Alright, welcome to the Canary in the Cage podcast I'm Ron Morgan and I'm a co-host Dave
Havlicek.
We're here to entertain you educate you and hopefully make you laugh.
Wow.
We got just in time for a recording this week.
What was all the fireworks?
Oh yeah, Ukraine's gonna disappear tonight.
It sounds like.
Oh no, you got the other fireworks.
Yeah, yeah, fuck Ukraine.
I don't give a shit about it.
No, Russia's responding right now.
Yeah, I'm giving a shit.
That's another side of the world.
That's Europe.
Maybe you think it's a big, beautiful bomb.
Yeah.
Well, we had the Moab, the mother of all bombs.
That's true.
So wouldn't it be cool if Putin put on the bomb, a big, beautiful bomb?
Alright, well, we're gonna.
We gotta charge him for these ideas.
This is that's it.
Yeah.
So I got a question for you.
Okay.
It's always been speculation or, you know, Bill Gates talks a lot about the earth being
overpopulated.
We need to depopulate the earth.
I don't know where he's getting that from.
You believe in that or not?
No, that's retarded.
Okay.
So would you, would you agree or disagree that the entire world's population could live
inside of Texas?
We could do even better than that.
Oh yeah.
So like you could, you could take all eight billion people and we could stand in Jacksonville,
Florida.
Well, we could live.
We could stand there.
We could have a house that sets you off.
Okay.
No, but you can actually live in an apartment, 7, 8.8 billion of us.
I mean like obviously you could do it volume-wise, but you couldn't do it with all the other
thing, all the other considerations, right?
Like you have nowhere to shop, you have your malls, right?
No.
But yeah, you could, yeah, everyone could have a little house.
No.
Or an apartment.
There would be room for some retail, because I wouldn't.
Okay.
So you wouldn't be happy.
Like you could do it, but you wouldn't be happy.
I don't know.
So how I did the math is I went and found out the square miles of Texas and then I went
to New York City and found out how many people live per square mile.
Right.
Well, New York is not even the most dense.
Tokyo is way denser.
Mexico City.
Oh, I was in America.
Sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
I went to America.
There's other countries.
What?
Huh?
So the earth is flat and we're here.
Where are they at?
I don't know.
So yeah, no, I actually thought I was going to fire you up on that one.
No, it's not even close.
You could have like quadrillions of people on earth.
No, no, but all residing to say Texas living.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, you would be in high rises, obviously.
But if you look at New York, if there's 30,000 people per square mile, there's retail, there's
office spaces there.
So you would still have that.
But you'd have to live in a place that looked and operated like New York.
And so I'm saying you wouldn't be happy.
You'd have to build Texas out.
Yeah.
And we'd all be Texans.
Right.
And then nobody could mess with each other.
You'd start, you'd become a New Yorker.
Because you'd have high rise everywhere, construction.
Yeah.
No, I guess why did you hurt that fact?
I'm walking in.
You know that was that lived?
Yeah.
Was that on the show?
No, we never talked about it.
So he was crossing the street.
That was midnight cowboy?
Yeah.
The cab drove into the camera.
Yeah.
You're not knowing it.
And Dustin Hoffman, it was just like, hey, I'm not with the opportunity.
Dustin Hoffman.
No, it doesn't happen.
Yeah, it doesn't happen.
He's like, hey, I'm walking.
So he had lived it.
And I think it was kind of funny because they said, hey, I'm walking.
That is the only X-rated movie to win Best Picture, I think.
You know that?
Did it finally get X-rated?
Yes, they got it X-rated.
They had art initially and it changed it to X.
You know what was always X?
Really?
You changed art later because they dropped X.
See, I thought X was only porno's.
No, X can be like extreme violence or I think for that movie it was a lot of drug use.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
We were woke back then.
They had censorship boards in the 40s and 50s.
Well, I guess they were woke in a different direction.
Speaking of woke, you heard about Target.
No.
They don't have the Tuckett stuff anymore.
Huh.
They got American flags everywhere.
Interesting.
Some of them, somebody was losing some money and decided to change their direction.
I still kind of don't really go there.
I don't go there.
I even target, I literally really walk in this place.
Yeah, I mean, I have one close to me.
I'll go there sometimes because there's some things that are, like it's a little bit higher
quality than Walmart and I don't want the Walmart quality stuff.
But it's pretty rare that I go there.
So is the Tuckett stuff made in like Japan then or?
I think it's like Vietnam and India and like...
Oh, don't say Vietnam is better than China, dude.
Of course it is.
He may have Kim Pau Yang or whatever coming at you.
So no, actually they've agreed to meet with Tre...
The Tariff stuff.
So see how that works out.
But again, I mean, it comes down to this.
I mean, Tariff stuff's fine.
All this shit that you know, you know, Elon Musk stuff is fine.
We should be able to arrest that to sack it.
But it's time to do stuff with the American people.
It really is.
We need some relief.
Like you still have this fucking, like I, before the show, I wanted to pull up an animated
gif of Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown, but I couldn't find one that was big
enough to display on the screen.
And I'm like, that's Ron, right?
That's you.
You keep trying to kick that football.
You think, oh, government, if we get the right people, they're going to do something for
Americans and the government's going to solve our problems.
No, it's all bullshit.
The government cannot solve our problems.
So my motto in life has always been the federal government should never intervene in my life.
It shouldn't exist.
That's not their job.
Well, no, I agree.
It's not.
But the reality, they shouldn't exist.
I agree.
But the reality is they have been and Joe Biden did it with a fucking chainsaw.
So if Trump wants to be a successful president, he needs to...
I'm going to talk about pulling stuff back.
I'm not talking about adding stuff.
Okay, but...
So ban more stuff.
But you keep saying like, oh, we need RFK to ban chemicals and food.
So Florida did water?
Really?
Okay, so what?
It shouldn't be there.
The government shouldn't be controlling that.
But they do.
Pull the fuck back.
No.
The reason that there's fluoride in our water is because the government controls our water.
Right.
So the government...
And you want the government to keep controlling the water.
No.
I want the government to go pull the fluoride out, do what you want.
No.
You want to have the government write a law.
You want to have bans fluoride in water.
What?
No.
Yes, you do.
No, I want it to stop putting fluoride in water.
But that's not the solution because maybe some water should have fluoride in it.
What?
Maybe I should decide for myself how much fluoride I want or don't want in my water.
You can.
No, I can't.
Go to the store, buy some fluoride and pour it in your fucking water.
Well, yeah, I can do it that way, sure.
But I just...
But how?
You want to decide for your neighbor too?
No, I should have it out of my faucet.
And then if I don't like the level of fluoride that comes out of my faucet, I can call up
a different provider, I can start...
I can do something else, right?
Like you...
But that's not how the plumbing works in a building.
It would be...
The reality is...
It would work that way.
People would figure out how to make it work that way.
It could never work that way.
Of course it could.
We don't have the infrastructure to do anything like that at all.
Because we have too much governments.
If we had no government, we would have all the infrastructure you could dream of.
We would all have a big Texas-sized city and we would all have like 20 different water
providers and there would be 20 different pipes and like you wouldn't even think about
it.
It would be amazing.
All I'm asking for is pull shit back.
Stop doing stuff.
Franklin, you're...
Find the overreach and cut the fuck off.
Your method of doing so is to do the same shit we've been doing.
No.
Is have some guy write on a piece of paper, you're not allowed to do this.
So the federal government in the 60s or 70s said put fluoride in your water or face consequences.
Yeah.
So if you want to put fluoride in the water.
Right.
I'm saying the government goes stop putting fluoride in your water or you want to do it.
No, they should...
See like you're doing the thing.
What am I going to do?
You're saying instead of ordering people to do this, order people to do that.
No, the solution is stop ordering people.
Stop.
So the fluoride never comes out of the water?
No.
If one city wants to put it, then that's that city's problem.
That's fine.
If you want to turn it into a state, right?
I'm cool with that.
Well, I don't want it to turn into a state, right?
I wanted to turn it.
But I think that's a start.
That's a start is started to stay right.
Or just shut the fuck off.
But then we realize, okay, maybe we shouldn't have states.
We should have cities.
And then instead of saying that we should have cities, or maybe we should have neighborhoods.
Actually, that's not Colorado runs.
And then instead of saying maybe we should have neighborhoods, maybe I just have my own
house.
And you leave me the fuck alone.
Colorado is a homeroom state.
Okay.
Which means the counties of the cities, they dictate their own outcome.
Okay.
There you go.
And that's cool.
So yeah.
So I mean, and that's fine, but I just don't want it in there.
Okay.
I get it.
So like you can get the water provided that they put in there.
But that's less government control.
If we pull it out.
It's some guy in the government saying, you're not allowed to do this.
But people, they've done it by force.
Right.
But you still want by force.
You want force.
Then you then do it by state.
The solution is to stop forcing.
The federal government should say, we no longer require Florida.
Right.
We're not going to.
And let the states decide.
Right.
We're not going to say any rules at all.
Okay.
Do whatever you want.
And then if people don't like living in California, where the water Florida, and they can move.
Right.
Here, unfortunately, although our assembly district just shot down the text breaks for
the movie theater or for the movie studios.
Huh.
Which is weird.
Why the fuck would they do that?
I don't know.
Do you ever get the cigarette story?
Maybe.
There was a lawmaker assembly district guy, whatever.
He presented a bill.
He wanted to go.
I'm sure he died.
He wanted it.
Now this isn't a matter.
If you were born after 2022 or 2020 20 or 2003, right around that, you can no longer
buy cigarettes.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I know.
But then it went one step further.
Where did they get this shit?
No, they went one step further.
The only people that can sell cigarettes are casinos.
Oh my God.
Okay.
The dude actually put pen to paper and wrote that down.
Well, listen, that first law would be discrimination on age, which is you can't do that.
Well, they already do.
You can't buy cigarettes unless you're 21.
Well, they shouldn't be doing that either.
When I was a kid, your parents used to give you a tent and say, go give me a pack of smokes.
We had card and smokes at that point.
Well, if I never did, my parents didn't smoke.
So I don't know.
But you can literally buy cigarettes with a note from your mom.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
But speaking of retarded state rules, I got one from California.
So it was a recent one.
It's not passed yet, but it's going through the process.
I don't actually know if it'll pass.
I don't know how popular this is, but they're trying to pass a law that says any cryptocurrency
on an exchange, if your account had no activity for the last three years, that money goes
to the government.
Wow.
So they do this for banks already, right?
Like if you have a bank account and there's no activity on the bank for a certain amount,
I don't know what the actual time is, but that money gets appropriated to the government.
I don't think that's true.
Well, so the bank can't just keep it forever, right?
No.
So I was on Elroy Comptroller's website because they say, oh, you could find lost money.
And I'm like, yeah.
But I thought, well, you know, I mean, I lived in Elroy for a long time.
I found a $1,200 check that was due to me.
And I gave them my information and they said the check's on its way.
Yeah.
And like three days later, you check it on them.
Well, that's not the bank.
That's not the...
So we're talking about like you open a bank account and then let's say you die or whatever.
And now there's that money in that bank account, right?
So after X years of zero activity, the government will take that money and do it at once.
Now like, I think it will try to contact...
It's like a bank will try and contact your next of kin and all that kind of shit first.
So like they...
And the California law might have all that shit in there.
I didn't read it or anything.
Right.
But there's a fundamental difference between a bank account and cryptocurrency account.
So how would they know who has what, where?
Well, it's on your account.
It's not like...
No, no, the crypto stuff.
Yeah.
Because it's all in...
It's for exchanges.
So...
So people keep their shit in exchange, which is like a bank.
Okay.
Oh, crypto bank.
We're like, we teach you not to do that.
You keep your own crypto.
Right.
And of course, if you die, it might...
So like what you can do is write down your seed phrase and lock that up somewhere so
that if you die, your next of kin can open up your locked stuff and get the seed phrase
and recover it.
So, but if it's on an exchange, it's really not your crypto.
It's the exchange's crypto.
Because you don't have the keys to that crypto.
But the fundamental difference between a bank account and a crypto account is that a bank
account is expected to have regular activity.
Right.
So like you're paying your bills and whatever the fuck.
Yeah, checks coming in, checks going out.
But like a crypto is more like a savings account.
It's more like a stocks account, right?
You put your shit in there and then you hope it gains value.
That's what these people are doing on these exchanges.
So would...
So why would it have activity?
So would there be Monero in the exchange?
No, exchanges actually don't allow Monero.
Okay.
Because it's too private.
It's too scary.
Okay.
So yeah, keep...
Now, whether or not this passes, like this should be a fucking red flag to you people.
Keep your own fucking crypto on your own accounts.
Right?
You can do...
It's gotta pass.
You can do cold wallets where it doesn't even exist on a computer anywhere.
So you can't get hacked.
Right.
So the exchanges will give that information to the government?
Of course.
Really?
They give the info right away once you open an account.
Right.
Because if you open a crypto trading account, the first thing it'll do is say upload a picture
of your ID.
What?
For crypto?
Oh yeah.
It's really bad.
Yeah.
So there...
Yeah.
But safety...
They don't give a shit.
That's the law.
The law says you have to do it so they do it.
What the...
Why would anybody do that for it?
Because they don't understand the point of crypto.
Like they just think it's a money making scheme.
Like you just buy the crypto and then the money, the number goes up and then someday
in the future you may be traded.
The government's fingerprints are all over crypto.
I don't care what anybody says.
They're all over crypto.
Well, regardless, store your own crypto, store your own coins, don't trust exchanges, don't
trust the government with exchanges because they're going to steal your crypto.
So what's up with...
There's been a few kidnappings for people's Bitcoin.
One happened here in Vegas.
Really?
Oh yeah.
They took the guy out from the desert, was beating the hell out of him.
I believe.
And they finally got ahold of his father.
And somehow the father released the crypto.
Yeah.
And then it happened in New York as well.
Yeah, it's a thing.
It's like with things like Bitcoin.
We talked about this before.
I don't know how much detail I went to.
No, actually we did a show up.
We did a whole show.
We did.
Yeah.
So like Bitcoin, because it's fully transparent, I know which wallets have the highest Bitcoin
in them, the largest number of Bitcoin.
And then if I can associate that wallet with you as an individual, I can kidnap you and
take you out in the desert and say, give me your fucking Bitcoin.
Whereas in Monero, you just can't do that.
You don't know which wallets have anything...
We have stuff in them.
So there are stories that pop up a couple times a year.
People are like legit losing their flash drive or what.
Yes.
That wouldn't be an exchange.
Or would it be...
That would be you keeping it properly.
So like when you're keeping your own crypto, right, like the whole phrase is be your own
bank.
That's honest.
So like if you're going to be your own bank, well motherfucker, you need the security of
a bank, right?
You can't just put it on one drive and then oops, I lost that drive down the sewer.
It's gone forever.
Or I put it on this laptop and oops, my grandma threw my laptop before coffee on the laptop
and now it's in the dumpster.
No, like you have to have multiple copies, multiple backups, offline backups.
You have to think about this shit.
Yeah.
Maybe I'll do a show on that because...
Yeah, apparently it's...
It's things like...
Yeah, being your own bank is...
You've got to pay for it.
Yeah, somebody hid their flash drive and a hidden compartment on a desk and the wife
gave the desk to go to bed.
There you go.
And he can never find the desk.
Goodbye.
And even the new guy, like when he gets the flash drive, like if it's password protected,
he can't get into it anyway.
Yeah.
All right.
What do we got here?
You want to do some of your...
Do the Joe Rogan one.
Moon landing shit.
Okay, Joe Rogan.
Oops, how do these get out of order?
There we go.
Hey, this is a big Joe Rogan day I kind of like.
Before COVID, I would have told you vaccines is the most important invention after COVID.
Okay.
Are you doing the stick for him?
I know.
I'm reading the...
It's just good to see everybody having a good time.
The country's almost back to normal before World War III.
COVID was just so strange.
We lost a lot of people during COVID and most of them are still alive.
Yeah.
Right?
There's a lot of people that I don't fuck with anymore.
Before COVID, I would have told you that vaccines is the most important invention in human history.
After COVID, I'm like, I'll do it.
We went to the moon.
I think Michelle Obama's going to dip.
I think he's going to dip.
I think there's too much energy left in that.
I'm going to dip.
I think there's too much energy left in that.
I'm going to dip.
I'm just kidding.
I don't think Michelle Obama's going to dip, but I believe all that other shit.
So that was just a bit he did that I really enjoyed.
Because he's kind of like a bit of conspiracy theorist.
I'm not.
I am.
I'm not.
I am.
But after COVID, I think a lot of us open our eyes up.
Because I was a borderline conspiracy theorist, but that's kind of when I'm like, this shit's fucked up.
Man, I, it's not like, how do I put this?
It's not like everything is a conspiracy because they have to be smart to do that stuff.
You know what I mean?
Like they're just fucking stupid.
And they just happen to fall into this shit.
But they're not falling into shit that works for them.
It's just like.
Okay.
So the moon came to be in faith.
Okay.
Let's say it was.
Okay.
And they did it for a reason.
Do you know why I believe they did it?
Because Russia was starting to go to the moon and put missiles to the moon.
People were scared.
Okay.
Sure.
We were building concrete bunkers in our, in our backyards.
Not, I wasn't alive yet.
So we had to fake it to a way, we're on the moon.
We've been on the moon.
Russia can't get there.
Yeah, but they would have called us out on that.
We played our flag.
Well, Sabay brought that up and, and, but they're like, well, well, Russia had to be
complicit with this if we did.
Yeah.
But did they?
Well, yeah.
I got my guy, my guy.
They would have been looking at the fucking sky with telescopes.
They'd be like, motherfucker, you're not up there.
They would have, they would have, they would have, they would have.
We're on the dark side of the moon.
No, we're not.
That's what they said.
But they would have, regardless of that, you would have been watching the thing the whole
fucking way there.
So they may have set a rocket up.
Well, no, this is what they say.
Cause this is all coming out now.
Okay, but if you're going to go to the trouble of setting a rocket up, you guys will put
speed on it.
It's swinging on the moon.
Wait, go to the, go to the rover.
Oh man.
Okay.
This is, this is the car.
This is the real car.
That's the, that's the pod there.
How did that fit?
You could make that work.
With three people.
You could make that work.
It's sensible.
How do you know that that's the pod?
How do you know the distance of that pod?
It's the one off of the beam.
No, okay, but how do you know how far that pod is based on the camera?
Cause it looks like he goes right by it.
No, it doesn't.
We also know how to make that.
They actually say this is an RC car with a man in a, like a Kim Dalton set up.
What do you mean?
It kind of looks like it.
Well, that could be.
So like, is this the actual footage?
Is this some guy?
They say it's the actual footage.
I just, I want to know how a car like that can fold up.
That could absolutely fold up and fit on that thing.
All right.
Go to the, I have proof to be right in the, in fact.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
This is proof right here.
I got it.
We're done.
See right there.
Yep.
It's fake.
This is like some AI shit.
What is this?
No, I mean, I think if we would have done that,
I think if we went to the moon, it would be like the coolest thing ever.
But as every day rolls on, I'm like, I'm 50%, I'm 49%.
I'm 48%.
Dude, I don't fucking know.
The other thing, like I brought this up before, but like, you can't look at the COVID government
and say that's the same government that put us on the moon.
Who's not?
No, I agree.
So like, yes, they were always like shady shit, like the OSS and the dollars brothers,
but like people were competent back down.
No, you know about world, you know the Pearl Harbor, right?
Yeah.
We knew it was coming.
We knew the attack was gonna happen and we allowed it to happen.
Yes.
So we lied to the American people.
Yeah, they'd been lying for a long time.
So we admit.
I'm not saying they don't lie.
So we admit the government has been lying for a long time.
So way past the moon.
I just don't, I don't think they could have pulled off that lie.
I mean, Vietnam, the Liberty boat.
That wasn't Vietnam.
Oh, Liberty was in, was Israel.
No, no, but you think the Tonkin, Gulf of Tonkin.
Oh, no, Gulf of Tonkin.
Yeah.
Okay.
Cause the Liberty, okay.
Yeah.
I was just listening to an interview a few weeks ago about that Liberty ship, which is
fucked up.
Yeah.
So I saw another, like it was at the Mises caucus.
Yeah.
Not the caucus, but the Mises.
No, but a dude on the boat wrote a book.
Yeah.
Well, he was the guy doing the interview on the YouTube.
Yeah.
He definitely, or not an interview, but it was a speech.
That was compelling.
Yeah.
Um, no, like, of course they always lie.
I just don't think they could have pulled off a lie that big.
Like it's somebody somewhere would have, would have blown all that up.
But we had the Germans.
Right.
So they were smarter ones.
Right.
They're more likely to actually go to the fucking moon.
Like you take a fucking Nazi and say, Hey buddy, we're going to lie about this.
You know what that guy would react?
All right.
So how many people would it take to fake the moon landing?
It's a couple of hundred at least.
I think it'd be done with less.
There's no way, dude.
There's no way.
Like I, did I bring this movie up with the Capricorn one?
Have you ever seen it?
Yeah.
I don't know because you brought it up.
You did bring it up after the show or during the show?
There's a scene in that movie where, okay, let me, let me go back and describe the movie
because you guys probably, it's an old seventies movie.
It's about, they're, they're taking a trip to Mars and it turns out it's a big conspiracy.
Like they, they, they're trying to fake it and they pull the astronauts out at the last
minute and like they help, they lock them in a room and like they explain to them what
the situation is and all that shit.
And I'm not going to spoil the rest because it's a really good movie.
Go watch it.
What year did that movie come out?
78, 77.
Oh, so it's like less than ten years after we faked the moon landing.
Well, that's funny.
I think a lot of the moon landing shit came from this movie and then people forgot about
the movie, which is, which is really weird.
Is Stanley, Stanley Kubrick having to do with that movie?
No.
He's the one that faked the moon landing.
Yeah.
Okay.
But there's a scene in the movie.
Well, so first of all, the astronauts, like they were in on it, but they were told because
they had to be told, right?
And then like they were the ones fighting against it, the whole movie.
But there's a scene in the movie where one of the guys in the, what do you call it, control
room?
Yeah.
He's on like a terminal and like he's running some numbers and looking at the flight pass
and shit.
And he's like, something's wrong.
This doesn't add up, right?
And like they disappear him.
And then he dies.
He mysteriously disappears and dies or something.
But like think of how many people they'd have to do that to, right?
Somebody would have seen an anomaly and then said something.
So the people in the control room watched a TV monitor.
I don't know exactly what they were like.
They saw, what, if you look at the NASA footage, which I'll get to that in a second.
I talked about before.
Yeah, but they're reading like real instrument data from the ship.
But they're, it's being told to them what, you know, it's, right.
But if, but it's, it's hard to fake that in a way that would look real is my point.
Like somebody would say, this doesn't matter because these are all fucking PhD scientists,
right?
So like you can't just trick them easily.
They held that though.
Oh my God.
Yes.
They have, they have degrees from universities.
You can call the university.
Like now you have to see like, this is why I'm saying a couple hundred because you'd
have to get to the university and say, Hey buddy, this guy has a fake degree here at
university.
So if someone calls asking, does he have a degree?
No, no, no, no, no, I'm saying the people over the screen, they thought we went to the
moon.
Right.
But then you would be able to trick them very easily.
It's Stanley Kubrick and the crew.
They wouldn't be able to trick those people.
Why not?
Because they're PhD scientists who know what real data looks like.
So when they were in college, they'd learn how to track a dot to them from the earth
to the moon.
Yes, that's exactly what you do.
This is the earth.
This is the moon.
Yes.
That's why you don't know how to do it because you never went to college.
Watch the dot.
Oh, I don't know.
The math wouldn't add up.
They would see, they would notice.
Yeah.
Which of you and I love it?
What about it?
Do you think the government was involved?
Do you think they weren't involved?
I don't think they weren't involved.
I think they, again with Pearl Harbor, they knew it was coming.
I don't know.
Here's what we know for a fact.
The CIA captured an Al Qaeda guy in 97, 98, something.
The guy had a laptop.
They went through his laptop.
It had detailed plans for 9-11.
Okay.
And I think it was the CIA.
And back then, this was before the Patriots Act, where the CIA and FBI hated each other.
I was really excited that way you're fed.
The Patriots came out right after 9-11.
Yeah.
So the part of the Patriots Act was that all these agencies have to talk to each other
and share data.
So the Patriots Act was voted on like two months after 9-11?
Yeah.
Has it ever happened?
Has the bill ever happened?
You're changing the subject.
Okay.
You pitched the Patriots.
I didn't.
The point is before 9-11, the CIA and the FBI hated each other.
Okay.
And they wouldn't share data.
They hate Joe's guts.
So the CIA takes this laptop and they say they filed away in some cabinet with the 20,000
other laptops that have evil plans on them.
And they just don't ever think about it again, right?
So like, yes, they knew about the plans, but I don't know how plausible those plans seemed
compared to the other plans.
So like, yes, someone could have raised the flag and say, hey, what's beyond the walk
off of this?
But they didn't.
And it happened.
Now, I don't know how like...
See, okay.
So I don't want to say the government was secretly involved.
That's the only thing that's making these events.
I don't always say that.
I don't think about it.
I don't want to know about it because I mean, I know people that know people that died in
the World Trade Center.
So I don't want to meet people.
So if I say something, I don't want to like, oh, I pissed somebody off.
Okay.
I don't want to talk to the store.
I was in a bar and I talked to strangers.
My son was here and a stranger was here.
And I was trying to talk to him.
He goes, oh, I'm sorry.
I'm upset.
I've got issues going on.
I go, man, it's cool.
I don't worry about it.
He goes, yeah, well, I just thought I got six months to live.
Now, I didn't know this guy and my son overheard him and he didn't say this.
He's like, okay, asshole, talk.
So I went crazy.
I'm like, well, take out bank loans, buy your cars, but you know, do all this stuff.
And he actually enjoyed it.
But that's what I'm afraid of is saying like, nine 11 was staged.
And so I was like, well, they used thermite to melt the iron.
I'm like, well, my mom died in that.
I mean, oh, or my dad was a guy that jumped out of the building.
I would do that to people on purpose.
I used to wear like a hoodie when I went to the poker casino and it had like holes in
it.
It was like an old ratty hoodie, but I didn't give a shit because I'm at a casino.
What do I give a fuck?
And so someone was making fun of me for it.
And I go, this is my brother.
He died on nine 11.
And like he fucking like instantly started apologizing like a little bitch.
And like, I couldn't hold a laughter back.
Unfortunately, but it was good.
Yeah, but no, because now I mean, like it's like every day now on X nine 11.
And that's why I brought this to my mind.
Like I said, they might have known about it and then just ignored it because like,
hey, well, if it happens, we can capitalize.
So do you know, I don't know, did you know there's there's technology that a plane
can be flown through remote control and they were installed in the 90s.
Okay.
I mean, so people are saying there's remote control operated.
I get, I'm not saying this.
Well, you knocked the pilots out because the pilots would always be able to override that
shit.
Could they though?
Even if they couldn't, they could go on the radio.
Like I've got the planes out of my control.
What's going on?
And we don't have that.
Did we hear the black?
We were find the black boxes.
I think they did.
Did they?
And they had live radio too.
They'd someone be in the tower.
Who'd hear that, right?
And then we have the plane that went that the so the passengers on the plane, someone
had internet access on their phone.
That was that was the plane that crashed in Pennsylvania.
Yes.
So like the passengers learned about the plans of the hijackers and they took over the plane
and the plane went down during that.
They all died in there.
So like that was real.
How would you fake that?
Why would you fake that?
It makes no sense.
So they're saying that the planes remote control flown into the twin towers.
Pilots are saying, well, I was now at remote control.
Well, well, we'll get to that one in a second.
So people, pilots are saying there's no way a novice pilot could fly a plane into that
big of a plane into a bill.
Oh, that's bullshit.
I don't know.
I'm just, I'm just, those things are fucking E like you have it on the horizon.
You just go towards it.
It planes are.
The black, the black Hawk that flew into a plane.
Yeah.
Helicopters are very different.
Okay.
Yeah.
So if you ever like go on a flight simulator, like on Microsoft Flight Sim or whatever one
of those, like those are meant to train pilots.
Okay.
And if you like, so that it's very easy for something off in the distance for you to
fly the plane towards that thing, the hard part is like landing and taking off and like
all the technical shit.
Like anyone could just fly a fucking plane when you're already in the air.
It's easy.
Easier than driving a car.
Okay.
It is.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
So we're not talking about fucking loop to loop and shit.
So the plane that went down Philadelphia, that was supposed to be headed for DC.
Yes.
And they got it.
The news story was that it was going for the White House.
Okay.
But then the Pentagon guy hit.
Yeah.
By something.
Yeah.
Now I do believe the Pentagon was not hit by a plane.
Jesus.
No, dude, there's.
So what if that was a plane?
Where'd the plane go?
That was a plane going to the Pentagon.
Right.
What I'm saying.
I don't know, dude.
It's, it just doesn't.
See now, like again, like you talk about, you have all these things where like, oh,
we had a backup missile, but that means more people are involved and the more people are
involved, someone's going to leak it.
Right.
And there's been no leaks like that.
Well, jets were scrambled to defend from the planes, but they were on a training mission
pretty far away in the country or something.
I don't know.
It's, it's what I say out of, but all this is flood.
And I never believed the plane, depending on anyway, just because of the, the hole in
the building and, and the, the wings and the light poles that didn't get, not one light
pole got knocked over as a big plane did with the wingspan.
I, it's been a weird thing.
But again, I tried, I've been trying to stay away from that one, but it's, it's starting
to, it's starting to haunt me.
And it's been 25 years or 24 years.
So I might be, I might be diving deep in the.
I don't know how to.
So what else do we have?
Let's see.
We got, oh, yeah, let's talk about the Fed because you, you are kind of retarded about
this.
Okay.
But let's play the video.
Good afternoon.
My colleagues and I remain squarely focused on achieving our dual mandate goals of maximum
employment and stable prices for the benefit of the American people.
Despite heightened uncertainty, the economy is still in a solid position.
The unemployment rate remains low and the labor market is at or near maximum employment.
Inflation has come down a great deal, but has been running somewhat above our 2% longer
run objective.
In support of our goals today, the Far Open Market Committee decided to leave our policy
interest rate unchanged.
The risks of higher unemployment and higher inflation appear to have risen.
And we believe that the current stance of monetary policy leaves us well positioned
to respond in a timely way to potential economic developments.
So yeah, like this is them announcing that they're not changing interest rates.
Right.
So how do the interest rates work?
The federal government tells the banks what to charge?
No.
So the interest when they quote these interest rates, these are essentially the interest
rates on bonds.
So when you buy a bond, it says $1,000 on it.
And then it has a bunch of coupons attached.
And those coupons all say 4%.
So every year you turn a coupon in and they give you 4% on your $1,000.
Now when you can't change that 4%, right?
So the way they target these interest rates is they'll say, oh, well, I'll sell you the
bond for $980.
So now you're getting a discount on the price of the bond, which effectively changes those
interest rates.
So that's essentially how they adjust it.
There's a lot of steps involved, but that's how they do it.
Okay.
So the federal government does set the interest rate though?
No.
The Federal Reserve is not part of the government.
They're a private entity.
But they still set the interest rates.
And then the banks have to follow them.
It's not have to follow them.
It's just like you can buy the bonds or you can not buy the bonds.
So why wouldn't the bank not buy the bonds and have a lower interest rate?
There are laws that say banks have to hold a certain number of bonds.
So it's okay for the government to tell a bank how to operate?
I didn't say it's okay.
Well, you're telling me I'm retarded because I don't understand.
You're retarded because you don't understand what all this means.
But you bitch because I said the floor needs to come out of the water.
You want the government to tell people to break the floor out of the water?
I don't want the government to.
You're like, but they can tell you how much to charge your own interest.
No, I don't want them to do that at all.
That was not your statement.
No, so my statement is, well, okay, I never got to my statement.
I was just talking about your statement.
So what you said was you want them to lower interest rates because it essentially, what
lowering interest rates does is it prints money.
Because when you lower the interest rates, they're selling a thousand dollar bond for
a thousand and ten dollars.
They're essentially giving you free money.
And then the government is so they're printing, so they're not actually selling the bonds.
The government sells the bonds.
Okay.
They're buying the bonds.
Okay.
So when the Fed buys bonds, they're saying I will pay you a thousand and ten dollars
for this a thousand dollar bond.
And the government's like, sure, take as many as you want.
So what's the interest rate that's the break even point then?
Well, there's no such thing as a break even point.
A thousand and four thousand?
Well, a break even was four percent because it's a face value of a thousand.
So four percent interest on money.
Yeah.
Okay.
So why not be a four percent?
Well, so the whole reason they do this nonsense is allegedly to control inflation and unemployment.
Well, it's all nonsense.
It's all bullshit.
Yeah.
The whole fucking thing is bullshit.
But like Trump, so like Trump wants the government, not just Trump, the government always wants
low interest rates because it means that the Fed prints money and hands that money to
the government.
So what is...
And the government can go spend that money.
Why does money have to be printed if it's at four percent?
Because we have a fake fiat bullshit system.
The only way to make money is to print it.
Do they print money at six percent?
They're always printing money.
That's all they do is print money.
So it's all about do we print more money or do we print less money?
That's all they do is print money.
Okay.
So a four percent interest rate would help home buyers.
Nothing is this...
You're thinking of this wrong.
Like it's nothing helping or hurting the existence of the Fed hurts everybody.
Okay.
We agree, but they exist and we have to deal with it.
So interest rates are a price.
Okay?
It's the price on future money.
Okay.
So like if you don't set prices with markets, right, then you can't say this is the price
that's optimal.
Because if you're not using markets, you don't know the optimal price.
Nobody knows the optimal price.
You're just making shit up.
You're casting chicken bones and fucking looking at tea leaves.
And that's all these people do.
So it doesn't matter if they lower or raise it or...
So why bust my asterisk that they need to lower the interest rate?
They don't need to lower it.
They need to stop existing.
Oh, now you want to tell banks that they can't make money off of other people's...
No, I want the Fed to stop it.
The Fed is not...
Oh, so you want the interest rates to go free market in the banking system?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
I'm cool with that.
Sort of.
Yeah.
Well, okay.
So as long as other banks...
As long as other people can open banks up as well...
Oh, of course.
Yeah.
They're not going to be...
You have to get rid of all the...
Boxed out.
But you don't want to sell the bank because this...
Because I actually have a thing...
There's no way I'll ever do it.
I have a plan that would eliminate the banks from housing loans.
Yeah.
And no, no, it's using a trick within the law, and I don't think they could stop it.
And people would get much cheaper interest rates, but people would make more money on
their investments.
Are you talking about life insurance?
No, I'm going to buy the house.
No, you're talking about using life insurance to do that.
Oh, no, be your own bank with life insurance.
Yeah.
No, I don't want to say the word because it's a word.
You basically maybe if you fuck it, you know, I'm never gonna do I said to start a co-op
Everybody buys into the co-op and the co-op loans you might buy a house. Okay, because then I mean that's kind of what those
Life insurance things are doing. Well, that's fine
But what I'm saying though is you think you take the government out of yes and the begging system out of this and every end to
Living your house
You have to pay your your co-op fees. We should be your mortgage. Yes
If you don't pay your mortgage, you'd have to move out, right? So it would be easier way to get out a deadbeat
Yeah, well, so the the beauty of the life insurance and we might actually do a show on this because it's actually very interesting but
If you if you take a mortgage out from your life insurance
The house is paid off instantly in your name at your house. They cannot take the house away from you unless you don't pay taxes
and then
If you don't say you still alone, right to the life insurance, but that's your life insurance
So all that happens is if you don't pay and
Then you die
They just deduct that from the value of the payout. Yeah, but the problem is that life insurance with that much money
You got the old you got to be bought you got to be paid into it for death
Yes, so like so I'm going more for the worst. I'm a home buyer
Yeah, well, so the thing is with the what the life insurance plan
I've looked at this to see if it would work for me and
You're right like if you start it now
You're never gonna make it work
But what what you got to do is when you have a child you get a life insurance policy on that newborn child
Yeah, and then your premiums will be like $20 my mom did that but it was but they they they turned out
Well, you know, it's not term. It's whole life. You have to get a whole life
It doesn't work with term
So you get a whole life policy on your child and then on their 18th birthday you sign it over to them
You know Trump was do something just like that by the way, what do you mean? He wants to do that?
It's not he's in the big beautiful bill
See that's gonna ruin it all if he fucking makes it part of the law
It's gonna ruin everything
It's a really a wall that just says hey when your kids born you get a thousand dollars. Yes, you know, yes
Yes
It's gonna ruin everything don't let the government get a control of this the problem is they're here
We have to deal with I can't it either grab your gun everything they touch turns
the grass in the gun and gives about your friends and go to DC and over to the
No, just ignore them just stop like just disobeying so drive 65% 45. Yeah, sure
Look, that's how that's how Gandhi got England out of India, right? They didn't start a war
They just said no, we're not gonna do that. Go ahead and do what you're gonna do
They would just like good. There was like a saltmine protest. I think yeah, and they were just fucking lie down
Then go ahead. What are you gonna do? You can't you can't make us mine your salt?
That's all you gotta do is stop obeying them
If enough people disobey, there's nothing they can do about it. I don't think that's how that would work on that
Well, it didn't work now. It always works. It's worked every time they've done it
So you get your need attend because we kicked out of your house. Okay, you'll lose all your belongings
And apparently you might lose your bank account if you're in California. It's been a how long you're you're that's fine
But if you're being your own bank if you're keeping your own fucking shit, then you know
So do we want to talk about?
Because I mentioned this before you shot me down on it that I'm whether it's true or not. I don't know but
Trump came out over the weekend and said that by net clones
Oh, no, you guys see this shit. It's great. No, no, but they're showing the club. They're so like
Like different faces. There's no way these are the same two guys
Too many wrinkles on the forehead look at his neck
I don't I
Do believe there were clothes, but I would imagine every president does that
It's like lookalikes, right? Yeah, clones is a more funny word for me
Well, but he's not genetically the same as your was a movie about it Dave the president had died
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you know life and art to mimic each other
I believe there was they've been doing that for a fucking centuries. Yeah, oh, yeah
You like the man in the iron mask. Yeah, so I just said there was Tom fully going on not every bite was bite
Yeah, I mean, I just know what my Trump Trump was having to right
I would think so because you could another person have that hair you can fake that he's that hair's patent man
Yeah, you can you gotta get copyright and you got like a plight for
Whatever, okay, let's talk about the Elon Trump feud then
Fake or not. I don't think it's fake
It's not okay. It's it's something that I think they would do
Like they would fake it. Yeah, if they had a good reason and I just can't think of a good reason
They beautiful bill is going through and that's the main topic. That's well prior to today that was his main topic
I think you don't genuinely doesn't like it
Well, it takes EV the EV
No, no, that's not why it does do that. Okay, but that's not why he doesn't like I think he well, okay
Maybe I'm get maybe I'm the one kicking the football here
But like I think he learns being genuine that he realizes the bill is bullshit
It's increases spending it increases the debt and it undoes everything doge was working for no
No, no, he said there's no doge Hudson there, but we talked about last week that cannot be done in that bill that has to be a recession
Right, and that's another thing that happened this week. We're sorry this week is Mike Johnson said we're not gonna do that
Well, I mean Trump is like I just all Trump in the Capitol this afternoon
Fuck out of Mike Johnson the problem with Trump is that like
He's not
He's not pushing all that shit like he's not it's not on his Twitter
It's not fucking like he just talked about the big beautiful bill which is bullshit. He doesn't talk about
Doge cuts. He doesn't talk about that shit. Oh, like that's a problem. Okay, but let's get back to the trouble Elon
They were like that bill in a second because there's a talk I want to bring up on that as well
Who wins this fight?
That's tough one. I don't know. I mean, do you remember that?
What you want to win obviously do you remember the soccer team that was trapped in the mine and like a little something?
Yeah, you know must was going crazy on Twitter. He was on a pedophile. Yeah, he went like off the chart now Trump
Kind of does the same thing. Yeah, it's a different way
Pulling shots like he said Trump's on the Epstein way isn't it today?
Now does that get does that get Elon sued? No, you can't you get that shit? No, you don't he's a government official
He's a public figure you're not you still cannot make up. Yes. Yes, you can't if it if it be if it's a government official
You cannot demean their character. Yes, you can. No, you can't of course you can have a lot more love
He's a government official. You can say literally fucking anything you want other than the threat
Like Trump cannot show damages. I how is his reputation been damaged? He everybody that hates him already hates him
Okay, so what does agree on that and that's fine because that cuz I'm not there's no way
I've got a good official can sue for defamation, but they have they've attempted to I just don't know the outcomes
Cuz I didn't look into it. All right, well Trump Trump you're on the Epstein list. Here's the come after us
Yeah, no, not me. No, you have to sue the canary the cage incorporated LTD
Which doesn't exist. Yeah, good luck, but here's the thing
So now this is like this is starting a trend. Yeah, Trump's on the emptiness
So that kind of does hurt his character, but fine sure
We're gonna not in a material way like so real are they gonna have to release it because that's that's what I thought about that
Because if Trump does sue saying Elon is is defaming my character. He knows to be false
They would have to bring the list in court. Well, I know but just to release it to the public think he's not on here
Well, yeah, you can do that too. Yeah, I mean, do you believe he's on there? I'm starting to think he might be I don't think he is because one
When he ran for president 2015, you don't think Clinton had access to that
Maybe she didn't 20 in the entire Joe Biden's presidential campaign. Yeah, I mean that is a good argument
He had access to that this guy's been vetted more than anybody
Well, so like when he won against Clinton like that was a total blindside, right?
They thought they have we haven't the bag yet. She had the balloons and the fireworks already bought like I can see why they would they would hold that ammo
Now would you now the reason they might not release it during his term is because they use COVID to get rid of them, right?
Yeah, COVID he fucking fumbled that ball so fucking hard and like we're like, yeah, we'll keep that for later
Yeah, right. So now now is later. Well later was last four years. Well, because Trump was out of power
Yeah, but he was ready for office. They were they were they were fake arresting him. Maybe they were do all these charges on him
Maybe so I don't know it's like I
Don't know I just wanted to come out
But here's the thing. I mean there are there is one picture that circuits the internet every couple months. Yeah of Trump and Epstein to get
Yeah, that's a party. Yeah, Trump was like it was like 30 years ago, right? That's the best picture you got
I'm thinking he's not on that list because there are no pictures of it
Well, those two both were New York New York I'd say how you run into each other. Yeah, that's a picture of each other to me
That's not that's not what what's making me change my mind is that?
He keeps fucking up with this fucking. He's not hammering doge
He's not hammering close the guy in the clothes that close the department of education
Postalist he's not getting out fucking. No, we don't know that we tell the body. Yeah, not making them do their jobs
We talked about this months ago. He's he's great to get something started. He sucks and follow-up
I mean the LA there's not done fucking houses there
They still it should permits there and he's like we're gonna streamline this and I'm sure he meant to he wanted to
Well, fucking people are not following he needs a strong DOJ a strong FBI and what I believe everything else is a conspiracy
But not this this is just Trump's just not good at something like what would be the conspiracy though?
He's on the list
And he's been compromised. Maybe he's not on the list. Maybe he's compromised some other way and like I believe he's
And they're holding it over and they're saying if you do this we're gonna release the info
But what okay, so what kind of info could actually hurt Trump at this point being on the Epstein list?
I mean, he's he's almost 80 or he is 80. He's got enough money to live forever sure as long as he can live
He did he's not I mean the public figure now, but if he got impeached
Just
Some similar list yeah, that means he committed sex crimes right and he will go to prison for the rest of his life for his short life
Session sent you a limitation of I depends on what the crime was I believe murder zone in the carries past
It was seven years. I believe now. It's 10. I don't know wait
I believe murder zone
Charges so you have to look at the federal version and it's a big
Well, but then you would have to you'd have to go after everybody on that on this horse
I mean, you know Tom Hanks not the time. This is a nuclear option for sure. Yeah
Maybe that's why they haven't released it because it is the nuclear option
You can't just release the Trump entry you got to release the whole list and burn all your allies
So it's already jacked in except for Donald yeah, like that's not gonna fly like no, that's an account buddy
I don't know. I don't I just think it would have came out by now
I don't know because it is the nuclear option
Because they're people around that list too and they know it I
There's a very at least once a big board justice on that list
John Roberts
You're gonna get to that just my opinion. I could be wrong probably not
I've seen some of the pictures
Do we have a good one arrow challenge this week?
Is John Roberts on the MC?
That's a shitty challenge. Well, yeah, it would all be yes not the John Roberts. This is frame court member a different John Robby
Very popular name
Yeah, um
I was thinking of one. I used I couldn't think of one
We can do that cold word or something. We just do a single word. They just want the money
Yeah, yeah, we like to fuck around be entertaining with it, right?
What's it you pick a secret word? I picked the last like 12
Just pick a word I'm trying to make it like relevant to our show
Without being too if too much of an idiot. Yeah, um, well you're gonna fail that
Mars rover Mars rover
You want to get in the wheel next week just next message me with moon rover
So did we bring up on the exit out the pregnant girl Dan said it was on there, but we didn't
So it's Megan Merkel who was married to with the ex-prince or I don't know where he stands at now with the Prince hood and stuff
Yeah
Apparently they're in a hospital
Okay, and I don't know if this is like a ritual of a dance before the baby comes out a lot of people don't believe she's pregnant
That's always way too high
But it's it's not and I honestly don't give a shit
But it's if she is faking it
She's using a thing called the
I'll go back to the words for a second. I put it in the words
Is she faking her pregnancy? She's a moon?
Moonbub so if you fake a pregnancy they have a thing I call a moonbub you can put in there
Huh, so why would they use the word moon for in something that's fake?
Here we go again
Didn't make up the word moonbub
I
Did not make up the word moonbub
I'm just saying they go hey if we want a woman to be fake
And if you open the Bible to fucking judges chapter 12 and then read like every fourth letter
It says the moon landing is fake. So there you go. See see there's more proof right there
No, it's just like what can we call something that makes a woman look pregnant, but it's fake
Well, we'll be a bomb we all agree who be a bomb. Oh, oh we fake the moon landing. So it's gonna boom bop
nobody
But he's doing that. Oh
My god, all right, let's let's give away this week's money. Okay
So last week's challenge was get your ass on R2P
Go to the guest the song
website that we have set up and submit a song
So we actually have a bunch people do that. Oh, this is what I'm gonna miss a lot five. So we had
Six submissions and one was ruled invalid
That's the one I think you're gonna get why was it wrong?
So the rule is stupid. No, no, and it's stupid guys gonna get it
The rule is you have to take song lyrics, okay, and make an AI image
Okay from the song lyrics and then people have to guess what song it was based on the image
They didn't use the lyrics. They just created an image that would tell you what the song is
So so that's the one we're gonna do first and see if you can get it
It's a kid. Oh, it's a baseball bat. Yeah a bat baby one more. Oh one more time baby, baby
I think of it all icing or something. Oh, you got the song. It's a hippie baby one more time
Oh, yeah, Britney Spears. I think was is that Britney Spears?
The bot doesn't know most
Or the AI God doesn't know most people again. It knows Trump. Okay, it knows Putin
It knows a couple of high-profile people, but it doesn't know a lot
So hit me maybe one more time is that part of the lyrics it is but that's that's not what he did
He just said a woman holding a baby with a baseball bat and a clock and like he didn't just type the lyrics
Okay, so that's what I tried to pull and we caught him
So you didn't get the wheel this week on and I told you in the chat to make a new one and you'll be in but he didn't do it
So, okay, you're out buddy
Follow the rules
Don't follow the rules man. I'll engage your brain
Well, then you don't get anywhere. That's fine. So this one is from our end
You're also not being conditioned by Dave. See he's a condition easy. He's a groomer watch out for this one
It's from our end. I really don't think you're gonna get it because
This is an obscure as fuck song
Alright, this is some weird ass music. Yeah, so this is this is like a blow-up doll
Fuck or it's an inflatable doll floating in the swimming pool. Oh, I didn't get that. Yeah, that was hard
Like it's definitely not be shown in the script and we had to get hints in the chat
So like aren't gave us some hints and I eventually found it
It's called in every dream home a heartache by Roxy music. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't even know
Going deep and find that b-side. Yeah, if you notice like there's an extra foot. Yeah, I
The bot was weird shit sometimes with human anatomy
This one is from our do and our do is the person who runs the AI bots
Okay, now like nobody got this one is unknown. So nobody's got this yet
We don't know we don't know the answer. We don't know the correct answer. Oh
So if you get this that's that's pretty fucking me
Sunsetting or is that a light?
Could be a fun. Oh, no, no, it might be a streetlight actually I see that's the bolder. It could be a streetlight
I believe she's no she's in her underwear. She got some on design. Yeah, is there a bra on it's hard to tell
Probably not hair blown in the wind
Now he gave some hints because we had none of us have a clue he said the word moon is in the title
And it's an electro dance song or something. Yeah, I'm not
I don't know
I have no idea okay, but that was a valid entry and when they expire they I believe we give them 10 days and
After they expire and nobody guesses it then the bot will say oh, here's the answer
so this one is from come Lord who runs the the
website and the game bot
Uh
Well, they're jack-in-a-litch the shirt
And it'd be a shirt weird shoes on the back paws only
Sitting, you know the song but you might not be able to get the song from it kind of looks like a calico
Clown shoes or golf shoes bowling shoes fuck, I don't know
Yeah, I don't know
So this one is WAP by Cardi B. Oh
Oh
Wait, what's another word for cats? No, it's pussy. I know that it's wet wet ass pussy. Yeah. So there's a cat
It's in the rain. It's wet and there is a line in the song about wearing boots and a jacket
So I actually got that one. Well, you listen her to me. No, but I could figure it out from the image
So next we have Alma guest. I did not get this one, but someone else did I almost want to think of Morris Day song
Morris Day and the time well the cuz you see the clock I see the clock
But if you the time is the name of the band no, no, no, I know but if you came probably see that one
It's so dark. It's very dark. You know if you um one of the
clerks movies not clerks, but uh
J's on Bob movies had Morris Day do a whole bit in the and the room kind of looked like that
And with the clock be you up. Um, you know, you gotta think of song lyrics not not something in a clerks movie
Oh, we owe you more stay the time and they mentioned the time building
Um, I don't think you're gonna get this one. I guess you probably know the song, okay?
I did not know what that's supposed to be. I know that the terminology for it
But you know what it is and I'm not going further with that one
Yeah, I don't know this is dancing in the dark by Bruce Springsteen. Oh fuck him
Yeah, I don't know why the clock showed up because there's no clock in there
It's like sometimes it puts weird artifacts and it throws you off
But um, yeah, because it's prominent and it
It's in the picture. It doesn't belong in the yes
Like that clock in the pictures floating, right? It's not hung on the wall because the lights right?
Well, this light strings in front of it that one's behind it. It's very weird
So it can't be there. Well, no, but are they wait hold on though? Are they outside?
Yeah, I don't know because that is there a pole coming off that pattern. Oh, I don't know
I don't know. It's not it's not but it's in the dark. This makes no sense for it didn't it didn't come from the song lyrics
I don't know where that clock came from
So but that's someone did get it. So it was good enough that someone got it
So I'm a guest is in here and then this is from dorm house, but he used the name delete data
So that's what it's gonna entry we gonna be
Delete data. Is that the Chinese? No Chinese flag is no, let's hit the circle
It's not Ukraine. Do we know what flag it is? I know if like it is
Hmm
Yeah, I don't know what this is this actually threw me off too because that's the flag of Poland
So I started looking up song lyrics that talked about the flag of Poland, right?
Oh, so they were smarter to use a flagpole to hang the flag up. I
Got always I'm marriage. Well, so the obvious choice would be the Polish-Nazal anthem
It wasn't that and it turns out the Italian national anthem mentions the Polar flag
Really? Yeah, because it was written back in the 1850s when they were like fighting against pressure or some shit
Do they mention that the flag flies the whole I don't know
but it wasn't the Italian national anthem and like this threw me off for a while because
The answer is nothing to do with the Polish flag
so like the lyrics
Talk about white flags and red flags and the box is fucking smashed them together and it made the Polish flag by chance
And if you notice there's like blood rain here like it's raining
So like I was able to find it through that and it's actually a Marilyn Manson song called raise the red flag. Oh
That's what that was. So yeah, those are our entries this week and let's see who wins
All right, okay. Oh and by the way, I forgot to mention
Last week's winner
Uh, ma'am a cue. Yeah, so his entry for George Wentz was a daddy daycare George went was not in daddy daycare
See, I didn't remember if he was but it was Jeff Garland who was in daddy daycare
Oh, I but guys assume he was right just because I mean it makes sense. So another fat white guy
No, so the funny thing is George went was in the sequel to daddy daycare called grand daddy daycare
But and I told that I told him like that you you snuck one by me whether you did that purpose or not
You won and that's fair fair. Yeah, and like he he genuinely didn't do it on purpose
Yeah, so he felt bad and he donated the winnings back. Okay, so our end you're gonna get the 0.01 plus those donated winnings
If you find this if I'm gonna get it
All right, what else we got we got we got everything here
There was something else one maybe not because we've got the facial bite
I
Kind of dog didn't land in the can so that was good. I think I there was other stuff, but I didn't make no
I didn't go to work today. I'll talk about that later
But uh, yeah, I think that's I'm good. I mean, okay, then I think we're an hour in already
Okay, well yeah 59 minutes. I am gonna talk about
Captchas this week. Okay, so capture is like you're going your own website and it says oh
Tell us what the bicycles are or
Select all the crosswalks. Have you seen those things? You don't see those things. No
Most people get them all the fucking time and they're fucking stupid. So like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I was seen in a long time. Um, well that means they're tracking you that they know who you are
No, what they're now going to two-step verification. Oh, well, that's even worse. I know you gave them all your fucking info
I know I mean it was
See what a long time that's because they already have to track they all this is Ron he can come in
I love my VPN most of the time. They got you they got your ass. It's your it's your Israeli VPN
Your ghost is really okay
But I get kept it all the fucking time because I'm actually browsing the web safely and they don't like it when you do that
Okay, and captures are fucking stupid. So let me explain why they don't even work most of the time
You're right like
Sometimes I'll block the website that has the capture or my VPN will and like it won't load and then slightly like oh, sorry
We couldn't identify you you can't use our website
other times or like when it does load
Like you can't even solve it right? It's it's unsolvable by human half the time
Like a machine can solve it all fucking day long, right?
So if you plug this into the AI the AI will solve it
But you're looking at it like like oh is this pixel a bicycle or not?
I don't know what it was a bicycle check the box of the bicycles that that's the front that's part of the front
Yeah, it's so fucking terrible. I don't know they check that
And like a lot of you run by Google and and the shitty trick is that they're not even testing that you get the right answer
So what they're doing is is they're training their AI models with your answers, right?
So they don't know what a bicycle is and you're telling them what a bicycle is and now they're feeding that into their AI model
And they're using that to make money. So you are giving Google money when you participate in these captures
So now the reason captures exist at all is to stop like web scrapers and bots and and people from just hammering the website
DDoS is so there is a valid thing that we're trying to solve
But we have a better way to solve it than captures and that's called a proof of work capture
Okay, so proof of work comes from the crypto world
Where you like you're solving
What you're doing is you're cracking a hash, okay, so
And really like the reason why proof of work is better
Besides all those things I said about captures is like you really don't care if the visitor to your site is a human or a machine
Right, you only care that it's not over using your resources, right?
Now it maybe you want it to click ads to or show them ads
So you kind of want to be a human but whatever like proof of work captures are
They're unintrusive because your your browser is cracking a hash in the background and then once it solves the hatch you you're let into the site
Now usually it takes what less than one second
But this is more than enough to stop attackers because they use a lot of hard drive or use a lot of CPU power, okay?
Now what happens is once you crack the hash
The site will give you a cookie that says okay, you've cracked the hash and
That cookie will last like 10 to 30 minutes
So every 10 to 30 minutes you'll see this come again
Okay, I have to crack another hash and it's really unintrusive like you don't you barely notice it
It's not going to slow you down and piss you off like the way a capture does
And like that cookie is also tied to your IP address or whatever you're using to request
Okay, like you can't just share the cookie right like an attacker can't get one cookie and then share it with his entire network of
Bots and then attack the site for 30 minutes doesn't work that way you have to get a new cookie for each
browser session or whatever
Another there's a couple of software projects that do this for you that are open source
The big one in town is called anubis
It's open source. You can self-host it or host it off site
Now the downside to anubis is that it requires JavaScript and a lot of people want to turn off JavaScript for privacy reasons
Um
So if someone goes to your site that's protected by anubis and they don't have JavaScript
They just won't be able to get in
And another problem is it doesn't seem like they don't have themes available
Okay, so like if your website is like black and red like your anubis screen is still going to be their default colors
Okay, and it's just kind of jarring to your customers and it's kind of shitty
And actually the biggest problem I have with them is like a super woke dev team
Like if you look at them like they're like or purple hair trans this that's like it
And I I try to avoid that shit if I can because even if the project is good now
It's not gonna be good in like five ten years like they're always gonna take over and do stupid shit and and whatever
And actually luckily I found a better a better one in basically every respect
yesterday, so
This one's called go away
Now it's based on anubis. So like it functions similar. Yeah, but it adds things so again
It's self-host you can self-host it you can host it hosted off site
It does have non-java script options
so it found tricky ways to
Proof do proof of work without JavaScript
And it's not exactly the same, but it still does stop the vast majority of attackers
And the dev is from the Monero community. So I found it through him actually
So he's a pretty cool guy. He does a lot of the p2 pool stuff with with Monero mining. Okay
So like he's not like a woke retard or whatever
And it has themes so you can it has a couple of preset themes and you can also customize your own theme
So you can now make your proof of work blocker look like your website
That's cool. Now your customers don't even notice anything's going around. So I would say go with go away
If you need this on your site, I don't actually use it for ours because like I don't need to block anything
And if I do need to I'll put it up there. Yeah
But yeah, if you if you need something like this on your site looking to go away
Get it installed stop doing fucking Google captures. It's fucking stupid. But yeah, that's that's my talk. Cool
So I did reference that I did not go to work today. Yeah, I
Don't care. I mean I was gonna sleep at my desk
So I went off my truck. I mean I was going coffee in hand and to work and I went to start my truck
And it started but it just made like a weird sounding start. Oh
Hmm and then I'm like, okay, I'm fine. I'm running so my cool
I look at the clock on the radio and it's 12. Yeah, and I'm like, well, that's weird
I got a muscle on those powers. I'm like, well, let's just drive and I kind of I don't have my neighborhood
And I get on the main street and then my battery gauge starts jumping. Yeah, and I'm like, well, it's probably my old players going
Yeah, I'm like, so let me I gave it a little bit of time because I was considered going to work and then just deal with it later
Yeah, I
Be at home though. Well, I grab my jump box. Okay, but then I'm thinking well, what if I can't get home?
Yeah, I can't do the podcast. I'm like, oh fuck that
I'm not going to work. See what my priorities are. Yeah, but you answer fucking calls while we're on the podcast
So when I got home, I grabbed my meter real quick
I checked my battery the vehicle off battery 12 12.5 volts, whatever. Yeah, and then turned it on it's 14
I'll get that little more detail in a second. I'm like, well, that's coming back fine
That means it passed so I'm like, well, let me go by auto zone and have them run the test
They have a machine they hook up same thing the car goes on
Later pass I go, huh
So I started up and I drive home and I'm thinking I got home like, you know what I was driving down the road
Yeah, so my RPMs were up. Yeah, so I would go there. I would run my
Rep my RPMs up around 2500. Yeah, and then the damn needle start going so I got my wife and we did that
That's what that weird that's with the ultimate or show real weird is ugly head and said I'm bad
There are a few other components involved in that or it's either one V agree. I mean, sometimes it's just it's battery alternator
It's a power a power regulator, but that's typically inside the alternator
You can replace that separately than the alternator, but just do the alternator
So yeah, so basically you want to test an alternator you get a digital meter. It's just easy with digital
I said it to DC not AC
Hit your battery terminals, huh?
Like what guys I got put the black one on the block and the red one on the red
I don't I doesn't matter. I don't I've never heard that in my life. You might get a negative sign
Yeah, it's just it's measured current through the device. Yeah, so
Oh, no, that's the red cable. We can't go up. Yeah
So so just cable can be if you want to refine red cable red black cable black
It is a good rule to follow if you're installing electrical stuff. I'm just saying
Well, no, actually you can get red black together an electrical because that both they won't both are hot
So it doesn't matter just go crazy
So is the battery if the car is off batteries should be 12 12.5 is fine
Go and start your car
Then go back to your battery again
If you all players were good fine, it's gonna show 14 or 14.3 or 4 or whatever
All things were good fine. So I'm like that's what was told me off. So I'm like, well, I guess it could be this right in power regulator thing
So I did that's what I wrapped it up. I had my wife and I once we've read you got the RPMs up
I had the seat heater on I had the air conditioning on because I had as much loader as I could
Yeah, but like but you know what I was driving my life weren't flickering my gauges weren't going crazy
Because if you ever get a man is a very low power, right?
But if you give her get a bad alternator or like a bad ground in the alternator, yeah, that your car goes fucking wacky
Well, I've had my gauges do that. They're just going crazy weird
But yeah, so I tested it
I just wouldn't make the call that the alternator's bad because again, it could have been the power regulator
But it was inside so I'm like, yeah, I'm just gonna do it swapped out the
Okay, so it's what I do an alternator. It's actually it's kindergarten shit. I had to do that on my DeLorean
You got we got fancy cars, I mean, but I got I got an SUV
Pull the hot wire off pull the other wires off. I should don't let those go to I guess
They're skinny so they're obviously probably charging up something small
I think that's just like the salt the regulating. Yeah, maybe I actually never thought about it. Be honest with you
And then there's two bolts and before you get the two bolts
You grab you go to the idler arm, which is if you go to find the alarm
Just follow the belt and you'll see a little ball the wheel that does nothing. They just like what why is that there?
It's not connected anything
Well, you put your in my case was a 15 ranch put it on there pull it forward
Loosen the belt take the belt off take the two bolts out go get the new all take helpful tip
Take the alternator with you because it's a core charge
It saves you two trips to the auto store
And come back in a reverse then you're good to go
Save me put the belt back on you do the well you do the belt back on
I don't know if it would work in reverse because I always put the belt on and have belt off the idler arm
And then I've nipped it either I'm gonna put the belt on the idler arm. It's just easier for me
And this is how I was taught so it might be better. It might not be I don't know it works
Yeah, I mean this is really gonna depend a lot on your car because
Fucking that DeLorean job was
dude like I so that
Like the bolts that they have is like all tension based
So like you need to fucking hoist the car up and then like have tension on it to replace everything really it's fucking
So like what I ended up doing was they sell
An actual tension bolt online where like you twist the bolt and then it creates tension
Yeah, so I bought one of those and then I tried to fit it into the alternator and it didn't fit in the hole in the alternator
So I had a fucking like file down the hole in the alternator and
And like tap screw holes in there at motherfucker. Yeah, it was a fucking nightmare dude
But I did get it up but holy shit and getting the belt back on like that's part was easy for like what's the
Alternator does move. I mean, yeah, I mean always to be our piece of cake because they're right at the top of the engine
There's nothing in the way. Yeah, I mean look at look up the specifics for your car
Yeah, because there might be little tweaks here and there that you got to change. So yeah
Yeah, you this enough on YouTube or I like there you can tell who a qualified person is
They're a person isn't so go on there watch the video a lot of times. They'll tell you what tools you need to do the job
Yeah, so you can just take the tools with you and then you're good to go
I think usually a ratchet says all you need for that. Um, well, yeah
Ratchets are good, but I also like to use right. I
In some cases I prefer wrenches
Ratchets are good, but there's also the ratchet wrenches, which are nice too, but I
Tend to break the the the ratchet of the socket ratchet. Well, what that's how use a hammer on it
I'll put on a pressure on it. Well, no wonder. Well, but I mean you got a bolt. You gotta get loose
You gotta get loose so I get 40 that shit. Oh, I'll go ever use W 40 use a torch
No, I'm not kidding. I mean use a torch and you're changing the heat of it. I know it's been a good track
Yeah, I got a friend sort of friend. He would if he had a car part he couldn't get a get a part
Yeah, but it was off the car. He put the freezer
It's a set because of course, but why not just use the torch?
Well, if you want to it because it can expand or contract so depending on which one you want to do
I want it. I want the body and the bolt to move in different directions or to move
I guess it the same direction would be fine, but yeah, just any movement is gonna help
So all right, that's it for the week. See you next week. Yep. Bye. Bye everybody
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