Alright, welcome to The Canary in the Cage podcast. I'm Ron Morgan, I'm a co-host.
Dave Havlicek. We're here to entertain you, educate you, and hopefully make you laugh.
So where do we start? Do you believe in coincidences?
Yeah, of course.
Oh, see, I don't. I think they take you on a plan. So let's bring up the first...
Don't touch the wheel. We don't want to do that yet.
So we got this.
Yeah, I saw this and...
So technically, do you know what that means?
Well, it could mean lots of things, but the most common or most likely meaning is get rid
of the president by whatever means necessary.
So technically, this story broke right before our podcast last week.
Really?
Yeah, because it was a rest fouchy, rest fouchy everywhere.
Okay.
And then I saw this, I'm like 8,647. What the fuck does that mean?
I mean, 86 means you're out, you're kicking something, something ran out. It's a restaurant
term or a bar term.
Yeah.
But it's also...
Well, I did pretty good to that.
I think so.
No, I've never done this once before. It was started here in Vegas. And the original
company name was 8 miles out, 6 feet deep.
I mean, that's what I've been told.
Okay.
But it's my biggest people.
Seems unlikely.
Why?
I don't know, it just seems unlikely.
Well, we know that the mobsters buried people in the desert.
Sure.
So 6 feet deep, 8 miles out, who knows?
But whatever. So when I saw the number, I didn't think much of it.
Yeah.
On my drive to work the next day, I heard it, 86,47. I go, oh.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so can I click?
Well, it was 86,45 before, if you remember. There was a scandal about that.
Oh, there was? Yeah, I missed that.
Yeah, one of the governors was doing a video interview and she had like a little thing
on the shelf that said 86,45 and they made a big deal out of it.
So first of all, they called me place the shelves like that. What's your opinion?
I don't know and I don't care.
Well, I think he did because during the election cycle, he found in shelves written boat harris.
Really?
So he's found out two things with shelves.
Now, he said he was walking on a beach in like a super liberal, liberal area.
Right.
So like it could have been any one of those idiots.
But then also the boat harris thing and then his wife is like, well, why is there an address
on the beach? My wife and I are just walking and we see an address on the beach. We thought
it was weird.
Okay.
So that's what really pisses me off the most about this because like, look, man, you're
going to post this radical message.
Yeah.
Why are you being a bitch? It's perfectly legal. It's not illegal to post it.
Right.
For my speech.
Right. So, so why are you being a little bitch?
Well, it is okay. It could be looked as a threat to the president.
No, it can't.
86,45.
It's not a threat.
Okay.
A threat is I am going, I'm going to be in Washington, D.C. on this day and I'm going
to walk up to the president and shoot him in the head. That's a threat.
Right. This is not a threat. This is calling for action from other people.
So his book deal, his book was going live two days after this.
Okay.
So it got into the news like, oh, there you go.
But I asked you beginning at the beginning of this story, do you believe in coincidences?
What's the second meaning behind this?
Well, yes, I believe in them, but that doesn't mean I think everything is a coincidence.
Right. No, great. What's the second meaning behind this?
I have no idea what the second meaning was.
So the day this was posted, 9-11 was 8647 days away. I verified it.
Okay. See, now that's a coincidence.
How the fuck is that a coincidence?
Because like, he's not going to fucking sit there and do that math and then say, oh,
let me wait for this day to post it.
No, he posted it before his book deal came out so he can publicity.
What are the odds?
They're pretty good, actually.
No, no, no.
You're sounding like these people that go through the Bible and like, they like look
for letters every 10 characters apart and say, oh, John F. Kennedy will be shot on this.
He happened to post this 8647 days after 9-11.
It's funny because I went to AI first and AI goes, we have no data on this.
I can do that math right now if I...
Don't worry about leafy years.
No, no, the computer would do that for me.
Well, my wife went to Siri.
Okay, yeah, she'll be doing the same thing.
Yeah. So...
No way. No fucking way.
Is that a coincidence?
It's absolutely a coincidence.
No, they're...
No.
Yes, it is.
Because look, like, how many memes are put out every day, right?
They have numbers in them.
And how many of those numbered memes are something where that number is significant to something
else?
Like, there's thousands of them.
8,040.
Dude, that's...
Come on.
You're just being ridiculous.
There's no fucking way he sat down and did that math.
You could not do that.
He's an idiot.
He's a dick, father.
He was the FBI tracker.
I mean, he's too much of a bitch to even say, yes, I said it.
What are you going to do about it?
Right?
You remember a couple months ago, Jeremy Kauffman, the libertarian guy from New Hampshire, had
the feds come to his door and he posted something in flammable, too.
And he just, like, called them bitches and filmed them and said, get the fuck off my
property.
Why don't you do that?
Could be a bitch.
So this number has two different meanings.
Tech could, it could.
But you know, it does.
It does.
What's the possibility of intersecting on the right day?
Again, like...
On the right day.
A day before or day after it wouldn't be true.
So what's...
Like I said, there's millions of memes out there.
Fuck it, weird.
What's the numbers of them?
No, I mean, I don't know...
Some of them are going to have that happen.
It's just how it is.
Oh, man, I cannot get over this.
Because I first heard this and I'm like, no, that's bullshit.
I mean, like, okay, so...
So, Trump didn't have to be the 47th president.
Right.
He could have been the 48th.
Because Biden could have died.
Yeah.
Harris could have been president for a couple of months.
And then Trump takes office as 48.
Whatever.
So the net would ruin everything.
So what are you talking about?
Well, it would just ruin the next day.
Oh, my God.
There's no way this is a coincidence.
It's a fucking coincidence.
There's...
I mean, maybe it's an inside joke.
So, okay, do you think that on 9-11, he was like, okay, we're going to make sure that
Trump is the 47th president, 8,647 days from now?
No, I think when he realized that Trump was the president now and he's the 47th president
of the 48th president, 8,6...
He never...
He's not going to sit down and do that math.
Nobody does that.
That's so stupid.
No, this was an accident.
That's so stupid.
But again, like you, I discounted it immediately.
I'm like, fucking ridiculous.
I'm like, well, what is 10 years of 360...
So 10 years is 3,600, 605 days, not counting the year.
Well, 20 years would be 7,000.
Yeah, I don't care.
Who cares?
Holy shit, it's coming to fruition.
Who cares?
I don't even know.
It's just bizarre.
It's all I'm going to say.
It's two things intersect.
They're both kind of dark beings.
They both have some of them.
You could argue that they're both dark.
Okay, yeah.
And they just happen to come together on the same day by half and sense.
It's just no way.
All right.
I guess we've spent enough time on this, but yeah, I'm just like...
Dude, I'm getting 8,654 days.
It was supposed to, though.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
I can figure it out real quick.
Yeah, I can figure it out.
Well, I put in today.
I said, don't keep out the apier.
Oh, I won't.
What, no, no, what day did he post it?
I don't know what day he posted it.
The day...
It was the day of the 47th.
Okay, well, what day did he post it?
I don't...
I don't have...
You said it was a week ago, right?
Well, it was roughly a week ago.
Okay, but then the day you're off anymore.
Oh, no, no, no.
The arrest call me came out a week ago.
So I don't know if it was posted the day before.
Yeah, I see.
Yeah, now, now, now suddenly it's just over an hour.
No, I don't know if the next actual day was posted.
Well, then you can't tell me it was 8,647 days.
No, no, no, no, because we looked at it.
It was, yeah.
Okay, well, the math works.
Even if they're a day off, it's still fucking weird, but they're not a day off.
It's just weird.
Okay, so the next video, I want to get your opinion on it.
I'm really curious about this.
What do we got here?
So...
Is there a plan?
It's only seven seconds.
Well, hold on.
Let me give you the backstory.
Okay.
So here in Vegas, we had a shooting at a health club.
Okay.
The, the gentlemen went in with a rifle.
I don't, I don't even know what kind of rifle it was.
I don't want to know what kind of...
You sure it was a gentleman?
Yeah, I don't know what he identified as, but we're not doing that bullshit anymore.
Trump's in office, man.
It's a fucking dude.
And he killed, I believe he only killed one person, but he injured a couple of people.
Okay.
And his gun jammed.
Okay.
And he ran out.
Probably a foreign gun.
Yeah.
He was a local officer hanging out here with a rifle.
Uh-huh.
So, so, play the video.
Bang, bang, bang.
Okay.
Good shooter now.
Well, it's hard to tell from this angle because the car is obscuring things, but I'm pretty
sure he had the rifle in his hand.
You did?
No, no.
They slowed it down, but, but I have to assume he was shot in the back.
Doesn't matter.
Okay.
That, okay.
I know if you're going to take that.
No, no.
I don't think it's going to happen that you, that you have known to have been used on other
people innocently.
Okay.
And you're running away.
You're still a deadly threat.
Okay.
I, I, I didn't think you were going to take that approach.
No, I mean, that's obvious.
Because you're retarded.
How am I retarded?
I don't know.
You call me retarded all the time.
Well, because you are.
So, I thought we could have a little bit of debate on that, but I think it's a good
shit.
I think, I think, I look at these videos, I don't, I take away this uniform and badge
and all that bullshit.
And I just say like, what am I allowed to do in that situation?
Oh, so I wasn't going to bring this up.
But guess what Metro is doing?
They're looking for 25 volunteers to be the citizens, community standards board for Metro.
So why don't you go apply?
I would never get accepted.
Well, actually, you know what?
Because my dad was a cop in Chicago for 33 years.
They might let me on there.
Now I would be off like after one decision, but I could get that one decision in.
But you got a film at though.
Of course.
You have to see this.
You guys are fucking retarded.
There's a fucking bad shirt.
The thing with those boards is they're always selected from like, the family of cotton.
No, they're not.
No, they're saying that.
So there already is a citizens board sort of for Metro.
Okay.
Now they're bringing in a different one.
And the rumor is it's going to be all anti cop people.
Maybe I'll bring that up at the next libertarian meetup and see if we can get some people on
there.
I don't know about it, but I mean, I wouldn't, I wouldn't bring my personal personal views
into it.
I would call both.
Well, of course.
Yeah.
You would bring your personal views in.
No, you can't.
You can't not bring your personal views in.
I just said this was a good shoot.
I know I was actually shocked.
Okay.
Well, but you might.
I don't know who knows.
Okay.
I don't know.
Like I said, I take away the uniform in the badge.
Yeah.
Like you're not special.
You're a human being.
And if I can do the same thing, then it's a good shoot.
Well, okay.
That's a good question.
What if it was a citizen?
A good guy.
Yes, that's fine.
If you shot him in the back.
Yes.
No, we would have to have specific knowledge that that's the guy, right?
You can't just go shooting people because they have a gun.
You have to know that's the guy that was killing people.
I mean, I'm gonna go and make the guest officer assume that.
I don't think he...
Um, I, well, I'm assuming actually that they're on the radio and they're saying he's dressed
like this and he looks like this.
Oh, because I do have that uniform.
And they do have that uniform.
Okay.
No, fair enough.
Cool.
I thought we...
I could be wrong.
No, I know.
I mean, you see it, you're running with a rifle.
Yes, yes.
Bumble.
Yeah, if you're a citizen, don't go in the vicinity of a map shooting with your gun.
So that, okay, so that brings up an interesting...
Remember the Virginia Tech shooting?
Not really.
This was like...
I know, I remember about it, but I don't know details.
So there was a professor being interviewed and he goes, because I mean, Virginia is kind
of like a little redneck there.
So when the shootings started happening and they got notification of it, like four or
five guys jumped off and started...
Who's gonna run in their trucks?
The teacher jumped in front of the door and said, you're not leaving.
You're like, no, bullshit, we're gonna go get our guns and we're gonna take that guy
out.
And he goes, listen, you're gonna be carrying the gun, you're gonna be running across the
field and the cops are gonna see you.
They're gonna shoot you.
Yeah, that's just like you have to fucking take your risk factors into account.
Because like, if you're on the scene with a gun, they're going to make...
Like, hey, not just cops.
Other people are going to assume that you're the guy.
Right.
Like they were saying about Kyle Rittenhouse.
Like, oh, you just shot a bunch of people, right?
All right.
So yeah, like, I'm not saying don't defend yourself, but if you're in that situation,
you should be trying to get out of there instead of fucking being the hero.
Don't be the hero.
Yeah, there's a mass shooting.
Just avoid the bullets.
Don't be there when the bullet gets there.
And don't try to take the guy out.
I mean, if it happens like right in front of you and no cop's there yet, maybe you take
the shot.
Well, you could be there, then you've controlled the situation.
Right.
But if the cops have a chance of being there, don't show everybody.
Anybody carrying a gun?
All right.
So I'm going to take my turn here.
Okay.
Before we go to this video, I want to give you a pop quiz.
Ooh.
Yeah.
I hate pop quiz.
So what is habeas corpus?
Oh, fuck.
How do I define that?
I know what it is.
It's our rights.
Okay.
And it's about what you have to, the rights you have to have when you're being interviewed
or at least detained by law enforcement.
Roughly.
I actually don't know the exact definition.
I can use it in a sentence, but I can't give you the exact definition.
Okay.
That's wrong, but it is a far better answer than Christine Ohm gave.
So let's go to the video here.
And so secretary, no, what is habeas corpus?
Well, habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove
people from this country.
No.
Let me stop the man who's been there.
That's him.
Here's the right answer.
Excuse me.
That's incorrect.
Here's the right answer.
Excuse me.
habeas corpus is the legal principle that requires that the government provide a public reason
for detaining an imprisoned people.
Oh, okay.
If not.
Right.
So like when you're arrested, you have like one day to go before a judge or three days,
depending on if it's a weekend or not.
That's habeas corpus, right?
Right.
If they don't send you before a judge to tell you what you're accused of, they have to
let you go.
Yeah.
But I don't think the window is that small.
It is.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Huh.
Okay.
And because I know he was a suspend habeas corpus.
But they're talking about.
Yes.
So that's what that's what this whole thing was about.
And and fucking Kristi Noem doesn't even know what habeas corpus is.
She thinks it's the president's right to remove people, which I mean, what more evidence
do you need that she's retarded?
Now, this is her first stolen with $3,000 cash in it with secret service.
What she heard?
Now, this senator, she's a Democrat from New Hampshire.
I looked up her positions on things and she's like all over the fucking place.
Now she's against guns, what you would expect from a Democrat.
Okay.
But she's against the minimum wage.
Okay.
What else?
Well, she might be a reasonable Democrat.
But you think about this, if you go back, you know, in the 90s, the 80s, Trump's not far
off from a Democrat from back then.
No, he's a 90s Democrat.
So, but the Democrat party has changed so much.
Right.
And they've gone out of fucking control because I've always been a supporter of Democrats.
No, I, okay.
This was my advice to people.
They, well, how should I vote?
Okay.
Well, pick the president you want and vote for him.
And then for every member of Congress, pick the opposite party.
Yeah.
That was always my view on voting.
Make them work for every fucking bill and law they're going to pass.
I guess.
I mean, I don't want, I don't want these omnibuses.
Yeah.
Coming through.
Yeah, we'll get to that.
I know.
Yeah.
Well, no, I mean, the big beautiful bill, Masi had something to say on that.
Oh, yeah.
So I couldn't find the video.
Apparently Trump showed up at Capitol Hill and he goes, where's Masi at?
And then I go, he's right there.
And he's the best.
He goes, yeah, yeah, you're a decent guy.
You got hair like Rand Paul, but your hair is better.
I was so looking for that video.
And he's like, he goes, I actually think there's a compliment because one, I'm proud of my
hair.
And that comes from a man who gloves hair.
I did.
I think I saw that post anyway, not the video.
Yeah.
He, uh, Masi was being interviewed on Redacted News and that's where he said it.
Okay.
I don't know how to screen.
I don't know how to video capture out of a video.
I could probably download it.
It is a pain.
Yeah.
So they didn't make it easy on you.
So I would just, I thought I would just paint a picture for our audience.
Yeah.
So like we have top officials that don't know what Hibis corpus is and, uh, yeah, that's,
that's a good, real good sign.
So it's only about removing people.
No, it's not about removing people.
It's about, uh, when you have to be told what you're being accused of.
Okay.
Yeah.
But, oh, oh, well, I thought she said about, okay, maybe I got it.
That's what you know.
I got it in my head.
Now it's going to be fun.
Let's run it around in here.
Now is the second, the super wrong answer.
Yeah.
And yes, they, um, they have suspended it in the past.
I think Lincoln was the only one as far as I know, maybe, uh, FDR did as well.
But, um, now here's, here's the funny thing is that the constitution does not say the
process for suspending it.
It says when it can be suspended, but it doesn't say a process.
So it doesn't say the president can do it.
Congress must do it.
Doesn't say that.
Now it is in article one, which specifies Congress's powers.
So that might be a clue that only Congress can do it.
Well, Lincoln did it without Congress.
He just fucking did it.
And if you watch the rest of that video, she makes an excuse for Lincoln because she likes
Lincoln.
Okay.
And then she said, well, he got Congress's permission afterward, which, you know, no,
okay, big fucking deals.
That's what, that's what they do for everything.
Right.
That's what they do for Iraq and in Afghanistan and everything, every fucking bullshit.
So I don't have this video set to come out, but I can bring it up pretty quick.
Um, what do you think about AI?
Oh, what about it?
This is overall.
I did a show on it.
No, no, no, no, but like, like the videos are coming out now.
Oh, yeah, the, I love the videos.
I can't wait till we see a movie, like a full AI movie.
So I guess I'll play it.
It's what I don't know which one to play actually, but what's funny about it.
I got community.
Well, I got a community note that one was definitely fake, but not the other one.
I think I saw what you're talking about.
Kennedy and Trump.
Yes.
Which one's the funnier one?
I thought Kennedy was the funnier one.
Oh wait.
So apparently it's good to son your taint.
I'm just saying.
Yeah.
So, consult your doctor.
We're going to give medical advice.
No, no, no, no, there's studies done on it.
Oh, is it?
No, it's not that one reason.
Oh, it's just, okay.
So gay chemicals in the vapes, um, coupled with fruity, pina colada flavoring agents,
many nicotine enjoyers in this country are on the business end of an all out circus,
a predatory endocrine warfare.
Life isn't meant to be a strawberry margarita side show for the flamers.
So my team and I have partnered with Tucker Carlson and Al Pouch's to help pivot away
from the blight of vaporized Chinese homosexuals.
As Ron takes a peek.
Questions?
Well, so the funny thing is because of what X is, I'm trying to trump one next because
it's even funny, but hold on.
So as X is, I didn't hear the gay thing first.
Oh, okay.
I guess I heard him talking about like, you know, babe, oh shit.
But you had a flamer?
Well, that's when it started going, wait, what?
But did you see the trump one?
Yeah, I saw both of them.
I follow Americans.
It is with great pleasure that I am announcing that Pride Month is canceled.
Pride is a sin and we will no longer participate in deliberate moral.
So this is what you go, it might be real.
June will be known as Confidence Month or maybe just June.
Maybe just June.
Who knows?
I think it will be a time for us to celebrate legitimate achievements.
But it's called Sightwaters.
I hate to break it to some people, but putting a wiener in a butt shouldn't be on anyone's
highlight reel.
Very hygienic.
Love is love.
That's what they say.
However, poop is poop.
I think these are great because it destroys credibility of all types of people, right?
You can no longer claim that you said this or you didn't say that and nobody can believe
anything anymore, which is great because they can't lie to us.
But no, but seriously, was he not right?
Is it very unhygienic to put your penis in a bubble?
But that's not just a game thing.
I have not read the studies on that.
I can't say.
I'm studying it in depth.
I'm sure you have.
Videos at all.
I'm sure you have.
Oh, God.
So let's go to the Rubio thing.
Well, why don't we give away some money first?
Because the Bongino thing, I got a fucking problem.
Before we give away the money, we got some donations.
Sweet.
So let me actually pull up.
I should have done this ahead of time.
But make sure we give those away so we don't make money.
So the IRS doesn't come after us.
No taxes.
We don't actually make it income.
Okay, so we got first donation from Jason Henson.
He's never contacted us before.
So thank you very much.
Appreciate it.
Was there a message for them?
Yes.
Okay.
Eat local, eat clean, learn to survive and do your own shit.
Oh, I think protect yourself at all costs.
Yep.
And that was for 0.003.
And then we got Oliver Chase.
So he's alive and kicking.
And we missed you.
And he says, behind enemy lines, still listening to the show, keep up to good work.
Oh, because last week we were holding out.
So maybe he actually is Thomas Massey.
He's working hard.
Oh, he's behind enemy lines.
That's right.
Oh, dude, you got to contact us.
So he gave us 0.01, which is double what we normally give out.
So and the last was from Dormouse, who's also been hibernating for the winter, I guess.
And where's the message on that?
He didn't send it through the site.
So I have to dig up the message.
See, I didn't remember to prepare for this.
That's what I get.
All right, so we don't have dead air.
Oh, no, no, he didn't send the message with it.
Okay.
But yeah, so Dormouse, thank you for the donation.
And that was like 0.001 and a bunch of change.
So all that will be going out to this week's prize, which we will get to right now.
And the challenge last week was tell us what you would like to see developed on tarry as
an app.
And we got a bunch of answers here.
And first one came from Dormouse.
Okay.
So he might be his money back.
He actually gave two answers.
So this is funny.
He answered me right away.
Okay.
And then he answered me today.
And I said, dude, you already answered.
And he's like, when did I do that?
I don't remember that.
So I don't know if you're like smoking weed or whatever, but you did answer me twice.
So I will read both of your answers.
First one was a service that deletes tarry from people's disks.
So a bit of a burn there.
But then he came back today and said, actually, he'd like to see a decentralized data storage
system.
Oh, okay.
So you could do like big data storage, like back up all your photos, your movies and all
that kind of shit.
Or you could do like simple data storage where you're just storing like small bits of data,
like a torrent hash or something like that.
So yeah, that's a cool idea.
Um, then we got, I'll type in here in our mouse.
Next, we got Alamogast.
And he gave me three answers, but there's there's no extra credit at Alamogast.
So you only get one shot at the wheel.
First answer was easy to use quick payment processor with low fees that offers easy integration
for merchants.
Okay.
And online storefront.
So the actual storefront itself, and it's just like a decentralized marketplace.
Yeah.
And the last answer would be a mostly automated escrow service.
Okay.
So, you know, if you are trading someone, you don't necessarily trust, you both put some
money in escrow and then the system somehow decides who has broken trust or not.
Oh, okay.
So Alamogast.
Then we got Monero Mash, who said chain link or similar or Oracle network.
So I wasn't really sure what he meant by that.
So I did contact him and get some more details.
And it's kind of similar to let's think about sports betting.
So let's say I want to bet that the bears win and you're willing to take that bet.
Now we somehow have to decide how did the bears win or not?
Bears are going to lose, but okay.
We have to decide did the bears win or not.
Did they play?
I have no idea.
They lost.
But the blockchain doesn't know.
I understand.
So an Oracle would be a way of the blockchain learning that information.
So maybe people vote on it and the people who vote collect some of the rewards or there's
always you can do it.
But yeah, that's a good idea.
So we'll put more narrow mash in there.
We got Maav McHugh who answered me and signally gave kind of a long detailed answer.
So let me go pull that up.
Getting that prepared.
Yay.
So after this is over without going to talk about the Trump cabinet picks.
I got a couple of things I want to say.
So I am going to show a Rubio video.
Yeah, we've got a long wheel this week.
So where he is, there are some Trump cabinet members that are actually fighting back and
I love it.
All right.
So Maav McHugh says, I would like you see a decentralized app created on Tari to incentivize
and reward artists.
Now he says AI would not be allowed.
I don't know if that's possible.
It's hard to do that unless you're like voting on it or something.
But artists would submit their work on a monthly or weekly basis and it would be like a wheel.
So there would be like a random winner based on the vote counts and like you would buy
in with Monero or Tari or whatever.
And then that get money gets pulled and then the winner of each round gets paid out the
pool.
Okay.
So that's a pretty good idea.
You could definitely do that as a decentralized app.
And I believe we have one more, which is Ayn.
And Ayn says, service to top up anonymous prepaid credit cards so I can buy Dragon dildos without
Amazon knowing my real name.
Now Amazon has to know your...
You know, stick those dildos up your butt though.
It's just poop up there.
I'm hydrating.
Yeah.
I mean, whatever.
You could do that.
But the prostate is up there and that is like the male G spot.
Oh, there you go.
And you know, I heard that if you exercise the prostate, you're less likely to get prostate
cancer.
So maybe Bites should have taken up the ass a little bit more.
Oh, God.
All right, let's see who wins.
All right.
So he wakes up from his hibernation and collects a shitload of Monero.
And by the way, Monero just top 400 today.
Sweet.
Yeah.
So that's a...
So I forgot to bring this up too.
I believe one of our listeners played a joke on me.
Well, let me...
Oh, sorry.
I got to remind Dormouse because I know he hasn't been listening in a while.
He's been hibernating.
You have to contact us before next week to get your winnings.
You think we'll give you free money for nothing?
Right.
You have to come track us down.
That's the rule.
All right.
Now go on with your butt plug, whatever, dildo story.
I actually do have those stories but I'm not getting it done right now.
So I kind of went a little crazy going after Dan Bongino.
And I mean, honestly, I can honestly tell you I was a big fan of his podcast.
And if he doesn't quit and go back to podcasting, I don't know if I'm going to...
Do we have his makeup?
No, that was a different video.
By the way, just so you could you missed it before, sun tanning your taint is good for
your taint.
But actually they say it raises your testosterone level and it doesn't come back down.
So I mean, if you have neighbors like mine, like my neighbor has a trampoline in her backyard
and her kids jump on the trampoline.
So I mean, maybe she'll put up a higher fence.
Mommy, what is he doing?
Yeah, I was very disappointed with our FBI.
I'm actually, I'm now back to we need to ban the FBI.
I've been there a long time.
I don't know what your problem is.
I got to find the one I posted because there was a couple of them.
Where did it go?
Oh, you got a mouse.
There was one I passed.
Yeah.
Was it this one?
Yep.
That's the one.
The big deal.
We don't...
That's a...
Jeff, we have seen stories.
A big deal.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
We're going to buy that in a second and I've got my opinion on that.
So what I did is I was like, how do you dog walk Dan Bongino?
You put him in a suit and give him a badge and he'll say anything you want.
Now here's where it gets interesting on notifications.
Oh, what are you doing in notifications?
Here.
Dan Bongino like your post?
That's a fake Dan Bongino.
I know, but that's the...
Now click on it.
It's obviously a account was just set up.
Yeah.
So I have a feeling.
Nice.
I'm not sure if you're a listener.
I don't know how else anybody would have found that.
Yeah.
So great.
Because you know, honestly, my first song I went, what the fuck?
And they go, oh, don't blue check, Mark.
The picture's wrong.
Yeah.
But no, you got me.
I love it.
So keep it up whoever did that.
So let's go with...
So I've been critical of a lot of the cabinet picks.
Don't play this just yet.
I'm not happy with the FBI picks.
I'm not happy with what the hell her name is.
Pam Bondi or whatever.
Just do your goddamn job.
A quick go into like seminars and stuff.
Do your job.
But what I am finding out is some people are fighting back and Rubio kind of shocked me.
I didn't watch this video, but I think this is the video.
I know this is part of the video that I want to say, but he was in the Senate and he went
after the senator that went to save the drug lord and had, you know, but go and play.
If he doesn't cover what I wanted to play, I'll fill you in.
In the case of El Salvador, absolutely, absolutely.
We deported gang members, gang members, including the one that you had a Margarita with.
And that guy is a human trafficker and that guy is a gang banger and that and the evidence
is going to be clear in the day that you're going to be...
Mr. Chairman, you need to go into the room.
Mr. Chairman, Rubio has the floor.
Mr. Chairman, you can't make unsubstantiated senator like that.
Secretary Rubio has the floor.
You know, Secretary Rubio should take that testimony to federal senators in the United
States because it hasn't done it under oath.
Here's another point, okay?
There is a division in our government between the federal branch and the judicial branch.
No judge and the judicial branch cannot tell me or the president how to conduct foreign
policy.
In the case of El Salvador.
So the comment I didn't catch is that I did this right as I was leaving work.
What the senator said, his last closing statement was, Rubio, I'm now regretting my vote for
you.
And Rubio responded with, well, if you're regretting your vote for me, I know I'm doing a good
job.
And if the senator was not happy, but I also wanted to play the Margarita things I thought
that was funny too.
So I'm really digging these guys fighting back.
Well, you know, like the guy had a point, right?
If you have all this evidence, fucking bring it down to a courthouse, right?
That's how the system works.
And if you don't like it, go back to fucking Cuba.
There's evidence is there.
You're watching the YouTube.
That's why we have courts.
You're watching the view too much.
You have not seen any evidence.
Watching you have not seen any evidence.
My homie, homie, homie, homie.
Yeah.
My homie, homie.
He said he's got evidence.
I put you haven't seen it.
He hasn't lied to me yet.
Bullshit.
That's all they do is lie.
They're the government.
That's their job.
You're such a fucking chill.
This guy, this guy, this is why I call you retarded.
Like they just, they fucking dangle this in front of you.
It's a little bag that says evidence on it and you're like, oh, you got the evidence.
No.
You got a fucking nothing.
It's a little bag.
You're dangling in front of you.
I will say with Holman, I actually believe the guys are not as kind.
I do.
Dude, if they had evidence, they would take it to court.
They presented it.
They did go to court.
No, they didn't.
They went in front of two judges.
No, he did not.
Yes, he did.
Groupie wrong.
Dude, he never went.
He went in front of two judges.
Why do you keep saying this?
Like you keep saying this because you know there was no trial.
You need a trial.
That's how this works.
That's where evidence gets presented and evaluated by a jury.
Why don't you go down and have a margarita with him and save him in front of a bag?
I don't drink.
You can have a virgin margarita.
Because I don't care that much.
It's just like fucking like just stopping a retard.
I just, I mean.
Stop trusting what they say.
They're all fucking liars.
All politicians lie.
Holman is just, I just don't think he has an atom.
Of course he does.
I think he's just like.
He's the, he's like a fucking dumb bully cop.
He has the exact demeanor of a cop.
Like just look at the guy.
He's a fucking cop.
He will beat the fucking shit out of you and then like cover up his body cam and plant
drugs in your car.
He would do that shit.
Yeah, we'll see.
But I just, I just dig the guy.
I mean.
Of course you do.
You didn't do that.
I like blunt honest people.
You think it can't ever be you as the victim.
Oh, okay.
I like blunt honest people and if I say the word honest and I'll give you your rant.
But as of right now, I think he is more of an honest guy.
I just think he is.
Because he's not a true politician.
He's never been elected.
He's been appointed.
So what?
And he's been, he was a border guard for a while.
So I get it.
Right.
He's biased.
So that's fine.
I don't care.
I just, I, I, I, I, I, I trust my gut.
I trust my gut.
You see the little bag that says evidence.
No, I trust my gut and my guts.
Little bag.
Oh, look at the little bag.
It says evidence on it.
It's lit.
It's gonna be a big bag.
But it's not.
Okay.
Look at the big bag evidence.
Oh, it's big.
It's gotta be true.
All right.
Um, oh, I think, uh, let's do some good news.
I got some good news.
Oh, good.
Cause I'm better than you go.
It's not gonna be fun.
So do you know what a forced reset trigger is?
I know what a force is.
I know what a reset is.
And I know what a trigger is.
Okay.
Put them all together.
I got no clue.
Okay.
So normally, uh, when you, when you fire a semi automatic firearm, uh, you have to pull
the trigger and then you have to release the trigger.
Right.
Now a force reset trigger, you pull the trigger, it pushes back.
So they got bump stock?
Well, no, bump stock is on the stock.
So like it's on your shoulder.
Right.
Well, you can even use it.
It's a similar like, uh, reaction.
So you can use your belt loop too.
As you're firing, um, belt loop will do the same thing as bump stock.
Kind of.
I mean, it's, it's a momentum.
But the force, the trigger itself is what's pushing back.
Okay.
It physically moves your finger back forward.
Okay.
So you're going to actually move your finger.
Yeah.
And the point is to like increase your rate of fire, but it does not turn the firearm
into an automatic fire.
Right.
It's yeah.
One trigger.
Cause you still got to pull the trigger back again.
One trigger.
Well, the ATF said actually these are, these are automatic weapons and they ban them, uh,
like near the end of the binary.
And Trump really kind of didn't give a fuck.
Cause he's not a gun guy.
Um, but, uh, there's a lot of great firearm groups out there that fight these things and
not the NRA.
Don't support the NRA.
They'll suck.
Uh, I forget the group that actually did this one and I'm sorry about that because
it would be great to give a shout out, but, uh, look it up.
So they got to the Supreme court and, um, now it wasn't a ruling, uh, because the ATF
stepped down.
They withdrew their fucking claim.
Cause they didn't want to press it inside.
Yeah.
So, so as for now, uh, you can buy force reset triggers again, uh, stock up guys, get
them now while you can.
Um, but yeah, that's some good news.
So they, uh, I believe Colorado did it.
They made you give it back.
How are you going to make me?
You don't even know that I, the people have them.
So if you get caught with it, oh yeah, sure.
Right.
Well, now you, and also, um, the ATF has promised to give them all back.
The ones that they complicated.
Oh yeah.
So they're giving them all back, uh, fight the sale guys, go buy them.
Buy them now.
So what you're saying is they kept a list.
Okay.
But sure.
They, they complicated, complicated, complicated, something that was not illegal.
Yeah.
And they left and they come to the list.
Most likely.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Buy them now, buy them with cash.
You don't need a background check because it's not a firearm.
It's just a trigger.
Uh, go to your gun store, buy it with cash.
Don't show my D or anything.
You don't have to do anything.
Yeah.
That's my problem with Colorado because they, they also did a clip band and they actually
had a company making clips in Colorado that had to leave.
Yeah.
Um, what the fuck office was Colorado man?
It's a beautiful state.
It's a great state.
It's just federal.
This was the ATF dude.
I know, but I, I just take around a little bit because I love living in Colorado.
It was, even though I lived in Boulder most of my time there, um, and Boulder is where
the, the first school shooting happened.
Yeah.
I caught my visit of a memorial there for you.
Yeah.
Um, cause I actually, I actually visit a lot of memorials if I'm, I was actually just
at the Bundy Ranch over the weekend.
Um, if you don't know about the Bundy Ranch, look it up.
It's a look up the standoff with the Bundy Ranch Nevada because there's also one in Oregon,
which is actually just as important.
That's who I voted for for a governor when I first moved here.
Oh, Clive or Amon?
I think it was Ryan.
Oh, okay.
Amon was moved to Idaho and he ran for governor Idaho.
Yeah.
So we had the libertarian party here and I hadn't gotten involved with them yet.
And I looked up the libertarian guy and I'm like, this guy is like, this guy.
So I mean, I'm in the process of looking for another picture of my wall.
And basically it's the Overland Press.
Uh, I never thought about putting on the wall until I was actually talking to a guy
over the weekend about this.
And basically the ATF, the federal government seized a bunch of their cattle.
The ones they didn't kill, right?
Because he was grazing his land on the VML property.
And that's been a legit thing to do for over a hundred years.
Yeah.
The Bundy family had been, their cattle had been on that land grazing it for over a
hundred years and they tried to charge him and he goes, I'm not paying it.
Yeah.
And he kept doing it.
Well, the ATF went and shot a bunch of his cattle and then he just brought more out.
Okay, fine.
But then the ATF seized them.
Well, the only ATF.
I mean, okay.
Sorry, the video I watched at ATF on his best.
So he was, they were there, but it's a federal government.
And actually it has a lot to do with, um, Oh, the airport.
What's our airport name again?
Um, McCarran.
No, the new one, the Dickhead.
The, the, the McCarran.
Yeah.
I know.
But what's the actual senator's name?
Um, I refuse to say their name.
There's a senator.
Yeah.
I call it McCarran too.
Um, but yeah, he, he was trying, he was the one pushing this family, um, pushing
the government to get the family off this land.
Uh, it's a, it's a great deal because the farmers get free food for their cattle
and the, the, the BML, BLM gets their, their desert managed.
Yeah.
It's, it's, it's great.
So it, the Bundy family kind of like stood up to them, to them saying there was
our cattle back, the federal government got aggressive with them.
Right.
And there was a video that kind of, this might have been the final straw.
They pushed a pregnant woman to the ground.
Um, the Mesquite residents showed up.
Um, and then the militia showed up.
And so the, the, what I'm looking for is from Overland Press.
It says, uh, don't worry Bundy family.
The militia is on their way.
And I, I got, I want to find that newspaper.
Nice.
Um, but let me tell you, they showed up.
Yeah.
They showed up with snipers.
Yep.
They showed up with Calvary and they showed up with infantry.
And the federal, it's funny watching the, the, it was, it's homemade video, but
the, the, the federal agents, their faces were like, um, we're going to lose.
So the federal government back.
Are there any old people or like guys with cameras we can go after?
Cause like these guys fight back.
We're not into that.
Is there an old lady singing amazing grace in front of an abortion click?
I can go arrest somewhere.
Oh my God.
Um, so yeah.
So I, I was just there on the weekend.
I was talking to a guy, a recent friend or a guy, I've known him mesquite.
He's actually my, my beekeeper friend.
Um, and I'll be getting my bees from him.
Um, which, so here's the funny thing.
I'm supposed to report to Las Vegas that I have bees.
Oh yeah.
So I told my son that he goes, well, he'd fucking tell the government.
Um, and I'm okay with that.
Yeah.
Okay.
But I have a, I have a, if you have nosy neighbors, I have a Karen as a neighbor.
Yeah.
So I don't know what to do.
Um,
well, okay.
So now does she know that you have to report them?
So she's really obsessed with wasp.
I think you have wasp nest of your property.
I've got, I've got it exterminated.
Right.
This might not work out too well.
Well, I'm going to, so I, we have a, we have CMU, we have a concrete base there.
You don't brick.
We have center block walls.
Sorry.
That's our fences.
And the one fence is probably six, seven feet.
Uh, but her kids are trampoling right there.
Hence my son, my son, my taint.
Yeah.
They might have a problem with it.
I don't know why it's just natural.
Um, I don't want them to see my beehive and then call the cops.
Can you disguise it as something else?
Well, I'm actually going to extend my CMU wall.
I'm going to go up another like four feet and I'm going to build a frame and then
put in a fake IV.
So I, I'm, I'm going back and forth, um, with what to do.
I'm actually trying to contact a beekeeper here in Vegas.
Uh, most of, so, so Vegas, just because your address has Vegas does not mean you're in Vegas.
Right.
It means you're in Clark County or Vegas.
I'm in paradise.
Yeah.
You're in paradise, but you should be your address is still big.
Yep.
So my address is Vegas.
I'm in Vegas proper.
So I, I'm looking for an actual beekeeper here in Vegas proper to find out if they
did and what the fine is.
Cause apparently the fine could be pretty hefty.
Uh, but I'm also willing to find it in court.
Um, I don't think I need to ask the government's permission for me to do
something on my own property.
So I would have a huge issue with it.
And I also want to know, can someone sue me if they get stuck by a bee?
Probably because I have a bee.
Prove it's my bee.
I've got bees.
We got bees in the neighborhood right now.
I mean, like this, this is my fucking bee.
I mean, come on.
And honestly, if you're allergic to bees, say the fucking girls.
Well, no, I get that.
But like, yeah, you, you are liable for harms caused by your bee.
Sure.
You prove it's my bee.
I'll gladly pay that.
Just look, like the whole idea is.
You're going to be selling some of this honey because you're going to have way
too much, right?
Fed.
Uh, what?
Be nice to your neighbors and share the wealth with them.
And then you will.
I would let my point.
So that's the point I'm making, right?
They, they would be allowed to sue you.
But if you are sharing the wealth with them, then they're not going to sue you.
They're going to be like, oh, he's already paying me for the, the risk of placing bees here.
This is how nice of a neighbor we are.
She, she actually extended one portion of her fence because she has a dog that
won't fucking stop barking, which I don't care about.
I don't live in HLA.
I'm not a fucking Karen.
Your dog barks, it sucks.
It doesn't noise me, but it's dog.
It's not his fault.
It's a bad owner.
Uh, but I'm not going to, I would never call and complain.
Now I had heard.
A dog barking is not the same as being stung by a bee.
No, no, I agree.
But I had heard she was some other neighbors.
It's not her dog that's barking.
And I'm the only one with a big dog that could make that kind of wolf.
Um, so I video taped a whole bunch of her dog bark without my.
I don't think I've ever heard your dog bark one.
I know when I, when someone was at the door,
I don't allow my dogs to bark outside.
Yeah.
Uh, if they're in the house and they see somebody outside bark away,
that's your job.
So, so I'm a little nervous, but so she wanted to extend her CM you portion of
the wall.
So we share a long wall.
There's a tree in the middle.
She wanted to go one half of it cause she was afraid her dog was going to make
it over the wall.
Um, so she had her boyfriend, uh, glue some bricks down on top of it.
We paid for half of it.
She didn't ask.
Yeah.
He said, give us half of it.
It's a, it's a shared fence.
Right.
I'm not going to ask her for my share when I do it, but I'm a good neighbor.
Um, unless you make a lot of money from my dog, because my dog, uh, someday
I'll show him to you guys.
He's a, he's a cool, he's cool mix, man.
He's a, his mom is was a paper gold retriever and his dad was well, was not.
And the dad snuck one past the goalie apparently because they were trying to
keep this dog pure and it's no longer pure because of his dad.
His dad was a German shepherd, chow hound mix.
So if you look at all those breeds, this is killer fucking breeds.
I got a cool dog.
Um, so, and so I probably, I don't know.
I guess I can say this cause it happens tomorrow.
I'm actually going to get him his rabies shots.
I've been resistant of it and, and I'm walking him every day now.
And, and there are some people that don't put the dogs on leashes here.
And if they get into a fight, they will take my dog.
Um, at least they'll confiscate my dog for X amount of days.
Um, so I'm, I'm actually vaccinating my dog tomorrow.
I've been preparing him for like friend, my dog's name is Fred.
So it acts like a friend.
Uh, he's a very smart dog.
Um, yeah.
So I'm just like, Fred, you have to understand.
We've had conversations about this.
Um, so wow, do we get off on a red?
But, uh, but yeah, let's bring up the, uh, we did the rubio theory.
So we're going to bring up the, uh, the Dan Bonjino fuck up.
Should the Pino's on the upstain list by a movie tickets?
Looks like they saved plans.
Liberty.
Okay.
What is the city?
I mean, we've heard about trend aerox being in New York city.
We're about to ruin your summer if you're a bad guy.
So I'm just warning you now, like don't buy movie tickets because you're
probably not going to cash him in.
So the director and I put something together in conjunction with our DOJ
partners, general bondy and, uh, a dag blanch, uh, actually this morning.
And, uh, if you're a violent criminal, this FBI, and they're our leadership,
we do, we don't care, gets a credit.
All we care about is making your streets safer, actually safer.
And what about the big deal?
Okay.
This is fake and bullshit.
So this is the same interview where cash Patel and Dan Bonjino said, we've seen
the file Epstein killed himself.
Um, yeah.
Okay.
Now.
Oh, I've got,
you know, it's entirely, it's entirely possible that Epstein killed himself.
Yes.
And that it's a coincidence that the guards were asleep.
The cameras were broken and all these other things.
Yes.
Just, it could be a coincidence.
They, they, they, they, but the people that made the file, do you think they were
going to put, we killed Epstein?
No, they're going to put Epstein killed.
Now it's, it's possible that they have seen those files that have a hundred
percent proof that he killed himself possible.
Right.
Mm hmm.
Why don't you show us the files?
That's what I'm just showing.
If there's fucking evidence, if the big bag of evidence is fucking dangling my
face, open it up and show me the fucking file.
Why are you not showing us?
I will go a little bit further with that.
Okay.
Because here's the thing.
Um, Dan Bonjino, he, he was adamant on other podcasts.
I don't believe anything unless I see the camera footage.
Right.
There's no camera footage.
Camera footage.
There is none.
So what evidence are you looking at?
So, okay.
You have a lack of evidence.
So here's the thing.
And I know Bonjino's not listening, but if anybody wants to fucking tag him in
this and try to get it.
Well, somebody named Dan Bonjino listening.
The real Dan Bonjino.
Or the fake one.
I don't care.
I don't know what Epstein did.
I don't give a fuck.
Okay.
I really, he's dead.
I think I'm happy.
That's good.
Now release the files.
Right.
What the fuck?
How about this?
You want to sit there and go to something that's very contested.
We had, we had a lawyer here in Vegas.
I've got a billboard that said Epstein didn't kill himself.
Okay.
So it's kind of a hot issue.
It's kind of a hot topic.
We're, we're kind of all like at the water cooler talking about it.
And you're going to go one.
So they have Bonjino.
Like he was, I've seen the files.
Yeah.
He killed himself.
Right.
That's it.
Like what about this?
How about you show me what kind of camera system you have?
Yeah.
What time, what time to go down?
Yeah.
What time to start?
Show me the past six months.
Yeah.
How many times did it go down?
And the six months past that, how many times did it go down?
How about this?
Why don't you fight the fucking guards?
Cause they should be public.
Their names are public.
What are their names?
I think they may or may not release their names, but here's this.
What are they doing now?
Right.
Are they still guards?
Right.
Or they are on some fucking island with millions of dollars.
Okay.
You kind of get where I'm going with that.
What about where the guards at?
Right.
I want to, you guys, one guy was, I believe one guy was sleeping.
One guy might have been shopping online.
I'm not really sure.
What website was he on?
Right.
Do you know?
Where's the IP log?
Yeah.
What, what is it?
Yeah.
I know you log all that shit.
Were they, were they sleeping in the same room?
I've seen ones where they go to a quiet room and maybe they were sticking their
penis in their butt hole and it is, it is kind of gross in there, but whatever.
Prison man.
Prison.
Prison rules exist.
So what, why don't you, why don't you disclose a lot more than I've seen in
my life?
I want to see the files.
Fuck you.
I don't trust you.
I show me the file.
Now here's what I want to ask you this.
But wait, okay.
Go keep, keep, keep.
So, so here in Vegas, we have a theme song.
Do you know our theme song?
A little less talk and a lot more action.
Okay.
You haven't heard this song?
No.
Really?
Oh fuck.
It's even the TV show Vegas played it.
How about this banjino and cash?
How about a lot less fucking talk and a lot more fucking action?
I'm sick and tired of this soap opera where you guys are running.
Oh, we're going to do this.
Oh, we're doing this.
We're going to do this.
No, no reason.
If you're a bad guy, we're coming after you.
Have we gone to Fort Knox?
What?
Yeah, I know.
Where's Fort Knox?
Yeah.
How about this?
How about shut the fuck up, show me some mug shots.
I don't, I don't care what you're doing.
Okay.
I try, I once trusted both of you guys to do the right thing.
You've been compromised.
Okay.
Defund the FBI, both of you quit your jobs, shut your door and go home.
Because here's the thing.
There was an interview being done.
Uh, when cash got confirmed in, there was, uh, at the, at the Hoover building.
Uh, there was over like 20% of the FBI agents had their desk packed up.
Yeah.
Like something that even moved their boxes to their car.
They thought they were going to be fired.
Guess what?
They weren't.
Huh.
So Casper, yeah, well, Casper, we're going to be fired.
Why are you going to be fired for it?
Huh?
What did you do to get you fired?
That makes you think you're going to be fired.
Right.
Why didn't Casper tell fire them?
Right.
Yeah, that's not be, that's not be public because you re, evaluations
and shit, that's all public.
Yeah.
They're public employees.
Um, so that, that's my rant for the day.
So, but here's what I wanted to ask.
Uh, let's say you're investigating the Epstein, uh, death.
What would the, what would the evidence have to look like for you to say, yes,
he killed himself assuming that we already know the cameras were down and the,
and the guards were not there.
What would the evidence have to look like?
Well, they, for you to say, yes, he killed himself.
Maybe, I just thought of this.
Maybe since the video cameras, someone took still pictures.
Okay.
And they saw a picture of him hanging himself.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Well, of course you killed yourself.
Didn't we see those pictures?
Well, no, I mean, I'm sure if you're hanging by a bed sheet, you killed
yourself, right?
Nobody could have snuck into this jail cell where the fucking guards were
butt fucking each other.
Right.
And, and hung him.
Oh, no, that couldn't have happened.
Yeah.
Like, I don't understand.
He had a cellmate 24 hours prior to that.
Oh, well, that's how they go.
If the whole story is we have no evidence, how can you say you've seen the
evidence and he killed himself?
What evidence?
It was a file.
It's a no cameras.
No, no, they got, someone wrote down on a piece of paper.
Yeah, you know, those vanilla envelopes.
Yeah.
And they have a little tab at the top.
Yeah.
And it said Epstein's death.
Yeah.
Okay.
And they open it up.
It's one piece of paper.
Oh, it's just as he killed himself.
Yeah.
In a picture.
Oh, oh, there you go.
That's it.
Oh, he killed himself.
Take off.
What the fuck?
What, why, why is it such a mystery?
Why?
Ugh.
This death is a mystery.
Well, this is why it's, it looks like it's right clicks.
Yeah.
Just shut the fuck up.
Stop being a soap opera or a sitcom.
It's like, I watched that show 24, Keith or Sutherland.
Yeah.
I watched it for one season and I'm like, I'm a fucking exhaust.
If I watch this goddamn show, the, the, the teasers, the, the cliff hangers.
I'm like, I'm not watching this show anymore because it's fucking insane.
It was a good show.
Keifer is a good actor.
That's who's on the episode.
I was like, he's a shit.
I don't think he was.
God, I hope he wasn't.
So I don't know.
Oh, I'm not.
I don't want to get sued.
What's this?
Are we, are we done here?
Oh, wait, wait.
We know there is a market on who's on the episode.
I don't know.
Let's tell you.
Yeah.
It's on like poly market or another one, Calci, whatever.
Yeah.
And I believe Tom Hanks is number one.
No, Tom Hanks.
That was it.
Hey, hey, hey, sorry, devs.
What, how about a, how about a decentralized betting on who's on the
listing list?
Oh, do that.
All right.
I think I'm done with that.
You got, you got one more.
Oh, that's the same thing.
Yeah.
All right.
I guess that's everything.
And here we go.
No, I'm too tired.
All right.
Let's learn about Docker.
Uh, Docker has been all the rage the last couple of years.
And, uh, when you, when you kind of go to your, go to their website and like
try and figure out what the fuck it is.
It's like, I, what, what is, I still understand.
I'm more confused now than when I was when I started this.
You don't talk about the pants.
Are you?
No, no, not dockers, not those goofy commercials from the 90s where like it was
just dudes standing around.
They were portioning a pants.
See, it doesn't absorb it.
Sorry.
Was it a sign for that episode where like he couldn't figure out what the ad was for?
And it was for doctors.
No, no.
So Docker is, it's, it's really hard to describe it in a way that doesn't confuse
you.
It's, it's, it's really hard.
But, uh, what they say is that it's an, well, okay, it's open source.
That's a good point.
Right.
Uh, and it's a platform for running and sharing what's called containerized apps.
Okay.
Um, now you're probably more confused now than you were before we started, right?
What the fuck does that mean?
Yeah.
Uh, well an app, uh, is anything that runs on a computer, right?
Like, like our website, that's an app.
Like I'm running code that runs our website.
Um, and, and Docker is a way to take that app.
And put it into like a little lock compartment and then you can take that
compartment and you can move it to a different computer and then you can just
say go and it'll start running the website on that other computer.
Oh, because normally if you want to take, uh, one app and move to their computer,
you have to write an installer and you have to make sure that it's running the
right hardware.
Like I can't run it from Linux to Mac and Mac to Windows, right?
It doesn't work that way, but Docker lets you do all that shit.
Okay.
So you can take a Docker app that was written in Linux and you can open it up on
Windows or you can open it up on your Mac and Docker does all that kind of shit
for you.
So that's kind of why all the hype is there.
Um, so yeah, like you have different and not even just like different operating
systems, but like different versions of things in the same operating system.
Like I can't necessarily take something from my Linux and put it on another Linux.
Okay.
Cause there's all sorts of like yours could be too old, mine could be too old.
Uh, you could be like on a different fork of something.
It's just a fucking nightmare to do that stuff the old way.
So Docker enables sharing all these apps with all the dependencies that run via
virtualization environment.
And like every modern CPU has support for this.
So if you buy anything from any store, like you have Docker support built in
already, like, so unless you're running something from fucking 1980s, right?
You can run Docker.
Um, so the other thing is Docker apps are all fully isolated from each other.
Uh, and from the host that's running them.
So like if I, if I give you the Docker app to our website and you spin it up on
your machine, my Docker app can't sneak into your machine and steal all your
private files.
Okay.
I can't do that.
Uh, it can't ask other Docker apps for their files unless you specifically
give it that permission.
Okay.
Um, so like I said, it keeps everything isolated.
You know that, uh, one app is not stealing data from the other or from the host
machine or anything like that.
Um, so, uh, you can, you can also have an app that is actually multiple apps.
So for example, our website has a database backend.
Okay.
So, uh, you would need a database app and the website app and then put them
together in one app.
Uh, and that's, and doing that is called Docker compose.
Uh, so whatever you need for your app to fully run, you would put that all in
a Docker compose file and then, uh, you would explain in the file how they
communicate with each other.
Like, okay, the app, the web app needs to talk to the database app on this port.
Uh, you only could talk to these files.
It can't talk to anything else.
Um, so once you learn how that works, it's actually fairly simple.
Straightforward, uh, how a Docker compose file works.
Uh, but you just, you know, press go and then boom, everything's up.
Everything's running.
Uh, you don't got to do any fucking goofy special God knows whatever the
fuck nonsense that you did the old way, which I remember doing like doing it.
The old way is fucking nightmare.
Trust me.
Um, so you can even go a level above that.
So let's say you have a very, uh, heavy use website that millions of people
are going like Facebook, uh, you can't just run it on one computer.
You got to run it on many computers.
Okay.
So, uh, Docker swarm would let you do that.
So you can say, okay, I want 50 version.
I want 50 instances of the web app.
I want three instances of the database.
Uh, I want 50 instances of the media server and whatever numbers you want and
whatever format and deployment strategy, like maybe you want some in Europe, some
in Africa and all over the world, whatever the fuck, however you want to do it,
you can tell how to do that.
Uh, and I haven't really gotten into Docker swarm because I'm just hosting
shit myself.
Like it's way more than I need.
Uh, but if you are, uh, if you do need that kind of heavy, uh, horsepower, look
at the Docker swarm.
Uh, no, there are some caveats, uh, when you're, when you're working on Docker.
So, um, like I mentioned, doing it the old ways of nightmare.
Uh, well, unfortunately to make the Docker, you kind of have to do some of that old
school shit, right?
You have to take into account, okay, I need it to work this way and I need these
special things.
Uh, but it's better for you to do that instead of all your users to have to do
it too.
Right.
You'd have that one pain point and then you just send it out.
Your users don't have to do it too.
Um, another thing is some apps require specific configuration that is unique to
the user.
Uh, so for example, uh, a web app might need a special private key to generate
the encryption, right?
You don't want me, the developer to see your encryption.
So you'd have to generate your own secret key.
Uh, or if you have a crypto wallet, right?
You don't want me to see your crypto wallet keys.
You want to generate your own keys.
So, um, if, if you are generating Docker apps that rely on that kind of stuff, uh,
make sure you get your app as well documented, uh, and that the user can't
accidentally run your Docker unless they've done the setup.
Right.
So oops, I accidentally hit go without configuring.
Now all my private keys are exposed.
No, you, I'm you, the developer to make sure that they can't do that.
Um, and the other thing is, uh, different CPU architectures out there.
So, uh, most of these computers are probably x86.
Uh, that might be an ARM, uh, but like the Raspberry Pi, the
single board PCs, those are mostly ARMs.
Uh, there, you might have to do a little bit extra setup, depending on what kind
of shit you're, you're putting in your Docker.
Uh, and it's usually related to compiled stuff.
So if you're doing rust or C plus plus, uh, or go or any, any shit like that, uh,
make sure that your doctors do, uh, work on those different architectures than
what you develop on.
Uh, cause I'm, I'm running into one issue with one of mine where he developed
it for Linux on a desktop and it doesn't work on my, uh, my single board PCs.
Okay.
And I tried to contact the guy and he's hard to get a reach of and it's a big pain in
the ass.
Uh, so make sure you're doing that shit.
Uh, and if you don't know anybody, if you don't have one of these devices
yourself, you know, find someone that has one and get them to test for you.
It's not that hard.
Uh, but yeah, look at the Docker.
If you're a developer, uh, if you are, if you install a lot of things, if you have
a lot of, uh, um, you know, hard drive space and you want to run a lot of server
apps, look into Docker for hosting those apps.
Uh, don't, don't necessarily try and figure out the installs yourself.
Uh, you're going to end up wasting a lot of time sometimes.
Uh, see if the doctor works first and if it doesn't then go into that other
shit because the doctor could save you a lot of time, right?
Just run the doctor.
Boom.
You're out there running.
Um, yeah, that's, uh, so I got a funny story about that, about the, um, about
your training sessions, actually.
Yeah.
So at work, we have a media room.
Okay.
And, um, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've renovated it.
That's the one I was looking for.
Oh wait, was that a stutter?
No.
Oh, I did destroy that too.
I'm not Jake fucking Tapper.
I'm not going to do that.
I got a hole in the red on that fucking ball.
Cancer either.
I know I was going to touch on that in a second.
That's what we've got.
Um, so, um, then we have an opera singer and he wanted to practice his opera in there.
Did he get his balls cut off too?
Yeah.
And he had a USB stick.
He wanted to stick in there so he could have the music while he sang.
And I go, well, we just renovated this, but I don't, we don't have the means of a USB.
Okay.
And so I called the guy and put it in.
I go, Hey, can you figure something out so we can do this?
He goes, yeah, I'll put it around the very pie.
Yeah.
I go, Oh, I know exactly what that is.
Yeah.
If it wasn't for Dave, I'd be like, can you make it a cherry pie?
Is that the fact?
I love cherry pie.
Um, and so, so he did and it works perfect.
But when he came down, he was like, all done.
He's like, yeah, the results.
I go, Hey, I have a question for you.
He could answer.
Maybe you can.
Okay.
So on a laptop, you can partition your hard drive and run two completely different
operating systems.
I can you do that on Raspberry Pi?
Yeah.
See, he's like, I don't know.
There's really no reason to, like, so I guess we do it with a reason to security footage.
If we, we have a kind of a bad problem.
Yeah.
Um, and we could put security, we can store the security footage on there.
Well, you don't want to store things on there.
There's like no heart.
There's no space.
Oh, he was saying it's a hard drive.
But it has one, but it's like, you're going to have like 30 minutes of video.
And then it's going to run.
Okay.
Nevermind.
So like what you would want to do is route the processing of the video through
the Raspberry Pi and then have it send it off to your data center.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Yeah.
I was just more of like, so we can watch the security videos up there, but.
Yeah, it can do that, but like it won't store them.
And we also have a problem sending the video footage to other people.
Um, so we could, if it was on a hard drive, offside of our network, but on an
internet, but not our internet, we could have people log on and see the video from
our heart.
You should be able to do that anyway.
Uh, our company doesn't allow, uh, anybody logging on to our network.
Okay.
Thanks to you guys.
I don't fucking know.
Uh, I'm well, okay.
So, um, we didn't miss a few topics.
Uh, comedian actor George went past away.
Oh, that's right.
Um, he's Norm from Cheers.
Hey, Norm.
Um, I guess we should do the Monero challenge too.
You want to do that?
Is it Monero?
Yeah, let's do that.
So, but there's a research on it.
Yeah.
Because, um, so he wasn't a prolific actor.
Cheers was basically his thing.
Yeah.
And a lot of these guys get typecasts, especially TV people.
Yeah.
Uh, I don't think he was that great of an actor, but he was great at that role.
Yeah.
Um, but yeah, tell us what your favorite.
Non-Cheers role for George went.
Yeah.
So his name is George went.
They're our couple.
Yeah.
He played Norm.
Um, it could be a movie.
It could be a TV show or it could be a skit.
Yes.
So whatever he did.
Yeah.
I mean, if he was on TV because he, he did have a, he played a famous person in a skit.
Yeah.
So, uh, yeah.
So go try and come in, you know, come in the chat room.
Uh, we'll link it to stuff and, uh, track him down and see what you like.
And so the other story we did get to have time to do is, uh, the ball cancer,
not the ball cancer, the prostate cancer of our ex-president, um, who apparently
wasn't our president, probably enough.
No, there's a lot of stories coming out now.
It's funny.
The, the his, his staffers are saying, Oh, I can't believe the media believed half
the stuff we told them.
And now the media is like, well, some of the media is like, Oh, we know it now.
Whoopie Goldberg is what?
He was, he was, he was compromised.
You talked to the guy.
Come on.
I, I, I didn't know that.
What, if this is true, why didn't somebody send me a video of this?
Oh my God.
Oh, whoopie whoopie.
He used to be a funny comedian.
What the fuck happened?
I mean, like, was she playing the nun?
Sister act.
Is it jumping jack flash?
Jumping jack flash.
Oh, I love jumping.
She went fucking crazy.
Ghost, wasn't she?
Oh yeah.
She was, she was a psychic and ghost.
Yeah.
You were great.
Did she get an Oscar from the color purple?
Was that Oprah?
Was that her?
Was she?
I don't, they were both in it.
Oh, they were.
I don't know who got the Oscar.
So yeah, I, my, what I was going to talk about is I don't know why they brought
this up now.
There's no way they just discovered he's got prostate cancer that went to the
bone.
Right.
These guys, the president, he has the best healthcare in the world.
Well, what the fuck?
One doctor, I actually had the video, but we don't need to play it.
She's like, uh, 69 or 70.
We just stopped testing.
What are you talking about?
Fucking president, you guys say.
Whatever.
Food.
I, they brought it out for some reason.
It might have been to cover up the her report, but the her report was the,
the investigation, his, uh, unpassified documents.
And the reason they couldn't prosecute him is the investigation goes, he's too
demented to prosecute him.
Wow.
He was president.
And we all went, huh, okay.
Who'd be Goldberg?
What?
I didn't know this.
I didn't know that.
You could have sent me a video.
So we already knew it was a piece of shit and he was, he was fucking not good at it.
Oh man.
So I don't know why they brought it out, because now we're going back into
question is was he on Kibo?
Right.
Was, was he,
Well, he couldn't have been because he had all his hair.
If, if he was, I mean, yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It makes politicians bring ship all the time to hide it, to hide something else.
Right.
They look over here.
Right.
Why we rape your mother over there.
Kind of thing.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I don't know why they brought it up.
It makes no sense.
It, it does not further their agenda at all, but whatever.
Maybe you'll come to whatever.
So I just wanted to talk to those two stories.
So what I want to talk about, it's really simple.
I was kind of like going back and forth when I want to talk about today.
And I was on X and I came across a lawsuit for a Ziploc.
Ziploc is being sued.
I didn't have a lot of time to research it, but I don't need to because what I
want to talk about is, um, I don't ever put plastic in the microwave.
I just, I just don't, I haven't for at least a decade.
I put a piece of plastic in the microwave with some food and it went in with one hand
and I went to pick it up with one hand and the fucking plastic went, Mert.
Yeah.
And I'm like, what?
Yeah, plastic in the middle.
So I, and I threw all that shit away because those toxins went somewhere.
Let's see.
A metal microwave with a magnetron and magnets and metal all around it.
And none of that absorbs anything, but my food absorbs at all.
Yeah.
So my family knows flat out if we have something plastic, plastic does not go in
the microwave, but the lawsuit claims you should put it in the freezer either.
Cause apparently it does reverse when it's frozen.
Now, um, for example, you like sushi, right?
Like real sushi.
Yes.
Cause it's not cooked, right?
Well, definitely not necessarily why I love it.
Well, no, but it's, but it technically is cooked.
No, it isn't.
It is in the reverse direction.
No, it's not.
No, it's taken down to a temperature.
Yeah.
That doesn't cook it.
Cooking is transferring heat or I guess we move.
No, no, no, no, that's not.
What my point is, is, is they put, they put sushi in a freezer.
Yes, they freeze most, most of it.
Yes.
Right.
So, and then there's also a way to distill alcohol in a freezer.
Okay.
Um, so, but we get at some other time, but my point is it's so freezing.
Stuff does happen in the reason they freeze sushi is to kill any parasites
that might be in there.
So what do they, why do they cook fish for?
Well, it'll do the same thing.
Right.
That's my point.
But also some fish, like you don't really want to use it.
It's not very good raw.
No, I understand that, but I'm saying though, I see it's being cooked in the
opposite direction.
It's a weird.
It's so cool.
I'm turning the phrase here.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
Uh, maybe I'll do a cooking episode.
Cause, cause we got a crack.
But, but the reality is, is sushi is not just scooped up out of the water and eat.
It can be.
See, I actually, there are some people that do that, which I think is weird.
Um, no, I, well, so Japan, a lot of places do that because it's right off the
ocean.
They get it that same.
That's the thing is you, it has to be same day sushi.
Uh, right.
You, or on the boat sushi.
Can it be gas fish and sushi?
Sushi.
Do not, if you, if you didn't see that fish come out of the water, do not eat
that thing without being free.
That's always my go to his gas station sushi.
Yeah.
No, but if you, if you go to the grocery store and they have whole fish, do
not eat that as sushi unless you freeze it and know what the fuck you're doing.
But he has to be frozen down to a certain temperature.
Yes.
Just like fish has to be cooked to a certain temperature.
Kind of see where I'm going.
Yeah.
I, I, there's leeway.
There's leeway on this.
I know.
I'm turning the phrase.
Um, so my point is, is passing in the microwave gets heated up, passing in the
freezer goes the opposite direction.
So maybe it is leaching stuff into your food.
Um, now the food in there is typically frozen.
So it might not get all of it, but at this point, I don't know if I want to try.
Well, the food not frozen when you put it in.
I agree.
Yeah.
And I was going to bring that up.
I just, you know, it'll be interesting to see how that lawsuit goes.
Cause, uh, now just because they win doesn't mean they're right.
Yeah.
Cause this happening in California where not if you, if you ever go to California
and you go to any store or anywhere, there's a little tag on everything you see
that says this product may cause cancer.
Now the reason that's there is because there was a lawsuit, uh, when someone got
cancer from, it might have been roundup.
No, well, that's just, allegedly, I think we can say that now.
Well, if you actually read the transcripts, there was no evidence.
There was none.
They did brought nothing.
They just said, well, the farm had roundup and a bunch of people got cancer.
It's our opinion.
It could be wrong, but I don't think we are.
But, but so California said, well now every, everything that can cause cancer
has to have a warning label on it.
Is it the red, red immanence or the green immanence that cause cancer?
Well, so, or both.
I mean, let's say you're, you're a seller in California and you're not quite
sure what causes cancer or does it.
We're just going to slap that label on every fucking thing.
Right.
And now it's a useless label because now you don't know what causes cancer or not.
That's the point.
Uh, so like maybe the, I don't know what's the, you know what's the, uh, no,
I was actually going to look it up for a second, but I think the lawsuit's not important.
I mean, I doubt it was AI, but maybe it would not be serious.
So maybe it was.
It'll be fun to follow and see if they do produce any evidence.
Cause I, I put plastic in the microwave, but I only use,
the fuck is for that's why you're retarded.
Okay.
I use microwave safe plastic.
There's difference.
There's different types of plastics.
I don't know if you know that.
I do, but, but why, why, why?
Because it's in plastic.
Go to Goodwill.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't want those old ceramic dishes with the little lid on it.
It's in plastic.
Take out the plastic, put it in a little lid.
So now I got to clean two dishes.
So what?
I don't want, I want to clean.
I don't even want to clean one dish.
And plastic, you can just throw it away.
I don't got to clean it up.
What?
You throw away plastic?
You don't recycle it?
And I don't.
You devil.
I definitely put it in the freezer.
Yes, not a lie.
But we'll see if we'll see if that's something worth changing.
So, but also my wife bought some plates on.
You're gonna have plastic bottles right now?
I would know.
Okay.
So funny story about that.
I'll give that in a second.
My wife bought some dishes because they were, she likes daisies.
They had daisies on them and they were like a rigid plastic.
I guess they were rigid.
They were like whatever.
Yeah.
I put one of the microwave one time and I went to grab it.
I'm like, Holy shit.
It's hot.
You think it's hot?
Yeah.
And it says, do not put the microwave.
Yeah.
And I go, oh shit.
I read the box.
So, um, yeah, so, so, so check your shit, man.
Don't push it in the microwave that doesn't belong because it gets to extreme
teams, the magnetron does a lot of, you know, you can make a windmill of a
magnetron, I don't know, microwave.
It's all there.
It's not gonna be a good producing one.
No, it's, you got the magnets.
Okay.
You got the naval wire.
Yeah.
And you've got the blower wheel.
Okay.
So you can, you can move the wheel and the wind that goes to the, the coil,
uh, the coil, the wire spends the magnets and blah, blah, blah.
It's all there.
Yeah.
You're not going to, you're not going to want to light bulb with it.
Do not take apart your microwave.
So the capacitors hold electricity.
You will, you could die.
Yes.
There is a way to drain capacitors screwdriver crossing, but don't do it.
This is what you're doing.
Don't do it.
Um, but the magnetrons and those bike waves are, I got a few in the garage.
Oh yeah.
They are fucking amazing.
Yeah.
If you, if you want to, like we talked about destroying hard drives.
Like, oh yeah.
That, that's what you don't need bleach.
We know with the rag and everything.
It's a halloween Clinton thing.
Um, so the plastic bottle thing.
So my wife signed up for, um, the water delivery, the five gallon one.
Yeah.
And we did call the man.
Huh?
Hey, come on.
I forget which one it was, but we didn't want it.
We just, it wasn't working for us, but well, sir, you're kind of locked into a
contract and go, I go, listen, dude, I don't know what it is, but your bottled
water tastes one way and you're fine.
The stuff, the five gallon tastes another way.
Huh?
So what's, what kind of plastic is this five gallon thing made of?
And there was a research done that there was the plastic in the, uh, in the
five gallon ones when exposed to heat leaches into the water.
Okay.
They let Vegas, you've grown a truck in Vegas.
Well, I mean, anywhere in the summertime, they let me out of that contract.
Like, look at me split.
So yeah, there's all, there's thousands of different types of plastics out there.
And, you know, use the right ones.
Like read the box.
Just don't use plastic.
No, I mean, it's cheap, dude.
So it's, no, it's not cheap.
We would not be here without plastic.
I agree.
I would still be fucking like hunting, uh, caribou on the, on the
belt, but you say it's cheaper.
I disagree with you.
A ceramic dish, my wife buys them all the time.
They're Corsa, Corson, I don't know their collector items in the 70s, whatever.
But you, you buy that once and you use it forever.
Right.
Unless you drop and break it.
Well, yeah.
But then a bag, you got by new one each time because for
some reason you throw them away.
Yeah.
It's every cycle.
I don't throw away all the bags.
I keep, I keep a lot of them.
Do you wash that, use that block bags?
Sometimes.
My grandmother, it depends on what I use.
Do you wash your aluminum foil?
No.
Okay.
Why would I wash that?
I just reuse it.
You use the same piece?
Yeah.
With the crusty.
If it didn't get dirty.
Yeah, just reuse it with the fuck.
It's foil.
It's metal.
Yeah.
So the point being is just if you're going to put stuff in the microwave, the oven,
or the freezer apparently.
Check it out.
Yeah.
Um, make sure it's safe and it's not going to kill you because there's plenty of
other things that are going to kill you.
Of course.
Just don't let it be the plastic.
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