Alright, welcome to the The Canary in the Cage Podcast.
I'm Ron Morgan and my co-host Dave Havlicek.
We're here to entertain you, educate you, and hope you make you laugh.
We'll see.
Yes, indeed.
So, got a question for you, Dave.
Okay.
If a fast food restaurant was to come out with a new product, what possibly could they
do?
Not food related though.
Oh, not food related.
It's a fast food restaurant.
Right.
That's the funny part.
Well, because I was going to say a dire wolf sandwich.
Oh, because you get that whole dire wolf thing.
It's like, yeah, the dire wolf is like, people are so upset, like, oh my God, I can't believe
you're cloning a dire wolf, but I want one.
Yeah.
Because I want one.
Well, that's actually what I thought about for the Monero Challenge.
So, we'll do the Monero Challenge this week.
Okay.
What would you do with a cloned army of dire wolves?
Oh, shit.
Give us your best answer to that one.
So, dire wolves, they are, so the dire wolves came into popularity with the team.
Oh, Lord of the Rings?
No, no.
We're going to get Lord of the Rings.
Not the one where every episode they trip over something.
Oh, well, yeah.
They were called Wargs in that?
No, no, dire wolves were in Game of Thrones.
Oh, yeah, they hit the, those were, yeah, okay, those were dire wolves.
So, dire wolves, they're like wolves or pack animals.
Yeah.
And they will protect the leader.
They're fucking huge.
So, you're the leader of the pack and they're protecting you.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, what would you do if you had a pack of wolves of dire wolves protecting you?
And cloned, they have to be cloned.
You can't just get a normal one.
Well, they don't have normal ones.
That's what they call it.
Just saying, make sure in your answer.
Okay.
So, that's the Mineral Challenge.
So, let's get back to a fast food restaurant coming out with a product that's not food-related.
Okay.
Uh, not food-related.
Okay, I'll give you a hint.
It's KFC.
KFC.
It's toothpaste.
Wait, what?
What?
I don't, what?
It's, they're coming out with a toothpaste brand.
And it doesn't have fluoride in it.
Is it chicken flavored or what's the deal?
I don't get it.
Um, I, I, oh, Jesus, I, because if we've had computer issues, um, we're not really all
set.
It's not, you're, you got rid of our logo.
Well, for, for a joke, so that's funny.
What?
Uh, yeah.
It sells out.
Why would you buy this?
KFC, chicken flavored toothpaste.
Why?
Already sold out.
God damn you fat people.
You run it.
How the hell did you guys run to the store so quick to get chicken flavored toothpaste
if you're so fucking overweight?
Jesus.
Yeah.
Who thought, why would they even think of this?
I don't know.
And like, who's, who signed off on it?
So I, maybe I can see because of the chicken that you need to brush your teeth afterwards.
So they, so that may be, but who's buying it?
I don't, I guess it's like a novelty thing.
Cause like if you go on eBay and search for crystal Pepsi, you remember that stuff?
Yeah.
Like you can get a pretty penny if you, if you kept your crystal Pepsi from all that
time.
Now do not drink it by the way.
Uh, if you buy some of this crystal Pepsi, I'm pretty comfortable with you buying it
on eBay.
Don't drink it.
Well, so if you want to talk about old sodas that we buy on eBay, uh, do you remember,
you know, Jones Cola, Jones sodas.
So they used to sell Thanksgiving packs.
Do you remember this?
Mm hmm.
This is back in like the early 2000s, late 90s or something.
Cause they're all natural soda, right?
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
But on eBay, they would sell the vintage Thanksgiving packs.
So I bought one and I said, I want to try these.
So, uh, I drank them and, and, and this was like when Twitter was still new at the time.
Yeah.
I was tweeting about it.
And Jones tweeted back at me, I said, dear God, don't drink those.
Cause it was like eight years old.
Oh, um, but no, I didn't die.
Obviously I'm still here.
Uh, most of them were kind of weird because I was like turkey and gray.
It was eight years old.
It wasn't the age was not the problem here.
The cranberry one was decent.
Um, the worst soda I've ever tasted in my life was the mashed potato soda.
It was disgusting.
And it's not like on Jones's fault.
Like their sodas are really good.
Yeah.
This is a novelty thing.
You're not really supposed to drink it.
So was the, did they have like the, cause like when I eat mashed potatoes, I like the
peel on the appeal.
Yeah.
Was it, was it appeal and there was no, there was no peels.
It didn't taste like potatoes or butter or anything.
It was just because it was eight years old.
That's not why, but it was nasty.
Okay.
I should, I should have come with some toothpaste, some Jones toothpaste.
So just a quick update.
Bam Bondi says it was the Epstein files.
He's resigned immediately.
Where is our Epstein?
Please resign and quit.
Now let's get to, let's get to RFK.
Um, he's starting to talk and do stuff, but starting.
I don't know.
Well, well, no, the, the tech, the Texas attorney general, they're not waiting.
They, they're already going after Kellogg for putting the dangers food colorings in their,
in their food.
Okay.
Well, this was always a state issue in the workplace.
But RFK is the one who brought it to light.
He's not doing shit.
Well, he, he brought it to light.
Well, okay.
Then maybe he should resign as well, put somebody else in there that can do his job and he can
sit over in the corner and be like, do bad flavors, dies or bad.
Cause he's apparently not doing anything.
Floor right in the water.
Floor, we gotta get it, get it out, get it out or resign.
It's not that simple.
I mean, it's a state and local issue.
He has no actual authority over it.
They call them out.
What are you doing?
I have put a demand out or Trump does it, get the floor right out.
Then say, sit down.
Fucking go visit them.
This is bullshit.
That's what he's doing.
I want, I want the Epstein files.
I want to see Florida out of water.
And because you guys are delaying, I still want the fucking moon landing files.
Okay.
We're going to, let's get that trending.
Moon landing files.
We got the JFK files.
Oh, really?
Oh yeah.
Okay.
So the CIA killed JFK.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Shocker.
I mean, why, what would you expect?
It's like when they release the Epstein files, oh, Tom Hanks.
Well, yeah.
What were you expecting?
Not the time.
You guys are over the TV.
Another fictitious Tom Hanks, because I don't want to get sued.
What were you expecting?
Um, well, because, because it was dead in the 60s and you know, the investigators were
covered for the government back then.
I expected about what we got.
But, but I also wanted to know if there was a closer tie to Israel or not.
Um, there was like sort of ties in there, which, yeah.
Oh, by the way, I know I mentioned when they do on the show before.
Yeah.
But he's like, he does deep dives in the conspiracy shit.
Oh, right.
And he did a video on the JK file.
So go watch what is his video if you can.
It's like two hours long.
It's like, it's like a movie, dude.
It's great.
He's great.
Oh, he's good.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
So what else do I have on my list?
I went back to the paper and pen list because we're having X issues because we had an X
account and then disappeared one day.
No, we still have it.
You can go there and type the, uh, right.
Yeah.
So we had, we had to do a new account on X.
So we have very few followers right now, um, only because someone got our original X account.
I think, I think an alien made this.
It's still there.
Do you want me to tell the story?
Actually, sure.
Go ahead.
So, uh, you guys know I'm kind of a dickhead in the comments.
Uh, this is not news or anything.
Uh, yeah.
The guy who's a dickhead in the comments is me, by the way.
And then the person doing all the reposts is Ron.
Um, so last, or no, two weeks ago, I kept running into these people that like just wouldn't
fucking stop.
Right.
They would get destroyed in the comments and they would just like keep posting back at
me, like spamming all my replies.
So like, yeah, I take this as a challenge, right?
I'm not going to let you just spam me.
I'm going to do it better.
Well, X doesn't like that.
So that's why they suspended us.
Uh, we might still get it back.
We'll see.
We might be able to do X accounts.
Ron made a new account, which is a at uncaged your brain.
Um, and I deliberately did not get access to it.
We never got.
We did.
Huh?
I just did it.
Oh, you just did it.
It worked.
Yeah.
Cool.
So, so yeah, go to at uncaged your brain.
I did not get myself access.
I do not want access.
So you won't be interacting with me.
He's not getting access.
Uh, yeah, there you go.
That's our, our new X account.
Because we, we actually, me personally, I want to start doing our podcast on X and rumble
and everywhere else and where, especially the dark web.
Um, but I want to do it live on X and then put it out, uh, edited it everywhere else.
Well, so speaking of the X account, I got an update on my lawsuit.
Oh, did you?
Yeah.
So this is funny.
Um, I actually pulled up because, uh, I got, uh, so the last update was I had to ask permission
to ask permission to get a default judgment because the United's never responded.
So I got a response to that request for permission for permission.
And I got denied without prejudice so I can put it back in.
Okay.
And the reason was because her secretary, I didn't supply proof that her secretary at
her office that's on her public websites has the capability to accept documents on her
behalf.
So like if you ran a store and a law firm or any doctor's office, whatever, and I came
in with a lawsuit, I said, I have a lawsuit against Ron Morgan and I gave that lawsuit
to your secretary.
That would be valid, right?
You would think, well, not if you're kind of, so you have to serve her directly.
Well, so what I'm going to do is I'm going to go under, sorry, I'm going to go under
office, uh, see if I can talk to the person that was given the lawsuit because I have
her name and see if I can get any documentation that you actually have authority to accept
the documents.
And if I can't do that, then I will get her served.
No, personally, hold on.
You you sent a person to serve the judgment to her and she accepted it from the person.
Go after her.
Why would she accept something that she has no right to accept?
That's part of my, so I, here's the thing.
There's actually no, nothing you can do to them about that.
But they don't know that.
She signed something.
No, no, no, she didn't sign anything.
Oh, okay.
She just accepted it.
Like, so even if she signed something, unless it specifically said I am authorized to blah,
blah, blah, blah, because then it would be perjury.
But in the normal case, there's nothing you can do about it, but they don't necessarily
know that.
Right.
So I can go down there and bluff and bluff.
So that's, that's my plan.
I go where your poker sunglasses.
We don't know.
And hopefully she's not listening to us so that she now knows pretty confident they
know they don't want to do us.
But if, if that doesn't work, I think I know Dina types this personal address.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
So I wanted to go and stake it out and see if she actually lived there.
And, and if that's the case, then we'll just be hand delivering that shit.
Right.
We missed you've got a mouse in your pocket.
It ain't going to be we going to a congress person's house.
Well, then you're a bitch.
Yeah.
But there's your update guys.
So we're not, we're not letting it go.
You think she can play fucking games?
Yeah, they're playing games.
And I'm just not, I'm not going to drop it.
I'm just not.
Okay.
Good.
There you go.
That's my update.
Okay.
So, um, let's talk about tariffs.
Okay.
So, so Trump, I don't know if you saw what he did on truth yesterday.
He pulled a Babe Ruth.
He what?
Pull a Babe Ruth.
So, Babe, you said it was a good time to buy, right?
Right.
So Babe Ruth would walk up to the place and he would point out where his home runs going
to go.
So Trump yesterday on truth said it's a good time to buy the stock market.
Yeah.
It went up 3000 points.
And now I saw people complaining that this is somehow illegal.
Yeah, they say it's insider trading.
What do you mean insider trading?
It's public.
He's telling the public.
Who's the insider?
Well, that's, that's, that's the media now.
They're, they're, they're just dumbest but like it's literally what we want them to
do.
Yeah.
Stupid.
So I didn't say it directly.
He said it's a good time to buy.
It's a good time to buy.
It's a good time to buy Tesla.
It's not a good time to buy X or it's not a good time to buy anything.
God damn it.
It's just a good time to buy.
So buy something in the stock market.
Should have bought gold.
It's another record high for gold today.
What, 3200?
Like just under 32.
3200 to 32, yeah.
Um, yeah, gold confuses me.
I'm just saying how that shit.
Well, yeah, that's a sneak preview of today's teaching topic maybe.
Oh.
So, so, so he suspended most tariffs to anybody who's opened up the line of communications
to fix the tariffs.
Right.
China has not opened up the lines of communication.
China dug their heels in the ground.
So what they're saying now is they're going to send more fentanyl over to kill Americans.
Okay.
Well, what I heard was that they were going to stop sending certain rare earth metals.
Yeah.
They mentioned that as well.
But there's no funny in that.
Well, yeah.
And then the other thing they said they were going to do is now, are you familiar with
Hollywood movies and China?
Yes.
So before we, before I talk to that, I know how to cancel their fentanyl plan.
How?
Make fentanyl legal.
But then people still die.
No, they won't.
But okay.
Yes, people will still die because people die of alcohol sometimes.
Yes.
But it's legal.
It was a little bit different than I thought.
Yeah, it's not.
It's not.
It's really not.
But anyway, Hollywood movies.
In 2016, Hollywood had changed the way they make movies.
Yes.
This is a hot button on social media, I've argued it.
But it is true.
Yes.
And they're threatening to stop allowing Hollywood movies in.
Oh, no.
Okay.
We can go back to fucking funny movies now.
Yeah, that sounds like a great thing.
What the fuck?
The movies have sucks in 2016.
Yeah.
Because it's going to be, because China has such a big audience, we want to make sure
we get the movies in there.
But yet, prior to 2016, we had a successful movie industry.
Apparently at the Academy Awards this year, there was a almost record set by a movie about
a trans person.
Oh, God.
I didn't watch it.
But this is what I heard.
They got 13 nominations, which is the second most nominations of all time.
From people in the industry.
Yes.
Yeah, so it means nothing.
They're all woke people.
Yeah, so I looked at the list of nominations and I'm like, I saw Dune.
That's the only one I saw.
Okay.
So, what was the first one you ever heard of?
Well, no one fully went to China.
They literally had a Chinese citizen who's an independent filmmaker and they wouldn't
even allow her movie in, which I thought was actually kind of funny.
That was a couple of years ago.
But still, no, it's just, you know what?
Fuck China.
Let them go.
Fuck Hollywood.
Fuck them both.
No, no.
I don't know.
I even better.
Let's send Hollywood over to China.
Then you can do whatever the fuck you want.
I want my funny movies back.
Yeah, but we won't need Hollywood.
I want the dick jokes.
They'll be making Vegas.
They're making it.
They're making Vegas now.
You've been saying it yourself.
We're grouping Hollywood number two here.
That's right.
Movie studio is coming, dude.
We have movie industry.
People are already moving to the development.
Yeah, so we'll make the funny movies here.
So, yeah, so we'll make sure they make funny movies here for you.
Hangover part 12.
We guys got your back over 12.
Well, we hangover with three.
They decapitated a giraffe.
I don't fuck it up.
How do you move forward from decapitating?
I only watch the first one.
Was it two?
I don't know.
I know.
I, yeah, there was one with a trans, in Asia with a transsexual guy, the dick.
I have no idea.
The typical funny stuff.
But we want our funny movies back.
Okay, so, yeah, so China's not wrong happy with the tariffs.
I think we're up to 125% now.
I don't know, man.
Yeah.
That's why Walmart's gonna have a property.
Someone's gonna have to cave.
No, no, actually, I'm good with this.
That, because China is...
It's gonna be really bad for Americans.
China is struggling financially.
Again, so are we.
Yes.
But we've got more of a bench than they do.
It's close, man.
It's closer than you think.
Well, so Trump's already taken action to pull fuckers two girls out of China because they
should, because I didn't know this during COVID.
We kept saying the...
What does that have?
We're hand virus.
Yeah.
And they threatened to stop sending us our medicine because we kept saying that.
You mean the medicine that didn't do anything anyway or the other medicine?
No, no, but they make all of our antibiotics.
Okay.
So, well, fuck, I make my own anyway, so fuck y'all.
Yeah, it's not like we can't make this stuff here.
Why haven't we pulled the front row two girls back to this country after that?
Well, I know we've discussed it a little bit, but like the real reason that America lost
all these jobs has nothing to do with China or slave labor or any of this other bullshit.
It's because of all the bullshit regulations.
There's hundreds of thousands of pages of regulations to open a business in America.
Like when I moved here just to play poker, right?
Yeah.
I'd show up in the casino and play my poker and then go home and relax.
No, I have to learn all these fucking doofus ass tax laws and what I can deduct and whatnot.
And like if I want to open an ass corp, then I have to fill out all these forms.
Yeah.
And it's just a fucking stupid nightmare just to be a pro fucking poker player.
Now, if you want to open a real business, it's even fucking worse.
No, it is.
Who would want to do that?
So, in the state of Nevada, not the United States, we have so many restrictions on contractors,
it turns them out as a person into a criminal.
Right.
Get rid of the shit.
Get rid of it all.
We have to pull permits for everything.
Like, I typically do my own work in my buildings and I can't because I can't pull the permit
because I'm not, I don't have a license to do a pool filter or to do a pump motor or
a pump.
So, yeah, they, but over the fence guy, I wonder why I wanted to buy a gate for my yard
and he goes, you got to install it yourself.
I was planning on it.
Well, the other problem is like, you have regulations in Nevada.
And they'll sometimes contradict the federal regulations.
Right.
So, no matter what you're doing, you're breaking the law.
But, but Trump did go off the EPA.
He, he, well, so that's the thing is this is something Trump can do in one stroke of
a pen.
Yeah.
Close it all, shut it all down and then at least we have to deal with Nevada.
That's easier.
Yeah.
He's doing the EPA right now.
Just fucking close it all right now.
What's the holdup?
He's working on it.
No, not working on it.
Do it.
No, I, again, I'm, shut it down.
I'm, if you were Trump right now, because I got my issues and MCI, this would be one
of the issues.
Oh, so yeah, so I'm kind of like, I'm still kind of like, he's obsessed with this tariff
shit man.
Like, cause he, cause he has to have an enemy.
That's the problem with this guy.
Like he, I have to point at an enemy and it can't be us.
Well, sorry, Trump, you guys are the enemy.
I want the, I want the income tax gone.
Yes.
I don't care what he has to do to do it.
If he's going to go suck dick up Pennsylvania Avenue to get me the net income tax, I'm cool.
Well, but that requires Congress.
But the regulations, he could just do.
No, no, but he did ask Congress to do this.
I understand, but the regulations he can do right now.
No, I agree.
Go give him a pen.
Just do it.
But he's working, from what they say, he's working on this CPA.
Lock off with his working on.
I know.
Well, that's what Bambondi's doing.
All regulations are hereby canceled.
Done.
All regulations?
All of them.
Oh man, I don't know.
Congress rights laws, not the executive branch.
You know what's coming out now?
The reason the egg prices were high was collusion between the egg companies.
They colluded on pricing.
I'm sure that was part of it.
Bambondi was illegal.
I don't say I don't give a fuck about that.
That's retarded.
No, it's not.
That's a regulation.
Yes, it is.
That's a regulation and it needs to go.
So if all the people that make eggs say what eggs at $25 a carton.
Then I start making eggs.
Eggs are good for you.
Okay, but then I start making eggs and sell them for cheaper.
Wait, wait, wait.
That's how free markets work.
Wait, Dave eggs?
Yes.
You don't have chickens making them though, right?
You're not going to make them.
Well, yeah, I have chickens.
Oh, you're not going to be like trying to shit on an egg, are you?
Look, you either want the cheap eggs or you're not, man.
I'm not going to give you my trade secrets.
I'm not going to tell you how it's made.
I'm just going to say it's an egg.
Oh, but a very loose definition of the word egg.
So the regulations forced them to slaughter all these chickens.
Well, that was under Biden right before Trump took over.
Yes.
And then apparently they...
See, this whole collusion shit is only possible because of all these regulations, which means
there's only like five or six...
No, but the collusion is illegal.
I don't care.
It shouldn't be.
It shouldn't be because in a free market you'll have thousands of egg producers and
they all can't collude.
But in this shitty regulated market, you have five or six major players and then they can
do that shit.
That's actually a very good point because then Dave eggs could become a thing.
Right.
I mean Dave's chicken eggs, please.
Again.
The world is not ready for Dave eggs.
Again, do you want the cheap eggs or not?
I can ask questions.
But we won't be able to buy them.
You can move on if you don't want to buy them.
You're cramping my style, kid.
Oh, God.
Okay, so I'm sorry.
Dave eggs.
I got a fucking mental picture in my head.
I can't put it out right now.
I need like a bullet to put right to my head.
Well, then I'll bring up a story.
So Texas is having its own little mini-collar written house case.
Have you heard about this?
No.
It's exactly the same because if you remember the kind of written house case, the very
day after there was high definition video from 20 different angles and we could all
analyze it ourselves and see all the evidence and say, oh, that's obviously self-defense.
But in this case, all we have are witnesses.
There's no cameras.
And one side is saying it's self-defense and the other side is saying no, it was murder.
So it was a black kid and a white kid too.
So you got that whole angle.
And so what happened was a black kid is at like a track meet at a high school and according
to him, these two guys had been bullying, they're like twin brothers and they'd been
bullying him.
I don't know if that's true or not.
That's his story.
Right.
So he's sitting under a tent because it's about to rain and they come up to him and they
say, get out of our tent.
And now a lot of people are saying he wasn't supposed to be there, which why it's a public
event.
Yeah, it's a tent.
So they, now both sides agree to this.
They grab his book bag and start rifling through it.
And then he says, touch me and see what happens.
Okay.
Now that's not a threat.
If you read the criminal, that's a warning.
Yeah, that's a warning.
It's a lift in statement.
So they do.
They grab him and he pulls out a shank and stabs the guy in the heart and he dies almost
instantly.
And his twin brother runs away and they go get some cops and then the cops find this
kid and he says, yeah, I'm the one who did it, which that's not, that's not an initiative
order.
He did the act.
Yeah.
And then he said it's self, I was defending myself.
Right.
I did it in self-defense.
So that's the story as far as we know it.
So you used the word shank.
Was it a knife or was it a homemade?
It was a knife.
Okay.
So it was a manufactured knife.
Yes.
And I know this is split in hairs, but do you know it was a folding blade or a fixed
blade?
I don't know.
I don't know if that's been released or not.
But I guess it doesn't matter.
If he was being bullied, did he say he was carrying the knife because he'd been bullied?
I don't know if he said anything beyond it was self-defense, which is a smart kid.
Yeah, to keep you in touch.
Smart enough to say that.
Now, you're not allowed to carry a knife on school grounds in Texas, but honestly, I
don't give a fuck about shit like that.
Like I carried a knife when I...
I'd rather be judged by 12.
Yeah.
I always carried a knife with me when I was a kid.
Just by 11.
I actually got kicked out at one of my high schools for having that knife.
That's why I went to two high schools.
I'm not going to fucking put that on the kid.
Like you have a knife.
It's your second amendment right.
Yeah.
Fuck that.
Now, to stab somebody because they grabbed you, that's probably disproportional force.
Well, no.
But that's, again, that's the story.
We don't have cameras.
We don't know what happened for real.
So if you're claiming self-defense, you're saying that your life was in danger.
Yes.
So you're looking at...
Well, Texas is a little more leaning than that.
That's right, but you're looking at two people on one.
Yes.
So I could say that alone would prove self-defense.
Maybe.
But again, how did he act?
Yeah.
That's the thing.
We don't have cameras.
We don't have video.
I'm assuming the black guy was the one and the white guys were two?
Yes.
Okay.
So right now I'm on the black guy's side, but I think we'll see as a...
So he's been arrested.
So they are...
They do have probable cause as far as they think, but it's probably going to go to trial.
And like this is another...
Like everyone...
If you go on X and read about this, like everyone's got their little dug inside.
Like they know the facts.
Like they saw it on a movie, which neither side knows what the fuck they're talking about.
Okay?
Like this guy is saying this thing happened and these guys are saying this thing happened
and nobody knows the real truth.
Was there...
Is there a proven bullying prior to that meeting?
I don't know.
Yeah.
See, yeah.
Well, hopefully it'll be a fair trial.
We'll see.
But you guys, like don't jump to fucking conclusions because it's a black kid and a white kid or
because...
Well, the problem is the media jumps involved and they spin everything out of control.
I mean like cat turds doing this, Matt Walsh is doing all these fucking guys are doing
this.
Like you guys are fueling the fire.
Oh.
Like you're making it impossible to have a fair trial.
Right?
Like shut the fuck up and wait for the facts to come out in the trial.
I like I hate when people jump to conclusions like this.
Yeah, I've seen some posts on X and it was a black kid and a white kid.
I'm like...
Yeah.
And like they did this with the Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman.
Like shut the fuck up man.
We have trials for this reason.
Yeah.
But social media, that's the new future man.
And if you don't know how legal standards work, shut the fuck up.
You're embarrassing yourself, whichever side you fall on.
You sound stupid.
Well, you guys know we need to know more of the facts.
Well, right.
That's what trials are for.
We're not going to learn them in social media.
Right?
The kid's not talking.
He's already lawyered up.
So what are you going to do?
So okay.
No, I agree.
Yeah, that's...
I did want to bring up that story because it is, you know, out there and there's a lot
of flames about it.
So that's my take.
So last week you brought up that guy who was sent to the prison from hell.
Remember that?
And that was in Nicola Rao.
Oh, El Salvador?
El Salvador.
Yeah.
So it's coming out that he may not have been a gang member.
I told you.
No, it's...
But they're still going back and forth.
I can't put it...
This is why we don't do this.
But that's not my problem.
Oh, okay.
My problem is they go, well, we can't get him back even if he is innocent.
What the fuck...
This is why we don't do this.
Well, again, I'm not against doing this, but...
Well, you should be.
Well, this could be the path to get me there.
Goddammit, dude.
Well, no, okay.
Prior to 2020, I was four closed borders, but I never minded when Mexicans crossed over
for work.
I didn't care.
It wasn't...
But when Biden did what he did and just opened up the borders to the entire world...
I mean, that's not even really what he did.
It's exactly what he did.
No, he didn't because...
Oh, did you believe that?
No, no, no, listen to what I'm about to say.
We tried to get my mother-in-law to come visit us, and they will not fucking let her do
that.
Did she download the app?
No, because she's an old woman from Mongolia who's never committed a crime, so they're
not gonna let her in.
That's not how it was being done.
She's not asking for asylum.
She's trying to visit her family.
Did you fly there to Mexico to ever cross the border?
I thought about it.
I genuinely thought about it.
But my point is, is it was worldwide, and I get it.
Well, no, it wasn't because of that.
What I'm saying, my point is that people who genuinely wanted to come here illegally for
travel or for family, they were being denied.
So that actually proves my point even more.
You understand that, right?
No, it's...
Your point was that it was open, but it wasn't open.
It was open for the wrong people.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It was open to criminals.
Yes.
Okay.
Because typically, I would be against ICE doing what they're doing right now.
Typically in a world prior to 2020, they're like, fucking ICE, dude, fucking calm down.
But it's a different world now.
What's that?
See, here's the problem.
Is that like...
I'm willing to close my eyes and hold my nose when I say that.
No, no, no.
The thing is, they always use that as an excuse to go after us.
That's how it always works.
I understand, and I understand baby steps.
Stop falling for it.
It's not I'm falling for it.
I know what came across.
You're falling for it.
I know what came across that border.
I don't care.
I don't want them in my country.
Like you're arguing for the Patriot Act too.
No.
Oh, the Muslim bomb, the World Trade...
No, who cares?
Dude, the Patriot Act came out two months after 9-11.
There's been no bill written that quick ever.
I don't care.
No, of course it was already pre-written.
They were waiting for us.
They were just waiting for something.
Just like the ICE is doing.
They were waiting for something or they planned something.
Well, I don't know, but...
Or is it not planned something?
Either way.
I don't know.
No, just like stop falling for it, people.
No.
Stop falling for it.
No, we had...
Stop falling for it.
Nope.
It's not...
It's falling for what?
For them inventing crises and then selling you the solution.
That's what they're doing.
The crises, they're not selling me a crisis.
The Biden administration did that.
Right, but I'm saying they can't solve it.
Well, I mean...
They can't.
The best thing they can ever do is say, okay, you all have Second Amendment rights.
You can get fully autos down at the Walmart and define yourself.
Because then the problem would be done in a week.
I don't know.
I'm trying to go the passive approach on this.
Dude, this is how criminals should have always been dealt with.
There should be no such thing as the police.
Anybody who wants to deal with a criminal can say, hey, I'll go to the judge, I'll get
a warrant, I'll make the arrest, I'll do everything by the book, and then you can hold that person
accountable if they violate rights.
There should be no entity called the police where we outsource this behavior to.
But who's going to give me speeding tickets?
Exactly.
Nobody.
There should be no such thing as speeding.
It's my fucking road.
I'll drive on it as fast as I fucking want.
And then if I hurt you, you consume me.
No, but that's been a...
I've never brought this up before, but like parking meters, how are they a thing?
They charge us to park our own parking.
Because we let it happen.
Yeah, we let it happen.
Well, and we're letting this happen, and you're agreeing with it.
Let's stop letting any of this happen.
The rape of women and the killing of...
Rape of women, that's your job to protect those women, not ICE or whoever.
Well, the problem is under the Biden administration, anybody who did, they got locked up.
The heroes got locked up.
Well, okay, that's what I'm saying.
That's why I'm saying the solution is for Trump to say, no more locking up people who
defend themselves from rapists.
That's the solution.
So you're for the Wild West?
Yes.
Wild West was much safer than a modern city.
Go look it up.
No, no, that is accurate.
I might actually do a show on that, maybe.
No, you're actually very accurate on that one.
There's more bank robberies in a day in America than ever happened in the entire Wild West.
Yes, I mean, we talked about why it was the last week or two weeks ago.
And like the reason you know his name is because that's the only fucking time everything ever
happened like that.
It was insane that there was a shootout.
Like, holy fuck, there's a shootout?
Let's talk about it.
So technically he had problems in Kansas first in Dodge City because he was too aggressive
and they fired him and Dodge City got even worse.
So it's actually a proven case for a strong hand from the sheriff.
It depends on what exactly he was doing.
Yeah, well, but again, it was a different time and he tried banning guys, whatever, movies
and bulk books, they all kind of dig each other.
So I don't want to get into that right now.
But speaking of Trump and Israel, is that the first time this has happened?
I'm going to get your take on this.
I'll give my take on it.
Every time, is it Benjamin Yahu?
What's the guy?
Netanyahu.
Is that the White House Trump pulls out his seat for it?
Yeah.
What do you think about that?
I didn't do that for somebody else.
I thought he did.
I haven't seen anybody else, but I've seen him do it for Netanyahu a couple of times.
My answer depends on how he treats other leaders.
Let's say he does not pull out shares of other leaders.
Okay, then it's pathetic.
Like knock it off Trump.
Pathetic why?
Could be a little bitch.
Could suck in this guy's dick.
That's one take and that's one take that I've thought of as well.
Or could it be like, I'm better than you and I'm going to pull out your chick because you're
old and I'm...
Then why wouldn't you do that for everybody else?
Yeah, I know.
It bothers me he does it.
It does.
But I'm just trying to think of what his motivation is because he's got the weird
Right.
Well, they gave him a pager.
Remember that they gave him a golden pager?
We brought it up on the show.
I don't pay attention to this show.
They gave him pagers.
So maybe they have something on him.
Did they check him for a fucking bomb?
I assume they did, but who knows if they would find it.
I don't know.
I don't know how you hide that shit.
Yeah, but maybe they have something on him.
Because why is every fucking leader, whether matter what party, they all suck Israel's
dick.
So there's a...
Oh, fuck.
It didn't happen last night.
There's a world organization that is calling for Israel to be not a country anymore.
Okay.
Yeah.
So no, I'm curious how that's going to go.
It's a world Southern organization.
I didn't bother looking at it because I was busy.
But we're going to bring it up either.
But yeah, so that's interesting.
Well, speaking of Trump, so last week's Monero Challenge was to give us your funniest answer
as to what would happen if both Trump and Obama ran in 2028.
And we've got one, two, three, four answers.
So let's go over those and we'll put those people in the wheel.
First was Al McGuest.
And he gave us a photo answer.
So you can see that up there.
So the answer he gave is we got Obama, Trump, and Biden here all dressed as Romans, and
they formed the triumvirate retardus.
So I love it.
I just wish you would have replaced O'Biden.
The ribbon can stay with the auto pin.
But cool nonetheless.
So there's our Al McGuest.
Next up, we have Mav McHugh.
And he says, Nancy Pelosi will regenerate, look beautiful, and remain in politics.
Her portfolio will reach $1 trillion and she'll start a new Epstein list.
That's Mav McHugh.
And get a couple of different conspiracies in there.
Love it.
Next up, we have Oliver Chase.
Obama will win and he will apply for US citizenship.
And then he will be allowed to be president again because his last term as a Kenyan will
be legally invalid.
And he will also have to pardon himself because Democrats are really good at it.
That was a deep answer.
I like that one.
And last but not least is last week's winner, Ayn.
After Trump annexes Canada, it won't just be Democrats and Republicans anymore.
I predict Choudhough will be president in 2028.
Oh God.
Okay, so there's our four and we will spin the win.
Al McGuest.
Okay, you have until the next show to contact me and collect your Monero.
I like that.
We have some good answers in there.
Yes, we did.
Keep them coming.
Yeah.
So what else?
Oh, speaking of Obama, so we all know about the Affordable Care Act.
Yep.
I've heard of it.
And it's been nicknamed Obamacare.
Yep.
So, if it's nicknamed Obamacare, why is Obamacare, like it was a $2 million a year for the use
of his name?
Because it's using his name.
Oh.
Who's paying him $2 million?
Federal government.
What?
Yeah, they use his name.
Copyright.
Copyright is his name.
Oh, I'm having a coffee fade over.
What?
Yeah.
But the act is not actually titled that.
That's just what people call it.
Yeah.
So how are they using, what are you talking about?
How are 150 going to sell security check?
What the fuck?
They prove that they, you know, it must release the number of people well over 100 still receiving
some security check.
Trump, stop signing these checks.
What is this?
Yep.
No, I mean, I let no clue the corrupt.
I could have sat down here as a conspiracy theorist or a conspiracy minded person and
went, oh, there's been money here.
There's been given money there.
I would have been fucking wrong.
And I would have undershot that by a trillion fucking dollars.
Of course.
That's why we're 36 trillion in debt.
What the fuck?
And Trump, I mean, I dig what you're doing.
Elon Musk, keep up the good work.
But if you don't fix Congress, we're going to go right back to this bullshit.
And then would they keep getting reelected despite the 12% approval rating or something?
So Congress showed some signs of a heartbeat recently.
Okay.
And Massi voted no and people are trashed in, but people relax.
Massi's, he's, he's like Ron Paul.
If you're going to attack Massi, Ron Paul and Rand Paul are doing the same damn thing.
And they're doing it for the right reason.
So lay off of them.
I mean, and now that the Florida elections are won, Massi has, he's lost his power to
vote no.
But it doesn't matter because when, when people bring up a bill that the federal government
is not supposed to have control over, he votes no on it.
Yeah.
And it's, it's a protest vote, but he, maybe he doesn't want to vote on something that's
wrong.
Okay.
So I'm going to give him, I'm going to give a pass.
When we talk about here, is this the idea?
No, just in general, they trash Massi because, and Rand Paul a little bit, but they don't,
Dr. No, Ron Paul get away with this forever.
They, they're, they're traditionalists, they're constitutionalists.
They only want to vote on what the government has power over.
Right.
I mean, Ron Paul was known to add pork to his district and then get it in front of Congress
and he would vote no on it.
And people are like, well, you're voting no on it.
He goes, well, yeah, but why should my, my constituents go without when other constituents
are getting it just because I'm not going to vote yes on something that the federal government
has no power to vote on.
So I mean, it's, it's, yeah.
So I mean, Massi, keep up what you're doing.
I, maybe try to find some inroads.
Well, he's found out Massi supported, uh, uh, uh, DeSantis in a big way.
I don't know.
My, I know it can be wrong.
I am a huge fan of DeSantis as the governor.
I'm not sure as a presidential candidate, he sucked.
He aligned himself with Mitt Romney.
Yeah.
He went to the rhinos.
I don't know what that was about.
Yeah.
Well, I think that he was so, I think the people that got him to run was so anti-Trump.
They're like, Oh, yeah, you're going to kill Trump.
You're going to, you're going to destroy Trump.
That's, I think, I think he's slightly autistic.
So like, yes.
So he would believe that kind of shit.
Yeah.
And like, he's not socially picking up cues like that.
Republican party, Trump is your new, your new leader and it's going to be Trump asked
for that, hopefully for the coming years.
So we'll see what happens.
You better turn it around if he's going to do that.
Well, no, I mean, I believe in the end he will, he'll have better number.
I mean, even CNN is calling him a good president right now.
And that's fucked up.
I think that's because he bombed people.
They love that shit.
Well, no, they're saying that his approval rating keeps going up.
All this tariff talk, his approval rating keeps going up, which is good.
But if you don't fix Congress, we're, we're, we're in a four year holiday.
Yeah.
And we're going to enjoy the next four years.
I mean, Vance has got to get in after that.
And we don't know what's going to happen because you've got Newsome.
He wants to run Pritzker's jogging now and stop eating donuts.
He's actually not jogging.
He's so fat.
Fuck.
He's from Illinois.
So I can say that.
They're terrible though.
They don't have no chance.
Nope.
They get AOC.
Yeah.
He's the old man who wants to attack millionaires.
I mean, not millionaires.
He wants to attack billionaires because before he wanted to attack millionaires, but now
that he's the billionaire, he wants to only attack billionaires.
It's confusing, but that's the Democrat politics.
And then Corey Booker, we got to watch out for that sneaky, sneaky snake coming up, talks
for 24 hours for no fucking reason.
These people are all terrible.
Oh my God.
They're all terrible.
Reach out and find a new fucking person because you've got nothing Democrats, but they, they
know how to cheat.
But what it's funny because the election that happened was the last week or I don't know,
week and a half ago, the Democrats were claiming victory because they won the Supreme Court
Senate seat in Wisconsin.
But they lost the two house seats in Florida and Wisconsin still passed voter ID.
So everyone's like, how did you win?
You replaced the Democrat and Supreme Court with the Democrat and the Supreme Court.
So it's a wash.
But whatever.
I mean, it's just one.
But the point is Trump fixed fucking Congress and I don't know how you can do that.
No, actually, fuck that.
Trump don't fix Congress.
Start renewing their shit.
America people fix fucking Congress.
That too.
Call your representatives.
Primary people, primary anybody who's not following the America first agenda.
Fucking sue them.
Start suing them.
I mean, like, I'm going to show you how to do it.
But don't give the paperwork to the secretary.
Well, I'm going to, again, that's what gets going to be in my right up.
This was a process server doing it.
And they're nor this is their job.
This is what they normally do.
And when I called them, I specifically said, have you ever served a government employee
before?
And he said, yeah, we know all about that.
We have to serve the U.S. Attorney General.
I have to do like they knew the steps because I looked it up beforehand and they knew the
steps.
So I'm like, okay, I'll go with these guys.
So it's probably set up as she receives them.
And she is not officially allowed to receive.
Do you know how I know that she got it?
Okay.
Yeah.
Do you know how I know that she actually got the lawsuit?
That Dina Titus did?
Yeah.
The Dina Titus got the lawsuit because she fucking unblocked us like a couple days later.
Yeah.
The secretary could have done that.
We don't know who runs it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, somebody did it and it's, it's Dina Titus' name on that account with a gray check.
So guess what?
If that's not her, you're breaking Twitter's rules.
Oh, there you go.
Fucking ban her Elon Musk.
Don't ban us.
We love you, dude.
Help us out a little bit.
Bye, Zimason.
Zimason, let me see you.
We'll take care of that for you.
What else we got?
Oh, where are we sitting out here time wise?
45 minutes, we're looking good.
What else do I have?
I get all my shit.
I think I did too.
Shit.
Oh, there you go.
Fast show.
Nice.
So we won't punish you guys with a full hour of us bantering.
Yeah.
And then do the teaching sessions.
We'll just help you.
Maybe knock this out under 60 minutes total.
Ooh.
In honor of the stock market going crazy this week, I'm going to talk about financial derivatives.
Now, it's not a text thing.
It's not open source.
So why do I actually care about this?
Well, these things will still continue to exist even in an capistan, even when everything
collapses, like there will still be financial markets.
And when there's volatility in the market, you can actually, if you know what you're
doing, take advantage of that and make a nice little pocket of money for yourself.
So I'm going to give you just a little basics that I understand from.
And this is not financial advice.
Don't take my advice.
If you lose money, that's your fault.
Don't blame me.
Don't ever take Dave's advice.
So derivatives are contracts to buy or sell a different asset at a decreed-upon price.
So we agree upon the price now, and then when the future happens, we can figure out whether
we want to trade or not.
The two most common ones are options and futures.
I'm going to talk about futures first because they're the simpler one.
But unfortunately, most people can't actually trade futures because the reason is, I think
it's like $10,000 minimum for each contract.
And you have to get an special account at a broker or a Mercantile exchange.
Now each trade will give you an account if you actually ask them for it and you demonstrate
that you're not a retard.
So I do have a futures account, but I have no money and I never trade.
It's just there so I can look at the numbers and...
And they don't take my narrow.
They don't take my narrow.
Fuck them.
So what are futures for?
So it's mostly for large quantity commodity trading.
So commodities are things like oil, gold and silver, wheat, physical goods that need to
move from place to place.
And then there might be a risk in acquiring those goods from nature.
So the reason we have futures contracts is, let's say you're a farmer and you don't know
six months from now how good the harvest is going to be.
But you want to lock in your price right now.
So you would enter in a futures contract with a trader on Wall Street or wherever and say,
okay, I want this much per bushel of wheat and in six months I will deliver whatever
I can.
So if you have a bad harvest, you still get that price.
So you're locked in.
Now if your harvest is so bad that you can't actually deliver it all, you have to make
up the price difference.
So let's say you agreed I'm going to deliver 100 bushels of wheat.
You only came up with 90.
So you give the 90 at the agreed upon price and then you pay dollars for the missing 10.
Okay?
Okay.
And the thing about futures is that you don't actually have to move the wheat anywhere.
So two traders can trade futures contracts with neither of them having any wheat.
So this is actually how a lot of the market manipulation happens if you ever heard about
that.
Like in the gold market, something like 95% of the futures trades are just on paper.
There's no gold moving anywhere.
So this puts downward pressure on the price because some people like the government can
just sell infinite contracts because they have infinite money.
So it's a little bit tricky.
So if there's price fluctuations in the wheat market, for example, a lot of futures contracts
will have a daily settlement.
So if the price goes up by a dollar, you might have to put an extra dollar into your futures
account and then settle that every day.
It depends on the contract.
Each contract is different.
Now a fun little fact about futures contracts, onion futures are illegal.
Yeah.
I see the face.
Like, what are you talking about?
Okay.
So in the 1950s, two guys in Chicago where all the market title trade is and all these
things are traded, they cornered the onion market.
So they ended up buying up all the contracts and all the farmers sent all their onions
to these guys.
And I guess they had some refrigeration system where they could store them for a long time.
So in the next year comes and the farmers come to the market and they want to sell their
contracts for onions and they said, no, we're not going to buy those.
And in fact, if you try to sell your onions directly, we're going to sell all these stored
onions at a lower price.
And what happened was they were actually selling onions for negative money.
So like you would buy the bag of onions and you're really paying for the bag.
The onions were free.
Yeah.
So the farmers complained and the government stepped in and said, oh, we're going to ban
onion contracts, but they didn't ban wheat or orange juice or anything like that.
Only onions, right?
So you can do a little experiment if you want to see what the effect of this is.
Every time you go into the market, the grocery store, write down the price of onions and
then write down the price of potatoes to compare, right?
And then after a year, compare the price charts and you'll see that onion prices go crazy,
right?
Depending on the weather and all this other shit, whereas potato prices are pretty stable.
So yeah.
So and actually a couple years ago, a couple years ago, they also banned box office futures
for movies.
So people were betting on how much money the movie was going to make.
And they also did Hollywood executives complained to the government.
So they're manipulating our movies.
And so the government added them to the list of ban futures.
It was actually fun.
Yeah, why not?
Yeah, but these things, they keep markets smooth.
They make your grocery store prices, you know, more predictable.
So that's futures.
Now I'll talk about options.
Well, with futures, what you were saying there reminds me of that movie training places.
We've talked about that before, right?
Yeah.
So training places, watch the movie.
It kind of explains what he's talking about.
It's a pretty good movie about it.
It's pretty accurate.
And any Murphy's that it's really funny.
Any Murphy, Dan, Freud, GD Lee Curtis.
Oh, yeah.
Take the top off.
We have Jamie Lee Curtis movies.
Okay.
So let's talk about options.
I think it's a little bit more complicated, but you have access to them.
And again, like if you fuck up, don't blame me.
So an option is a contract to either buy some stocks in the future or a contract to sell
some stocks in the future.
Okay.
Now a contract to buy is called a call and a contract to sell is called a put.
Now when you buy this contract or write this contract, it has an expiration date in the
future and it has a strike price.
And the strike price is the price that is agreed to be paid at the end of the contract.
So like you can, let's say a stock is trading for $100 right now.
You can say, I want an option to buy it at 95 in a month.
And then if a month goes by and the stock price goes down or it goes up, right, I can
buy it 95 whether I want to or not.
And the reason people came up with these things is you can limit your losses essentially.
So whatever happens, you can walk away at the end of the deal, right?
So if you buy an option contract for $100 and at the end of the contract, you want to walk
away, you've only lost $100.
You can never lose more than what you paid for the contract.
Fair enough.
Unless you want to.
Right.
But the downside of that is that your gains can be limited as well, right?
So because you have that strike price, if the price of the stock goes to the moon, right,
your gains are limited to the difference between the new price and the strike price.
Fair enough.
And the other cool thing you can do is you can trade both ends of it, right?
So you can trade the put and then against a call.
So what that does is it like smashes your profits in this zone.
Now if the stock trades somewhere, anywhere outside that zone, right, if it goes up really
high, if it goes low, really high, then you locked your profits in.
Okay.
And there's like trading fees and shit like that.
So like you don't want to do this on one contract because you're going to lose no matter
what.
But if you're trading more contracts, you can essentially lock in a decent chunk of profit
as long as the stock doesn't do something that's just wildly unpredictable.
So the actually simplest thing you could do as a retail person that doesn't really want
to get into the math and all that shit is if you already own stocks, you can sell out
of the money covered calls.
So what that means is let's say you have 100 shares of Tesla, okay?
And your Tesla shares are just hanging out.
They're not doing anything.
Yeah.
And you want to make some extra money on the side.
So you would sell a covered call of your 100 shares of Tesla.
Okay.
And let's say the price is 100 bucks.
So what you would do is I'm going to sell a contract on a strike price of $90, right?
That's way below $100.
So the odds that Tesla goes down that much, maybe today is pretty good.
But so, but in normal times, it's not that good.
So someone will come along and buy that contract.
They'll probably pay you 10 bucks, not that much, but you're made a free $10 as long as
Tesla stays above 90.
And if not, you got to sell.
And that's the other thing is if Tesla goes below 90, you don't lose any money.
You just lose your shares, which you already have.
What would you lose $10 a share?
That's if you're booking the profits.
Okay.
But you already own the shares.
Okay.
Because they're, that's a covered call.
You already own the shares.
Okay.
So a naked call, it means I don't owe the shares.
So I have to go buy them and then resell them to you.
Okay.
Which then you could lose a lot of money.
It's, yeah.
It's a little complicated.
But once you get the hang of it, it's like, oh, I'm getting free money every month.
I'm going to sell them these covered calls because I own stocks.
It's just that simple.
I was doing this for a while.
And now if you have, if you have certain rules, it's almost a guarantee.
Now again, not financial advice.
It's not guaranteed.
Anything can happen.
But what I would do is I would just, every month I would sell a covered call on my, on
my stocks.
If there was a conference call they do every quarter, then you don't sell because that's
when the price goes up or down rapidly.
Okay.
No, that makes sense.
Because that can, that can be pretty good.
Information is given out and people are going to react to the information.
So as long as you're trading within Windows where there's no conference calls or if there's
other volatility like tariffs or anything like that or a new election, right?
Then you can collect, you know, a couple of bucks every month.
So just look into it, right?
Don't necessarily, you don't have to do it, but look into it, learn how it works, learn
how your brokerage site works.
Because you really want to understand this stuff anyway, right?
You don't want your money just sitting under your mattress doing nothing.
You want to be able to earn some interest or capital gains or whatever.
Safeer to the mattress.
Yeah, I mean, keep some under the mattress, but deploy some too, right?
But yeah, that's options and futures.
If you want me to go into more exotic stuff, I can do that on a different show.
But yeah, let me know.
All right, cool.
So with me, I just want to give you an update.
It's time to, if your garden is not tilled yet, till your garden, get it turned over.
If you do not have a compost pile, go buy some compost.
There is your, any landscape store, I don't think Home Depot or Loaves carries it.
If they do, they buried it so I can't find it.
Plus I wouldn't buy it there anyway.
But your landscape stores, they have, like I bought, my compost pile has been a nightmare.
I, I'm still working on it because it's turning it over and it's a long story.
Um, but buy some bad compost.
I bought steer poop.
It's funny.
My wife is like, Oh, we need organic compost.
I'm like, yeah, I know.
And she doesn't want poop in our garden.
What are you doing?
So we walk up and we go, this is organic compost.
And she goes, Oh, good.
By that I go, okay.
So I put it on the cart, we get it home.
She goes, wait, there's steer poop in this.
I go, well, we've already bought it.
We're using it.
So, um, so that's going to help my garden out there.
Cause in Vegas we have, we, we have an issue with garden gardens here and we need to add
amendments and I'm trying to figure out the amendments to add to, to, I always get my
plans growing, but producing fruits been a problem the last two years.
Um, so expecting you to bring some actual stuff to the barbecue this year.
I sure, uh, because I also, I got a liquid compost.
I don't want to, uh, show for a company cause I want, I just bought this and I'm
starting to use it.
Um, it's a soil rejuvenation, kind of like your mushrooms.
Well, your mushrooms are going to kind of clean your soil.
This stuff works on your soil as well.
Uh, it's made from predominantly coal.
So I'm kind of curious about how this is going to work.
Um, I'm going to, I'm going to feed it once a month to my garden and see, but so little
look at your different options of compost and get that shit tilt in the ground.
Uh, do a pH sample of your garden and adjust accordingly.
You want to be closer to acidic than you do neutral.
Well, new, you want to be close to acidic and low on the neutral scale versus alkaline
scale.
You don't want to be alkaline because nothing really grows good with alkaline.
Uh, what I'm doing this year is I've got tomato plants and pots that I know are good
soil and I got tomato plants in my garden already.
I'm going to test and see how they work out together.
Um, and then I tips for like tilling, how to like how to run or tell her, I mean, it's
just home depot ransom.
Um, I ended up buying one, I bought a small one that I was a little concerned about, but
it was a good price.
And this thing was a fucking beast.
It tore up my garden, which is what I wanted it to do.
Um, I could pick it up with my hand and it does what I needed to do.
Um, so you've got that going.
So you get your garden tilt over.
Uh, check your pH.
Uh, there's things you can add to your garden.
pH is it, it's not a quick change, but start working on it.
Uh, leaves, sticks, organic material, how low the pH.
So that's good as well.
Um, but I will probably be presenting this fairly soon.
If it works out, I have a clay pot with a hole at the top and then holes on the side.
It was mainly more for a strawberry plant, but I put pepper plants in all the little
holes on the top and I've got my sweet peppers on top of my hot peppers coming on the side.
If it comes out like I want it to, it's going to look really cool with the colors of the
different peppers.
So I'll post that on there and I will be getting a, uh, be high here pretty soon.
I'm getting the, the, the flow by way flow.
Yeah.
So what I want to do, well, one, I'm going to keep a camera on at 24 hours a day, uh,
mainly cause some of my neighbors freak out over bees and wasps and they touched my fucking
hunting nest.
They're going to deal with me.
Um, and it's not going to be fucking pretty cause I get pissed when people kill honey bees.
Um, but I'm also thinking about if, uh, I, I'm buying one that's got a window in it.
And I think about having that window available for people to view it to watch the little
bees work.
I kind of want to see how it works out.
But, uh, yeah, at this point, get bees cause even my rosemary bushes in the front yard
are not flowering like they normally do.
I've got some bees out there, but not a lot and bees love rosemary bushes.
And then I see about rosemary bushes.
They provide food for your bees year round.
So, um, yeah, so I'll be posting some pictures hopefully pretty soon as shit works out.
But the point is I don't care what zone you live in garden wise till your garden now.
And that's, it's literally frozen, which I don't think anybody's in that state
in this country right now.
You may not be able to plant and talk for Mother's Day, but get it tilled up, get
compost in there.
Um, I also threw in some, um, uh, wood chips, which I actually use mulch, but
make sure if you're going to use mulch, not to get the one that's died cause
they're dying to get the red colors.
Yeah.
They said, uh, that they got to put somewhere, put that dye somewhere.
Yeah.
They got it on the food.
Yeah.
So they're dying a fucking mulch now, but because your mushrooms, you're going to
want the mulch you want because the mushrooms need the wood nutrients to grow.
So, um, get it in, till it up and get it ready to go.
There you go.
Cause, uh, people are hungry.
Bring your stuff to our barbecues.
September.
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