the White House to arrest me.
I even think he's a fucking underground FBI agent.
He says he works for the government,
but he never says really what he does.
So I'm not looking for me to be there
because you wouldn't want me there
because you would be arresting me.
I'm looking for a lifetime ban for a couple of casinos.
I open my mouth to God damn much.
And you're gonna fucking know me?
Yeah, I don't know.
Wait, do I go overboard anything?
No.
Just a little bit.
No, I mean, I'll let you get a little bit.
I want to work down.
Yo, it's, you're destroying Trump's legacy.
You are.
If you think you're not, you are.
Because he made promises.
And this is the one thing I have a problem.
I think I mentioned last week,
he's great about putting out EOs.
He's great about doing a lot of shit.
Nobody's following up on it.
Okay?
How many J6 are still in jail?
Pam Bondi.
These guys, they're not being released for prison
and you're okay with this?
Grab some US Marshals and get the fucking work.
Don't worry about the FBI cash.
You're gonna need some time to clean that house up
before he's asked to resign if he can't do it.
Get some US Marshals, go arrest the warden
of those prisons.
I think it's just one prison, technically.
Whatever, arrest them.
Take control of that prison.
Get those people out of fucking jail.
No, you're just like,
I'm gonna hold my breath until I get the,
oh, that's what I imagine you do.
I imagine you at your office holding your breath
because you have no other power.
But you do, you just don't realize it.
Oh, God, oh, fuck.
Why don't we talk about this week's winner challenge?
Since...
I do, whatever.
Do you wanna do, I mean...
Well, I came up with one,
but we found out that a lot of our listeners
don't like X or the social media and don't blame them.
That's cool.
So what we wanna do is,
well, it's, it might be a little bit different now
than it was this morning when I thought of it.
Send us,
not honestly, well, you tell us who you are,
but we won't post it online.
We'll post it as it's us,
or we'll put it from a listener.
However we wanna do it.
Or you can post it yourself, if you're on it.
Go to X, tag it in us, or send it to us.
We'll post it, your best advice to Pam Bondi.
And if it's fucking resigned now, you'll win.
You gotta go through the wheel.
I know the wheel.
But she needs to resign now, or you do her fucking job.
You are protecting child rapist.
Understand that.
The fucking person who posted that Rick Roll video,
said, if they're elected official, censor them.
You can find them.
Don't find them a dollar like they did Adam Schiff.
Ooh, ooh, we're finding them.
The fucking biggest scam artist in this town
who's made so much money on a $150,000 salary.
He's a multimillionaire, and we find him a dollar.
Oh God, that must have hurt.
Work with Congress, or the House of the Senate,
find them, get them, make them famous,
so we can primary them.
If the Republicans will primary them,
the Democrats will make sure.
No, it's not Republican, it's House GOP judiciary.
Oh, okay.
I heard this like in the day, so I don't know a lot.
I just saw it was Rick Roll, and I'm like,
you mother, first of all, the 1990s called,
they want their fucking prank batch.
Seriously, am I gonna get my bed short-sheeted by you guys?
You guys are sick of my house, I short-sheet my bed?
Or wait, oh no, no, no.
You can put a buck in the water above my front door,
so I walk in the front door,
a buck in the water falls on my head.
That's funny.
40 fucking years ago.
There's a penny in there.
You're gonna create me in there?
Might as well, because right now I am fucking,
I mean, I'm trying to be hospital and funny about this,
but you're protecting child rapist.
Let me think here, Bill Clinton,
not the Bill Clinton you go of,
because it's a different one, because that one gets sued.
Tom Hanks, but again, we discussed this last week,
it's not the Tom Hanks, but the buddies
of different Tom Hanks, so we think.
There's a lot, Jimmy Campbell's like, I wasn't there.
You hired the fucking chef!
You hired Epstein chef at both of the restaurants.
Oh, but you happened to bump into him in the street,
so you're walking your happy ass down the street,
bah-dum, bah-dum, bah-dum, boom, you bump into him,
oh, you're a chef?
Oh, living by your restaurant.
You didn't know who the Epstein chef?
You didn't know Jimmy Campbell?
Really?
You didn't know?
Are you stupid?
Oh, God.
I got some good news.
What?
You know what Kathleen Kennedy is?
Yeah, she's, well, no, I mean, she's a Kennedy, I guess.
I know I don't know.
I bear a lot of issues.
I don't think she, well, she might be related to them,
but that's not who she is.
So, she was like Steven Spielberg
and George Lucas' assistant way back in the day.
Wait, so Steven Spielberg, so, oh, wait,
that's the dude that's on the Epstein Island list.
Oh, we don't know that yet, but I bet he is.
But, so if you watch all the old Indiana Jones movies
and I want you to, like, the producers, she's in there.
Oh, okay, cool.
And then she took over LucasArts
before the new Star Wars movies.
Sweet.
So she's responsible for all that shit?
She's an idiot.
Well, here's the good news.
Oh, she's gone!
Yeah.
Gone, get your ass out!
She ruined those fucking franchises.
Yeah, she did.
And everybody was criticizing her nonstop
and they just kept fucking throwing money at her,
make some more movies, make some more movies,
ruin the franchise, and now she's gone.
So, maybe we'll start getting some good Star Wars
in Indiana Jones movies.
I doubt it.
How about we move forward?
How about we do something that's an original thought?
Have we heard about that in Hollywood?
No, we don't do that.
We want an original thought.
No, we don't.
We're gonna go back and we're gonna, oh, so what?
Okay, never would have brought this up until today.
The Magnum PI, they brought back Magnum PI, right?
Really? I didn't know that.
I was like five years ago.
So I'm like, you know what?
I dug Tom Selleck and the little dude that was,
yeah, he was just fun.
So I watched the first episode, I'm like, okay.
Cause the Hawaii Five-O, they brought that back,
loved that show, they did it right.
Okay.
The Magnum PI won.
So in the, close to the end of the TV show,
the first episode, he's driving in the classic
Tom Hanks red Ferrari and he, a helicopter,
cause somebody does something and he's gotta jump out of it
and he jumps into the helicopter and they blow it out.
Really?
This pisses me off too.
Because here's the thing.
You have a job because of Tom Selleck.
Did such a great job and you wanted to make it your own.
You're like, I'm gonna make this one.
Let's blow up the red Ferrari that's classic in this.
Guess what?
He didn't even know what even happened.
Cause I don't think you made it past the first season,
you prick.
Okay.
Who else are you gonna pick on?
Just name a name.
Hey, well, we're talking about reboots.
Cobra Kai just finished up.
Oh, I know what I did.
That I actually dug.
Cobra Kai is really good.
Yeah, I did.
And the ending was really good too.
Everything wrapped up.
Like no one's story left is left dangling.
And there were some teasers.
Yeah, I don't know.
How far did you get?
I thought I was caught up.
Apparently it came out.
I must be.
Yeah, well, he just came out.
I must be.
Okay, so like without getting into too many spoilers,
there were some mysterious things about Mr. Miyagi
in the last couple episodes.
And you're like going into it.
It's like, wait, you never resolved that.
And then boom, everything just fucking tied into the box.
Oh, I got it.
It's beautiful.
So here's the thing.
I don't consider that a reboot.
Well, yeah.
That's what I guess.
Continuation.
Yes, and or continuation.
Yes, they took the concept
and they carried it out to its natural end.
That's, there's some additional thought in that.
Now I don't mind you borrowing some shit from the past,
but make it your own.
And you also have to respect it.
You can't just like, oh, here's the laser swords
and fire powers.
No, I mean, I'm not a huge person watching TV anymore.
No, I said, dude, I like seriously watched
like old shows on Netflix.
No, I was, I was, holy shit.
Oh God, little house in the prairie.
Okay.
Have you ever, do you watch that again?
No.
Just to be a favor,
you know, you're the premise panda, right?
Sort of.
Watch the first season.
That shit was dark as fuck.
Really?
Oh my God.
I mean, I don't want to say
portrayed how they were in the planes days.
I get that.
But I mean, like there was like death, destruction.
You know, there was a lot of shit that I'm like,
I don't remember this as a kid.
I've been watching the outer limit
or not the outer limits, the twilight zone.
The original twilight zone.
Yeah.
Those are really good.
Yeah.
Okay, so now we brought Hollywood into this kind.
I know this well.
Hey, get all the fucking Epstein Island people
in Hollywood, get them on, I don't know their names.
More importantly,
I just forgot what I was gonna say.
Oh no, Gene Hackman died today.
Yeah.
Was it today or yesterday?
Something here actually happened.
Probably three weeks ago.
Did you hear the actual details?
Sort of, it's not good.
What the fuck dude?
Like, his wife and his dog were all just like lying there.
So the dog was in a cage.
Okay.
So that makes it even weirder.
First of all, it was carbon monoxide.
We had two dogs and one of the dogs was survived.
Because he was out of the cage.
Okay, but carbon monoxide doesn't care about cages.
Right, cause there was no carbon monoxide.
The wife was found an extra heater.
So if you were laying next to a heater,
that means you plugged in that heater,
which means it doesn't have carbon monoxide.
It's electric.
Space heaters don't hook up the gas.
The only gas space heaters,
they are construction sites and they hook up
to a propane tank and they shoot a flame out about four feet.
It's unsafe, but we're adults in a construction site.
We know how not to get barbecued.
Oh, I got something else to say.
Apparently a sheriff over there said
that they're treating it as suspicious.
They should.
Cause initially I thought maybe murder, suicide,
and I'm not judging.
I'm not judging on this.
I get it.
Gene Hackman was 95 years old
and maybe he was ending towards the end of his life.
But I, so I thought maybe the wife killed him
and then killed herself.
And I, no judgment on that.
I truly don't want to judge that or make fun of that.
But I think the wife died first.
I don't know.
The wife's body was in more rigorabordness than his was.
That would be like hours though.
Well, more rigorabordness.
They didn't say like, like,
Right, but if it was within 10 minutes,
you wouldn't be able to tell that.
So apparently it looks like the wife died first.
Well, I have a theory.
Oh, I think Alex Baldwin did it.
It was in New Mexico.
Hey, go get Alex Baldwin.
I'm sure he's on the up-to-down list.
But we would know.
Now we'll be Pam Bondi, resign now,
or give us that fucking list so we can stop.
See, here's the thing.
If we wouldn't have had that list out,
guess what we could have done.
We might have been able to get it
out of Ditty a little bit earlier
and stop, maybe we couldn't stop Justin Bieber
from being raped.
You are the reason Justin Bieber was raped.
You weren't even in an office yet,
but I don't cares, because I'm pissed.
Okay, I'm trying to mix some humor in here.
It's just not funny.
It's not landing the way I want it to.
So no, so, oh, that was the other thing
I thought we could do is name your favorite
Gene Hackman movie.
But I liked it, Bondi, one of the first ones.
We're gonna fucking make her famous.
Because apparently she's not famous enough
because she thinks she can get away with this bullshit
she's doing right now.
But what is your favorite Gene Hackman movie?
Well, okay, what counts as a Gene Hackman movie?
Because I know you said Unforgiven.
Unforgiven, it's amazing.
And he's in it, but he's not the star.
So like.
Yeah, but I mean, he was up against,
he's rid of Morgan Freeman and he held his own.
Like a movie booker.
See, I don't want to say Unforgiven
because obviously that's my answer of a movie he's in.
I don't consider that a Gene Hackman.
But don't you think that's harder for an actor
to go up against heavyweights like himself?
He's a heavyweight too.
Wait, but the point is like,
I've already said Unforgiven for the last challenge.
Okay.
And you already said Unforgiven.
So like, we're all going nowhere.
Like he's been in, he was in French Connection.
Yeah.
Conversation that one Oscar.
Oh, Gary Sinise was, no fucking,
Lieutenant Dan, Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump.
Yeah.
What's his name Gary?
It's a Gary Sinise.
Okay, he was in a movie with Gene Hackman.
He was on the radio today.
Which is not a right,
there's another friend I want to go on.
Brian, kill me.
Please somebody Sinise,
then fucking say you don't like Trump.
Get over with it.
Nobody, nobody what you're saying.
You won't say it,
but you'll say it without saying it.
We get it.
You don't like Trump.
You're a rhino on what you are,
be proud of what you are.
If you're gay, be proud that you're gay.
Okay.
I'm not saying you're gay.
I'm just saying be proud of what you are.
And you're anti-Trump person.
You've been doing this shit for years.
You're trying.
Unfortunately, I have to listen to a show.
When I drive to work,
it's really the only talk radio we have here in Vegas.
That's national.
And I'm forced to listen for 20 minutes a day
and he just disgusts me.
But apparently he gives me shit to talk about
on the air here,
because I've been talking about it a couple of times.
No, he was even like a year,
like living the Bud Light thing,
like the Bud Light band,
because they had fans on the can.
Like two months after the Bud Light thing,
he was like, come on people,
stop boy cutting Bud Light.
We need to stop this.
You made your point.
Oh, how much of Bud Light pain
to say that you fucking show?
Hey, who gives a fuck?
You Fox News shill.
All right.
You got a problem with me?
Come to Vegas.
Let me know when you're here.
You can sit here next to me
or we can meet the fucking alley.
I don't give a shit.
You're a fucking shill
and you need to fucking admit you're anti-Trump
because you won't do it
because you'll lose listeners.
But yet you'll make in your windows
and you're fucking,
because I forgot what he said,
but it was just like,
he'll make in your windows like,
well, the cabinet's not really doing it.
What the fuck is this?
I'm just, I'm done with him.
Dude, just say you're anti-Trump
but I have more respect for you.
I'm gonna go with the Poseidon adventure.
Ooh, good one.
I just can't do, I can't not do Unforgiven.
I know, I just don't consider it a Gene Hackman movie.
But it's a Clint Eastwood movie.
No, but we have powerhouses like that.
I don't care, it's not a,
it's so much harder as an actor.
I say that like I don't know what I'm talking about.
But going up against Clint Eastwood and Morgan Freeman,
but he can hold his own.
He always kind of laid low and kind of-
This is not his movie.
Yeah, but it's on his list though.
But he's in.
He is an amazing actor.
We are less of a country or less of people
because he's not, he's not gonna go with us.
So I'll say that.
Well, he wasn't on Epstein's list.
Well, I actually better to say that.
I'm pretty sure he's not on Epstein Island's list.
But if he is, I'm gonna be very disappointed.
I will call that out.
Very loudly, of course.
I just don't think he was.
I don't think Clint Eastwood is.
I think Clint Eastwood definitely isn't.
Morgan Freeman, I would be shocked.
I'd be shocked if he had a Reeves on that list.
Well, for him, yeah, for sure, yeah.
But I'll say it loud as I can if they are.
But I mean, you get somebody like, you know, Tom Hanks.
Did you say Tom Hanks?
I didn't say that.
You didn't say that?
Come on, Junior Kimball.
Did you say Jimmy Kimball?
I didn't say that.
Mike, okay.
Somebody said-
I mean, like that's a reverb or something?
Like what's going on here?
This mic, I mean, it's an old fashioned looking mic,
but it's new.
It shouldn't have reverb or that fucking pen files.
Yeah, sue the white companies, man.
Yeah, don't sue me.
I'll give you my bills.
And especially the IRS, they have big balls.
Remember, delete, delete, delete.
Oh, Pam Bondi, if you can't handle the fucking
going to New York, why don't you grab big balls?
Grab big balls, take him in there with you.
At least he has.
I don't want to make this a sex with thing,
but proverbial balls,
because you don't have proverbial balls.
I think big balls are busy.
You know what?
I think you can take, I think you don't have a mask,
but I'd pick up Rick for this.
You're just collecting those emails.
And I think they, oh, I didn't say this last week,
I wanted to say it.
I'm not concerned about Elon Musk stealing my shit,
because Elon Musk could empty my bank accounts,
empty, like take the next six paychecks I'm getting,
steal my house from me, sell it for the equity,
take any equity I have in my cars,
and put all that in his bank account,
the next morning he'll wake up and go, huh.
And you'd come out ahead?
No, but he would be like, huh.
No, no, he'd be like,
I don't see this number, is this number bigger?
I'm rich, I don't, oh, oh, oh, if you look at like,
the seven number over from the left,
I think that went up a digit.
Really, you fucking idiots.
Let's talk about Elon Musk.
Okay, Elon Musk, my hero, you are.
He may or may not like you,
he's just, you're smarter than you are.
Okay.
Or you know what, Elon Musk is smarter than you are,
but just give it to him, he needs something.
Okay, so, sorry, sorry, I have to call you up for that
every time, every fucking time.
So Pam Bondi, guess what?
Help Elon Musk, he's not an appointed cabinet member,
he's not being paid for this,
the dude sleeping on a cot in a,
probably in a homeless camp, I don't know.
But you guys are out there leaving him
sweet with his dick in the wind,
not helping him, not supporting him,
he is saving this country.
Seriously, he has called out more shit
than I even imagined was out there.
I always knew there was some corruption,
I always knew something was wrong.
I'm like, huh, we seem to go over tax too,
we're getting a lot of money,
we're not getting, we're not seeing the benefit from it.
He just fucking proved it,
and you're fucking letting the media go after him.
Now, I get it, the media, you can't arrest them
even if they lie, because apparently they're allowed
to lie, because Joy Reed, but she got fired, didn't she?
Yeah, so.
Oh, and Rachel Madcow or Madcow or Mad,
whatever the fuck she is, they fired her whole staff,
left her on there.
So apparently she's just gonna be a blurry idiot
like she always has been anyway.
No, no, no, Trump bad, Orange man bad.
No, so no, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it,
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it,
so protect Elon Musk, don't stand behind Elon Musk,
stand in front of him, get out there, protect him,
if a news organization is gonna lie about him,
fucking kick them out of the DC White House room.
Kick them out, you want us to come,
and we're not gonna come, but.
I will go.
You'll go, dude, I'm gonna go kick them out of the house,
kick it and scream it and spit mask and,
but that's fine, but seriously,
if they're gonna lie about Elon Musk or lie about anything,
but if you can't arrest them,
because you can't arrest the media,
they have a right to say what they wanna say,
and I support that 100%, but if they're lying,
kick them out of the press room.
They're not allowed, they're not allowed
to interview any Republican again
until they apologize for the lie.
Elon Musk is doing what needs to be done,
and they're pissed off.
What, oh, wait, we're all of a sudden,
they're all fired, the big talent?
Oh my God, we can't afford the big talent,
why can't you afford,
because USA was pecking paying their salaries.
So they would say what the Democrats wanted them to say.
Well, so let's talk about the Elon Musk stuff.
Okay, because last week we mentioned,
hey, Elon Musk can only do the executive stuff, right?
Because Congress controls the purse.
And we said, Congress, you need to do your jobs
and not vote to increase the debt.
Well, they voted to increase the debt.
That's why Thomas Massey stood up for what is right.
Thomas Massey was the only no on the Republicans.
So I-
All the Democrats said no, but obviously we know what was.
I want to address this.
I want the no tax on tips,
because promises delivered.
No tax on Social Security, promises delivered,
promises kept.
I get it, Trump, you're doing your best on that.
I get it, if the Senate shuts it down,
we're gonna know their names.
Don't fucking hide their names,
we'll primary their assets too.
The problem is that's all one bill.
I know, see that's, Jesus Christ,
you're just from a far enough place.
Another omnibus, Dave Bongino was for it,
Trump is for it, it's an omnibus.
And which way you look at it?
You guys make money.
You make money from your salaries in Congress.
You make money from your lobbyists that pay you big money.
You make money from, well, stock tips,
because as soon as you become a Congress member,
they must inject you with a being a genius fucking
stock investor, like Dan Crenshaw.
That one is like a one-eyed bitch.
You wanna kill me bitch, come on, come to my house.
You know where I live, you don't know,
you haven't heard anything, so I'm not
having that much money for you one-eyed little bitch.
Now, I don't wanna disrespect you because of one eye,
because you are a veteran, you lost it there,
and that's fine, I respect that,
I don't want to make you for your service, but fuck you.
You're threatening to kill Tucker Carlson?
Really?
Come at me bitch, come at me bro.
You're just going off on your own.
I'm doing a piss, I'm sorry.
You're seeing a totally different sign to me
because I'm pissed.
We're talking about the bill.
Oh, wait, what bill?
The bill to, I remember.
Trump, you have to veto this bill,
this bill is bullshit, or the Senate has to stop it.
No.
Yes, it has to stop.
What's your problem with it?
They're increasing the debts.
Okay.
That's the problem, no problem.
Okay, I haven't been really fucking busy.
I have a job that I never work at,
but lately, I've been working, working.
What, how much is the debt increase?
A lot, I think it was a trillion or something, like a lot.
Okay, and that's why you stopped doing fucking omnibuses.
Right, split this shit up.
I wanna see no tax on tits.
All right, vote that separately.
I wanna see no tax on social security.
Now, there's no tax on, I've been trying to figure this out.
Is it just on security or pensions as well?
I don't know, I didn't look at that part.
Yeah, I can't figure it out.
I support Thomas Massie voting, no.
Everybody who's giving you our time out, fuck them.
Thomas Massie, you're, I haven't looked at the bill a lot,
but I trust you, and I understand you're like Ron Paul.
Ron Paul would have voted no for it too,
and I support that.
But you also make sure probably the passing vote.
So I don't wanna get deep in the weeds on that one,
but we need the no tax on tits.
We need the no tax on social security.
Split it out, make separate bills.
It's not that fucking hard.
They do this shit on purpose,
because the whole point of Elon Musk
is to stop this bleeding, right?
To stop spending this money,
but if you're gonna increase the debt,
then you're spending more fucking money.
Well, but okay, so let's kind of talk about that a little bit.
I don't, did you watch that video I posted on X?
Which one?
The one that was a smart dude talking about finances.
You probably thought you were smarter than him,
so you didn't watch it.
I don't know which talking about it.
I got a fucking date at every single time.
I can't let something go by without fucking with it.
But he is actually fairly smart.
I mean, not as smart as me, but okay.
I don't know what video you're talking about.
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
It was earlier.
This is all this morning.
Oh, this guy, right there.
I did not watch this.
So basically, the gist of that is
Elon Musk has saved us more money
than we collect in federal income tax.
Rightfully, so.
So stop that money.
Get rid of it under income tax.
Look after this bill is doing it.
Like, Elon can't stop it next year.
He can only stop it this year.
Right, but what if the spending is necessary?
Because we get, we, you guys have bills to pay.
No, fuck that.
No, we gotta pay down the debt.
Okay, okay, hold on a second.
I understand, I don't understand finances.
I'm not, I'm trying to.
The way the debt works is the government issues are by, okay?
Okay.
And somebody buys that bond for cash.
And then the government pays interest on it
every quarter, I think.
And then when the bond term is up,
they paid the face value of the bond.
And the transaction's complete, okay?
So do you own any US bonds?
No, I think we have one.
I made, I don't.
I think now you have one.
I don't own any US bonds.
No, no, somebody gave my son one when he was born
for like $100 or something.
Okay.
I don't know, we cashed,
maybe if we cashed it in or we saw, you can have it.
I don't own any bonds.
Do you know anybody that owns any bonds?
I did some Chinese people.
Okay, do you know them?
Some Russian people?
Do you know them?
No.
Okay, you don't.
So yes, there's a lot of Chinese people
and Russian people and Japanese people.
Hey, they did the Japs along to make good whiskey.
And there's also a lot of like Black Rock
and all these big fights.
These guys are the people that owns bonds.
Right.
So if we don't pay the debts,
they're the ones who lose.
So why do you give a fuck about paying the debts?
Okay, we either,
the responsible thing to do is pair a debt back.
Or, or, or,
You don't have to pay the debts.
You tell them all to fuck off
and we load up on military and say, come at me.
All right, okay, let's put it this way.
Let's say I'm a bank
and I send you a thing in the mail
that says, now Ron Morgan,
you're pre-approved for $100,000 line of credit.
Are you the one fucking calling me,
telling me that all the time?
10% interest.
Fuck.
And there's, there's no questions asked.
So you can just sign your name
and we can be a $100,000 credit.
Okay.
And also, if you don't pass back,
we'll just say mean things about you on the internet.
Are you going to take the loan?
Turn the ground.
Well, what are you going to do?
Are you going to take the $100,000?
Sure, why not?
But you're not going to pay me back, right?
No, you're going to say,
what, I'm mean to the internet?
Okay, well then,
why should we pay back these bondholders?
It's the responsible thing to do.
What's the responsible thing
to pay back your loan to me?
I would.
I mean, I said,
I wanted to yes, and you,
but I won't see what you want me back.
Why do you feel so bad for the bankers
and the Chinese coming in?
Because they, if they invest in our country.
So what?
But we also realized that they were invested
in a fucking sinking ship.
Right.
Who, yeah, I mean.
When you, when you get loans,
you're taking a risk.
And the risk is they don't,
they don't pay you back.
So fuck you, where do I-
Well, actually, our China debt
should be where I think it's a fucking coper.
Well, China's fucking China sell it all.
They don't want you to want it anymore.
Because we don't have the gold
to back up our currency.
Right.
Which is, we're never going to Fort Knox.
This is my envision right now.
I don't think I said this last week,
but I envision people in Fort Knox right now
with bricks and gold paint.
No, so I was like,
there's a lot of libertarians out there
shitting on the dough's check,
the $5,000 check.
And they were like,
oh, we should use that money to pay down today.
And then I responded like,
oh yeah, we should really consider
the big banks and Chinese governments.
Right, because what about them?
Right.
It was money sold out of our pocket.
Literally, I actually felt the gold in my pocket.
What if this bill passes,
they're going to steal more money out of your pocket?
That's what they're doing.
I mean, you're probably right.
Again, I don't, the finance,
hopefully I'm trying to understand,
I'm trying to learn about-
You explained it.
You did, but you know, I don't know.
I mean, and that's fine,
but I'm for the dough's checks.
And because if you,
we talked about this last week,
you give Americans money, we spend it.
That will increase, it's like money.
I just-
Right, but the point is,
if they pass this debt or if they pass this bill,
inflation goes up at that point.
See, okay, now you got me.
You're right.
Fuck a nasty, 100% right, dude, love ya.
Always have never questioned you,
because here's the thing.
It's like, I've always said that
if you want to pass a bill and you want to sound good,
you go, free ice cream cones for kids every day.
Right.
And everyone goes, oh my God, Mikey,
it's a free ice cream cone.
The kids are like,
I get a free ice cream cone every day.
And then the pork and the gold ball,
the bullshit gets added into it.
One bill at a fucking time, people,
stop the omnibus shit.
Bongino, you were for this.
I don't, I disagree with you.
It's we need to do one bill at a time.
Well, as I said, it might knock it out of the Senate
because the ramp up will probably go no.
Okay, is there still?
That would bring in the tiebreaker, I think.
So we need one person.
I believe they can do two or three.
Because those who say no to that,
is when they were going after cash, Patel, they say.
Mike Lee might say no.
It's not, it's gonna be no.
But here's the thing, guys,
if you feel passionate about it,
and you want to vote no on it,
then go to the American people.
We're paying attention now.
We're not the dumb people from the 80s
and 90s going, oh, Fox News said this.
Oh, oh, CNN said this.
No, we're paying attention now.
Okay, let us know what's in it.
We're not gonna pass it to read it.
Like Nancy Pelosi used to say,
we need to tell us why.
We're here, we're listening, we'll support you.
But tell us why.
Massey, get on some press conferences.
If they won't let you on,
you're welcome on this podcast anytime.
You can appeal to our 22 listeners.
There you go.
Half of them were in Europe.
And then we got to Trinidad and Tobacco.
I don't give a damn.
They really want to interview Massey.
It started here, brother.
Go on any, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you and Kat turned around and tagged a little bit.
That's been really funny to me too.
Because I do trust you as a politician.
One of the few that I do.
JD Vance, I'm pretty sure I'm okay with him as well.
He's gotta fucking earn some credit for me though.
But yeah, no, let us know why.
Come out, you politicians have hit from us for years.
And you guys, you're not getting this shit.
You don't have control of the media anymore.
We do.
Not we, but we.
The Royal we, we have control.
We have more listeners than CNN, MSNBC.
Again, not we.
Well, no, no, no, no, no.
I think we have more listeners than MSNBC.
We will challenge everyone on one.
Especially Jordan Reed, you fucking dumb.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Okay, if you understood that,
you know exactly how to feel about her.
So yeah, just tell us why.
We're here, show us the paperwork, post it online.
I'm sure you guys are allowed to do that.
It is online.
You gotta go to that house.gov bullshit.
Yeah, did you read it?
No, it's from the pages.
I have no fucking idea.
Yeah, just tell us why you went about knowing
and we'll support you.
Well, you did.
You wrote an X about it.
It was a lot.
It makes my brain hurt.
But we'll give him that later on too, I think.
I think we're gonna be doing a bunch of shit.
What have we got, man?
I'm sure.
I'm just getting warmed up.
If I was half the man I used to be,
I'd burn this place to the ground.
Not my house, the country.
That was Al Pacino in the cinema, Woman.
I love that.
It was a good fucking, it was Al Pacino.
Dude, please, Al Pacino, don't be on the episode.
I do not like that movie.
Really?
It's so fucking pretentious.
Like, it's not about anything.
Oh, no, the final scene.
Oh, burn this place to the ground.
It's boring.
When you get Al Pacino, it gets going.
You gotta love it.
Yeah, but it's just, I don't know what I'm saying.
It's a boring movie.
Oh, speaking of old-time actors, Robert De Niro.
You on the episode?
I was there too.
Of course he was.
You probably financed it.
What are you talking about?
That's so nasty, we was fucking old with kids.
Come on, man, come at me, bro.
You know we started off in Porto, right?
Please tell me that's true.
Yes.
Give me one name with Porto.
I don't fucking, it was really old.
Like, it was like,
I mean, I don't want to see his dick or anything.
Tell me, bro.
Yeah, you will.
I mean, he's like this big, his dick's probably this big.
If you look it up, he's like this big.
Cause I'm this big and my dick's like this big.
It's on there, it's on the internet.
Oh, mother fucker.
Yeah, he's scared off.
He has such a piece of shit.
But here's the thing, he's a really good fucking actor.
He used to be.
Bronx tail.
He used to be.
I mean, again, he wasn't really the main character in that,
but he was a, oh, a casino.
Ah, but then he gets his fucking wacky shit,
thinking he's Hollywood elite.
He can tell us what to do.
You and your fucking shoes that give you a two inch lift
cause you're short as fucks.
You short fucking little man.
Come at me, bro.
I don't know what I, what is funny,
this come at me, bro, thing was,
was actually made, I actually brought that in
for a different segment and it was,
it was actually going to be hashtag,
don't come at me, bro.
Cause when I get into my next story,
when I calm down and come off my high horse,
I'll get into that a little bit later.
Later now, man.
How much time do we have?
Oh shit, we're 45 minutes.
I thought it was five minutes.
I didn't know.
Don't pay attention to your shit.
All right, what else you got?
Oh, I don't really have any stories.
So.
Oh yeah, let's just go, let's go forward.
So the bird learned to code.
Yeah.
That was in the coal miners getting laid off, right?
And they said learn to code.
Yeah.
So they wanted blue collar workers to learn to code.
Right.
You used to working in a tough job,
busting your ass and learn to, it was derogatory.
And the reason I know it was derogatory was
because when they, when the reporters
are getting laid off a couple of years later,
they would have been like, oh, learn to code, learn to code.
Social media fucking shut it all down.
So that being said,
since they want to be derogatory to the blue collar workers,
try to disrespect us, fuck you.
Try to live in a country without us.
Okay, fix your own fucking toilet.
I'm gonna get ahead of myself.
So what I came up with today was,
well, I came up with it, but they apparently
it's been used before, but it's been used before
in a different meeting and it's learned to plumb.
And it was, it's been used before in the trades
or diploma, learned to electrical,
learned to, you know, carpentry, that kind of stuff.
So I created this meme and I may have fucked up
the hashtag or I, I did.
Twitter, Twitter, what is your use for hashtags?
Hey Elon Musk, come on man, I'm pro you.
Don't fuck me up cause I made a mistake.
So I put, I made a little meme and it said,
all the other point, federal workers, learn to plum.
So if somebody, cause I can't do it,
I'd love to see that trending.
I'd be happy if I wake up in a couple of days
as he learned to plum because they want to make fun
of blue collar workers and go learn to go.
Cause here's the thing, blue collar workers
could be computer people, computer people
could be blue collar workers.
We all have brains, we all take stuff in,
we all process it our way, we put it out.
We can all learn what each other knows.
We just choose not to.
Like Dave knows how to like type, like with,
like multiple fingers, I do the headhunt and peck method.
I can learn that, but I don't want to.
Okay, I know.
And a lot of blue collar workers want to be blue collar
workers and you want to become a millionaire right now,
it might be getting to the trades.
So because the trades, we're getting into this,
we've broken that six figure ceiling,
we're making a ton of money in the trades.
So these, these employees that are like, I can't believe,
I have to answer an email on four things
that I did last week.
No, it was five.
Oh, it was, oh, it was five.
Oh, then you guys are right.
You pucking pussy ass little bitches.
I, I'm not going to justify my job.
It's, um, and actually though there was a,
they played.
You have to talk about this shit.
Like we, in programming, we have this,
this design philosophy called Agile.
Okay.
A lot of places are doing that these days.
And you literally every single day meet
for five to 10 minutes and say what you did.
Wait, what?
Every day.
How dare you?
That's how it was.
How dare you do that?
So you federal workers that are going to be fired.
Well, so you don't even admitted this the other day.
He put the email out.
It was a, what do you call it?
A pulse check?
Yeah.
He just wanted to know if you were fucking alive
and you, why me ass little bitch is like,
oh, I can't believe I have to say five things
that I did last week.
And I was supposed to work five days.
So I have to do one thing a day
and you can't justify that.
Nope, they can't.
I mean,
Learn to plum, learn to plum.
Well, we will, you,
oh, so here's my advice for you federal workers.
When you learn to plum,
it's only two things you need to know about plumbing.
Plumbers, don't come at me, bro.
Again, it's a joke, lighten up.
There's two things you need to know about plumbing.
Shit flows downhill and pay days on Friday.
That's all you need to know.
You'll figure out the rest.
And here's my question.
They always ask people,
well, I'm a plumber.
Oh, yeah.
Have you been hitting the face of the turd yet?
You have been hitting the face of the turd.
You might be a plumber, but you're not a plumber.
And then you're gonna get some plumbers like,
oh, I know how to plumb.
I wouldn't get hit the face of the turd.
I know what to do.
Do you come to my fucking building a back ride,
one of my risers.
And when that fucking router,
you know, you just got through the clog,
you got about three seconds to get off that ladder
and run before you hit the face of the turd.
Okay, good plumbers.
We got to suck it up.
I got a great immune system
because I've been hit the face of the turd before.
And I don't care.
It's not that gross.
It's not that disgusting.
It's what it kinda is.
It's pretty gross.
But it's part of your job.
You just put your little work suit on,
little hat on, you kind of like cover up.
Let that shit just kind of, it happens.
It's gonna happen.
You open up, you get these plumbers
in a high rise.
They don't know they're in a high rise.
They're like, well, I got a rod from this clean out.
And they unscrew this clean out
and they don't realize that line is charged
with the next 10, 12 feet up or above it
with shit, turds and now kinds of stuff.
And they open that up and it just comes rushing out at them.
I find that really funny
because they're not paying attention.
But the reality is,
learn to plum bitches, you're out of the job.
You got a seven month paycheck on them?
Eight. Eight months?
Yeah, eight.
Yeah, whatever.
No, cause it was March.
We were in March, dude.
It's September.
Is it in September or beginning of September?
They said it was in the paychecks.
I don't know.
In the federal budget.
I think the fiscal year is in October.
Why in September?
Okay, in September.
So you got some months, learn to plum then.
Go ahead.
And we need to please somebody figure out
how to get that trending.
Holy shit, I can't even talk.
I'm so excited.
It's like, oh, pay my money sucks.
Cache Patel, pull it to plum.
I'm all over the place, guys.
If you watch this for the first time,
I'm not normally this worked up, I'm just pissed off.
So.
It's a good thing because I have lung cancer.
I got you too.
And I'm not sick.
And here's the thing, I got lung infection
because my wife got lung infection
because she's a teacher, she's around children with autism.
She gets like slobber burgers and shit off one end.
No, no, I ran the self-cleaner myself.
Oh, stop it.
No, no, listen.
I couldn't hire a Mexican to clean myself,
so I had to do a bit of soap and I fucked it up.
A pan that was like covered in crust.
Okay.
And I put it in the self-cleaning.
Wait, you put a pan in there?
That didn't work out well.
Well, the pan is fine.
You didn't know about anything?
No, the pan survived.
You understand that when you go self-cleaning,
you've got two burners, electric stove, correct?
No, it's gas.
Okay, it cranks up that heat-seizing net.
More than, when you make those little-
This is a fucking steel pan, what are you talking about?
All right, well, I don't know if it's a-
I mean, it's gonna melt steel pans.
Deceptive oil.
No, so-
That was the 9-11 files that came on me.
It was a dirty pan that I couldn't clean
without a lot of work.
And I'll just put it in the oven,
because I've done this before.
Sure.
And it was just a little too much grunk and grime,
and smoke filled the whole fucking place.
And I was coughing in my eye burden,
and I developed a cough of meth.
So wait, so you didn't use any chemical?
No.
You just used heat.
Yes.
And you used heat to clean your food chunks
that were on the stove.
So nothing hit your lungs other than-
Smoke.
Smoke from food chunks that you left in your oven.
What gave you cancer?
The food?
Did you cook-
Have you cooked Girl's House Cookies?
And that might've been Girl's House Cookies.
You might have cancer if you cook Girl's House Cookies.
Dude, you're a weak little bitch,
got a little lung infection.
Probably got it for me last week when we kissed.
I think so.
No, I kissed her last week, you said pay attention.
Because I've had lung infection,
guess what I haven't done?
Taking no medicine for it.
I fucked this shit up, the Pope's got it,
perhaps hospitalized him.
Everybody else I know they're calm and sick.
I can't breathe.
Could it be the birth glue?
It could be anything.
I don't care, could be measles.
I don't know.
They said there was a new release from the Chinese lab.
Oh shit.
You didn't get one of these?
Yeah, Bruno.
That's what it was.
This is nothing compared to COVID.
I had COVID in August of 2020.
That was brutal.
Yeah, because it was being made.
Even the CIA came out so it was being made.
Seriously, our government's like,
oh, we gotta get shit out before Trump catches us.
It was being made.
COVID is being made just sucking up,
dealing with it, your government lied to you.
So is this new thing though?
This new thing, they're saying it leaked from a Chinese,
the same Chinese lab.
Okay, so they're truly trying to kill us with it.
Oh, so in my little education part,
I gotta save what I'm gonna make.
I've been trying to back off the conspiracy shit.
I've been trying to back off, be a happier,
joyful person, which I really am.
But yeah, I got a new conspiracy theory.
I think I'm ready to adopt.
Why don't we put one of that for help?
Have I done, I see music real quick through the lyrics.
I got a bunch of shit that I pissed off about.
Oh man, I want people to hear me.
Twitter is messed up, or Drex is messed up.
You might as well shut me off, I think.
Yeah, you think you're funny, you bitch,
it's the original of me, you mother.
We had a Democrat go, facts matter, really?
Facts matter?
A Democrat saying facts matter?
Shocker.
We won't get in that story though.
You get on my house and respond if you're not dead,
I love that.
Tell me if it's a messy one.
I like this one.
It would seem that, oh wait.
Let's talk about your Chase Oliver thing.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cause he said, what did he say?
I remember when I was old,
and something's like.
Never in my life have I ever seen something.
But no, no, seriously, that is my favorite.
No, not right here, you gotta look at this.
I love, it's a great scene from a movie,
Tommy Boyd, when Tommy Boyd was saying,
well, I have a sale, I take a biscuit,
and I just tear it apart, just look on the axis there,
it's funny.
Chris Farrowley did remiss you,
really wish you didn't have the drug habit.
I think he went to the up to the island.
No, he was too young, he was too,
he died way too soon for that.
He was, I mean he died, same age as John Belush.
Chase Oliver says, I'm old enough to remember
when a GOP Congress was proposed and passed a budget
that reduced deficits instead of growing them.
Yeah.
What did I post on that, I forgot.
Well, he is right that.
I'm not saying he's wrong.
No, no, no, he's right that it's bullshit
that these guys are trying to increase the debt.
That's fair.
What the fuck is he talking about?
How old is he?
Chase Oliver, you're not eight years old.
Shit, wait, you're going against Chase too?
You've always, you've walked the fine line with him.
He's not 80 fucking years old.
What is he talking about?
When has the GOP ever done this?
He's a fucking idiot.
He's a Democrat plant in a libertarian party.
The Mises Caucus took it over two years ago.
And now the fucking Democrat's taking it over.
No, no, no, you answered this
and I got shit from this from my friends
because they thought I did this.
Oh.
But you said I'm old enough to remember
when a libertarian presidential candidate
was actually libertarian.
Yeah.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Okay, how do you figure that?
Who, who are you talking about?
I remember when libertarian candidates used to be libertarians.
Who?
Ron Paul?
You were not old enough to remember that.
88?
I was in fucking high school and high school in 88.
Come on, you don't remember.
I just said what year, how about Bob Barr?
Bob Barr sucks now, but Bob Barr ran for two years in a row.
Then somebody mentions another guy, people.
Ben there, yeah, that was my friend.
Okay, so here's the thing.
Guess what?
It's fucking humor.
It says it right in our website.
We're humor.
It's a joke.
I know who like it.
I don't like Chase Oliver breaking news.
I'm gonna make fun of him every time I fucking can.
He's a Democrat plant, taking over the libertarian party.
Okay, suck it up, deal with it, get the fuck out of my way.
Okay, I don't care what you do, but it's a joke.
I'm trying to poke holes in,
because I don't want this son of a bitch
because I'm done with the libertarian party.
If they go anywhere near,
they can eat by like Chase Oliver again.
Did you post this rooftop Korean thing?
Yeah, I loved it.
It's a comment, man.
You gotta read the comment.
Yeah.
Like, read that, cause you gotta say it.
No, I did.
I just wanted to.
No, read the listeners.
So yeah, someone, declaration of memes posted.
Somewhere in LA, there is a 68 year old Korean
grocery store owner wiping the dust off his Day Woo K1.
And then he showed the famous photo
of the rooftop Koreans during the LA riots.
Yep.
And then Tony Moon replies,
it's never dusty, my friend, always oiled and ready.
And that is the guy.
That is the best.
That dude should be the libertarian party.
He should be a libertarian president.
I'd go for him.
Instead of Chase Oliver, the Democrat,
who's back sitting and boasting and wears a mask,
really people, wake the fuck up.
The Democrat party is taking over the libertarian party
cause they fucked up their party so bad.
It's like, you neighbor's in the next house,
you just go and take, you just move in and take it over.
That's what they're doing, the libertarian party.
Wake up and deal with it.
And she's a joke.
There's one I wanted to talk about a little bit.
So Nancy, someone said in 2021,
Nancy Pelosi was asked if Congress should be banned
from trading stocks.
And she said, no, this is a free market.
And I lied.
Well, she's right.
They shouldn't be banned from trading stocks.
Okay.
They should be banned from making laws
that affect businesses.
I saw that.
That's a great couple.
Wait, hold on.
Right again.
I don't ever get this motherfucking response.
Well, Congress has no authority
to fucking favor businesses.
So what is the whole thing?
Except they do and they can make money off of it.
Well, they don't have any authority.
Oh wait, sorry.
Fuck, did I say that again?
Congress doesn't make money off of stocks.
Their spouses do.
And apparently Dan Crenshaw doesn't have a spouse
and he's just making all kinds of fucking money.
Come at me, bro.
Did you hear either of you killed Dr. Carlson?
Twice.
Fuck him.
I like to do this.
It's a hot mic moment, who cares?
I'm gonna kill Dave.
I don't care.
I don't talk.
No, but like, when you guys say this shit,
right, like you gotta really consider what's the issue.
Cause you're just accepting that Nancy Pelosi
can hurt businesses with laws.
Why do you accept that?
That's nowhere in the Constitution.
She has to shut that down.
I don't.
Right, so if we lived in the world
that Congress obeyed the Constitution,
you wouldn't care that she traded stocks, right?
Cause she would have the same info that we all do.
So like, focus on the real issue.
Congress is usurp all this authority
that they don't rightly have.
Stop letting them do this.
I agree 100%.
So what else I wanna bring up.
We have another person in the podcast right now.
Okay.
It might be a problem for us.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, he might take us right out.
Oh, or just make flock over to him.
Gavin Newsom.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
The Gavin Newsom show.
Come on, Gavin Newsom.
You wanna come on my podcast or come on yours?
We'll help each other out.
Fucking little fiery bitch, you motherfucker.
Oh my God, I can't have myself
with swearing to them cause I'm just fucking mad.
One, two, three, four, five,
five J6 are still in jail, pan body.
What are you gonna do about it?
Go hold your breath until they get released.
Hope you hold it too fucking long.
God damn it.
Fucking do your fucking job.
And this judge, oh, do you see this judge?
Which one?
This is me, quick.
You must restore payments to overseas countries
within 48 hours or else.
You Canadian born little bitch.
You fucking remove him from office.
Start removing these judges from office.
Pay a bondee, guess what?
You could probably do, remove him from fucking office.
You can't do it.
Do yours, why not?
She's a judge.
Is she not the head of all the judges?
No.
Start the, figure out a way to do it.
Remove these judges.
Just ignore them.
No, we tried that.
That was the abudgeno singer.
Ignore them, fuck them.
There's nothing they can do.
Arrest one of them.
If there's something I can't do about it.
No, they're saying shit that's not right.
Doesn't matter, just ignore them.
Punch them in the fucking face.
Just ignore them.
Kick them in the dick, I don't care.
Okay, don't actually kick them in the dick.
The way to piss off a judge is to ignore him
and get away with it.
That's what they hate the most.
No, because Biden pushed in all these fucking
Canadian born judges.
Doesn't matter, just ignore them.
No, I know, it's funny.
They hate that more than anything.
You're probably 100%...
Wait, wait, did I almost, you're 100% right on that?
I know.
Fuck!
Okay, that's fine.
There's nothing worse to a judge
than issuing an order that doesn't get,
it's falling out.
You're actually right on this one.
And I agree that 100% now, I've changed my view.
And I truly have, because ignoring them
pisses them off even more.
Then I posted something else here about Eric Swalware.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Go after, if you see a politician, grab your phone,
become an, you're the new media now.
You are.
We all are fucking go after and trash them.
I tried to get Deena Titus at one of her quote,
unquote rallies.
There was nobody there.
She wasn't there, nobody was there.
Yeah, we have a problem in Nevada.
We can't, we counter the Democrats win.
We gotta fix that shit.
Are we done?
Let's go.
Oh my God, girls are cookies, they're killing people.
Federal employees crying.
Yeah.
Oh, I do, okay.
I do want to thank Kashpatel for hiring Dan Manjit.
I hope he'll come in with a passion that he has.
Cause when he was on Monday morning,
he got a call on Sunday, offered him the job.
On Monday morning, he went on his podcast
and he was talking about it, explaining it,
how he has to separate himself from the media
and do all this stuff.
And he started tearing up.
And no, no, I do like to get it, man.
Cause I think the guys get some passion in him.
And I was talking to my wife who has an Italian
last name as well.
She goes, he's Italian, right?
I go, yeah, she goes, that's why he was tearing up.
And I like, so, dude, please do what you gotta do.
Cause I even posted something on there.
I go after, go get them, go after the criminals.
And by criminals, I mean the politicians.
Go get them, go get them, Dan Manjit.
Somebody's gotta do it because this is bullshit.
It's out of control.
We need to reign this shit in.
Dave do your thing.
Fuck.
All right, so last week we talked about,
the fuck did we talk about?
Do you think I remember?
Talked about bleach bin.
I never realized that five minutes ago.
So I thought about paying, I like paying bondy, right?
I was talking about how nice paying bond is.
Talked about wiping data and bleach bin.
Yeah.
And then I gave a little hint about this week.
Did you get the FBI advice on how to get rid of
fucking FC file bitch?
Yes, we did a whole show on it.
So this week I'm gonna talk about encrypting your hard drives
which kind of takes away a lot of the need
to emergency wiper drives.
So minor operating systems since about 10 years ago
have all supported encrypting your entire hard drive.
So what happens is when you boot up,
you're asked for a password or some other authentication
token like it could be a USB key or anything like that.
And if you can't provide it,
then the drive will not decrypt and it just won't boot.
And it looks like garbage to someone
who's reading that drive.
So like someone with physical access,
let's say they're in your apartments
and they're trying to boot up your computer,
they realize you have an encrypted drive
and like, shit, I can go to the password.
So they rip the drive out and they plug it in somewhere else
and it just looks like garbage data to them.
They just can't read it.
So when the drive is on,
it has the decryption keys in memory
which are also encrypted by your password.
So you type in the password, it decrypts the encryption keys
and then it uses those keys to decrypt the drive.
Oh shit.
When the drive loses power,
all that shit goes back to the decrypted state.
So the one thing you gotta know is that
if physical access is gained
while the drive is decrypted and powered on,
there are ways to get that drive out of there
without losing power.
So this laptop, right,
if the FBI came in and took this laptop,
they could get the data off this drive.
Right.
So make sure that whenever you walk away from your machine,
you lock it or you power it down.
Because that way, if something were to happen,
no one can read the data off your drive.
We hold it.
And I know we brought this up,
but this is how Ross Ulbricht got caught.
So he was working on Silk Road in a public library.
The FBI staged two people getting into a fight
and he got distracted, he got up and walked away,
he did lock his laptop, they snapped the laptop
and they had all the data.
So make sure you lock your laptop and power it down
when you're not using it.
So let's talk about the solutions to the encrypting drives.
There's two major ones that I'm gonna recommend.
One is Luxe and the other one is Veracrypt.
So let's talk about Luxe first.
That's Linux only.
It's integrated with the Linux kernel,
which enables you to encrypt the whole drive
rather than just bits and pieces of it.
It supports multiple keys.
So if you have two different users,
like you and your wife,
you can each have a different password
and still decrypt properly.
And the one downside is that there's no hidden volumes.
So we'll talk about what that is under Veracrypt
because they do support that.
So Veracrypt supports all major operating systems,
Mac, Linux OS, Mac, Linux, Windows.
It doesn't integrate with the kernel,
so the boot drives are unencrypted.
Now normally there's not gonna be anything interesting
on the boot drive, so it's usually not that big of a problem.
But you just gotta make sure that there's no metadata
on the boot drive that could lead to bad things.
So just gotta be a little bit careful with that.
The Windows version can do boot drive encryption,
but that means you have to install
their custom Veracrypt boot loader,
and that means you can't use that machine to do a boot.
So you couldn't do a Windows Linux hybrid
if you're doing that.
Veracrypt only has one decryption key,
so it's just one password for the machine no matter what.
So it does support what's called hidden volumes.
So what this is, is it's a second encrypted volume
inside the main one, which can have a separate password.
And what that does is you can have your normal computer
with like a shit password,
and then when the FBI comes and steals your machine,
you can give them the shit password,
and they can boot it up, and they can look through it,
and they don't see anything out of your computer.
So they can sort of answer their question.
Yeah.
Ah, nice.
However, there are allegedly tools
that can detect hidden volumes.
I couldn't confirm this, so I don't know,
but be very careful if you are gonna use that route.
I know I'm strict Linux in my home,
so I use locks for everything,
but if you do use a different system,
then you're gonna wanna go for Veracrypt.
And Veracrypt is also really good for like USB drives.
So if you're having to USB drives,
install Veracrypt anyway, so you can encrypt those.
So both Luxe and Veracrypt have been in criminal trials
where the government was not able to decrypt the data.
So like we have this on record in court cases
where the FBI was like, we want the data,
but we can't get it.
So they're both very reliable,
like you can trust them essentially,
and they're both open source, so that's why I recommend them.
Windows comes with something called BitLocker,
and that's their Microsoft Windows solution.
So don't use that.
I didn't even know who's gonna say that,
but it's Bill Gates on the list.
If you remember a couple months back,
BitLocker pushed an update to everyone,
and it crashed the entire world for like a week.
Oh, that's right.
Now it's BitLocker.
And like you don't even know
that it's actually encrypting your drive.
So if the FBI goes to Microsoft and says,
hey, give us the drive, they probably have a back door.
Don't trust it.
So it's Bill Gates on the upside of the list?
Oh wait, him, Bonnie, once you're fucking on the snow.
The last thing I wanted to mention was
either system that you choose, either Lux or Veracrypt,
ever since like 2020,
you could actually take your current unencrypted drive
and start encrypting them.
So originally you had to do it from scratch.
You had to reinstall your OS,
but they came up with ways to do it without.
Oh nice.
Without restarting your OS.
So don't wait, right?
Go grab Lux if you're a Limp user,
or go grab Veracrypt for anything else,
and go encrypt your drives right now.
There's no reason to wait.
Sweet.
We got a follow up question, typically.
You may have said this before,
but it just clicked on me today.
So they set up Ross to steal his laptop.
So like a common thief,
they ran in and took his laptop out the door.
They had a warrant.
Oh they did have a warrant.
Well if they had a warrant,
why would these companies ever take your laptop?
Because if he saw them coming,
he would lock his machine.
Okay, so they had a warrant.
Okay, I'll give them that.
I did for you to tell my funny dog story.
So, Monday night, I was doing some work outside the house,
and the cop came around the corner
and pulled up about a block down.
And then the cop came in,
from a different direction, pulled him behind him,
and then the ghetto bird was kind of flying around.
And the ghetto bird left pretty quickly.
So I'm like, okay, but I'm watching these cops.
I'm like, I don't know, whatever.
We don't have cops in my neighborhood.
We kind of, we're not in an HOA.
And we kind of like rent our side-by-sides,
or my motorcycle without plates,
or brake lights on right now.
We kind of, we just don't care,
because we don't complain or whatever.
All that being said,
I go, well honey, I've taken the dog for a walk.
She goes, well be careful, there's cops out there.
So I chose not to take my beer,
because typically I take a beer,
and I walk my dog.
That's something that started in Seattle.
Quick story here,
is it started as a rebellion on Reddit.
There was a Reddit page for Seattle,
and somebody asked,
can I give my wife a beer if I'm driving home,
and I see her walk on the dog?
And they go, it's illegal to drink on the street.
But yet, homeless people do drugs,
and do all the other stuff on the street,
so we should be able to.
So we all decided, from this point on,
we're gonna take a beer,
and we walk our dogs.
Okay, so she's like, don't take the beer with you.
I might go, okay, fine.
So we walk out of my house,
and typically I turn right,
and then I cross the street,
and I walk around,
because there's a crazy dog over here,
they call it the tornado dog,
that just spends in a circle,
barking, it works my dog up,
and it takes me forever to calm it down, whatever.
So, but that's not the point,
I'm getting that.
So my dog comes out,
and we had to walk around my truck,
so he turned right to walk around my truck,
saw a cop car, turned around,
and walked the other way,
and I go, what the fuck?
I didn't even teach you to do that!
How did you know that?
So I just thought, I had to share that story,
because my dog's pretty cool.
Yeah, he's a fun dog,
and he's a good dude,
oh, what else?
Let me just check to make sure,
nothing else is-
Oh, come on, do your thing.
No, I just wanna make sure
nothing turns into a tornado.
We're at like an hour and 50 minutes.
Oh yeah, that's okay.
Oh wait, there's nothing on X
about Pam Bondi releasing the upstream files,
resign now.
Okay, so I'm gonna make my short and sweet,
because we're already a minute,
an hour, 13, into this.
It's gardening season,
check your soil.
I hate to say this,
but I'm kinda thinking I'm kinda getting into chem trolls.
No, I am.
No, no dude, watch this documentary.
I haven't watched a documentary yet,
but I watched a guy be interviewed.
He's well thought out, he's well spoken,
he's done tests of like,
I'm not saying I'm intro yet,
I'm kinda getting intro,
I wanna watch the thing,
but the gardens of all that shit.
Gardens are not produced like they used to.
If you ever work with some of the garden,
come like two or three months into the summer,
they're bringing in fucking baskets full of fruit
and messes with like, I can't eat all these.
That doesn't happen anymore.
Whether it's seed manipulation,
whether it is chem trolls, I don't know.
But if it's chem trails,
we gotta just test your soil.
Find out what's in there,
find out how to react it,
and keep it up.
We gotta have, because I used to think that it's like,
well, I live in a desert,
it's really hard to grow shit in the desert,
and it's all me,
and I'm like, oh poor me,
I can't get, I can't get it.
I'm getting some things to go,
but not everything.
My corn goes like two feet and stops,
stalls, my tomatoes,
I produce these tomatoes, good peppers,
but test your soil,
make sure you're putting in the right stuff to correct it.
You do not want a high alcohol line,
which apparently, again,
like I'm seeing with the most of a lot of people,
is a lot of their gardens are high alcohol line,
which can only get there where you add in something
that makes it high alcohol line,
and it doesn't happen naturally.
So maybe, just maybe,
I'll be a chem trail,
because there's here pretty soon.
I don't know yet,
I'm still kind of waiting on that,
but the reality is,
protect your garden, protect your food, protect your family.
You need to, we need to find out what's going on,
so we can grow vegetables the way we want to.
I'm actually up-sizing my garden this year,
I'm gonna do a lot of shit,
I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be,
so I'm trying to find a good soil sampling company
that we can send our soil to,
I'll post that online when I get it,
but we need to be able to grow our own vegetables.
So, since Pam Bondy hasn't released the FC files yet,
resign or release them.
I'm good, love y'all, good night.
See you next week.
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Jer fan is praying.
Thank you.
He's been crying right now.
Repeat it.
Yeah, what a tune we just made,
with offender weight loss.
Coldes just want to remain warm.
A newials just want to�� to the grave,
for as long as we make it.
A year's worth of серver's smallapack
and a million years of fur.
It's not as new fridge work as the 2000's stream,
who needs to raise but so colorful fruit,
but how is it worth its polish?
Yeah, to the finish of it,
few people just have perfect pickle.
I mean,..."
Look at this whole alive,
filled with steam out of houses,
as he said,
proszę.
Great to see him in my garden,
you